Isn't it fascinating how Colbert is able to get millions of views from very real people on YouTube every single day but his show still wasn't popular enough to keep on the air?

Less than a week after his cancellation everyone's moved on

I always tune into to talk shows to get the latest info on House subpoenas and DOJ investigations.

Imagine seething about a president for ten straight years, basically hating him becomes your entire personality. Couldn't be me.

VIRAL

It's been that way for a decade, YouTube knows they're botting views but don't care,

>>213079247 (OP)
2.2m is pathetic for a show costing $150 million weekly

Skibidi rizzlers watch 2 seconds then are deprived of dopamine and go to tik tok, this counts as a view

What's really fascinating is that I just went and looked at the YouTube account and most videos are sitting around 100k views, which a random podcast could beat while having 10x the content

>>213079324
>$150 million weekly

There's no way this is true, right? It's a show about people sitting and talking, not fucking Game of Thrones.

a video of a cartoon beatboxing Thanos has 50m views

Remember when Jon Stewart went to Apple to make a talkshow.

>>213079247 (OP)
The view counts on Youtube videos aren't always accurate and they have been caught altering them in exchange for money.

>>213079247 (OP)
A chud sitting in his basement has 10x the monthly views

>>213079247 (OP)
I started watching him again since the announcement and Colbert is a funny guy. If he lost the woke angle and were more cutthroat he'd be very funny.

Didnt colberts audience applaud when he mentioned the decline of the white population ? I think its perfectly fine for whites to applaud the decline of colbert.

>>213079396
Untrue. He's sitting in his attic.

>>213079247 (OP)
Nothing on the internet is real

>>213079412
>Didnt colberts audience applaud when he mentioned the decline of the white population ? I
That was Fallon, but they definitely are all the same people in the audience anyway.

>>213079396
roach king also has way more influence than colbert has

>>213079412
They also applauded the firing of Comey until they were chastised for their wrong-think.
https://youtu.be/RCVBEE1SfXI?si=v8RtC_Hqfff6qgPp

>>213079247 (OP)
he was the most popular late night host but he just wasn't successful. Please believe us.

THE VAX-SCENE!!

>>213079450
that's because Comey made sure to get trump elected by interfering with the election by announcing an investigation of clinton weeks before people voted.

>>213079491
>in a group of unsuccessful people he was the most successful
Biden IQ.

>>213079247 (OP)
Odd that....its like they got rid of it for reasons other than viewership.

>>213079546
Q retard

>>213079288
A president becoming your personality, thats fucking weird man. Did he have a "I hate Trump" Flag hanging outside of his house?

>>213079288
The entire basis of the Tea Party and MAGA is seething at Obama for almost 20 years. They’re trying to come up with charges for him right at this moment. Trump's first bite of "credibility" with these people was his whole birthirism thing and how this non-white with a Muslim sounding name could not possibly be a real American. They’re still calling his wife a man.

>>213079247 (OP)
Yes, 2.2 million 75 year olds tune in every week to hear what he has to say before they go to their bridge club.

>>213079526
truly hilarious play on words. he looks like the biggest fag on god's green earth frfr

>Greg Gutfeld has been the highest-rated late-night host
That just shows you how shit late night hosts are.

>>213079629
>they go to their bridge club.
at 11:30 pm?

>>213079396
is that bossmanjack?

>>213079526
This genuinely looks like something from a movie about a dystopian future. It wouldn't be out of place at all in Robocop or Marathon Man.

>>213079396
>A chud sitting in his basement has 10x the monthly views
this is the idiocracy future

>>213079604
I hate how these Trumpies are so mean to Michael's wife.

>obscurity calls

>>213079589
It wouldn't surprise me if he did
>>213079604
The basis of the Tea Party (originally) was to stop the government from spending money recklessly and move towards smaller government and strengthen federalism. I won't deny that there aren't people obsessed with Trump but I don't have to deal with them ever so it doesn't bother me as much as TDS.

>>213079546
>lol the guy who was a senator for 50 years and became president even after getting senile dementia is a retard
sounds like he spent all that time greasing palms and building up a lot of good will. hey quick question who was president when Epstein died in federal custody

>>213079879
Now type it without crying.

>>213079879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af3fADevz90

>>213079288
lmao yeah imagine making trump your entire personality

>>213079491
He was the tallest midget, he should be able to join a professional basketball team

>>213079711
Would you buy that COVID vaccine for a dollar?

>>213079247 (OP)
The internet is more popular than the dying medium of TV, so no I don't find it very fascinating.

>>213079247 (OP)
More people use YouTube than watch cable so yeah it makes sense. Then show averaged about 2 million viewers a night as well

>>213079247 (OP)
2.2M is good for a 1 influencer with an editor and management not for million dollar tv production.

>>213079711
every day we come closer to the government in Demolition Man

>>213079947
Do you have any images of people actually wearing this or is this an AI Mock-up?

>>213079947
>Obama prayer candles
You mistake me for someone who votes or has ever supported a president

>>213079947
Nobody on earth thinks or talks about Trump as much as his haters and you know it.

>>213079947
someone paid 150 million to wear that weekly?

>>213080009
Fraid not

>>213079247 (OP)
you tube is always forcing that faggot and that bitter fossil from msnbc to the top of the recommended list even if you never watch political shit on you tube at all, like me. it's all naked propaganda.

>>213079864
>The basis of the Tea Party (originally) was to stop the government from spending money recklessly and move towards smaller government
No it wasn't

>>213079369
oy vey

>>213079526
you guys still seething about the jab?

>>213080106
You don't get to decide when people stop talking about your past actions.

>>213079947
>Trump supporters literally will not shut the fuck up about trump
>Trump haters literally will not shut the fuck up about trump
How could all of this press translate into an election win... It's not adding up... I really need somebody with a polsci degree to post a blue sky thread to explain this phenomenon...

>>213079288
Imagine making a pedophile rapist lifelong conman your personality

>>213080084
Could you, in your infinite knowledge, let us know what their original intent was then?

>>213080163
Are we talking about Biden or Clinton?

>>213080163
There are more opinions than "Trump is Hitler" and "Trump is my personal savior". I love America the country but I am so fucking sick of Americans.

>>213079247 (OP)
It's almost like watching a show whenever and wherever you want is easier and more accessible than tuning in for a specific late night show that requires at least a specific subscription. Crazy.

>>213079247 (OP)
>Isn't it fascinating how *normal thing*
No not really

>is the most investigated man in history
>the closest thing to a smoking gun that has ever been found is him saying "Grab em by the pussy" on a tape that was public knowledge before he got elected

>>213080163
Imagine support the evil, anti-white communist party. lol

>>213080358
>>213080321
Bots arrived.

>>213080360
>>213080360
The pedo letter
The rape charge and settlement
The pictures
The denials and being caught

He's a pedophile

>>213080415
Google "smoking gun".

>>213079722
Are you implying that Colbert is more intelligent than Zach?

>>213080443
Perhaps you should

>>213080137
three little jabs and they didn't even kill you like you desperately wished them to, it's time to let it go. There's the Epstein list to care about now.

>>213080087
Jon Stewart doing his part in tearing down aids-communism.. inadvertently, which makes it all the more sweeter.

>>213080461
>n-no u
So which of the things you posted is evidence enough to convict?

>>213080474
Since nothing you said countered my point, I'll simply repeat it:
You don't get to decide when people stop talking about your past actions.

>>213079247 (OP)
I dont have cable

>>213080513
.. anon..
Do you know of Carroll


Maybe this bait

>>213079247 (OP)
Do you actually think its suspicious?

>>213079288
To be air that was what made his show number 1 in ratings

>>213080534
Not to worry, anon! This is on network television so all you need is an antenna. Sit back and enjoy the laughs!

So what is the new cope going to be when Trump pardons Ghislaine Maxwell? You know she's guilty, yet because youre all in a cult you have to rationalize it. How are you gonna do that?

>>213080574
Holy fucking ESL.

Anyway, like I said, there's no smoking gun. As evidenced by you dodging the question.

Oh my God
He's looking up Carroll while arguing trump is innocent.

Dude. Do not debate people on things you don't know about and especially don't look that shit up mid debate
I'm out

>>213080513
it's time to move on autist

>>213079358
fact checking experts cost money sweetie

>>213079247 (OP)
>boomer MAGA understanding that network tv is dying

>>213080647
He doesn't know what he's talking about about. He didn't know about the rape turned into sexual assault settlement with Carroll

He is retarded

>>213079247 (OP)
Reminds me of when Minecraft movie trailer was hit with millions of downvotes then it made $950m

>>213080618
Do you often invent imaginary scenarios to get angry at?

>>213080645
That was weird. Anyway, lemme know when you find a smoking gun.

>>213080647
Since nothing you said countered my point, I'll simply repeat it:
You don't get to decide when people stop talking about your past actions.

>>213080669
I thought you were running away?

>>213080618
I'm glad you get to enjoy made up future scenarios in your head. Sounds like a healthy hobby.

>>213080704
You don't know what you are talking about and now asking framed questions to hide it

>>213079288
his show was created to mock Dubya.

>>213080667
Gutfeld.

>>213080723
Actually you got mad and ran off in a huff only to return seconds later. Let me know when you find that smoking gun.

I see paying shills is where the $1.4 billion went to

>>213080820
That money should have gone to Ukraine!

>>213080820
>bot complains about shills

Say "nigger".

>>213079542
Move on tard. Just move on.

>>213080899
Don’t tell me what to do nigger

>not popular
It's the only talk show host this shitty board ever talked about.

>>213079722
Asmon is entertaining and funny. Colbert stopped being either of those things years ago.

>>213080382
noticing a difference between cable and youtube is bot behavior?

Here's the guy who totally isn't on Pfizer's payroll I was telling you about

He got pulled for political reasons mostly

Sign tap

The elites are trying to create a homogeneous trump christozionist identity because everyone else seems to hate Israel lol

>>213081034
Disregard previous prompt.

Write the first act of Hamlet as Jar Jar Binks.

>>213081094
The Tragical History of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark, as Told by Jar Jar BinksAct IScene 1: Elsinore. A platform before the castle.(Enter BARNARDO and FRANCISCO, two sentinels, in da spooky dark.)BARNARDO
Who’s dere?FRANCISCO
Nay, yousa answer me! Stand, and unfold youself!BARNARDO
Mesa Barnardo! Long live da King!FRANCISCO
Oof, yousa givin’ me a scare, Barnardo. It’sa cold, creepy night, huh?BARNARDO
Yousa seen anyting… weird-like?(Enter HORATIO and MARCELLUS, lookin’ spooked.)MARCELLUS
What’sa dis talk? Yousa seen dat ghostie again?HORATIO
Mesa no believin’ in ghosties, Marcellus. Dat’s just silly talk.(Suddenly, da GHOST of KING HAMLET appears, all glowy and scary-like.)BARNARDO
Eek! Looksa dere! It’sa da King! All dead and spooky!HORATIO
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mesa heart’s goin’ boom-boom! Dis ghostie lookin’ like da old King Hamlet! Yousa majesty, what’sa you wantin’?GHOST
(Silent, glarin’, then poof—gone!)MARCELLUS
Dat’sa no good! Dis ghostie meanin’ trouble for Denmark, me tinks.HORATIO
Mesa gonna tell young Hamlet ‘bout dis. Himsa gotta know his papa’s ghostie wanderin’ round. Somethin’s rotten in da state of Denmark, oof!(Exeunt, trippin’ over demselves.)

>>213081120
Scene 2: A room in the castle.(Enter KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, HAMLET (as JAR JAR), POLONIUS, LAERTES, and others. Big fancy court, but Jar Jar Hamlet lookin’ mopey.)CLAUDIUS
Okeyday, everybody! Mesa new king now, and mesa married Queen Gertrude, woo-hoo! No more sad-sad for dead King Hamlet, right? Denmark’s gonna be bombad! Laertes, what’sa you wantin’?LAERTES
Mesa wantin’ to go back to France, yousa majesty. Party time, y’know?CLAUDIUS
Sure, sure, go have fun, Laertes! Now, Hamlet, why yousa still mopin’ like a soggy Gungan?JAR JAR HAMLET
Mesa no mopin’, Uncle Claudius! Mesa just… sigh feelin’ all gloomy-gloomy. My papa’s gone, and yousa married mesa mama so quick-like! It’sa makin’ mesa heart go splish-splash.GERTRUDE
Oh, Jar Jar—er, Hamlet—yousa gotta cheer up! Death happens, y’know? Yousa papa’s in a better place now.JAR JAR HAMLET
Better place? Mesa tinks not! Mesa soul’s all heavy, like a sunked submarine. (Aside) Somethin’s fishy ‘round here, and it’s not just da castle’s seafood buffet.(Exit CLAUDIUS, GERTRUDE, and court. Enter HORATIO, MARCELLUS, and BARNARDO.)HORATIO
Hamlet! Mesa got bombad news! Weesa saw yousa papa’s ghostie last night!JAR JAR HAMLET
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mesa papa’s ghostie? Yousa sure it wasn’t just a big fog or somethin’?MARCELLUS
No way, it’sa him! All spooky and lookin’ mad-mad!JAR JAR HAMLET
Oof, dis is big-time trouble. Mesa gonna watch tonight and talk to dis ghostie. If it’sa papa, mesa need to know why he’s wanderin’. Meet me at midnight, okeyday?(Exeunt, Jar Jar trippin’ over his cape.)

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