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post actresses who simply DIDN'T do it for you
Anonymous No.213091955
>>213091902 (OP)
Why dont you got to Hell, and hunt!
Anonymous No.213092030 >>213092063
>>213091902 (OP)
Maria Bello the first time I saw her nekkid in The Cooler
I was all like... oh, well that's unfortunate
Anonymous No.213092031 >>213092082 >>213093031 >>213098681 >>213104870 >>213104953
>>213091902 (OP)
>Here's your post-apocalypse warlord.
Anonymous No.213092034
>>213091902 (OP)
Joke's on you - sad tits are my kink.
Anonymous No.213092035 >>213092378
>>213091902 (OP)
Anonymous No.213092063 >>213099586
>>213092030
i woulda been cool with no full frontal in A History of Violence. and man what a downgrade in Mummy 3.
Anonymous No.213092077 >>213098744
>>213091902 (OP)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mTYcqSrJtYE
Anonymous No.213092081
Incel thread......
Anonymous No.213092082 >>213104953
>>213092031
absolutely baffling to see these nu-post-apocalypse shows with fat fucks in them
Anonymous No.213092088 >>213092130 >>213092168 >>213092245 >>213092420 >>213092903 >>213092968 >>213093086 >>213093202 >>213095738 >>213098797 >>213099041 >>213099197 >>213099824 >>213101116 >>213102502 >>213104158 >>213104476 >>213104480 >>213105052 >>213105178
Just never did it for me, too generic hot.
Anonymous No.213092096 >>213092119 >>213092150 >>213093105 >>213096394 >>213096754 >>213098915 >>213100519 >>213104022 >>213105052 >>213105115
Anonymous No.213092119
>>213092096
ENVISAGE
Anonymous No.213092130 >>213092206 >>213098695
>>213092088
drained my nuts to her something fierce back in the day. you're just a homo.
Anonymous No.213092140 >>213092174
Why would I remember any of those?
Anonymous No.213092150 >>213092671 >>213094194 >>213096754 >>213098915 >>213100519 >>213104515
>>213092096
goofy af but totally would
Anonymous No.213092168
>>213092088
She always just looked trashy to me, something about her face.
Anonymous No.213092174
>>213092140
because if the plot point depends on her being attractive the movie would fall flat you absolute dingus
Anonymous No.213092206 >>213096174
>>213092130
Nah, she's coombait for npcs, the coldplay of pussy. You have no edge.
Anonymous No.213092215
cameron diaz I know people say the mask is her only hot appearance but even that does nothing for me and I just don't get the appeal
Anonymous No.213092245 >>213092681 >>213092681 >>213094433 >>213096429
>>213092088
"Ultra hot" chicks with small tits make no sense. Safe horny bullshit honestly, meant to make women feel better
Anonymous No.213092260
drew Berrymore
Anonymous No.213092273 >>213092358 >>213093152 >>213098695 >>213104406 >>213104822
Anonymous No.213092351
>>213091902 (OP)
Gal Gadot in Fast Five.
I hadn't seen the fourth film so it was the first time I'd ever seen her in anything. She seemed cute enough, then did the "sexy unrobing" scene and it was just "...oh."
Anonymous No.213092358 >>213095173 >>213096198
>>213092273
Anonymous No.213092375
laura linney
Anonymous No.213092378 >>213092634 >>213094012 >>213098760
>>213092035
>watches mad about you
>kramer is in it
what gives?
Anonymous No.213092413
Elle Fanning in The Neon Demon. Couldn't take it seriously.
Anonymous No.213092420
>>213092088
The hammerthumbs ruined her.
Anonymous No.213092607 >>213093668 >>213094093 >>213095250 >>213095476 >>213098839
Anonymous No.213092634
>>213092378
Jerry is in one episode too. And they act like he's the actor rather than the character.
Anonymous No.213092645 >>213092725
Anonymous No.213092671
>>213092150
Imagine having to be a janny deleting the post of this scene...
Anonymous No.213092681 >>213094433 >>213096402 >>213103519
>>213092245
>>213092245
exactly. it's a gay man's idea of a "hot chick".
Anonymous No.213092725 >>213099036
>>213092645
OP asked for actresses, not actors
Anonymous No.213092844 >>213093942 >>213099895 >>213100514 >>213104547 >>213106150 >>213106310
Rachel McAdams in Mean Girls. Did nothing for me despite being portrayed as the alpha bitch. I was far more into Lacey Chabert and at that time, Lohan.

And yet, years later, when she was older, I found McAdams very attractive in a bunch of roles, including True Detective. Still does nothing for me in Mean Girls.
Anonymous No.213092871 >>213092932 >>213092941 >>213093176 >>213095909 >>213098907 >>213104529
Anonymous No.213092903
>>213092088
same, she is generic af and I don't get the boomer "hot chick working on cars" fetish
Anonymous No.213092932
>>213092871
>here's the galactic beauty i was telling you about
Anonymous No.213092941
>>213092871
Villeneuve is hagpilled, Ferguson and Seydoux mog these frumpy bitches so hard
Anonymous No.213092968
>>213092088
I know what you mean. Like they're just too flawless to be attainable/down to earth, just feels too unrealistic to think of them sexually
Anonymous No.213092994 >>213096267 >>213104587
>>213091902 (OP)
Apparently this was supposed to be sexy. Okay. I'm not into mexican twinks.
Anonymous No.213093012 >>213093201 >>213094098 >>213094307 >>213094320 >>213096287 >>213098903 >>213098970 >>213099087 >>213104668
>>213091902 (OP)
Mila Kunis literally never did anything for me, she looks like a 5-6/10 and you can tell that without makeup it will be even worse. There was a time when there were threads about her on /tv/ and it always blew my mind
Anonymous No.213093031 >>213094126
>>213092031
Is the psycho from 2 and a half men I would absolutely fuck the crazy out of?
Anonymous No.213093086
>>213092088
Desu. Women like her never does it for me.The Girl next door vibe gets me rock hard though
Anonymous No.213093105
>>213092096
Jewish psyop. She’s a chore to look at.
Anonymous No.213093152
>>213092273
Anonymous No.213093176 >>213096690
>>213092871
Lea Seydoux would have made a superb Irulan if younger (not saying she isn't still attractive, just that the character is meant to be a similar age to Paul). She has that Patrician, haughty look, though blue eyes rather than the described green.
Anonymous No.213093192 >>213093234 >>213093296 >>213093697 >>213098762 >>213099913 >>213100519 >>213104179 >>213104350 >>213105031
I just don't get the appeal.
Anonymous No.213093201 >>213093257 >>213099918
>>213093012
Slavs wall pretty quickly
Anonymous No.213093202
>>213092088
She always just looked like a generic pornstar to me, no one I would glance twice at. It might be the stupid drawn eyebrows.
Anonymous No.213093234 >>213102116
>>213093192
I had a crush on when I saw the first couple of films as a kid but her appeal faded fast as she got more "Emma Watson" and less "Hermione". The giantass forehead she no longer hid behind bushed up hair didn't help. Does absolutely nothing for me as an adult.
Anonymous No.213093257
>>213093201
you claim this about literally every race and nationality
Anonymous No.213093296
>>213093192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osuj7BQ8dsA
Anonymous No.213093668
>>213092607
Hispanic genes mogging hard.
Anonymous No.213093697
>>213093192
This. She Always looked absolutely plain.
Anonymous No.213093712 >>213093810 >>213094013 >>213096352 >>213100519 >>213103963
>>213091902 (OP)
Never understood the hype
Anonymous No.213093803
Bella Thorne and her manface.
Anonymous No.213093810
>>213093712
She’s a brown cuban who does white face
Anonymous No.213093939
>>213091902 (OP)
Jennifer Aniston
Gal Gadot
That manfaced nigress from the new Men in Black and Thor
Cara Delevigne
Jennifer Lawrence
Charlize Theron
Anonymous No.213093942
>>213092844
it's because they gave her a terrible blonde wig because I believe she was filming the Notebook simultaneously and she had brown hair for that.
Anonymous No.213094012 >>213095659
>>213092378
>what gives?
Here's the convoluted story
>Mad About You and Seinfeld are I guess technically in the same universe (90s NYC).
>Paul Buckman from Mad About You subletted his apartment to Kramer and in the Mad About You episode, he gives Kramer the apartment
>Paul Buckman even says "Whatever happened to that Jerry guy?"
Here's where it gets meta
>in the final season of Mad About You Paul Buckman is on the streets of NYC and he runs into Jerry Seinfeld
>NOT the Jerry Seinfeld that lived next to Kramer, but the world famous mega sitcom star Jerry Seinfeld
Also, Friends is in the same universe as Mad About You (which means it's also in the same universe as Seinfeld)
Anonymous No.213094013 >>213094016 >>213094067 >>213094159 >>213098953 >>213099202 >>213100519
>>213093712
t. homosexual
Anonymous No.213094016 >>213094067
>>213094013
She had a very brief peak.
Anonymous No.213094067
>>213094013
>>213094016
1 movie where she was a 10, then became a 7.5 for the rest of the time
Anonymous No.213094093
>>213092607
Ana is a goddess
Anonymous No.213094098 >>213104210
>>213093012
Watch Black Swan
Anonymous No.213094126
>>213093031
Yeah, she was hot on 2 and a half men
Anonymous No.213094159 >>213098997
>>213094013
This was the only role she was attractive in.
Anonymous No.213094194 >>213105190
>>213092150
Looks like David Bowie with tits
Anonymous No.213094239
Selena Gomez and Ariana Grande have zero sex appeal. Will never understand
Anonymous No.213094245 >>213095308
>>213091902 (OP)
Sandra bullock, Jennifer Aniston
Anonymous No.213094307
>>213093012
Finally someone that belongs in this thread. All the rest are either hot or have 'approachable' appeal. Mila...just no.
Anonymous No.213094320
>>213093012
her and Katie holmes
Anonymous No.213094356 >>213094447 >>213098762
Natalie Portman
Anonymous No.213094433
>>213092245
>>213092681
These nights get it
>UOOHHHH LOOK AT HER SWEATY TUMMY
>as her arm covers her nonexistent tits
YAWWWWN
Anonymous No.213094447
>>213094356
Fuck off
Anonymous No.213094663 >>213098762
Ana de Armas, too ''neotenus'' or however that incel term is spelled
Anonymous No.213095173
>>213092358
Thanks, DC corporate! Or her agent. Or whatever.
Anonymous No.213095250 >>213096232
>>213092607
I went to a job interview at a travel agency and there were three HR cunts who looked exactly like those roasties
Anonymous No.213095308 >>213105214
>>213094245
Sandra buttocks was extremely cute in the early stages of her careers like in demolition man for example
Anonymous No.213095353 >>213095489
>>213091902 (OP)
Zendaya in anything
Anonymous No.213095434 >>213095504 >>213095609 >>213098615 >>213098762 >>213100519 >>213101793
Bleh.
Anonymous No.213095476 >>213095788
>>213092607
ana just farted looks like its stinky haha gas the sweeney
Anonymous No.213095489 >>213095630 >>213095827 >>213098860 >>213101881
>>213095353
only time she did it for me
Anonymous No.213095504
>>213095434
Yup, this bitch is nasty.
Anonymous No.213095609
>>213095434
Me too
Anonymous No.213095630
>>213095489
I'd eat that cereal desu.
Anonymous No.213095659
>>213094012
But George and Susan watched Mad About You.
Anonymous No.213095738 >>213100519 >>213103799 >>213104350
>>213092088
This guy fucks trannies

>>213091902 (OP)
Pic related. I'd literally gaslight myself as a kid to make myself think she's hot. I never got it.
Anonymous No.213095788
>>213095476
PUTA has never done it for me and I don't know why. I also can't jerk off to Elizabeth Olsen for some reason....even though I think I've maybe jerked off about a thousand times to her twin sisters (when they were older). Elizabeth Olsen is limp city; not even a chub.
Anonymous No.213095827
>>213095489
This is the best she’s ever looked.
Anonymous No.213095867 >>213095880 >>213097041
>>213091902 (OP)
I told you guys she’d never happen.
Anonymous No.213095880
>>213095867
She looks like a 100% white Brittany Venti. Hot
Anonymous No.213095891
This thread is gay as fuck.
Anonymous No.213095909 >>213104054
>>213092871
Florence Pougheghghh is a fucking pig.
Zendaya Cohen needs to do a nude scene already. Oh this girl who never ever takes off her clothes is hot? I don't think so.
Anonymous No.213096005 >>213096110
I prefer redheads and even I thought she sucked.
Anonymous No.213096110 >>213096903 >>213098826
>>213096005
Its her man jaw. the german jaw on white women is as much a turn off as the jew beak on jewesses
Anonymous No.213096174
>>213092206
based
some coldplay is good tho
Anonymous No.213096198
>>213092358
t. chink
Anonymous No.213096232
>>213095250
That's what chatbots are for fren
Anonymous No.213096267
>>213092994
never did much for me either
never really got the appeal
Anonymous No.213096285 >>213096451
>>213091902 (OP)
She was cute in Trancers.
Anonymous No.213096287
>>213093012
same again here too
Anonymous No.213096352
>>213093712
Neither did I man.
Anonymous No.213096394
>>213092096
I’ve never found JLC attractive. Even her friends in Halloween were hotter.
Anonymous No.213096402
>>213092681
Yeah it's not as if gay guys notably dress up like exaggeratedly proportioned women
Anonymous No.213096411 >>213096518 >>213099010
>>213091902 (OP)
Liv Tyler. she has a big fuckin bean head
Anonymous No.213096429
>>213092245

There aren't enough big tits to go around
Anonymous No.213096431 >>213097831 >>213104274 >>213104507
Anonymous No.213096451
>>213096285
>1984
It must have been fucking awful.
Anonymous No.213096472
>>213091902 (OP)
I guess im not gay, because all of the women being posted i imagine myself with them
Anonymous No.213096502 >>213099950
Dua Lipa looks like a fucking tranny
Anonymous No.213096518
>>213096411
This one right here. Never understood the attraction.
Anonymous No.213096679 >>213097126 >>213098860 >>213103984 >>213104507
Anonymous No.213096690
>>213093176
I made almost this exact post word for word a few weeks after dune 2 came out. Bizarre
Anonymous No.213096754 >>213096909
>>213092096
>>213092150
the definition of butterface. Though to be fair, the True Lies scene is supposed to feel awkward because she's playing a middle-aged pent-up repressed housewife.
Anonymous No.213096903
>>213096110
Strong and sharp man-jaws on women are attractive and ideal for future male offspring
Anonymous No.213096909
>>213096754
She was insanely hot in Trading Places, don't bother trying to deny it.
Anonymous No.213096933 >>213098702 >>213098933 >>213099928 >>213102425 >>213103686
I remember when the internet venerated this woman, I literally NEVER understood the appeal
Anonymous No.213097009
>>213091902 (OP)
Basically 100% of the gooks actress that usually spammed by the autistic gookfags.
Anonymous No.213097041
>>213095867
ayy LMAO
Anonymous No.213097126 >>213105055
>>213096679
I still have no idea why /tv/ and /v/ started posting this ugly fucker.
Did he even star in any movie?
Anonymous No.213097161 >>213098542 >>213099039 >>213100416
I'm sick of seeing this ugly fuck in things kek
Anonymous No.213097729 >>213098143
>>213091902 (OP)
Truth be told - no actress ever did it for me. And not a homo, so no actor either.
Wife does for me every time I see her. I think she brainwashed me, and that's awesome!
Anonymous No.213097831
>>213096431
Robo brap
Anonymous No.213098143
>>213097729
Here's some reddit gold, kind stranger!
Anonymous No.213098397 >>213105369
>>213091902 (OP)
Anonymous No.213098519 >>213104096
>There's not a single female I've ever seen in my life I didn't imagine fucking at least once excluding family members

Doe this mean I'm a crazy person?
Anonymous No.213098542
>>213097161
stfu Edgar
Anonymous No.213098615 >>213098647
>>213095434
Now post a Pic of her 20 years before this.
Anonymous No.213098647
>>213098615
I'm still not interested.
Anonymous No.213098681
>>213092031
What in the fuck were they thinking
Anonymous No.213098682
>>213091902 (OP)

She was hot in As Good As It Gets. Maybe you're more into the gay painter?
Anonymous No.213098695
>>213092130
Nope, she bogged herself after this and called the director a nazi. She is a subhuman bait for simps like you.

>>213092273
Built like a pure Jewish fridge. No amount of genes stolen from whites will fix these "people."
Anonymous No.213098698 >>213099933
Should have stayed under the sea and kept the fish tale.
Anonymous No.213098702
>>213096933
Yep this one too
Anonymous No.213098714 >>213098767 >>213099166
Anonymous No.213098744 >>213098862
>>213092077
Jesus, that was mean. One of the many reasons I don't watch Family Guy.
Anonymous No.213098760
>>213092378

>Kiiiiiillll me!
Anonymous No.213098762
>>213093192
Boys grew up with her over the Harry Potter franchise as their parasocial crush. She never did anything for me because I did not care about HP but I also never liked her pointy chin and brown eyes.
>>213094356
100% correct. Just a mouse that men fell for because of Leon or one outfit in Star Wars. I like Jewish women who have blue/green eyes and red/blonde hair but the standard brown hair/brown eyes never remotely appealed tog me.
>>213094663
Super overrated on her, like most Hispanic women. Ana's problem is how she is really showing age now.
>>213095434
Ugly as hell. Who can care about her ass with that face.
Anonymous No.213098767 >>213098801
>>213098714
Her face is what does it (or better yet doesnt do it) for me. She looks like half a chromosone away from being down syndrome. Though I will admit that a nice silk bag over her head and Id fuck the shit out of her body
Anonymous No.213098797
>>213092088
Yes. I feel the same about Jolie, Alba, Biel, Pam Anderson, basically whoever is the lowest common denominator "hot chick" for everyone is just not attractive to me. Generic hotness is lame. That does not make us 'gay'. I'd just rather have Michelle Monaghan in my bed.
Anonymous No.213098801
>>213098767
Yeah idk I can’t articulate it, she just doesn’t do it for me
Anonymous No.213098826
>>213096110
I'm actually okay with the man jaw, not quite like Bruce willis' daughter where his forehead ended up as her chin, but enough to see strong faced children with hunter-gatherer brows.
Anonymous No.213098839
>>213092607
Yes, she's the least attractive. The bread is the best part of that sandwich.
Anonymous No.213098860
>>213096679
>ywn have a handsome hunter/Griffith/Zelda femboy bf with a beautiful girlcock
LIFE
>>213095489
>ywn have a cute zendaya/Casca/Zeldaya tomboy gf
SUCKS
Anonymous No.213098862
>>213098744

Everything Seth makes is terrible for your soul.
Anonymous No.213098883
>>213091902 (OP)
Halle Berry, and not cause she's black
just seemed too dumb and whorish
Anonymous No.213098903
>>213093012
I'd take her over that Cara Delivigne, who has a way worse case of that phenotype. Mila was hot in Extract.
Lucky Macaulay got to bang prime Mila for ten years.
Anonymous No.213098907
>>213092871
Fat Pig
Anonymous No.213098914
>>213091902 (OP)
Cybill Shepherd tbqh, she seemed like a frigid bitch and had such dead lifeless eyes. The poor man's Jessica Lange.
Anonymous No.213098915
>>213092096
>>213092150
Remember when she was rumored to be XXY
She was way hotter in Trading Spaces though
Anonymous No.213098919 >>213098972 >>213102098
>>213091902 (OP)
Anonymous No.213098933
>>213096933
I feel the same. She has nice legs tho
Anonymous No.213098953 >>213099188
>>213094013
I WOULD have fucked her in Being John Malkovich though. That's how sick I am.
Anonymous No.213098970
>>213093012
this
no idea why everyone thought she was some crazy beauty
Anonymous No.213098972
>>213098919
Her β€œphone sex” scene in Her made me fall in love. So her being hot was just a Jonas Bonus
Anonymous No.213098997 >>213100519
>>213094159
nonsense
Anonymous No.213099010
>>213096411
I remember she was such a huge deal when she was in an Aerosmith video with Alicia Silverstone. Now Alicia I never got the attraction. She's technically hot and all, just not for me.
I think the waitress on Sunny is more attractive.
Anonymous No.213099013
Anonymous No.213099036 >>213104532
>>213092725
She's still a woman
Anonymous No.213099039 >>213099074
>>213097161
How often do you see her? She was on SNL. She's in Forrest Gump and some Von Trier stuff. She's a solid actress but no one thinks she's hot. She's not ugly. That woman who killed "Spooge" on Breaking Bad, she's ugly.
Anonymous No.213099041
>>213092088
I'm with you
Anonymous No.213099074
>>213099039
She may be ugly, but she ain’t no skank
Anonymous No.213099084
Anonymous No.213099087 >>213105433
>>213093012
I'm generally with you on this, though I did think she was extremely attractive in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. That's it though.
Anonymous No.213099116 >>213099213 >>213100512 >>213103813 >>213105321
I'm posting actresses who DO do it for me, and Emma Thompson definitely makes me hard. More than the other one there.
Anonymous No.213099152 >>213099467
Drew Barrymore used to do it for me, not as much anymore. But she seems like a spinster now so I'd want to fuck her just because she hasn't been laid in years.
Anonymous No.213099166
>>213098714
Came here to post her and was expecting to get dogpiled since it seems that the rest of /tv/ goons to her nonstop. She doesn't do it for me either. She looks like a generic sorority girl which was never my type.
Anonymous No.213099188 >>213099244
>>213098953
It was one of her few interesting roles. She usually played the blonde bimbo.
Anonymous No.213099197
I noticed most actresses aren't attractive at all to me. There are only a select few that I would consider very pretty.
That said, I'm sure most (probably all) actresses wouldn't consider me attractive either.
>>213092088
I never got it either. I like voluptuous women.
Anonymous No.213099202
>>213094013
She played a retard too many times so that's how she comes off as.
Jews really love their dumb blonde propaganda.
Anonymous No.213099213 >>213102633
>>213099116
Oof, Helena Bonham Carter (especially the fight club version) is right up my alley. I've got a thing for the skinny kinda gothy girls.
Anonymous No.213099244
>>213099188
Yeah, it was like Bruce Willis in Death Becomes Her; they almost get away with real acting.
Diaz plays a murderous liberal extremist in The Last Supper (1995). Ron Perlman plays a Rush Limbaugh type and this group of friends invite deplorables over for dinner and kill them. No one saw it.
Anonymous No.213099257 >>213104692 >>213105136
I see people on /tv/ simping for her and I don’t get it AT ALL. I do like X-files tho
Anonymous No.213099467 >>213099541
>>213099152
Who's the other chick?
Anonymous No.213099541
>>213099467
>he can write but he can't read
Anonymous No.213099586
>>213092063
I loved that scene, it was very casual and had a fresh approach to it. Same thing with the even better Alexis Dziena scene in Broken Flowers
Anonymous No.213099824
>>213092088
No ass, generic stripper face.
Anonymous No.213099842 >>213104776
Anonymous No.213099895 >>213100514 >>213106310
>>213092844
>And yet, years later, when she was older, I found McAdams very attractive
She aged really well. One of the few women who has.
I loved her in Game Night, she was super cute.
Anonymous No.213099913
>>213093192
She peaked at the Noah premeire, but went downhill very quickly after that.
Anonymous No.213099918
>>213093201
>Slav
Anonymous No.213099928
>>213096933
She was braless in half of friends, that was the appeal.
Anonymous No.213099933
>>213098698
>when your ass looks like a sumo wrestler's and goes halfway up your back
Anonymous No.213099950
>>213096502
bullshit faggot
Anonymous No.213100043 >>213100421 >>213100482 >>213102602 >>213103286 >>213103393
Anonymous No.213100365 >>213100418 >>213100421 >>213103411 >>213104656
Victoria Justice is objectively gorgeous, but she just has no 'sexy spark' for me. She's like a Barbie doll, beautiful but with no distinguishable personality.
Anonymous No.213100416
>>213097161
Yeah, if I see Amy Adams in something I just skip it. Who can look at this hay for two hours?
Anonymous No.213100418
>>213100365
looks fake in the face
Anonymous No.213100421
>>213100043
>>213100365
Just getting stupid now.
Anonymous No.213100482 >>213103455 >>213104588
>>213100043
Anonymous No.213100512 >>213105321
>>213099116
Unusual. I get it though.
Anonymous No.213100514
>>213092844
>>213099895
Like the finest of wines. True Detective, Game Night, Southpaw, she is absolute top tier.
Anonymous No.213100519 >>213101039 >>213103022
>>213091902 (OP)
>>213092096
>>213092150
>>213093192
>>213093712
>>213094013
>>213095434
>>213095738
>>213098997
Fantastic (in their prime) bodies, plain jane/butter faces. Still WOULD any of under-30 version of any of them.
Anonymous No.213101039
>>213100519
seek help pls
think of your poor penis
Anonymous No.213101116
>>213092088
toe thumbs
remember that weird scene in the 2nd ninja turtles remake sequel where they tried to make her attractive
Anonymous No.213101135 >>213101333
Anonymous No.213101333
>>213101135
>"Come to my Onlyfans where I won't actually show you anything lewd but you can look at me in a bikini."
Anonymous No.213101793
>>213095434
J-Lo has always looked like a ladyboy to me, as a tits man she could never score some points with her ass, so she has always been utterly repulsive to me. Also hasn't aged too well.
Anonymous No.213101881 >>213102018
>>213095489
i had to look this up. its NOT from a movie or series? thats so disappointing. a new star trek series with her as the crews vulcan would be amazing
Anonymous No.213101901
quite possibly the gayest thread of all time
Anonymous No.213102007 >>213102027 >>213102434 >>213102687 >>213103241 >>213103286 >>213103534
jennifer connelly. also the way one person spams her on these boards has really turned me off on her too
Anonymous No.213102018
>>213101881
I wish Hollywood was not as gay and retarded as it is then we would have had nicer things
Anonymous No.213102027 >>213102149 >>213102687
>>213102007
i get it's all they had back then, but nothing stands out. her hair, smile, body, maybe they're idolizing she's got no retarded tats or piercings
Anonymous No.213102098
>>213098919
I’ve seen her butthole
Anonymous No.213102116 >>213102387
>>213093234
>Does absolutely nothing for me as an adult.
Based.
Anonymous No.213102149
>>213102027
>i get it's all they had back then
but it wasnt. im not going to list them all but that was the decade when phoebe cates was at her peak
Anonymous No.213102387
>>213102116
I mean me as an adult
Anonymous No.213102425
>>213096933
this
Anonymous No.213102434
>>213102007
gay
Anonymous No.213102502
>>213092088
Absolutely, basically the stick figure of hot chicks. Like the zero effort version. Can't believe anyone actually likes her unless they have brain damage.
Anonymous No.213102572
>pointy elbows, the thread
Anonymous No.213102578
foids seethe about popular women the thread
Anonymous No.213102602
>>213100043

She has great tits
Anonymous No.213102633
>>213099213
You and every other man ever
Anonymous No.213102687
>>213102007
>>213102027
now you're just taking the piss, faggots
Anonymous No.213103022
>>213100519
I just saw this last month. This scene was of her and Travolta thrusting their crotches at each other for 10 minutes straight, desperately trying to create the illusion of chemistry.
Might be the most embarrassed I've ever been for these two, and they were in some genuinely shitty movies.
Anonymous No.213103241 >>213103534 >>213104422
>>213102007
I get what you mean about waifufags ruining things but you're being disingenuous with that pic
Anonymous No.213103248 >>213103630 >>213103901
Just not cute enough. Feel free to disagree though.
Anonymous No.213103249
>>213091902 (OP)
Anonymous No.213103273
>>213091902 (OP)
I find her voice really grating.
Anonymous No.213103286
>>213100043
>>213102007
SILENCE
Anonymous No.213103303 >>213104507
Anonymous No.213103393
>>213100043
this
Anonymous No.213103411
>>213100365
her and that other bitch who's a singer, rodrigo something
both absolutely sterile
Anonymous No.213103436
kek.
Anonymous No.213103455
>>213100482
How can anyone not love that adorable face
Anonymous No.213103492 >>213103604
>>213091902 (OP)
>helen hunt didnt do it for anon
>227 replies
>ctrl-f sessions
>0 results
2012 film called The Sessions. Helen Hunt has more full frontal nude scenes that I can count. You literally see her labia and everything.
Anonymous No.213103519
>>213092681
Bingo.
Anonymous No.213103534
>>213102007
This. I feel like she's only mentioned in the "hottest women ever" lists because at this point, she's SUPPOSED to be mentioned. People know her, but she's not ultra giga famous like e.g. Scarlett Johansson, which means she's just niche enough for zoomers to feel like they have "unique tastes" when they mention JConn as the hottest thing ever. It's mostly a meme at this point and doesn't really reflect reality and real opinions. It's obvious she's pretty, just see for objective evidence >>213103241, but she's not THAT hot.
Anonymous No.213103604
>>213103492
Why would I ever want to see that?
Anonymous No.213103630 >>213103901 >>213104263
>>213103248
She's not Hollywood hot, but if she wasn't a celebrity and I just saw her because we were at the same show or something, she's be a knockout.
Anonymous No.213103686
>>213096933

Her nose is weird to me.
Anonymous No.213103799 >>213103900 >>213103936 >>213103978
>>213095738
Emma was and still is Immensely HOT! Her face is incredibly attractive and then she has a banging body. Only morons with poor taste make up reasons in their head to deny her beauty. Nobody gives a shit if you’ve seen women prettier or hotter than her on the street. The fact of the matter is that among celebrities of the new century, she comes on top. That said, she is a terrible, awful actress. Can’t even emote.
Anonymous No.213103813 >>213103860
>>213099116
emma thompson has looked like a frumpy aunt all her life
Anonymous No.213103826 >>213103927 >>213104507 >>213105291
Anonymous No.213103860
>>213103813
She has a bookish sexiness to her. She's not hot in the context of the film/tv scene, but it would be a different story if she was your professor in a literature class or something.
Anonymous No.213103900
>>213103799
>she has a banging body.
She has flapjack tits
Anonymous No.213103901 >>213103967
>>213103248
>>213103630
She was hotter before the surgeries and yes, she was Hollywood hot
Anonymous No.213103906 >>213105241
>>213091902 (OP)
zendaya and florence pugh of the 80s
Anonymous No.213103927
>>213103826
This one should have been the OP.
Anonymous No.213103936
>>213103799
She has the english upper class inbred face
The only time she was cute was in the first Harry Potter movie when she was a little kid
Anonymous No.213103960 >>213104006 >>213104100
She looks like the third "in a perfect world, men like me would not exist, but this is not a perfect world" guy.
Anonymous No.213103963 >>213103986
>>213093712
Anonymous No.213103967
>>213103901
>she was Hollywood hot
Disagree, but I won't split hairs.
To me, part of the appeal is she seems like the sort of girl you could actually meet at a party or something or would be a friend of a friend.
Anonymous No.213103978 >>213104328
>>213103799
>banging body
She has no tits
Anonymous No.213103984 >>213104015 >>213104259
>>213096679
She cute.
Name?
Anonymous No.213103986
>>213103963
kek she would have been great as a female joker now that I think about
Anonymous No.213103989
>tell woman to smile
>>"NO NOT LIKE THAT YOU UGLY BITCH!" said the Anonymous poster [1]
Anonymous No.213104006
>>213103960
Anonymous No.213104015
>>213103984
spend like any time at all lurking on /tv/ and you'll find plenty of rage threads about her
Anonymous No.213104022
>>213092096
I would have wifed her when she did Trading Places.
Anonymous No.213104054
>>213095909
Wasn't she nude in Dune? At least her tits?
Anonymous No.213104096
>>213098519
Are you a guppy trapped in a human?
Anonymous No.213104100 >>213104174
>>213103960
>I fucked Seth
Anonymous No.213104158
>>213092088
agree fully. never liked Aniston either.
Anonymous No.213104174
>>213104100
Hah.
Anonymous No.213104179
>>213093192
HARVESTED
Anonymous No.213104210
>>213094098
Watch RLM
Anonymous No.213104259
>>213103984
He means raging boner threads
Anonymous No.213104263
>>213103630
No, she is the hottest, most charismatic and beautiful girl in Hollywood but I respect your wrong opinion.
Anonymous No.213104272 >>213104353 >>213104747
/tv/ has a huge boner for her, but she does nothing for me
Lmao No.213104274 >>213104330
>>213096431
Lol what is this from?
Anonymous No.213104328
>>213103978
I love huge tits but couldn't give a fuck when it comes to emma. She's not flat either. actual flat chests are disgusting.
Anonymous No.213104330 >>213104367
>>213104274
I had remembered this being from either a red carpet event or the MET gala, but given the DUNE banners in the bg, it's probably actually or the dune premiere. It was a stupid fucking outfit that the internet never shut up about for weeks, but all I could think about is what would happen if she had to shit or pee. Rompers are bad enough since girls pretty much need to take the whole thing off to use a toilet, but this looks like it would require a team of people.
And if she farted, would the clear butt panes fog up?
Anonymous No.213104350 >>213104378
>>213093192
>>213095738
She lost all her appeal after the first two HP movies
Anonymous No.213104353
>>213104272
She literally looks like the average brown bitch (arab, jew, indian, whatever) with ugly af face but big juicy tits
Anonymous No.213104367
>>213104330
>And if she farted, would the clear butt panes fog up?
kekkkk
Anonymous No.213104378 >>213104525
>>213104350
kill yourself pedo
Anonymous No.213104406
>>213092273
Turbomogged by every single female extra
Anonymous No.213104422 >>213104478
>>213103241
>but you're being disingenuous with that pic
no i wasnt it was a real pic of her when she was young. her looks changed plenty over time.
>but let me post her riding this horsey gif for the 1,000th time
you could have put any young actress from the 80s on that horse and it would be just as hot
Anonymous No.213104444
>>213091902 (OP)
Same, just looks too old...
Anonymous No.213104476
>>213092088
I always described her as "pornstar hot." She was definitely not Model Hot or Hollywood Hot. She's like a hot Starbucks barista that you know dates absolute douchebags and is always complaining about how men are dicks.
Anonymous No.213104478
>>213104422
I would be pretty fucking happy if my wife looked like that at 54. I think Connelly looks better as she gets older. She was really baby faced for the longest time.
Anonymous No.213104480
>>213092088
It's psychological for me, way too attractive face with sharp features. I already know in real life they wouldn't even glance at me, so i convinced myself to not find them attractive.
Anonymous No.213104507
>>213091902 (OP)
Megan Fox, Natalie Portman, Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Watson, Margot Robbie, Gal Gadot, the woman from Matrix, Amy Adams.
>>213096431
>>213096679
These are not actually supposed to do it.
>>213103303
I loved her once but it doesn't do it anymore for me.
>>213103826
I loved her and Anya pre bog.
Anonymous No.213104515
>>213092150
Nepo
Anonymous No.213104525 >>213104983
>>213104378
You're not going to make pedo cool the way you did nazi.
Anonymous No.213104529 >>213104582
>>213092871
Pough>zendaya so much.
Anonymous No.213104532
>>213099036
Only on the inside...
Anonymous No.213104536 >>213104549 >>213105414
>>213091902 (OP)
the pudgy mars soldier
Anonymous No.213104547
>>213092844
At that time, Lohan had one of the best racks in Hollywood. She genuinely seemed DTF, provided you brought some nose candy. Her exploits are legendary.
Anonymous No.213104549
>>213104536
you mean "mahs"
Anonymous No.213104582 >>213104747
>>213104529
This but the opposite.
Anonymous No.213104587 >>213104604
>>213092994
Don't get it? SERIOUSLY? Jesus you're a faggot.
Anonymous No.213104588 >>213104729
>>213100482
Anonymous No.213104604 >>213104664
>>213104587
hey man leave my nigga jesus out of this
Anonymous No.213104656
>>213100365
yeah she has one of those faces you saw in toy commercials for girls, nothing out of place yet nothing to feel enamored over
Anonymous No.213104664
>>213104604
I mean, he never married and had 12 men following him around washing his feet. And there's historical record of at least one of them kissing him. You do the math.
Anonymous No.213104668
>>213093012
She looks like Kubrick
Anonymous No.213104692
>>213099257
OK, it was all fun and games for a while, but you've definitely crossed a line.

She literally oozes sexual energy bro. If you can't see that, we'll, I think you're beyond help
Anonymous No.213104693 >>213104757 >>213104766
I thought she was hot in Queens Gambit, but that's it.
Anonymous No.213104729 >>213104774
>>213104588
I absolutely would fuck that face
Anonymous No.213104747
>>213104272
Acquired taste.
>>213104582
Based.
Anonymous No.213104757 >>213104827
>>213104693
The only time i thought she was cute was 8 years ago
Anonymous No.213104766 >>213104790
>>213104693
She was bullied at school for having that fish face
Anonymous No.213104774
>>213104729
If by fuck you mean kiss, nibble and caress then yes otherwise no
Anonymous No.213104776
>>213099842
Disgusting nepo cunt
Anonymous No.213104790
>>213104766
When she was young enough to be in school, she didn't have that fish face. The buccal fat removal came in adulthood.
Anonymous No.213104822 >>213105012
>>213092273
Yep. Never did it for me; and still doesn't. I can recall watching this scene (first movie I ever saw her in) and couldn't believe how thin she was. I've seen more meat on Bobby Sands.
Anonymous No.213104827
>>213104757
Decent her, divine in the Witch, an abomination while bogged.
Anonymous No.213104870
>>213092031
She was really cute in most everything else.
Anonymous No.213104953
>>213092031
>>213092082
it actually makes sense. historically it has only been people with power and wealth who had the ability to actually get obese due to their access to extra resources.
Anonymous No.213104983
>>213104525
What are you babbling on about. You're an actual paedophile lmao. Imagine what your parents think of you.
Anonymous No.213105012
>>213104822
She's not hot and she also can't act. /tv/ likes to accuse everyone of nepotism (when they really mean cronyism), but Gal Gadot might actually be an example of someone getting gigs *purely* because of connections. She brings absolutely nothing to the table.
Civ 7 maps No.213105031 >>213105118
>>213093192
I really liked how symmetric her face was. Really matriarchal while still rather young.

But then she drifted into giga left wing politics and yeah that was it for me.
Anonymous No.213105052
>>213092088
Same. She always looked chiseled like a statue.
>>213092096
Can be not butterface, but True Lies did her no favors.
Civ 7 maps No.213105055
>>213097126
A combination of exposed octagon tits and LE HECKIN ZELDARINO comparison pictures astroturfed this beast to the moon.
Anonymous No.213105078
shrug
Anonymous No.213105099
Anonymous No.213105115
>>213092096
for me she peaked in her late 40s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joN1xDUnyKQ
Anonymous No.213105118 >>213105329
>>213105031
>But then she drifted into giga left wing politics and yeah that was it for me.
And there it is. The main reason why people on 4chan don't rate her. Who gives a shit about her politics? She's gorgeous and has a cute voice. That's all that matters. We aren't going to meet her.
Anonymous No.213105119 >>213106471
Not even once
Anonymous No.213105136
>>213099257
>a good looking redhead that keeps doing sexually suggestive things but never going too far, thus egging the audience on
yeah it's a real conundrum why people would get excited by an actress like that
Anonymous No.213105178
>>213092088
Michael Bay has terrible taste in hot women in general.
Anonymous No.213105190
>>213094194
>David Bowie with tits
oh no the androgynous sex icon with tits, how disgusting
Anonymous No.213105214
>>213095308
Her body still looked amazing in that fake marriage movie she did with Ryan Reynolds. It must have been out of this world when she was younger.
Anonymous No.213105241
>>213103906
>mixing suspenders and a grandpa shirt with sneakers and legwarmer socks
what the fuck was she thinking
Anonymous No.213105291 >>213105320
>>213103826
>all those photoshoots she did as a kid where everything looked like an adult sexy photoshoot except with a kid
Her parents 100% sold her to everyone in Hollywood, photographers included, and that's why she became such a huge thing before she got too old for that crowd. No normal family would allow her to do that weird photoshoot where she's wearing an oversized letterman jacket with nothing underneath, or have Drake give her relationship advice.
Anonymous No.213105320
>>213105291
Brooke Shield's mom dis the same.
Anonymous No.213105321
>>213099116
>>213100512
She'll always be Best Emma. No other Emma has an ounce of her acting ability or her comedic talent.
Civ 7 maps No.213105329
>>213105118
I agree with you if the amount of skin shown is high enough, for lack of better words.

Especially for OF sloots and whatnot, I could not care less.
But if we look at her, someone who is mostly known for their face or voice in socially acceptable situations (interviews, movies), my attraction to her leans heavily towards her actions and motivations.
Not knowing her background would be more helpful in that situation, I feel.
Anonymous No.213105369 >>213105405
>>213098397
If you were a soldier on leave wanking up in a tree and she called you down to give you a helping hand, for the troops, would you accept? According to her story he did, so she must have looked better in her youth.
Anonymous No.213105405 >>213105451
>>213105369
mutt soldiers would literally fuck anything
Anonymous No.213105414
>>213104536
I actually liked that she was pudgy and butch-looking and that the show treated her that way. It's what I'd expect a Martian marine to look like. Not hot and lanky like my Belter waifus.
Anonymous No.213105433
>>213099087
>I did think she was extremely attractive in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
That's just The Island Resort Effect. Women ALWAYS look more attractive at the resort. Even in movies.
Anonymous No.213105451
>>213105405
but she's British, not muttmerican
Anonymous No.213106150
>>213092844
that was her in true detective?? uhehue I feel like a retard now. its obvious when i look at photos from s2 but still
Anonymous No.213106310
>>213092844
>>213099895
>mfw only now realising that's a young Rachel McAdams in Mean Girls
Maybe I've got a mild facial blindness only when it comes to women going on, or her face really changed. For the better.
Anonymous No.213106471
>>213105119
Really? I loved her as Miranda Frost was really sad when she got killed by Halle Berry.