Only the most badass moments from Television & Film

>sushi
Millennial meme food.

>japan
Millennial meme country.

Indian Joker has yet to be topped

>>213075100 (OP)
chill out, Mr Miyagi!

>>213075100 (OP)
What movie is this from?

>>213075145
OMG LOOK AT THAT ACTING 00
O

>>213075145
The phantom range on those knuckles is crazy

>>213075174
Haven't seen this kinomancer in a while

>Eating raw fish is delicacy

Absolute disgusting. Grilled salmon on butter is far better than any sushi I have eaten.

>millennial
nigger word

>>213075264
I don't know what that was, but that was a huge waste of 2 minutes.

>>213075100 (OP)
is this faggot actually meant to come off sympathetic here?

Chills...

>>213075225
GET YOUR BROWN LIPS OFF MY SNOOD

>the tamago

>>213075100 (OP)
Stupid shit. Didn't watch to the end. Not vegan. Kill all asians.
Kill anyone awarding right to the enemy.

>>213075100 (OP)
>10 years to learn how to not cook fish

>HIIIYAAAAA!!

How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>213075174
kek for some reason I never saw any like this where they like just kill the girl for not being interested in them

>>213075524
The manlet axe kick, works everytime.

>>213075264
It's supposed to be a joke thread, not where you post actual kino and don't give us the film name

>>213075145
Good stuff.
>>213075174
Pedo shit. Didn't watch more than a second or where it slowed. Stupid fucking clowns.
>>213075225
Kill him. He looks like shit. Less than a second to decide his fate too.
>>213075264
A second or two, stupid premise, show action not leasup.
>>213075418
Faggot from The Sandlot Kids is not impressive. A nod isn't anything advanced. Came to the thred for some chaos, some sorting it out, not jewish shit saying stick stuff up your arse.
>Badass
Whoops. Fucking gay title promoted by poofters. Being free called being bad. Faggot American fuckhead country. Heroes in short supply and shunned. I'll remember that guy who died trying to shoot judges, or the couple who shot cops, believed in the rest... I'll remember them long after you wimps, all your wimp acting out what real are, are forgotten.

>>213075264
that was quite the sight

>>213075583
i got you covered anon
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL14oiCokyIUWhPgCJej67myAN1n8umIap
the video is ai but the writing is what makes the show great and the writing is all human

>Cleanse the what now? The palate? No ginger on fish? Heh, I'll do what I want. I'm an AMERICAN!
>h-hey guy he's an a-artist, a-a-a-and
>SOUNDS LIKE WOKE NONSENSE TO ME! Heh, I'm only messin' with ya. I love Japan. KONNICHIWA, DUDE!
>y-y-y-ou're such a fucking c-c-c-c-CHUD!!
>*PUNCH*
>the weeb goes down like a sack of bricks. The chef has a sigh of relief for being rid of the weeaboo, for now. A nearby Asian girl gets sopping wet over the sight of Chad dominating
>Ooooh, Mr. Miyagi over here, I thought ya knew karate, how come ya didn't block that? Heheh...
>*the Chad picks up the weeb's wallet*
>Hey whatta we got here? Twenty bucks? Mr. Miyagi? More like Mr. Rockefeller! Hahaha! Hey, keep the change. Heh, domo arigato, DICKWAD-SAN. SAYONARA, DUDE!
https://vocaroo.com/165HthZHAjxi

>>213075681
based

>>213075524
Collect the pizzas. Go on. Or to what watched and is laughing say "fat women humor". Let them think up some insult and bother me later.
"Don't cockblock the pizza fatty, it's not your best friend, or whatever you latched on".

"Trying to claim all the pizza for yourself I see, but grass isn't enough to gather it all for yourself."

>>213075524
Pick out a piece of pizza, wave it in her face, throw it.
"Fetch"

>>213075100 (OP)

>>213075100 (OP)
>ten years "learning" how to put raw fish on rice
Sincerely why would anyone do this?

>>213075681
kys saar

>>213075939
>the guy who did fifth element is a cute and funny aficionado
based, thanks for improving my film faggot internet guy

>>213075929
>Did you just call me/her a bitch?
I called her a babe.
Like that pig from the movie.
Not really. I called her a dog. But I like dogs. Nothing worse than stupid cunts like you/her. What wrong won't you support?

>>213076034
I watched all of that and didn't get it until the end. "bad ass" hilarious. And I agree she isn't attractive.

>>213076036
"What tricks can you do with a dick?"
>I'm not a prostitute.
I paid for your services with my presence and question. You're a whore. Just disappointing.
My turn. Take the stick or if she's defending it pretend one. Fake it down my throat from the side and get an erection. Tell her to practice an act with it.
>You suck. You're getting used for this. This email sexual harassment.
No this is. Pull her swimsuit to the side. Pick her up and put her on. Actually this is rape.

Go to jail. Read boring books. But don't be compliant with political correctness. Produce something, even if it's wrong, alive in the moment, pathetic and insufficient, abhorrent, but not safe. That's for girls. Bad guy. Not bad ass" aka in service of kikes. No actually suppression is not special.

>>213076137
its okay to be gay anon

>>213076137
she's no zendaya

>>213076445
its okay to be gay anon

>>213075174
That's copycat indian jokah. Original is picrel

>>213075999
>anon hasnt gotten dirty in deepton
kwab

>>213075100 (OP)

>>213076036

Google says she’s 5’4” but she must be shorter than that.

>>213075897

Nigger are you having a stroke?

>>213075897
HOLY FUCKING IESLB

>>213076372
>mfw

>>213078463
Has anyone tried telling her she'd look prettier if she smiled? I mean not "pretty", but it wouldn't hurt

>>213075939
turbo-fags, turbo fags everywhere.

>>213077539
There are many indian jokers for some reason

>>213075100 (OP)
>Only the most badass

>>213075100 (OP)
The young dudes were right.

While you were out partying, I studied the egg

>>213080299
What PS2 game is this cutscene from?

>>213075939
>gross
The guy is an asshole for leaving her for a hag though.

>>213075100 (OP)
I have this scene memorized.

>>213075121
>>213075134
Zoomers have no culture

>>213075100 (OP)
I know we are all richfags here but you have to eat this the way I say ...
. You're not allowed to enjoy something you paid alot of money for . The way you want

>>213075174
>>213077539
>>213080243
None of the copies come close to the OG Jokar

>>213075939

>>213075100 (OP)
I dont want to sound liek a food, but what is the "right" way to eat sushi? Like, how would the angry guy eat it? It would actually be funny if, after his spazz out, he eats it the exact same way haha

>>213075939
>literally says nothing about the movie that would be objectionable
ruins exactly nothing

>>213075174
ugh.... poojeets are horrendous

>>213082310
das rite saar

>>213082899

>>213075100 (OP)
What a huge faggot. You don’t criticize someone for how they eat their food unless they’re fat.

>>213075100 (OP)
So why do they give you onions sauce if you aren't supposed to use it? Also irl the gaijin weab sperging out and yelling across the restaurant is getting kicked out before some dude being on his cell phone

>>213080299
>pajeets unironically defend this slop

>>213083131
this is everything

>>213075100 (OP)

>>213075939
I like how just looking at this guy and how he stands I can tell everything about his political opinions

>>213084529
good lord, just how many did they get

>>213084634
13
i went down the columbine rabbithole again recently [guy in webm lived]
people forget it was a failed bombing and the shooting wa plan b, if their garbage bombs actually worked they would have killed hundreds. they let many people live intentionally and didnt execute many people even when given the chance

>>213084821
I was just making a joke about the webm looping so well

>>213075396
Yes. This type of juvenile power fantasy exists in a lot of people. Including myself.
>You're not enjoying x in the way that I deem satisfactory. How dare!!!
It's middle school crap. Let them enjoy it how they want to enjoy it. They're eating it, not you. It's a shared experience, not a personal getaway.
>Cellphones. In this temple.
I wouldn't be quick to trust the words or actions of a man who likens an eating establishment to something sacred like a temple simply because he's eating international food he doesn't care to learn to prepare himself. Like, come off of it. He's doing way too much. And he was triggered without even being cursed at. That entire exchange must have taken him back to middle school only now he has the power to raise his voice, swear and hope to God that a civilized setting means he doesn't get immediately get his face rocked for mouthing off disrespectfully to the wrong person.

What is the show/movie where the woman goes into a store and the next scene is her getting fucked on a bed doggy style begging some dud to help her?

People posted the webm all the time.

>>213075897
>"fat women humor".
This man knows how to destroy women

>>213083131
Why didn't the columbine kids do this?

>>213075897
>yourself I see, but grass isn't enough to gather it all for yourself.

>>213075524
What's the context of this

>>213075524
what a complete cunt

>>213075939
>Age of consent in france is 15
>wealthy film director marries a 15 year old model
What is the problem here? Elvis began dating priscilla at 14. For 99.9% of human history and in most places on the planet this is ok.

>>213075524
obvious staged ragebait. who carries a stack of pizzas with one hand and doesnt even attempt to grab them as they fall?

>>213075939
I like how he looks like a pudgier Besson

>>213085670
More importantly, why is someone happening to be filming him just carrying pizzas and with the woman perfectly in frame to kick them?

>>213084592
this is only funny if unscripted but it certainly wouldn't be

>>213085758
because that bitch was like "bestie, film this, film this, watch"

>>213085385
Nice tiddies bitch

>>213075524
>lol
>lmao even

>>213075524
I'd call her a dumb cunt, tell her to pick up the pizza and demand she pay me for any that fell in the dirt.

>>213086293
she'll just walk off

>>213084905
oh sorry im autistic

>>213075225
Disgusting pooburner

Does anyone still have the morphius have sex video? I lost it when my last laptop died

>>213075897
Excellent post

>>213075174
Pajeets have like negative game it’s kind of impressive.

>>213082972
Pvre fvking kvno

>>213084529
>>213084821
How have I never seen this recording?

>>213076036
What a banging little soft body

>>213083131
theatre kids were a fucking mistake

just let me enjoy the California Rolls, BITCH

>>213082820
Is he on a skateboard?

>>213075264
What is this embarrassing gay slop and why are there bot-like NPC faggots calling it kino and based? How brown can one be to see this and not cringe

>>213083131
Jesus Christ that was painful to watch

>>213075939
While yea I would agree that’s iffy and not even for pedo reasons but because 15 year old girls are straight up some of the most obnoxious beings on the planet, this guys unbelievable level of smugness makes me want to punch him in the head until he pukes

>>213076036
She cute

>>213086885
https://archive.org/details/columbine-high-school-cafeteria-cctv-videotape-full-april-20-1999

i dont know how it wasnt more commonly shown, i didnt see it either until skimming through the raw cafeteria footage

>>213075306
me irl. except for you know, not a hot chick

>>213075423
DEMOCRACY POOPERFEST

>>213085517
by burger's logic, if you're attracted to a 17 year 11 month old teenage girl, you're a sick fuck

>>213080442
>white woman entering college

>>213083131
The power of dance is real.

>>213083131
you cut out the best part where they show a cute girl with a hole in her chest redering the whole dance thing an accessory to murder

>>213085517
French age of consent only exist since 2017. It was a different system back then, which mean statutory rape didn't exist, If you had consensual sex with a 13 years old, you were condemned for corruption of minor, but it wasn't considered rape.

>>213082820
>>213087010
He learned to run while holding perfectly still from russian dancers, giving himself massive tactical advantage. Plebs.

>>213080299
the lack of color everywhere because they didn't know how to world build kinda sucks, I liked the "my man" scene though

>>213087590
What are they debating

>>213091684
The correct end to open a soft boiled egg from.

>>213092619
Unintentional comedic genius

>>213092619
i prefer the janny edit myself

>>213075100 (OP)
I knew what this was gonna be from the thumbnail

>>213082972
I watched the movie and I don't even remember this part

>>213075524
based drunk skanks

>>213092619
>are you okaaaaay?
why is he acting out a skit where he's a heroic white knight for an imaginary woman? am I meant to pretend he isn't the portraying all three "characters"? not that he bothered giving the woman any dialogue

>>213075100 (OP)
>dude just eat this raw fish you totally wont get parasites
im never eating this shit

>>213075100 (OP)

>>213095106
eat fried sushi then

>>213075524
>BRUH social media moment!!
Goddamn I hate these fucking drones

>>213078005
Kek

>>213075100 (OP)
>looks at you like this
How do you respond without sounding butthurt and poor?

>>213075100 (OP)

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>>213089112
street shitters are eternally butthurt

>>213075939
JESUS CHRIST!

>>213095608
>>213095582
>here's your prestige drama bro

>>213095608
>>213095763

>>213075225
>BBC
that figures

>>213092619
didn't this guy get busted for grooming underage boys?

>>213084222
there are drunkards who walk straighter than this

>>213096846
Noticing his recurring right step lurch is funny.

>>213097018
new gait recognition benchmark just dropped

>>213097018
There he goes again

>>213087095
>faggot anon doesnt know the monoverse is the whitemans AI.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPn0oD7brWU

>>213086939
Hey, some of the best actors come from a theatre background. We have a bunch of retards on screen these days who can't physically perform or provide volume and diction. That being said, tiktok dancing is the real mistake.

>>213075145
This bitch have commando pro or something?

>>213083131

>>213075100 (OP)

With all due respect, for what that chef probably charges per seat, that banker ought to be able to jizz all over the nigri and make that zipperhead eat it.

>>213082164
listen old man. we are the culture now.

>>213082972
>Super Sonic
Makes sense.
>Super Shadow
eh

Shadow was created due to a glimpse of seeing Sonic as Super Sonic.

>>213075174
Holy based

>>213083131
>Phyllis from the office
l o l

>>213078463
Fat Pig

>>213098765
>womanlette
>frame and build is a perfect balance of filled out but not fat
actual 10/10 perfect woman, /tv/ is just full of contrarians and queers.

>>213098765
delet this

Your kino, sir

Most badass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na65EcbBSYk

>>213075100 (OP)
>Only the biggest gayest most faggoty shit from a gay faggot movie.

>>213100866
it's a series

>>213080243
Because pajeets are basically like all autistic white guys except lower IQ.

>>213101217
>implying it actually matters to discern what dog shit like billions is

Guys I cant help but start uncontrollably screaming because these webms trigger memories in my head of anything fucking stupid I did and I just start screaming at myself what does that mean

>>213082164
>millenials invented sushi

>>213083059
does anyone have the webm of the bollywood movie where these indian soldiers are walking toward the camera then they suddenly break into a dance number?

>>213075897
AI is regressing

>>213075939
Even if I thought that was bad, which I don't it's pretty based actually, why would that ruin the movie? Dumb crossed armed faggot.

>>213075939
Why are these "people" always overweight and have neck beards?

>>213101343
>>213101989
they need deepfake tiny hats on the aggressive "white" dudes with a bigger nose

>>213082164
That's not fair. Acting like niggers in every context is a culture, even if it's a really shitty one.

>>213080299
It was really nice of them to slow down to pose with batman like that. It reminded me of the scene if Kung Fu Panda 2 when Po gets to be in the center of a group pose after he helps free everyone.

>>213098175
ohly shit nice one

>>213101536
No way.... this dude is BADASS

>>213101977
even the "normal" kids look ugly and weird here, what miserable place was this filmed in?

>>213075174
>slo-mo on the single petal falling from the rose
fucking gigakino

>>213075100 (OP)
do you got that with sound.

>>213075939
>WOULD
>WOULD
>WOULD
>WOULD
I don't watch videos made by fucking retards

>>213103181
but it sounds like you just watched the video

>>213075100 (OP)
lol this gets me every time

>>213103181
>would some onions faggot
sounds gay

>>213075418
why does he wear glasses and get called bottles (as if in reference to "coke bottle" lenses aka lenses that are super thick for bad eyesight) but you can tell from the complete lack of distortion on the outline of his face through the lenses that they have no actual prescription? You can tell if someone's lenses are just cosmetic when their cheekbone through the lense isn't "cut" (like looking at something through water, refraction or whatever).

>>213075897
>"Trying to claim all the pizza for yourself I see, but grass isn't enough to gather it all for yourself."
Based Baltic ESL.

>>213075939
>knowing about the director's sex life will make you hate this movie
It's like he knows his audience is a bunch of virtue signaling whiney faggots

>>213076007
the guy who did Fifth Element made LEON.

>>213075100 (OP)
>Only the most badass moments

>>213101417
https://youtu.be/l_MyUGq7pgs?t=86

>>213101536
I'm glad DRUMPF is defunding these fucktards

>>213101989
this is my male fantasy desu

>>213103422
lmao imagine the hysterics such a scene would cause now

>>213101989
ah yes the movie based on the real event where it was actually blacks who were the bad guys. Like A Time To Kill

>>213075939
Good thing this basedische faggot isn't the one on trial or we'd have a field day

>>213082310
How come all the indians my country gets look like they come straight out of the sahara and none of those xqc looking ass faggots

>>213075174
Every frame... It's like poetry...

>>213075939
He could've just said Luc Besson is French, would have covered most of this and taken much less time.

>>213101536
>use pronouns... OR ELSE

>>213101977
This footage is so old by now... I wonder if this beast hit the 41% club.

>>213106815
>3 white men harassing woman on the subway
Looking back, I'm surprised the woman or the Joker isn't black or some other mixed meat.

>>213094203
Kek

>>213106885
Lighter skinned people from 3rd world countries are at the top of the totem pole, look at india, syria, iran etc.
They dont leave becuase they are the masters, they just use europe as a trash bin for their dark, fundemantalist üntermensch

>>213106815
Why would 3 business men take the subway?

>>213075100 (OP)
>ass webms

>>213075100 (OP)
First time I saw this on youtube, I legit thought it was a standalone skit and you were supposed to laugh AT the guy.

>>213078463
You're what I was looking for in this thread.

In prison superhuman sees attempted rape, stops it. Repeatedly. In everyway it is. People are their own property. Guards try and make an example of him, they do, but it's the example the rest follow.

They break out. And are heroes.
Pugh meets her monster again and attacks, it powers him to be her father. Getting everything good to her. Downers dealt with. There are no downsides for her happy.
She forgives and does her trick again. He waits. And after little laugh she continues it, and it's better.

What did he mean by this?

>>213080299
iron nigga

>>213084592
>EYY IM WADDLIN' ERE!!!

>>213080299
Everything about this looks fine except Aquaman. Why is he flying?

>>213083131
I usually don't care about media taking the piss out of something, but this feels disrespectful to kids and school staff who have actually died in school shootings.

>>213075939
How does that ruin the movie?

>>213076372
Good morning sir

>>213092619
>>213096289
Who's really keeping track of which e-celeb is suddenly found to have been doing that?

>>213102736
England

>>213087590
Genuinely cool little touch flashing back to the prologue at the start, and I would have thought this fight was the coolest shit ever if i was 8 or so.

However it's very funny how the giga saur didn't even kill anybody and did nothing wrong except I guess look mean?

>>213075100 (OP)
Sushi is absolutely shit tier though.

>>213075100 (OP)
that's a lot of talk coming from a guy eating off an ipad

Good webms have sound and most are over 6MB.

>>213083131
Kek

>>213075225
Career ending.

>>213075692
>https://vocaroo.com/165HthZHAjxi
kek

>>213096289
Yes he did. He was a church pastor too even

>>213092682
>live action prison school
>this is the webm you make
nigga u gay

>>213098428
Ps in real life it was an Algerian, not a white dude. Back in France or Canada I don't remember

>>213106565
haha i need this with audio

>>213101343
Yeah goy watch and learn you must protect the negros just like this badass wop

>>213075306

>>213075418

>>213075121
>>213075134
Trvke

>>213083131
Moments men will never understand

>>213095582
Is that actual shit or a chocolate cake? Why is everyone acting normal around her? Context?

>>213106115
Why would I imagine this? What do I have to gain from it?

>>213111305
80%& lindt. That's how people act. Baby party?

>>213109718
Yeah it was weird that he dies and actually antagonistic dinos like the bizarrely psycho Spino from III just get chased off.

>>213075121
>>213075134
Based and redpilled

>>213111148
>muddy
Anon....

Please, don't rape me!

>>213111517
...I know...

>>213111523
>>213111590
>Channel4

>>213111663
>physical shitpost folder
Exceedingly based

>>213076036
She’s just so damn cute and soft bros

>>213075939
>>213075524
>>213076036
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>>213082310
>>213083094

>vertical video tik tok shit in the tv and film webm thread

>>213085152
Is this actually from Rebel Moon? Didn't Snyder do the EXACT SAME SHOT in Batman v Superman? what a hack

>>213109718
Dominion was dumb as a pile of bricks but it had some genuinely good dino scenes scattered around the film like little self contained snippets, very disconnected from the actual "plot" (that being one of the film's big problems, the main plot has nothing to do with dinosaurs). Like the dimetrodons in the caves, the dilophosauruses lurking in the forest, or this weird dude.

>>213101536
charlie kirk lookin freak

>>213102487
holy reddit

>>213110554
here ya go anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVMJSQLGnZk

>>213101536

>>213111691
meanwhile I try to plank for 2 minutes and I die

>>213111590
For me it's the recoil from a fucking crossbow.

Kino thread

>>213101536
>beating up a kid when his teacher doesn't use his chosen pronouns

kinda odd

>>213111523

>>213092921
where the fuck is the Terminator going? for a swim?

>>213113274
I don't think that is possible.

>>213075174
It mostly all boils down to trying to avoid the races who sees this and think “badass”

>>213085368
Kill manlets
Kick manlets
Shove manlets down flights of stairs

>>213107662
What movie?

>>213101536

>>213086293
>teehee i'll use my manlet rage
Good be the lolcow you were meant to be while everyone including her football player husband laughs.

>>213075524
Grab her. “Pick them up.” Take her wallet. No money? Take her shoes. Ruined pizza on her dress. Any man trying to white knight gets clocked. Any whore trying to get involved gets clocked.

Probably the first time she’ll have ever had accountability. Women need to be kept in line. Too uppity nowadays.

>>213076036
I’ll never understand the Florence haters. She’s prime slam piggy. You just know she’d eat some slop with you then plap plap very nicely. Jokes aside she’s got a nice personality and she makes kinos. I want to fuck her while her mascara runs as I grab the back of her hair.

>>213082896
Can someone jak this?

>>213106885
There is such a thing as light skinned Indian. They could walk past you without you having the slightest thought that the person is Indian. Only way to spot them is through other telltale mannerisms like accent or bad grammar.

When new thread?

>>213096289
>>213110399
Yes and he changed his name to John Christopher Williams.

>John Robert Bell
>Minnesota Court Records
>case number 14-CV-22-1799

I'm convinced every single tranny/Lbgtq influencer is a pedo or into really fucked up shit.

>>213114111
Well yeah obviously.
Why would someone promote sexuality among preteens except to groom them?