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just imagine their reaction
Did the kid have to wear that shirt?
>Aryan child
Britain is saved
>>213084724Thereโs more natural blonde people in the uk then the us
>>213084795I don't believe that. The midwest and west coast are full of scandinavians and germans
>>213084795weird thing to bring up unprompted
>>213084651 (OP)Can't do that shit anymore. Cavill would be laughed out of the classroom. Kids deserve the real Superman, not some has-been.
>>213084651 (OP)Kek the kid canโt wait to see his friends
>>213084651 (OP)can you imagine kids high-fiving him and noticing their hands are the same size of supermans
empowering
>this is my uncle, superman
>>213084651 (OP)Faith in humanity : RESTORED!
>>213084923apparently this happened four years ago, not sure why OP decided to bring this up now
>>213085002More like faith in kryptonians
I wish my uncle built his own PC. Kids lucky.
>>213084995About as cool as a 75 year old Roger Moore.
>>213084651 (OP)Henry Cavill is like the British Keanu Reeves except unlike Keanu Reeves he hasn't been in any good movies.
He still seems like one of the few actors who's actually a great guy though.
>nephew opens the door
>all the kids stare at him
>"You see fartbags, you didn't believe me!"
>a big shadow appears behind the nephew, blocking light coming from outside
>the lights coalesce revealing is Henry Cavill, with his arms crossed, smiling smugly
>All the kids go wild
>the nephew notices something's wrong, he looks at all the kids
>the kids aren't tooting and hooling, they are cracking and busting
>they are all laughing
>"lol it's the SNYDER Superman"
>>213087622In London these days it'd be more like
>nephew opens the door>all the kids stare at him>"You see fartbags, you didn't believe me!">a big shadow appears behind the nephew, blocking light coming from outside>the lights coalesce revealing is Henry Cavill, with his arms crossed, smiling smugly>All the kids go wild>the nephew notices something's wrong, he looks at all the kids>the kids aren't tooting and hooling, they are crowding and crawling up to lick and touch him>they are all swarming>"BLOODY BASTARD BENCHOD, IT SNYDER MAN OF STOOL SAARS"