Thread 213068326

>HOH: Lauren
>Noms: TBD
>Veto: TBD
>Powers:
-Zach 10k bbBribe, lasts until jury
-Mickey secret HoH takeover

previously on /bb/: >>213066274

love Keanu
love Zae
hate everyone else
simple as

>>213068352
my bae Zae <3

3rd for kelley being safe

pretty princess

lauren?

Kelley and Lauren are talking but we're not allowed to see it

>>213068375
licking her mouth clean

Bug Brother

anyone know how many F2 deals vince made so far?

>>213068409
like 4-6 at this point

villain alliance in the weight room rn

keanu needs to be hoh once this season ffs

>>213068424
they really are people that i'm rooting for the least as of right now. maybe i like the underdogs

>>213068388
they're fingerblasting each other

my "hot" take? The only Hg I would be fine leaving is simpmode. The rest are all interesting / entertaining to me in one way or another

>>213068450
Based

>kelley giving lauren permission to put her up
god damn she really is playing the tucker game

Sounded like Keanu said something about an HOH takeover and Kelley and Lauren were laughing about all the bullshit lies he comes up with

>kelly offering herself on the block

NOT LIKE THIS

KELLY NOOOOO

>>213068450
eiffel tower but it's matt in the middle

>>213068482
shes so crazzzzy XD

PROTECT KELLEY

>>213068383
closeted lebso

>kelley: HEY MORGAAANNN
>kelley: I don’t trust her either
>lauren: me either

>>213068482
>>213068484
did you really not expect the tucker larper to do this?

kelly mysting herself

christ Kelley what the fuck are you doing

>>213068450
mak using her strapon for both of them

>>213068492
100%

kelley is so based

>>213068499
mindfucking some donkeys

is kelly retarded

ENTER MORGAN

>>213068513
Are big mak's poops also big?

sis thinks people pay any attention to her

here come the snakes

>morgan joining
oh boy this could be good

Morgan and Jimmy think they're so slick

>>213068536
very smelly

has morgan even spoken game with lauren before this? lmao

>>213068537
fucking insane

morgan with her ~off-the-shoulder so effortlessly cool and sexy~ looks

>>213068536
yeah and delicious

>>213068529
Please protect her!

>>213068529
Yes. No inner dialog, aphantasia, and self-proclaimed pick-me

>>213068555
You know I'd also eat big mak's poop

Keanu has spawned in

>>213068571
I would pump Kelley full of so many retarded babies bros

Keanu is hoarding shit in that room too? lmao

>>213068529
tucker possessed her body

what did kelley do besides volunteering?

>I knew the right answer but I ran out of time
ok morgan

>>213068492
half the house is gay this season

Kelley is too fucking funny

>>213068615
>Lauren inadvertently wearing an Andre the Giant top to celebrate Hogan

kinda weird zach hasn’t chatted with lauren yet no?

>>213068683
he doesn't need to.

>>213068683
maybe while the feeds were still down

>>213068683
he'll be there when everyone leaves her room and blow her back out

>>213068683
hes mad she wont showmance him

>>213068691
they're both virgins, hun

>>213068683
probably neither wants/needs the added attention

>>213068529
Pretty much. Atleast Tucker thought he had allies & the house majority when he offered himself Week 2 & 3. Kelly knows she's leaving if OTB after blockbuster but still doing it anyways makes for bad feeds

keanu lauren is going to be hilarious.

why does keanu make morgan uncomfortable being around?

>>213068683
it's to help lauren because the house has been painting them as a showmance the past twp weeks which would make them a target.

morgan was called a snake btw

>im looking forward to our conversation

bitch you are conversing right now

>>213068760
too black

>>213068760
he called her a snake

kek lauren did the walk when they exited the lounge

>>213068798
are there no webms of the walk, I keep missing it

>>213068777
UNBELIEVABLE

>>213068448
I agree that TMC is hugely lacking in potential and is a wasted spot. Kat and ropes are also a bit nontent but not nearly at the level of TMC.

>>213068777
this shit mad crazy

>>213068777
damnnnn

>>213068777
trust

>>213068861
dios mio

>>213068798
that walk is so hilarious

LAUREN X ZACH

Remember the time big mak ate an entire back of those oatmeal cookies?

>>213068861
steve assanti?

>>213068861
can't cheef the kief

>>213068777
this is getting close to mind breaking

>>213068891
Kiefer from bbcancelled

zauren or lach?

>zach: I want to have sex with you
>lauren: let’s do it
holy shit bros

>>213068861
hated this i-bomb

>>213068911
he gave me the ick

I need Katherine to make a move on Lauren now they got the HoH room

zach lauren 1v1

zach and lauren are so awkward, the way they talking feels like week 1

lauren in the seduction pose but leaning away

>>213068927
>>213068930
kief was like if ovi had a social game

damn someone should make a Kat jiggling her ass when getting on the Have Not bed

>>213068944
like i said, because they're both virgins

>>213068916
zauren

>>213068916
zauren because zorgan too if that somehow happens

get that kat ass

>>213068944
he talks down to her like a subordinate "trad wife" and she wants a bad boy who is hard to get

keanubros...we need kaycee back

>>213068959
I tried but of course pluto stream lags right then, piece of shit

it was on cam 3 a few min ago if anyone is perma recording.

>>213068958
Our nickname for him that year was ovi from the rez

>>213068979
thanks for trying. i think some anon does it but might not be on tonight

how you californian and never tried tajin

distancing herself from kat again

I bet Kat gets put up as a re-nom this week

>>213068982
all I remember from BBCan9 is the ball pit and Tychon thinking reindeer were mythical creatures like dragons or unicorns

Did Zach seriously suggest Kat to lauren?

>>213068683
it's best to wait for them to get the room

>>213069024
she's basically saying she won't nom her but she wants to make it clear they aren't allied

uptight middle manager asking why his subordinate isn't meeting sales quota vibes

>>213068979
>>213068992
kek
i tried as well but only grabbed the tail end of it

lauren confirms she's thinking of kelly + keanu + someone else

>>213069035
I think he's trying to be "objective" and go through every option he's genuinely heard

>>213068976
she needs an excon

>>213069058
>snooooooze sound queues

ZACH stop making a case for adrian to go up

>>213069058
ashley or will surely, zzz

Why would you bother winning HOH if you are just putting up Kelley and Keanu?

>Zach recommending Adrian
This guy is an air head

its good for kats game being a hn with jimmy

>>213069058
could have been a fun week if kelley didn't immediately volunteer for the block

gay and lame week confirmed

>>213069079
most chicks that play bb just want say they've done ___ and don't realistically try to win

>>213069079
avoid the floater 0 impact label without making waves maybe

who is part of the bond again? kek Will already sleeping

>>213069090
lets be real, kelley was going to go up anyways. everyone is too chicken shit to do anything real

Lauren needs to pop a titty

>>213069102
ava, lauren, will, zach, vince, and I think adrian

nom rachel jimmy and ropes

reminder: adrian said 2 people will never vote out will to lauren

Why isnt Zach recommending any of the girls is he retarded? T'kor did far more damage then Tucker. At least Tucker never once thought about using pawns when he was HOH

new twist where HOH can't nom anyone who has previously been on the block pls

fuck zach for pushing kat so much

>Zach telling Lauren if he was HoH he'd possibly put up Kat because they never talk game
interesting strat

>there are some girls freaked out you're going to put them on the block
if I was lauren I'd be wondering who and why, and of course fucking buttonboy cut away

TOTAL HAG DEATH

Morgan is insufferable

i feel like zach doesnt have rizz with girls that are above his league because this is so boring

>Morgan told Rachel she doesn't want to make her cry, but what are her kids' favorite bedtime stories
WHAT

>claire's tips for big brother players
OH NO NO NO

>i did grass angels
she aint human

>>213069145
I don't want it to happen, but it's insane he isn't pushing ashley

>>213069194
you could do worse

>>213069190
kek poor Rachel

>>213069162
Yeah, and if she noticed he was lying (was pretty obvious) when she asked if anybody had said her name, she would realize her targets.

But it might be one of those things that only comes together when she is evicted.

>>213069158
>>213069178
kek

Zach has all this great positioning and absolutely no clue on what to do with it

lauren being a pussy
sounds like keanu yet again as a target with ashley maybe as renom choice?

STOP FUCKING PUSHING ADRIAN YOU FAKE BRO

>>213069235
it was like a movie

>>213069238
Rachel's hair is cute rn, she looks like an Elven queen

>>213069236
That is the crazy part, he should be pushing for one of his enemies.

damn morgan's a stalker

Will sleeping his way to $750k

did Kelley say she wants to play like Tucker? I don't follow preseason

so zach did tell her that mickey/morgan are panicking about her putting them up kek

>>213069255
yeah and she looks very nice in that green

>i dont want to be a floater, i want to be a player
>considers same exact names as last week
lauren come on

who would the bond push for noms outside of keanu?

adrian: morgan/jimmy
will: kat/riley
ava: riley/ashley
zach: kelly/ashley
vince: kelly/ashley

>>213069265
she sorta fell into it when vince put her up week 1, then she saved herself both weeks which only strengthened her delusion

pawning an alliance member in week 3 is fucking retarded and I can't believe they think that will just be accepted by the others

BASED AVA

rachel hates morgan lol

>>213069267
no he just said something super super vague about it

>>213069277
>tan lines

>>213069213
I wonder if she has an outie with a long clit

>>213069265
she only watched 2 partial seasons, one of them being tuckers

the bond is back

>>213069289
shes thinking is this the plant they put in the house for me this girl fucking sucks

>>213069291
you're thinking of vince, I don't think zach explicitly knows they're targeting lauren but he told her they're panicking about her

>>213069289
morgan is on a crash course with last boot. before jury

does lauren have her nip pierced

amateur hour HOH

>>213069321
was wondering the same thing but I doubt it

>>213069321
no

ava using logic and reasoning to find the 3rd nom

>>213069321
Just puffy areolas

NOOOOO DON'T TALK HER OUT OF NOT PUTTING UP ROPE OR MORGAN!!!!

Rachel's name doesn't come up in any of these scenarios of who Lauren should put up

>>213069321
PUFF

>>213069356
dreaming about a threesome with his wife and julie

zach continually going back to the pawn a bond member route is going to infuriate ava and will be the doom of lauren kek

bruh why isnt adrian in any of these convos, he needs to get his spic ass in the room where it happens especially when hes in an alliance with these people

>>213069360
She's getting floated to final 2

>>213069400
i think lauren is more likely to put up will over adrian anyways

lauren hasnt showered for 12 hours and she did a lot of activities and stress since then. imagine

>zach saying “mickey rachel morgan” as his first three names outside of “the bond” available to put up
bro i fucking wish

I love puffy nipples

>>213069417
she's so scared of any of them targeting her for putting one of them up, just put all 3 up

why the fuck she say she want to be a player then puts up floaters? youre not a player then, youre just a pussy who doesnt want to play the game

>>213069409
na this house has already talked about cutting her at jury, she doesn't seem to have any super-simps besides Amy thank god.

>>213069400
He, Will and Kelley go to bed at 10 PM. Fuck morning birds.

>>213069360
lauren is terrified of her lmao
you can boil down lauren's gameplay to one word:pussy
she's unwilling to do anything that actually causes waves which her tard fan ass should know is always disastrous

rachel scooping up the next oldest hag

>>213069406
sexo

superfans are always deathly afraid to make big moves

Cookout 2.0 got this YT bitch shook kek

>>213069441
If Lauren was a Paras-level gamer she'd put up all three then immediately cry and say Jimmy talked her into doing it

enough of this pawn shit
just put up 3 targets

kek Zach is volunteering Ava as a pawn

i thought that Kelley and Ava would bond more since they both kinda look like they smell a little

>>213069435
Rachel is mossad so getting her to jury gives them social credits.

>>213069360
They took out rachel's bogged minion so she is less of threat again. I question whether the house would actually vote Rachel out if you put her up.

>>213069517
ava is a hipster

>zach: i KNOW people will be putting kat up next week. like 5 or 6 people
tell her who you fuck!

Stupid Adrian sleeping when he could tell Lauren that Morgan said she would put her up

>>213069561
she's pretty dead in the water so I can understand why they wouldn't

meh w/e

does adrian even watch feeds? all the feedsters know thurs night is prime time for strategizing with hoh

A wild Keanu appears!
Lauren is stunned!

TLP

>>213069599
Would have to put up morgan so we don't have to hear he argue to keep rachel all week like she did for Amy.

HAGS SCRAMBLING

Another season of nig brother just like every season since 23. Throwing the DEI 50% shit in the trash is the only way to stop it. The blacks have a built in cheat code and they know it.

>>213069638
Tasty lauren poop?

Now I understand why BB has so few women winners

>>213069647
there's only 4 blacks out of a cast of 17 lil bro

>>213069648
tight little piece

>>213069647
lets be real our queen Ashley is basically white

>>213069675
Pussy mound

Ava says no to going up as a pawn

>>213069676
I'm not even sure Ashley is human

hag meetup by the chess board

>>213069647
stop the taylorfag tourists are gonna crawl out again kek

I finally came to the conclusion, It's TND or nothing brother

>>213069675
bulge

you can't call them hags all season

her best nomations is to unironically nominate the three black people. they all want her gone in the next few weeks, and micky in particular wants to target zach/vinny, lauren's major allies

how long will it take for them to get from lauren what the need for the show or will they just give up and say we can edit this into something useful

>>213069718
they only get haggier each passing day

the hags are grumpy

>>213069718
ill show you a hag

>>213069720
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

>>213069720
lauren seems too afraid of mickey, but putting will up as a pawn would be great. kelly or keanu wins veto and use ashley as the replacement nom.

>>213069720
you're not wrong

if adrian does not have a 1 on 1 and try to influence laurens noms then he truly is a mid player

>>213069730
don't we all, don't we all

>>213069733
>and no milkers
a lethal combination

>>213069732
why? one of the 20 year old girls won?

>>213069770
How old is ropes

>>213069762
he must just be a show fag

>>213069749
ben quadinaros lookin' ROUGH

>>213069780
>looks it up
>mfw i'm older than her

>>213069770
>I hate those young bitches
>Mhmmm

>>213069780
35

>>213069802
black don't crack

why's the twink homo cowboy even in the house

just for pussy

>>213069817
kinda based i feel like he'll blow up on someone for no reason

>>213069770
I want to shoot ropes onto morgans face

This HOH really should be easy for Lauren.
Kat, Riley, Adrian, Kelley are no brainers to keep.
Zach, Vince, and Jimmy are people she trusts but should be wary of, so they are kept for now.
That leaves Ashley, Mickey, Morgan, Rachel, Ava, Will, Keanu.
Keanu is a target you leave for somebody else to waste an HOH on. Lauren is not a priority to him in the least.
Ava and Will aren't real comp threats and are well liked so not good targets yet.
That leaves you Ashley, Mickey, Morgan, and Rachel.
How you want to put one or all up is the only difficult question.

>>213069817
if he doesn't pay child support will they garnish his stipend?

THEY MISS TIKTOK

adrian woke up or has he been awake this whole time

LETTER

>>213069802
>>213069805
>he
Kek

>>213069857
maybe he was hanging out with kat and cowboy

>>213069871
>ropes is a troon

>>213069839
His exes are hoping he wins.

SHE GOT RENAISSANCE

>>213069900
>red robe
tony soprano time

GEAUX TIGERS

>>213069930
go*

VINCE IS HIDING HIS STIFFY

lauren is cute but a little slow

>>213069837
did you just say you should prioritize putting up multiple comp threats week 3

SHE GOT BBC ICE CREAM

lauren is an angel

>>213069967
the perfect wife

>>213069980
brown on the outside pink on the inside

lauren is a nerds gummy clusters stacy

>>213069968
No, I am just saying there is a pool of 4 people that should be targeted. Ava and Will would be good pawns if you want to go that way.

>>213069997
nerds gummy clusters are the greatest invention in candy in the last decade

>>213069994
I'd eat lauren's brown if you know what I am saying

>>213070023
true

>>213070081
onlyfans special guest?

>>213070081
They look alike

they're so dumb to put up anyone in their alliance as a pawn especially papa dud

watch him rat out the bond to ropehead and morgan because of that move and then they get out pointless player like keanu only for the girls to target them next week

daaammmnnn

>>213069487
Is this the only season where the hottest girl wins?

>>213070081
gross what's wrong with rockstar's teeth?

>>213070023
how are those new or groundbreaking
I was eating nerds ropes as a kis

>>213070081
little leah my beloved

>>213070112
bet he's firm but squishy

>>213070126
Worse than taylor's chompers

>>213070130
cause they’re snackable little balls instead of a rope

let's see who doesn't leave

>>213070178
weenie of course

>>213070130
>ropes

quick yard turnover

>>213070120
BB3 the hottest girl won but casting was different back then

my two favorite things in one picture

>>213070144
>wholesome white family
you just know they racist for not breaking the chain & not ending their YT bloodine

>>213070225
>adrian's pit stains

get in there adrian

YAY ADRIAN THATS RIGHT COME BACK TO HOH

kek kelley shitting on jimmy

Panty smell?

>go outside
>it smells weird
>it smells like a skunk
>it smells funky must be an la thing

>>213070225
imagine keanu forcing ur face in his thighs then adrian forcing you into his pits

>>213070240
Gotta mutt that shit up a little bit

>>213070274
That Evel Dick photo kek

>>213070295
kek'd and check'd

fuck the fuck off jimmy

BASED AVA

>ava talking shit at lauren for floating the idea of putting a bond member up as a pawn
Then talk to lauren

>>213070292
demz the rulez mhhmm mmhhmmm

based kelley parking herself in the hoh

>>213070274
did the aids get to evel dicks face

>>213070320
what'd she say? i was on the other feed

>>213070328
oh no she’s a spiritual hag

>>213070336
Jen finally found him outside the house and beat his bitch ass

kek kelley
>jimmy and kat are going to be up your ass all week

Heeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeees Jimmy, again

kelly keanu creampie sex when?

>>213070340
she imitated lauren saying "i dont want blood on my hands.." then ava said "THEN THROW THE FKING COMPETITION" kek

i knew them floating the idea of pawning one of the alliance members was a bad idea
just waiting to see will go fully to the cookout 2.0 soon

>>213070363
based I'm tired of the cowardly play

kelley

look at jimmy

Lauren got air heads in her HOH basket? I haven't had an air head in 20 years

adrian is in the room rn

>>213070405
airheads are so fucking good

LAUREN ALSO DRINKS CANADA DRY

MY BELOVED

>>213070410
she feeling him more thoo

>>213070410
HES IN

kelley trying to run laurens hoh

I would like the team of kelley/lauren/vince/adrian

>>213070428
Underrated drink

BRO LISTEN TO KELLEY
LET HER RUN YOUR HOH

>idk whats rachels game is, she just found the saddest one and clung onto her
fucking kek kelley

>>213070320
>>213070328
>>213070363
she is 100% right and I immediately knew what a fucking tard lauren was by throwing it out there
there are way too many people in the house she's supposedly not aligned with to be pawning allies. it jjust confirms her as a pussy if she does it

>>213070475
i can't believe she said in her DR she wants to play the middle and then tried to win hoh

>>213070473
brutal

the hoh room is so awkward

they needed someone like izzy for rachel

Adrian said the nominees got a black & white example picture of the puzzle to study during the time when production went over the rules

Super premium is the ice cream rating you should eat otherwise they are filled with a bunch of junk emulsifiers.

I can't tell if these players are super comfortable or have zero respect for Lauren
Half of them are going to bed without doing a 1 on 1 with the HoH

lmao ava's face

>>213070580
he called her shrek
he's a dead man

ava say your true feelings come on

>you and zach said you wanted to pawn an alliance member
bruh. this is when you reverse course immediately

Lauren says Rachel is a bear that she doesn't want to poke, so no Rachel nom this week

>>213070627
>lets just wait until everyone is here to talk

AVA SAY SOMETHING

ava and lauren have zero in common. this is so awkward

this is so awkward

Ava just basically offered herself up, Lauren, take it

>>213070627
15 people left and you need a pawn? great gameplay

Ok we're talking game lets go. Ava say how it's a dumb idea to put up a bond member

does mickey have a bbl or nah

there's been like 5 777 posts, a 7777 and 4444 this week alone

lauren be snackin fr

the vibes in the hoh are too awkward

>>213070666
He got it when he trooned out

ava is a caricature of a human being

>>213070675
that show is still fucking on

>>213070666
No she's just black

Lauren has zero awareness, right? this is weird

kek ashley didnt even see ava

>"its like sims free roam"
ava hahah

wtf is going on? ava trying to ass kiss or what

CHAOSHLEY TIME

>>213070675
a 77777 too

>>213070735
theyre waiting for their alliance to come up + avas pissed shes even suggesting anyone from it but shes not telling her for some reason

>>213070746
damn thanks, going to compile them all tomorrow if noone else beats me to it

reminder: lauren told vince earlier she is sus of ashley

it was a different time....

>>213070699
2018, the first GROVER??
2025-26 is its last season though RIP

>>213070756
she just wanted to make sure it was will and not her

>I thought there was a group of people in here
kek

>>213070786
why did she do that? it was so out of nowhere

>>213070782
very cute

!!!

why are they whispering in hoh

PAPA DUD ABOUT TO GO APESHIT

The Ava Will convo is getting spicy

ava and will are right how they feel but they need to voice this to the hoh kek

>>213070876
fuck lauren looks too hot in the hoh room though

>>213070782
The entire house placates Ava like some special needs child and creates fake alliances just to make her feel included

>>213070899
ava is one of the most socially aware, confident people though

>>213070876
Can you give a rundown? Watching lauren currently

Zach, Lauren, Vince are just handing Ropehead and Rachel allies on the opposite side of the house with their absolute cowardice with noms. Ava and Papa Dud are huge allies to have on your side

ashley pushing kat now

>>213070899
She isnt like t'bore. No one will cry if she wins hoh and tells her she's soooo special

>>213070914
They were both bitching about Lauren not being a team player if she's going to nominate someone from the alliance and they would be done with it and her if either one goes up tomorrow.

mob boss papa dud finna come out

BASED MIRRORING VINNIE

>have you talked to her about this
>nope we haven't had a chance to talk to her alone about this
You were in there for 15 minutes alone ava

>>213070947
hes too good at it its scary kek he probs is so good at mindfucking his girl

>>213070941
Thank you for spoonfeeding me anon

lauren is so annoyed with ashley rn

>>213070947
he’s really good

>>213070947
he's really good

>>213070947
matched their energy and everything. scary stuff

>>213070964
>>213070967

IF I GET PUT UP AGAIN.... I'ma kill a bitch

>Will implying he would quit the show if he goes up on the block again
instant feed cut

>>213070947
what do you mean?

>>213070997
PUT

HIM

UP

>>213071005
even though he was in a lot of convos that was considering will the moment he read will and avas mood he matched their energy in a heartbeat and shared their anger

>>213070997
lol wtf

>>213070997
HE'S NO DUD

NEW

>>213071043
>>213071043
>>213071043
>>213071043
>>213071043

>>213070997
BUCK BROKEN

>but frankly
>frankly
>but frankly
>frankly