Thread 213085291

What's going on big gorilla? You just flipped my desk.

why is fishtank fucking gaycoded?
what is this shit?
i though sam is a nazi

>>213085418
sam doesn't have any genuine beliefs

>>213085418
>mfw the cable goes out and starts callin me a fag

>>213085432
how so?

>>213085503
it's clearly a rainbow lgbt flag

>>213085291 (OP)
good morning sir

>fishtank threads instantly getting nuked
BASED mods

>>213085291 (OP)
The twigs. They're in. You won't like it.

>>213085955
good, letting eceleb cancer have a general was always a terrible idea

its over

>>213085418
At most, Scam is a kike with a Nazi kink like whoever wrote "Please Kill Me, I am a Nigger Faggot Jew".

He didn't look too surprised really. I dont think it was improv.

>>213086066
you don't break your character in the middle of the act

ROBERT RODRIGUEZ INTERVIEW
https://youtu.be/crJQg8vq2Og?si=TjqH8kG5kFsgR1Np&t=4819
Exec. producer
Who the fuck is this guy?

>>213085291 (OP)
No no you insulted him a little bit

>>213085291 (OP)
Angela, can we get an update on those twigs please?

>>213085573
have you never seen a rainbow anon? what a sad life

>>213085955
Isn't this proof that the jannies/mods were paid off? If Fishtank lasted its full 6 weeks it would be ending TODAY. Seems like a bit of a coincidence that they choose to crackdown on on it now.

Joe Rogan appearance status?

>>213086136
looks like your illegal alien drug dealer type

so much for the white power eh sami?

taking a coke money from cartel are you?

>>213086196
holy shit there are still newfags that dont know how 4chan works

Sam and his goons will never recover from this

>>213086177
I'm not a leprechaun like you, sam

>>213086279
Nobody is resigning. What the fuck does it matter?

>>213086341
they don't have rainbows in india?

>>213086367
saar there's no resignation how is this bad they still have job Sam pay them good salary

>>213086367
>Nobody is resigning.
Yeah Sam made sure of that.

>>213086381
i don't know, you tell me, lasagna lips

do you bring indians on every podcast now?

>>213086488
no i just watch them make these threads and seethe about a d-list comedian all the time

>>213086524
>seethe
Oh, Sammy

man that harland guy sure is a dick, glad he got what was coming to him

>>213086561
is sam in the room with you right now?

>>213086571
>its fine, we'll fix it (Sam's dad will cut you a check)

>>213086574
you tell me, where are you, sammy?

>>213086619
He's dead

>>213085291 (OP)
BASKINSCHIZO FORCED MEME SPAM
just rangeban this flooding faggot already

Sam Hyde paid for a "documentary" to promote his show.

>>213086665
Sammy!

>>213086136
Like 8 minutes in Nick says Sam doesn't drink. There goes the hangover excuse.

>>213086668
look at his jewish hat haha

>>213086668
It's not a documentary if he doesn't ask about Marky or Don Jolly

>>213086668
He looks disgustingly jewish. Well, both of them do.

>>213086668
What can even be said that hasn't been said before?
>Dood, we were too badass for le Adult Swim
I've heard it all before

donjolly.com

Posting in an Indian thread

The Day Samuel Was Raped

>>213086798
your mom's a pajeeta

>>213085545
>says hes a christian once in some random podcast to virtue signal
>never goes to church
>has sex with underage girls
yeah ok buddy

>>213086845
I'm not you, Ranjeet

>>213086571
this looks cool imo

>>213086668
docuslop for the gentiles

>>213086854
How often does he have sex with underage girls?

>>213086136
you know, you want to think this video is a heartwarming comeback story of a group of talented awesome guys wronged by a hidden hand, reborn from the ashes, better than ever

but then you actually watch the sketches and its 4 minutes of unfunny riffing, no escalation to anything, and retreads of their greatest hits but without the good directing or fat-trimmed, also you realize sam fucks 16 year olds and shoves things up his ass which sours the whole thing a bit

>>213086574
yes sadly.. it fuckin stinks in here

>>213085545
>the closet apostate can paraphrase the gospel
wow man... that's so amazing that he holds such strong faith yet doesn't exhibit such belief in any of his actions.
>inb4 hate the sin not the sinner, no man is perfect, etc.
not what i'm referring to. an analogy i might use is someone who professes to love basketball, yet never watches a game, never wants to play pickup basketball, and refuses to participate in conversations about basketball in general.
>that analogy is retarded
okay... so the guy is a Christian, yet, betrays his friends, harasses his coworkers and sabotages anyone who doesn't stay a thoughtless yes-man, and his whole shtick is based on spewing hatred and negativity into the world via the internet. there is no evidence of belief beyond shallow lip service.

>>213086798
Uh... you don't get to bring friends, sam

Sam's Shame

>>213086790
go away dom you were a burnout who couldnt produce, you'd literally be along for the ride if you werent such a druggy loser who never worked on anything in a timely fashion

Heil Harland.

yeah man i am a hardcore christian. i believe jesus like died for our sins when he ate the golden apple and got kicked out of the garden or whatever

>>213087015
o/

/tv/ is a Harland board

>>213086136
so he got hit by a truck and received a huge settlement then used it to bankroll the series?

>>213087030
lmao yeah that's exactly what his larp sounds like

>>213086273
nah you can sort by creation date and watch them get nuked well before they would slide out

>>213086015
based erick watching it burn

>>213087071
I thought she was some weird artschool freak. Have you seen that B&W video of her running around naked in the woods with a cross?

>>213087030
um... the cunnulingus county is...uh... concentration camps and...whatever

>>213086892
It's probably like a trophy to Harland. Nobody before Sam has ever taken his bait so hook line and sinker and I doubt anyone ever will again.
It's like he put a mirror up to a monkey.

Harland is the hero we need in times like this

>be tom green
>pass out from exhaustion during a livestream
>harland is messaged by concerned fans
>guy drove over to toms house with a ladder and flashlight; climbed over his wall and checked in on him to make sure he was alright
>"You scared me buddy"

https://youtu.be/F6_k4BQMV54?si=YXDia7qjbjNHmjFg

>>213087130
nigga what made you think of emily youcis

>>213087131
jew? jew? jew? are you a big jew?
jjew jew? jew?
jew. jew?
jew? indian?
jew? rape? jew?

>>213085545
This is from the same pod where a literal CTE riddled retard destroyed all of Sam's arguments and his only response was "the time for arguing is over"

>>213087234
based harland, he's a real one. sam would never do anything like this. in fact, instead, sam nearly kills his friends in car accidents

SAM IS OFFICIALLY A LOLCOW LMFAO

>>213087239
>>213086136

>>213087234
that was cool of him

>>213086718
kek

>>213086136
>back in 2006 these were the alpha chads tearing up pussies left and right
xillenials had it so much better

>>213085418
Sam's a bottom dwelling sociopath with enough money and connections to house and abuse people he sees as lesser than him which aren't really big shoes to fill tbqh

>>213086854
>has sex with underage girls
The Bible is completely fine with that. It's the fact that he fucks prostitutes that's the problem.

>>213087305
Sam vs Boogie2988 bros

>>213086136
that guy is a fucking idiot for giving all his money to already rich trust fund jews Sam and Nick instead of his wife and kid.

It actually pissed me off.

>>213087497
There is also the sodomy and the fact he didn't marry her.

Harland is killing the cult of personality in comedy right now and im here for it. Getting rid of these no talent losers whose material is aimed at the lowest common denominator.

>>213085418
all the paypiggies are fat troons, troons are the only ones who need parasocial friends bad enough to spend money

>>213087301
when you get bodied by Jason "Mayhem" Miller in a discussion it's time to pack your fuckin bags

>>213087567
But dude man didn't you see Sam say he's a Christian? What are you somekind of JIDF/Leftypol/Channing/DiscordTranny/GammonFavreau/Spic/TimHeidecker/Hasan/ExGF?

The silver lining about Sam Hyde sodomizing a minor is that he got a turd up his dickhole and was so dickhurt about it that he cried in some shitty YouTube sketch about it later.

>>213087234
that's bad ass, I can't see Sam ever doing that for one of his friends

>>213087301
Sam couldn't even explain his position. Again bested in wits but this time by a mentally ill punch drunk moron.

>>213087841
In that situation, Sam would've called the IRS to help his friend with their tax filings.

>>213087921
He would have had a moving truck called in to repossess all the gifts he gave him like that Rolex.

>>213087966
assuming the friend is someone like Nick

>they call me The Raped
>they call me Marky
>they call me Big Purple
>they call me roid rage
>they call me Gorilla Nest