Thread 213064663

>>213064663 (OP)
nice nintendo 64 graphics

>>213064663 (OP)
Modernizing a story is always a mistake and this looks way too blackcentric to captivate a wide audience. Still not beating Cruise kino

If Well was alive to see this he'd be spinning in his grave.

aliums get covid and die

>aliens come to earth for your data
What kind of data do aliens want?

>>213064757
If *any* man from his time were teleported to today they’d have a mental breakdown from pure existential horror

>Data is their food
I literally busted out laughing

Can if get a webm of just that ps1 era jet fighter flipping out lmao

>>213064663 (OP)
take away internet
access from india!

wow a movie watching a guy brows pol and yelling at the screen. kino

>>213064757
I'm sure he's looking up and seething

>>213064663 (OP)
How is an ice cube going to act, what if it melts midscene?

>>213064663 (OP)
So is actually gonna interact with these aliens or what? This looks like some comedic parody on SNL

So does Ice Cube just spend 90% of his screentime sitting at a desk?

>>213064663 (OP)
so shitty effects and niggers screaming into the camera

>>213065229
no he just watches videos while he sits there like us. its very exciting

So the microbes that kill them will be a vague computer virus this time right?

Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us.

>>213064663 (OP)
Nahhh bruh they got this nigga ice cube fighting aliens on zoom lmao

>>213064663 (OP)
FATIGUE.EXE

>>213064663 (OP)
I can't watch this cringe. Is it good?

this is an abomination
the horror
the horror

>>213064663 (OP)
>scamming Amazon

>>213065401
Windows Update

>>213064663 (OP)
I genuinely can't believe this is a Universal release. The looks worse than direct-to-DVD slop. No wonder this shit is being dumped onto streaming a week after its trailer release.

>>213064719
Cruises version dies 35 minutes in.

For a world where white genocide is a lie, that's a lot of niggers.
>>213065401
They will probably die because of a russian ransomware, a chinese botfarm or an indian scam.

>>213064719
>The whole reveal sequence
>The ship scene
>The hell train
Pure kino

>>213064757
I'd be shitting my grave too if I was alive and had to watch this trash. Downright inconsiderate.

BWWAWAAAAAAOOOOOOOO
oooooorrrrrhh

>>213065686
I'm not convinced it isn't AI. Multiple second long cuts of things happening.

>>213065366
True.

>>213064663 (OP)
What the fuck wanted this?

>>213065026
Data is dey foo and shit nigga.

>aliens, but mostly black faces talking too close to the camera phone about how this shit is real
nah

>>213066292
how much you wanna bet they used AI for most of these VFX

>>213066292
>the untextured plane

>>213066539
they outsource everything to jeets in bangalore
that's why latest michael mann movie had that car flipping scene

>>213064663 (OP)
Are the tripods immune to all weapons like the Cruise one? This is what will really determine if I would watch or not.

>>213064813
penis size

>>213065344
startled! I'm so startled

>>213064663 (OP)
>making the tripods look like white ipods

>>213064663 (OP)
This looks fucking stupid.

>>213064663 (OP)
Even the Asylum movies looked better than this.

>>213065401
That would be so embarrassingly dumb. So they will probably do that.

....really?

>>213070066
I hope him staring into a computer is like 90% of Ice Cube's screentime.

>>213064663 (OP)
>We will never get a big budget turn of the era War of the Worlds movie

they definitely thought this up during COVID, the martians represent the virus/floyd riots

Man, i just want a decent adaptation of pic related.
no gimmicks, not set in modern times, no original characters.

>>213064663 (OP)
>filmed in 2020
it's going to suck but i'm intrigued for it as a historical cinematic oddity

>>213064663 (OP)
What the fuck did I just watch?

I rewatched the Cruise version tonight and all I could think was, “This needs more niggers.” It’s like Alexa was reading my mind again…

>>213070066
Syfy

>>213065026
>NIGGA they be eating our soundcloud albums n sheiiiii

>>213065026
Their food wasn't meat, it was data. Data was their food.

>>213070066
>Organizing national defense on Microsoft Teams.

Are there any good War of the Worlds adaptions that are actually set at the end of the 19th Century like the book?

>>213064813
the epstein files

>>213072949
DOESN'T EXIST SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

>>213072767
They absorb the soundcloud mixtapes and die because that is their only weakness.

WE

>>213064663 (OP)
This is fucking abysmal

>>213064663 (OP)
So I guess they'll defeat the robot aliens by installing a virus into their system or some retarded shit

>>213064663 (OP)
The twist is that the haxx0r is a modern Orson Welles pulling this boomer's leg and that you can't trust any info online now in the post-history AI world right?

fml

>>213074201
My bet is that humans will invent an injection that changes human dna, making the data gathered from humans harmful to the alamos as how you mentioned, a virums. Then, icecube will sacrifice himself and save the day.

>>213070066
Black people yelling at movies

>>213072042
I’m still amazed that this is the only adaption that included Thunderchild.
Even ignoring how good the passage is, it’s a critical part of the allegory. The aliens can be killed, just like Umbubu and pals can ambush the odd machine gunner, but it’s not going to do shit in the long run.

>>213064663 (OP)
yikes that looks pathetic

>>213064663 (OP)
Looks awful.

Cruise/Spielberg version was the only good modern adaption. Those two tv shows they did a few years back were also terrible.

>>213064663 (OP)
>Baby Daddy

>>213070066
this looks painful to watch
>You know what viewers want? Ice Cube's face eating their whole screen

>>213065056
I love it when movies provide reviewers the easiest tagline to dunk on them with

>>213064663 (OP)
>"what if we remake a movie that's been done 100 times already, but this time black?"
-Hershel Goldshoah

>>213064663 (OP)
He came so far since killing that anaconda back when jlo was white passing

>>213064813
Anal sphincter tightness statistics

Why are so many people itt pretending this isn't aislop?

>>213064663 (OP)
Slop. You have to sit and watch elderly Ice Cube poorly and unconvincingly react to this half-assed found footage movie. That's your movie. Idiotic.

>>213070066
"daaaaaaaammmmn! naw im sayin yo"

>>213076078
I watched for she.

>>213064663 (OP)
wow, amazing PS2 game

>>213064663 (OP)
>War of the Worlds starring ...
... every man and his dog.

>>213064663 (OP)
I thought it was this other negro, too alike
The fatigue is getting to me...

>>213066047
I'm wondering if there's a twist with this
The alien attack footage is fake and being used to manipulate Cube. Kind of a satire on current misinfo and a nod to the Orson Welles broadcast

>>213074589
>You won't go to the movie theater anymore? We'll bring the movie theater experience to you then, chud.

How do they eat data? Do they sit down in front of the computer and browse and download stuff from the internet?

>>213070066
>they just filmed him yelling at a camera for an hour
COVID era film

We were supposed to get alien embryos in the 2005 film
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LzBDVqCh2GU

>>213064663 (OP)
Superior war of worlds

>>213065026
ALIUMS DON'T SEASON DEY DATA

boy this is some war of the worlds shit!

Why is the CGI so bad?

>>213083880
It has a budget of a packet of cigarettes and a webcam