Thread 213064405

Did Amir put his penis in Jarons gaping wound edition

Time for another /jazz/ thread, been rewatching and I totally forgot about this scene until I saw it yesterday for the first time since it aired. Apologies for the shit quality on OP image but I’m not about to put more effort into making it than Jaron has ever put into anything in his sad, sad life.
Reminder this slovenly dumbfuck just graduated from Harvard, I’m sure that happened totally organically and deservedly, definitely not a virtue signal diversity freebie degree.

>>213064405 (OP)
That was from early on in season 7 so it’s almost definite that it was Amir who he’s talking about which begs the question, did pic related happen before or after he did the foul deed? Because if he’s just finding this out after then it would explain his mortified reaction (even more so) but if it was before..

>>213064559
Whoops, didn’t mean to spoiler that.
Anyway, now for something a bit more recent and haunting

>>213064747
Captcha: VGGNA

*graduate
How grim

did sander suck his BBC?

>>213064405 (OP)
Has this poor lad offed himself yet?

>>213064972
Sander and Peppermint 100% have done at least something lewd, there’s no fucking way. I just watched this episode last night and there’s a whole scene later in it where Jeanette straight up talks to her mom and Noelle’s mom about how she thinks Sander is buttfucking Peppermint while they’re getting buzzed on cosmopolitans.

>>213065008
Which one? Because it could be either of them at this point

Yes, for being their authentic self.

>>213065472
Let’s see what happened to Tony
>Police body camera showing McDade pointing a firearm at one of the police officers before being shot
Dude, he was just being his authentic self.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Tony_McDade

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>>213065856
Sander is both the straightest man on the planet and also the not saddest man on the planet.

>>213065120
Any of them. I only know of their existence because of this board, but it really is like watching a train wreck in these threads. Impossible to look away.

>>213065946
Look at that straight cisgendered ally go!

>>213065979
How does one aquire trans experience?

>>213065968
If you find any modicum of enjoyment from these threads do yourself a favor and watch the show, at least seasons 5-7. I was the same way as you are, I would always participate and laugh along with the threads making jokes and shit but it is way more hardcore fucked up than you could even imagine, worse than you could have described to you in a handful of paragraph long posts and memes. There is a whole trove of deep lore that I rarely even see discussed here too, those poor little kikelets were all set up to be fucked up, they didn’t stand a chance

>>213066119
Case in point, how about the fact that in Greg and Jeanettes alumni newsletter when Ari was born it was announced that they had welcomed their first child, a son into the world. Now look I could easily see that just being a misprint because of bad info or something but knowing Jeanette I would not be at all surprised if her first foray into trying to hold the title “loving parent of a trans child” was her trying to turn out Ari and it just didn’t work because Ari isn’t anywhere near as completely helplessly retarded as Jaron ended up being.

>>213066119
I don't know that i want to dive down that rabbit hole...

>>213066267
Trust me, it’ll put some hair on your chest and prepare you for the horrors of the world. Make you a man
it’s also very funny in a tragically disturbing way but also a retarded way

/jazz/ was all i had

>>213066052
become like this

>>213066430
I’m holding out for season 9. Never give up hope, there’s always a chance we get a post-ozempic/has fake honorary Harvard degree bc troon season

I like the grandma with the shrunken head and wonky eyes who sticks her tongue in her drink.

Is the show still going?

bump!

>>213066216
>Jeanettes alumni newsletter

>>213066651
would teevee rather plap post or pre-ozempic jazz?

>>213064694
The effects of veganism or meth?

>>213068356
Both!

>>213068159
let's be real here

>>213068159
If only he still had his micropeen

>>213068687
>ywn fuck jazz from behind while he is gorging himself on fistfuls of nachos and cheese directly from the crockpot he keeps under his bed for situations like this
no point in living t b h

>>213068937
He's still single!

It seems fewer and fewer anons open the thread. Long has it been since I dined on suffering.

>>213064405 (OP)
ALL TRANNIES MUST FUCKING HANG!!

>>213070485
now it's a true /jazz/ thread

>>213070485
Good girl!

>>213064694
>>213064720
>final jazz transition: necro-vagina takes control of his whole body like the arm of liquid snake, turning him into a living shambling corpse
cinema

>>213068159
I genuinely find Jazz more attractive than his biologically female sister but I wouldn't go anywhere near his fetid frontbutt.

>>213071527
YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU BESMIRCHED ARI