Thread 213068040 - /tv/ [Archived: 197 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:04:26 AM No.213068040
alien rapist
alien rapist
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Am I being a coomer, or is it implied that the alien rapes Lambert?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:09:14 AM No.213068148
the only alien I know of who doesn't rape human women is this fucking retard. I'm told he prefers the companionship of mechanical devices he refers to as Gary Fisto Roboto
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:10:31 AM No.213068180
>>213068040 (OP)
Whole franchise plays on the vibes of sexual violence, m8.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:56:40 AM No.213069041
there isn't a scene as good as this in any subsequent alien movie
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:59:16 AM No.213069097
It's heavily implied. The film is built around sexual horror.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:02:59 AM No.213069171
>>213068040 (OP)
It's not implied it literally happened.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:07:00 AM No.213069247
>Find big derelict cock ship
>Find egg with two vaginas for an opening
>Vagina cock spider emerges and orally rapes you
>Penis creature bursts out of your chest
>Grows into even bigger drooling penis headed monster that kills with penetrating second mouth
>Insane android that admires the monster tries to kill the lead by shoving a rolled up porn magazine down her throat
Yes I think it might be implied.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:12:22 AM No.213069338
>>213069247
>tries to kill the lead by shoving a rolled up porn magazine down her throat

To this day I still find that scene odd and confusing. Like the paper is never even close to being rolled enough to fit in her mouth so the whole effort always seemed baffling to me
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:17:49 AM No.213069447
>>213069338
I think Ash is already malfunctioning at that point and leaking cum out of his head from when Ripley shoves him in the computer room
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:46:15 AM No.213069934
>>213069338
He's already having a breakdown at that point and it seems to be some sort of bizarre and warped imitation of a human sex act.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:51:56 AM No.213070020
>>213069447
>leaking cum out of his head
tfw cum really was stored in the brain
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:52:55 AM No.213070033
>>213069934
It's also very likely as an android he doesn't even have a dick, so it's some weird substitute.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:26:41 AM No.213070654
file
file
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*sprays you in the face with real sheep blood*
>lol
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:58:43 AM No.213071297
pilot
pilot
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Alien life form. Looks like it's been dead a long time. Fossilized. Looks like it's growing out of the chair. Bones are bent outward, like he exploded from inside.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:32:22 AM No.213072774
>>213068040 (OP)
yeah
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:22:05 PM No.213073429
>>213069041
you mean edited like shit?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:44:57 PM No.213074715
>>213068040 (OP)
If I were engineering an alien rape machine, it would keep the women alive to use as breeding vessels. Just keep them captive in a cocoon or pod that feeds them nutrients and keeps them in a docile state of euphoria.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:47:12 PM No.213074750
>>213069338
It's an old 80s movie. They always had goofy shit that made no real life sense like Dekcard doing a funny Looney Toons accent.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:56:52 PM No.213074943
>>213074715
The scary part about Alien was that everyone can be used as its rape victims. Man or woman, you're all birthing its rape babies.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:59:34 PM No.213075001
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>>213068040 (OP)
Rape as in kill, yes.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:00:41 PM No.213075014
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Good ol face rape.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:00:51 PM No.213075018
nostromo_hallway
nostromo_hallway
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I'm gonna say it: the Nostromo aesthetics were superior to the Giger aesthetics.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:41:38 PM No.213075688
>>213075018
Very true, and recreating it for isolation worked amazingly
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:43:16 PM No.213075721
>>213068040 (OP)
Um we all say gooner now grandpa this isn't 2015
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:45:21 PM No.213075755
casio_F-100_Ripley
casio_F-100_Ripley
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>>213075688
Alien Isolation got me into retro aesthetics, and then retro wristwatches.

A decade later I'm a qualified watchmaker with my own shop.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:45:59 PM No.213075766
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:54:18 PM No.213075895
>>213069338
Ridley said in the commmentary that Ash has no penis so this is his weird android way of committing roipe.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:56:03 PM No.213075923
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>>213075895
Mouth rape, its all about mouth rape rather than vaginal for the xenomorph.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:07:43 PM No.213076138
>>213068040 (OP)
She's apparently naked when Ripley finds her hanging. Even her shoes are missing.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:33:05 PM No.213077804
>>213075755
Can you make me an orange thing so I can wear 2 casios
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:37:00 PM No.213077884
>>213075755
Now you're ready to become Dr. Manhatten
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:38:04 PM No.213077903
>>213075766
ew gross
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:41:13 PM No.213077968
il_fullxfull.6368399417_ek9v
il_fullxfull.6368399417_ek9v
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>>213077804
3D prints exist for the A100 (modern remake of the original F100).
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:42:18 PM No.213077988
1737784166900250
1737784166900250
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>>213075014
Are pregnant women really THIS helpless?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:42:18 PM No.213077990
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>>213077968
You'd look like a right nerd while wearing that, in a non-sci-fi setting.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:10:13 PM No.213078662
>>213077990
no I'd look cool like Ripley and girls would think I was cool too
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:53:09 PM No.213079741
>>213077990
It's for when I need to calculate a good tip for the barista
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:54:45 PM No.213079772
>>213068040 (OP)
I don't think the xenomorphs have a sex drive
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:55:07 PM No.213079782
I think Alien might be my favorite movie
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:55:26 PM No.213079789
>>213075018
Both are great and have their place.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:56:35 PM No.213079823
>>213077988
Anon, if she didn't want to suck on the schlong she wouldn't have sucked it
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:57:29 PM No.213079851
alien visit
alien visit
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I rewatched this recently and maybe this is supposed to be obvious but I'm just now realizing that the alien is human-tier smart

>knows to get on the shuttle when the ship is self-destructing
>AND knows not to kill Ripley because she's the one who knows how to pilot the shuttle

People on here meme on Ash's speech about the alien being the perfect organism but it does actually seem to be highly intelligent
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:58:34 PM No.213079881
>>213075766
Cool scene but it would've been better if the vagina wasn't translucent.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:59:05 PM No.213079892
>>213079772
Well since there's a queen in Aliens they must reproduce sexually
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:14:24 PM No.213080229
>>213068040 (OP)
Yes, all deaths/violence in Alien have sexual connotation, like the first guy with a cap getting some bukkake, or when Ash tries to kill Ripley by deep throat.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:15:31 PM No.213080260
>>213075895
That's weird and retarded and on par with Ridley Scott
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:18:42 PM No.213080330
>>213079851
No. The ship was blasting ultra loud warning sirens and steam shooting everywhere. The shuttle was the only quiet place. And it was going to do stuff to Ripley. It knew it could take its time. It certainly wasn't perfect or hard to kill since she penetrated it easily with a puny harpoon gun
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:26:40 PM No.213080515
>>213068040 (OP)
>the scene with the tail between the legs is actually from brett's death in the landing gear bay
>lambert wears off-white pants and cowboy boots
>brett has blue pants and sneakers
>brett was actually the one that got tailed by the alien
i hate shit like this when you become aware of it
it's like ripley grabbing the flamethrower and putting down a pulse rifle and then grabbing a pulse rifle and putting down a flamethrower before she ties them together which was fixed by a re-edit in the blu-ray but i don't have that version
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:29:32 PM No.213080596
>>213080515
and don't even get started on trying to track the essentially no-name crew of the prometheus during and after the cargo bay fight with the mutated fifield - shit doesn't make sense due to how that fight was edited in to be before the weyland meeting with shaw instead of after since some of the same characters appear in both scenes
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:40:47 PM No.213080902
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The rape....
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:02:38 PM No.213081476
>>213068040 (OP)
In Aliens when Ripley is being interrogated, the files shown for Lambert show she was originally a dude.
The big chap was prolly looking for a little snu-snu and felt her cawk.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:04:29 PM No.213081527
>>213081476
KWAB
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:17:19 PM No.213081841
>>213079851
>>213080330
The aliens were meant to have their own civilization, temples, rituals, and religion centered around reproduction. Aliens ruined the franchise.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:19:33 PM No.213081887
>>213074715
It rapes men and women equally, anything and everything will be used
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:22:31 PM No.213081968
>>213081841
Were there franchise plans pre-Cameron that got axed?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:22:54 PM No.213081982
>>213079851
He regards it as perfect because it's equipped for maximum survival and maximum hostility. It most certainly is intelligent, but also completely devoid of any kind of morality (in fact it's actively malevolent and sadistic). Even getting blown into space does nothing to it, Ripley needs to fry it with the engines to stop it.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:25:51 PM No.213082079
>>213081476
That is actually meant to be a reference to an intersex condition being corrected at birth, which isn't the same as "transgender", you need to read the whole profile. In any case, that was only made up for Aliens and Alien is clear she's a natural female.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:28:10 PM No.213082136
james cameron
james cameron
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>>213081982
>What if instead they were like big-ass bugs that you could kill with a machine gun lmao? I think that would be cooler. Anyway, no more fucking gay-ass tea breaks for you brits. Back to work.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:34:05 PM No.213082280
>>213081968
dunno what that anon means exactly unless he's extrapolating on the artwork from giger or something else i am not aware of
however there were dropped ideas from the original alien early on that would have dallas or someone from the crew who ended up in the vents finding intially scratches on the vent walls but later on it would turn into a written language or a type of hieroglyphic as the alien would age since it essentially was a newborn coming into the world growing up very fast
i read about that on this blog https://alienseries.wordpress.com/
which has a lot of very cool behind the scenes posts about all the aliens media - some of it i haven't read about anywhere else though i'm likely not the most die hard alien fan - sorry i can't link the exact post right now but at the very least all the posts about each film are tagged so you can just pick through each film on it's own if you'd like - highly recommend taking some time to do so if you like this sorta stuff
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:39:01 PM No.213082419
>>213082280
>finding intially scratches on the vent walls but later on it would turn into a written language or a type of hieroglyphic

Would have been kino tbqhwy
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:39:18 PM No.213082427
>>213081968
Scott wanted to explore their origins and Giger wanted to work on the sequel really bad but I think he only spoke about his ideas for Alien 3.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:43:00 PM No.213082527
>>213068040 (OP)
Yes, but it makes no sense. The alien simply didn't have the wherewithal to have some devious thought like "haha I'm going to do rapey with you with my tail!"

Maybe that's how it was supposed to be in some original cut but it doesn't make a lick of sense in the final film that that's what was going on
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:44:12 PM No.213082558
>>213082527
>The alien simply didn't have the wherewithal to have some devious thought like "haha I'm going to do rapey with you with my tail!"

It sure seems like it did lol
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:47:06 PM No.213082634
>>213081982
While Romulus had a number of scripting issues, this is one thing it did right; the aliens are not just hostile animals, they're both intelligent and actually evil. Makes them more intimidating to me that they're deriving pleasure from doing things as cruelly as possible rather than just acting on instinct.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:47:37 PM No.213082652
>>213082527
>he alien simply didn't have the wherewithal
Says who?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:13:44 PM No.213083275
>>213082527
It's born from and via a bodily violation, it's not something foreign to it.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:19:23 PM No.213083443
>>213068040 (OP)
There's a theme of the Alien inheriting the darker side of its host. Ash has that comment about it being "Kane's son." Maybe Kane had feelings about Lambert, which the alien then lived out in the most violent way possible.