Thread 213074278

HOH: Lauren
>Noms: TBD
>Veto: TBD
>Powers:
-Zach 10k bbBribe, lasts until jury
-Mickey secret HoH takeover

previously on /bb/: >>213066274

Good morning ladies

>>213074327
hey hogg, you remember when you trusted jackson on his word to take you and quarky to final 3?

im a faggot for whatever this is

>>213074327
gmorning hogg, time to catch up on last nights caramel drop caps
t. east coast

Did anyone talk any sense into Lauren or is she still set on her cowardly nominations?

>>213074327
morning hogg

After last night I have a pit in my stomach that says this week 3 Lauren HOH is gonna kill anything interesting from happening the rest of the game. How do I stop dooming about this

>>213075150
all i know is my three babes is safe
maybe not ashley but she has strong plot armor

>Lauren week
This is going to be a boring week. See you guys on Thursday.

i skip a rock across the pond

>>213074327
Morning Boss Hogg

>>213074278 (OP)
>another ruined HOH
Why can't the guys win shit?

I love her so much bros

<3

its like writing on a notepad

>>213075770
Grod please keep Ash safe this week

shoutout… … momma

>>213074327
morning boss hogg

good morning to nazis only!

KEANU 4 VETO

>>213076984
lauren up in this bitch running the whole house

>>213075380
ashley sucking on that pizza

>>213074278 (OP)
you linked the wrong previous on bb thread, it should be >>213071043

>>213074939
>>213075380
>>213075448
>>213075826
>>213076984
you better save up on all these caps, laurenkeks, because Queen Morgan is sending that 20 year old hoe home next week and she has no idea

>>213077700
doubt it

>>213077700
when AI becomes so good in the next few years that i can make an exact digital AI replica of her, then what?

>>213077970
she will leave you for digital AI replica of 10/10 Chad

>>213077700
>Arena
>HoH's getting their target out
Watch her put up Lauren and Adrian goes home.

>>213078349
>locked in operator adrian losing do-or-die comp to sub-80 IQ stacy
doubt it

keanus on the move

>>213074327
Good Morning Boss Hogg

Good morning hogg

What did Lauren mean by this?

>>213078878
she mindfucks these donkeys

imagine a vince mickey morgan nomination with the reason being
>i wanted to target the people who are the most well-connected to everyone. if any of these three leave, i believe we all will genuinely have a better shot at winning

>>213079314
>expecting floater ass Lauren to not just "go with the house"

>>213077700
Zach 4 using his 10k bribe to save Lauren and increasing Morgan's achromotrichia

>>213079314
king keanu would do it

>>213074327
OHAYOUUUUU
KEANU 4 VETO
LAUREN 4 LOOKIN CUTE

>>213079482
he can only save himself with a bribe
that money goes directly to Cookout support fund (Mickey/Ashley) who might put him up

praise the sun

kelley OCD cleaning

janitor kelley

adrians supposed to pretend to be mad at kelley

>>213080329
why?

shoulder

>>213080694
kelley said so no one thinks they're working together

lauren nervous about her noms

>>213081108
baby girl tired

fuck, it would have been so much better if kat won hoh for lauren's game

>>213075364
How could that even happen? If anything the week will just suck

lol keanu weak sauce buddy

>The girl I simp for is bi/lez and would rather dine on single mother pussy than be friends with me.
Every single fucking season.

>>213079459
Learn what floater means faggot

Please Grod make the blockbuster a D&D quiz

you wanna... eat my p-poop?

just put up Ashley instead of Will. why the fuck would you put up someone in your alliance when Ashley is sitting right there

summertime sadness

kelleys going to take jimmy out NEXT WEEK

kelly is really sweet

the sexual tension in the hoh room

kek shes not putting up rachel and jimmy you tard

why not suggest Ashley jesus christ

>>213082335
lauren finally dropped her name and kelley agreed. not sure why she is just a re-nom instead of the actual nom over will though

>>213082300
mhm jimmys not going to blockcity

kelley counting votes but has no idea the majority of the house wants her out. bless her heart for thinking Ava would keep her over Ashley

Why couldn’t Kelly win HOH FUCK

funny people calling lauren dumb. she won a mental comp

kelley is gone this week

Lauren constantly stuck buffering. Someone needs to choke this bitch

>>213082541
she said she guessed on like half of them. not saying she's dumb but it's not like she's a genius because of one win

she keeps saying she doesnt want to be seen as a duo with kat but then she says she cant put her up cause it wouldnt look good

Lauren is kind. Lauren is retarded. Lauren is a whore.

>>213082574
telling that to everyone else lowers her power levels. is she suppose to tell them all she has a photographic memory and knew every answer?

wish i could put ashley up...

lauren is cute
lauren is kawaii
lauren is guapa

kelleys guarding the door while lauren uses the bathroom

>>213082628
kek why do you just assume that she’s lying

>>213082940
What in gods name are Kelley and Will talking about

aaaaa just put up ashley

lauren has no earlobes

Does Kelltard last longer than Tucker?

>I think if he wins he'll put Rachel up...
>I want people around who are gonna take the shot I'm not gonna take! Cause I'm not gonna do it.
KWAB

>>213082988
lauren putting them up. and will fed up with his pawn status as the old guy.

status of bond meeting?

SHES DOING THE WALK

>>213083105
Very unlikely.

>>213083105
shes gonna comp beast it out

>>213083154
I have never seen evidence of this walk

wills fighting for his life

Lauren is genuinely retarded, she's talking about how she wants to make big moves and then when she elaborates she's just like
>Uhhh... I'm gonna gun for the veto, and I want everybody to have an equal chance to win veto
If you wanna make a big move you should do that BEFORE VETO

>>213083212

she does it when she fast walks

>>213083212
its like the one she did on the premier episode

>>213083245
I genuinely do not understand what you guys mean about this walk, even from this clip.
It looks like she's walking normally

Zach talking about the Mickey/Morgan/Ashley group to Vince

come one lauren, put up better people then you can cry lol

Looks like lauren is going with the safe noms to get the least blood on her hands so she's going to get a lot of blood on her hands this week as is what happens in these situations.

we can do this the easy way or the hard way

lauren noooo

I guess I don't mind Ashley going up for the drama but I do NOT wanna lose her this early kek

kek Lauren is so fucking pathetic. T'kor ass retard ass bitch. She owes Will & his whole fucking family AT LEAST 50 pig shit boot kisses when they get out the house

WILL STATUS:
OLD GUY
PAWN
LOWEST ON THE TOTEM POLE

will bitches then doesnt provide any other alternative to her like what. maybe he should go home then

>>213083264
flat footed and her feet are pointing outward. if you cant see it i dont know what to tell you. its how a cavewoman walked

Will needs to shave the pubes off his chin.. Dude has a huge ego for an old man past his prime

lauren staring at the tv lol

ugh not ashley

sweet soul

where tf is kat

WHITE GIRL TEARS

lauren is an angel

>>213083403
wrong screenshot

ashley is so phoney

Ashley is so funny

This pink thing Ava is wearing is CUTE
CUTE!

Keanu wants to take out ropehead & morghag so bad. Why couldn't God give us a Keanu HOH bros ;___;

Keanu clocking Morgan and Mickey

you know rachel is out of the loop when she is checking with ava for info kek

>>213083532
adrian would have been the best because he knows mickey has the power

what.. rachel blew up on keanu this morning??

>>213083532
He just has to make it through this week with veto or blockbuster and then he can win next HoH and put them up.
Total Hag Death is coming, have faith my friend.

>>213083560
nah I rather adrian not be target #1 from that side just yet. adrian couldve easily told keanu before noms about mickey having the power since keanu wouldve definitely told him & kelly he'd be nominating ropehead

Apparently Rachel blew up at Keanu today

>>213083609
true

Rachel has a MOUF

>>213083575
>>213083612
sounded like yelling/laughing when kelley and lauren were talking

lmao ashley is so retarded. she thought lauren was crying cause she was putting her up

JIMMY GOTTA GO

>>213083612
Rachel said she doesn't want a fake hug from Keanu.

rip The Bond
It was real to me God dam it!

>>213083678
Ashley was cool about it too lmao. Fucking Laruen didnt pick up on such an easy pivot, now her alliance is moments from being ratted out to Ropehead

>>213083725
Who were in it?

rylie never done a 1on1 with any hoh yet

still shook from vince mirroring ava and will to perfection then vince failing to mirror adrian whatsoever

>>213083575
why do we never see all the times keanu gets into it with people?

Oh look another mini cookout meeting by the pool after Mickey, Morgan, and Ashley spent hours together out in the open last night.

>>213083865
autistic god

Ashley has a mole wtf?

>>213083865
What do you mean by mirroring?

lauren needs cuddles

>>213083925
keanu already sniffing it out

why is vinny so awkward around adrian ?

>>213084023
yea and a man to tell her exactly what to do

>>213084095
because hes a cuck bitch. he doesnt give the same treatment to zach because he a chad. i hope vince says something so that spic can check his ass, i bet he got some latino spice in him to do it too

>thats a private
yeah...its a small propellor plane. the impressive part is when you state the class and model.

>>213083988
NTA, but mirroring is where you copy the way someone speaks and their body language

>>213084142
>doesn't eat meat or drink
>doesn't swear
>doesn't want to lie when otb because it'd clash with his morals
he's latino only by skin color

Kat looks cute

>>213084192
idk he gives off vibes like he'd put someone in their place. he already kinda does it in the convos he has

>>213084050
In NuCookout 3.0 he's simply called, The DudFather

>>213083434
TLP

Adrian posts here

>>213084511
kill zach
fuck victoria
marry holly

ADRIAN IS LITERALLY TEACHING AVA CHESS HE HAS TO GO

lauren looks adorable

>>213084511
Marry Zach, get dolphincrash in the divorce
Fuck Victoria, give her uncut dick action
Kill holly

kek theyre clocking wills game

>>213084788
>feeds cut

>>213084788
i love her

>>213084788
pot meets kettle

morgan sucking lauren’s clit

>>213084937
its giving nicole wiping jasmines butt

I'm trying to remember how long it took me to care about these people last season. Was Tucker "Tuckering" by week 2? That's what kept me watching.

>>213084976
Tucker's "I really love puzzles" was on week 2 eviction night. That's what really kicked everything off, although he was showing signs of tuckerness beforehand.

>>213084976
I miss them

Kat has to take a dump

>>213084976
if anything tucker was infinitely more interesting during the early weeks before zubina sucked the soul out of him

>>213085336
and there it is

will talking to ashley
>if its you and i sitting next to each other on thursday.. thats not good optics
bruh these n bombs are insufferable, why do they always revert to relying on their race

>>213085086
shes stinking it up

Papa Dud moniker revoked

oh fuck laurens dark lipstick

>>213085353
Cause they know it's a cheat code in the game. Until they stop casting more than 2 of them it's gonna happen every season.

>>213085353
BIG BUDDY

>>213085353
they raycyst

>>213085353
it's insane that an old army dude even gives a shit about optics. i hope he gets evicted this week

>moving forward i would just not like to be on the block if you win hoh
>silence

wtf morgan

SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT ANOTHER PERSON SAID THAT KELLY SAID MY NAME SHE HAS TO GO

morgan is trying too hard, but is lauren too stupid to see it?

Will's gonna go full cookout after getting nommed today. Just hand Mickey or Morgan the check, I've seen this movie the last 5 seasons.

>>213085585
morgan def not winning

>>213085610
She talks way too much and is clueless about it.

>>213085585
he already did the past week

>>213085585
Have faith for a Adrian/Keanu/Kelly b2b HOH, desu. Especially with Adrian now knowing Micky has the power & Zach knowing MIcky wants him out b4 Jury.

One of them will be the BB25 Cam or BB26 Tucker of the season and at least take out a few BIPOCs during their quick flame out

>>213085353
As long as it isn't all three noms, it will wash over.

>>213085681
tucker didn't do shit

>>213085700
retard

morgan and mickey are pushing lauren to not nom will

so why doesn't she just nom morgan and mickey along with will

>>213085730
She is too stupid/naive to see the threats in front of her

>>213085724
so what did he do?

>>213085756
i cant wait for people to say adrians is good at chess which makes him more of a threat

>>213085730
>all blacks otb
Say goodbye to your career

so far in lauren's HoH:
>exposed how close she is to vince
>showed she's not an ally to kelly
>broke up the bond
>united will more with morgan/mickey

did mickey just push zach?? kek this n bomb is too sloppy

>>213085866
seethe more fag

>>213085866
Cookout 's Greatest Ally

>>213085834
What career? She is meant to be a housewife. Anyway, You just need to throw up a non basketball american to allow deniability. At that point. it shouldn't be big enough news to really threaten any career.

>>213085894
what am i seething about retard
she's doing an awful job

>I think.....umm....ya
Jesus Christ she's lucky she's pretty.

i just wanna see will freak out
morgan otb would be kino too

>>213085933
she is this way because she is

>>213085932
She has the potential to be the worst HG this season with this HOH.

Does Ropes ever talk to Lauren? Conversation just immediately switched to buddy shit.

Ropes is so transparent with trying to save black people. Lauren has to see this right?

this is so pathetic, adrian came to lauren will didnt. ropes trying to justify that is dumb asf

ropes is full of bullshit holy shit

if lauren takes a buddy out this week her HoH will be a success

>sexy alpha bro goes home week 1
>kooky older lady goes home week 2
>wants to leave old dude goes home week 3
just like last season

>>213086134
she won't

thank you lauren for handing ropehead the game
>pushing ava away to rope
>pushing will away to rope
>taking out ropehead's target (keanu)

>>213085866
sadly the best case scenario now due to these awful noms is Ashley leaving this week after being a renom; simply because shes a number for Mickey

adrian already told lauren last week that two people would never evict will and implied it was because of race. she said she understood. this conversation with mickey just confirms it more

Big Buddy in full swing. Hope WIll just leaves this week.

Ropes threatening Lauren kek. This bitch is retarded.

Mhmmm

omg if you get keanu out that would be soooo good for your résumé

this ropes convo is so transparent, but lauren is dumb as hell so it might work

>>213086277
she so obviously full of shit its insane

rope is so fake

get Adrian’s name out of your mouth bitch

>>213086296
I just think it would be best for your game if you never nominate a black person

i want to backdoor rachel

KAT x LAUREN

Lauren is putting up 2 blacks with another as replacement so I can't get on her case too much. It's just the fact that it's the worst 2 she could pick and it's strengthening the cookout is what sucks kek.

Please steer her in a good direction Zach

>>213086395
she won't

>>213086388
Keanu doesn't count as black. He's not invited to the cookout

ZACH x LAUREN

>>213086388
button boy not showing the zach/lauren convo because he's exposing the blacks right now

>>213086414
yea keanu wants will, morgon and ashley gone

cook out = mickey, ashley, will, and they have the ear of morgan who's half black to do their dirty work

Another black person is winning this season. Seethe pigskins/wetbacks.

lauren is actually thinking of adrian

she's actually retarded

Zach please sock this bitch in the mouf

Zach you have got to talk her out of these noms

YOU MAD WILL
JUS WIN SUMTHIN YO THAS IT

>>213086531
she can be swayed by anyone

Will could have talked his way off the block easily but didnt bother trying. its disappointing all around

>blacks make an alliance
>/bb/ becomes a haven for white victimization
its all so tiresome

kek based zach gonna paint a huge target on lauren if she makes that speech to will

I'm not a fan of Jimmy but at least he isn't having an aneurysm over HOH food like Angela did

I can't tell if Zach is an retard or a genius, his advice is so terrible it might be both

we bestowed the prestigious dud name onto will too quickly, we need to be more careful next time

>>213086635
Nobody's victimizing whites nice baith though. We're just sick of seeing blacks use the cheat code they're unrightfully given. Chelsie is the only legit black winner.

zach put your arm around her she, this is prime time

lauren is mentally stunted & needs her asshole pounding

>>213086705
honestly, we should make it official /bb/ canon that there is but one dud and she is queen

The game is about threat detection and it is pretty clear lauren has never had to use that skill.

>>213086786
agreed

ngl super disappoint there arent a bunch of caps of lauren with the dark lipstick

>lauren and zach about to embrace
>feed switch

think of the optics lauren

>>213086837
I was doing things

Lauren probably has the worst diarrhea right now, I know I would. Imagine how plump her poops are

>>213086975
evil french spy that seduces the protagonist

>>213086975
thanks

why's ava dressed like a $5 whore

>>213086993
>>213086941

>>213087013
would it be better if I told you it's a $5 whore from the 1960s?

>you don’t want to put up Mickey and Morgan right now
Ugghhh

>>213086837
it's not lipstick, it's a lipstain that gets pealed off after 20 min

put up the fucking HAGS

>>213087053
It's fucking insane. It's reminding me of nobody wanting to put up T'Kor last year.

Ava hates Lauren, right? Thats the vibe i'm getting

>wills gonna be pissed if he goes up
who fucking cares

>>213087115
she's def sick of how much of a pussy she is

wouldn't be surprised if she drops her after this week

>>213087115
after the will nom yeah

>>213087082
lol whatever

Kat would have put up Ropes and Morgan in a heartbeat.

Ava shouldve been more forceful, or at least say that everyone in the bond will defend her & get her back if Ashley yaps a bunch afterwords

If I was there I would seduce Lauren and get her to nominate Morgan/Mickey/Rachel.

>won’t talk game with anybody
>nobody wants to nominate him
how does he do it?

>>213087202
sorry hon she's asexual

lauren went downstairs and the BIPOC won't even look at her or speak to her

its over for her

>>213087205
parents of pretty girls really need to make sure they work on their daughters sense of self and confidence. its not good to just be exactly what everyone wants you to be, and when youre a pretty girl thats the role society naturally expects you to play; that you only exist for others pleasure

>>213087231
based if true

Rachel fell off the have not bed?

KEEP ADRIAN OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

holy shit shes considering putting up adrian. what a fucking retard. why is she scared of ashley good lord

Nom ceremony is running late and she still hasn't made up her mind baka

Fuck this

>>213087342
thats why its running late. when you have a decisive hoh who is set 100% who they are putting up they will do the ceremony asap. when someone is on the fence they give them as long as possible 4-5pm

so lame

I might have to rage quit this entire week

>don't talk game to will
>he's not receptive to talk and shuns you
>doesn't immediately become your #1 target because you don't want to hurt OTHER people's feelings

are all LSU girls retarded?

>lauren trying to play the middle
>there is no middle

>>213087404
It's too soon

lmao 2 days ago you guys were saying best season since 20

>>213087320
I wonder why
>>213083650

rachel, morgan, ashley and ropehead being off the table completely is insane

>don't want to upset the people you aren't playing with
>willing to put up the people you're working with
>expect them to be ok with you putting them in danger
>lose the people you're working with and have the other side also targeting you

genius

vince hates adrian lol

ava is playing big buddy btw

>>213087494
she's an honorary buddy

>Adrian, Keanu and Kelley noms AGAIN
what a dunce
and this is why chaos ash is my /bb/ waifu of the season

vince being a FAG

i dont respect will because he bitching about why anyone from the bond going up, yet he working with the other side of the house himself.

>>213087521
she would put up 3 whites

>>213087541
He also puts in exactly zero effort with lauren

why doesn't retardo tell vince that rachel told her that vince is running her HoH

>>213087521
thats not confirmed yet dumb ass

>>213087466
it's almost like that was before this hoh

>>213087547
based I hope to never have a white winner again

neither of these retards picking up on rachel checking in on them

>>213087602
Jimy did too

vince reminds me of michael cera

>>213087588
that why it was retarded to make that statement when there was still 16 people in the house

>>213087573
he already knows and he was mad but won’t target her lol

this is why zach is better
>pops in
>quick conversation
>out
vince is lingering for like 30-40 mins going in circles while multiple people catch them talking

this has most certainly ruined everyone's perception of lauren

she's like a low iq puppy pissing and shitting herself

>>213087672
exactly, him having that like 30 min one and on in bedroom before hoh room opened was so fucking sloppy

>>213087646
how is it retarded when it was a good season when the statement was made lmao

>>213087701
because you could say it about any season in week 2

>hurrr but the cookout formed in week 1 and we all knew they would steamroll

lauren you’re making yourself a target :(

kek kelley helping her with 3rd nom even though shes confirmed 2nd nom is insane

>>213087743
Kelley is a good woman

NEW

>>213087771
>>213087771
>>213087771
>>213087771
>>213087771

>>213087722
>because you could say it about any season in week 2
well, no that isn't true. lolwut?

>>213087805
you can though. there was an extra person this season so week 2 was essentially week 1. you cant make any predictions about the trajectory of a season after 1 week with 16 people still in the house

>>213087474
The exact group of people she should be targeting. It doesn’t get stupider than this. Somebody needs to smack her upside the head.

>>213086372
love them!

>>213087494
the whole house is playing big buddy, which is why the whole house got triggered when keanu said 1 person will leave the house each week until there's a winner

>>213087228
they forget hes in the house