>>213094047I, SISSYcas, JOBBER of the film industry, humbly kneel to:
CHADklasa-sama, my master, who mindraped me into selling Star Wars to white slavers
Iger-sama, my one true love and other master
Cameron-sama, who’s box office I will never surpass
Ewan-sama, who threw the prequels under the bus at the first sight of fan backlash
Coppola-sama, who I will never have more Oscars than
Kennedy-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to femdom almost as much as I am attracted to men.
Spielberg-sama, whose incomparabily forceful punches crushed my ass-womb like I was Heather O'Rourke
Abram’s-sama, who abandoned my ideas for the sequel trilogy like a used condom (EVEN THOUGH Iger-sama promised that he would listen to my ideas)
Johnson-sama, who’s movie was so bad that it utterly raped the Star Wars franchise to the point of irrelevance
Filoni-sama, who molested the EU with his wolf cock