Wenches of Vincent Price Edition
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>>213090090 (OP)
the queen of /hor/, always

>>213090090 (OP)
notorious wench strangler Vincent Price

today's theme is... CARRION DEATH

>>213090208
brother!

>>213090298
I'm gonna buy a bunch of these older horror comics and put em up on my wall. maybe just tales from the crypt though I imagine others are harder to come by.

>>213090395
you can buy compilations of them on amazon with restored art

Currently downloading a 35mm rip of pic related.
Hopefully it's bussin.

>>213090369
>Mother!

>>213090090 (OP)

What's some horror movies that take place in the sweltering daylight heat instead of in the dark of the night?
Like Hills Have Eyes, Wolf Creek, Texas Chainsaw, Tremors... Jaws also works I guess

>>213090462
good to know, ty

>>213090513

>>213090547
most of the cannibal films are all people sweating their ass off on horribly humid islands

>>213090565
Tales from the Crypt series basically took ideas from 4 different horror comics: Tales from the Crypt, Vault of Horror, Haunt of Fear and Shock SuspenStories, there's compilations of all of them on amazon, the wikipedia page also lists what episode is from what comic and which issue

>>213090686
Imagine licking the ass sweat off a cutie island cannibal princess.

Five Night's At Freddy's 2 trailer. Looks good. Stars that blonde girl that tv is always lusting over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSDpoobO6yM

Alienbros stay winning.
Jason, are you okay?
Freddy, are you okay?

>>213068739
What movie is this? I saw this as a kid on tv, and for the life of me, I've been trying to figure out what it was called.

>>213090883

>>213090934
Tales from the Crypt series, episode "The New Arrival", it's one of the best overall

>>213090883
>Name: Nibs
>Category: Synthetic
>Assignment: Pleasure model

>>213090883
why are they all named like prostitutes you'd order from a catalogue

>>213090582
Lovely.

Be honest, how do these images make you feel?

>>213091127
>>213091156

What are the best Tales from the Crypt episodes from each season?

lol he's back!

>>213090883
alien lore about to get even more convoluted

>>213091359
Lore is gay.

>>213090499
I might go for a rewatch of this in October. It's basically a kaleidoscope of horror elements, same with The Beyond.

>>213091446
i always suspected

>>213090314
Love this sexy xeno.

Right now I'm downloading this because /hor/ recomended. I hope I don't get disapointed.

>>213091294
Who?

>>213091915
that's a love or hate film, I did not like it and my bones were not rattled.

>>213091966
>>213091915
I thought it was just ok

>>213092496
I prefer Outpost (2008)

>>213090883
I don't watch TV shows in general but if this gets good reviews I might. Though I'd probably have to hear how the last episode is, i.e. if it's a good conclusion or just next season bait.

>>213091359
I dunno I think it's actively ignoring prometheus/covenant lore so it can only get less convoluted

>>213068875
I fell asleep last night, but if you're still around
>Monsters TV Series 1988–1990
Here's The Match Game episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoyLfo5T_E8
It has Ashley Laurence from Hellraiser in it also

Let's watch The Stuff (1985) pre-release cut tonight
https://gofile.io/d/EF5CFB

>>213093206
I can't get enough of the stuff
>Director’s Cut has 30 extra minutes of footage
wtf

>>213093058
She cute

>>213090208
Harper has been dethroned?

>>213093300
There's a Hellraiser 2 episode of The Last Drive-in with her I caught that's pretty good

>>213090499
>Currently downloading a 35mm rip of pic related.
i will look for this

>>213093206
Nah, we're watching Lowlifes (2024) tonight

>>213090314
Oh no, Mia Goth bros, I thought that was Natasha Lyonne on the cover

>>213093653

>VHS 8 will feature segments directed by Bryan M. Ferguson (Pumpkin Guts), Casper Kelly (Too Many Cooks), Micheline Pitt-Norman & R.H. Norman (Grummy), Alex Ross Perry (Her Smell), Paco Plaza (REC), and Anna Zlokovic (Appendage).
I don't any of these apart from Too Many Cooks.

>>213093757
Oh wait I missed REC. Looks like he was one of two directors for it.

>>213093652
It looks good. This is how all old horror kinos should be watched.

>‘Predator: Killer of Killers’ Extended Cut Featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger Debuts Tonight on Hulu

wut

Killer of Killers was alright but the whole shield as a weapon thing is really gay and ruined the whole viking grandma thing for me. Like I get the humans are doing superhuman feats anyway but having wooden shields that act like giant razors is goofy as hell even for animation

>>213093653
The one with Amanda Fix?

>>213093477
Hey let's not get hasty here…

>>213093622
Nice, I still need to watch the second Hellraiser. Hopefully it's up to snuff.

I didn't even know they were remaking it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2bFsPTa4Bbg

>>213093895
>an epilogue scene featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Dutch character from the original 1987 movie, as well as Danny Glover’s Lieutenant Mike Harrigan from Predator 2

If that's all I'll just watch it on youtube.

>>213094044
>Hopefully it's up to snuff
I like it a lot, but you'll get mixed opinions. It expands the lore and you get to see "hell" and the god of the cenobites. Some people thought it was better when that stuff was more mysterious.

I kinda liked the CD era where movies would sometimes have official soundtrack CDs where almost none of the songs are in the movie

>>213094100
The original is probably high in my top slashers list, so I'm skeptical about a remake. They used a director in the original who had mostly made western movies and he wouldn't shoot any of the scenes of violence and the assistant director had to, but it somehow still turned out great. I think he went on to make a bunch of Christian movies.

>>213094100
They offered it to Joe Begos but he made his own Christmas slasher instead.

>>213094287
OH WAH AH AH AH

>>213094287
>Pantera - Avoid the Light
I have never heard this track, man must have been unique just to the album. Banger.

Watched this in theaters and was into like half of these bands from the soundtrack.

>>213094287
Good times. I've been thinking of buying a CD player ans start buying CDs again.

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>>213094633
Do they still sell CDs? I bought a DVD burner and finding pro-consumer menu making software has been a pain because I guess nobody burns DVDs anymore.

>>213094481
Type O Negative really does elevate a movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jsw3UGiuRY

>>213094633
I get urges to do this all the time but I know I'm a collecting addict so I try not to start. I try to keep it digital so it doesn't cost me anything.
It's a decent time to collect though, heaps of people selling bulk collections.

>>213095288
>OOAHHH I KNOW YOU FUCKED SOMEONE ELSE LAST SUMMER

>horror movie from up to ~2010
>character is a shameless pervert who harasses women constantly

There's also the Type O Negative cut of Nosferatu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH7L4V-3VxA

>>213095300
I think VHS kind of came back in style because they have an analog texture to them that nothing else really reproduces, but I don't know if there's anything redeemable about CDs. I guess we'll see if interest in them is ever rekindled and the bulk sellers live with regret.

>>213095339
idk what it is but these kinds of comedic sidekick white guy character actors from that era always feel comfy when I watch them now. just playing the same kind of character in multiple films.

>>213094044
such biteable neccs..........

>>213095384
Apparently polaroid cameras are back now as well. Now that's a great technology. Stops you from trying to take a "good" photo digitally and just commits you to what you snap.

>>213095384
Not just that but they're also relatively easy and inexpensive to get and you can still find them "in the wild" as opposed to trying to find like u-matic, 8mm, film prints, etc.

I have a decent VHS collection but it's mostly just stuff I happened across IRL. Also I'm a little picky about it. Obviously something made with home video or TV in mind is going to present better than something that was intended to be watched in a theater only.
>>213095492
Those have always been kinda trendy. It had a lull in the 00s where it became hard to find cartridges and digital became easily affordable. But you can still see quirky characters have them

>>213095130
Yes, almost every artist releases both vinyl and CD now, many do cassettes too.

>>213090090 (OP)
I'm more partial to the women of Hammer films

>>213095384
>anything redeemable about CDs
Theoretically, clarity.

>>213090513
Do we have bush?

Are horror fans the biggest consoomers?
I swear I don't see any other genre where cunts will desecrate the corpse of even literallywho 80s movies and put out a FULL HD 4K BLU RAY version

>>213095492
>>213095567
Yeah, hot instawhores LOVE polaroids.

>>213095671
That happens with every genre. There's plenty of boutique labels and even major ones doing HD scans of old eurocrime, sci-fi, westerns, martial arts, comedy, arthouse, pinkie, erotic, etc

>>213095429
Literally couldn't agree more

>>213095492
Polaroid has a cool analog look. They did become trendy again in the 2000s too. So did the Holga and Diana cameras, they were selling them at clothing stores at the mall. I wonder how many people got filtered by it just being a plastic box with a plastic lens.
>>213095655
>Theoretically, clarity
They can skip and get scratched. Digital seems more reliable. People will argue vinyl is the highest quality recording. And cassettes have the analog appeal. The audio on CDs is extremely compressed and very low quality, so I don't know.

>>213095821
I have some holga and lomo cameras somewhere. They're a cute gimmick but if I'm going to develop my own film I'm going to be that guy who talks about HARSH FLASH.

>>213091185
photorealistic portrait tattoos look great when they're fresh like this, but they age like absolute donkey shit. There's a reason why the classic sailor and japanese tattoos have more hard lines and less shading.

>>213090847
wasn't the first film a piece of shit?

>>213095995
Yeah but the target audience doesn't care they just go HOLD SHID.... SPWINGTWAP!

They just don't make kinos like this anymore.

>>213095847
Nice, I was into photography for a while and had some too. I had a SuperHeadz Digital Harinezumi, they were digital but supposed to look like 8mm film, and lost it. Now they sell for a ton because they quit making it. I was searching for it and saw Kodak is putting out a digital super 8mm camera. I want to shoot a horror movie on this
https://www.kodak.com/en/motion/product/super-8/super-8-camera/

>>213095384
>they have an analog texture to them that nothing else really reproduces
The "effect" tends to be overhyped and fetishized by people who didn't grow up with the technology. A lot of people who try to process video by dumping to VHS and then redigitizing are often disappointed by how much of the signal is preserved. The "analog texture" that people recreate with plugin suites now tends to be more of something you'd see on home videos that were recorded at a super low tape speed on cheap tapes, recorded over several times, and stored poorly in a box in a basement or attic. I get it. I collect vinyl records and people used to prattle on about the "warmth" all the time. That exists to a minor degree, but I think most people should just be real and admit that they do it because it's a little different, and it's fun to treasure hunt.

>I don't know if there's anything redeemable about CDs
CDs have really great clarity in sound. The music on a commercial CD is uncompressed which is more than you can say for both mp3s as well as streaming formats (and that goes double when it's delivered to your ears via bluetooth). It's a detail thing, but the higher quality can end up making something that used to sound kind of trite feel more profound and elegantly understated. You can rip the uncompressed audio from a CD to a computer pretty easily, but the filesize is not insignificant, and it can become problematic if you are an avid collector of music. I still collect vinyl but while there are communities dedicated to super high quality rips from vinyl records, if I'm pirating audio I'll tend to look for uncompressed audio ripped from CDs.

Interest in CDs is starting to crop up in certain niches, and when you go to record stores (at least in larger cities), you can see a couple of 20-something hipster kids making sure that everyone sees them ONLY digging through the CD collection and not bothering with any of the vinyl. Pretty funny how things change.

>>213095821
>The audio on CDs is extremely compressed and very low quality
That's why i said "theoretically", CDs have the capability of a clarity of sound beyon vinyl, but retarded engineers will just compress the fuck out of everything.

>>213096048
The descent into the tomb is absolute kino, i love the final 20 minutes of this film.

randomly stumbled across this and i'm pretty amazed at how I've never heard of it before and how little love it seems to have gotten for something that wasn't some $5 budget shot on video shit. not a masterpiece but it's fun and the creature effects are genuinely creepy (for the zombie kids at least, the last act creatures are more on the camp side but still great).

thank you for the suckling reccomendation anon if you see this

fuckin hell
what's with all the mosquitos lately?

>>213095821
>They can skip and get scratched
This is a bigger issue with low quality CDRs. Same thing with disc rot which is a bigger problem of the mylar storing the actual data literally rotting. Disc rot is less of an issue with commercial CDs though they can have problems with scratches if they're abused which result in skipping. That doesn't affect the actual data. The scratch is usually a superficial mark in the plastic disc, not the data itself which is on the other side and usually has a protective layer above that. There are disc buffers that can usually buff the scratch out.

>Digital seems more reliable
If you're storing audio that is equivalent to the quality you'll get on CD, a collection can end up taking up a significant amount of hard drive space. You also have to worry about hard drive crashes so you'll need to invest in backups (either local drives or an offsite cloud solution, or both).

>People will argue vinyl is the highest quality recording.
Those people are full of shit. I love vinyl and am an avid collector, but I'm a realist and I make my living in audio. Vinyl relies heavily on additional components that color the sound. Everything from the weight of the arm on your turntable to the type of stylus you use to the preamp, etc (and that says nothing of the condition of the record itself). People enjoy vinyl collecting but anyone who says it's higher quality than CDs is objectively wrong.

>The audio on CDs is extremely compressed
That's very very very incorrect. Vinyl and cassette are a more lossy process (vinyl especially requires special mastering because too much energy in certain frequency areas can cause the needle to skip so they need to be filtered out), and digital streaming is EXTREMELY compressed both for storage reasons as well as speed of delivery. This isn't up for debate. You can view how much information is lost on spectrogram.

>>213096579
it's nice, and yeah the zombie kids look amazing.
Pity the last act ends on nothing basically, sad because with higher budget it could definitely be amazing and a true classic

>>213096616
they literally kill more people/year than any other animal on Earth

>>213096671
Mosquitoes dont kill people

>>213096789
t.

>>213096797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4Mf060FO6Q

>>213096825
next you'll tell me they also don't rape and impregnate human women

>>213096579
I'll watch this tonight

>>213096658
BASED

>>213096376
>retarded engineers will just compress the fuck out of everything
When it comes to music, there are two different types of compression that can get confusing. There's audio compression, and there's data compression.
Audio compression isn't a bad thing, though it gets a bad name. People don't know what it is, but they hear obnoxious retards complaining about "over-compression" and then parrot that. Compression can fix problems in a recording and it can also be used as an artistic effect. There are also styles of music that tend to sound more "correct" with liberal use of compression, while others use less. If you mixed a pop vocalist the same way you mixed an opera singer, it would sound fucking awful. That's not a problem with the singer or the compression, it's just not the right sound.

Most of the issues with audio compression are a result of the "loudness wars" where engineers were trying to make everything feel louder on the radio. When you A/B two tracks (even if it's different versions of the same track), people will tend to think whichever one is slightly louder sounds better. Compression technically makes things quieter (you basically automate the process of yanking the volume down when something gets too loud), but taming those peaks allows you to boost the overall level to compensate. So the loud parts get quieter and the quieter parts get louder. Most pop music tends to sound better with liberal amounts of compression. People complain about lack of dynamics, but if you had the same sort of dynamics in a pop song that you have in an opera it would sound like absolute shit. It's kind of like complaining about distorted guitars. There are some situations where they'd ruin a song, but there are other times when that's the exact sound you need.

>>213096658
As far as home audio, we were told
>highest resolution source you can access is the highest quality non-sampled analog source file. The highest-resolution analog medium is high-speed reel-to-reel tape, closely followed by vinyl
However, when digging a little I did find a reddit thread that agrees with you. And I'm not saying it in a negative way, I can see how uncompressed would be superior. I may have an association between MP3s and CDs causing bias, but another article puts them only above cassette tapes

>>213097028
>Most of the issues with audio compression are a result of the "loudness wars" where engineers were trying to make everything feel louder on the radio
That's what i was referring to. But clearly you're way more knowledgeable about this than me.

>>213096376
>>213097028
DATA compression is completely different. More compression is worse. This is unfortunately a necessary part of distribution, but basically, uncompressed audio takes up a lot of space. A 3 minute raw audio track might be 50+ mb depending on a variety of parameters. In the days when people collected digital audio (like mp3s), 50mb was too much - especially since it was a time when a 4gb hard drive was considered to be impossibly huge. In order to get the audio to take up less space, algorithms were developed to make the files smaller. This is accomplished in a lot of nerdy ways, but a couple that are easier to wrap your head around...super high frequencies that may live outside the realm of perception for most humans? Filter those out. Super low frequencies that you can't really hear? Filter those out. That won't get you too far, so then you start taking out slices. If you had a drawing and every 5mm you cut out a 1mm strip, you could still tell what the drawing was supposed to be of. If you get really close, you can see the cut outs, but when you back up, you'll have a harder time noticing. This is a huge part of what compression algorithms do. They remove slices. The heavier the compression, the more slices (and bigger chunks) are removed.
This can be hard to notice at first. If you have no frame of reference, you could listen to a heavily compressed piece of music and not really know that it's necessarily compressed. However, if you compare it to the uncompressed version, you may start to hear differences. It really depends on how discerning your ears are, but it could be something like noticing the trailing decay on the cymbals sounds more natural, or perhaps it sounds like there's more dimension and depth to the sound. And when it comes to those frequencies that you may not hear, you may notice that it "feels" different. The high frequencies can contribute a sense of air, while the low frequencies create rumble

>>213096658
>>213097028
This is /hor/, not the Steve Hoffman forums so unfortunately these posts will likely go over 80% of anon's heads ITT.

>2025
>still no new Dentist horror

>>213097028
>>213097232
In recent years, the issues with compression have flipped. Mixing engineers will still sometimes heavily compress audio in a track, however more often than not, it's an artistic choice as opposed to attempting to get something louder. This is partially because the main method of audio distribution these days is digital streaming which will often impart a "loudness penalty" if your music is perceived as too loud. That's not as big a deal as some musicians would have you believe since they'll just crank the level of your album or track down on their server side, but it incentivizes over-compression a lot less. People will now mix so something sounds good over simply trying to get it louder.

DATA compression, on the other hand, is a HUGE fucking problem. Streaming services like Spotify are able to deliver any song you want to hear instantly because they heavily compress the audio. There's a reason you can click play and the music from a server a million miles away can deliver without load times. (It also saves them money on storage space). Same goes for youtube or literally anything else. If you listen to music via bluetooth (which most people do these days), then the bluetooth tech is even further compressing the audio data as a necessary part of it's protocol.

Felt like I was going insane after finding a shitty straight to dvd killer rats movie from the early 00s I saw as a kid and seeing it had nothing i remembered from it only to find out there were just two different straight to dvd killer rat swarm movies titled Rats released between 2002 and 2003. IMDB says the movie I found was eventually renamed to "Killer Rats" but looking into the movie I was thought it was, that was also released as "Killer Rats" in some territories.
rats

>>213096797
>>213096825
Always had a soft spot for this and Frankenfish for sci-fi originals

>>213095995

>>213097491
Isn't that the one on the fashion deparment store?
It's funny because the rats are mostly real rats but they're just... cute real rats that they try to make look intimidating lmao

>>213097930
sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

>>213096616

I just marathoned the first part of V/H/S. I wish a cute vampire girl liked me enough to cry when I don't get hard.

>>213096048
Film looks better than digital

>>213098803
watch Siren next

>>213097930
This

>>213098069

>>213090883
Will she meet Cailee? Also she had a good nude scene

New official Jason mask. They apparently also revealed that a new movie is in the works.

>>213099342
Halloween costume version

>>213099371
>>213099342
Art literally saved slasher movies

>>213098874
kek this was such a nuts ending, so much going on

>>213099342
this is the new design for the tv show, kind of muted

>>213090883
Grim

>>213099342
>They apparently also revealed that a new movie is in the works.
Hype

>>213099664
I hate the new design so much.

i just watched the banshees of inisherin but there were no banshee ghosts what the fuck.

>>213099664
Isn't the tv show about his literallywho mom?
In which case Jason would just be some deformed sissy kid?

>director sneaks violent tentacle rape and impregnation into his australian zombie movie
you sly dog, also I haven't seen a movie with such hilariously bad editing since Uwe Boll's House of the Dead.

>>213099720
it looks the same as all the others

>>213099664
it'd be cool if jason was a nam war vet
i know he drowned when he was kid but make it happen pixar

>>213099781
what do you mean literally who mom
she was the killer in the first movie didn't you even watch that or scream?

>>213099742
There was a witch (apparently) though

>>213099921
Yes, and literally no one cares for Pamela as opposed to Jason, guess who is the actual face of the franchise

trying to turn Friday the 13th into some cinematic universe franchise with tv shows and tie in shorts sounds so fucking retarded. he's a guy in a hockey mask who kills teenagers in revenge for his mom. he doesn't have lore (the one time they tried it was reviled by the fanbase), he doesn't have some rich cast of characters to pick from and follow, F13 is a by design barebones slasher just for boobs and kills. A TV show isn't going to be able to fulfil the kill quota.

>>213099885
Not at all

>>213099909
maybe they'll make a Savini design Jason in some film since everyone keeps referencing it

especially since unless they actually change the lore, a focus on Pamela means Jason will be stuck as some retarded deformed kid who can't protect himself and is easily bullied by camp chads

>>213097888
The movie that taught me small animals under pressure behave as a fluid.

>>213097491
were they like twin films for willard?

>>213100088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8D3ZzVrI0o

>>213090090 (OP)
The cutest.

>>213100400
>dat necc

>still no deep sea horror

>>213100639
It's too dark there to film.

Good horror movie

>>213100639
they fuck it up with bad cgi every time.
but apparently there's one happening with Tom Cruise soon so that's at least guaranteed to be decent budget.
https://filmstories.co.uk/news/deeper-a-closer-look-at-tom-cruise-and-doug-limans-potential-undersea-thriller/

>>213100400
>tfw no dainty ginger peasant sex slave

>>213100860
>Sorry deliciously plump satan-wife, you must share me with my new bride
Sidenote that outfit is cool as fuck. Not enough webms of that film.

>>213100639
We already got The Abyss (1989) and Underwater (2020)

>>213100085
It's a cool video game skin, but it looks like a video game skin and I'm not sure it would translate to live action that well
>Jason Returns from Hell
He's now also a demon... summoned from the book of the dead... we now get our Ash crossover. Fund it.

>>213101129
they make roughly 30 shark films for everything else you could possibly find in the ocean, the ratio is off

>>213101005
> Not enough webms of that film.
I'll get to it one of these days

>>213096848
Finished it. It's the kind of comfy direct-to-video 90s horror I'd normally watch in October, but glad I put it on tonight.
There's such a discrepancy between the first and second half of the movie. First you think you're going to be watching something like The Dead Zone, and then it turns into The Brood meets Dead Alive.
What it lacks in acting, it makes up for in effects. Also having Phyllis Diller and Mr. Roper from Three's Company in the cast are a boon

>>213101520
>comfy direct-to-video 90s horror
any recs for this?

>>213099783
>Uwe Boll's House of the Dead
Is this worth watching or is it a meme because it's so bad. I know PW Anderson is making a new one.

what's that one 00s or 2010s movie where the girl gets sacrificed in the middle if on a stone altar? i think it might have had some kind of eye stabby mask like black sunday but it's not an old movie. im pretty sure they just bled her out in a cave on a stone slab or something

>>213101599
Stuff like The Dentist, the Leprechaun sequels, Demon Wind, Demonic Toys, Tremors 2, Jack Frost, Wishmaster 2, Pumpkinhead 2, the Subspecies movies

>>213101769
The Shrine?

ok putting on Fatal Frame

>>213101949
yeah i should rewatch

>>213102009
it is peak

>>213090883
>Alien franchise has an increasing ante-upping of autism haircuts for the leading women that get more and more silly every instalment purely just because Siggy had short hair in Alien 2
Her power, her influence… For me it’s Cailee’s Venom Snake mullet in Romulus.

>>213091085
HOLY SMOKES!

>>213099342
>no blue
Roy Burns chads we lost again…

>>213100003
I had this opinion as a Psycho fan when the Bates Motel show was about to come out but I enjoyed it a lot. I will wolf down Pamela and Jason domestic drama that focuses on Pamela’s descent into murderousness all day.

omg I love slop

We all love slop here.

>only place for elvira episode kino that's not full moon shit is internet archive
Is there a place with a more complete collection of her TV stuff?

Also going to watch through Corman's Poe stuff, starting with the Pit and the Pendulum

>>213102104
>>213102316
/filmhor/ merge gradually inching closer…

>>213102310
>>213102316
This is a slop general

>>213100003
he's also going up against this, which makes perfect sense for a lore tv show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7X3LYGV_N8

>>213102471
i saw that post too

>>213102512
what post?

>>213102524
this one >>213102471

>>213102471

>>213102524
the one that psyopped you into posting a 2010 song in a horror movie thread

>>213102547

>>213102597
>2010 song

>>213102597
i just post horror related songs i used to listen to as a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOmnK7Oaf94

>>213102694
>The Dickies
they did the Killer Klowns song as well

>>213102104
Man, you are so easily recognisable.

>>213090883
I was trying to stay optimistic, but this picture finally convinced me it’s gonna be utter garbage.

>>213102853
Theatre of Blood is just Dr. Phibes again

>>213102943
and thats a good thing

>>213102853
The Master of Disguise

>>213103063
me on the left

>>213102834
I'm surprised to see Winonabro in /hor/ tbqh. I thought the same thing though kek it's not even a bad thing, just an observation.

>>213103216
nta but Winona is pretty /hor/ when you think about it. Beetlejuice, BSD, Alien Resurrection. Apparently some horror film I've never seen called called Lost Souls as well.

>>213103264
Of course, Beetlejuice is a classic. There are plenty of actresses that star in both horror and arthouse, all three in that pic fitting the criteria.

>>213097269
Yuzna already cornered the market, but other than his films this is the only other I can think of that broaches the topic.

Is Hellraiser the hardest franchise to get through? It and TCM are the only big ones I haven't made it through all the movies yet.

>>213102471
>only that many views
Wow. I assumed that was the biggest song in the world when I was a kid.

>>213102834
>>213103216
>Anon looks at the camera and reads off my bank details

>>213103264
Lost Souls is the ultimate case study of what a cinematographer does and what a director does. It was directed by Steven Spielberg's mainstay DoP but it's barely even enjoyable on a visual level because it's just "overshot". It makes you understand that the director basically functions as tard wrangler for the cinematographer who wants every shot to be a dutch angle, big crazy zoom, visual pottery, whatever. Even shots of hands turning doorknobs shot at a wacky angle. To signify the doorknob is having a mental breakdown I guess? Winona is wearing a wig in it too. Do not recommend!

Also I hate Alien 4. Siggy said at a panel a while back that Winona had an Alien poster on her wall growing up, so you hate that she had to be in the worst one, written by J*ss Wh*don.

>>213103501
troma was really niche back then, only really talked about among people who liked schlock
killer klowns however
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQeTZKI43rY

>>213103501
its hard to call hellraiser anything like a coherent franchise, diverges harder than most and even got a smithee for 4. hellraiser 5 is not a hellraiser movie at all.

Fatal Frame won me over by the end of it. definitely a videogame adaption feel to it though, it was like the director looked at his watch and said "fuuuuck I've wasted the whole film on cute teen girls almost kissing each other, quick tell them the entire plot!!"

>>213103846
i saw that on a stream round here once upon a time, it was pretty aight.

>>213103862
it definitely looked good. had that pleasant grainy j-horror look to it.

Eko Eko Azarak is good if you like gay japanese schoolgirls

>>213103968
eko eko azarak is great if you like statutory rape

>>213103968
Good to know, I will check it out.

>>213090090 (OP)
Who watched evilspeak?

Are you distracted by beautiful women in horror movies?

>>213104296
Stop trying to pretend youre not a faggot.

>>213104296
sometimes when I think a jumpscare is coming up I just imagine kissing the lead actress so I don't jump

>>213104347
What about when the film weaponises its cute girls for the nefarious purpose of scaring you?

>>213104373

Lately watching foreign horrors I've started writing down the character names and who they are as I watch it. there's something about hearing the names spoken out loud that attaches them to characters. Otherwise I keep forgetting who the Kazumi's and Shiaki's are.

bleh

>>213105269
That window perspective annoys me, but I love bleh posting and the rest is particularly cute
I am conflicted

>>213105430
kek I did not notice that. not even sure where I saved it from.

>>213104296
All the time.

>>213105269

>>213105538
I'm telling myself it's a conservation feature because they couldn't fit the glass to the wall

>>213105593
I CAN SEE NIP ON THE LEFT BOTTOM ONE!!!!!!

>>213105642
#freethenipple

>>213105642
Areola =/= nipple

>>213105593
that dress doesnt seem to fit at all

>>213105593
Hammer screwed up by not giving that blonde her own film.

>>213101599
Amityville: It's About Time (1992)
Frankenhooker (1990)
There’s Nothing Out There (1991)
The Unborn (1991)
Sleepwalkers (1992)
Auntie Lee’s Meat Pies (1992)
Necronomicon (1993)
Trilogy of Terror II (1996)
Wishmaster (1997)
Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)
Soulkeeper (2001)

>>213104373
Cute boy :)

>>213104296
>here's your slaughterhouse worker bro

>>213105891
someone put Italians in charge casting women again

>>213094044
>Hopefully it's up to snuff.
Remember how in the first one the Cenobites were gonna torture-fuck the qt3.14 Kirsty as soon as she solved the box without knowing what it did? The second retcons it so they actually don't do that and actually only take people who open the box with intent.
That part (along with another much more annoying moment that you'll know when you see it) drags it down even if the stuff about Leviathan and such is neat.

Tee bee aitch, as much as I love even the shitty parts of the franchise, I think the reboot universe has more potential than the original because they might be able to actually have some consistency put in place because the first one liked to change rules and lore on a whim even within the same piece of media.

>>213106646
Phillip a cute.

So I just saw I Know What You Did Last Summer and it fucking sucked. Anyone else? Only redeemable part was the cute blonde

>>213106828
This was my reaction to the first one. You should watch Urban Legend

The Church wasn't bad but it was bit boring. It was inferior to Demons and Demons 2.

>>213106871
Urban Legend's a great film. They did the killer way better

>>213106871
I meant the shitty 2025 version. Hate how the movies not numbered

>>213107307
I know. It's what the original did too
>>213107288
Solid sequel too

bloated and generic
by far the worst of Perkins

>>213107822
filtered

>>213095339
the GIRLS GONE WILD! era

>>213107822
>based on King
You expected it to be good?

Very shitty list (no REC eyc):
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lists/25-best-horror-movies-of-the-21st-century-ranked/

>>213107984
>shitty
more generic than shitty
it's the average stereotypical A24 watcher's list

>>213107984
>under the skin
>number 1
sure it was great but it wasn't that great

Why is it a common opinion that The Autopsy of Jane Doe is good horror until the last third?
Nothing fucking happens in the movie until that last third. It's all slow build up, and the end is the payoff where the shit hits the fan.
What would people have preferred happen? Nothing? Just more shots of the actress's tits with spooky music?

>>213108223
>Just more shots of the actress's tits with spooky music?
That's basically a perfect horror

>>213090883

>>213091915
this movie suck ass.

Fuck this plebbit movie.

>>213100860
>>213100400
Prospero's wife made my dick 10x harder

Watched The History of the Occult last night. Pretty good, not amazing, better than Late Night With the Devil.

Ghostwatch is still my #1

>>213108711
you're now on the list

Can anyone rec me horror shows?

>>213110446
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

Excited for Dafne's new horror movie?

>>213110446
Channel Zero

>>213110850
I watch it for Soph.

>>213110446
The Exorcist is my favourite horror show ever and a much better sequel to the first film than Believer. Although that is not saying much.

>>213111015
Seriously? Will download it then.

Need comfy pre 2000's horror kino, something with humour and no CGI

>>213111090
abbot and costello meets frankenstein

>>213104296
Not distracted, but they do enhance any movie.

>>213106941
It has cutiepie Asia though.

>>213111069
It's pretty comfy. /tv/'s favourite underage drinker and weed smoker (because dude it fucking rocks!) Soapy T guest appears in a couple of episodes as Regan in flashbacks. The second season has no connection to the movie and is just a standalone story, which is not to say it's not still good, but it predictably got the show cancelled due to ratings plummeting without a steady supply of member berries. It's basically two long movies, it's not an exorcism of the week deal.

>>213111386
Demons 2 had cutiepie Asia, he grew to expect her presence at baseline, not act as a plus I guess.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>213103501
>is Hellraiser the hardest franchise to get through?
Some of the later ones weren't written to be Hellraiser movies, but since the studio owned the rights and wanted to use them before they expired, they re-wrote it to have Pinhead as the main antagonist. There's no 'part of the franchise' about them because they weren't meant to be sequels.

>>213103501
>Is Hellraiser the hardest franchise to get through?
No, that candle belongs to Children of the Corn, the Howling, Puppetmaster and Amityville Horror.

>>213112794
Inferno was originally written to be a Hellraiser tho
and it's better than Hell on Earth and Bloodline

Yikes. How did they fuck up this badly?

>>213113389
There's never been a good werewolf movie.

>>213113389
>what if we filmed something with only natural lighting but we also need to keep the budget low so we're just not going to hire gaffers or an experienced cinematographer who knows how to shoot low light environments

Also Leigh Whannell is a bad writer

>>213100400
she looks like shes gonna tattle on House

>>213113596
>Leigh Whannell is a bad writer

Shouldn't someone at Blumhouse give him notes and/or hire a script doctor to fix his scripts?

>>213096789
No but they spread diseases, which kill.

>>213113460
you clearly have not seen teen wolf

>>213103501
>Is Hellraiser the hardest franchise to get through?
Not if you stop after Hellraiser 3.

>>213113695
He probably does have people working under him that help with the scripts but they're not bad enough that the average person cares. But if he was a bit more self aware he would stay far away from trying to make anything that requires genuine serious dramatic scenes and only make movies like Upgrade or Invisible Man forever which doesn't need a good script just an entertaining concept then you have a script doctor team to revise and fix your dialogue. Wolf Man's script fails because he's trying to be very serious

Also the actual wolfman looks retarded in the movie. It looks like they straight up ripped off the design from Until Dawn or The Quarry but only the face so it just looks like a shirtless hairy crackhead.

>>213113867
>they're not bad enough that the average person cares

Go to any normie website and the biggest criticism was the script, particularly the characters. Which was probably because of

>Wolf Man's script fails because he's trying to be very serious

like you said.

>>213091915
On of my absolute favorites, I love the "something's really fucking wrong but you don't know what" atmosphere

>>213108223
It just ends as a generic monster movie, it's mediocre

>>213113892
The average person doesn't go on letterboxd to write a hehe funny and this is a "normie" website.

>>213113974
I wasn't talking about Letterboxd.

>>213113824
If 3 is fine, 4 is fine too

>>213113824
But I want to see Hellraiser IN SPAAAAAAAAACE.....

>>213113460
>he hasn't seen Wahrwilf

>>213114155
4 was only interesting in the past with Angelique and the brief moment where Angelique is confused by the new state of Hell.
When she just becomes another Pinhead henchman in the future, it loses me.

Is this one good?

>>213114290
It's fine. If it came out in 2005 and had that obnoxious white flash editing people here would be saying it was amazing and we need to go back to that decade.

>>213114290
Zogslop

>>213103501
Hellraiser has something going for it in that every movie attempts to do something different.

space horror? Bloodline
game of death? Hellworld
noir? Inferno
cult? Deader
courtroom drama? Judgment

and so on

>>213114447
Elaborate?

NTA

>>213114290
It's a very small part of the Dracula story, turned into a feature-length movie, complete with the mandatory race-swapping for the modern audience.

>>213114990
there's 1 black person in the cast

>>213115018
>complete with the mandatory race-swapping
What? They had a spanish guy playing dracula instead of a polish guy?

>>213115060
No. Of course there was a black medical doctor practicing in 19th century Bulgaria according to the movie.

>>213115147
That's not race swapping.
>Of course there was a black medical doctor practicing in 19th century Bulgaria according to the movie.
There were black men who graduated with medical degrees more than 50 years before the movie takes place.

>>213115147
If you start digging into the Ottoman Empire stuff, it’s not as crazy as you might think

>>213114876
as horror films, are any of the sequels halfway decent?

Stay Alive isn't actually that bad it just has a really memeable tagline

>>213115588
the reboot yeah
none of the actual sequels tho since they're more thrillers than horror movies

however I did think Deader had an interesting thing going on as a supernatural thriller and it left me wishing I could have seen the original script on the screen instead of the Hellraiser-ified version

>>213115655
>that huge-ass Steamboy banner

based

>>213115588
I liked 2 and 3 but thats it

>>213113328
>written to be hellraiser
and then what they just decided it would be better as silent hill?

>>213115655
Stay Alive is fucking terrible and I watch it at least once every year. The cast is surprisingly nice group of big-for-tv guys in an impossible to succeed script but I love it.

>>213114290
Hell no. She cute though.

>>213115995
Derrickson says he pitched his script as a Hellraiser flick from the start

>>213099342
Do goalie masks even still look like this?

Here

>>213116641
>>213116641
>>213116641
>>213116641

>>213105593
>puffies
Nice.

>>213105821
Most of those are theatrical releases though.

>>213096337
nice