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HOLY SHIT HE LOVED IT HAHAHAHA
>DRINKER CONFIRMS FANTASTIC FOUR IS KINO
>SUPERMAN CONFIRMED TERRIBLE GARBAGE
Bahahahaha Gunnjeets are KILLING themselves
Marvel won, Snyder won
>Gunnpedo and his jeets lost BTFO
Anonymous No.213083189 >>213083421 >>213083626 >>213088642 >>213089301 >>213089406 >>213091357
>>213083147 (OP)
Can't hear you over the billion we're making snydermonkey

But hey, at least you still have rebel moon, right?
Anonymous No.213083192 >>213083272
>>213083147 (OP)
The movie is aggressively heterosexual. Every scene at least one character is talking about someone they want to fuck.
Anonymous No.213083258
>>213083147 (OP)
>Americans, make more kids right fucking now, kikes need your aid.
Anonymous No.213083272 >>213084697 >>213094841
>>213083192
didn't zoomers want less pornography on the big screen?
Anonymous No.213083333
>>213083147 (OP)
Let's see Armond White's review
Anonymous No.213083396 >>213083431 >>213083456
>>213083147 (OP)
Okay you baited me. Drinker called the film a beautiful mess. His complaints were basically that there were too many characters and the plot was schitzo. I can go into why I disagree with both these points but I digress.
Anonymous No.213083421
>>213083189
You literally need to be brown or jewish to believe that Superkike is going to make a billion.
Anonymous No.213083431
>>213083396
Referring to Superman
Anonymous No.213083456 >>213083505 >>213083727 >>213083819 >>213084074
>>213083396
what does drinker say about F4 in this review?
Anonymous No.213083505 >>213084064 >>213086126
>>213083456
I’m watching it now. He just said F4 was a fine, effective movie.
Anonymous No.213083538
>>213083147 (OP)
more like him and nerdrotic got paid to shill that trash.
Anonymous No.213083626
>>213083189
At least get the meme right, nigger.
Change it to Fastastic Four
Anonymous No.213083727
>>213083456
hes says its fine but did say it was the best capeshit of 2025
Anonymous No.213083819 >>213084074
>>213083456
He said it gave him the shocker, see OP's picrel
Anonymous No.213083899 >>213084017 >>213084125 >>213084582 >>213086924 >>213091837 >>213092201
>>213083147 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyiXnH8s4Hc

Nerdrotic liked it too
it's over
Anonymous No.213084017 >>213084091 >>213084114
>>213083899
>this movie is better than thunderbolts and captain zeisterica
Maybe I'm too normal for capeshit, but that sounds like mockery.
Anonymous No.213084064 >>213084396 >>213088406
>>213083505
of course he does lol
him and nerdrotic are signed to the same agency.
Anonymous No.213084074 >>213084214 >>213085041
>>213083456
>>213083819
faggy op didn't include a link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTON5_5NH7A
Anonymous No.213084091
>>213084017
its the least-bad review they felt safe to give, given that they are both paid disney advertizers.
Anonymous No.213084103 >>213084147
when will it be available on yify i can't wait to watch it
Anonymous No.213084114 >>213087688
>>213084017
Thunderbolts is getting narrative that its an underrated masterpiece that kicked off the next MCU phase and Fantastic 4 continued that.
Anonymous No.213084125 >>213084214 >>213084337
>>213083899
all that matters is mauler's review
Anonymous No.213084147 >>213084213 >>213084273 >>213085051
>>213084103
https://www.rtally.site/post/the-fantastic-four-first-steps
Anonymous No.213084213 >>213084583
>>213084147
>jeet dub
>jeet flag
>cam rip
Hello SAAR
Anonymous No.213084214
>>213084074
dude I'm not going to actually watch that fucking shill cunt lol, I'm not that much of a fucking retard

>>213084125
mauler is also signed to the same agency as Drinker and nerdrotic, his review will be the same "go see it, its not that bad" glaze.
Anonymous No.213084273
>>213084147
>>213083147 (OP)
anyone ITT who's real may as well just watch it here. no reason to take a critics word for it.

you should be able to tell within 15 min how dull and empty it is.
Anonymous No.213084283 >>213084604 >>213084812 >>213085644
>>213083147 (OP)
Drinker has never hated a movie that has positive audience and critic reviews
Anonymous No.213084337 >>213084432
>>213084125
This. There's no way EFAP likes this shit more than Superman
Anonymous No.213084396 >>213084666 >>213085651 >>213086052 >>213087917 >>213092029
>>213084064
>mauler is also signed to the same agency as Drinker and nerdrotic, his review will be the same "go see it, its not that bad" glaze.
True
I only care about JesterBell aka female Bilbo Baggins reviews
When everyone glazed Superman and Thunderbolts she's the only one who called it as it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v1Mj-A983g
Anonymous No.213084432
>>213084337
it doesn't matter, retard.
they just need to bothsides it and give Disney publicity and be slightly more positive towards it than Superman in the first hour of their circlejerk.
Anonymous No.213084453 >>213085644
>>213083147 (OP)
Nerdrotic and critical drinker are confirmed hacks.
Anonymous No.213084582 >>213092201
>>213083899
They sold out because this movie has two girl bosses defeat galactus.
Anonymous No.213084583 >>213084815
>>213084213
I'm white. I'm not paying to see this slop.
Anonymous No.213084586 >>213084812
>>213083147 (OP)
Disney pays shills. It's commonly known.
Anonymous No.213084604
>>213084283
He hated superman. Nerdrotic and critical drinker sold out.
Anonymous No.213084666 >>213085464
>>213084396
>female Bilbo Baggins r
LMAO, this hobbit is funny
Anonymous No.213084674
The sci fi and production value was cool, but the movie was boring as fuck and Johnny was the old good character. It's also just as woke as anything these hacks pretend to hate - Mary Sue Storm solos Galactus.
Anonymous No.213084697
>>213083272
Zoomers don't go to the cinema
Anonymous No.213084708
>>213083147 (OP)
It doesnt matter how good it might be. The casting is fucking terrible and I will not even watch it for free.
Anonymous No.213084711 >>213084836
Do leftards expect chuds to praise the movie now?
Anonymous No.213084770
>>213083147 (OP)
Reminder that Drinker is fucking dogshit at writing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPhyxftRCrU
Anonymous No.213084803
Anonymous No.213084812 >>213084887 >>213084975 >>213085258
>>213084283
He hated Thunderbolts which was praised by critics and liked by general audience.
>>213084586
Which is why he trashed almost every Disney movie after Endgame?
Anonymous No.213084815 >>213085150 >>213087214
>>213084583
>I'm white
You're willing to watch a camrip like a jeet. Probably on your phone as well. You are not white.
Anonymous No.213084836 >>213094693
>>213084711
What the fuck does your /pol/troon babyrage war of cliques have to do with literally anything, tubby?
Anonymous No.213084858 >>213087014
>>213083147 (OP)
>Jeremy Jahns liked it
>Dan Murrell liked it
>Critical Drinker liked it
>Nerdrotic liked it
>Grace Randolph DIDN'T like it

Guess that's settles it, it's kino
Anonymous No.213084887 >>213085000
>>213084812
and he was still wrong, because Thunderbolts was better than F4 (despite being much worse than Superman). F4 is an absolute dud.

its not complicated, if he gives a movie a positive review he was paid. if he gives a good movie an average-to-bad review he wasn't. there is no such thing as an authentic review.
Anonymous No.213084908
>>213083147 (OP)
There's only one person whose opinion on this matters, and that's Lord Synthler.
Anonymous No.213084909 >>213084962 >>213085094
>>213083147 (OP)
>WOKE OR NOT WOKE FIND OUT OVA HEA!!
are you guys fucking retarded?
Anonymous No.213084962
>>213084909
where's her ass?
Anonymous No.213084965
>>213083147 (OP)
AngryJoe liked it too
Anonymous No.213084975
>>213084812
if he actually hated Disney movies he wouldn't spend almost all his time talking about them. the publicity has value.
plus he can build credibility to cash in on later (like he's doing now, on an actual turd worse than most of Disney's post-endgame movie output).

a "good" critic would devote just as much time to reviewing good indie stuff and ignore big-budget shit except to warn their fans not to buy the hype, but those critics almost literally don't exist.
Anonymous No.213085000
>>213084887
This will kill Superman’s box office run btw.
Thunderbolts is overrated,only nepobaby Pullman’s acting stands out.
Anonymous No.213085037
213084836
You’re butthurt.
Anonymous No.213085041
>>213084074
What? Nobody needs a link for talking heads on JewRube.

Get bent!
Anonymous No.213085051
>>213084147
>https://www.rtally.site/post/the-fantastic-four-first-steps
I came here hoping someone would post a link. thank you
Anonymous No.213085088
PEDRO THE PEDO STRIKES AGAIN!
Anonymous No.213085094
>>213084909
It's sad isn't it? That's the only thing retards judge movies on these days.
Anonymous No.213085118
>>213083147 (OP)
it takes place in a 1950s aesthetic
therefore good

hurr durr
Anonymous No.213085150 >>213085429
>>213084815
NTA but the best movie ive ever watched was 2006 Dawn of The Dead camrip from a black movie theater. I still think about their commentary and how it was better than the movie. For a Kickass 2 camrip, you could hear people mumbling in the background and at about the halfway point the guy filming turns around and says:
>If you dont shut the fuck up im going to fucking kill you, im trying to film the movie.
This shits better than the directors commentary sometimes.
Anonymous No.213085258
>>213084812
They started paying him starting with fantastic four. He sold out. It's so obvious because fantastic four is extremely mediocre trash.
Anonymous No.213085294
watch this shit movie for free here so you don't waste your money on this piece of shit

https://www.rtally.site/post/the-fantastic-four-first-steps
Anonymous No.213085330 >>213085605
Why do any of you care what these hate-mongering faggots have to say? Seriously can’t you tell they were desperate to hate it?
β€œIt surprised me.” Yeah, because you went in with the narrative that it was going to be awful.
And don’t get it twisted they’d still shit all over it if they thought they could get away with it. But they know if they did, they’d get called out by everyone, They’re fair-weather critics.
Anonymous No.213085429 >>213085800
>>213085150
I sometimes relive movie experiences through rips of full audiences. It seriously surprises me how much better it enhances a movie and how drawn in I can get even though I'm watching a screen recorded through a phone. Hearing everyone laugh at the same things or suddenly the theater is dead quiet at a death and all you hear are sniffles and sobs. Or whoos and cheers are the exciting things. Or "awwws". Or extra commentary from people being funny.
Anonymous No.213085464 >>213085559 >>213087245
>>213084666
I love her eyes <3
Anonymous No.213085529
>>213083147 (OP)
Nerdrotic says the movie is good and all the others following what he says,

Critical drinker
Geeks and games
Call me chato
Tyrone Magnus

Never trust in these guys, trust in your only opinion
Clownfish tv


and it's bizarre and false, I found it strange, cosmicbookmovie also says it's good and it's not.
Anonymous No.213085559 >>213092027
>>213085464
She's the only one I can watch videos talking about the DCU and MCU
Anonymous No.213085605
>>213085330
>β€œIt surprised me.” Yeah, because you went in with the narrative that it was going to be awful.
Why wouldn't a Marvel movie be awful?
Anonymous No.213085644
>>213084453
>>213083147 (OP)
>>213084283
Even with these new Shills Disney pcan't save this movie
Anonymous No.213085651 >>213085997 >>213086052
>>213084396
her review is out and she didn't like it
Anonymous No.213085754
People who watch ecelebs should be fucking killed
Anonymous No.213085786
I liked superman
Lex was amazing
Superman took some getting used to seeing him getting beaten for some reason that you understand only in the end..

F4 feels extremely generic
The characters we know already all aspects
the villain could be replaced by an earthquake or an avalanche
the black hole scene was nice, but really nothing to rewatch
no dialogue to enjoy again...

Thunderbolts still the best slop of the year
Anonymous No.213085800
>>213085429
You can watch old movie re-releases at the cinema. Interstellar and Raimi’s Spider-Man re-releases were packed.
I remember watching camrip how the audience cheered and laughed when Will Smith punched an alien in Independence day. Or another one how people laughed when Bella’s father loaded a shotgun in Twilight.
Anonymous No.213085997 >>213086052 >>213086540 >>213088962 >>213091255
>>213085651
> and she didn't like it
Based!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj-TbXwMKJw
Anonymous No.213086052
>>213085997
>>213085651
>>213084396
reviewing everything badly is just a different strategy. reject non-retrospective media criticism as a concept.
Anonymous No.213086126 >>213090376
>>213083505
>He just said F4 was a fine, effective movie.
That's a weird way to describe it. I imagine we'd rate it about the same numerical score but I would say the exact opposite. It's a beautiful but ineffective movie.

Individual scenes are really good. I really like the look of this movie with its 60s vibes, the cast is perfect, the dialogue is sharply written, and the first action sequence is really cool. All of this creates an excellent first act.

As the movie progresses though, it becomes clear that the movie doesn't have enough time to set up all the plot threads which makes them feel rushed and the payoff doesn't really land:

* The Silver Surfer and Johnny's little flirt is cute but very rushed. Neither gets enough development time to make this relationship work. IMO they probably should have just reduced this story-line to a reoccurring gag not a sincere character arc.

* There is a 10-minute segment in the middle of the 2nd act that is completely extraneous and I am 90% sure was only inserted to boost international ticket sales.

* There is also a moral quandary brought up in the 2nd act that's an interesting hypothetical but forces a resolution that's again rushed and also just bizarre. Like there's no way the entire world would bought that speech.

* The core of the movie is with Reed and Sue Richards. Particularly Sue is the primary actor in the movie's climax and it doesn't resonate as strongly as it should because all of the above stuff steals time that should have been spent setting up Sue's relationship with [plot device] and hinted more at her capabilities.
Anonymous No.213086540
>>213085997
I wanna pound this fatty's pussy and make her gargle my cum, if you know what I mean
Anonymous No.213086763 >>213087279
Did the USA have so many Negroes and Asians in the 1950s?
Anonymous No.213086858
All my friends called it mid
This shit will have bad legs just like thunderflops lmao
Got a lower score and sales than supaman in china by the way
Anonymous No.213086862
I'll just drop this here..................
Anonymous No.213086924
>>213083899
>watch video
>he actually calls it shit
Why are marveljeets like this?
Anonymous No.213087014
>>213084858
This just confirms who Disney did and didn't pay off. Fantastic four is absolutely forgettable.
Anonymous No.213087120 >>213088366
Disparu is the only one I trust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV0yKFai14k

tl;dw
Mid, shallow, shit casting, PP miscast, Galactus underpowered, no depth, shallow, worse than Thunderbolts or cucktain America black new world
Anonymous No.213087192
>>213083147 (OP)
That's quite a big reaction over some random e-celeb liking a movie.
Anonymous No.213087214
>>213084815
I'm on my computer and the first movie I ever downloaded on Kazaa circa 2001 was Rush Hour 2 on my parents Gateway with our newly acquired cable internet. I'm a veteran camrip enjoyer.
Anonymous No.213087245
>>213085464
I mean, yeah, all capeshit post Iron Man has been absolute slop aside from a select few movies.
Anonymous No.213087279
>>213086763
Certainly not in New York
Anonymous No.213087287 >>213087974
>>213083147 (OP)
>critical chud liked the marvelslop
ok, and?
Anonymous No.213087688 >>213088008 >>213091107 >>213092341
>>213084114
>the underrated masterpiece:
Anonymous No.213087740 >>213092462
>>213083147 (OP)
This dude is such a fucking grifter...its hilarious.
Anonymous No.213087917
>>213084396
Isn't this slut like...a Ben Cuckino plant?
She is obviously such a desperate for attention retard...
Anonymous No.213087974
>>213087287
It means the chuds will love and praise the latest MCU movie because chuds are a hive mind or so I was told.
Anonymous No.213088008
>>213087688
Me, oooh, Flo's titays pressed against my back.
Anonymous No.213088051 >>213088080
Fantastic Four Is Woke And Feminist Trash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c59vlqfJG8U
Anonymous No.213088080
>>213088051
Anonymous No.213088366
>>213087120
I agree. Honestly outside of the CGI and interesting retro future setting it's not much better than the 07 movie with Surfer. Galactus in this movie is kinda pathetic. Not enough super heroics, Sue is the leader of the team for some reason. Only good character is Johnny. Really boring outside of a couple action scenes with Surfette. Superman was unironically way more entertaining.
Anonymous No.213088406
>>213084064
what agency?
Anonymous No.213088582 >>213094900
im progressive as fuck and even I thought it was retarded that Sue Storm 1v1s galactus at the end. Why didnt she just do that at the start? They are banking off an urban legend thats mostly fake and gay about women getting super strength to defend their kids
Anonymous No.213088642
>>213083189
>Gunn was so insecure he had the effects team spend hours and hours to build a strawman on Superman 2025 criticism
I didn't think he was that much of a pussy tbqh
Anonymous No.213088962 >>213089412
>>213085997
Do people really watch reviews with this type of shitty, grifty thumbnails? You just know you're gonna get the most retarded opinion that is contrarian for the sake of being contrarian
Anonymous No.213089301
>>213083147 (OP)
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

>>213083189
I DIDNT WATCH FLOPMAN I DIDNT WATCH FLOPMAN I DIDNT WATCH FLOPMAN IM NEVER WATCHING FLOPMAN
Anonymous No.213089369
>>213083147 (OP)
>He loved it

He might have, but you won't get his honest opinion from any of his "reviews".
Anonymous No.213089406
>>213083189
>400 million box office

LOL it's going to make 600 million. Nowhere near a billion.
Anonymous No.213089412
>>213088962
I love her deep blue eyes
otherwise just put on 1.8x and switch tabs
Anonymous No.213089436
>>213083147 (OP)
if one of them calls in sick from work, to they have to change the uniform, or do they just find a temp with the same onepiece size?
Anonymous No.213090376
>>213086126
>Sue is the primary actor
dropped it there
Anonymous No.213090592
What does the "FUCKING PRONOUNS" guy think of it?
Anonymous No.213091107
>>213087688
wow this looks bad
Anonymous No.213091255 >>213091602
>>213085997
Did Elijah Wood become a tranny?
Anonymous No.213091282
the movie is mid and safe, like thunderbores

fuck off
Anonymous No.213091357
>>213083189
Infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters...
Anonymous No.213091602
>>213091255
watch the first 10 seconds and find out /pol/tard
Anonymous No.213091837
>>213083899
lmao @ this nikka's AI thumbnail
Anonymous No.213092027
>>213085559
Do you really get your opinions from a foid?
Anonymous No.213092029 >>213092180 >>213092266
>>213084396
This bitch just hates everything. Grifting is boring is you don't at least like something.

/OurGirl/ said Superman is better.
Anonymous No.213092108
This years CBM rankings:
1) Thunderbolts
2) FF / Superman
3) Cap 4
Anonymous No.213092180 >>213092269
>>213092029
Cope, it's shite.
Anonymous No.213092201
>>213083899
>>213084582
Drinker is a hack writer whose movie-book adaptation sucked so bad it killed his plans to turn it into a TV show.
Nerdrotic was arrested for selling meth to children.
It's impressive how so many people listen to these assholes.
Anonymous No.213092266 >>213092373
>>213092029
>ourgirl

No. I hate this dumb bimbo. I liked Superman and felt embarrassed that she also liked it, as if we could have anything in common. I cope by telling myself the bitch was lying. Yes. She was lying.
Anonymous No.213092269 >>213092415
>>213092180
>ugly bitch has a heart filled with hate

always the case
Anonymous No.213092316
>>213083147 (OP)
Just saw it.
It's a pretty fucking bland movie, largely completely forgetable, not offensive, but kind of nothing really happens as well. Also Mr Stretch or whatever the fuck his name is, only can stretch like a meter lmao. The entire movie is about Galactus wanting a baby for some unspecified reason, I think to fuck it maybe?
Honestly Critical Drinker and those guys are all just entirely bad faith. They largely will just agree with the general "nerd" zeitgeist of their terminally triggered outrage fuelled audience, rather than give their true feelings.
Anonymous No.213092321
I got so bored with the camrip I began skipping forward every 5 seconds when they enter the rocket ship and then again after the press conference before I said fuck it and simply watched the shitty climax with Galactus.
Anonymous No.213092341
>>213087688
LMAAAOOOOOOO WTF IS THIS JEET SHIT
Anonymous No.213092373
>>213092266
>I hate this dumb bimbo.
rude
Anonymous No.213092415
>>213092269
>yummy, more slop please!
Anonymous No.213092429 >>213092500
>>213083147 (OP)
is that the current reddit opinion?
if so, then I don’t know what you expected him to say
Anonymous No.213092462
>>213087740
cope, kabir
Anonymous No.213092492
>>213083147 (OP)
Because these people are bought and paid for shills
Anonymous No.213092500 >>213092622
>>213092429
reddit hates him, dummy.
Anonymous No.213092622 >>213092722
>>213092500
and?
doesn’t stop him from having the safest take on something whether it’s with or against the grain
Anonymous No.213092722
>>213092622
That's what Critical Drinker does... he shits on marvel with normie opinions and then praises it with normie opinions. He's a soft faggot that thinks he has to have balanced opinions. He's just another reditor.
Anonymous No.213093144 >>213093502
Outrage Sloptube Ryan Kinel also likes Fantastic Four: First Babby
Anonymous No.213093502
>>213093144
This guy is the biggest faggot I've ever seen. I feel the same way about him that normies feel about nerdrotic. Edgy little bitch.
Anonymous No.213094693
>>213084836
Your seethe is palpable.
Anonymous No.213094841
>>213083272
Nope, most of them think sex/nude scenes matter for tv/movies
Anonymous No.213094900
>>213088582
Goooooooooood
Continue to notice.