just imagine their reaction
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:08:10 PM
No.213084687
Did the kid have to wear that shirt?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:09:33 PM
No.213084724
>>213084795
>Aryan child
Britain is saved
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:12:24 PM
No.213084795
>>213084820
>>213084859
>>213084724
There’s more natural blonde people in the uk then the us
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:13:40 PM
No.213084820
>>213084795
I don't believe that. The midwest and west coast are full of scandinavians and germans
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:15:10 PM
No.213084859
>>213084795
weird thing to bring up unprompted
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:18:06 PM
No.213084923
>>213085010
>>213084651 (OP)
Can't do that shit anymore. Cavill would be laughed out of the classroom. Kids deserve the real Superman, not some has-been.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:19:14 PM
No.213084947
>>213084651 (OP)
Kek the kid can’t wait to see his friends
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:19:28 PM
No.213084958
>>213084651 (OP)
can you imagine kids high-fiving him and noticing their hands are the same size of supermans
empowering
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:21:05 PM
No.213084995
>>213085097
>>213086647
>this is my uncle, superman
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:21:21 PM
No.213085002
>>213085116
>>213084651 (OP)
Faith in humanity : RESTORED!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:21:39 PM
No.213085010
>>213084923
apparently this happened four years ago, not sure why OP decided to bring this up now
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:24:56 PM
No.213085116
>>213085002
More like faith in kryptonians
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:40:50 PM
No.213085535
I wish my uncle built his own PC. Kids lucky.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:24:33 PM
No.213086647
>>213084995
About as cool as a 75 year old Roger Moore.
Zoom Zoom
7/25/2025, 10:26:50 PM
No.213086704
>>213084651 (OP)
Henry Cavill is like the British Keanu Reeves except unlike Keanu Reeves he hasn't been in any good movies.
He still seems like one of the few actors who's actually a great guy though.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:59:03 PM
No.213087622
>>213087760
>nephew opens the door
>all the kids stare at him
>"You see fartbags, you didn't believe me!"
>a big shadow appears behind the nephew, blocking light coming from outside
>the lights coalesce revealing is Henry Cavill, with his arms crossed, smiling smugly
>All the kids go wild
>the nephew notices something's wrong, he looks at all the kids
>the kids aren't tooting and hooling, they are cracking and busting
>they are all laughing
>"lol it's the SNYDER Superman"
Zoom Zoom
7/25/2025, 11:04:00 PM
No.213087760
>>213087622
In London these days it'd be more like
>nephew opens the door
>all the kids stare at him
>"You see fartbags, you didn't believe me!"
>a big shadow appears behind the nephew, blocking light coming from outside
>the lights coalesce revealing is Henry Cavill, with his arms crossed, smiling smugly
>All the kids go wild
>the nephew notices something's wrong, he looks at all the kids
>the kids aren't tooting and hooling, they are crowding and crawling up to lick and touch him
>they are all swarming
>"BLOODY BASTARD BENCHOD, IT SNYDER MAN OF STOOL SAARS"
