Thread 213071164 - /tv/ [Archived: 434 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:52:10 AM No.213071164
SamHyde
SamHyde
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>gets made fun of for once in his life
>fucking implodes

what an absolute faggot
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:58:58 AM No.213071305
gorilla_nest
gorilla_nest
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>>213071164 (OP)
mess with a silverback, get put in the nest
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:08:06 AM No.213071483
quick rundown?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:10:52 AM No.213071536
>>213071483
sam hayberg is a relic of the past riding of his one time meme till today. he is the personifity wrestling mentality; everyone knows his shit is fake but everyone acts like it's real for the lulz
>ZoMG did you see how he trashed that prepared table
>So rEAL !
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:13:03 AM No.213071580
This was the best comedians the nazis had and look how easily he was KO'd.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:15:39 AM No.213071623
>>213071483
watch the breakdowns on YT or just watch the pod. harland pokes fun at sam and sam freaks out is the tldr
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:23:08 AM No.213071757
>Lost frame to some boomer comedian in a humiliating fashion
>Extreme Peace was unfunny and uninspired
>Fishtank got shut down because of legal issues
>Podcast just consists of hack right-wing cultural grievances ad nauseam

Literally where does he go from here?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:26:04 AM No.213071806
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1753408714527826
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>>213071623
>>213071164 (OP)
There is are so many layers to it, not just Sam embarrassing himself with Harland.
Nick looks like he's about to have a heart attack and he's completely torn between diffusing the situation but he holds back because Sam is a literal psychopath cult leader that he knows he cannot cross.
The peak moment of this is when spits out a cookie he ate to appease Harland because he panicked when he realized he broke rank (because Sam said no SEED OILS like some primadonna).
Or the unfunny wigger pinoy Harland used against Sam. Walking away from this you realize that every single negative rumor and aspersion about Sam is true.
Or Charls not giving a fuck and laughing at Sam because deep down he still hates him.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:27:41 AM No.213071832
>>213071164 (OP)
I could take him in a fight
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:28:44 AM No.213071843
>>213071806
>tight and ripe
>you look like you've been raped
>you look jewish
>gorilla nest
>show your cunnilingus techniques (was done in extreme peace)
>raped by priests joke

I love every dig that harland dig at sam, sam just couldn't handle the bants. i bet the tight and ripe one made him paranoid as fuck
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:30:49 AM No.213071871
>>213071164 (OP)
>Every day is a grift from god
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:31:37 AM No.213071890
faker
faker
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>>213071757
>Literally where does he go from here?
Sam is gonna try to appeal to Qtards by pretending to be Christian. Or appeal to the kind of people that listen to Art Bell since he said his new thing is aping that (so do not be surprised if Sam starts making up stories about the one time he saw a UFO or saw a ghost or some shit). The "comedian" part of him will become background noise.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:34:40 AM No.213071942
nerd_dog
nerd_dog
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>>213071843
>raped by priests joke
Kek, forgot about that, Sam immediately sperged out autistically with an "ummm acktchually the science by my top right-wing fact-checkers says it's jewish rabbies".
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:41:42 AM No.213072053
>>213071806
I didn't realize how powerful responding to a question with "nosey" was. Both times Harland did it Sam's crew laughed. The second time when his did it with the age question while having Sam on top of him was hilarious and his his whole crew laughed, pure power, pure non-taking even an iota of Sam seriously.
I don't think Sam got those guys to all laugh together at something once, he's just so unfunny when put on the spot but Harland was just dunking on Sammy.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:47:58 AM No.213072143
snapshot45435434
snapshot45435434
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>>213071890
>The "comedian" part of him will become background noise.
In a recent SHS episode he replaced the signature sillyman Harry Potter glasses with seriousman frames.

Dude is smoking a pipe thoughtfully, because he probably saw it in a cartoon.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:05:37 AM No.213072395
>hires nothing but younger fans as employees who literally suck his dick and agree with everything he says, always
>doesnt realize what is happening to his ego and now thinks he's actually super smart
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:07:28 AM No.213072422
>>213072395
the elon musk effect
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:17:21 AM No.213072548
It's a bit like you're sitting in a bar and there's a group near you who are chatting and laughing and you listen to their conversation and you laugh as well but they don't notice you. Well, the next week, you go there and you sit behind the same guys and the same thing happens. This happens for a long time and you become invested in the dynamics of the group, inferring rivalries by the way certain members laugh louder at certain other members' jokes. You form strong feelings, taking sides in these rivalries that you've invented in your head, which are, fundamentally, probably just jokes between these people, but ultimately the point is that you don't know because you don't know these people because they're not your friends and you're just a sad little freak.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:19:09 AM No.213072572
>>213072548
hi sam
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:21:30 AM No.213072601
>>213071164 (OP)
really built his gorilla nest
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:21:53 AM No.213072610
>>213072143
god he is such a poofter
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:27:30 AM No.213072699
>>213072610
He had to decide years ago if he is going to go on as le funi prankster sillyman, or le fatherly advice seriousman and he didn't. He can't be both at the same time, but Sam wants to have his cake and eat it too (sit on big purple and suck on it too).
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:08:06 PM No.213073254
I find it hard to believe someone that ugly has never been made fun of in his life.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:10:59 PM No.213073288
>>213071536
>everyone knows his shit is fake but everyone acts like it's real for the lulz
No one acts as if wrestling was real. People watch it for the story and ass & titties.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:14:02 PM No.213073324
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1736935597483225
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>>213072143
>Nick Mullen does a non standard aspect ratio
>Sam sees this and thinks it's cool
>Decides to use a non standard aspect ratio himself, but doesnt want to just copy what Nick did
>make's it super wide instead, making 80% of the screen dead space for no reason at all
is there a name for when someone copies something without realizing it's original intent and fails spectacularly?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:18:18 PM No.213073383
>>213071483
sam lost
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:24:53 PM No.213073475
>>213073254
He didn't used to be this fucked up looking but he's blasting roids for a long time now. I don't care one way or another but I'm just saying.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:53:37 PM No.213073859
>>213071164 (OP)
stupid glasses jew has never said anything funny ever. why does he even appear here. he tries to make fun of joe rogan bros who are funnier than him.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:54:06 PM No.213073870
>>213071164 (OP)
Does he have to take roids and HGH for life?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:00:46 PM No.213073979
Whats that feeling called where everything someone says and does is some insecure argument that they are the person they delude themselves into being? To the point where they can’t listen or generate a fresh thought, because they’re so wound up trying to be something that their stream of conciousness isn’t really available to them? Sam can’t hold a fucking conversation. He can’t go one sentence without instinctually acting like he’s the snarky genius who knows the big secret. In order for his life to work, he has to believe he’s just so funny and above everyone else mentally and comedically, that his career was ‘unfairly taken down’ because ‘other people couldn’t handle him’. But he’s just a retard who’s terrified he’s going to get caught
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:01:45 PM No.213073996
>>213072548
It’s more like doing that for a radio show people go on to promote themselves
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:05:50 PM No.213074066
did you just call me a jew how dare you
did you just call me a jew how dare you
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>I'd love to talk rape. Have you been raped, Sam? You look like you have

>Thank you.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:53:13 PM No.213074874
>>213073870
I suppose it depends on how much he was blasting. Body-builders blast so much exogenous test that their balls say "guess we're not needed anymore" and atrophy and stop functioning, so they'll have to take TRT the rest of their lives if they don't want to become eunuchs.