Thread 213092120

Coolest opening in any movie ever.

>>213092120 (OP)
watch the RLM reviews

>>213092163
FPBP

>>213092120 (OP)
BOOM BOOM

>>213092163
this

lmao
no

>>213092120 (OP)
>starslop
grow up

it's just cluttered pointless whizzbang

>>213092120 (OP)
It was video gamey. Why didn’t those little mechanical gremlin droids just explode?

>>213092396
auralnauts star wars is goated

>>213092163
i appreciate really good CG, so i liked this
>but it was all made in a computer!
yep, looks great.

>>213092163
>>213092187
>>213092406
I can't even tell anymore if these are ironic or not

>>213092120 (OP)
nice webm, arjun

>>213092163
>RLM
who?

>>213092120 (OP)
The battles in this movie sucked though... they are just background noise

>>213092939
They are desperate to get people to watch movies when they are showing films, you realize this right? It's just millenials taking their kids to see it

>>213092533
The cinematography of the last movie made the Battle of Coruscant look clean and well organized by comparison.

>>213092120 (OP)
Why was it cool? What the fuck happens in this scene? The answer is nothing happens because none of the battles are memorable in the prequels outside of the fucking gungan battle

>>213093185
Anakin and Obi-Wan fly through a bunch of droid shit, blow it up while talking, and then crash on the separatist ship. It was cool.

>>213093070
DUDE PEOPLE SEEING MOVIES DONT COUNT, THEY ARE JUST SEEING THEM TO SEE THEM DUH CHUDDIE

do you see how mentally retarded you are or did the cum in your eyes dry?

>>213093185
It was where the fun began.

>>213092163
I'm not 10 years old anymore.

>>213093073
what is this mess?

>>213092939
>One of the most successful movies released on a Wednesday in Timbuktu
I think they need to make it more specific. Their description of "successful" is a bit too broad for me.

>>213093210
They are literally seeing these bad movies to see movies. Because they need to take their brat children out of the house for a few hours. That's the only reason. Everyone hated the prequels except children when they came out. I remember seeing it as a kid and my dad was so pissed that he took us to see this Episode III when it came out. He fucking beat me because I thought it was good.

>>213092120 (OP)
was epic watching in the theater ngl

>>213092120 (OP)
>100% CGI
>random bullshit flying all over the screen
So freaking epic

>>213092396
It's almost impossible for me to separate this parody from the real character now.

>>213093185
i can track the 'geography' of these scenes better than in the OT tbqh.

i know people want to believe it was all carefully crafted and planned, but i think they just shot 'four X-Wings flying in formation, from left to right' and then stitched scenes together. the motion control and actual models are technically impressive, i just mean where the ships are in 3D space. obviously that's easy with a computer.

>>213094047
I, SISSYcas, JOBBER of the film industry, humbly kneel to:

CHADklasa-sama, my master, who mindraped me into selling Star Wars to white slavers

Iger-sama, my one true love and other master

Cameron-sama, who’s box office I will never surpass

Ewan-sama, who threw the prequels under the bus at the first sight of fan backlash

Coppola-sama, who I will never have more Oscars than

Kennedy-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to femdom almost as much as I am attracted to men.

Spielberg-sama, whose incomparabily forceful punches crushed my ass-womb like I was Heather O'Rourke

Abram’s-sama, who abandoned my ideas for the sequel trilogy like a used condom (EVEN THOUGH Iger-sama promised that he would listen to my ideas)

Johnson-sama, who’s movie was so bad that it utterly raped the Star Wars franchise to the point of irrelevance

Filoni-sama, who molested the EU with his wolf cock

Parts of this opening looks good but by 2:00 it starts to hurt how poorly cut together it is, and you instantly notice the awful dialog.
It kind of sucks. There is a firm dose of how much Lucas sucks in this fairly short opening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFjcmySE_lk

>>213094492
Why didn’t Obi Wan just use to force to get the buzz droids off his ship?

>>213092896
i know the first one is bait and i think the others are prequelfags who also know its bait but pretend its not because it fits their narrative

>>213094837
its explained in the 2nd edition of the novelization that obi wan's hate of flying invokes his dark side and blocks his usage of the force because it conflicts with the light

>>213092518
>growslop

star up

>>213094837
>Obi-Wan pwning droids

but that would contradict his line in A New Hope, anon.

>>213096819
Didn’t read

>>213094047
Based

>>213092120 (OP)
That's not Fellowship of the Ring

>>213097226
Don't care, faggot.

>>213092163
Oh my FUCKING God am I sick of sub 70 IQ retards desperately clinging on to the plinkett reviews for dear life. One hacks opinion doesn't need to be the end all be all for these films

>>213097925
you're the 70 IQ retard for not recognizing that this is bait by a prequelfag

>>213097925
You can't even call him a hack as much as he is a boil on the ass of an industry he will never be a part of.

>>213094837
>Why didn't he put telekinetic pressure near the fragile cockpit glass
anon...

>>213098305
Darth Vader can choke people from across the galaxy I don’t see why Obi Wan wouldn’t be able to push off some small droids right next to him.

>>213098429
nah he just projected the image onto the screen, to impress his co-workers.

>>213098180
Anon, why are you screenshotting your own posts?

>>213098484
Kek

>>213098486
Its not my post. Its just right.

>>213092163
Kek! Stay mad GenX faggot. The prequels blow away the OT

The real trvke is that Star Wars has been shit since the first movie.

>>213092163
Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again

>>213092120 (OP)
it is the best part in terms of production but i would have preferred more emphasis on the galactic politics rather than the character drama and explosions. You would think that following the growing up route of Anakin (1th episode catering to kids) 3rd would trust their audience to be mature enough for that.

>>213093355
gramps still hating on cgi in the year 2025, give it a rest already.

>>213092120 (OP)
BASED

>>213094132
>Abram’s-sama, who abandoned my ideas for the sequel trilogy like a used condom (EVEN THOUGH Iger-sama promised that he would listen to my ideas)

George Lucas' ideas for the Sequel Trilogy were almost as bad as the finished product.

>>213092163
lol but the autism response from that retard!!

>>213092163

I watched them and they didn't change my opinion of the Prequels

>>213092163
FPBP

>>213092120 (OP)
You didn't post a picture of Akira

>>213092120 (OP)
Shame you didn't post the movie title

>>213092163
Why do milennials worship these pseud internet critics instead of forming their own opinions based on traditional art criticism?

>>213103479
Kill yourself namefag.

>>213103479
because using the brain is hard

>>213103479

The prequels were never good lol.

loved this opening, the CG looked incredible.

With JJ we got a copy of a new Hope ship flyover. (I can’t even remember what it was). Then a bird puppet hitting a rock.

>>213104730
>The prequels were never good
The Clone Wars series justifies them to an etxent.
Personally, I think Phantom Menace is overhated, Attack of the Clones is fucking dogshit, while Revenge of the Sith is fantastic and arguably better than Return of the Jedi.

>>213092163
B A S E D.

>>213092120 (OP)
Maul bros, are we hyped for his new show?
It could be his last story ever.

>>213092120 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZnaxdZu2eo

>>213092163
>listen to some bald fat hipster on the internet, his opinions matter

All thanks to them Chineses in their cubicles!

>>213106216
Im hyped, tho Id wished it was a live action, but whats stupid is that its going to be set after the clone wars during the era of the empire while he died in phantom menace, got split in half so what did they just sow him back together lol

>>213102613
How about no?

>>213104834
The Clone Wars series sucks and breaks canon

>>213092120 (OP)
>prequelshitters hype up third prequel
>never saw it because I learned my lesson with aotc
>watch first scene
>it's exactly like the other prequels
seriously what's wrong with you all

>>213107437
Zoomers and their nostalgia. Too young to of even experienced the movies in theater, but old enough to play the Lego game.

>>213092120 (OP)
X-men origins: Wolverine
Watchmen
Best outro:
gangs of new york

>>213107403
Land Battle for Naboo was far beyond merely based. jump in a sarlacc you deranged dinosaur

>>213108081
the battle over strategic putting greens

>>213108081
It was ugly and it looked like they were fighting over the windows xp wallpaper

>>213092120 (OP)
That dialog is dogshit... a few frames of a space battle followed by some of the worst fucking dialog ever put on screen... Ani and Ben just playing off of each other like some married couple for 5 minutes while they encounter silly resistance on their way to the Emperors flag ship..

>>213092163
>i don't know which side is which

>>213092163
I watched and he said that this scene is shit because he didn't like it. I stopped watching after that.

>>213092120 (OP)
I agree

>>213094132
A bit irrelevant, but Filoni's job was to tard wrangle Lucas, himself and the writers regarding universe continuity. Don't believe me? Here's directly from the cunt that hired him herself:
>“I wouldn’t say [he approves] everything; I wouldn’t say everything. He is big picture. He comes in at key moments,” agreed producer Catherine Winder. “No, when we were developing the [movie as] a TV series, since I didn’t know exactly what he wanted and needed to get inside his head, I would bring him in at specific milestones that I knew were key to the development – if we went off track here in his mind, we’d be in trouble. We’d have big milestone meetings with Dave, myself, him and whoever the artist was for whatever we were working on, and he’d give us notes and thoughts…he trusted Dave in terms of knowing the characters, being true to the universe, and taking care of continuity issues with vehicles and planets and that sort of thing. He didn’t really need to get involved from that point of view.”

https://web.archive.org/web/20160112130743/https://www.mtv.com/news/2430404/is-star-wars-the-clone-wars-the-return-of-george-lucas-the-auteur/

>>213092163
No.

>>213092120 (OP)

I completely agree with you.

>>213107403
>posting the edit

>>213110694
Which episode of Reboot was this?

>>213110694
>official George Lucas™ curated and approved Blu-ray™
>edit

>>213110885
still an edit

>>213110915
>posts actual fan edited shit
>calls official blu-ray an edit
lel

>>213110977
>film scan vs heavily denoised and regraded film scan
yes, it's an edit

>>213092120 (OP)
All three prequel films are perfect

>>213111030
>film scan
>regraded by some fucks, who operated on feelings how they think it should look
>also de-noised and has AI frames inserted in the latest version of their "scan"
Yeah, ok.

>>213111074
PERFECT SHIT

>>213111084
>ou don't even know what version it is I took the screenshot from.

>>213111185
Looks like HDTV version. At any rate, looks like shit, and not George Lucas-approved. Blu-ray is how he intended for the film to always look, and 100% representative of his complete and final vision. Just like the Special Editions of the original trilogy. Deal with it.

>>213092163
You listen to the bald fat drunkard because he remembers of your father before he want to buy some milk and never return.

>>213111330
Nice English, prequelfag.

>>213111236
People are allowed to change their minds but calling it final is stupid because if Lucas changes his mind again and makes another version then that one becomes the "definite/final" version.
I do like a lot of changes in the special editions but there are many ugly ones aswell where technology clearly wasn't ready at the time.
So the first version that releases should be considered the final version unless there is some studio/exec bullshit going on behind the curtains.

>>213092163
>Everyone falling for this bait

Do better folks.

>>213092120 (OP)
give it to me straight:

>no bullshit
>sci-fi space movie (set in space, about space, whatever)
>genre whatever, bonus for horror, drama, or some other serious shit
GO

>>213111422
Star Wars

>>213111422
Pitch Black

>>213092163
FUCKIGN SAY IT YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>213097226
you mean can't read

>>213111670
i actually skipped this growing up, doesn't it have like a bunch of sequels, too? I'll check it out, thanks

>>213112275
Yes, the Riddick movies. The second movie is fairly weak but the third is pretty good if you like Pitch Black. The forth movie is in production now.

>>213092544
>Why didn’t those little mechanical gremlin droids just explode?
While that would've been better against small targets like Obi Wan's starfighter, a buzz droid payload would be far more effective than a little explosion against large targets. They can just keep lasering through hulls on and on.