do women really fuck guys they work with?
>>213073436 (OP)She was a born again Christian. She would fuck anyone for 2 drinks and a cigarette
Fat people are more likely to have girlfriends and wives, unless theyre extremely fat.
>>213073465JIDF's been aggressively getting first posts alot lately. Wonder why
>>213073436 (OP)Yes.
I fucked an HR, receptionist girl and a trainee all in the same company. Still dating the trainee.
The HR got fired for it though lol.
I worked at a grocery store and everyone was fucking everyone constantly
>>213073581I was alcoholic fatty and 2 Stacy coworkers were attracted to me. I also got attraction 50+ roasties.
Once I lost the weight and quit booze I lost the sex appeal for some reason.
>women.exe
If you spend any time around a woman and you're not ugly/retarded you'll want fuck
>>213075120Is that true? Can you confirm it?
>>213073465Your fervent anti-Christian posting isn't going to make Israel and their Gaza genocide any more popular.
>>213073436 (OP)All the time, everywhere. Most aren't stupid enough to do it at work though
>>213075120Same. I worked at a Walmart and there were like 3 different couples that hooked up and one Indian girl tried really hard to come onto me but she was kind of ugly desu and had no tits
>>213073436 (OP)I've asked one coworker out and she complained because she was 18 and I was 22
>>213075399You sick fuck!
When I was a kid working at restaurants and stores people were fucking all the time but in the “professional” world people are more careful because the stakes are higher. They still do but less.
>>213073436 (OP)Yes. It's inevitable, women are just made that way. If you have a wife or gf they literally shouldn't be allowed to leave the house
>>213073436 (OP)Yes, a lot. It's an ongoing discreet type of dynamic
>>213073436 (OP)only horse and dog trainers.
>>213075399Age had nothing to do with it (if you're telling the truth)
>>213075399after 2018? i think that's when everyone started to become obsessed with age gaps. i was with a 19 year old at work when I was 23 and no one cared, but that was before all that shit started. zoomies nowadays would probably call it weird
I’ve fucked 2 girls at my work
My first ex joined the company after I left so now I have ex gfs and my current GF in the same building
>>213073436 (OP)Only during a break.
>>213073436 (OP)cause co workers are nearby and they're not really supposed to. also it adds excitement to the thought of work.
>>213073436 (OP) That's all most of them do and the reason they get hired.
>>213075212Should have bleached her anyway, you'll never have better more kinky sex as a white man than with a mid brown chick
I actually got more pussy when I was fat
>>213073436 (OP)Yes. Especially if you are in a confined space together and not supervised, some kind of fling is basically guaranteed. I used to work in a pretty small office with multiple women, and I ended up hooking up with half of them over the years. Basically if you have to spend time with someone of the opposite sex long enough, you develop feelings for them unless they’re truly repulsive.
>>213073436 (OP)Wagefag here. Yes. Even if they’re married there’s like some sort of excitement to it. Sometimes you can tell by body language who’s fucking on the down low.
Man you guys are lucky. When I used to come on here regularly about ten years ago, basically everyone was a virgin. Wish I had your luck.
>>213073771>>213075185He's not entirely wrong, more likely a scathing indictment of women than of Christians. The "reformed" whore who is too old to whore around and puts a lowercase t around her neck to try and snag some unsuspecting church husband is a pretty common archetype of woman.
Also I denounce the Talmud.
>>213073436 (OP)Most people don't, but you only hear about it when they do.
Since /tv/ is normalfag central I'm just gonna ask here
Big workplace. Crossed eyes with cute girl and she smiled. What's the next step bros?
>>213073436 (OP)no, but they do get fucked by the guys they work with
>>213073436 (OP)Yeah but you shouldn't fuck bitches from work, trust me. Every little detail is going to come out, and if it all goes south the work environment is going to become unlivable.
>>213077271luck has nothing to do with it
>>213077607Only a lucky guy would say that
>>213077470Casual approach. Anything except for actually chatting her up. Let it unfold as a friendship but add some spice to it. When the moment comes: seize it. Invite for coffee or ice cream. Be discreet.
My boss at Kay Bee Toys offered to let me smell his fingers after he finger-banged his wife in the parking lot.
>>213077470smashcut to sex, obviously
>>213073436 (OP)pedro pascal and vanessa kirby every time he has anxiety
>>213075097How the fuck did you not get shit canned with HR girl?
>>213076066So? Didn't you just say you left anyway?
>>213073436 (OP)I've fucked plenty of women i've worked with, currently working on one at the moment.
It's hard to imagine how attractive women would've been in the distant past.
>>213073436 (OP)Yes, just not me
>>213073436 (OP)They fuck powerfull New Jersy mob bosses, yeah
>>213077470Go over to her cube and loudly demand sex
>>213076866Because of the lighting it looks like the man in the blue shirt has a really long droopy nose with a square bit at the tip, like some kind of discount star trek alien.
>>213073436 (OP)>"Oh Vanessa, I have major anxiety. Please help."
>>213075185No one cares about Gaza, retard.
>>213073436 (OP)They don't. They only do it, because it's in the script in the Sopranos
>>213078002I care about Gaza, i like that they murder jews. Make israel palestine again
Top Jobs where everyone fucks everyone
>Stewardess/flight crew
>hotel business
>nurses
>bouncer and club staff
>women in armed forces
>Cruise ship crews
>>213075399>she was 18 and I was 22Ew. Where's your shame?
>>213078002Normies do. You can't pretend you were holocausted if you're willing to cruely holocaust another group of people you've subjugated. It cancels the other out.
>>213073436 (OP)how do you think they get promotions?
>>213075976It's not zoomers who have a problem with age gaps, it's almost entirely millennial women, mostly cause they're all in their 30's now or older
>>213073436 (OP)Yes? I swear, people are getting stupider. Y'all need to stop putting women on this pedestal like they're above anyone.
>>213077403Far better than to suicide.
>>213078053I can't decide if I hate jews or mudslimes more, the fact they are killing each other again makes me quite happy. I am upset that I have to pay for it, but hey a win is a win is a win right?
>>213073436 (OP)Yeah you better not let your gf or wife have a male boss.
>>213077470Next time you make prolonged eye contact, you "create" a cut by blacking out. If you've ever purposefully entered a fugue state, you'll know what I mean. If not, try meditating on it. Anyway, if you manage to create a cut after looking into her eyes for around 4-5 seconds, by the time you come to you'll be having sex. The key is that you two don't say anything during the eye contact. Try it and report back in the next thread, I'll be there.
>>213078188Nah zoomers definitely care about age gaps now. Theyre just as neurotic about it as aged out women
>>213078188Why don't they simply fuck younger guys to get even? Are they stupid?
>>213078259Muslims are in Europe and the US because of jews. Kosher conservatives will only blame muslims.
>>213078002the self hating white cucks the jews created and the smelly brown people they imported do
>>213078345younger men will fuck them but they won't really date them
>>213077683Scrolling just to see this commentary
>>213078345They do anon, but that doesn't stop them seething because the young guys don't have money to spend on them, the older guys do have money so they're mad that those guys aren't spending that money on them
>>213078188zoomer men do because all their women are getting fucked by older guys
>>213078392I would date them though. Any 30+ women ITT, leave you email address below
>>213078317Not in my experience, dated a 19 year old last year for a bit
I teach languages privately, should I ask my student out?
People are so autistic these days work is the only place they can find friends let alone romantic partners. You knew someone was a chad at the office when he managed to find his gf outside of work
>>213078002This board is infested by brown retards unfortunately.
>>213075120I worked at a grocery for 5 years and only saw a couple of relationships happen
>>213078077Aren't make stewards all a bunch of queers though? Also, nurses are more sluts who fuck a lotta dudes in different professions. 100% on barracks bunnies tho
>>213078643*Male stewards
>>213078561Post ur nose, kike
https://youtu.be/MrJ9a-pT1IQ?si=eWR541eEMSJeTaCq
>>213073436 (OP)Yeah. She was freshly divorced and six years my senior. Tinder wasn't giving her what she wanted so I did. Ended up in 1,5 year situationship/FwB
Don't try it if you're not ready to quit your job though
>>213078317I'm 33 and most of my dates are below 25, some were below 20. Sure, some people care, but then again, some don't
>>213075399You're just ugly, socially inconvenient and/or poor
>>213075399She was making excuses. No woman actually cares about that. If you were a chad she would've been on her knees regardless.
>>213078317Not at all. As many other takes attribute to zoomes, it's a handful of aging, plain women online who do. Also a fringe of gossipy fags. But both those groups are outside the sexual arena because they're unattractive and/or unhinged
>>213073436 (OP)>tfw bad at sex as I've only had it a few times so if a coworker ever made advances on me I'd probably reject her just to avoid awkward sex which she'd later tell everyone else at work about
>>213078416Girls always got fucked by older guys, but zoomers have social media and a political climate that allows for shaming people they don't like. My gf in my teens was too young for me when we started, and guys her age talked a bit but nothing happened because it was the early 00s.
>>213077706I was in the process of being transferred to corporate entity so I guess canceling that would mean more work than necessary for corporate HR
>>213077470write her on skype/teams, invite her for a smoke/coffee break. Do that couple of times, then ask her out for coffee after work.
>>213073436 (OP)I think about her tits bouncing in this scene as much as I think about him killing Chris.
>>213073436 (OP)Tony got away with it because he is a large and powerful man.
>>213073436 (OP)all the time, work was the first place where i fucked my first milf. i was 22 she was 44
>>213073436 (OP)Me and my friend both fucked a girl from our work. Nearly did a threesome but she backed out. But i have to mention that she is a sex addicted girl that rides horses and without a father. She is quite hot though. Ripped her stockings apart and fucked her on the ground in the garage at our christmas party.
>>213077741Shit sorry I meant after I left her**
So yeah I have my current gf and two ex gfs
Luckily my 2 ex’s work on the same floor and me and my current gf are on a different one
>>213073465>These repliesEvery single time
>>213073436 (OP)Yes. It’s called a work wife. When you are working with someone of the opposite sex for 8+ hours a day, especially if you work well together, a certain sexual tension builds. Then all it takes is a single business trip together and one too many cocktails at the hotel bar before you wind up going back to one another’s rooms. And, unless one of you opens your mouth about it, nobody really has any proof that it happened. Shit man, go to a conference for any white collar profession, it’s a free for all orgy after hours because you are 1000 miles away from your spouses with complete and utter plausible deniability. And everyone is doing it so there’s an unwritten rule that your coworkers turn a blind eye. Mostly because your boss/VP/CFO/etc is also doing it, so to blow up one persons reputation is risking everyone getting called out
>be at conference>our CFO has his wife out for the evening>she goes home the second day of the conference>that night I see our CFO out at a bar with a very handsome young man who he introduces as his “friend”C-suite is scandalous man.
>>213080070Conferences are even better because you're likely never seeing that person again in your life. A couple nights of intense fucking and your spouse can't do a thing about it
>>213075399You're going to jail
>>213073465kek these trad larpers don’t even know what born again Christians are. They think you’re talking about regular Christians.
>>213073436 (OP)>this thread againNormalfags will fuck every single one of their co-workers whilst being married and having kids, and not because their co-workers are hot necessarily but because "office intimacy".
To think that the born again christian chick wouldn't 100% fuck her powerful mob boss - boss who has confidence and money is the most blue-eyed thing I think I've ever heard.
>>213077271True, I remember having the same general feeling though it was more 15 years ago than 10. This is something that’s encountered more in confined office spaces so that tends to be the kind of job held more by someone a bit older, in their late 20’s or early 30’s, so that might be it.
>>213080052Can't tell if joking or not anymore, liberals are histrionic pearl clutching faggots that call any woman below the age of 25 a child with no agency.
>>213077470Walking over to her space to talk with her. It helps if you work a job that has a lot of downtime. With a lot of women it’s seriously just about how often you see her and talk to her, doesn’t matter what it is. One time I was sat directly across from this big booty Colombian chick, the kind where when she turned around and walked away you’d have a double take at that brapper swaying from side to side. We’d have to talk occasionally, but it was usually just random daily life things in between work shit. A month later I need to get a ride home so I ask her if she can drop me off and when I step out she had this look in her eyes, so I asked if she wanted to come upstairs and have a snack and drink since the traffic was shit and her city was further down the line. An hour later I’m re-arranging her guts.
In other words, what I’m trying to say is find ways to put yourself around her in a not creepy way. For a lot of women they will form emotional then romantic bonds out of little else than proximity over time.
The only job I've ever had was at Hollywood Video 25 years ago. One of the ones with a Game Zone or whatever the fuck it was attached. Everyone in both stores was fucking each other in a rotation. Except for me lol.
>>213073436 (OP)Us NEETS don't have to worry about this sort of thing
>>213080070Yup, can confirm. Used to fuck all my coworkers when I worked in logistics, then got a job in finance that was wfh. The instant we all started going back into the office people started forming romances with each other. In this new job I had a gf, so I was actively trying to not fuck my coworkers but it was difficult. I had one specific woman that I talked with often, and eventually she started coming over to my desk and talking out of nowhere, hugging me, doing those little pushes and touches, and going to lunch with me. I kept it cordial before we eventually went back to be wfh again, but if I'd wanted it would have been easy to fuck her. It's just how it is, when you're jammed into a space with mixed sex groups they'll naturally pair off, it's just human nature.
>>213081601Is this an American thing? Never seen it happen in my office jobs, and I don't mean in a "it hasnt happened to me so its not real" but I mean I haven't even seen it happen to other people in my office, which would be easy to see since it's an open pan office
>>213075120This. It amazes me how often people have sex.
>>213079783Why was she fired? It's not like a student teacher relationship
>>213082004It might just be an American thing. It also tends to be more popular in jobs where there is not immediate and direct supervision. My logistics job for example was braindead and had lots of downtime, so it was easy for me to just shoot the shit with women I sat next to, or chat with them on our internal chat. I'm sure it's lessened quite a bit in countries with a more closed off culture, or when you have a supervisor breathing down everyone's necks and reading their chats.
>>213077667That's basically like getting to third base. Congrats anon!
>>213073581But fit told me to be lean
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>>213082633This is the most appealing male body to women.
>>213075136Are you tall and white
>>213082633you're not chad if you have a girlfriend or wife
>>213075120Yes it's an incel trait to work retail and not be able to get laid, not that it applies to me or anything
>>213082819I'm not chad regardless
>>213082810I look like that and I have never been in a gym.
>>213082857not with that attitude
>>213083031It's all the cum shakes
I had acollege girl checking me out at the gym tday
>>213082810the most appealing body to a woman is being tall
asian freaks like skinny twinks (tall)
middle aged and fat women like extremely muscular men (tall)
average women like generically big guys (tall)
>>213078077You forgot kitchens and events. Turns out all hospitality people are sex and drug maniacs, must be the environment. My HR manager threatened me with action because he thought I was fucking the local qt coworker. We would actually just get dinner, smoke weed and watch TV together after work and use my car to save gas. Learned out later she pumped and dumped him as a quick rebound and he was eternally pissed as a result.
>t. Hospitality graduate
>>213083454>she pumped and dumped him as a quick rebound and he was eternally pissedimagine seething over getting some what a faggot
>>213083031That dude is pretty much the top point of what's achievable natty for a majority of males, so I strongly doubt that.
>>213082367>oh shit I forgot we were larping as "based" atheists!>f-fuck the jews too!
Yes but not you lol. Not even if you had a job.;)
>>213073436 (OP)If they get horny or see an opportunity to get money and advance their career
>>213073436 (OP)I met my wife when we were new hires at the same job and we hit it off instantly and we fucked in a back room office after our first week or something.
We've been together for 7 years
>>213082810This is for gay men. Look at the size of those breasts. Zesty as fuck.
Every straight man in a female-dominated field does. I've been fortunate enough to go from teaching to the publishing industry and both times I've had Nightwing-esque luck in being able to bed multiple colleagues and remaining cordial afterwards. At my publishing job there was a Jewess head of HR in her 40s, so literally the final boss of wokeness, and she would constantly stare at me while I was on video calls or editing. I'm a 7/10 /fit/ guy but an office 9/10 and frequently found myself as the only man in meetings. HR lady would step on my direct boss' toes and send me off on sales trips or task me as her personal IT assistant just so she could spend more time with me. All it took was one invite for drinks after work and I got to zip off her skirt and fuck her brains out. After the deed I gave her back the semblance of control and told her I'm concerned I'm playing with my fire with regards to my career and she just said the burner's always on if I want a round 2. Surprisingly fun lady with a bomb horse pussy, wonder how she ended up in HR.
Never shit where you eat if you take wherever you work seriously.
>>213083785NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEE
>>213073436 (OP)I had the unfortunate circumstance of working with Puerto Ricans as a white gringo. They all wanted me but I was a foolish dweeb at the time and thought workspace romance was for poor people and degenerates.
>>213083704>says the christcuck larperembarrassed for you
>>213083347I'm 6'2" and literally no woman has ever shown me any attention in my entire life.
at my first ever job at a clothing store. i banged a coworker she was married. good times
>>213073436 (OP)Yep I found out two coworkers had sex in the meeting room and I reported it because I was jealous. They lost their jobs. I'm very satisfied.
>>213082810ive got a dad bod similar with just a little more belly fat [and nor roided out] but covered in body hair and i only attract hypersexual twinks
>>213084723That's not a dad bod nigga that's an extremely fit guy on a bulk.
Pic rel is a dad bod.
>>213077470A lighthearted fast cut montage of you two having a family and growing old together seeing new generations be born and have families of their own… later as you lay in bed all old and frail, you are surrounded by your family as you close your eyes as darkness covers your sight
>>213084695also i have a friend who worked as dealer on cruise ships. Told me that was pretty common for coworkers there to fuck. Some where like regular fuck buddy type on relationship on the ship. While at the same time where in relationship irl. Also a lot of the guys fucked hooker when they stop for a few days in thailand and so.
>>213084775They're basically the same other than this one is 50lbs more fat.
>>213075399Lol you must be ugly
I'm 28 and I fuck my 20 year old co-workers
They come onto me I don't even have to really do anything
>>213084888DYEL delusions never cease to amuse me.
>give me 10 million dollars
>>213084723i thgouht dad bod was just some muscle but with body fat haha
How do I go about asking my coworker if I could suck his dick without being terminated for sexual misconduct?
>>213083976Yeah, gay men famously love breasts.
>>213077470the scenes just supposed to transition to you immediately having sex
>>213085186If it's all about arse why don't gays like a bit of tit?
I was a lifeguard for a few years and literally everyone there were fucking each other (except me). Not really surprising when you consider it's mostly fit young people that work as lifeguards .
do any fellow oldfags here remember when it was common for retail stores to have layaway? I used to be the only employee trained for layaway and had to keep the storage room clean and organized. One of my bosses was a femme lesbian (but still pretty hot) who always wore loose-fitting sundresses and I would always be polite and ask her about her fiancée, her dog, her new car, etc and I guess she took my old school politeness for sexual interest. Whenever she would close the store in the same shift as mine, she'd let me eat her out in the layaway room and sometimes I swear it would smell like pussy the following morning. She was an absolute basket case, went commando half the time, refused to ever touch my dick, and actually put a small couch on layaway under her own name so she'd have someplace to lie down back there while I went to town on her carpet. All my past girlfriends owe this woman a great deal of thanks.
>>213084888Anon the guy in the first pic is just about the best you will ever get working your ass off every day without taking gear unless you have insanely gifted genetics. The fatass in that picture probably could not bench half of what the other dude can.
>>213085060fags are disgusting
>>213084596You probably have a bad hair style, change it.
If you wear glasses you have programmer glasses, get a stylish pair that makes you go "Yeah I like these" (it will give you a small confidence boost).
Those are really easy fixes btw
>>213085552>layawayA friend who worked at Kmart said the hags in layaway would basically crawl up the teen wagies' legs lmao
>and actually put a small couch on layaway under her own name so she'd have someplace to lie down back there while I went to town on herI love it when people do shit like this, always funny to me
>>213085900What are programmer glasses?
>>213085900It can't be my hair because I've been balding since 19 so I just shave it all off.
>>213086127Those UV orange ones that supposedly help with the blue light from staring at a screen all day
>>213077634>Invite for coffee or ice cream.Super gay plan. She's going to think you are fruity rudy
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>>213086127Like these, and they can be more squared off and/or rimless. They're the same basic shape, wide but not tall. They don't flatter anyone's face.
>>213085721SAY THAT TO MY FACE NOT ONLINE SEE WHAT HAPPENS YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>213086280I have a polarised pair like this for driving. They look sweet and they reduce glare.
>>213073581Maybe in the U.S, but that's because most people are fat.
>>213075120You should see the shit that happens at restaurants
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>>213075120same. family business
>>213075120Worked at Jewel Osco from 2008-2011. People at the "front end" (baggers, cashiers, customer service desk) were fairly promiscuous. I heard one girl fucked a mid level manager in the freezer. Same mid manager was a short fat bald guy who maxxed out his charisma stat and sometimes fucked women well above his station. Cute hispanic girl at the service desk started fucking the black store manager, so he transferred to another store to avoid conflict of interest. He dumped her for a new bitch at his new store lol. One cashier, semi-cute young little hispanic woman, was hitting on me pretty hard for a while. Got a bad feeling about it. Found out she was a massive hoe who fucked through the guys up at the front and was looking to conquer the dry grocery guys (me) next. I know young people who work there now and they say it's not like that now. I'm sure people still fuck around, but it seems to be less common now.
Anyway retail is basically high school for people who don't mentally age beyond high school. I don't even recommend it as a summer job.
>>213082810This is "shredded" by American standards. Looks good regardless.
>>213086175It's fine, better than being in denial
>>213086480I've heard stories. Guy told me he was a line cook and they nicknamed one waitress "Gangbang" because everyone knew she got gangbanged lmao.
>>213077618Have you tried benching 200 you fat fuck
>>213083703He's absolutely armmaxxed, but he could probably still add "torso" mass (abs, obliques, maybe some pecs, and traps/posterior chain) and I'd bet the legs could still add mass
>>213086336Nta but these are mine. Thoughts? I wish I'd gone with smaller lenses.
>>213085552I remember layaway at WalMart, but I was very young, maybe 5-6.
so incels should just work at a restaurant or become a bartender if they want to get laid?
>>213078077>bouncer and club staffNah
The only one who fucks is the barista
am I ugly if I work a job where most of my coworkers are women around my age and not one of them has shown even an iota of interest in me?
>>213087379maybe you're just fat or come across as a sperg
>>213073465This really ticked off the fundies good work
>>213073436 (OP)>do women really fuck guys they work with?Almost exclusively they do, at least when cheating. And most women cheat.
>>213087212Retail and restaurants are good for breaking the ice and getting accustomed to dealing with people if you need help with that. Don't count on getting cunt though.
>>213087379Age? You may or may not, in fact, actually be ugly. But to many women a guy who is just "not hot" effectively gets him filed under "ugly."
>>213087212No, because both of those positions generally don't have a lot of private interaction. The best place would be a white-collar office job at some mid-level firm doing data entry of some sort. The more quiet time in close proximity to others, the more people will end up fucking each other.
>>213087379Possibly not, it depends on if you're new or something. When I was getting laid at my office job, we had a new guy that joined who was really laid back, and by no means ugly. But he didn't get a lot of attention from the ladies since they already had someone in the office they were chasing. He didn't seem to care, but I dunno if he took it home with him or something.
>>213087379Only Stacies "show interest" in men, and then only in the top 10% luckchads. For normal people-scenarios you have to make them show interest. Unveil potential interest by smiling and greeting them, don't try to play cool and stoic. If there's one thing women want it's attention.
>>213087212Incels don't want to get laid, they want a partner
>>213087896I don't know how this escapes people. If they just wanted to fuck, they'd get a hooker. They don't. Therefore it must be something else.
>>213087110Yeah those are bad. They don't do anything flattering for a man. I think people choose them because they look innocuous and "don't stand out," but they have the opposite effect.
Go to a store and try some on, don't be afraid to try things you think would look terrible, I've found the opposite to happen a fair mount of time. If you don't have insurance, just try them on in the store, take pics of the ones you like, and find similar frames online. Some online places have "try before you buy" programs too.
>>213073436 (OP)if they can gain something from it, yes
>>213073436 (OP)I worked retail but it was a small business so I only had one foid coworker and she had a boyfriend. I'd flirt with her abd she's find excuses to press her tits into me but she never let me go further.
>>213073436 (OP)People in my office barely talk let alone fuck since theres so many managers around at all times
>>213087896>>213088023they also want someone who is not hideous or obese. i dont know how people dont realize that most sex havers are disgusting pigs and their advice is useless to people who have standards.
>>213087379>am I uglyAre you lean and muscular?
If yes, you failed genetics
If no, you're just an unmotivated loser
>Starbucks
Store cams only face entrance and the registers, so it was pretty easy.
Used to close Friday's and Open Saturdays (a shift I could do in my early 20s that would destroy me now. We would get drunk as shit at a couple of local bars and party with FIDI people who would move up. By morning, we'd just hang out in the back or attic of the place and toss back Modelos. I got blown a bunch of times from coworkers or girls we brought back in the bar.
It was perfect, because then when the shift starts (our store was always dead on Saturday), we'd just eat a bunch of the sandwiches and had coffee to get us through until the people who came in at 11 took over.
>>213075976I'm a 38 year old bartender. My gf is a waitress and she's 24. Almost all my coworkers are zoomies. No one gives a fuck. It's just a small minority online that are loud. Her best friend is like 20 and she thinks it's cute. Lots of drunk female customers have also had surprisingly kind words....granted I'm pretty good looking though
>>213089083If you were good looking you wouldn't need a gf, you'd just be hooking up.
Girlfriends are for guys that aren't attractive enough to sleep around.
>>213089177I'm a 38 year old bartender (in Hawaii) dude. It's been a good ride but I'm definitely ready to hang up the spurs. And this girl is way younger than me, smoking hot and actually just a total sweetheart. I'm ready to wife her up.
>>213075120except you, right?
>>213089457She doesn't want to be wifed up until she's 38.
>>213089518Who gives a fuck what she wants she's a woman.
>>213088507Most of the cute girls you've ever liked have been these normies and done lewd shit with their coworkers