Thread 213071151

ITT actors you would deport if you were in ICE

>>213071151 (OP)
>times you ran into pedro 'ill touch you' pascal
>be me at the supermarket
>see pedro pascal
>go up to him and say 'hey arent you on that show 'the last of us'?
>he grins and puts his hand on my shoulder, 'i am'
>me: *look at my shoulder* 'oh cool' 'they should have cast a hot chick for ellie though'
>pascal: *starts rubbing my belly* 'ehh she's a good kid'
>me: but if they cast a cute chick, the show would be huge
>pascal: 'maybe. well take care my friend' *smacks my ass*
>i stood in disbelief and felt violated

>>213071151 (OP)
Gunnshills on suicide watch.

>>213071175
Uhhh it's called having anxiety, chud!

>>213071556
lol@moustache

>>213071590
She’s still young, it’ll fill in

>>213071556
What does her rear end smell like?

>>213071556
yeah, deport to my bedroom

>>213071151 (OP)
I don't like this faggot but I can't remember what retarded shit he's done

>>213071556
what kind of hairstyle is that? asking for a friend of mine obviously, hehe.

>>213071151 (OP)
>I'm watching you, FREAK

>>213071556
beat me to it

i don't think i've ever seen a movie with this guy in it, i think you guys are over reacting.