Silver Surfette appreciation thread - /tv/ (#213076681) [Archived: 408 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:38:36 PM No.213076681
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>actress is ugly and repulsive
>Silver Surfette is hot af

How?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:42:32 PM No.213076762
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>>213076681 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:43:41 PM No.213076782
because you're mentally ill and can only talk about actors' appearances
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:44:06 PM No.213076791
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>>213076681 (OP)
.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:45:08 PM No.213076808
>>213076782
Your post makes no sense, wtf are you trying to say, ETL?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:47:23 PM No.213076854
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>>213076681 (OP)
..
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:48:27 PM No.213076874
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>>213076681 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:57:22 PM No.213077058
Capture
Capture
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>>213076681 (OP)
What did she mean by this?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:01:17 PM No.213077151
>>213077058
she tells later what it meant. it's kinda semi big plot point, helps the guy translate the language. did you not concentrate at all when watching the movie?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:01:17 PM No.213077152
>>213077058
I ship it
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:02:01 PM No.213077167
>>213077152
As do I, unironically and unexpectedly.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:03:02 PM No.213077193
>>213077058
I hope he taps that metalussy in the sequel.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:04:14 PM No.213077219
>>213076874
this is straight out of sailor moon and some other anime. which means that its absolute kino.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:04:20 PM No.213077225
>>213076854
So Hollywood movies are just winamp plugins now?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:05:19 PM No.213077247
>>213077225
fucking kek, zoomies won't get what you mean
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:06:30 PM No.213077276
>>213076681 (OP)
>actress is ugly and repulsive
you must be gay.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:07:08 PM No.213077285
>>213076874
But how?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:09:13 PM No.213077326
>>213077285
power cosmic (magnets)
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:10:03 PM No.213077337
>>213076874
Unicron and megatron
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:13:31 PM No.213077410
>>213076791
>surfette _fire_tunnel.webm
its called a barrel you stupid kook
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:15:30 PM No.213077445
I just realized that the reshoots they did for this movie a few weeks before release was them filming that one scene of Shala-Bal on the beach turning into silver surfer. They didn't have it in the movie until a month or ago kek
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:17:14 PM No.213077472
>>213076681 (OP)
Imagine she has explosive diarrhea in the middle of her speech. She tries to keep her composure best she can but the stomach ache is too much. She falls on her knees in front of lowly humans, exposing her silver butthole to the cameras. Her farts and squirts echo from every speaker, from every direction. Her once pristine surfboard dripping brown liquid. She covers her face in shame as she begs Galactus for forgiveness. She eventually loses control of the board, crashes into a filthy sidewalk.
The last thing she sees before losing consciousness is a crowd gathering around her, covering their noses, looking down on her in disgust.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:18:23 PM No.213077506
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>i will now watch your movie
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:19:22 PM No.213077523
1738739118607923m
1738739118607923m
md5: 04b21d564de9e521106b82aa89e1ba3c๐Ÿ”
Frankly, all those wembs look kino
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:19:34 PM No.213077529
>cosmic eldritch being
>looks like a human in different color

Lazy writing
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:19:33 PM No.213077530
JIFFY POP-5 LOGO
JIFFY POP-5 LOGO
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Her hair reminds me of picrel. Not a good look desu
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:21:20 PM No.213077560
>>213077523
>that half-anime overwatch sfm bait goonslop face
I'll go with Jessica Alba and Surfette, thank you very much.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:23:29 PM No.213077600
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:23:39 PM No.213077606
>>213077529
I'm not sure if its comic accurate, but there was a scene in the movie where Galactus says that at one point he was small like humans and came from a different planet. He's insinuating that he is as big as he is right now based on how many planets he's eaten. So I assume that's why he's not as big as he is in the comics
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:25:06 PM No.213077630
>>213076681 (OP)
Why didn't they just used Norrin Radd? Not even reference him in the flashback.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:31:13 PM No.213077753
>>213077600
lel
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:32:15 PM No.213077779
>>213077529
>>213077606
Every species sees him differently and similar to their look

>>213077630
...and have gay crush with human torch? plz
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:32:28 PM No.213077787
>>213076681 (OP)
>>actress is ugly and repulsive
Kike faggot
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:33:45 PM No.213077823
>>213076681 (OP)
Why not just make her bald? Isn't that the trend now
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:34:26 PM No.213077837
silver kike
silver kike
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>>213077787
>kike

Yeah you are right, she is
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:35:01 PM No.213077850
>>213077630
Would have been even more similar to Rise of the Silver Surfer and given Johnny nothing to do
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:35:41 PM No.213077867
>>213076762
>woman giving birth with legs up
>her sole isn't in the corner of the shot, slightly out of focus
These director's don't know shit.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:42:49 PM No.213077998
>>213077837
omg she is a jewess? IMAGINE MY FUCKING SHOCK
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:43:50 PM No.213078017
>>213076681 (OP)
>Silver Surfette
>Surfette

Is this ridiculously funny to anyone else? I like it.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:45:07 PM No.213078052
kike
kike
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>>213077276
She's an ugly jew irl, nothing like the silver mommy in the movie
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:46:55 PM No.213078099
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>>213077058
this is also my experience when i try to approach foreign girls, they mutter some gibberish then hit me with their surfboard
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:47:42 PM No.213078121
Sexy-Julia-Garner-Tits-and-Ass-Photos-Leaked-celebmasta.com-13
>>213078052
She has a fat ass and thighs tho
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:48:35 PM No.213078140
>>213077600

More funny than any โ€œjokeโ€ in the movie.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:48:44 PM No.213078143
>>213078099
kek

also, that pose is hot af
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:50:54 PM No.213078201
>>213077058
Satanic woke Hollywood is openly mocking Jesus now
Fucking scumbags
Their time is almost up thankfully
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:51:32 PM No.213078217
>>213076681 (OP)
I'd be all up in her silvussy
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:52:05 PM No.213078233
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:52:44 PM No.213078251
>>213078201
>muh kike on a stick
go back to facebook nigger
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:54:47 PM No.213078304
>>213078233
SOLES
SILVER SOLES
GOD DAMN LOOK AT THOSE SOLES
I LOVE SOLES
I LOVE FEET
I LOVE WOMEN
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:57:38 PM No.213078376
>>213078233
HOLY SEXO
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:00:17 PM No.213078435
>>213078233
There was no reason to have her hover like that. They just wanted to show her soles. BASED BEYOND BELIEF.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:02:42 PM No.213078492
Silver women are usually hot. We had them back in the 80s and hood ornaments. A life-size female that's all silver is usually hard to mess up on design wise.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:02:46 PM No.213078494
NGL, all the Surfette webms look pretty fucking dope, I'm considering going to see it just for her
>>213078121
gyatt, where's she been hiding that
>>213078233
>Galactus activates Surfette's Lovenseโ„ข
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:07:20 PM No.213078586
anyone know how they did the model? is it full body mocap? are the tits measured as well?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:08:39 PM No.213078619
>>213076762
>all black holes from now will look like the one in Interstellar
BRAVO NOLAN
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:13:06 PM No.213078737
>>213078619
You mean... scientifically accurate?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:16:37 PM No.213078818
>>213076762
Well the cgi doesn't look like a ps3 cutscene, so that's good.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:17:52 PM No.213078852
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>Johnny loves space... Johnny loves women... Now there's a literal naked space woman.
>Don't tell me how to kill sexy aliens!

I think what surprised me was they acknowledged that she's hot. After the failure of the Marvels and their other movies it seems MCU is self-correcting to add a little something for the gooners.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:18:11 PM No.213078861
>>213077530
Damn I haven't had Jiffy Pop in years.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:20:30 PM No.213078934
JuliaGarnerOZARK
JuliaGarnerOZARK
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>>213078121
I guess she doesn't have the body of an old woman.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:32:49 PM No.213079225
MCU fully covered
MCU fully covered
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>>213078852
>>213076681 (OP)
this exactly

I was exhausted by the LACK of fan-service. I can't even remember the last time MCU had Black Widow with her vest zipped open slightly. oh! is that a bare shoulders on Scarlet Witch?! shoulder! yes! it was ridiculous.

full head-to-toe 100% no clothes? thank you, MCU!

(sorry for the pic, I was using it to illustrate the full combat suits lol)
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:37:33 PM No.213079340
>>213076762
Her falling for the black hole is tacit acknowledgement that this surfina is a dumb bitch. Norrin Radd would never have fallen for this.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:38:47 PM No.213079367
>>213076681 (OP)
Not only is she not hot, she looks creepy as shit and the CGI is God awful
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:41:35 PM No.213079437
>>213079225
if in the coming weeks there are articles complaining about how Silver Surfette's design is "male-gazey", you know they're doing something right
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:42:49 PM No.213079461
>>213076681 (OP)
why didnt they give her huge rockin tits with some suckable chrome nipples? what is hollywood afraid of?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:43:54 PM No.213079488
>>213076681 (OP)
Galactus should have won wtf were they thinking with this movie
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:44:16 PM No.213079501
>>213078619
>by working extremely closely with the leading astrophysicist of the world Nolan established the canonical representation of black holes and related phenomena on the screen
bravo indeed
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:08:37 PM No.213080102
>>213076681 (OP)
>no nipples
dropped
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:15:28 PM No.213080258
>>213079340
>surfina

kek
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:25:29 PM No.213080484
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This space woman presents her ass and asks you to follow, wyd?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:29:50 PM No.213080610
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>>213080484
>given cute hair and makeup when they could've just made regular silver surfer with tits
>characters acknowledge she walks around naked and is sexy
>that ass
Yeah, I'm thinking woke is over.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:35:01 PM No.213080749
usually with these movies i just watch the camrip and don't care about looking at spoilers but i'm watching it with friends later and I don't want to be that guy that watches it/clips of it before set plans :(

is it at least better than brave new world and the red hulk shit?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:36:16 PM No.213080784
>>213080749
It's better
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:41:03 PM No.213080908
>>213080749
it's actually, genuinely good
i'm surprised frankly
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:42:46 PM No.213080959
>>213080784
>>213080908
>$0.10 has been added to your Disney Plus account
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:43:20 PM No.213080969
>>213080784
>>213080908
ok that's good enough for me then. if it's around the same level as thunderbolts then I'm fine because I enjoyed that for the most part (red guardian is a bit cringe but not overbearing or movie ruining)
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:45:23 PM No.213081011
>>213080749
>>213080969
It's better than Capt Nog and Thunderbolts. It's not on par with Guardians 1 or Iron Man, but it's not shit either.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:47:22 PM No.213081056
>>213080484
that's a nice ass, how did it go past the sjw troons at disney?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:49:37 PM No.213081114
>>213076681 (OP)
Why is the Silver Surfer a female? And a fuck ugly one at that
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:49:49 PM No.213081122
Woke is dead
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:50:57 PM No.213081149
silver cake
silver cake
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>>213080484
bros...
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:53:22 PM No.213081200
>>213076681 (OP)
wasn't the silver suffer a man?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:53:26 PM No.213081202
Did the gooners win? Everyone was bitching about female Silver Surfer until the other day.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:55:46 PM No.213081262
>>213080749
Worse than thunderbolts and especially superman. Boring nonsensical plot, boring dull characters with little chemistry, trash third act, little to no action in this superhero summer blockbuster, bad editing and cgi baby is horrendous. Disney have lost their marbles and are clearly paying off critics.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:56:21 PM No.213081280
>>213081202
Gooners always cum out on top
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:56:43 PM No.213081291
>>213081202
i swear the silver surfer was a man originally. wasn't he a man?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:56:51 PM No.213081294
>>213076681 (OP)
Why do they always give them human eyes? Silver Surfer in the other movie was perfect because he looked and acted alien.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:57:17 PM No.213081307
>>213077058
Let's hope we get a nude sex scene with silver ass in the sequel.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:58:39 PM No.213081340
>>213076681 (OP)
>Surfette
Surfer. Shallah-Baal is The Silver Surfer. Just from an alternate reality. The same as the actual Silver Surfer, her betrothed, Norrin Radd.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:58:39 PM No.213081341
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>>213081202
We assumed it was done for woke reasons.
Seeing the movie, it's legit coombait which was severely lacking in modern movies.

Also, the way they mentioned she's naked makes me think she canonically has her nipples and pussy visible. Like in Japanese video games where they don't draw the details but they're supposed to be there (pic related)
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:59:26 PM No.213081367
>>213077867
/thread
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:59:40 PM No.213081371
>>213081291
>>213081200
You have google and ai on your fingertips, why are you asking here and wait to be spoonfed, nigger?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:00:41 PM No.213081408
>>213081149
I am actually amazed that weirdo Feige didn't have her weird body armor. Still silver and reflective skin all over but how her naked form with bare feet, ass, etc.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:00:58 PM No.213081417
>>213080959
thanks
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:00:59 PM No.213081419
>surfette
Every day we drift further from God's grace.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:01:14 PM No.213081426
>>213079340
Except Norrin himself has skirted past numerous black holes in his adventures. It's even established in Marvel's old pre-2000s continuity he can use them as wormholes to traverse the universe in an instant, without the use of his teleportation powers.

The Surfer is practically a Celestial on par with The Living Tribunal. Galactus made him near god like.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:01:15 PM No.213081428
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>>213081371
yeah i was right. he was a man. why did they sex swap him? why do they keep doing this shit.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:03:27 PM No.213081493
>>213076791
Why would Torch need a spacesuit? When he's Flame On, he's living plasma like Sol, not fire. The original Human Torch, Jim Hammond of The Defenders, was an android that produced fire.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:03:41 PM No.213081501
>>213081371
Disney had good source material that everyone somewht knew.....
>and yet they made some uggo jewess play a genderswapped role
I truly mean this - if jews and freemasons/satanists don't stop their bullshit the will be erased IRL.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:03:43 PM No.213081503
>>213080749
7-7.5/10 the best capeshit of 2025. Not filled with the usual shitty MarLEL quipfest. Wish they had given Benn, Johny and female silver surfer more screentime. This probably has a 2.5 hours directors cut. Hope they release it. I need to see Johnny banging that silver ass in the sequel.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:03:44 PM No.213081504
>>213081428
This time they actually did it for sex appeal.

>source?
The blood rushing to my penis.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:04:28 PM No.213081525
>>213081504
if they did it for sex appeal they should have hired an attractive women. but they didn't. shes pig face ugly.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:04:30 PM No.213081529
>>213081428
well actually in this one alternate universe...
but really because she's hot
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:04:46 PM No.213081537
>>213076874
do they at least acknowledge Zenn-La and her fiancรฉ Norrin? I need to go see this in theaters.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:05:06 PM No.213081549
>>213081529
you have repulsive taste in women then. i bet you fuck pigs.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:05:19 PM No.213081555
>>213081504
>2025 sex appeal is silver, post-wall naked jewess
Get your fucking eyes checked m8
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:06:43 PM No.213081600
>>213081525
>pig face
Anime has rotten your brain. Seek help.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:14:35 PM No.213081782
You
You
md5: 3766e38fa5ec5567eae630a1ed65dc3e๐Ÿ”
>>213081555
Go outside and make friends.
Replies: >>213082032
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:18:07 PM No.213081860
>>213076681 (OP)
Have you ever heard about this thing called CGI?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:21:00 PM No.213081926
>>213076681 (OP)
How does her voice sound?
Replies: >>213081989
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:22:53 PM No.213081980
file
file
md5: 228077429b207d76e38553f497d6c3c2๐Ÿ”
>>213081555
>>213081549
>>213081525
You are what I call a "soft-faggot".

The logic is simple:
You are straight on paper because the characters you goon to are supposed to be women. BUT they don't look anything like women. You're sexually attracted to some chink drawing of an alien with long hair. You have no interest in actual, real life female form like a straight man supposed to.

You're a soft-faggot.
Replies: >>213082032 >>213082099 >>213082205
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:23:04 PM No.213081989
>>213081926
Metallic. Which is sort of odd considering every portrayal of Norrin Radd so far has him speaking in a regular, if not stilted, very serious and stern voice, with a mild hint of sadness.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:24:12 PM No.213082032
rach8
rach8
md5: 5f457193c2084c2f7cbe0a215c37da1c๐Ÿ”
>>213081980
>>213081782
>actually defending a frumpy post-wall jewess
Lol, hol' up - lemme post who the should have cast if they wanted sex appeal.
Replies: >>213082076 >>213082422
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:25:48 PM No.213082076
>>213082032
>look guys i like women i swear
too late, already exposed yourself as a degenerate weeb when you used the term "pig face". Go back to /a/ now.
Replies: >>213082648
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:26:49 PM No.213082099
>>213081980
>that pic
i've been telling niggers there was something demonic about anime
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:31:26 PM No.213082205
>>213081980
Don't waste your breath on zoomoids, they're already irrelevant. Focus on alphas.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:36:43 PM No.213082348
>>213077225
based lol
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:39:06 PM No.213082422
>>213082032
>posts a niggerlover porn star
>can't speak like an adult, just uses memespeak

This website is a mistake. /tv/ should be a separate website with registered email log-ins so we can vet who gets to use it.
Replies: >>213082648 >>213082980
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:40:57 PM No.213082473
>>213081202
I don't really care about source materal genderswaps or lone girl taking on a dozen dudes. I only care whether she's written and presented for the male audience that actually shows up to these films and shows.
Replies: >>213082649
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:47:25 PM No.213082648
gay month atk
gay month atk
md5: ae8ae8517d8793a035da4d66f0bc231e๐Ÿ”
>>213082076
I said 'frumpy post-wall jewess' you illiterate pleb.
You will never be a woman, and neither will this dumb faggot>>213082422

That's Rachel Pizzolato. Among the top5 hottest models on this planet you fucking fat
Replies: >>213082705 >>213082724 >>213082782 >>213082841
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:47:30 PM No.213082649
>>213082473
t. watches movies and reads comics
Fuck. Finally someone who gets it.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:49:29 PM No.213082705
have a nice cold can of DIET COPE
have a nice cold can of DIET COPE
md5: b46f3c24a44b5351d12c031feea3d787๐Ÿ”
>>213082648
You're a child. Lashing out at adults for not paying attention to your temper tantrum and porn addiction. GO. OUTSIDE. MAKE. FRIENDS. WITH ACTUAL PEOPLE WHO AREN'T FUCKING CRAZY. (you) LOSER.
Replies: >>213085062
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:50:22 PM No.213082724
>>213082648
>That's Rachel Pizzolato. Among the top5 hottest models on this planet
She's hot, yes. The problem is I don't believe you actually knew about her before.
10 bucks, you just asked niggerGPT to find you a pornstar just to prove you're not an anime obsessed faggot.
Replies: >>213082890 >>213085062
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:51:14 PM No.213082745
>>213078737
shut up faggot
Replies: >>213086032
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:52:22 PM No.213082782
>>213082648
>arguments deboonked: 0
Replies: >>213085062
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:54:39 PM No.213082835
>>213076681 (OP)
>opportunity for sleek, sexy, shiny metal woman
>get this
I wish I could understand living to ruin things like these execs do. They live for hate and ugliness. Le sigh, oh well.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:54:54 PM No.213082841
>>213082648
>You will never be a woman
Yea bro the guy making fun of you for being a FAGGOT is clearly a tranny and you just shut his ass, sure bro
Replies: >>213085062
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:57:11 PM No.213082890
>>213082724
nta but you need fresh air
Replies: >>213082942
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:59:18 PM No.213082942
>>213082890
I'm gooning to a CGI render with metallic slider pulled all the way to the right, of course I need fresh air...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:01:24 PM No.213082980
>>213082422
Go somewhere else if you hate it so much
Replies: >>213083188
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:02:24 PM No.213083004
MARDY GET YOUR ASS DOWN TO THE BLUE CAT
Trooth Bombz "Black in the Dayz" from /asp/ !ntxFr6SCLM
7/25/2025, 8:04:59 PM No.213083065
>>213076681 (OP)
The head looks like it was animated separately from the body. The jaw line looks weird. Not like "she has an ugly jaw line" but like "wow whoever was in charge of making that jaw line wasn't very good at their job".
Replies: >>213083222
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:06:53 PM No.213083119
>>213076791
Why is he even shooting those towers if he's simply going to fly through them?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:10:05 PM No.213083188
>>213082980
Get off the internet, take a shower, go make friends in the real world like the rest of us have. I'm here to have serious discussions about film for a few minutes out of my day. Not deal with you contrarian children.
Replies: >>213085062
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:10:41 PM No.213083209
JuliaGarner_thumb.jpg
JuliaGarner_thumb.jpg
md5: 465930b0041aa5fd47d8e1366b8dba47๐Ÿ”
>>213076681 (OP)
>>actress is ugly and repulsive
What the fuck are you on about?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:11:03 PM No.213083222
>>213083065
I noticed that too. Actresses face overlayed on CGI body, maybe?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:12:50 PM No.213083253
>>213077523
Julia Garner has a strong chin, that's about it.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:38:12 PM No.213083931
>>213077058
It's cool how she rides around on a floating ironing board.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:39:17 PM No.213083961
1717817288877598
1717817288877598
md5: 2c80e36236cb99f778e7c14cb09bd272๐Ÿ”
>>213078251
>kike on a stick
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:19:09 PM No.213084944
file
file
md5: f3eb39f5fb6541605c8d873aa062c464๐Ÿ”
>>213076681 (OP)
My current obsession.
Replies: >>213086889
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:23:06 PM No.213085062
1753210509460641
1753210509460641
md5: 9002e0e567c974219c14fe0f53a565c1๐Ÿ”
>>213082705
>>213082724
>>213082782
>>213082841
>>213083188
>JIDF literally defending a 40 yr old Yidsney jewess
lmao
Imma keep posting 10s so your race knows what real beauty looks like
Replies: >>213085199 >>213085317
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:28:04 PM No.213085199
file
file
md5: ca18d998af5f9366e28b65c45b8ac77b๐Ÿ”
>>213085062
Replies: >>213085292
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:30:42 PM No.213085264
Julia Garner at Met Gala_thumb.jpg
Julia Garner at Met Gala_thumb.jpg
md5: 06c53b1c3b55e73396e4001c192522bb๐Ÿ”
>>213076681 (OP)
>actress is ugly and repulsive
No she isn't.
Replies: >>213085320 >>213085494
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:31:47 PM No.213085292
1753055044441321
1753055044441321
md5: 70769a48e46d8e0ef290888386377045๐Ÿ”
>>213085199
There is a literal discussion in that post and others about how the Silver Shekel was poorly cast and shouldn't exist. Your pilpul only works against inferiors - not superiors.

Who the fuck is this Yidsney bitch anyways? How did she get a major role with a frumpy jew face like that? Oh wait....I think I know....
Replies: >>213085317
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:32:48 PM No.213085317
>>213085292
>>213085062
why is this guy having a complete meltdown?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:32:56 PM No.213085320
hott brry
hott brry
md5: 629dc54cc29c95b2378efecfbbeda965๐Ÿ”
>>213085264
She's had her nose worked on twice and still looks like a witch. Truly a cursed race.
Replies: >>213085362
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:34:17 PM No.213085362
>>213085320
No she hasn't. She has the same nose she always has.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:34:47 PM No.213085372
>stereotypical coomer
I knew they still existed on this board.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:36:09 PM No.213085408
>>213076681 (OP)
I have bigger boobs than her. What happened?
Replies: >>213085440 >>213085471
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:37:25 PM No.213085440
>>213085408
Yidsney gonna Yid
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:38:26 PM No.213085471
>>213085408
You're fat?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:38:57 PM No.213085484
Garner should have played Sue Storm instead.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:39:23 PM No.213085494
>>213085264
>that slight autism
based
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:39:41 PM No.213085501
>>213076681 (OP)
>hot
That's ugly as fuck just like the ugly ass actress, retard.
Replies: >>213085523
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:39:59 PM No.213085509
sure is samefag in this thread
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:40:23 PM No.213085523
>>213085501
Stop samefagging. Just hide the thread and move with your life.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:47:08 PM No.213085684
1751168594381549
1751168594381549
md5: 3746b51b0350447df5b3ef107c12161a๐Ÿ”
Wasted opportunity to make a cool movie about the Silver Surfer, about his story and thoughts and questioning, guiding Galactus to alien planets, like the comfy little animated series, it was really cool.
Replies: >>213085893 >>213085973
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:47:08 PM No.213085685
EC871elWkAAp5Sm
EC871elWkAAp5Sm
md5: cc95bb8bc0992478e8f96260d7e662e5๐Ÿ”
>told someone to leave /tv/ if they don't like it
>keeps coming back to thread he doesn't like to crashout and meltdown sequentially in 5 minute intervals
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:55:06 PM No.213085893
>>213085684
Are you seriously pitching a male with white features as an MC in a 2025 film? Yidsney would be sued by DOJ for violating the DEI grant clauses. Not joking.
Replies: >>213085936
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:56:42 PM No.213085936
1732476065542887
1732476065542887
md5: d9f1477a3e3d0c1ee7f9b6e470c82e1a๐Ÿ”
>>213085893
I'm sadly aware of all of this shit, I'm just dreaming a little.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:57:49 PM No.213085973
>>213085684
>obviously too young to remember Rise of The Silver Surfer
>Grabbed a screencap of FOX Kids! Silver Surfer from Google
Replies: >>213086001 >>213086036
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:58:47 PM No.213086001
>>213085973
Rise of the Silver Surfer did not feature any of what he was talking about
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:59:31 PM No.213086032
thefucknigga
thefucknigga
md5: 55337c22612708ce61722dd7f9e7d9d2๐Ÿ”
>>213082745
Get a look at this buttblasted retard.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:59:42 PM No.213086036
1751231216192771
1751231216192771
md5: 4e7a2a00d7169224db5d2843e6893cf5๐Ÿ”
>>213085973
The 1998 is fucking everything in the ass.
Replies: >>213086523
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:01:54 PM No.213086104
>>213076762
what is going on in this scene?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:04:04 PM No.213086168
>>213076681 (OP)
>How
Is it really so hard to wrap your mind around? She's a women with breasts who isn't obese. Put some silver paint on her covering every wrinkle and visible flaw, and yeah, if course she is going to be attractive.
Replies: >>213086303
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:10:05 PM No.213086303
>>213086168
>it's ok to genderswap and jew-ify another superhero
I wouldn't mind if the were attractive jews....but no, we get Asberger's Supes and Wicked Witch of the Chrome. And so the uglificiation of culture marches on.....
Replies: >>213086564
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:19:13 PM No.213086523
>>213086036
shut up Hindu.
Replies: >>213086585
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:20:48 PM No.213086564
Mouth breather
Mouth breather
md5: d4c2f2b9d14b4cc88ad6b7c1b0f0583d๐Ÿ”
>>213086303
>I wouldn't mind if the were attractive jews....but no, we get Asberger's Supes and Wicked Witch of the Chrome. And so the uglificiation of culture marches on.....
no one asked you. Or anyone on this shitshow website. Watch it, or don;;t. Your opinions only matter to (you).
Replies: >>213086667 >>213087044
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:21:44 PM No.213086585
>>213086523
Go watch the series, you'll come back and praise it, because it has soul and it is the best animated media about the Silver Surfer.
Replies: >>213088093
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:22:46 PM No.213086615
>>213076762
The F4 are running away from Galactus in a faster than light hyperspace tunnel but the Silver Surfette is faster than that and catches up to them so they stop by a black hole to do a slingshot maneuver and try to get the Surfette trapped in the black hole's gravity well while Sue Storm gives birth but the Surfette surfs it
Replies: >>213087794
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:25:26 PM No.213086667
>>213086564
>mouth breather
>his mouth is closed
i want my money back
Replies: >>213088129
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:25:47 PM No.213086677
>>213077506
irrefutable proof that footfags are braindead
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:26:48 PM No.213086703
>>213077560
based
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:27:35 PM No.213086728
>>213080749
unironically the only flaws it has is not enough galactus or surfette screen time
the rest is surprisingly decent
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:28:36 PM No.213086761
>>213081202
her being female is actually relevant to the plot, so it's not woke.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:28:44 PM No.213086766
>>213078233
what if he put her in his underwear haha
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:29:45 PM No.213086793
>>213078304
>>213078376
>>213078435
good morning saar
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:30:22 PM No.213086803
>>213076681 (OP)
>Actress is ugly and repulsive
Stop being a gay homo with shit taste, for one.
Replies: >>213086824
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:30:46 PM No.213086815
>>213079367
fag
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:31:02 PM No.213086824
>>213086803
>back again
get banned already nigger
Replies: >>213086866
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:31:50 PM No.213086852
What a weird fuckin thread.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:32:19 PM No.213086866
>>213086824
You know multiple anons can have similar opinions about your dogshit thread.
Replies: >>213086936
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:32:53 PM No.213086889
>>213084944
can a brother get a sauce
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:34:46 PM No.213086936
>>213086866
You know anons can detect samefagging. You're not even trying to come off as a different person.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:38:31 PM No.213087044
>>213086564
>make shitwrong ugly product
>get mad at consumers for mocking it on forums
You might be fuckin retarded
Replies: >>213088129
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:39:29 PM No.213087067
>>213076791
whats the lore behind galactus? I just know he is a dumb giant lol.
Replies: >>213087244
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:41:17 PM No.213087122
>an entire thread to complain about jews
Never change retards
Replies: >>213087391
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:41:43 PM No.213087138
Surfer doesn't work as a woman. Women don't have those types of thought patterns that the character requires.
Replies: >>213087226 >>213087230
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:45:02 PM No.213087226
>>213087138
this is why it's fictional, she's not a real surfer
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:45:09 PM No.213087230
>>213087138
>why doesn't Galactus call me anymore?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:45:38 PM No.213087244
>>213087067
He was the lone survivor of the previous universe before it collapsed into the big bang of this one. He needs to convert planets of living people into energy to "feed." They can't really do him justice on a movie screen.
Replies: >>213087388
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:51:11 PM No.213087388
>>213087244
literally all of that is in the film
Replies: >>213087490 >>213087569
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:51:17 PM No.213087391
>>213087122
lurk two years before posting newfag
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:54:42 PM No.213087490
>>213087388
Does he talk much or is he just kind of in the background? Looks like the latter from the webms itt.
Replies: >>213087548
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:56:36 PM No.213087548
>>213087490
he does a fair bit of talking
what bugs me is there's only like one scene of just him and the surfer where he gets to exposition dump and it's just enough to get those details in, he needed either another scene or the fight needed to be longer and more dramatic
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:57:16 PM No.213087569
Star Trek version of Galactus
Star Trek version of Galactus
md5: 0d51f79598daf772a8be98ef5a18bb20๐Ÿ”
>>213087388
all I remember from the movie is him saying "satisfy my hunger..." (or something) without any explanation.

I would have liked to see a Picard-like scene where Reed offers to help him with science, but is rejected, and explains only life-force can feed him blah blah whatever
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:59:19 PM No.213087631
>>213076681 (OP)
Needs bigger tits...also that cam looks pretty solid...
Replies: >>213087668 >>213087673
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:59:42 PM No.213087644
>/tv/ mad the naked character isn't a buff dude
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:00:31 PM No.213087666
>>213076762
God...Vanessa is such a fucking hag!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:00:34 PM No.213087668
>>213087631
good morning
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:00:55 PM No.213087673
>>213087631
it is very good, the sound as well
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:01:21 PM No.213087687
spoonfeed me link to camrip download
Replies: >>213087720
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:02:31 PM No.213087720
>>213087687
https://www.rtally.xyz/post/the-fantastic-four-first-steps
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:04:22 PM No.213087767
>>213076681 (OP)
I watched that torrent. It didn't have post credit scenes.
Replies: >>213087883
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:05:28 PM No.213087794
>>213086615
It was a neutron star
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:08:18 PM No.213087871
>>213081504
>>213081529
>they hated anon because he told the truth
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:08:44 PM No.213087883
>>213087767
well you missed a neat doom tease, i'll sum it up for you

>sue storm reading franklin a book
>puts them both down to do woman shit
>hears funny noise, turns around
>sees doom holding franklin in one hand and his mask in the other

the outfit is a knockoff of the 05 doom
Replies: >>213087915
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:08:50 PM No.213087887
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:09:51 PM No.213087915
>>213087883
>the outfit is a knockoff of the 05 doom
or.....it's based on you know, the comic book Doom
Replies: >>213088018
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:13:21 PM No.213088018
>>213087915
nigger, shut your whore mouth.

doom in the comics wears a cloak with a suit of armor

doom in the movies (minus corman and fant4stic) wears a hooded jacket and a mask
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:16:07 PM No.213088093
>>213086585
Kid, I'm in my 40s. I GREW UP watching that show every Saturday morning, and have been reading The Silver Surfer & Fantastic 4 since I was 10.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:17:51 PM No.213088129
>>213086667
No refunds, no wheezing the juice!

>>213087044
>Consumer
You don't watch movies. You don't read comic books. You don't watch TV. You don't listen to music. You do nothing but sit on this fucking imageboard and participate in hatefilled contrarian circlejerks 24/7.
Replies: >>213088527
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:31:49 PM No.213088527
>>213088129
Huh? Nigga I just finished the newest season of Drive to Survive and started re-watching Stardust Memory. Stop being gay
Replies: >>213089277
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:54:27 PM No.213089277
>>213088527
No. I love sucking penises. I love swallowing sperm. It fulfills my cravings for risky sex.