Thread 213082717

I still think about this and i have never:
>watched fishtank/clicked fishtank threads
>watched anything Sam Hyde
>watched anything Harland except for the Joe Rogan podcast
So this is all i've seen with this man and my thoughts are: he's an insecure bitch kek

>>213082776
It's just funny watching retards get eternally btfo by a silly boomer

>>213082717 (OP)
I don't trust people who drink energy drinks. On the bright side, his heart will give out in the next 12 or so years.

>>213082717 (OP)
>MMM MMM YUMMY EDIE KERSHAW CUM

>>213082776
Fishtank is garbage. It's an unentertaining front for money laundering, and so a literal r9k cuck incel can finally touch vagina. It's as terrible as extreme peace.

>>213082776
Story of jet Neptune's life

>>213082717 (OP)
>forces Sam to tape up his can so it doesn't get promoted

>>213082776
His r9k trip code is hack blastard and he's a loser cuck incel faggot turned Sam's personal dick licker.

Gorilla nest

>>213084121
Didn't he try testing it on contestants during some fishtank season and they all said it sucked? I would never drink something Sam was in charge of producing. Probably a legitimate health hazard. Also, why the fuck does this gorilla kike have all these different ventures? He can't even wrestle his jewish nature into submission, let alone an old man.

>>213082776
>watched anything Sam Hyde
The more you watch Sam the more you realize he's full of shit and a total fraud. On his unscripted podcast, he tries to act like an expert in politics, comedy, boxing, ai, crypto, etc and it's so embarrassing trying to listen to an amaetur give a lecture about these subjects

BASED Brandon Buckingham just DESTROYED all the anti-Sam shills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crJQg8vq2Og
It's over for Harland and the discord raiders. Everyone loves Sam Hyde and MDE again.

>>213082717 (OP)
An egregious fools sip

>>213085377
real quick

Does he bring up Marky at all?

>>213085377
I suddenly think Zoomers with safe sleazy moustaches are based and le Redpilled! Praise kek!

>>213082717 (OP)
>I AM NOT RAPED! I am not raped! I know he ambushed me! I knew Jews rape more! More than Christians. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot Damiel to laugh for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That heatlamp! Are you telling me that just happens to be in the studio like that? No! He orchestrated it! Harland! He mocked me! And they laughed! And I stayed! And I shouldn’t have. I flipped the table! I wrestled that senior citizen! What was I thinking? He’ll never get serious. He’ll never plug my show! Ever since he brought up meat loaf, always the same! Couldn’t keep away from those rape jokes! But not our Harland! Couldn’t be precious Harland! Markyposting in real life! And HE gets to be on Rogan? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!

damn putting tape on the mic was a crazy bit, that shit was mad funny

>>213084082
damn thats fucked up

>>213085377
>yet another mde dicksucker who worships the ground sam walks on

>>213085441
No, it's about an hour of glazing and visiting the set of a cancelled fishtank season

>>213084906
> I would never drink something Sam was in charge of producing.
Yeah no shit. Its probably cursed with kabbalah black magic shit or something.

why does fishtank have lgbt theme?
what's going on there, straight guy?

>>213085441
>>213085377
Brandon Buckingham is a degerate Jew who killed crip daddy by feeding him drugs. He gave up a lif eof being an elementary school teacher to party constantly and be a degenerate "journalist" that worships niggers.

He's basically 1 step removed from Andrew Calalghan (TURBO kike)

>>213082717 (OP)
good morning sir

>>213085492
Kek

>>213085375
I’ve followed Sam’s career for over 10 years and recently came to terms with this. He just reads /pol/ threads and parrots whatever the popular consensus there is to garner support from chuds. The final nail in the coffin was extreme peace. They hyped it up for like 5 years and repeatedly hailed it as the greatest thing ever and it fuckin sucked. These guys can’t write and rely too much on the edgy shock value stuff. It’s like they haven’t grown up at all in the last 10 years.

>>213084121
this is Harland's vendetta for kicking his bottle

>>213085703
They thought it would be funny to co-opt the pride aesthetic to bait unsuspecting queer people into watching fishtank

>>213085703
The S4 winner was a gay black porn star who does drugs like coke and methods.

The banner lines were a joke they put in, because they knew s4 would be shut down, and they rugpulled their fans. It's actually illegal, because they have a fiduciary duty to Fishnet LLC investors.

>>213085703
Sam loves the gays

Posting in an Indian thread

>>213085703
Not surprised. MDE's logo is the same symbol the Colorado theater killer had in his manifesto.