it sucks but I still enjoy watching it for some reason

>>213067166 (OP)
Its good up until they get to San Fransisco and trex goes on a king kong rampage

why no jurrasic park where the dinos win and humanity is back to cave man status

>>213067213
>San Fransisco

I was promised dino rape and there was none. 0/10 film

>>213067320
He literally attacks a trolley car

>>213067846
you mean a bus?

https://youtu.be/namKsaP4hcc?si=1xkujBZhHlHbsUJ2

>>213067913
Fuck you

>>213067166 (OP)
Because, for all its faults, it's got great aesthetics, memorable setpieces and fun dinosaur action. It's car kino, as well.
It's just that the faults in its writing and execution outweigh a lot of the good stuff if you don't turn off your brain and simply let the John WIlliams' score guide you to kinoland.

I say this as a JPIIIchad that hates TLW.

>>213068002
I wish the other JP films were as swashbuckley as JPII.

None of the others have that cinematic feel other than 1.

Well... i suppose the 2nd half of Fallen Kingdom feels like a vincent price haunted house movie but still

>>213067955
They specifically say San Diego multiple times and the port scene even has San Diego written on the wall

>>213067765
the real dino rape was the friends we met along the rape

>>213067166 (OP)
i might be autistic but i enjoy dinosaur movies in any scenarios

>>213067166 (OP)
it was kino

>>213067166 (OP)
that doesn't make any sense if you enjoy it than it doesn't suck obviously

Last time I rewatched it I couldn't believe they tried to make Vince Vaughn an alpha action dude.
Look at his introductory scene it's so funny.