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Anonymous No.213089994 >>213090022 >>213090072 >>213090225 >>213090240 >>213090304 >>213090505 >>213090525 >>213090596 >>213091241 >>213091466 >>213091534 >>213091693 >>213091728 >>213092196 >>213092343 >>213092440 >>213092504 >>213092549 >>213092583 >>213093236 >>213093600 >>213093686 >>213093838 >>213093932 >>213095733 >>213096480 >>213097171 >>213097428 >>213098629 >>213099072 >>213099179 >>213099240 >>213100119 >>213101272 >>213104382 >>213104409 >>213104824 >>213104962 >>213105412 >>213105572 >>213106086 >>213107746 >>213108310 >>213108354 >>213108436 >>213108962 >>213109479 >>213109676 >>213109712 >>213110173 >>213110202 >>213111535 >>213112092 >>213112601 >>213115211 >>213115838 >>213115882 >>213116018
Another L for the t-cuck bros
Anonymous No.213090022 >>213114668
>>213089994 (OP)
yeah a spinochad would have RAPED this little bitch saur kek
Anonymous No.213090072 >>213100537
>>213089994 (OP)
I was there and they did roar
Anonymous No.213090105 >>213090334 >>213091728 >>213091986 >>213092640 >>213097230 >>213097311
YOU TAKE MY SELF, YOU TAKE MY SELF CONTROL
YOU GOT ME LIVIN' ONLY FOR THE NIGHT
BEFORE THE MORNING COMES, THE STORY'S TOLD
YOU TAKE MY SELF, YOU TAKE MY SELF CONTROL
Anonymous No.213090188 >>213090219 >>213098329
I only trust what I see and what I found cool
The T-REX could shoot fire, I don't care about (((science)))
Anonymous No.213090219 >>213090493 >>213114122 >>213114866
>>213090188
The only reason we know dinosaurs exist is because ((science))
Anonymous No.213090225
>>213089994 (OP)
Dinosaurs aren't fucking real
Anonymous No.213090240 >>213092239
>>213089994 (OP)
>cooed
So they were niggers
Anonymous No.213090304 >>213090394
>>213089994 (OP)
The T in T-Rex stands for tranny.
Source?
I am a scientist trust me.
Anonymous No.213090334 >>213091346
>>213090105
Low-T-Rex
Anonymous No.213090371 >>213090420 >>213109673 >>213116601
Raptors are cute and valid.
Anonymous No.213090378
wtf they didnt make one animal sound they made a different animal sound?! thats crazy, but they are big so they are loud and deep and thats enough like a roar that i dont care
Anonymous No.213090394
>>213090304
This, my 3rd grade teacher told me this, she's the same one who told me dinosaurs are real so I have to believe it
Anonymous No.213090420 >>213090480 >>213100516 >>213104428
>>213090371
Anonymous No.213090460 >>213107692
In other news, T-Rexes were predominantly gay, flooded with estrogen, and prefered to wear skirts.
Anonymous No.213090480 >>213101534
>>213090420
jurassic park "velociraptors" were just Deinonychus
Anonymous No.213090493 >>213093428
>>213090219
People had been finding fossils all of human history.
Anonymous No.213090505 >>213090831 >>213091560 >>213091728 >>213092059 >>213092141 >>213092635 >>213094097 >>213097367 >>213098688 >>213100383 >>213104810 >>213104838 >>213104858 >>213108276 >>213108377 >>213108702 >>213109630 >>213110706 >>213114570 >>213115218
>>213089994 (OP)
lmao rexcucks just can’t stop losing
Anonymous No.213090525
>>213089994 (OP)
>we know what animals did 150 million years ago
>how? DON'T ASK QUESTIONS. THE SCIENCE SAYS THEY DID.
Anonymous No.213090546
>more (((SCIENTIFIC))) Dinosaur facts
Psyop. Dinosaurs did not have feathers no matter how much you try to kike me.
Anonymous No.213090596
>>213089994 (OP)
Any recordings ?
Anonymous No.213090831 >>213090939 >>213091224 >>213092506 >>213095781 >>213103600 >>213104225 >>213115247 >>213115268
>>213090505
What the fuck? My daughter loves this show. I’ve never seen that episode.
Anonymous No.213090939 >>213091213
>>213090831
>letting your child was modern yidney
Cmon you should know better than that
Anonymous No.213091213 >>213091671 >>213105847
>>213090939
I’ll stick to Regular Show from now on. Weird how a show meant for teens and stoners where the characters regularly battle demons is more family friendly than a kids show.
Anonymous No.213091224 >>213093461 >>213094130 >>213097214 >>213113574
>>213090831
Should have her watch an animated series with scientifically accurate dinosaur biology instead.
Anonymous No.213091241 >>213098363 >>213105455
>>213089994 (OP)
Anonymous No.213091346
>>213090334
kek
Anonymous No.213091466
>>213089994 (OP)
Who believes this nonsense??? Sheesh.
Anonymous No.213091534 >>213091560 >>213091563 >>213107939
>>213089994 (OP)
The next news will be that it wasn't the meteorite that killed T-Rex, but because they were all gay and stopped having babies.
Anonymous No.213091560
>>213091534
>they were all gay and stopped having babies.
That’s already been confirmed >>213090505
Anonymous No.213091562
>dinosaurs were hermaphroditic and bisexual, new scientific research indicates
Anonymous No.213091563
>>213091534
they wouldn't say that
Anonymous No.213091671
>>213091213
Mordecai is a really bad role model though
Anonymous No.213091693
>>213089994 (OP)
cheetad meow
Anonymous No.213091701 >>213099538
No shit. No one ever said dinosaurs roared outside of movies. why the fuck would a reptile roar? only some mammals roared
Anonymous No.213091728 >>213095803
>>213089994 (OP)
>>213090105
>>213090505
Evolution is just a theory.
Anonymous No.213091765 >>213092069 >>213098377 >>213098448 >>213105462 >>213110136 >>213110428 >>213110591 >>213113686
I genuinely want to know why this is even studied. I can't think of a bigger waste of time and money than finding out what an extinct animal looks and sounds like from an era of the world that is practically an alien planet compared to what it is now. It's like theorizing what Orcs in middle earth actually looked and sounded like.
Anonymous No.213091936
Why would a proto-bird roar? That was always retarded.
Anonymous No.213091986
>>213090105
Is that Dino hitting the griddy??
Anonymous No.213092013 >>213098408
for me its the toronto raptors (formerly utah)
Anonymous No.213092059 >>213092085 >>213104601
>>213090505
How the fuck did we got here, when I was a kid something like this being shown was unthinkable
Anonymous No.213092069
>>213091765
It's just kino
Anonymous No.213092085
>>213092059
Imagine what they'll show in 30 years
Anonymous No.213092141
>>213090505
Anonymous No.213092196
>>213089994 (OP)
No shit, roar is a mammal thing
Anonymous No.213092239
>>213090240
coo, not coon
Anonymous No.213092304 >>213116615
the coo in question:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuSVLMHUkvQ
Anonymous No.213092343 >>213092388
>>213089994 (OP)
were they there?
Anonymous No.213092388
>>213092343
>didn't have at least one T-Rex friend in school
LOOOOOOOOOOOSER
Anonymous No.213092424
Dinosaurs aren't real. The Dragons which were real did indeed roar.

Source: I'm highly Intune with my ancestral blood memory
Anonymous No.213092440 >>213092582
>>213089994 (OP)
Incorrect, OP. Tyrano-Chad always yelled out:
>NIIIIGGGGGERRRRRRRRR
Anonymous No.213092476
Imagine a pigeon but deeper and rumbling
Anonymous No.213092482 >>213092530 >>213092542 >>213094215 >>213095938 >>213103527 >>213109454 >>213114584 >>213116618
Were Dinosaurs actually a real thing or just made up? What about Dragons?
Anonymous No.213092504
>>213089994 (OP)
FUCK SCIENTISTS
Anonymous No.213092506
>>213090831
Your daughter is trans now
Anonymous No.213092530
>>213092482
Dinosaurs weren't in the Bible, so they're obviously fake
Anonymous No.213092542
>>213092482
Dinosaurs were put in the ground by God to test us. Dragons were put in caves by God to toast us.
Anonymous No.213092549 >>213092582
>>213089994 (OP)
Chickens scream like murder so saurs can cry like surprise anal too
Anonymous No.213092579 >>213092662
spinoDEITIES stay winning
Anonymous No.213092582
>>213092440
>>213092549
Imagine saying nigger with Tyrone’s voice
Anonymous No.213092583
>>213089994 (OP)
They really can't let boys have anything huh.
Anonymous No.213092635
>>213090505
Needed double take
Anonymous No.213092640
>>213090105
Chat is this real?
Anonymous No.213092662 >>213108404
>>213092579
-ACK
Anonymous No.213092808 >>213092877
>*Mechanic finds a bolt in the dirt*
>"This came from a 1973 Ferrari 365. It was a front-engined, rear-wheel-drive sports car with a 4.4-liter V12 engine. It produces 352 horsepower and has a top speed of around 174 mph.
This is unironically what (((archaeology))) is.
Anonymous No.213092834
Thanks scientists we'll take the lore from here
Anonymous No.213092877 >>213093215
>>213092808
>dinosaurs
>archaeology
nice try buddy
Anonymous No.213093215
>>213092877
>urrm ACTUALLY...
Thank you for completely proving my point, you fucking retard lmaoooo
Anonymous No.213093236 >>213093352
>>213089994 (OP)
That's cool. That just means we can keep Jurassic Park as it is, then.
Every other paleofag project will continue to fail like they always do when their takes inevitably become outdated in another month's time, and they have to play catch up ad infinitum because they're autistic about being as faithful as possible to the opinions of a bunch of gay dorks literally guessing about what dinosaurs looked and acted like.
Anonymous No.213093292 >>213093540
How the FUCK would they even begin to know what sound animals that lived 70 million years ago made?
Anonymous No.213093352
>>213093236
based
Anonymous No.213093389
they made it woke
Anonymous No.213093428 >>213114122
>>213090493
And they were calling them dragones and shit. If you hate science so much, go to live with an African tribebor something. We're surrounded by science
Anonymous No.213093461 >>213093536 >>213093573 >>213093651 >>213116430
>>213091224
What the fuck was Genndy thinking?
How did we go from cool prehistoric adventures, with some of the highest order of dino kino ever seen in decades, to that fucking shit?
Anonymous No.213093467 >>213093710
Trust the science.
Anonymous No.213093536
>>213093461
I think he might genuinely have a birthing fetish, considering Ashi's birth scene too in the final Samurai Jack season.
Anonymous No.213093540 >>213095815
>>213093292
by comparing their windpipes and throat bones to modern animals. reptiles, crocodiles, and birds do not roar, why would dinosaurs?
Anonymous No.213093573
>>213093461
Tune in for Season 3 when it becomes an anthology series with different characters each episode!
Anonymous No.213093600 >>213103560
>>213089994 (OP)
I'm a Christian so I don't believe in Dinosaurs. Imagine believing that there was a T-Rex on Noah's Ark. That would be retarded. The bones in museums are all pieced together and the product of imagination. Scientists don't know shit about them, they just make it up as they go along
Anonymous No.213093651 >>213116733
>>213093461
I was not prepared for how fucking kino that episode was.
Anonymous No.213093686 >>213094011
>>213089994 (OP)
Makes sense. Crocodiles and lizards in general don't roar.
In fact are mammals the only animals that roar at all?
Anonymous No.213093710 >>213093754
>>213093467
Trust the jew Spielberg
Anonymous No.213093754
>>213093710
You mean the giant aryan chad Crichton?
Anonymous No.213093838 >>213093875 >>213100499
>>213089994 (OP)
According to a new study, dinosaurs were all super gay and stupid.
In other news, trains rule.
Anonymous No.213093875 >>213093948 >>213094206 >>213108385
>>213093838
I've never met a single train kid ever. They don't exist.
Anonymous No.213093932
>>213089994 (OP)
>dinosaurs actually had FEATHERS you science denying chud
>ok they didn't actually have feathers
>but they didn't ROAR ok they COO like birds and we know this from the skeleton which we are missing like 60% of
>trust us this time for real please give us more funding please please please
Anonymous No.213093948
>>213093875
My cousins a train kid, our neighbors son is really autistic but he's a plane kid
Anonymous No.213094011 >>213095807
>>213093686
While not strictly a roar, cassowary calls are what I imagine a lot of dinosaur noises to be like, lots of sub-sonic thrumming and rumbling with rough croaking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy-9Z2KrjsY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR43NFbQv8E
Anonymous No.213094027 >>213094160
What's the point of this thread?
Anonymous No.213094070 >>213095807 >>213113628
Anonymous No.213094097
>>213090505
Prehistoric planet also has similar gay faggot shit like this.
Anonymous No.213094130
>>213091224
Women are so powerful dude…
Anonymous No.213094160
>>213094027
Rage baiting chuds who think that changing theories about dinos is some kind of rewriting of history, even though depictions of dinos have always been guesswork.
Anonymous No.213094206
>>213093875
I met one once, seemed like a nice dude
Anonymous No.213094215
>>213092482
dinosaurs are real, but most species are literally made up from 1 or 2 bones, palentologists just make shit up most of the time and get away with it
Anonymous No.213094383
You took it all away, I give it all away
Can't take my freedom
Here to change the game, a banner made of pain
I built my kingdom
Now you bow to me
You took my dreams but not my name
You'll follow me into the end
I am my kingdom
Anonymous No.213095673
BULLSHIT
Anonymous No.213095733 >>213097546
>>213089994 (OP)
They admit they've lied to us for years then they want us to believe something new. These mother fuckers
Anonymous No.213095781
>>213090831
your daughter is watching POZZed propaganda meant to brainwash her into becoming a tranny
Anonymous No.213095803
>>213091728
A GAME THEORY
Anonymous No.213095805
If wokism is dead why are they still trying to break the White Man's moral by telling them dinosaurs are actually cooing chickens.
Anonymous No.213095807
>>213094011
>>213094070
kek, never fails
Anonymous No.213095815 >>213097473
>>213093540
Dinosaurs were not any of those things
Anonymous No.213095938
>>213092482
genuinely, and this isn't meant to be in a mean way at all
are you retarded
Anonymous No.213096118 >>213098507
>according to scientists
Anonymous No.213096480
>>213089994 (OP)
My estimation of dinosaurs as apex predators just fuckin' plummeted.
Anonymous No.213097171
>>213089994 (OP)
They were just giant chickens
Anonymous No.213097214
>>213091224
I want to fuck a trex NOW
Anonymous No.213097230
>>213090105

every time
Anonymous No.213097307
Why do Jews HATE dinosaurs?
Anonymous No.213097311
>>213090105
Why would a big lizard act like a bird?
Anonymous No.213097367
>>213090505
I guess only a 5 year old would be stupid enough to believe this.
Anonymous No.213097396
Science is waging an unholy crusade against all fun in the universe. And it is winning.
Anonymous No.213097428 >>213097467 >>213097630 >>213098316
>>213089994 (OP)

you telling me they studied dinosaurs for 200 years and some retard scientists from the last year suddenly decided dinosaurs behavior was completely different

is this what they call jewish science
Anonymous No.213097464 >>213097513 >>213097585
Why are whites so obsessed with dinosaurs?
Anonymous No.213097467
>>213097428
If people feel purpose or excitement they might use that energy against Israel, you fool. All goyim cattle must be permanently demoralized.
Anonymous No.213097473
>>213095815
Dinosauria were reptiles and birds are an offshoot of them
Anonymous No.213097513
>>213097464
Anonymous No.213097546 >>213097560
>>213095733
who lied? Steven spielberg? find me old articles or papers that said dinosaurs roared like godzilla
Anonymous No.213097560
>>213097546
>oy vey kill the goyim drink their blood!
What the fuck dude?
Anonymous No.213097585
>>213097464
Dinosaurs are awesome.

t.brown
Anonymous No.213097630 >>213098316
>>213097428

Too many unqualified "scientists" in academia nowadays scrambling for research grant money, so they simply make up outrageous shit based on pretty much nothing to shine the spotlight on themselves.
Anonymous No.213097923
this just in - trexs were vegans and cuddled with other dinosaur species for warmth
Anonymous No.213098189 >>213102449 >>213102472
dinsaurs roared, didn't have feathers, ate humans and were cool as fuck
end of story
Anonymous No.213098209
I am so fucking sick of redditor dipshits trying to make dinosaurs cringe and gay.
Anonymous No.213098232
If you goyim don't stop acting uppity and support Israel then the science is going to prove dinosaurs didn't actually exist, just like the science proved dragons didn't exist the last time you needed a lesson
Anonymous No.213098285
Ngl I actually think the feathery dinosaurs are trippy and weird and cool and might look even more creepy than the bald ones

Like some kind of strange Jim Henson-y muppety Dark Crystal nightmare world. Weird colorful fanged creatures lurking in primordial swamps
Anonymous No.213098316
>>213097428
>>213097630
Fun fact Jimbo, did you know China and its neighboring countries have found more BRAND SPANKING NEW feathered specimens than anyone else in the past 30 years at a weirdly suspicious rate than anyone's found new dinosaur species throughout the existence of the science?
They've found, get this, FIFTY (50) in that time (not counting the fakes!) compared to others that have only found one or two! And this was since 1996, just when Jurassic Park and Dinomania was popular enough to cash in on! Ain't that quaking crazy?
Anonymous No.213098328 >>213098378 >>213098405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDMHHw8JqLE
>GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING FLOOR NOW
Anonymous No.213098329
>>213090188
We've got Violent2Gay over here.
Anonymous No.213098363 >>213105826
>>213091241
Oh goodie, the glavset is here with their stupid shit.
Anonymous No.213098377 >>213098448 >>213106246
>>213091765
It's not "studied", it's made up. Literally all of it is made up.
Anonymous No.213098378
>>213098328
I don't trust anyone that acts like Shoebills are scary. We're very polite towards humans.
Anonymous No.213098405
>>213098328
Science proves these things actually coo, update your fake birds.
Anonymous No.213098408 >>213114366
>>213092013
A counter point.
Anonymous No.213098448
>>213091765
You're dumb as a rock.
>>213098377
You stink of vodka and anal sex.
Anonymous No.213098507
>>213096118
>Russian femboy spamming frogs
Outrageous!
Anonymous No.213098601 >>213098638 >>213099468
>German paleontologists have discovered a 247-million-year-old fossil of a reptile with a bizarre row of plumes sprouting from its back. The elaborate display is a paradox of evolution. The plumes bear some similarities to feathers, even though the newly discovered reptile was not closely related to birds.
Fuck it reptiles had feathers too. Maybe even mammals did who knows.
Anonymous No.213098629
>>213089994 (OP)
its over the science® its settled
Anonymous No.213098637
Proof humans don't have feathers?
Anonymous No.213098638
>>213098601
What do platypuses have?
Anonymous No.213098688 >>213107752 >>213113063
>>213090505
Children exposed to this sort of shit will turn into psychotic mass murderers. Meanwhile I grew up on stuff like pic related.
Anonymous No.213099072
>>213089994 (OP)
They also moaned when they dilated
Anonymous No.213099135
Here are your bird sounds, bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_J1VCCC_So
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQGKSiL4jMk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBGYPQKt3wA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dcQO6Zb8Eg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbn8yIq7_LM
Anonymous No.213099177 >>213106507
Anonymous No.213099179
>>213089994 (OP)
These asshole make new shit up every 3 years. Same with the galaxy and universe. They don't fucking know
Anonymous No.213099240
>>213089994 (OP)
It’s crazy how dinosaurs hit a sort of zenith and now every new thing scientists report about them makes them more gay and retarded. It’s almost like they’re purposely trying to make dinosaurs lame
Anonymous No.213099468
>>213098601
>bear some similarities to feathers
Yeah -- they're called spines.
Anonymous No.213099538 >>213100177
>>213091701
Based retard

https://youtube.com/shorts/N_Ze4JHkxjE
Anonymous No.213099685
>current year + 100 million years
>Dinomammals didn’t bark. They meowed, according to 6 legged insect scientists
Anonymous No.213100119 >>213100283 >>213100491
>>213089994 (OP)
The cooing of a creature of that size must've sounded way more horrific than any shitty roar. Like hell on earth.
Anonymous No.213100136 >>213100193
Dinosaurs did not exist.
Anonymous No.213100177
>>213099538
thats a bellow, that isnt a roar, retard
Anonymous No.213100193 >>213100424
>>213100136
were you there?
Anonymous No.213100228 >>213100327
>these are the same people who told you you were going to die of covid and needed to be vaccinated
kek, ill never trust modern science again
Anonymous No.213100283 >>213100491
>>213100119
imagine a peacock making that demented sound but x100 lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MhZPqHeEAQ
Anonymous No.213100327
>>213100228
Except for all the scientific incel statistics and graphs, those are cool and can stay. Right, you senile incel?
Anonymous No.213100383
>>213090505
fucking disgusting jewish slop
Anonymous No.213100424
>>213100193
Was anyone?
Anonymous No.213100491 >>213113846
>>213100119
>>213100283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBoY_aEVj8
Anonymous No.213100499
>>213093838
trains are so cool
Anonymous No.213100516 >>213105427 >>213113522
>>213090420
Even God himself loved Jurassic Park. Urahraptor was discovered during filming. Just the right size as The Big One from the movie.
Anonymous No.213100537
>>213090072
I wasn't there but I've listened to soundwaves trapped in amber and you're right
Anonymous No.213101220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-s0G0EVVL8
Anonymous No.213101245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18C8M_dSg4M
Anonymous No.213101272
>>213089994 (OP)
cheetas don't roar. they purr.
true story.
Anonymous No.213101534
>>213090480
They really should just switch the names IRL. It would be better for everyone.
Anonymous No.213102449 >>213104400 >>213105271
>>213098189
>didn't have feathers
Take that back
Anonymous No.213102472
>>213098189
This guy fucks.
Anonymous No.213103527 >>213106360
>>213092482
Dinosaur is just a political designation. It is like the term Hispanic. Dragons were indeed real. It is very questionable anything in museums today represent what dragons/dinosaurs looked like thousands of years ago. The best explanation Ive heard that satisfies my personal interest in the subject is that after the global flood. Most of these beasts died out. The remaining were then driven to extinction by man. There were dragon hunting squads in Europe as late as the 1400s.
Anonymous No.213103560
>>213093600
You fail to realize that you can take eggs and babies into account. Why would you bring fully grown adult animals into your Ark if you are trying to get every single kind of animal.
Anonymous No.213103600
>>213090831
>daughter
*hits pipe*
Anonymous No.213104225
>>213090831
Learn to torrent and don't show her anything made after the year 2000. Up to 2010 if you feel generous.
Anonymous No.213104382
>>213089994 (OP)
>ACKCHUARRY ACKODIN TO OLD WISE MEN BIG BAD LIZARDS ARE BIG BAD BIRDS
Anonymous No.213104400
>>213102449
looks like a giant hairy vulture
Anonymous No.213104409
>>213089994 (OP)
>
Anonymous No.213104428 >>213112375
>>213090420
>reconstitution
Anonymous No.213104601 >>213105076 >>213106068
>>213092059
Media corpos used to be run by boomer conservatives who would bully their liberal creatives into making entertaining stuff that actually made money and the liberal creatives would have to sneak their degenerate shit in under the radar.
Nowadays media corps are run by shitlibs that don't care about the bottom line because Blackrock will "lend" them what they need and the creatives are let loose to make whatever gay race communism they want.
Anonymous No.213104810
>>213090505
>they actually managed to turn dinosaurs of all things, lame and gay
Anonymous No.213104824
>>213089994 (OP)
>the humiliation ritual continues...
Anonymous No.213104838
>>213090505
I'm actually angry now, thx.
Anonymous No.213104858
>>213090505
so wholesome 100!
Anonymous No.213104962 >>213106294
>>213089994 (OP)
It's real sound is way fuckin creepier than that Jurassic Park roar for sure.
Anonymous No.213105076 >>213105484
>>213104601
I don't think I've played a single game in this pic. Does this mean I somehow escaped the Woke™?
Anonymous No.213105271
>>213102449
>Doctor Hammond, I'm Cretaceous
Anonymous No.213105412 >>213105436
>>213089994 (OP)
whenever i meet someone thats overtly into dinosaurs, which happens a lot since i deal often with manchildren, real children and downies
i love to vehemently claim that there was a dinosaur called "Dinosaurus Rex"
it sounds stupid as fuck, but its extremely effective
>D-DO YOU MEAN TYRANNOSAURUS REX??!
its great
they get so flustered
Anonymous No.213105427
>>213100516

It just works! Bitches!
Anonymous No.213105436
>>213105412
ok, Epstein
Anonymous No.213105455 >>213105532
>>213091241
>i saw it in a movie...
>i read a webcomic about it...
>anon told me that...
retard
Anonymous No.213105462
>>213091765
It's a white people thing dont worry about it
Anonymous No.213105484
>>213105076
You should at least play Prey. It's a great game.
Anonymous No.213105489 >>213105532
Actual scientific reality is always disappointing but the good thing about life is that you can create your own reality. Just pretend they looked like Jurassic Park
Anonymous No.213105504
a t-rex coo would be rather terrifying...
Anonymous No.213105532
>>213105455
>>213105489
so when is the next season of rick and morty coming out, redditbros?
Anonymous No.213105572
>>213089994 (OP)
There is a social aspect to lions roaring. T-rex dont care about that crap, they are efficient killing machines, second only to sharks.
Anonymous No.213105826 >>213108188
>>213098363
Are you just going to spam your new buzzword ad nauseum?
Anonymous No.213105847 >>213105878
>>213091213
https://youtu.be/nrK8SoiIC04?si=Mf8FHrCzXqkUe6bR
Anonymous No.213105878
>>213105847
https://youtube.com/shorts/5j0gWlcIyGA?si=hSWPemsvCYWteNxy
Anonymous No.213106068 >>213108245
>>213104601
White and Asian nerds are such faggots for not at least gatekeeping the video-game industry. Holy hell what a gay, brown nightmare.
Anonymous No.213106086 >>213106325
>>213089994 (OP)
Dinosaurs hun? Still hiding from the new south park ep are we? Weak chuds in denial.

Hilarious.
Anonymous No.213106246
>>213098377
Yes. When I learned that paleontologists were paid for goddamn guesswork and that they actually take one found bone and hyper expand 50 different assumptions about them to "make dinosuars" I was livid but unsurprised. People want to "be right" more than know truth
Anonymous No.213106294
>>213104962
The "honking" sounds like evil laughter from Hell.
Anonymous No.213106325
>>213106086
kys
Anonymous No.213106360
>>213103527
eh, I believe it. We dont know anything from before the flood, only that it was severely devastating to the current world paradigm at the time
Anonymous No.213106507 >>213107364
>>213099177
I didn't think much about the le science of dinosaurs but it became wildly clear to me that the field is made up of bullshitting retard contrarians when they started dropping updates that the Spinosaur was gay and retarded and actually sucked vs what we used to think about it. It's just obvious that these are dorks who were, for some reason, emotionally hurt that the Trex lost to the Spinosaur in JP3 and have been trying to ERM AHKTUALLY that fight since then. After this revelation I just simply don't give a shit what the sciencefags have to say because they are clearly lying for money
Anonymous No.213107364
>>213106507
>It's just obvious that these are dorks who were, for some reason, emotionally hurt that the Trex lost to the Spinosaur in JP3 and have been trying to ERM AHKTUALLY that fight since then
Holy shit fucking this, this scene mindbroke a whole generation of dinofags. And now whem they're 30-40 years old they finally have the power to retaliate.
Anonymous No.213107692
>>213090460
They just like me
Anonymous No.213107746 >>213108096
>>213089994 (OP)
Translation: Scientists say dinosaurs were actually not as cool as you thought they were when you were a boy.

But although you've grown up, you still don't give a fuck and don't want to gay dinosaurs with the feathers and shit in your dinosaur movies. Nobody does. So scientists can just STFU.
Anonymous No.213107752 >>213108472
>>213098688
Oh yeah wasn’t that the cobra alien or something? My friend had that it was awesome.
Anonymous No.213107939
>>213091534
Actually it was white Christians that killed the dinosaurs.
Anonymous No.213108096 >>213108147
>>213107746
in the 90's the T. Rex was a slow dumb blind scavenger who you could defeat by standing still or just outrun on a mild jog

right now T. Rex is a fast apex predator with immense sense of vision and smell capable of making complex plans whom you could only defeat if you just happen to be a marksman holding a large caliber rifle and didn't get ambushed

so yes I'll take them not being able to roar as a tradeoff, especially because the current consensus on what sound they could make is infrasound rumbling, you know the sort of sound you can't hear but can feel and triggers that primal part of your brain into instinctive fear?
Anonymous No.213108147 >>213108212
>>213108096
Keep your gay bird-o-saurs faggot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-L6pOcybkY

Ooh scary. Quaking in my boots.
Anonymous No.213108188 >>213112145
>>213105826
Are you just going to spam your approved media folder, Marina? Am I impeding your work?
Anonymous No.213108212
>>213108147
still better than a retard who gets defeated by standing still
Anonymous No.213108245
>>213106068
>White and Asian nerds are such faggots for not at least gatekeeping the video-game industry
not only that but they went the other way instead with their whining that "video games are art and playing them is actual hobby"
Anonymous No.213108276 >>213108392
>>213090505
So... they went extinct because they were so stupid they confused rocks with eggs, or they couldn't distinguish between male and female?
Anonymous No.213108310 >>213108387
>>213089994 (OP)
rexsissies on suicide watch, spinochads keep winning
Anonymous No.213108354 >>213108826
>>213089994 (OP)
>this made up animal keeps having different traits changed constantly every new generation of retard redditor 'scientists'

Proof that creationism is the truth
There are no such things as 'dinosaurs'
Just luciferian bullshit to destroy Christianity

Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior now before its too late
Amen
Anonymous No.213108377
>>213090505
fucking propaganda
Anonymous No.213108385
>>213093875
Just because you've never met one doesn't mean they're not out there. I'm trains btw.
Anonymous No.213108387
>>213108310
Based
Anonymous No.213108392
>>213108276
Yes, and as punishment god threw a big rock on them.
Anonymous No.213108404
>>213092662
cope rex tranny, spinoGODS buck broke you so hard you've been seething for almost 20 years now
Anonymous No.213108436 >>213108450 >>213108535
>>213089994 (OP)
CO COO CO COO
Anonymous No.213108450
>>213108436
chicken make kikiriki though
Anonymous No.213108472
>>213107752
I had the rhino alien
Anonymous No.213108535
>>213108436
more like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7Jl82zeQJU
Anonymous No.213108702
>>213090505
Anonymous No.213108826
>>213108354
I mean we have the dino bones, you cant just say they are 'fake'. You could argue they were not ancient animals, but the ungodly offspring of the Watchers and human women.
Anonymous No.213108962 >>213109116 >>213109244
>>213089994 (OP)
do any reptiles roar? where did they even get that idea from?
Anonymous No.213109116 >>213109244
>>213108962
none what so ever, not even birds roar and they have one of the most intricate vocalization systems around
they make a massive variety of sounds just not roars
Anonymous No.213109244 >>213109625
>>213108962
>>213109116
Majority of reptiles and birds are realy fucking small compared to a lion or a bear
Cats or wolfs don't roar either.
Anonymous No.213109262 >>213109289
scientists are infallible except for all the times they were wrong chud
Anonymous No.213109289
>>213109262
Science will always be shady when making money is the objective.
Anonymous No.213109454
>>213092482
M8, birds are dinosaurs. So yes, they were real, most of them just died out, leaving only the lil feathered fellas behind.
Anonymous No.213109479
>>213089994 (OP)
gators coo, lol
Anonymous No.213109547 >>213109601 >>213114379
>spinofag needed to bump his own thread and reply to himself to keep it from dying
JPIII was shit.
The spinosaurus will forever be the most cucked dino in existence now that we know how it really looked like.
Meanwhile everyone loves the Tyrannosaur and it will forever be the most popular dinosaur of all time.
Keep seething at the T.Rex, spinocucks.
Anonymous No.213109601 >>213114823
>>213109547
KWAB
Anonymous No.213109625
>>213109244
it has nothing to do with size and everything to do with how their throats work
cheetahs can't roar and jaguars can despite them being comparable in size and both felines

and if we're going purely by weight and size

Siberian tiger: 400 to 675lbs, up to 11 ft long (including tail), pre 1980 measurements, the post ones are smaller

Polar Bear: 700 to 1800lbs, up to 8ft long

Saltwater Crocodile: 900 to 2200bs, up to 20ft long

Salties still can't fucking roar
Anonymous No.213109630 >>213116343
>>213090505
>AHHHHHH ADOPTION BAD!!!!!!!!

so, rigtoids are the party of triggerds now?
Anonymous No.213109663
dinosaurs never existed
Anonymous No.213109673 >>213109729 >>213109747 >>213112070 >>213113046
>>213090371
>feathers
>dont rly
>dont glide
>planet hot so it doesn't help regulate body temp
Literally why wouldnt scales be better
Anonymous No.213109676
>>213089994 (OP)
A coo from something the size of a house probably didn't sound like a coo.
Anonymous No.213109712
>>213089994 (OP)
KEK imagine thinking these things ever fucking existed
Anonymous No.213109729
>>213109673
it's a psyop, they didn't have feathers
Anonymous No.213109747 >>213110081 >>213110145 >>213110322
>>213109673
they could glide to some extend and likely used their feathered forearms and feathered tail to stabilize themselves when running at high speed or jumping onto prey animals
also not all of the planet was hot and a lot of raptors were rather small despite being highly active, possibly diurnal, predators
Anonymous No.213110081
>>213109747
>raptors did naruto run
based
Anonymous No.213110120
*breathes fire at you*
Anonymous No.213110136 >>213110302
>>213091765
Knowing what a dinosaur looked like or behaved helps nothing in the overall scheme of things. If anything it’s a waste of time and resources we could focus on important things like medicine or technology. I agree it’s the hard truth.
Anonymous No.213110145
>>213109747
just like a chicken yeah
Anonymous No.213110173
>>213089994 (OP)

Wrong, this is just more bullshit from sõyentists and sõyentists aren't real scientists.
Anonymous No.213110202
>>213089994 (OP)
>July 14, 2016
Anonymous No.213110302 >>213111473
>>213110136
You being here helps nothing in overall scheme of things. It is very easy to justify anything but being productivity drone 24/7 with that train of thought.
Anonymous No.213110322
>>213109747
Thats not enough or a reason to evolve them
Anonymous No.213110428
>>213091765

Never underestimate man's thirst for knowledge for its own sake. It's what separates us humans from every other species.
Anonymous No.213110591
>>213091765
The field of paleontology is mostly part of the oil industry. The typical paleontologist examines rock samples to see if the lifeforms entombed there match the strata where oil tends to be found. Dinosaur research is kind of like special forces hype in the military; it's a way to attract people to the field so that you can pull a bait and switch on them and get them to take a boring practical job after they are stuck with the degree and realize there aren't nearly enough openings for the cool job.
Anonymous No.213110706
>>213090505
KEK imagine being american LMAOOOO
Anonymous No.213111473 >>213112106
>>213110302
Beats looking like a queer at a museum where you could be doing something way more productive. Or walking around the desert punching the sand for fragments of an extinct animal.
Anonymous No.213111535
>>213089994 (OP)
im tired of this woke revisionist history
its as if nothing can be cool or ferocious anymore
Anonymous No.213112070 >>213112236
>>213109673
It's a wonder that Birds of Paradise exist at all, considering how hot it is in the jungles they live in, and yet still have feathers.
Anonymous No.213112092
>>213089994 (OP)
Haha what a cluck
Anonymous No.213112106 >>213112563
>>213111473
Not him, but I want to help you learn a lesson it took me a long time to understand: you shouldn't limit yourself because you're afraid of how strangers might perceive you. If you want to visit a museum, you are free to do so without fear of thinking anyone else might assume you're queer. After all, they're at the same museum.
Anonymous No.213112145
>>213108188
What the actual hell are you babbling about, schizo
Anonymous No.213112236
>>213112070
Thats a non sequitur, just bc its hot relative to today doesnt make it hot relative to the past. They also already evolved feathers and we're talking about dinos going from scale to feather for no apparent advantage
Anonymous No.213112281
dinosaurs didn't have powerful ejaculations, their cum only dribbled out, according to scientists
Anonymous No.213112375
>>213104428
that pic makes no sense
Anonymous No.213112563 >>213112688 >>213113646
>>213112106
Should spend your time doing something else.
Anonymous No.213112601 >>213112642 >>213112742
>>213089994 (OP)
>2016
>when this still hasn't been proven concretely till now
>everyone itt is still buying into it or "pretending" just to shitpost whatever they want
Grim
Anonymous No.213112642
>>213112601
It’s that easy!
Anonymous No.213112688 >>213114868
>>213112563
yeah a nice manly football game it's where its at fuck those gay museums for faggots
Anonymous No.213112742 >>213112846
>>213112601
the "dinosaurs didn't roar" thing is blatantly obvious given that no archosaurs roar and even among mammals it's restricted to only a select few
Anonymous No.213112846 >>213113654
>>213112742
Yeah that's what I mean. Not saying they actually roared, but people losing their shit over "cooing" are blatantly disregarding that some animals sound fucking cursed making those kinds of noises even by that definition. What's not concrete is if they cooed or other kinds of noise like low frequency bellowing sounds.
Anonymous No.213113046
>>213109673
>dont rly
>dont glide
>planet hot so it doesn't help regulate body temp
ostritches
Anonymous No.213113063
>>213098688
b.
Anonymous No.213113522
>>213100516
Utahraptor is way bigger than the JP raptors
Anonymous No.213113574
>>213091224
>the way the t-rex exerts itself and fucking roars at the end
This is so obviously sexually charged it's genuinely disgusting
Anonymous No.213113628 >>213113887
>>213094070
Can't imagine being this brown and inbred
Anonymous No.213113646
>>213112563
Not really, I like museums and I'm not particularly concerned about the opinions of those that don't.
Anonymous No.213113654 >>213113730
>>213112846
the more reputable paleontologists seem to think they made low frequency sounds extending far into infrasound range
exactly what noises they made with this is hard to guess but given that they both acted relatively solitary when not breeding while also having dedicated childcare from both parents it makes sense if they maintained some way to communicate over long distances which low frequency bellowing would in fact be perfect for
Anonymous No.213113686
>>213091765
It's a white people thing, not something a rapebaby like you would ever understand
Anonymous No.213113730
>>213113654
>the more reputable paleontologists seem to think they made low frequency sounds extending far into infrasound range
Except it was all bullshit and the university study constantly touted as being behind the "accurate t.rex sounds" does not exist
This is the only dinosaur we know the sound of, everything else is pure guessing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlKa7i_59As
Anonymous No.213113846
>>213100491
the utahraptor really sounds like an oversized turkey before it slices you open

t-rex is not far off how i imagine him
Anonymous No.213113887 >>213116421
>>213113628
I know. Imagine obsessing over a faggoty bird that only kills kids and old people.
Anonymous No.213114122
>>213090219
>>213093428
>If you hate science so much, go to live with an African tribebor something. We're surrounded by science
Anonymous No.213114366 >>213115633
>>213098408
This comic is the greatest argument for why we need socialism and we need it right fucking now. Praise Marx!
Anonymous No.213114379
>>213109547
You just know this rexfag pissed his diaper when JPIII shot Spinosaurus to the same level of pop culture relevance as T. rex with just a few minutes of screentime.
Anonymous No.213114570
>>213090505
If they wanna add gay dinosaurs then might as well show some hot dinosaurs fucking each other instead of this faggy shit
Anonymous No.213114584
>>213092482
i'm pretty sure real dragons had feathers
Anonymous No.213114615 >>213115767
here's a redpill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdzRyortqLA
Anonymous No.213114668
>>213090022
imagine being so deeply insecure about your favorite dino that you samefag all over an unrelated thread like this guy
Anonymous No.213114823
>>213109601
Help me Alan grant aiieeee!!!
Anonymous No.213114866
>>213090219
No, anyone can go dig up bones.
Anonymous No.213114868
>>213112688
Exactly my nigga
Anonymous No.213115211
>>213089994 (OP)
>born at the time the dinosaur psyop took off
>live long enough to see dinosaurs get cucked by feathers and cooing
at this point i hope they were always fake and gay
Anonymous No.213115218
>>213090505
Kek. Every time
Anonymous No.213115247
>>213090831
I hope your daughter becomes non binary
Anonymous No.213115268
>>213090831
It’s fucking oger
Anonymous No.213115633
>>213114366
Does anyone ever know what you're talking about?
Anonymous No.213115660
>on-topic threads get removed for no reason
>random dino spam is kept
Anonymous No.213115767
>>213114615
yup the made some storyteller/fable/theory like they always have but this time the snake oil salesman are calling it "science".Just like deep space and atomic size its all just made up bs to keep school eating money from the citizens and government.
Anonymous No.213115838
>>213089994 (OP)
>Only dinosaurs coo
I coo during and after sex ... debunked, chud!
Anonymous No.213115882
>>213089994 (OP)
>last updated 2016
Also what does this have to do with film?
Anonymous No.213116018 >>213116082 >>213116168 >>213116563
>>213089994 (OP)
Why do modern generations hate fun. I still remember the year Jurassic park came out. Everybody and their grandmas were cool af.
Anonymous No.213116082
>>213116018
jurassic park has a reoccurring joke that kid mocks grant for saying birds are dinosaurs
Anonymous No.213116168
>>213116018
>"glup glup glup"
>cum on guys jushth have fun!!?be a mindless moron like me!!
>"glup glup glup"
Anonymous No.213116343
>>213109630
>AHHHHHH ADOPTION BAD!!!!!!!!
This, but unironically.
Too many kids out of wedlock.
Abort all bastards.
Anonymous No.213116421 >>213116562
>>213113887
I can scarcely imagine being so indian you seethe over some random bird
You shitskins truly deserved a nuke of your own
Anonymous No.213116430
>>213093461
Jews and wokeshit, that's it.
Anonymous No.213116562
>>213116421
I'm sorry that I insulted your birdwife. Have you considered liking cooler animals and not being a faggot?
Anonymous No.213116563
>>213116018
Paleontologists literally confirmed T. Rex had the best eyesight in any animal ever found
If you watched a T. Rex through a pair of binoculars it could stare back at you and SEE you

If that's not cool I don't know what is
Anonymous No.213116601
>>213090371
>Just a big fuckangry goose
Yea I can see it.
Anonymous No.213116615
>>213092304
no replies to the only valid answer in this chinese subversion-thread
Anonymous No.213116618
>>213092482
>What about Dragons?
What is a "dragon"?
Does it have 4 limbs?
2 limbs? 6 limbs? None?
Does it breath fire or lightning?
Does it have hair? Scales? Both?
How big is it? Dog-sized? Bear-sized? House-sized?

I'm not asking about gay fantasy semantics by the way, I'm asking what it would take to convince you dragons exist in real life.
Anonymous No.213116733 >>213116751 >>213116821 >>213116841
>>213093651
Good lord what is happening over here?
For real. What is that shit? Zombie dinos.
Anonymous No.213116751
>>213116733
it's Prima.
Anonymous No.213116821
>>213116733
It's Primal. It's about a caveman and his "pet" dinosaur.
Fantastic show. First season is incredible, second season shits the bed a bit.
Anonymous No.213116841
>>213116733
He's got the sniffles.