>The Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic: The new MCU Fantastic Four movie is not woke-ACK!

>>213071304 (OP)
Humiliation ritual.

>>213071304 (OP)
Oh gawd. thx for the warning. i mean the faggot was enough to turn me off from the get go this just seals the deal.

>>213071304 (OP)
that cgi looks terrible what the fuck

>"I'm not about to let a man take credit for a woman's work!"
T.Silveraxewound

>>213071304 (OP)
Believe it or not, this is the most action you get out of this entire movie kek

>>213071304 (OP)
Why does Galactus look so shit? And why is he so small? His fucking hand should be big enough to squash the Earth.

This put me off watching the movie

>>213071304 (OP)
It's ridiculous that any of these heroes would be able to make him budge. Invisible woman some how is able to push him several blocks down the city to the portal.

>>213071606
no his ship is the the thing that grinds up planets, that's his size

What is exactly woke about this?

>>213071790
girlboss shit every marvel movie. sue storm is a mary sue.

>>213071790
>Woman is the one that actually manages to defeat him.
>Timing is off on the mans plan, so one of the men is about to sacrifice himself to save the da--
>Another ugly woman appears out of nowhere to do that instead.

>>213071304 (OP)
Retards crying about films they've never seen well always be funny

>>213071790
>only the women are strong enough to overpower Galactus
>all the men get completely sidelined

>>213071801
>>213071803
>WOMAN ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAVE THE DAY
>REEEEEEE
yall are brain damaged

>>213071304 (OP)
hahahah holy fuck people wont make fun of this movie like they did the flash btw

>>213071803
Everyone was already on the precipice of defeating him. She sacrificed herself to redeem her fuckups. She's dead. It wouldn't make sense for him to kill himself at that moment.

>>213071790
This movie literally takes places in a woke utopia where all the world's governments have decided to disband their armies and form a one world government because Sue Storm is such a girlboss.

>>213071835
He wouldn't kill himself. He'd come back in the next movie as his Herald or something. Sorta like him being trapped in the Negative Zone.

Girls get it done, chuds!

>>213071821
The movie is called The Fantastic Four, not Sue Storm and 3 other guys.

>>213071821
Then why do women pollute the screen in every movie? They are not even the one's who consume comic books

>m-SHE-u
>D-SHE studios

Never ending slop, and it is only going to get worse.

>>213071304 (OP)
Yeah, Sue should not be able to handle Galactus like that. I'm not gonna sperg over them showing a mother sacrifice herself for her child instead of aborting it. That's a rare win these days.

>stretchy guy
>fire guy
>rock guy
>force field (?) lady
The Fantastic Four are just lame and always have been. Even their group’s name is lame and gay. That’s why they haven’t had a successful movie franchise ever.

>>213071304 (OP)
she's screaming, but her face shows no effort, is it the bogging?

>>213071857
for ESG bonus point
to try to make women consume products

The man holds the baby like an effiminate twat while the woman exerts all the effort and almost beats the bad guy. Yeah, no. F4 is just more Girl Power for the M-She-U. NO thanks.

>>213071304 (OP)
What the fuck is happening, this and Superman are straight up Bollywood movies. Same awful uncomfortable shots, same CGI, same dysgenic actors. How is this making ANY money? Are box offices even real?

>>213071304 (OP)
What the fuck was her problem?

>Ben
You could remove him from the movie and it wouldn't really matter at all.
>Reed
Pedro Pascal spends the entire movie putting on a bad grumpy scientist impression. All of his genius plans ultimately fail.
>The Human Torch
Despite Reed Richards being the smartest man in the world, Johnny is the only one that does something intellectually impressive in the movie by somehow deciphering an entire alien language and figuring out the identity of the Silver Surfer all by having one sentence translated for him.
>Sue
The only one who's powers ever really matter in the movie. Somehow is able to topple a cosmic entity with some kind of motherhood bullshit force blast?

>>213072080
>this and Superman
the two films have nothing in common other than genre lol

Anons I'm going to be honest
I think that giant dude looks super cool

>>213072032
Reed and Johnny both get cucked and The.e Thing cant do anything because... hes buried under some rubble? Lmao

>Johnny Storm could have any woman in the world, but he's willing the risk it all over this but with a metallic pussy

>>213071821
>WOMAN ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAVE THE DAY
Maybe if it wasn't in every movie, or done for malicious reasons, we would accept it.
Ripley saved the day in Aliens, but no one complains about that, because it was done correctly, and we have variety at the time.

>>213071304 (OP)
Why is it nostalgic when the silver surfer sacrifices himself to blow up galactus (forma de smoke) and woke when the silver surfer sacrifices herself to push galactus through a door.

>>213072162
Metalussy is that good

>>213071304 (OP)
>OHH MY NEW BESTEST INFLUENCER POSTED
gen x and zoomers are so retarded

>>213071304 (OP)
THATS how they defeat galactus, the motherfucken planet eater, by pushing him?

...

HUH?

they dont even look hurt

>>213071304 (OP)
I really don’t think it would’ve been hard having Reed target the baby, Thing punching it super hard, Torch having some fuck huge laser beam, while sue still does what she does and really driving it home that they’re a team. But honestly I feel like the movie won’t be that bad, I never really thought it would be either honestly since it’s a back to formula type of movie where they don’t constantly reference stuff from random tv shows and have characters people actually semi like. Only bad thing is the end credits leading up to absolutely nothing just like all the other ones except maybe Thunderbolts

>>213072240
That and getting lucky Reed's retarded teleporter plan is saved because Johnny is able to give the Silver Surfer a mental breakdown by mentioning her name before she destroys the last one. The movie is that retarded.

>>213072283
the first half of the movie is a genuine 9/10 and the second half is like a 5/10. Trolley problem with magic cgi baby is such a stupid plot point to bog the movie down with and inadvertently removes all it's tension as now the fantastic 4 have to win cleanly or it is directly their fault.

>>213071304 (OP)

The thing's rock beard makes me uncomfortable

>>213072160
The Thing is basically Hulk 2.0. Bruce Banner will be even more of a loser in the next series of films, don't you worry.

kek

At least the baby is white.

Is galactus retarded

>>213071304 (OP)
I can't tell if this is a shitpost or if that is really part of the movie

>>213072467
Really, Marvel?

It was really convenient that Galactus shrunk down to the exact size he needed to be to fit into the very last teleporter in the middle of NYC.

>>213071512
Looks like Spy Kids

>>213072561
MCU Galactus can't shrink or grow.

>>213071764
yeah this. Galactus should be way beyond the strength of any earth superheroes

>>213072570
Looks mentally on the level of spy kids

>>213071803
Sue is canonically the strongest in the comics.

>>213071304 (OP)
Garbage

>>213072575
Oh, in that case it was really convenient that Galactus, a cosmic entity, turned out to be the exact size he need to be in the MCU to fit into one of the transporters that is only about the size of Times Square.

>>213072467

>>213071803
What are you talking about. All Sue and Silver Surfette did was pushing him back a bit. Reed is the one who defeated him technically because he built the machine/portal. Without him Sue/Silver dyke do absolutely nothing to Galactus.

the only reason these yt slop guys get posted is cause retards bump the threads to triple digits with retardation

>>213072648
Reeds plan was a failure and would have been to blame for the world ending if it weren't for Johnny figuring out how to talk to the Silver Surfer. Somehow genius Reed didn't think of this himself.

I genuinely cannot believe people watch this shit and it keeps making money.

>Galactus is supposedly equal to Celestials
>is smaller than the finger of Arishem
Camelsetialbris can't stop winning. This is OUR UNIVERSE!

>>213072593
with sue storm's powers, she can make the earth stop spinning, which spins at a speed of 1037 mile per hour

thatd be funny to see, because EVERYTHING would fly forward from the sudden stoppage of the spin

earth would look like a car wreck, a bloody car wreck

lel

>>213071304 (OP)
why do capeshit movies love shots like this one so much? it looks horrible

>>213072467
This shit is killing me

>>213071304 (OP)
The way they film modern movies is nauseating

does pic related happen in the movie where thing uses reeds body as a catapult

if not, wasted!

>>213072467
>>213072516
He looks like a north Londoner

they took the worst scene in Star Wars history and recreated it in Fantastic Four
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79CNws71XlI

>>213071304 (OP)
>grown up watch this slop
howling

>>213071304 (OP)
Bollywood Tier CGI, kek

I thought galactus was supposed to be some God tier level villain? Why is he getting pushed back by sue fucking storm? I feel like ant man could solo this galactus lol. Pathetic!

This CGI newborn baby is cracking me up.

Why does he have a giant glowing weak spot on his chest? Surely that's a pretty obvious design flaw

>>213071821
Unironically if this was the wonder woman movie, no problem.
But it isn't, it's the fantastic four.
2 of them aren't even there in the clip and one is just there to save a single baby rather than fight galactus.

>>213071304 (OP)
>>213072117
Fagtastic!

>>213072537
I can see it

I'm confused, SS does a heel turn after the human torch shows her the consequences of Galactus actions? The same consequences she already knew about when she was FUCKING ANNOUNCING the impending doom of those planets?

>>213071304 (OP) (OP)
>>213072117
Fagtastic!

>absolute state of cinema right now

>>213071304 (OP)
>>213072117
WTF we're still doing the Rose Tico-ex Machina? What year is it, 2016?

>>213071304 (OP)
Woweeeeeeee that looks like fucking SHIT no wonder it's losing to superman holy shit

>>213073562
no because shalla-bal is actually hot

>>213072683
I still dont get that plot point
reed couldve been able to translate that shit in a minute, but somehow sue and johny was fine with hiding it from him

guess gotta have something for him to do

also >>213073143
you're lucky something was even happening in the movie, theres like one 3 minute montage at the beginning then a total of maybe 10 minutes of action throughout the rest

>Their big plan was hoping Big Dude personally comes down for babby for some reason instead of just sending silver lady like a normal person, then making him close his eyes a bit while they switch out the babby with a decoy despite the thing having scanning abilities and then hoping he walking into the obviously marked perimeter
Genius characters?

>All Reed does with stretchy powers is swing around like a worse Spiderman

Critical drinker and nerdrotic are massive hacks.

>>213071304 (OP)
They will bury this too don't worry anon

>>213073954
Infinite multiversal IQ move. Galactus wasn't expecting anything this dumb to happen.

>>213073494
>one is just there to save a single baby rather than fight galactus
Yeah. Fuck the baby. Who cares about a baby. They should have given Galactus the baby in the first place and saved them all the trouble.

>>213074009
they clearly got a phone call saying "okay we know you can't say its good but please just don't compare it unfavorably to Superman".

i might be pointing out the obvious here but super hero fans have a real low bar as far as quality is concerned lol. could have passed as comedy in another time

>>213073161
Finn and Rose had more sexual chemistry than Sue and Reed lol

hollywood please enough with the flying closeup shots they look retarded

>>213071304 (OP)
Female glory shots be like
>distortion around screaming face of female distress
>extreme closeup fisheye shot of lady forehead charging at you like a bullet

>>213071304 (OP)
Why does all capeslop do this now

>>213071821
Not if you want money. Nobody thinks women are cool, not even women

>>213072162
Chris Evans Johnny maybe but not this gimp

>>213072593
Nobody gives a fuck. That's gay. The comics flopped.

>>213073150
he's norf alright

>>213073533
Those other planets were just bug infested shitholes. Humans are built different

>>213071790
A female superhero dared to use her powers to overcome a foe in a battle where everyone else uses their powers too to contribute to the fight. Yes, that's enough to be "woke" now.

>>213074432
>that'll teach you for not seeing my movie, China planet!

>The Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic
How are you not embarrassed to death to admit you watch these, even anonymously?

>a white baby is like the most powerful being ever

doesn't sound very woke to me

>>213074488
It was kind of pulled out of her ass to suddenly be able to push a giant creature with mommy power when what was shown during the movie was temporarily holding up a broken piece of rubble with great effort, and turning invisible. Should have elaborated upon what her powers actually are during the movie.

>>213074501
Out of honest curiosity (I haven't watched anything by them), what's so bad about them?

What's their problem with Thunderbolts, anyway? Seems they're particularly harsh toward that for some reason compared to the other stuff.

>>213074528
They sincerely do the angry critic shtick in 2025.

>>213071606
>And why is he so small?
It would be extremely difficult to frame a scene with such a size disparity. You wouldn't be able to show him with the protagonists at the same time as the scale would make them imperceivably tiny. You can get away with such a disparity on a static page in a comic because you can split zoom panels pointing to them. To do that in a movie would get nauseating with all the zooming in and out or switching from establishing shots and close ups constantly.

>>213074573
No they don’t. Drinker does’t even really do the “lol, alcoholism” schtick anymore.

>>213073562
Not watching just because of that. There's no way to make that not retarded. They knew what they were doing and that it would get compared to that, and they did it on purpose.

It tastes like piss to me.

>>213074573
As in, people with gut reactions that later try to justify by shouting THIS IS BAD and not elaborating all too well? Or are more the type who cynically don't like / like thing because they're chasing that sweet engagement money? Glad I skipped them, then.

>>213071304 (OP)
This is a AI parody, right?

>>213071808
Didn’t we just see it

>>213072467
Anybody going to do a chud edit

>>213071304 (OP)
girls get it done!

>>213071304 (OP)
Silver surfette checked their privilege and I appreciate that

>>213074820
>they're all killing men
hawkgirl in the new superman also has a screeching power, because she is an empowered female

What's the issue exactly with surfette turning on Galactus?
You wanted Johnny to actually sacrifice himself? Or just blast Galactus through the portal?
Since Johnny earlier made the surfette to question her allegiance to Galactus it only makes sense to finish it like that.

>>213071304 (OP)
Didn’t this happen in the last Jedi?

>>213074820
God they all look insufferable. Girlbosses screaming in empowerment gives me the same feeling as watching a petulant child try to act tough.

>>213071304 (OP)
THIS IS THE SAME ENDING AS THE FIRST AVENGERS MOVIE!!!!!!

>>213071304 (OP)

>>213071304 (OP)
Giant intergalactic being destroying the city
Your options are
>Rubber guy
>Rock guy
>Aaron Bushnell
>On demand force fields

The choice is obvious.
Blame the source material.

>>213071304 (OP)
So, will galactus come back, or is he another one time villain?

>>213075563
read the room

>completely generic superhero boss fight
>THIS IS WOKE AHHHHHHHHH
the word has pretty much lost all meaning because of you faggots.

Having actually seen it myself (pirated), I can say that it's really a movie about the nuclear family. The focus is on Reed and Sue, their relationship to each other and their roles as parents.
Silver Surfer serves as a tragic love interest to Johnny.
I would say what was "woke" was all the blacks and random minorities but at least it was minimal and none of the major characters.

Oh, and this is unironically a great date movie. Girls love the idea of getting pregnant. Guaranteed sex.

>>213071304 (OP)
Didn't they both literally call this out?

>>213075622
This isn't social media, nigger. I don't have to conform to some anonymous retards' opinions on a temporary thread.

>>213075652
Even the trailers, which usually makes movies seem more woke than they actually are, made me tap the sign multiple times.

>>213071764
Thats because they did Reed absolutely wrong. The problem the idiots who made this have is that in FF if you dont have Reed being the absolute smartest person in the entire universe then with their power sets the FF have absolutely no chance of beating Galactus. Because the only chance they ever had in the comics was for Reed to pull some "I'm the smartest being alive in the entirety of creation" and do some Star trek levels of "make shit up" to beat him. Without that its laughable to think they could ever win.

>>213071304 (OP)
What a shit movie. Hey guys let's all go watch Superman again and send the message that we don't want this wome shit, we want actual cinema

>>213071821
Anon when the girl boss literally shoves one of the male heroes out of the way when he's sacrificing himself just for her to do it instead its retarded.

Why is silver surfer a girl now?

She's attractive and white, who gives a shit of surfer is a woman.

>>213075599
>So, will galactus come back, or is he another one time villain?
Im starting go think hes a one time villain. I dont read the comics, but I was always under the impression he was a big thing and I thought he would be a big deal in the MCU. I was so disappointed with this movie. He was just a dumb slow Kaiju.

>>213071764
And literally dies in the process.

>>213074536
they weren't paid enough to give it a positive review.

>>213075822
Why though?
If the surfette would have been a male here people would see it as a bro moment.
The surfer is just paying a favor as Johnny made her realize she was maybe wrong.
I cannot understand how people see this as a some sort of steal his big moment thing.

>>213071821
Keep peddling this rhetoric, I'm sure that'll turn things around for Hollywood and Western slop.

>>213075994
>If the surfette would have been a male here people would see it as a bro moment
No they wouldnt, it would be just as retarded. Just dont have Johnny even try, have silver surfer look back at him with an I'm sorry or hurt look then just have her fly at Galactus and that would easily have been enough.

>>213074604
Then don't use him as your main villain

>>213075563
>>Aaron Bushnell

>>213075787
Reed is the smartest person in the universe, yes, but the people writing him are absolutely buttfucking retarded and only surrounded by other buttfucking retarded retards so they have no frame of reference of what an actual smart person does. It’s the Sherlock problem all over again

>>213071304 (OP)
galactus looks like Elvis? ok why not

>>213071512
Its arguably worse on the actual theater screen. There is blurriness all over Reed and the baby anytime they are on screen during any action sequence

>>213071790
One member of the team gave the final punch and it happened to be a woman instead of one of the three men.
Smart people (not manchildren) are getting angry over that.

>>213071304 (OP)
Wait what happened to surfer girl??? She just what exploded??? Or is she trapped with galactus on the other side of the portal? Kind of awkward

>>213071790
Nothing.
These chuds would have problem with Lord of the Rings Eowyn scene.

>nerfed galactus
>reed acting stupid
>the Thing does nothing
>Johnny Storm the most competent male in the team

I didn't think the movie was bad holistically as an experience, but when I really think about it this was a disaster in writing

>>213071304 (OP)

Occurs to me that it must be really hard to act in front of a green screen like that. Like with the OG Jurassic Park you at least had an animatronic T-Rex to play off of.

Also they look way too old to be first time parents in the 1960's. Even if you went to college you'd probably be married and preggers by 23.

>>213071304 (OP)
>The Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic
Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic have never read comic books. Critical Drinker said he wasn't a comic book reader, and Nerdrotic said had a comic book in the past, but he didn't even know who the Engineer was in Superman. In Guardians of the Galaxy, he said he loved the movie even though James Gunn changed the characters powers and personalities, and he said he loved everything, and then he talks badly about Rings of Power. The guy has no credibility. He created the term MSHEU but never say that MCU should be faithful to the comics, origins, powers, costumes, or the best casting. He only talks say MSHEU, lol, he never says that they should be faithful to the comics he's never read comics. He's a hack.

>>213078013
Critical Drinker is also a literal feminist. There's an old interview with him where he describes how he created some of the characters in his books, and it's literally the same feminist shit he pretends to be against.

>>213071606
>And why is he so small?

Galactus can change his size more or less on a whim. He's as big or as small as he wants to be.

>>213074820
sauce on :13

my boy pedro is now forever cursed to be typecasted as baby yeed's dad

>>213071304 (OP)
It was an okay movie but the CGI was glaringly bad and the fucking baby was usually CGI too, to the point where I genuinely laughed at multiple points because it looked so awful

>>213075946
She should've died when galactus smooshed her under his giant boot. Since when are super heroes like wizards now anyway? I never knew a supes power to drain their life force before. How exactly does that work?

>>213071821
>Woman saves day
Ok, whatever, she's one of them
>Johnny tries to sacrifice himself only for the only other woman in the movie to steal his glory
There's the woke. Just letting sue overpower galactus is pretty woke too.

>>213072648
Oh my god did you actually watch it? Lol, aren't you an adult? Jesus christ you fucking loser, go do something productive with your time like jerking off or something...

>>213071304 (OP)
>>213071549
>>"I'm not about to let a man take credit for a woman's work!"
Reminds me of Rose stealing kill from my nigga Finn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79CNws71XlI

>>213071958
Iron man is lame. That's why he was a D list hero until RDJ played him. Same goes for captain america, hawkeye, black widow, pretty much everyone except spider-man. There's literally nothing wrong with fantastic 4 and their movesets. Name a single one of them gayer than hawkeye. You can't. Yet he gets his own D+ show.

They took this from you.

>>213075683
Interesting that Hollywood is going for a pro-natalist angle with this movie

>>213078013
Having a character unrecognisable in the movie doesn't mean he didn't know the character anon
Drinker never claimed he's a comic reader, but you're way off base with Nerdrotic

>>213072321
The second a 9 month pregnant sue went into space to battle galactus was the minute this movie went to shit and that was well in the first half. She cares so much about her child she takes him into space to confront a world eater? Give me a fucking break. This had to be written by a woman.

>sue storm stops galactus
Yes, she is arguably the most powerful of the F4
>galactus is small
He can change his size and always has
>silver surfer saves human torch and turns on galactus
Holy shit you mean like always?

A bunch of retarded secondaries complaining about absolutely normal and fairly fucking accurate portrayals is absurd

>>213073143
Reed does nothing with his powers the whole movie except stretch his arms

>>213075898
He is not villain. He is just force of nature. He doesnt even attack F4 in movie (or most of adaptations/comics)

he is just hungry dude

>>213073283
he didnt even attack because he doesnt care and F4 cant hurt him without some high IQ move (even that is just pushing him to outer space)
he is unkillable


>>213071512
cam video, actual movie looks way better and detailed

>>213078486
Why does Galactus need to eat a planet with people on it why didn’t silver surfette just select Mars instead

>>213078536
no idea its not explained. I dont think its ever properly explained in comics either

>>213073954
Did they ever explain why galactus wasn't with his ship? When they showed him nabbing shalla bal, he was in his ship. How did they know he wouldn't show up to earth in his ship? How did he even get here without it?

>>213078472
>He can change his size and always has
That's in the comics, not the case for this movie. He's as big as he is right now based on how many planets he ate and says he was once small like Reed. So he has room to grow bigger if he keeps feeding on planets but he doesn't want to anymore which is why he went after Franklin

Watch the movie instead of just assuming comic lore makes it's way in automatically.

>>213078472
Being the most powerful of them doesn't make you able to go toe to toe with galactus, besides the issue was with the fact that they're a family and instead of letting one Sue girl boss, they should have all worked as a team

>>213071916
>>213072032
>>213072173
>>213072240
Doesn't his hunger limit his Powers?

>>213074528
Literally nothing. Fags will go on about them disliking things as if it was facetious but will say nothing about the legions of glowing reviews from paid shills that outnumber them 10 to 1. Media is just shit these days, sorry it seems to affect retards. Also, youtube is censoring nerdrotic, you can't even search for him despite having over a million subs. That alone is enough for me to take his side.

>>213078467
I could put the choice down to otherwise feeling invincible and unstoppable in the line of superheroism though it did make me raise an eyebrow.
I'd say the signpost of when the movie flips is the cgi baby's hand reaching up. The movie immediately nosedives there.

>>213071790
>What is woke about a sex-swapped character now woman, to kick humilliatingly a male hero so that men have no heroic role?
Men take care of babies! Boss women defeat super powerful cosmic beings single handedly! Don't get in the way silly boys.

>>213078013
He literally owned a comic book shop. Just because you read comics doesn't mean you know everything about all of them. You know there's quite a lot of them to be reading every single one.

>>213074501
Gary is the only person I listen to regarding all these capeshit movies for the sheer fact he's been knee-deep in the shit for more decades than most people on 4chan have been alive and owned a comic store.

>>213078606
She's an ugly hag girlboss and stronger than Brie Larson's Captain Marvel.

>>213078750
Come on, you could always side with the yenta simp or the silva simp. What about the tv host? Did you ever consider him?

did not watch movie
nor read comics

Ain't Galactus supposed to be reality warper or something and size of a planet at minimum?

How did he job so easily? Why does he fight with punches as some brawler? Why did he come to new york city instead of eating the planet from outside space?

>>213079246
He came for franklin. Why he did this without his ship is a question I'm trying to figure out myself.

>>213071803
Because the Human Torch touched her emotionally and when she saw what he was doing she knows she can survive in space easier than him so she saved him from dieing at the edge of the universe

>>213071782
This. Galactus is not much bigger than Godzilla, if that big.
His tech is fuck huge with his life boat/command ship being only the size of Jupiter.
The ship is meant to help him digest planets while using less of his Power Cosmic.

>>213072117
she doesnt want a man sucking her silverpaint underneath and have 3rd degree burns

>>213071304 (OP)
classic 30 second long 10 second timer

>>213078653
No.
His hunger may limit the amount he is willing to use his power as it would make him eat more.
Galactus does not want to consume entire civilizations, he must. To do otherwise risks all life in the universe.
He is a lynchpin that holds certain cosmological constants at bay and often acts as a shepherd or gardener to the universe.

As such, risking more destruction for less energy is against his principles.

>>213074604
we're long overdue for another stylized comic-based movie like Hulk

>>213079470
I thought the ship was the same size as a planet 13% smaller than earth? Also, their distances are all fucked up. The black hole would've needed to be in our solar system for them to be able to travel back from it without ftl during their lifetimes. That really fucking irked me.

>>213078472
>Yes, she is arguably the most powerful of the F4
Not by half. Reed has destroyed universes.
She may be the one with the most versatile and useful powers, but truth be told, she is the 2nd weakest with only Ben being less powerful.
Johnny can ignite atmospheres.

Oh, and historically, everytime she has pushed herself, it knocks her out and often causes nosebleeds.

I noticed none of those weaknesses are being shown.
Pure M-SHE-U.

>>213071304 (OP)
This is like Ant-man Quantumania all over again

Absolute cartoon shitfest

>>213079684
I'm now remembering it more, samefagging. They got their ship up to .88 light speed. How close is that black hole for them to travel back to earth in a matter of minutes going .88 light speed? The nearest black hole is lightYEARs away but these faggots get back in a couple minutes? Fuck this movie.

>>213079757
funny if underperforms superman

>>213078552
It is.
Bioenergy.
Life energy is digestible.
He can't really digest anything else. Even stars are only useful for the power they could use to keep his ships operating.
Dead rock does nothing for him.

The idea that Franklin could stop his hunger is based on the universe that Franklin contains and can manipulate to power his abilities.

>>213071304 (OP)
>ow, my uterus!

>>213079827
then he should be called the lifesucker not planet DUH

>>213079684
I have no idea about the movie.
The comics have always been larger, some might say stupid, scaled.

>>213079870
Well, that is Dracula and his brood.
Can't have cross contamination of genres.
It messes with book sales.

>>213079912
marvel already cross contaminated literal nordick cuckgods with mutants, devils and aliens

This movie is the MCU in decline.

>>213078218
Most women in comic books are magical girls with insane power levels. Storm, Scarlet Witch, Phoenix. It's been a standard for a long time to make them "cool" by making them unstoppable and difficult to write for.

so what was the post credit scene?

Gentlemen, this has been a certified girlboss moment.

>>213080344
four years after galactus, Doom gets inside the F4’s house and looks like he’s about to talk to the kid
The end post credits scene is the theme song for the in-universe F4 cartoon

>>213075652
>(pirated)
the only version up is a french camrip, did you really sit through that for capefaggotry

>>213079974
left is better than right and right isn't bad, but I can't tell why I'm repulsed by right at the same time I would. the eyes? the lips?

>>213071304 (OP)
REPEAT AFTER ME M-SHEU

>>213080117
>Scarlet Witch
She lost to Thanos in the MCU.
>Phoenix
Her movie is a commercial bomb.

>>213071801
>>213071803
>>213071819
>white woman uses love to protect her white baby as the ultimate power
this is the most conservative trad shit ever, "please have white babies milennial women in the audience look how strong it makes you"

>>213080615
Tranny ,communist dilate

>>213071304 (OP)
what in the everlasting fuck? his fucking HERALD, the one that vows infinite loyalty to galactus betrays him? and of course it had to be a fucking woman the one that betrays him

>>213071821
>yall

>>213071304 (OP)
>a skyscrapper taller than motherfucking Galactus, who is known to just squash planets with a single hand
what in the fuck

>>213071304 (OP)
why did he come back through the portal?

>>213080344
The mid credits scene is the only important one, shows the backside of doctor doom and the mask but no face. The post credits scene is just Herbie watching a cartoon about the Fantastic Four

>>213080748
He actually does, he gets thrown in 10 seconds before the portal closes and then comes back but silver surfer pushes him in right before the portal closes

>>213071790
Woman took herself out of the equation but it's intrepreted as
>Woman is the one that actually manages to defeat him.

>>213074764
He's already a chud edit.

>>213074764
>>213080805
drink bleach

>>213071790
Man holding a baby while the women get it done is obvious woke imagery.

>>213075214
The Last Jedi did the same thing too where the male character tried to sacrifice himself then got pushed out of the way by the strong woman.

>>213072467
My prince

All of the clips I see of the movie here looks llike it was AI generated. It's overly blurry and smudgy, it just looks so fucking weird bros.

I can't trust anything online to be real anymore.

Billions must go outside now.

>>213080861
its blurrier in theaters

>>213071304 (OP)
YASSS QUEENS SLAAAAAAAY

>>213080831
>Two women defeat the villain and save the day.
>wHaT iS wOkE AbOuT tHiS?

>>213071512
What do you mean, they all look like this since quite a while.

>>213071821

>>213071790
girl boss. men are on the sidelines doing nothing.
humiliation ritual of men.

and then women wonder where all the men went and why men don't open doors for them anymore and all that crap.

go fuck yourselves. you wanted this world. you created this world. live by the sword, die by the sword you leftist sack of shits.

>>213080615
>i-it's not woke my fellow chuds. Negroes are only in the backgorund and kikes are basically whites!

>>213080715
as a millennial it pisses me off to no end that leftist have taken up y'all. my entire life growing up was leftist mocking the south for saying y'all, calling us products of incest and now they go around using southern vernacular. i fucking hate them so fucking much.

>beaten by simply being pushed
bravissimo

>>213072467
bloody good rep

>>213071304 (OP)
>building level feats are woke
Kek

>>213071304 (OP)

I thought Johnny Storm could fire flame projectiles? He did that in the previous Fantastic Four movies, I don't know about the comic books. Anyway, he could have charged up a Kamehameha or Hadouken while speeding towards Galactus and then launch the powered up flame projectile at Galactus instead of having to use himself as a battering ram. Zuko in Avatar: The Last Airbender was able to charge up a fire projectile before shooting it at Aang in the Earth season finale. Sue Storm could probably do the same thing.

https://youtu.be/bnwLIdisr_Y

At 1:08 and it was a quick charge but still counts.

>>213071984
This argument never made sense to me. The new generation of kids don't even read comics like the previous ones did, so why would women ever do that? They've been pushing girlboss capeslop for almost a decade now and I have yet to see gaggles of women rushing into the comic shop to buy back issues of X-Force and Deathlok. The only reason why they really do this shit is to gaslight and piss off men who do actually support comics. The ones that are left anyway.

>>213080506
She is pumped full of Botox and has enough plastic surgery to make her surgeon a very wealthy man by herself. That's not what a normal, healthy woman who cares about herself looks like, that's why you're repulsed.

>>213078837
Is that a Secret Wars cover? Whoever did the art for that and that much-quoted Thor run is really good, one of the few talented people working in mainstream comics

>>213078013
>Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic have never read comic books
So like, 90% of the people that watch superhero movies?

>>213075563
Even in the comic they legit stood no chance until they got help from an outside source, and even then it was Reed's bluff that saved them. It was more about showing that even the most accomplished team of heroes could still face an unbeatable opponent.

>>213071304 (OP)
>>213071606
t. DOESN'T READ COMICS

itt: posers who don't read comics and contrarian faggots who hate movies

>>213071304 (OP)
Feige is such a simp faggot. Has such a hard on for girl boss shite.

>>213075787
Reed does win in the original by being smart, but not by pulling something out of his ass. He essentially makes a gamble with the Ultimate Nullifier which works out.

>>213071304 (OP)
Bruh why even have that happen lmao

>>213071304 (OP)
Who the fuck watches critical drinker and nerdrotic. Embarrassing

>>213071304 (OP)
I used to watch these fags because YouTube kept telling me to.

But when I saw them shilling for Fagtastic 4? They can be bought. They sold out. And for that, I'm OUT.

>>213071304 (OP)
>The Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic

>>213080695
Norrin Rad betrayed Galactus too, except he was actually punished for it.

>>213081671
That's Artgerm.

>>213079870
Galactus eats planets not just to sustain himself, but to recycle. Once he has devoured everything the energy will be used to create the next iteration of the universe.

>>213080695
you don't read comics. you should. They're fun. Only solitary hobby you can actually share with someone outside of listening to music.

>>213071304 (OP)
is there a reason why they have the same baby save in the new superman and fantastic four film, and why they're both suddenly bright and 80s comic book style?
what does the extended baby rescue serve?

>>213074941
I dunno, a screeching latina sounds pretty realistic to me.

>>213071304 (OP)
Imagine watching this slop.

>>213077343
thanks for confirming that this is a VIRAL MARKETING THREAD.
this pointless dogshit "oooh feminist, oooh no it's not" faggoted aids saturated VIRAL MARKETING technique is the lamest fucking shit there has ever been
>VIRAL. MARKETING THREAD
this is gay as shit

>>213082121
Whoever it is, the style seems inspired by that guy I mentioned (Esad Ribic)

>>213071821
Woman are allowed to save the day.
Problem is so are men, but Marvel doesn't think so.

>>213072870
It insists upon itself.

>>213071304 (OP)
Can't Galactus teleport?

>>213082689
I saw your post on /co/, did you just discover Ribic for the first time? Artgerm isn't inspired by him, they've both been around for a long time. Lurk more.

>>213083097
I don't read comics, but I've seen his panels floating around on the internet, just now bothered to search up his name for the first time
>>Lurk more.
>how dare you not know "X comic thing"
lmao, fuck off back to your reservation

>>213078386
Nigga in power armor will always be the BEST Hero. See, Frank Horrigan or Xanatos.

>>213071304 (OP)
What's woke about...oh I see, because a woman did literally anything. grow the fuck up

>>213072870
this cant be real, did they really do the fucking Black Adam shot ffs

>>213078346
>Reminds me of Rose stealing kill from my nigga Finn.
Literally what nerdrotic says in his review do you even have your own coherent thought? Can you Talk without reciting shit you seen elsewhere?

>>213081907
You're also retarded for thinking everything in the comics occurs in the films. There is no evidence that this version of Galactus in the movie can shrink or make himself bigger than what he is. It is only implied that he gets bigger based on what he eats so if he eats more he can reach comic accurate size

Comic lore means nothing if the writers don't adapt it

>>213071304 (OP)
>hollywood is obsessed with only making movies about all powerful women saving the day
>white and black women suck at doing stunts or any physical action scenes
>using little asian guys in wigs has been outlawed as well
>so we end up getting one "blockbuster" after another where the big final action scene just comes down to the girlboss women standing behind a green screen and screaming so that animators can add some laser effect defeating the bad guy

>>213083693
I don't watch him. If you troons hadn't incessantly told /tv/ about him, I wouldn't have known him, dumbfuck troon.

>>213081107
if she was the mother to a black baby it would be ok. If she was asian or latina herself it would be ok. If she was a single mom it would be ok. But she's none of those things. It's christofacist propaganda.

>>213084835
Rope

>>213078346
I think it's a bit of a forced comparison tho.

I haven't watched the movie yet (so correct me if I am wrong) but she is sacrificing herself in lieu of Johnny going by the webm. It's a lot different than what that thing did in TLJ, where she basically condemned all of her faction (AND herself + Finn, because based on what they know in the moment, they are still going to die a few minutes after, making her stunt even more useless).
Goddamnit I forgot how stupid TLJ was.

>>213071304 (OP)
>>213071790
Just seen the film myself now and fuck all of you this film isn't just woke - it's far more fucking insidious than just something as innocuous as 'muh girlboss owns a guy' 'le blackwashed character' or whatever tame shit you fags complain about, I'm gonna sweep right past this and hit you with something that will sound schizo and like I'm just making it up but this is literally this film and I can't believe how fucking blatant it is:

>film's plot is literally about them deciding if they have to offer up a literal baby to giant horned bison helmet god to save the planet (their plan to defeat said god is to bait him by literally offering up the baby)
>in order to stave off said god by knocking him through a portal, a critical action is where The Thing has to DEMOLISH THE BASE OF A TOWER TO BRING IT DOWN (THE SETTING IS LITERALLY NEW YORK BTW)
>said Thing is apparently jewish and visits a jewish school in one earlier scene (star of david and hebrew writing openly on walls and teacher with new yorker jew accent)
>The Thing has grown a beard and is dressed in a long coat and hat in this scene btw
>right after this scene you hear a guy on a news report say (I swear I am not making this up):
>"maybe all it takes is one small dedicated group of citizens to change the world, in fact, it always has"
>look up the director of this film
>Matt Shakman
>Shakman was born and raised in Ventura, California.[3] His Jewish father and Catholic mother maintained a "relatively secular household", their interfaith marriage being a source of conflict with Shakman's Jewish paternal grandmother.[4]
>Shakman went on to attend Yale University where he graduated with an art history and theater double major and was a member of Skull and Bones.[5] (the secret society)
>screenplay by Josh Friedman

make of that what you will haha

>>213085679
wtf are you rambling about?

>>213085679
Meds. NOW

>>213071304 (OP)
Why the fuck is Silver Surfer a female?

>>213085679
Disney is a satanic corporation.

>>213086162
>to make it different from the previous movie
>Johnny needs to contribute to the plot so they gave him the Surfer plot
>they cut Alicia so they gave her role to Johnny. Sexual tension makes their dynamic more interesting so it was either gay Johnny or female Surfer

>>213085679
the wall of text makes it sound too interesting.
its just dull and generic.

>>213071304 (OP)
God this looks like pure shit kek

>>213071304 (OP)
Only virgin Incels have a problem with this

>>213071790
>movie is marketed as a super hero team
>all the male characters are useless
>the female member and the genderbend character are the one who easily defeat the bad guys alone
>also white male characters gets emasculated and pushed aside like a weakling by the genderbend female girlboss

>>213086274
what would her toes taste like?

>>213071790
I don't get it either.
>Blonde woman defeats Galactus with the power of being a mother to protect her nuclear family
>Reed developed the portal plan.
How is this woke?

>>213071790
people who think sue storm being op haven't read comics, she's not a god but she is the strongest of the team by a country mile

>>213071304 (OP)
Jews are sweating so they are trying to sway the "right" to protect them harder.

>>213071304 (OP)
>movie is about a "team"
>one team member is infinitely stronger and more competent than their teammates and could probably do just fine without a team
>the others range from somewhat useful to being so useless that they could be cut out of the movie and nothing would change.
wew

>>213085679
>every time I see a jew I have a mental breakdown
thanks for sharing

>>213071304 (OP)
So where's the Ultimate Nullifier?

>>213072467
TRASSSHHHHH

>>213080117
Jubilee makes flashy lights that bang a bit.

>>213071790
It's not.

>A women...DID SOMETHING???

>>213080745
Comics Galactus is generally shown as like 30 foot tall. He's unusually large here.

>>213087693
>swallowed the rage bait again award

>>213085780
>>213086034
>>213086300
>>213087450
oh, right, /tv/ isn't a true redpilled board
allow me to spell it out for you in simple terms
>the original Israelites used to sacrifice babies to the bull demon god Moloch after they adopted Canaanite idolatry practices (as described in the Bible and proven with archaeological evidence such as sites like the Tophet)
>""""conspiracy theorists""""" for a long time have believed jews have continued child sacrifice throughout history
>"secular" jews are some of the strongest proponents for liberal policies such as abortion
>Israel is killing infants in Gaza en masse right now too
>""""conspiracy theorists"""" think Israel engineered 9/11 as a false flag to justify wars in the middle east but also as a mass sacrifice event
>jews are highly represented in positions of power in media, academia etc in American society and generally think of themselves as having contributed a lot to said society

>the Fantastic Four film is directed and written by a jew
>said jew director was also part of the Skull and Bones secret society club when in college - ""conspiracy theorists"" believe said secret society is also involved in things like the Bohemian Grove where child sacrifices are made

>in the plot of the film all of American society is basically run by one small family, the Fantastic Four
>this family is responsible for much of the technological advancements and propaganda media celebrating said FF family like the FF cartoons
>in the film The Thing has some connection to a unambigiously jewish school and visits there (while vaguely dressed and looking like a bearded orthodox jew no less)
>Susan Storm has a baby in the film; she and the FF are presented with the dilemna of Galatcus - the hungry god wearing a horned helmet - wanting the baby
>he is held at bay by the Thing collapsing a Tower (in New York) that makes him fall into a portal

tldr Galactus = Moloch, the FF film is a lampshading knowing work of esoteric jewish art

>>213079684
They have had an FTL....

>>213088493
It was broken when they went around the black hole. They gave the explicit speed of .88x lightspeed. How far is the nearest black hole?

>>213088792
you know space isn't real right? Fucking grow up

>>213071304 (OP)
Wtf is this CGI? This is not even indian level