Thread 213068781

I've never seen someone speedrun destroying their career THIS fast

Markets move when she flashes a lil tit
Seethe and cope

if you like denim i assume you're a homosexual who like cowboys

>>213068781 (OP)
She destroyed wokism by herself.

Cry tranny

I've got Sweeney fatigue.

>>213068781 (OP)
Doesn't matter she's rich enough to not need to ever work again if she doesn't want to.

I don't know who Sydney Sweeney is or watch movies but she's hot

>>213068781 (OP)
What happened

Last week I had a lucid dream where I was making out with Sydney Sweeney. Put a spring in my step for the next few days.

>>213068904
This is the only correct take.

>>213068923
She has become some right (white) wing reactionary symbol of a reversion to blonde bimbo aesthetics. This will destroy her

>>213069105
How are bimbos right wing or conservative?

Sweeney fatigue is growing nationwide

how can you get tired of boobs? is the whole world turning fag?

>sydney sweeney has great genes
lol.
she knows. we know.

>>213068781 (OP)
Sounds like ugly modern women are mad that men like hot women again

>>213069167
same way drinking stopped being fun

too much of a good thing anon and you get desensitized :(

>>213069200
We never stopped

>>213068855
Sweeney is a BR queen

>>213069203
after 40 years i've never seen boobs and gone "*sigh* when will they stop showing these things"

>>213069154
YEAH because she's IT. 20 years a go we had several "ITs." She's hot and all, but damn, it's the same bitch all the time. Television and Films are supposed to be escapism, but she's the only fun hot chick there is to escape too.....and she like started out with nudes. Jessica Alba, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and all the "nevernudes" were something a man could come home to and enjoy. This bitch is bearing too much weight.

how is everyone fatigued? i've never seen her in a tv show, movie or ad.

>>213069233
I guess I'm not particularly averse to a nice pair of titties but that's really it doe

I feel like as I've gotten older the appeal hasn't weakened but rather the appeal for other features has strengthened, tittes can really only be nice to look at or feel, they can't love or speak to you or comfort you y'know?

Maybe I'm overthinking it

>>213068855
based

>>213069337
>he wants someone to love him
you're a needy beta, real men gives love they do not need to receive it
go buy a dog

Barbarella better have nudity

>>213068781 (OP)
>doing brand deals means destroying your career
bro just say you don't like her. You don't have to go around making retarded statements

>>213068855
I don't.

>>213068781 (OP)
Huh? What happened? Did she bog herself or something?

All she had to do is star in movies for men

>>213069105
This is the dumbest shit ever. Guys just like big tits and whoever has them sells their stuff well.
Sex sells. How is something that was known for millennia suddenly le right-wing?
Just how fucked are you people in your heads?

>>213069533
it's bait

Society is healing

>>213069436
lmao I can't tell if this is satire or not but nice one anon

>>213068904
Rape has nothing to do with sex though, so her "hotness" is irrelevant there.

>>213068894
These celebrities are not as rich as you think. This is the reason why she's doing all these ads because her movies aren't paying enough

>>213069147
It's a woman who isn't aggressively masculine,fat and black

That's not allowed anymore because of the left, so the right decides to stand behind it because accepting a blonde bimbo is better than having to look at a blob dindu

seething trannies itt that no amount of surgery will ever let them hold a candle to sydney sweeney

I don't get why everyone acts like she has huge tits. They are medium sized, nowhere near the big leagues.

>>213069640
size is irrelevant, it's shape that matters.

>>213068855
SweenE fatigue

>>213069652
both matter

>>213069662
me as her bikini

She won me over with this.

>>213069710
twitterfag humor

>>213069595
holy fuark

>>213069539
they think they can brainwash people into changing what they find attractive, because they think what you find sexually attractive was conditioned into you from the media when you were kids.

For me? It's her toe proportions

>>213069640
They're pretty nice though

>>213069640
I mean, they definitely are big, especially for a celebrity. They are big enough that they draw attention. Medium would be pretty much any other actress who isn't flat as a board.

>>213069582
Yes it does, it comes down to wanting to fuck and prioritizing the nut over the consent.. Trying to intellectualize it into a power dynamic thing is just an pseud attempt to "onions wojak" the rapist, as if to say "youre actually the loser for raping me", when the rapist has cummed and therefore is categorically the winner. its a desperate coping "heres how bernie can still win" kinda thing.

>>213069539
By process of elimination. Leftists/progressive groups decided that advertising focused on attractive women, and big tits in particular, was no longer acceptable. Anyone who doesn't adopt that position then becomes the opponent.
Pretty common stuff.

>>213069662
dewfags on suicide watch. mountain dew must have been horrified their $500,000 product placement cheque got them this.

>>213069892
take your meds

>>213069167
Where are these boobs?

I don't much care for the vaginal jew.

>>213070061
right here

>>213069552
>woke is dead
Yes South Park just told us that

>>213068781 (OP)
I've enjoyed watching her but whomstve is this ad for? Men that want to wear womens jeans?

>>213069105
>>213069628
I was wondering why my AEO stock was up.
Now do other biological females feel threatened by her or want to imitate her? I'd imagine fats don't care for her.

>>213070021
way to out yourself dewfag

>>213068855
>>213070100
I'm seeing a bit of Ana Taylor Joy in her eyes.
Why does she have bags under her eyes at 27 years old?

I feel like she's wasting her time doing these dumb ads, show some god damn titty

>>213070152
surprisingly women also dont want to wear jeans being worn by lizzo

What career? I wouldn’t know who these B class celebs were if you retards didn’t obsess over them.

>>213070207
Some people just do.

>>213070207
This is *less* fakeup anon, not even *no* fakeup
(they all look like shit without it)

>>213070209
She literally went full frontal in euphoria

>>213070207
Because lack of sleep ya fucking idiot lmao.

I would have sex with her in the missionary position so that I could impregnate her, if you know what I mean.

>>213070209
>get paid a few million for maybe 6 hours of work
>waste of time

>>213070216
That is a good point. I didn't think of it but hot chicks have been completely abandoned by advertisers. She's the ambassador for products targeted towards hot chicks. I get it now.

>>213070152
IT'S FOR WOMEN WHO WANT BIG BOOB ENERGY BUT DON'T HAVE BIG BOOBS

>>213070402
Hmm...I don't quite understand, can you elaborate?

>>213070440
A decade ago we had Kate Upton.

>>213068781 (OP)
butterface lmao

>>213070527
Way more personality than Kate.

>>213070209
Are you retarded?

>>213070505
My penis + her vagina = sex

sydney sweeney is going to make me rich

>>213070664
Sell now because the market is inflated and the correction is coming soon.

Who the fuck still wears jeans besides people from Montana? They were cool 30 years ago and stopped being cool 20 years ago

>>213068781 (OP)
dogface

>>213070100
I'm old now but this is a 10/10 for me. She's thin, clean, got blue eyes and cheekbones. I'd date her even if she stunk a little bit

>>213070713
What else do you wear as pants?

>>213070749
Linen or spandex

>>213070703
I'm going to try to get rid if what I can by next week.
Everyone will be surprised the markets are down August 1st, even with a month warning about tariffs.

>>213070609
wrong

>>213070703
QRD?

She can't act.

she's alright
bombshell by hollywood standards, but slightly above average outside of it
i'm not gonna say any blonde girl with reasonably large breasts is ugly

>>213070664
>>213070798
sell now bro sell now

>>213070667
feet

>speedrun
>one shotted
>not on my bingo card
>aura
Shut the fuck up

>>213070884
>She can't act.

So? Who fucking cares? She has great tits, she just needs to be cute and charming and do the basics.

I have an unhealthy obsession with Sydney Sweeney. I literally jack off to her multiple times a day and have done so since she starred in that faggot zoomer show.

>>213068781 (OP)
She’s gonna be another Jessica Alba billionaire launching a bunch of lingerie and cosmetics shit. She’ll take all the crap roles and convert it into companies.

Then 20 years later people are going to get mad about some list of the richest actresses because it had nothing to do with merit. No shit? Neither playing cope I’M ACTING roles like Theron in Monster or whatever litany of capeshit box offixe hits makes a successful actress.

>>213068781 (OP)
DESTROYING!!!
EXCUSE ME????
SHE
SOLD
BODYWASH
NIGGA

BODY
WASH

and she's still an A-list actress
Now You're telling she's destroying her career after a successfully jeans marketing campaign

>>213071604
Ok boomer

>>213068781 (OP)
Who the fuck is that?

>>213068781 (OP)
I'd destroy her career iykwim

>>213072156
Test screening of her unreleased stuff aren't top shelf. She needs a hit or great performance soon (Reality was great.) too many ads +mid movies, she cheapens her brand

>>213068844
she does scenes with niggers, she's woke...

>>213069552
anyone who believes woke is dead is a fucking retard

>>213070722
I'd ONLY date her if she stank

>>213072423
Jessica Alba's filmography sucks

>>213072436
What else does she do with them, like offscreen. I sure do wonder what joyous festivities they partake in together when the cameras aren't rolling.

>>213068781 (OP)
She is incredibly ugly.

>>213072471
You are incredibly gay

What would Sydney Sweeney look like if she was black?

Is she single-handedly able to bring sex and women's bodies back into marketing and big movies and tv shows?

>>213072504
Like Gabbie Carter

>>213069595
sidney lakebath water

>>213072505
she already did it
>>213072275
>The Sydney Sweeney Economy is booming.
>Dr. Squatch—
>• Launches Sydney Sweeney bathwater soap
>• Bought by Unilever one month later
>American Eagle—
>• Launches Sydney Sweeney ad campaign
>• Shares pop 11% at the open
>• Adds $200 million in market cap

CUMMING JIZZ ON HER MILKERS WHOA MAMA

>>213068781 (OP)
she really needs and deserves that BBC

What would Sydney Sweeney look like if she was asian?

>>213069489
Based

>>213070134
The MAGA seethe is hilarious

>>213068781 (OP)
are you stupid? Sydney is bigger than ever now.

>>213071604
touch grass

>>213068781 (OP)
Whats wrong with her eyes.. She looks like she is zoinked out on pills.
Are Republicans pro pill popping openly now?

what happened to hawk tuah?

>>213068904
>I don't watch movies
>/tv/
welcome aboard you'll fit right in

>>213068814
fpbp

<- the actual blackball speed runner

>>213068781 (OP)
She can see the wall approaching fast and is trying to earn while she can
She can’t act so once the looks are gone, that’s it
She did full tit already so all she can really do to gain attention is thirst trap ads or full frontal

>>213068830
If you like denim I assume you like the least comfortable clothing on earth

>>213068814
fpbp

>>213072460
I will kill you.

>>213069337
Playing with some nice tits does bring some comfort.

>>213068781 (OP)
Guaranteed Hallmark Kino post-mainstream Hollywood career.

...where's the wonyposter with the answer?

>>213069595
me on the right

>>213069105
She must have realized she is worth over a billion dollars outside the movie industry selling products…AND she can keep acting in anything she can get. She has name recognition among coomers and mainstream audiences.

>>213069397
she's so pretty when she isn't putting on that retarded dead-eyed zoomer expression

>>213069397
You might not like it, but this is what peak female performance looks like.

>>213069397
She looks way different from that pic.

>>213069014
welp. time to jack it

>>213068781 (OP)
The only thing she's destroying is my balls

>>213068855
Damn, she’s already post-wall. That was sooner than I expected.

>>213075627
every year or so i look up hannahs twitter to see how she is doing

she has two children, for whom, she was on onlyfans posting sex content for the entirety of her pregnancies.

i will always remember her for her tweet 6 years ago when she posted a picture of herself and a stuffed lizard with the post: 'me in my buddy is going to sleep'

she really should have been categorized as mentally handicapped and protected by the state or something

>>213069397
if society wasn't broken the only person who'd know what her tits look like is her husband (me)

>>213069582
>Urrmm ACKTULLY some jew psychologist said rape is about power and control so therefore...
Nope, it's about having sex with someone who won't let you, simple as.

>>213068781 (OP)
she is perfect
the gigastacy of all time

>>213069582
>Rape has nothing to do with sex

>>213069283
her legs look strange here, like she’s wearing skin colored polyester

This is her??? I thought she was 37? I've never paid any attention to her.

>>213072111
>that faggot zoomer show
I can't watch euphoria. It's total shit. Unrealistic porn for creepy old guys. Even Sydney isn't enough to make me watch it.

>>213076274
>Unrealistic porn for creepy old guys.
so i'm literally the target audience for that show?
i won't watch it because there's a tranny in it

>>213076197
>not my
my face expression at the right
SHE'S AN ANGEL

>>213069595
I wanna know what it's like to pop a quarter in there. See it disappear in the slit. Then I'd leave her alone and let enjoy the rest of her day.

>>213076353
It's an American show written by j3ws. Of course there's a tranny in it.

>>213075796
>i will always remember her for her tweet 6 years ago when she posted a picture of herself and a stuffed lizard with the post: 'me in my buddy is going to sleep'
Anon...

>>213068855
cry harder faggot

>>213077002
what the fuck

>>213076141
That's because she is, retard.

>>213077002
retard porn ftw

NEEDS to go on BLACKED

>>213078048
you need to go on ACKED

>>213068781 (OP)
Why is Hollywood acting like this is the only woman with breasts in the whole world? They're not even that big compared to a lot of women.

>>213068855
>I've got Sweeney fatigue.
Me too and her fans are retarded coomers.

>>213078894
tits literally made to drain black cock

>>213069595
you just know

>>213078687
fag opinion

>>213079060
Probably the wonyposter.

>>213075627
is she still alive?

>>213079210
Yes.

>>213068781 (OP)
She's a coalburner

>>213080012
who isn't these days

>>213068781 (OP)
She looks like a meth addict

>>213080379
im trans btw

she's a dumb hoe anyway, sooner they sag the better

>>213068781 (OP)
arguably Sydney has the strongest cock in all of Hollywood

>>213068781 (OP)
>destroying their career THIS fast
how so?

>>213069595
ugh

>>213068781 (OP)
She should just stick to commercials.

>>213069105
We won

>>213078997
Literally perfect.

>>213068781 (OP)
>career
That's your mistake. She can't act, her filmography is tiny and fucking awful, she's smart enough to know that her thing is social media so she's making all the bank her tits can giver her while they are up there. She will never be the next ScarJo, two year tops and she's out of the game.

>>213080982
Sydney is already the biggest ever and only keeps growing every day.

>>213070105
Was this Jemima Robinson or someone else?

>>213068855
No one cares. No one.

>>213080404
good for you!

>>213068781 (OP)
>I've never seen someone speedrun destroying their career THIS fast
river phoenix

>>213069582
retard detected

>>213069337
>or comfort you
that's a stretch. not by much mind you, but having your face buried in a nice pair of B or C cups is a great stress reliever.

>What about D
Anything more than a handful is a waste. Only toddlers like those utters.

>>213070207
Gen Z are xanax addicts out of the womb. Dead eyed, low IQ iPad zombies from birth.

>>213068855
not me
keep the kino coming!

>>213070152
Middle class white 20 somethings with very simple fashion tastes. Nothing wrong with some old fashioned denim.

>>213081133
you do know most zoomers were alive before the whole tech takeover?

>>213072275
She's only "A-list" because of her looks, and because she's willing to fuck for roles like that talentless redneck Norma Jean Rae. There are actually talented women her age in the movie business right now who are just as attractive, they just don't fuck producers/aren't related to industry people like she is.

>>213081214
womens main role in movies is to be hot

>>213072565
>Numbers
>sales metrics
No one gives even one iota of a fuck. No one.

>>213069173
Why does she look 10 times hotter here than in those gay photoshoots?

>>213069105
>She has become some right (white) wing reactionary symbol of a reversion to blonde bimbo aesthetics. This will destroy her

nah the far right is too obsessed with calling her mid and ugly

>>213069283
why do her legs look like that

>>213081849
lurk moar, virgin

>>213068781 (OP)
why are the pajeets here so obsessed with this mid biznach? /gif/ is >>>>>>> that way, pajeet!
fuck off!

>>213082011
>doesn't like nice tits
it is you who is the nigger!

>girl I don't like is popular for acting like a whore
4chuds: BAD BAD BAD
>girl i do like is popular for acting like a whore
4chuds: GOOD GOOD GOOD

someone explain the logic to me

>>213070105
I'm sorry but if a woman is this flat-chasted, she's unfuckable. it's like putting your hands in a male chest.
hell, there's some males with more tits than this one

>>213068855
She could sween my peen if you know what I’m talking about.

>>213082049
>dumbfuck thinks 4chan is one person

>>213080982
>two year tops and she's out of the game.
No career after 30 for most Hollywood actresses. Can't wait for her annoying coomer fans to shut up.

Real adults do not spend their damn time discussing titties.

Real men only spend their time discussing titties

>>213082428
>Real men only spend their time discussing titties

>>213068781 (OP)
Been in a psych ward for the last 2 and a half years. Don't know who this bitch is or why she is everywhere all of a sudden but she's got that white american pornstar phenotype. Not very pretty or cute but perfect tits, good ass and the soul of a whore with lucky genettics, it's nice to see that do well in mainstream again so shamelessly. Reminds me of the 00s.

She's gotta make bank on it quick tho, that face is kinda mid already but if she has them smile lines and lazy eyelids so pronounced in her prime rn then she'll wrinkle up real soon and it wont be graceful at all.

>>213083168
>Don't know who this bitch is
What is there to know? She's an actress which you would've figured out if you saw her everywhere.

I want to see her pubic hair.

>>213069595
Looking good, she just gotta eat a little more and work out that ass

>>213068781 (OP)
Why was she designated as the lone mainstream sexual relief valve for basic-bitch normie men. They don't do cheesecake like this with any other female celebrity. Singer sluts don't count, since the cope is that what they do on stage is for themselves/other women

>>213084262
2 things: the FAS face and the small ass
she seems attainable for timmies because they think they have a chance (they don't)

>>213083168
Why were you in a psych ward

>>213082049
>acting like
Lmao

>>213069397
More women should wear dresses. I don't even want to lewd her. She looks like someone's daughter. She's cute but I wouldn't obsess over her. I'd just feel happy she's around and smiling and wearing something that doesn't let me outline and eye her body like a degenerate.

>>213068814
Fpbp.

>>213081214
Marilyn had genuine charm and grace and wasn't just tits without even a pretty face, you pleb.

>>213078687
cute

>>213068781 (OP)
what the fuck are you even talking about

>>213075815
yeah those days are long gone

>>213081301
because dressing like a slut looks better than being dressed as a slut

>>213068781 (OP)
Advertisement bros, we are SO fucking back!

>>213069316
/tv/ watched Euphoria and believes that means everybody did.

>>213069640
I've said many times that her uncovered boobs aren't THAT great, but the cleavage is top notch.

what the fuck is this retarded thread even about. none of it seems based in reality

>>213068781 (OP)
White Girl Summer

>>213068781 (OP)
It was a clever ad concept; and she was smart to take it. It will boost her status, and the status of American Eagle

>>213082156
Any excess fat I get goes to my thighs then chest. If I'd been born a woman I'd be so hot.

>>213085712
A jeans campaign hired Sydney Sweeney. What's unreal about this?

>>213085745
she's woke and political

>>213086160
dropped

>>213086227
from what

>>213069710
TITS VULT!

>>213068781 (OP)
Career? Her whole entire gimmick was tits in a pushup bra. She can't act worth a damn. Making men's dick hard with her boobs was the only thing she had going for her.

>>213068814
yeah... I'm thinking le fippy bippy

>>213068894
if you werent locked into hollywood before it went to shit in the past 10 years you have to resort to this shit. actors that were elusive and now coming out the woodwork to do these humiliating commercials