Thread 213078979

Would the smartest man in the universe really say this?

>>213078979 (OP)
high INT
low WIS
but yeah it's stupid, could have made it believable by the logs being leaked or something

>>213078979 (OP)
This is one of those examples of a situation where it's actually completely justified to lie. Why put your unborn child on blast like that to the entire world?

>>213078979 (OP)
I watched this last night, it was really good. I'd definitely recommend it if you were into the old school marvel movies, feels very "Avengers"y

>>213079049
Feels avengery in the same way jersey mikes feels subwaysey

>>213078979 (OP)
There’s literally nothing a mob can do to them

>>213078979 (OP)
I haven't seen the movie. It sounds like one of those epic awesomesauce moments a søīllennial writer would toss in

>>213078979 (OP)
Civilizations have sacrificed more for ward off less real threats.

Civilizations have sacrificed more to ward off less real threats.

>>213079067
Not a good analogy as jersey mikes mogs the fuck out of subway

>>213079074
This.
Not a one of them is in any danger from anything less than a nuke.
Sue and Johnny can even deal with that.
Reed can probably figure a way to survive, but would not as he would feel compelled to envelop it to save others.
Ben would do similar but with less knowledge on how to direct the blast away from others it would not be done as well.

Reed Richards had supreme self confidence to the point of arrogance. Pascal's Reed has analysis paralysis and takes forever to come to non conclusions with his chalk board. It's fucked up that Johnny Storm has to do the mental heavy lifting to decode the silver surfer message crap.

>>213078979 (OP)
They stole this plot point from the Last of Us.

>>213079240
>Reed Richards had supreme self confidence to the point of arrogance.
Doombot spotted.

>>213079220
And it's still shit

>>213079067
>>213079220
Its 100% the Jersey Mikes in this situation since it mogs. Its hard to explain though, you just have to watch it to see what I mean.

HE'S A NIGGER

>>213078979 (OP)
Intelligence doesn't negate emotions.

>>213078979 (OP)
He would probably molest his female co-stars because he was feeling anxious

>>213078979 (OP)
This is a very important lesson. It applies to many situations in life.
>Never negotiate with terrorists.
If somebody threatens you or the people you love, you stop them.

>>213079067
> food analogy
Smoothie Brian

>>213078979 (OP)
The alternative is Galactus making the Surfer tells everybody, better to come off from his mouth so people will have a reason to trust them

>>213078979 (OP)
Just give him a pipebomb that looks like a baby

>>213078979 (OP)
Barely anything happens in this sloppa. Incredibly boring, even by capeshit standards

Why didn't he just lie?

>>213081663
>>213080176

>>213081663
He's a literal super hero.

I'm more irritated that by having a global power curfew they could somehow have enough power to power the teleporter. Like hello? Egg to earth scale is like 1.8x10^25. Some dumb shit they wanted to promote the idea of family.

>>213080176
Oh so now Galactus knows what's happening on Earth? That's a reach and you know it.

>>213082028
also they were fine with just the egg as a test and didn't consider how teleporting living beings might be more complicated?

>>213082028
>Like hello?
Uggg gag me with a spoon.

>>213082028
I am not going to watch the movie, did they adress where they would teleport Earth, or that they need to tag the Moon along too?

>>213079298
kek I now imagine an army of doombots posting to social media
the best

>>213082265
It makes zero sense. Earth is habitable because so many things, not only just because it's the perfect distance between the sun.
Transporting earth to some location with the same ideal condition, and without major repercussions and somehow everyone is banding together without it? Utter BS.

I haven’t watched the movie yet, does Galactus want to eat Franklin?

>>213082564
I could get it if teleporting Earth was the last resource they want to avoid at all costs, but apparently it was plan A?

>>213082703
Galactus wants to eat Franklin which will erase his hunger.

>>213082815
He's like Fat Bastard!

>>213082715
It was plan A, and that's what came out after Sue did the whole speech of, "I won't sacrifice my child for the world, but I won't sacrifice the world for my child" which is a good quote by itself. But she decided to come out and deliver it to an angry mob... because.. family? And that inspired reed to go with the whole Archimedes lever theorem. The delivery is just as bad as, ooh do you know about the Schrodinger cat? Insulting.

Oh and don't get me started on the last act bullshit. Teleporting Galactus away, cool. Using baby as bait? Fine. But the whole execution was a fucking mess just to raise tension.
What happened was fire dude burned his eye so Galactus is somehow blind, and during that time, he managed to carry the baby to the F4 tower.
And somehow Reed thought the replacement dummy baby carriage was enough to fool him. Oh and he didn't even bother to put a doll or anything just leave the fucking transparent capture empty.
Oh but Galactus almost fell for it! Not.
Then the whole racing and preventing Galactus to reach the F4 tower. Like what the fuck, fire dude literally blazed there in a few seconds, and now somehow he's struggling to outpace fee fi foo fum? And there was literally no backup plan. They literally placed Franklin on the floor with a robot that has 0 capabilities. Like at least put him in a auto car or something. Fucking dumb.

>>213079238
>Not a one of them is in any danger from anything less than a nuke.
Meme. A bullet to the head from a sniper would kill Reed, Johnny, and Sue. You don't even have to fight them, just do it when they're eating, sleeping, or walking around in public with their guard down

galactus only wanted his cockring

>>213084144
Honestly embarrassing how short Reed could stretch.

>>213079074
*Sprays you with novichok*