>>213087837 (OP)thank god
downloaded this a couple months ago never got around to watching it now i can safely cross it off my list (i was skeptical anyway)
>/tv/ says it's devastatingly depressing
>It's actually KWAB: the documentary except for the ending
>>213087944ha! It looked too stupid even for me. When there's a bunch of British actors in it you just know there's going to be way too much exposition.
I was disappointed that every woman got naked EXCEPT Helen Mirren, like wtf let me see dem titties, her sex scene with Arthur was pathetic
>>213087837 (OP)You have to be white to enjoy it
Lake Mungo, buncha slack jawed faggots around here
>>213087837 (OP)delete this thread and be ashamed
>>213087837 (OP)You sir, a philistine and homosexual.
One of you assholes said that the hoe from walking dead got topless in this so I watched with my dick or ready for the nude scene but it never happened and didn't come close to happening instead I sat through one of the gayest flicks ever fuck you 4channel
>>213088180Great fantasy type mythological movie but this shits so funny just imagining they were all fucking around in the woods like that being so dramatic
>>213089242seeing Joffrey in GoT reminded me of this character
bubo
md5: 8ad4c86f2b7adeb1b49b53060ef07e9c
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>>213089242https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JNlOTccdck&list=RD0JNlOTccdck&start_radio=1
>>213089918Wow this post made me mildly upset
Fuck you man
This film is actual kino.
One of my absolute favorites.
The first half is good because it's campy and funny but also still manages to capture the Arthurian age as this mythological period that you imagined it to be as a kid. The second half is just genuinely a good movie. Now
>>213089844 this is a genuinely dogshit movie that /tv/ spent way too much time on
>>213088308The music was perfect for that scene as well.
>>213088099He doesn't need to post his hand. People who refuse to capitalize when necessary are automatically niggers. Pressing the shift key is too hard for human garbage. They think it's hard work.
>>213090177Joker is a perfectly fine movie
King of Comedy for frustrated young men
>>213091427It's reflexive for actual white people. You wouldn't understand because your parents are trash.
>>213088308What if the sword lands on its tip?
>>213088572she makes up for it in the majority of her other movies, anon
>>213089776yeah the grail part is the most ะบะธะฝo section of this great film.
>>213088079Got like thirty minutes into this and turned it off because I couldn't care any less. Boring af and just some kind of emotion bait sappy thing.
the narrative is incredibly disjointed and poorly structured, its like a series of vignettes based on arthur legend but you never care about whats going on because basically there's no script, no character writing and the wooden actors with zero charisma are sleep walking through the whole thing, its supposed to be driven by the visuals and supposed dreamy atmosphere, but its just kitsch lighting and boring camera work and it never feels epic in scale
its actually super gay, even gayer than zardoz
boorman fucking sucks
conan, now thats fantasy kino
>>213092989Look, are you an ancient druid priestess who is bound by the sacred spirit of the land to pass down the very symbol of the nation state to a nascent Britain and its monarch, foretold in prophecy to lift up a people to a noble purpose and a noble future? No? Well, why don't you let her do her job and she won't come down to the bus station and tell you how to suck cocks while you're working, okay?
>>213093314>literally gay, super gayWhat do you think of the scene at
>>213090041>Arthur fights his way to the castle, manages to break the assault, and tells the men they're going to come fight for him.>Sir Uryenes tells him to fuck off, that he's not a knight but a squire>Arthur hands him Excalibur and tells him to knight him>Uryenes looks at the blade and feels the magic and is humbled>Knights Arthur while everyone watches>Swears allegiance >Merlyn - "Holy shit, I never saw this!"
>>213093574just look at merlin and his stupid gay helmet
gayer than gay porn
>>213093903Do you want the Dragon? Because this is how you get the Dragon.
Am I supposed to be high watching this boring shit?
>>213093314So basically I do drugs and watch it under the pretense itโs important, during my King Crimson and ELP kick, is what youโre saying?
>>213087982Watch the first 10 minutes, if you don't like the vibe turn it off.
>>213089285This is the only movie I know of that actually looks like one of those AI-generated "retro" movies in motion
>>213089748Sheeeiittt fr nigga it like why wipipo climb mountains and shit how you gonna take yoself seriously doin all at frrrrr
a lot of plebs, browns, and women in this thread
Does anyone like this that didn't see it first as a kid
I love it but I can see how it would be hard to take seriously when you aren't five and take every movie seriously
>>213087837 (OP)True Detective Season 2
The Northman
Uncut Gems
They were all shit and if you disagree you are simply wrong
>>213095941>the Northman its genuinely a gorgeously shot movie
>>213096321No it isn't. It is visually bland and uninspired, just like the plot that they ripped from Conan
>>213096419>the plot that they ripped from ConanThe plot is hamlet you utter buffoon.
I didn't hate it so I guess it isn't "garbage" but I don't understand why people talk about it like it's some masterpiece. If anyone is wondering, yes, I went in blind and didn't know the ending.