HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

Galactus could probably eat a couple of Big Macs

>>213080656 (OP)
>Galactus
>Can change his height
>And can teleport
>Gets pushed for like 5 minutes by Sue
>Doesnt use any of his powers

Give me the baby!

>>213080799
I don't understand why anyone would even make a movie where Galactus himself is in a fight. Isn't he like a god basically, is eternal, immortal and eats planets?
More like a concept than a character

>>213080656 (OP)
They should be afraid because he's gonna make them pay the iron price

>>213080868
It's stupid that Galactus is a Fantastic 4 villain at all. He treats entire planets as a single fry in a kids meal. How the fuck are his arch-nemeses 4 humans with basic superpowers? Like what the fuck is Geodude's dad supposed to do?

>>213080656 (OP)
>american politics is superhero movies

jesus christ, what a sad little place

>>213080868
>>213081049
The original Galactus story didn't have the 4 fight him at all. Another cosmic being, The Watcher, reasoned with Galactus for a while, then the Silver Surfer sided with Earth and fought Galactus for a while, and in the meantime the four stole a universe destroying weapon from Galactus' ship and used it to bargain with him to leave Earth.

The movie threw that all out in favor of Reed's retarded plans and Sue girlbossing Galactus to death.

>>213081171
You know, nobody cares if is comic accurate or whatever. The problem it's that it sucks dick, nobody would mind if they just took a peak to the source material, thought stuff looked cool, and made some story along the lines, as long as it was good. The thing its that it fucking sucks dick, this movie is ASS, and so has been every single marvel slog that came out after the Daredevil series on netflix.

Reddit Four

>>213080656 (OP)
Obviously a metaphor about bringing the world together to attack God.

>>213080656 (OP)
Is gaylactate supposed to look like a complete doofus?

>>213081302
yes

>>213081302
Yes