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do women really fuck guys they work with?
Anonymous No.213073465 >>213073652 >>213073771 >>213075185 >>213079978 >>213080306 >>213087421
>>213073436 (OP)
She was a born again Christian. She would fuck anyone for 2 drinks and a cigarette
Anonymous No.213073525
Well I fucking hope not.
Anonymous No.213073581 >>213073657 >>213075136 >>213082633 >>213086441
Fat people are more likely to have girlfriends and wives, unless theyre extremely fat.
Anonymous No.213073652 >>213082367
>>213073465
kys retard
Anonymous No.213073657 >>213077665
>>213073581
big if true
Anonymous No.213073732
>>213073436 (OP)
Not anymore
Anonymous No.213073771 >>213077403 >>213082367
>>213073465
JIDF's been aggressively getting first posts alot lately. Wonder why
Anonymous No.213075097 >>213077706
>>213073436 (OP)
Yes.
I fucked an HR, receptionist girl and a trainee all in the same company. Still dating the trainee.
The HR got fired for it though lol.
Anonymous No.213075120 >>213075182 >>213075212 >>213078574 >>213082127 >>213082839 >>213086480 >>213086680 >>213086839 >>213089489
I worked at a grocery store and everyone was fucking everyone constantly
Anonymous No.213075136 >>213082811
>>213073581
I was alcoholic fatty and 2 Stacy coworkers were attracted to me. I also got attraction 50+ roasties.

Once I lost the weight and quit booze I lost the sex appeal for some reason.

>women.exe
Anonymous No.213075170
If you spend any time around a woman and you're not ugly/retarded you'll want fuck
Anonymous No.213075182
>>213075120
Is that true? Can you confirm it?
Anonymous No.213075185 >>213077403 >>213078002 >>213082367
>>213073465
Your fervent anti-Christian posting isn't going to make Israel and their Gaza genocide any more popular.
Anonymous No.213075199
>>213073436 (OP)
All the time, everywhere. Most aren't stupid enough to do it at work though
Anonymous No.213075212 >>213076746
>>213075120
Same. I worked at a Walmart and there were like 3 different couples that hooked up and one Indian girl tried really hard to come onto me but she was kind of ugly desu and had no tits
Anonymous No.213075399 >>213075415 >>213075968 >>213075976 >>213076866 >>213078115 >>213078740 >>213078860 >>213080052 >>213080189 >>213084953
>>213073436 (OP)
I've asked one coworker out and she complained because she was 18 and I was 22
Anonymous No.213075415
>>213075399
You sick fuck!
Anonymous No.213075867
When I was a kid working at restaurants and stores people were fucking all the time but in the “professional” world people are more careful because the stakes are higher. They still do but less.
Anonymous No.213075888
>>213073436 (OP)
Yes. It's inevitable, women are just made that way. If you have a wife or gf they literally shouldn't be allowed to leave the house
Anonymous No.213075893
>>213073436 (OP)
Yes, a lot. It's an ongoing discreet type of dynamic
Anonymous No.213075906
>>213073436 (OP)
only horse and dog trainers.
Anonymous No.213075968
>>213075399
Age had nothing to do with it (if you're telling the truth)
Anonymous No.213075976 >>213078188 >>213089083
>>213075399
after 2018? i think that's when everyone started to become obsessed with age gaps. i was with a 19 year old at work when I was 23 and no one cared, but that was before all that shit started. zoomies nowadays would probably call it weird
Anonymous No.213076066 >>213077741
I’ve fucked 2 girls at my work
My first ex joined the company after I left so now I have ex gfs and my current GF in the same building
Anonymous No.213076085
>>213073436 (OP)
Only during a break.
Anonymous No.213076282
>>213073436 (OP)
cause co workers are nearby and they're not really supposed to. also it adds excitement to the thought of work.
Anonymous No.213076722
>>213073436 (OP)
not me
Anonymous No.213076742
>>213073436 (OP)
That's all most of them do and the reason they get hired.
Anonymous No.213076746
>>213075212
Should have bleached her anyway, you'll never have better more kinky sex as a white man than with a mid brown chick
Anonymous No.213076761
I actually got more pussy when I was fat
Anonymous No.213076811
>>213073436 (OP)
Yes. Especially if you are in a confined space together and not supervised, some kind of fling is basically guaranteed. I used to work in a pretty small office with multiple women, and I ended up hooking up with half of them over the years. Basically if you have to spend time with someone of the opposite sex long enough, you develop feelings for them unless they’re truly repulsive.
Anonymous No.213076866 >>213077935
>>213075399
Anonymous No.213077266
>>213073436 (OP)
Wagefag here. Yes. Even if they’re married there’s like some sort of excitement to it. Sometimes you can tell by body language who’s fucking on the down low.
Anonymous No.213077271 >>213077607 >>213080981
Man you guys are lucky. When I used to come on here regularly about ten years ago, basically everyone was a virgin. Wish I had your luck.
Anonymous No.213077403 >>213078241
>>213073771
>>213075185
He's not entirely wrong, more likely a scathing indictment of women than of Christians. The "reformed" whore who is too old to whore around and puts a lowercase t around her neck to try and snag some unsuspecting church husband is a pretty common archetype of woman.

Also I denounce the Talmud.
Anonymous No.213077427
>>213073436 (OP)
Most people don't, but you only hear about it when they do.
Anonymous No.213077470 >>213077634 >>213077679 >>213077916 >>213078268 >>213079783 >>213080206 >>213081135 >>213084779 >>213085269
Since /tv/ is normalfag central I'm just gonna ask here

Big workplace. Crossed eyes with cute girl and she smiled. What's the next step bros?
Anonymous No.213077542
>>213073436 (OP)
no, but they do get fucked by the guys they work with
Anonymous No.213077566
>>213073436 (OP)
Yeah but you shouldn't fuck bitches from work, trust me. Every little detail is going to come out, and if it all goes south the work environment is going to become unlivable.
Anonymous No.213077607 >>213077618
>>213077271
luck has nothing to do with it
Anonymous No.213077618 >>213086964
>>213077607
Only a lucky guy would say that
Anonymous No.213077634 >>213086323
>>213077470
Casual approach. Anything except for actually chatting her up. Let it unfold as a friendship but add some spice to it. When the moment comes: seize it. Invite for coffee or ice cream. Be discreet.
Anonymous No.213077665
>>213073657
hah
Anonymous No.213077667 >>213082603
My boss at Kay Bee Toys offered to let me smell his fingers after he finger-banged his wife in the parking lot.
Anonymous No.213077679 >>213078265 >>213078932
>>213077470
smashcut to sex, obviously
Anonymous No.213077683 >>213078394
>>213073436 (OP)
pedro pascal and vanessa kirby every time he has anxiety
Anonymous No.213077706 >>213079783
>>213075097
How the fuck did you not get shit canned with HR girl?
Anonymous No.213077741 >>213079948
>>213076066
So? Didn't you just say you left anyway?
Anonymous No.213077748
>>213073436 (OP)
I've fucked plenty of women i've worked with, currently working on one at the moment.
Anonymous No.213077757
It's hard to imagine how attractive women would've been in the distant past.
Anonymous No.213077896
>>213073436 (OP)
Yes, just not me
Anonymous No.213077905
>>213073436 (OP)
They fuck powerfull New Jersy mob bosses, yeah
Anonymous No.213077916
>>213077470
Go over to her cube and loudly demand sex
Anonymous No.213077935
>>213076866
Because of the lighting it looks like the man in the blue shirt has a really long droopy nose with a square bit at the tip, like some kind of discount star trek alien.
Anonymous No.213077969
>>213073436 (OP)
>"Oh Vanessa, I have major anxiety. Please help."
Anonymous No.213078002 >>213078053 >>213078139 >>213078391 >>213078561
>>213075185
No one cares about Gaza, retard.
Anonymous No.213078018
>>213073436 (OP)
They don't. They only do it, because it's in the script in the Sopranos
Anonymous No.213078053 >>213078259
>>213078002
I care about Gaza, i like that they murder jews. Make israel palestine again
Anonymous No.213078077 >>213078643 >>213083454 >>213087274
Top Jobs where everyone fucks everyone

>Stewardess/flight crew
>hotel business
>nurses
>bouncer and club staff
>women in armed forces
>Cruise ship crews
Anonymous No.213078115
>>213075399
>she was 18 and I was 22
Ew. Where's your shame?
Anonymous No.213078139
>>213078002
Normies do. You can't pretend you were holocausted if you're willing to cruely holocaust another group of people you've subjugated. It cancels the other out.
Anonymous No.213078155
>>213073436 (OP)
how do you think they get promotions?
Anonymous No.213078188 >>213078317 >>213078345 >>213078416
>>213075976
It's not zoomers who have a problem with age gaps, it's almost entirely millennial women, mostly cause they're all in their 30's now or older
Anonymous No.213078205
>>213073436 (OP)
Yes? I swear, people are getting stupider. Y'all need to stop putting women on this pedestal like they're above anyone.
Anonymous No.213078241
>>213077403
Far better than to suicide.
Anonymous No.213078259 >>213078385
>>213078053
I can't decide if I hate jews or mudslimes more, the fact they are killing each other again makes me quite happy. I am upset that I have to pay for it, but hey a win is a win is a win right?
Anonymous No.213078264
>>213073436 (OP)
Yeah you better not let your gf or wife have a male boss.
Anonymous No.213078265
>>213077679
this
Anonymous No.213078268 >>213078932
>>213077470
Next time you make prolonged eye contact, you "create" a cut by blacking out. If you've ever purposefully entered a fugue state, you'll know what I mean. If not, try meditating on it. Anyway, if you manage to create a cut after looking into her eyes for around 4-5 seconds, by the time you come to you'll be having sex. The key is that you two don't say anything during the eye contact. Try it and report back in the next thread, I'll be there.
Anonymous No.213078279
Yeah obviously.
Anonymous No.213078317 >>213078507 >>213078699 >>213079106
>>213078188
Nah zoomers definitely care about age gaps now. Theyre just as neurotic about it as aged out women
Anonymous No.213078345 >>213078392 >>213078412
>>213078188
Why don't they simply fuck younger guys to get even? Are they stupid?
Anonymous No.213078385
>>213078259
Muslims are in Europe and the US because of jews. Kosher conservatives will only blame muslims.
Anonymous No.213078391
>>213078002
the self hating white cucks the jews created and the smelly brown people they imported do
Anonymous No.213078392 >>213078447
>>213078345
younger men will fuck them but they won't really date them
Anonymous No.213078394
>>213077683
Scrolling just to see this commentary
Anonymous No.213078412
>>213078345
They do anon, but that doesn't stop them seething because the young guys don't have money to spend on them, the older guys do have money so they're mad that those guys aren't spending that money on them
Anonymous No.213078416 >>213079615
>>213078188
zoomer men do because all their women are getting fucked by older guys
Anonymous No.213078447
>>213078392
I would date them though. Any 30+ women ITT, leave you email address below
Anonymous No.213078507
>>213078317
Not in my experience, dated a 19 year old last year for a bit
Anonymous No.213078529
I teach languages privately, should I ask my student out?
Anonymous No.213078531
People are so autistic these days work is the only place they can find friends let alone romantic partners. You knew someone was a chad at the office when he managed to find his gf outside of work
Anonymous No.213078561 >>213078666
>>213078002
This board is infested by brown retards unfortunately.
Anonymous No.213078574
>>213075120
I worked at a grocery for 5 years and only saw a couple of relationships happen
Anonymous No.213078643 >>213078665
>>213078077
Aren't make stewards all a bunch of queers though? Also, nurses are more sluts who fuck a lotta dudes in different professions. 100% on barracks bunnies tho
Anonymous No.213078665
>>213078643
*Male stewards
Anonymous No.213078666
>>213078561
Post ur nose, kike
Anonymous No.213078673
https://youtu.be/MrJ9a-pT1IQ?si=eWR541eEMSJeTaCq
Anonymous No.213078699
>>213073436 (OP)
Yeah. She was freshly divorced and six years my senior. Tinder wasn't giving her what she wanted so I did. Ended up in 1,5 year situationship/FwB
Don't try it if you're not ready to quit your job though
>>213078317
I'm 33 and most of my dates are below 25, some were below 20. Sure, some people care, but then again, some don't
Anonymous No.213078740
>>213075399
You're just ugly, socially inconvenient and/or poor
Anonymous No.213078860
>>213075399
She was making excuses. No woman actually cares about that. If you were a chad she would've been on her knees regardless.
Anonymous No.213078932
>>213078268
>>213077679
Kek
Anonymous No.213078943
>>213073436 (OP)
I do
Anonymous No.213079106
>>213078317
Not at all. As many other takes attribute to zoomes, it's a handful of aging, plain women online who do. Also a fringe of gossipy fags. But both those groups are outside the sexual arena because they're unattractive and/or unhinged
Anonymous No.213079199
>>213073436 (OP)
>tfw bad at sex as I've only had it a few times so if a coworker ever made advances on me I'd probably reject her just to avoid awkward sex which she'd later tell everyone else at work about
Anonymous No.213079615
>>213078416
Girls always got fucked by older guys, but zoomers have social media and a political climate that allows for shaming people they don't like. My gf in my teens was too young for me when we started, and guys her age talked a bit but nothing happened because it was the early 00s.
Anonymous No.213079783 >>213082239
>>213077706
I was in the process of being transferred to corporate entity so I guess canceling that would mean more work than necessary for corporate HR

>>213077470
write her on skype/teams, invite her for a smoke/coffee break. Do that couple of times, then ask her out for coffee after work.
Anonymous No.213079837
>>213073436 (OP)
I think about her tits bouncing in this scene as much as I think about him killing Chris.
Anonymous No.213079896
>>213073436 (OP)

Tony got away with it because he is a large and powerful man.
Anonymous No.213079900
>>213073436 (OP)
all the time, work was the first place where i fucked my first milf. i was 22 she was 44
Anonymous No.213079904
>>213073436 (OP)
Me and my friend both fucked a girl from our work. Nearly did a threesome but she backed out. But i have to mention that she is a sex addicted girl that rides horses and without a father. She is quite hot though. Ripped her stockings apart and fucked her on the ground in the garage at our christmas party.
Anonymous No.213079948
>>213077741
Shit sorry I meant after I left her**
So yeah I have my current gf and two ex gfs
Luckily my 2 ex’s work on the same floor and me and my current gf are on a different one
Anonymous No.213079949
Just be yourself bro
Anonymous No.213079978
>>213073465
>These replies
Every single time
Anonymous No.213080052 >>213081117
>>213075399
kys pedo
Anonymous No.213080070 >>213080181 >>213081601
>>213073436 (OP)
Yes. It’s called a work wife. When you are working with someone of the opposite sex for 8+ hours a day, especially if you work well together, a certain sexual tension builds. Then all it takes is a single business trip together and one too many cocktails at the hotel bar before you wind up going back to one another’s rooms. And, unless one of you opens your mouth about it, nobody really has any proof that it happened. Shit man, go to a conference for any white collar profession, it’s a free for all orgy after hours because you are 1000 miles away from your spouses with complete and utter plausible deniability. And everyone is doing it so there’s an unwritten rule that your coworkers turn a blind eye. Mostly because your boss/VP/CFO/etc is also doing it, so to blow up one persons reputation is risking everyone getting called out

>be at conference
>our CFO has his wife out for the evening
>she goes home the second day of the conference
>that night I see our CFO out at a bar with a very handsome young man who he introduces as his “friend”

C-suite is scandalous man.
Anonymous No.213080181
>>213080070
Conferences are even better because you're likely never seeing that person again in your life. A couple nights of intense fucking and your spouse can't do a thing about it
Anonymous No.213080189
>>213075399
You're going to jail
Anonymous No.213080206
>>213077470
Sex with men.
Anonymous No.213080306
>>213073465
kek these trad larpers don’t even know what born again Christians are. They think you’re talking about regular Christians.
Anonymous No.213080489
>>213073436 (OP)
>this thread again
Normalfags will fuck every single one of their co-workers whilst being married and having kids, and not because their co-workers are hot necessarily but because "office intimacy".
To think that the born again christian chick wouldn't 100% fuck her powerful mob boss - boss who has confidence and money is the most blue-eyed thing I think I've ever heard.
Anonymous No.213080981
>>213077271
True, I remember having the same general feeling though it was more 15 years ago than 10. This is something that’s encountered more in confined office spaces so that tends to be the kind of job held more by someone a bit older, in their late 20’s or early 30’s, so that might be it.
Anonymous No.213081117
>>213080052
Can't tell if joking or not anymore, liberals are histrionic pearl clutching faggots that call any woman below the age of 25 a child with no agency.
Anonymous No.213081135
>>213077470
Walking over to her space to talk with her. It helps if you work a job that has a lot of downtime. With a lot of women it’s seriously just about how often you see her and talk to her, doesn’t matter what it is. One time I was sat directly across from this big booty Colombian chick, the kind where when she turned around and walked away you’d have a double take at that brapper swaying from side to side. We’d have to talk occasionally, but it was usually just random daily life things in between work shit. A month later I need to get a ride home so I ask her if she can drop me off and when I step out she had this look in her eyes, so I asked if she wanted to come upstairs and have a snack and drink since the traffic was shit and her city was further down the line. An hour later I’m re-arranging her guts.

In other words, what I’m trying to say is find ways to put yourself around her in a not creepy way. For a lot of women they will form emotional then romantic bonds out of little else than proximity over time.
Anonymous No.213081215
The only job I've ever had was at Hollywood Video 25 years ago. One of the ones with a Game Zone or whatever the fuck it was attached. Everyone in both stores was fucking each other in a rotation. Except for me lol.
Anonymous No.213081381
>>213073436 (OP)
Us NEETS don't have to worry about this sort of thing
Anonymous No.213081451
Anonymous No.213081601 >>213082004
>>213080070
Yup, can confirm. Used to fuck all my coworkers when I worked in logistics, then got a job in finance that was wfh. The instant we all started going back into the office people started forming romances with each other. In this new job I had a gf, so I was actively trying to not fuck my coworkers but it was difficult. I had one specific woman that I talked with often, and eventually she started coming over to my desk and talking out of nowhere, hugging me, doing those little pushes and touches, and going to lunch with me. I kept it cordial before we eventually went back to be wfh again, but if I'd wanted it would have been easy to fuck her. It's just how it is, when you're jammed into a space with mixed sex groups they'll naturally pair off, it's just human nature.
Anonymous No.213082004 >>213082333
>>213081601
Is this an American thing? Never seen it happen in my office jobs, and I don't mean in a "it hasnt happened to me so its not real" but I mean I haven't even seen it happen to other people in my office, which would be easy to see since it's an open pan office
Anonymous No.213082127
>>213075120
This. It amazes me how often people have sex.
Anonymous No.213082239
>>213079783
Why was she fired? It's not like a student teacher relationship
Anonymous No.213082333
>>213082004
It might just be an American thing. It also tends to be more popular in jobs where there is not immediate and direct supervision. My logistics job for example was braindead and had lots of downtime, so it was easy for me to just shoot the shit with women I sat next to, or chat with them on our internal chat. I'm sure it's lessened quite a bit in countries with a more closed off culture, or when you have a supervisor breathing down everyone's necks and reading their chats.
Anonymous No.213082367 >>213083704
>>213073652
>>213073771
>>213075185
fuck you and the jews both
Anonymous No.213082603
>>213077667
That's basically like getting to third base. Congrats anon!
Anonymous No.213082633 >>213082810 >>213082819
>>213073581
But fit told me to be lean
Anonymous No.213082810 >>213083031 >>213083347 >>213083976 >>213084723 >>213086888
>>213082633
This is the most appealing male body to women.
Anonymous No.213082811
>>213075136
Are you tall and white
Anonymous No.213082819 >>213082857
>>213082633
you're not chad if you have a girlfriend or wife
Anonymous No.213082839
>>213075120
Yes it's an incel trait to work retail and not be able to get laid, not that it applies to me or anything
Anonymous No.213082857 >>213083122
>>213082819
I'm not chad regardless
Anonymous No.213083031 >>213083242 >>213083328 >>213083703
>>213082810
I look like that and I have never been in a gym.
Anonymous No.213083122
>>213082857
not with that attitude
Anonymous No.213083242
>>213083031
Doubt it
Anonymous No.213083328
>>213083031
It's all the cum shakes
Anonymous No.213083337
I had acollege girl checking me out at the gym tday
Anonymous No.213083347 >>213084596
>>213082810
the most appealing body to a woman is being tall

asian freaks like skinny twinks (tall)

middle aged and fat women like extremely muscular men (tall)

average women like generically big guys (tall)
Anonymous No.213083454 >>213083584
>>213078077
You forgot kitchens and events. Turns out all hospitality people are sex and drug maniacs, must be the environment. My HR manager threatened me with action because he thought I was fucking the local qt coworker. We would actually just get dinner, smoke weed and watch TV together after work and use my car to save gas. Learned out later she pumped and dumped him as a quick rebound and he was eternally pissed as a result.
>t. Hospitality graduate
Anonymous No.213083584
>>213083454
>she pumped and dumped him as a quick rebound and he was eternally pissed
imagine seething over getting some what a faggot
Anonymous No.213083703 >>213087097
>>213083031
That dude is pretty much the top point of what's achievable natty for a majority of males, so I strongly doubt that.
Anonymous No.213083704 >>213084550
>>213082367
>oh shit I forgot we were larping as "based" atheists!
>f-fuck the jews too!
Anonymous No.213083731
Yes but not you lol. Not even if you had a job.;)
Anonymous No.213083755
>>213073436 (OP)
If they get horny or see an opportunity to get money and advance their career
Anonymous No.213083785 >>213084452
>>213073436 (OP)
I met my wife when we were new hires at the same job and we hit it off instantly and we fucked in a back room office after our first week or something.

We've been together for 7 years
Anonymous No.213083976 >>213085186
>>213082810
This is for gay men. Look at the size of those breasts. Zesty as fuck.
Anonymous No.213084349
Every straight man in a female-dominated field does. I've been fortunate enough to go from teaching to the publishing industry and both times I've had Nightwing-esque luck in being able to bed multiple colleagues and remaining cordial afterwards. At my publishing job there was a Jewess head of HR in her 40s, so literally the final boss of wokeness, and she would constantly stare at me while I was on video calls or editing. I'm a 7/10 /fit/ guy but an office 9/10 and frequently found myself as the only man in meetings. HR lady would step on my direct boss' toes and send me off on sales trips or task me as her personal IT assistant just so she could spend more time with me. All it took was one invite for drinks after work and I got to zip off her skirt and fuck her brains out. After the deed I gave her back the semblance of control and told her I'm concerned I'm playing with my fire with regards to my career and she just said the burner's always on if I want a round 2. Surprisingly fun lady with a bomb horse pussy, wonder how she ended up in HR.
Anonymous No.213084372
Never shit where you eat if you take wherever you work seriously.
Anonymous No.213084452
>>213083785
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.213084463
>>213073436 (OP)
I had the unfortunate circumstance of working with Puerto Ricans as a white gringo. They all wanted me but I was a foolish dweeb at the time and thought workspace romance was for poor people and degenerates.
Anonymous No.213084550
>>213083704
>says the christcuck larper
embarrassed for you
Anonymous No.213084596 >>213085900
>>213083347
I'm 6'2" and literally no woman has ever shown me any attention in my entire life.
Anonymous No.213084695 >>213084860
at my first ever job at a clothing store. i banged a coworker she was married. good times
Anonymous No.213084721
>>213073436 (OP)
Yep I found out two coworkers had sex in the meeting room and I reported it because I was jealous. They lost their jobs. I'm very satisfied.
Anonymous No.213084723 >>213084775 >>213085060
>>213082810
ive got a dad bod similar with just a little more belly fat [and nor roided out] but covered in body hair and i only attract hypersexual twinks
Anonymous No.213084775 >>213084888
>>213084723
That's not a dad bod nigga that's an extremely fit guy on a bulk.
Pic rel is a dad bod.
Anonymous No.213084779
>>213077470
A lighthearted fast cut montage of you two having a family and growing old together seeing new generations be born and have families of their own… later as you lay in bed all old and frail, you are surrounded by your family as you close your eyes as darkness covers your sight
Anonymous No.213084860
>>213084695
also i have a friend who worked as dealer on cruise ships. Told me that was pretty common for coworkers there to fuck. Some where like regular fuck buddy type on relationship on the ship. While at the same time where in relationship irl. Also a lot of the guys fucked hooker when they stop for a few days in thailand and so.
Anonymous No.213084888 >>213084978 >>213085662
>>213084775
They're basically the same other than this one is 50lbs more fat.
Anonymous No.213084953
>>213075399
Lol you must be ugly

I'm 28 and I fuck my 20 year old co-workers
They come onto me I don't even have to really do anything
Anonymous No.213084978
>>213084888
DYEL delusions never cease to amuse me.
Anonymous No.213084997
>give me 10 million dollars
Anonymous No.213085060 >>213085721
>>213084723
i thgouht dad bod was just some muscle but with body fat haha
Anonymous No.213085119
How do I go about asking my coworker if I could suck his dick without being terminated for sexual misconduct?
Anonymous No.213085186 >>213085285
>>213083976
Yeah, gay men famously love breasts.
Anonymous No.213085269
>>213077470
the scenes just supposed to transition to you immediately having sex
Anonymous No.213085285
>>213085186
If it's all about arse why don't gays like a bit of tit?
Anonymous No.213085306
I was a lifeguard for a few years and literally everyone there were fucking each other (except me). Not really surprising when you consider it's mostly fit young people that work as lifeguards .
Anonymous No.213085552 >>213086076 >>213087198
do any fellow oldfags here remember when it was common for retail stores to have layaway? I used to be the only employee trained for layaway and had to keep the storage room clean and organized. One of my bosses was a femme lesbian (but still pretty hot) who always wore loose-fitting sundresses and I would always be polite and ask her about her fiancée, her dog, her new car, etc and I guess she took my old school politeness for sexual interest. Whenever she would close the store in the same shift as mine, she'd let me eat her out in the layaway room and sometimes I swear it would smell like pussy the following morning. She was an absolute basket case, went commando half the time, refused to ever touch my dick, and actually put a small couch on layaway under her own name so she'd have someplace to lie down back there while I went to town on her carpet. All my past girlfriends owe this woman a great deal of thanks.
Anonymous No.213085662
>>213084888
Anon the guy in the first pic is just about the best you will ever get working your ass off every day without taking gear unless you have insanely gifted genetics. The fatass in that picture probably could not bench half of what the other dude can.
Anonymous No.213085721 >>213086393
>>213085060
fags are disgusting
Anonymous No.213085900 >>213086127 >>213086175
>>213084596
You probably have a bad hair style, change it.
If you wear glasses you have programmer glasses, get a stylish pair that makes you go "Yeah I like these" (it will give you a small confidence boost).

Those are really easy fixes btw
Anonymous No.213086076
>>213085552
>layaway
A friend who worked at Kmart said the hags in layaway would basically crawl up the teen wagies' legs lmao

>and actually put a small couch on layaway under her own name so she'd have someplace to lie down back there while I went to town on her
I love it when people do shit like this, always funny to me
Anonymous No.213086127 >>213086280 >>213086336
>>213085900
What are programmer glasses?
Anonymous No.213086175 >>213086878 >>213086902
>>213085900
It can't be my hair because I've been balding since 19 so I just shave it all off.
Anonymous No.213086280 >>213086438
>>213086127
Those UV orange ones that supposedly help with the blue light from staring at a screen all day
Anonymous No.213086323
>>213077634
>Invite for coffee or ice cream.
Super gay plan. She's going to think you are fruity rudy
Anonymous No.213086336 >>213087110
>>213086127
Like these, and they can be more squared off and/or rimless. They're the same basic shape, wide but not tall. They don't flatter anyone's face.
Anonymous No.213086393
>>213085721
SAY THAT TO MY FACE NOT ONLINE SEE WHAT HAPPENS YOU FUCKING NIGGER
Anonymous No.213086438
>>213086280
I have a polarised pair like this for driving. They look sweet and they reduce glare.
Anonymous No.213086441
>>213073581
Maybe in the U.S, but that's because most people are fat.
Anonymous No.213086480 >>213086932
>>213075120
You should see the shit that happens at restaurants
Anonymous No.213086527
Anonymous No.213086680
>>213075120
same. family business
Anonymous No.213086839
>>213075120
Worked at Jewel Osco from 2008-2011. People at the "front end" (baggers, cashiers, customer service desk) were fairly promiscuous. I heard one girl fucked a mid level manager in the freezer. Same mid manager was a short fat bald guy who maxxed out his charisma stat and sometimes fucked women well above his station. Cute hispanic girl at the service desk started fucking the black store manager, so he transferred to another store to avoid conflict of interest. He dumped her for a new bitch at his new store lol. One cashier, semi-cute young little hispanic woman, was hitting on me pretty hard for a while. Got a bad feeling about it. Found out she was a massive hoe who fucked through the guys up at the front and was looking to conquer the dry grocery guys (me) next. I know young people who work there now and they say it's not like that now. I'm sure people still fuck around, but it seems to be less common now.

Anyway retail is basically high school for people who don't mentally age beyond high school. I don't even recommend it as a summer job.
Anonymous No.213086878
>>213086175
Grim
Anonymous No.213086888
>>213082810
This is "shredded" by American standards. Looks good regardless.
Anonymous No.213086902
>>213086175
It's fine, better than being in denial
Anonymous No.213086932
>>213086480
I've heard stories. Guy told me he was a line cook and they nicknamed one waitress "Gangbang" because everyone knew she got gangbanged lmao.
Anonymous No.213086964
>>213077618
Have you tried benching 200 you fat fuck
Anonymous No.213087097
>>213083703
He's absolutely armmaxxed, but he could probably still add "torso" mass (abs, obliques, maybe some pecs, and traps/posterior chain) and I'd bet the legs could still add mass
Anonymous No.213087110 >>213088201
>>213086336
Nta but these are mine. Thoughts? I wish I'd gone with smaller lenses.
Anonymous No.213087198
>>213085552
I remember layaway at WalMart, but I was very young, maybe 5-6.
Anonymous No.213087212 >>213087545 >>213087577 >>213087896
so incels should just work at a restaurant or become a bartender if they want to get laid?
Anonymous No.213087274
>>213078077
>bouncer and club staff
Nah
The only one who fucks is the barista
Anonymous No.213087379 >>213087399 >>213087545 >>213087697 >>213087823 >>213088524
am I ugly if I work a job where most of my coworkers are women around my age and not one of them has shown even an iota of interest in me?
Anonymous No.213087399
>>213087379
maybe you're just fat or come across as a sperg
Anonymous No.213087421
>>213073465
This really ticked off the fundies good work
Anonymous No.213087446
>>213073436 (OP)
>do women really fuck guys they work with?
Almost exclusively they do, at least when cheating. And most women cheat.
Anonymous No.213087545
>>213087212
Retail and restaurants are good for breaking the ice and getting accustomed to dealing with people if you need help with that. Don't count on getting cunt though.
>>213087379
Age? You may or may not, in fact, actually be ugly. But to many women a guy who is just "not hot" effectively gets him filed under "ugly."
Anonymous No.213087577
>>213087212
No, because both of those positions generally don't have a lot of private interaction. The best place would be a white-collar office job at some mid-level firm doing data entry of some sort. The more quiet time in close proximity to others, the more people will end up fucking each other.
Anonymous No.213087697
>>213087379
Possibly not, it depends on if you're new or something. When I was getting laid at my office job, we had a new guy that joined who was really laid back, and by no means ugly. But he didn't get a lot of attention from the ladies since they already had someone in the office they were chasing. He didn't seem to care, but I dunno if he took it home with him or something.
Anonymous No.213087823
>>213087379
Only Stacies "show interest" in men, and then only in the top 10% luckchads. For normal people-scenarios you have to make them show interest. Unveil potential interest by smiling and greeting them, don't try to play cool and stoic. If there's one thing women want it's attention.
Anonymous No.213087896 >>213088023 >>213088507
>>213087212
Incels don't want to get laid, they want a partner
Anonymous No.213088023 >>213088507
>>213087896
I don't know how this escapes people. If they just wanted to fuck, they'd get a hooker. They don't. Therefore it must be something else.
Anonymous No.213088059
>>213073436 (OP)
Yes.
Anonymous No.213088201
>>213087110
Yeah those are bad. They don't do anything flattering for a man. I think people choose them because they look innocuous and "don't stand out," but they have the opposite effect.

Go to a store and try some on, don't be afraid to try things you think would look terrible, I've found the opposite to happen a fair mount of time. If you don't have insurance, just try them on in the store, take pics of the ones you like, and find similar frames online. Some online places have "try before you buy" programs too.
Anonymous No.213088227
>>213073436 (OP)
if they can gain something from it, yes
Anonymous No.213088277
>>213073436 (OP)
all the time
Anonymous No.213088299
>>213073436 (OP)
I worked retail but it was a small business so I only had one foid coworker and she had a boyfriend. I'd flirt with her abd she's find excuses to press her tits into me but she never let me go further.
Anonymous No.213088395
>>213073436 (OP)
People in my office barely talk let alone fuck since theres so many managers around at all times
Anonymous No.213088507 >>213089778
>>213087896
>>213088023
they also want someone who is not hideous or obese. i dont know how people dont realize that most sex havers are disgusting pigs and their advice is useless to people who have standards.
Anonymous No.213088524
>>213087379
>am I ugly
Are you lean and muscular?
If yes, you failed genetics
If no, you're just an unmotivated loser
Anonymous No.213088526
>Starbucks
Store cams only face entrance and the registers, so it was pretty easy.

Used to close Friday's and Open Saturdays (a shift I could do in my early 20s that would destroy me now. We would get drunk as shit at a couple of local bars and party with FIDI people who would move up. By morning, we'd just hang out in the back or attic of the place and toss back Modelos. I got blown a bunch of times from coworkers or girls we brought back in the bar.

It was perfect, because then when the shift starts (our store was always dead on Saturday), we'd just eat a bunch of the sandwiches and had coffee to get us through until the people who came in at 11 took over.
Anonymous No.213089083 >>213089177
>>213075976
I'm a 38 year old bartender. My gf is a waitress and she's 24. Almost all my coworkers are zoomies. No one gives a fuck. It's just a small minority online that are loud. Her best friend is like 20 and she thinks it's cute. Lots of drunk female customers have also had surprisingly kind words....granted I'm pretty good looking though
Anonymous No.213089177 >>213089457
>>213089083
If you were good looking you wouldn't need a gf, you'd just be hooking up.
Girlfriends are for guys that aren't attractive enough to sleep around.
Anonymous No.213089457 >>213089518
>>213089177
I'm a 38 year old bartender (in Hawaii) dude. It's been a good ride but I'm definitely ready to hang up the spurs. And this girl is way younger than me, smoking hot and actually just a total sweetheart. I'm ready to wife her up.
Anonymous No.213089489
>>213075120
except you, right?
Anonymous No.213089518 >>213089580
>>213089457
She doesn't want to be wifed up until she's 38.
Anonymous No.213089580
>>213089518
Who gives a fuck what she wants she's a woman.
Anonymous No.213089778
>>213088507
Most of the cute girls you've ever liked have been these normies and done lewd shit with their coworkers