HOH: Lauren
>Noms: TBD>Veto: TBD>Powers:-Zach 10k bbBribe, lasts until jury
-Mickey secret HoH takeover
previously on /bb/:
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>>213074327hey hogg, you remember when you trusted jackson on his word to take you and quarky to final 3?
im a faggot for whatever this is
>>213074327gmorning hogg, time to catch up on last nights caramel drop caps
t. east coast
Did anyone talk any sense into Lauren or is she still set on her cowardly nominations?
After last night I have a pit in my stomach that says this week 3 Lauren HOH is gonna kill anything interesting from happening the rest of the game. How do I stop dooming about this
>>213075150all i know is my three babes is safe
maybe not ashley but she has strong plot armor
>Lauren week
This is going to be a boring week. See you guys on Thursday.
i skip a rock across the pond
>>213074327Morning Boss Hogg
>>213074278 (OP)>another ruined HOHWhy can't the guys win shit?
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>>213075770Grod please keep Ash safe this week
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>>213074327morning boss hogg
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good morning to nazis only!
>>213076984lauren up in this bitch running the whole house
>>213075380ashley sucking on that pizza
>>213074278 (OP)you linked the wrong previous on bb thread, it should be
>>213071043
>>213074939>>213075380>>213075448>>213075826>>213076984you better save up on all these caps, laurenkeks, because Queen Morgan is sending that 20 year old hoe home next week and she has no idea
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>>213077700when AI becomes so good in the next few years that i can make an exact digital AI replica of her, then what?
>>213077970she will leave you for digital AI replica of 10/10 Chad
>>213077700>Arena>HoH's getting their target outWatch her put up Lauren and Adrian goes home.
>>213078349>locked in operator adrian losing do-or-die comp to sub-80 IQ stacydoubt it
>>213074327Good Morning Boss Hogg
What did Lauren mean by this?
>>213078878she mindfucks these donkeys
imagine a vince mickey morgan nomination with the reason being
>i wanted to target the people who are the most well-connected to everyone. if any of these three leave, i believe we all will genuinely have a better shot at winning
>>213079314>expecting floater ass Lauren to not just "go with the house"
>>213077700Zach 4 using his 10k bribe to save Lauren and increasing Morgan's achromotrichia
>>213079314king keanu would do it
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>>213074327OHAYOUUUUU
KEANU 4 VETO
LAUREN 4 LOOKIN CUTE
>>213079482he can only save himself with a bribe
that money goes directly to Cookout support fund (Mickey/Ashley) who might put him up
adrians supposed to pretend to be mad at kelley
>>213080694kelley said so no one thinks they're working together
lauren nervous about her noms
>>213081108baby girl tired
fuck, it would have been so much better if kat won hoh for lauren's game
>>213075364How could that even happen? If anything the week will just suck
lol keanu weak sauce buddy
>The girl I simp for is bi/lez and would rather dine on single mother pussy than be friends with me.
Every single fucking season.
>>213079459Learn what floater means faggot
Please Grod make the blockbuster a D&D quiz
you wanna... eat my p-poop?
just put up Ashley instead of Will. why the fuck would you put up someone in your alliance when Ashley is sitting right there
kelleys going to take jimmy out NEXT WEEK
the sexual tension in the hoh room
kek shes not putting up rachel and jimmy you tard
why not suggest Ashley jesus christ
>>213082335lauren finally dropped her name and kelley agreed. not sure why she is just a re-nom instead of the actual nom over will though
>>213082300mhm jimmys not going to blockcity
kelley counting votes but has no idea the majority of the house wants her out. bless her heart for thinking Ava would keep her over Ashley
Why couldn’t Kelly win HOH FUCK
funny people calling lauren dumb. she won a mental comp
Lauren constantly stuck buffering. Someone needs to choke this bitch
>>213082541she said she guessed on like half of them. not saying she's dumb but it's not like she's a genius because of one win
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she keeps saying she doesnt want to be seen as a duo with kat but then she says she cant put her up cause it wouldnt look good
Lauren is kind. Lauren is retarded. Lauren is a whore.
>>213082574telling that to everyone else lowers her power levels. is she suppose to tell them all she has a photographic memory and knew every answer?
wish i could put ashley up...
lauren is cute
lauren is kawaii
lauren is guapa
kelleys guarding the door while lauren uses the bathroom
>>213082628kek why do you just assume that she’s lying
>>213082940What in gods name are Kelley and Will talking about
Does Kelltard last longer than Tucker?
>I think if he wins he'll put Rachel up...
>I want people around who are gonna take the shot I'm not gonna take! Cause I'm not gonna do it.
KWAB
>>213082988lauren putting them up. and will fed up with his pawn status as the old guy.
>>213083105Very unlikely.
>>213083105shes gonna comp beast it out
>>213083154I have never seen evidence of this walk
wills fighting for his life
Lauren is genuinely retarded, she's talking about how she wants to make big moves and then when she elaborates she's just like
>Uhhh... I'm gonna gun for the veto, and I want everybody to have an equal chance to win veto
If you wanna make a big move you should do that BEFORE VETO
>>213083212she does it when she fast walks
>>213083212its like the one she did on the premier episode
>>213083245I genuinely do not understand what you guys mean about this walk, even from this clip.
It looks like she's walking normally
Zach talking about the Mickey/Morgan/Ashley group to Vince
come one lauren, put up better people then you can cry lol
Looks like lauren is going with the safe noms to get the least blood on her hands so she's going to get a lot of blood on her hands this week as is what happens in these situations.
we can do this the easy way or the hard way
I guess I don't mind Ashley going up for the drama but I do NOT wanna lose her this early kek
kek Lauren is so fucking pathetic. T'kor ass retard ass bitch. She owes Will & his whole fucking family AT LEAST 50 pig shit boot kisses when they get out the house
WILL STATUS:
OLD GUY
PAWN
LOWEST ON THE TOTEM POLE
will bitches then doesnt provide any other alternative to her like what. maybe he should go home then
>>213083264flat footed and her feet are pointing outward. if you cant see it i dont know what to tell you. its how a cavewoman walked
Will needs to shave the pubes off his chin.. Dude has a huge ego for an old man past his prime
lauren staring at the tv lol
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>>213083403wrong screenshot
This pink thing Ava is wearing is CUTE
CUTE!
Keanu wants to take out ropehead & morghag so bad. Why couldn't God give us a Keanu HOH bros ;___;
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Keanu clocking Morgan and Mickey
you know rachel is out of the loop when she is checking with ava for info kek
>>213083532adrian would have been the best because he knows mickey has the power
what.. rachel blew up on keanu this morning??
>>213083532He just has to make it through this week with veto or blockbuster and then he can win next HoH and put them up.
Total Hag Death is coming, have faith my friend.
>>213083560nah I rather adrian not be target #1 from that side just yet. adrian couldve easily told keanu before noms about mickey having the power since keanu wouldve definitely told him & kelly he'd be nominating ropehead
Apparently Rachel blew up at Keanu today
>>213083575>>213083612sounded like yelling/laughing when kelley and lauren were talking
lmao ashley is so retarded. she thought lauren was crying cause she was putting her up
>will: lauren is putting me up
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>>213083612Rachel said she doesn't want a fake hug from Keanu.
rip The Bond
It was real to me God dam it!
>>213083678Ashley was cool about it too lmao. Fucking Laruen didnt pick up on such an easy pivot, now her alliance is moments from being ratted out to Ropehead
>>213083725Who were in it?
rylie never done a 1on1 with any hoh yet
still shook from vince mirroring ava and will to perfection then vince failing to mirror adrian whatsoever
>>213083575why do we never see all the times keanu gets into it with people?
Oh look another mini cookout meeting by the pool after Mickey, Morgan, and Ashley spent hours together out in the open last night.
>>213083865What do you mean by mirroring?
>>213083925keanu already sniffing it out
why is vinny so awkward around adrian ?
>>213084023yea and a man to tell her exactly what to do
>>213084095because hes a cuck bitch. he doesnt give the same treatment to zach because he a chad. i hope vince says something so that spic can check his ass, i bet he got some latino spice in him to do it too
>thats a private
yeah...its a small propellor plane. the impressive part is when you state the class and model.
>>213083988NTA, but mirroring is where you copy the way someone speaks and their body language
>>213084142>doesn't eat meat or drink>doesn't swear>doesn't want to lie when otb because it'd clash with his moralshe's latino only by skin color
>>213084192idk he gives off vibes like he'd put someone in their place. he already kinda does it in the convos he has
>>213084050In NuCookout 3.0 he's simply called, The DudFather
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>>213084511kill zach
fuck victoria
marry holly
ADRIAN IS LITERALLY TEACHING AVA CHESS HE HAS TO GO
>>213084511Marry Zach, get dolphincrash in the divorce
Fuck Victoria, give her uncut dick action
Kill holly
kek theyre clocking wills game
>kat: will only talks game with a select few...
>>213084788pot meets kettle
morgan sucking lauren’s clit
>>213084937its giving nicole wiping jasmines butt
I'm trying to remember how long it took me to care about these people last season. Was Tucker "Tuckering" by week 2? That's what kept me watching.
>>213084976Tucker's "I really love puzzles" was on week 2 eviction night. That's what really kicked everything off, although he was showing signs of tuckerness beforehand.
>>213084976if anything tucker was infinitely more interesting during the early weeks before zubina sucked the soul out of him
>will: if you (ashley) and i are sitting next to each other on thursday, it's not good optics
>>213085336and there it is
will talking to ashley
>if its you and i sitting next to each other on thursday.. thats not good optics
bruh these n bombs are insufferable, why do they always revert to relying on their race
>>213085086shes stinking it up
oh fuck laurens dark lipstick
>>213085353Cause they know it's a cheat code in the game. Until they stop casting more than 2 of them it's gonna happen every season.
>>213085353it's insane that an old army dude even gives a shit about optics. i hope he gets evicted this week
>moving forward i would just not like to be on the block if you win hoh
>silence
wtf morgan
SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT ANOTHER PERSON SAID THAT KELLY SAID MY NAME SHE HAS TO GO
morgan is trying too hard, but is lauren too stupid to see it?
Will's gonna go full cookout after getting nommed today. Just hand Mickey or Morgan the check, I've seen this movie the last 5 seasons.
>>213085585morgan def not winning
>>213085610She talks way too much and is clueless about it.
>>213085585he already did the past week
>>213085585Have faith for a Adrian/Keanu/Kelly b2b HOH, desu. Especially with Adrian now knowing Micky has the power & Zach knowing MIcky wants him out b4 Jury.
One of them will be the BB25 Cam or BB26 Tucker of the season and at least take out a few BIPOCs during their quick flame out
>>213085353As long as it isn't all three noms, it will wash over.
>>213085681tucker didn't do shit
morgan and mickey are pushing lauren to not nom will
so why doesn't she just nom morgan and mickey along with will
>>213085730She is too stupid/naive to see the threats in front of her
>>213085724so what did he do?
>>213085756i cant wait for people to say adrians is good at chess which makes him more of a threat
>>213085730>all blacks otbSay goodbye to your career
so far in lauren's HoH:
>exposed how close she is to vince
>showed she's not an ally to kelly
>broke up the bond
>united will more with morgan/mickey
did mickey just push zach?? kek this n bomb is too sloppy
>>213085866seethe more fag
>>213085866Cookout 's Greatest Ally
>>213085834What career? She is meant to be a housewife. Anyway, You just need to throw up a non basketball american to allow deniability. At that point. it shouldn't be big enough news to really threaten any career.
>>213085894what am i seething about retard
she's doing an awful job
>I think.....umm....ya
Jesus Christ she's lucky she's pretty.
i just wanna see will freak out
morgan otb would be kino too
>>213085933she is this way because she is
>>213085932She has the potential to be the worst HG this season with this HOH.
Does Ropes ever talk to Lauren? Conversation just immediately switched to buddy shit.
Ropes is so transparent with trying to save black people. Lauren has to see this right?
this is so pathetic, adrian came to lauren will didnt. ropes trying to justify that is dumb asf
ropes is full of bullshit holy shit
if lauren takes a buddy out this week her HoH will be a success
>sexy alpha bro goes home week 1
>kooky older lady goes home week 2
>wants to leave old dude goes home week 3
just like last season
thank you lauren for handing ropehead the game
>pushing ava away to rope
>pushing will away to rope
>taking out ropehead's target (keanu)
>>213085866sadly the best case scenario now due to these awful noms is Ashley leaving this week after being a renom; simply because shes a number for Mickey
adrian already told lauren last week that two people would never evict will and implied it was because of race. she said she understood. this conversation with mickey just confirms it more
Big Buddy in full swing. Hope WIll just leaves this week.
Ropes threatening Lauren kek. This bitch is retarded.
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>Another season of Big Buddies
omg if you get keanu out that would be soooo good for your résumé
this ropes convo is so transparent, but lauren is dumb as hell so it might work
>>213086277she so obviously full of shit its insane
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rope is so fake
get Adrian’s name out of your mouth bitch
>>213086296I just think it would be best for your game if you never nominate a black person
i want to backdoor rachel
Lauren is putting up 2 blacks with another as replacement so I can't get on her case too much. It's just the fact that it's the worst 2 she could pick and it's strengthening the cookout is what sucks kek.
Please steer her in a good direction Zach
>>213086388Keanu doesn't count as black. He's not invited to the cookout
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>>213086388button boy not showing the zach/lauren convo because he's exposing the blacks right now
>>213086414yea keanu wants will, morgon and ashley gone
cook out = mickey, ashley, will, and they have the ear of morgan who's half black to do their dirty work
Another black person is winning this season. Seethe pigskins/wetbacks.
lauren is actually thinking of adrian
she's actually retarded
Zach please sock this bitch in the mouf
Zach you have got to talk her out of these noms
YOU MAD WILL
JUS WIN SUMTHIN YO THAS IT
>>213086531she can be swayed by anyone
Will could have talked his way off the block easily but didnt bother trying. its disappointing all around
>blacks make an alliance
>/bb/ becomes a haven for white victimization
its all so tiresome
kek based zach gonna paint a huge target on lauren if she makes that speech to will
I'm not a fan of Jimmy but at least he isn't having an aneurysm over HOH food like Angela did
I can't tell if Zach is an retard or a genius, his advice is so terrible it might be both
we bestowed the prestigious dud name onto will too quickly, we need to be more careful next time
>>213086635Nobody's victimizing whites nice baith though. We're just sick of seeing blacks use the cheat code they're unrightfully given. Chelsie is the only legit black winner.
zach put your arm around her she, this is prime time
lauren is mentally stunted & needs her asshole pounding
>>213086705honestly, we should make it official /bb/ canon that there is but one dud and she is queen
The game is about threat detection and it is pretty clear lauren has never had to use that skill.
ngl super disappoint there arent a bunch of caps of lauren with the dark lipstick
>lauren and zach about to embrace
>feed switch
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think of the optics lauren
>>213086837I was doing things
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Lauren probably has the worst diarrhea right now, I know I would. Imagine how plump her poops are
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>>213086975evil french spy that seduces the protagonist
why's ava dressed like a $5 whore
>>213087013would it be better if I told you it's a $5 whore from the 1960s?
>you don’t want to put up Mickey and Morgan right now
Ugghhh
>>213086837it's not lipstick, it's a lipstain that gets pealed off after 20 min
>>213087053It's fucking insane. It's reminding me of nobody wanting to put up T'Kor last year.
Ava hates Lauren, right? Thats the vibe i'm getting
>wills gonna be pissed if he goes up
who fucking cares
>>213087115she's def sick of how much of a pussy she is
wouldn't be surprised if she drops her after this week
>>213087115after the will nom yeah
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Kat would have put up Ropes and Morgan in a heartbeat.
Ava shouldve been more forceful, or at least say that everyone in the bond will defend her & get her back if Ashley yaps a bunch afterwords
If I was there I would seduce Lauren and get her to nominate Morgan/Mickey/Rachel.
>im just going to go walk around and wait for someone to tell me what to do
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>won’t talk game with anybody
>nobody wants to nominate him
how does he do it?
>>213087202sorry hon she's asexual
>Lauren pulled Vince again in front of everybody in the kitchen
lauren went downstairs and the BIPOC won't even look at her or speak to her
its over for her
>>213087205parents of pretty girls really need to make sure they work on their daughters sense of self and confidence. its not good to just be exactly what everyone wants you to be, and when youre a pretty girl thats the role society naturally expects you to play; that you only exist for others pleasure
Rachel fell off the have not bed?
KEEP ADRIAN OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
holy shit shes considering putting up adrian. what a fucking retard. why is she scared of ashley good lord
Nom ceremony is running late and she still hasn't made up her mind baka
>>213087342thats why its running late. when you have a decisive hoh who is set 100% who they are putting up they will do the ceremony asap. when someone is on the fence they give them as long as possible 4-5pm
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I might have to rage quit this entire week
>don't talk game to will
>he's not receptive to talk and shuns you
>doesn't immediately become your #1 target because you don't want to hurt OTHER people's feelings
are all LSU girls retarded?
>lauren trying to play the middle
>there is no middle
lmao 2 days ago you guys were saying best season since 20
rachel, morgan, ashley and ropehead being off the table completely is insane
>don't want to upset the people you aren't playing with
>willing to put up the people you're working with
>expect them to be ok with you putting them in danger
>lose the people you're working with and have the other side also targeting you
genius
ava is playing big buddy btw
>>213087494she's an honorary buddy
>Adrian, Keanu and Kelley noms AGAIN
what a dunce
and this is why chaos ash is my /bb/ waifu of the season
i dont respect will because he bitching about why anyone from the bond going up, yet he working with the other side of the house himself.
>>213087521she would put up 3 whites
>>213087541He also puts in exactly zero effort with lauren
why doesn't retardo tell vince that rachel told her that vince is running her HoH
>>213087521thats not confirmed yet dumb ass
>>213087466it's almost like that was before this hoh
>>213087547based I hope to never have a white winner again
neither of these retards picking up on rachel checking in on them
vince reminds me of michael cera
>>213087588that why it was retarded to make that statement when there was still 16 people in the house
>>213087573he already knows and he was mad but won’t target her lol
this is why zach is better
>pops in
>quick conversation
>out
vince is lingering for like 30-40 mins going in circles while multiple people catch them talking
this has most certainly ruined everyone's perception of lauren
she's like a low iq puppy pissing and shitting herself
>>213087672exactly, him having that like 30 min one and on in bedroom before hoh room opened was so fucking sloppy
>>213087646how is it retarded when it was a good season when the statement was made lmao
>Mfw Launch lauren into the sun
>>213087701because you could say it about any season in week 2
>hurrr but the cookout formed in week 1 and we all knew they would steamroll
lauren you’re making yourself a target :(
kek kelley helping her with 3rd nom even though shes confirmed 2nd nom is insane
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>>213087743Kelley is a good woman
>>213087722>because you could say it about any season in week 2well, no that isn't true. lolwut?
>>213087805you can though. there was an extra person this season so week 2 was essentially week 1. you cant make any predictions about the trajectory of a season after 1 week with 16 people still in the house
>>213087474The exact group of people she should be targeting. It doesn’t get stupider than this. Somebody needs to smack her upside the head.
>>213087494the whole house is playing big buddy, which is why the whole house got triggered when keanu said 1 person will leave the house each week until there's a winner
>>213087228they forget hes in the house
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