Thread 213093092

ITT: films with literally zero redeeming qualities

>>213093092 (OP)
You didn't think doom was cool?

All capeshit after 2016
That includes both the two new ones that shills and /co/mblr manchildren are posting about

>>213093092 (OP)
Yeah, it was a disappointment, but what do you expect these days.

>>213093129
*2007. MCU shits was the death of true cinema. FACT!!!!!

>>213093293
Nigga you just posted a robot with a sword riding a robot T-Rex, what do you think zero redeeming qualities means

>>213093340
its in it for like ten seconds the other two and a half hours is about a human pedophile and Marky Mark pretending to be a texan inventor

>>213093356
look he already said it sounds good, you don't need to keep selling it

now that the memes have settled down and even the remake is forgotten, all we are left with is this

>>213093340
Is that what those two metallic wads are supposed to represent?

>>213093377
Nah man on paper I can see how that sounds awesome but it's more chinese dick sucking (real big in the mid 2000's) and horrid cgi. It's unforgivably boring and long. It's 165 minutes yet feels like twice that

>>213093293
Ah yes that one time hollywood was pandering to china and made megatron a gay chinkbot

I love how there's been 4 attempts at a live action Fantastic Four and all of them are varying levels of "not great to bad"

>>213093293
this shit is kino kys

>>213093649
First Steps was good

>>213093092 (OP)
No one can top this. Not even Morbius.

>>213093456
Nah Age of Extinction is misunderstood kino. The U.S government sending ICE to hunt down the transformers, good or bad, for their alien metal is TOP sci fi tier storytelling desu. That's a redeeming quality for sure.

>>213093681
It is probably the single worst movie I ever had to sit through due to a snowstorm. Sincerely, kill yourself if you're that much of a room temperature mouth breathing retard

>>213093723
Yeah this was a huge piece of shit, like every decision made wrong

>>213093748
>WMAF the movie wrong
That said yeah it was a giant piece of shit even ignoring the source material

>>213093748
Mf made kamehameha into a weak ass wind skill used to blow out candles. I hope the screenwriters and director never get another job.

>>213093723
the only thing I remember from this is the shitty scene where Goku and Chichi are like “haha aren’t our names cuhraaaazy?” and the ending where Goku finds out he’s the oozaru and then turns into an orc

>>213093736
sounds like you like a shithole place, no wonder you cant appreciate kino

>>213093092 (OP)
It has one redeeming quality. It exposed the fact Hollywood puts non-defamation clauses in every contract by requiring Josh Trank to give back the money he was paid to direct it because he called it bad.

>>213093809
The director's last movie only other thng he's know for is some X-Files episodes and Final Destination and the screenplay writer initially apologized but has since said they rewrote and for everyone to kiss his ass

>>213093092 (OP)
>literally zero redeeming qualities
It's obviously a dogshit movie. But It's a pretty horrendous choice for an absolutely 0 redeeming qualities movie.

>>213093979
Man can you believe the boy grew up to be gay? Really shows it can be anyone and you never really know

>>213093934
You could tell how bad this was going to be from the intro monologue
>it was called the dark ages, and it was really FUCKING dark

That said the newer one The Crooked Man was great, better than Lil Ronnie's ones. Got ignored for being low budget

>>213094028
>had to listen to his Dad getting pegged every night through a thin wall
I habeeb it.

>>213093092 (OP)
Superman (2025)

>>213093092 (OP)
Fox made three irredeemable Marvel movies IN A ROW, just to speed up the Disney acquistion.

He could've been a decent ultimate reed, that's literally I can say besides that I like the meme

>>213093092 (OP)
I liked the first act but once that 1 year timeskip happened it’s clear the writers had no idea what to do beyond the origin

>>213094209
Yeah I think thats the general /co/nsensus on the matter but I think a movie format isn't ideal for the incel hero that is the Maker

>>213094074
>zero redeeming qualities
>Padme's exposed midriff

pick one

>>213094267
that's the next one

>>213093521
This one got memoryholed so fast, I can't think of a recent Disney slop that was forgotten as quickly as this one.

The maul fight. The shot of Padme stood at the window.

Couldn't please snyder fans
Couldn't please burton fans

>>213093723
This one is egregiously offensive to DB fans, because the kikes behind it clearly went for the cheapest possible script hence why everyone is just a human and nobody is character-accurate, just because they thought DB fans would eat up any sloppa with the name Dragonball attached. I hope they lost big money on it for Jewing out.

>>213094319
If it wasn't for you replying I wouldn't have even noticed it. I've never heard of it

>>213094365
The movie was made for pennies in Mexico so they for sure made their budget back

Hate this piece of shit

>>213094346
I genuinely forget this movie even exists so yeah it’s a pretty good candidate.

>>213094425
what weirds me out is that the sequel/reboot is just as bad if not worse yet it got praised to high hell

>>213094406
I just realized Emmy Rossum is in it so I might just watch it for she one of these days. That bitch is hot as fuck.

>>213094425
so bad it's good

>>213094425
It has like 2 batfleck scenes so that's something you can take out

>>213094425
it's kino and I am tired pretending it's not. The follow up was complete shit

>>213094479
>>213094658
Shit taste
>>213094599
They are both completely retarded and super short, blink it and you miss it.

>>213094758
I know, but it's literally something, makes it from a 1/10 to a 1.001/10

>>213093340
>>213093727
>>213093681
you retards didn't watch aoe, it was complete dogshit
not to mention it had the worst cgi out of all the bayformers, somehow they were too lazy to animate the transformers actually transforming but not lazy enough to write a bullshit in universe reason as to why the cgi was shit
https://youtu.be/ARqfjcopqdE?si=HBa8X1LubcSt7nTk&t=149

>>213093092 (OP)
snow white 2025

>Space Truckers (1996)

Not sure if it fits because it's a so bad it's good movie. I enjoyed it because you can laugh at how bad it is, but it's really terrible, plot makes no sense, the acting is 0/10, the editing is all over the place. It's one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

>>213094319
It's not Disney slop, it's your fucking hero George Lucas slop.

>>213094758
shit taste is saying anything gunn makes is kino. The Suicide Squad was such shit and had some of the worst writing I ever seen, even for capeslop. Have standards

>>213094218
I know you're baiting but to me this movie will always be super fucking overrated. Like the self-fellating hollywood glamour bullshit is so tiring in this one. THAT BEING SAID, it has some really comfy scenes and looks really good visually.

>>213094218
Extremely boring, almost fell asleep multiple times watching it. Punctuated with extreme cartoon-like stupid juvenile low IQ pandering violence like all his movies.

>>213094479
>>213095668
This. Both Suicide Squad movies are terrible garbage. The first one is definitely the worst, but it's not like the second is that much better. The fact that they showed an explicit black penis and not one single instance of female nudity is such a fuck you to their core audience (straight male nerds). Oh but it had le silly polka dot man and rat girl xD so heckin quirky and funny.

>>213095670
I'm not baiting. I'm not interested in watching a movie that changes the way a woman's murder played out so she actually lives. Or at least I'm not interested in Quentin Tarantino doing it so he can have the character have feet shots, etc. It's incredibly fucked to even think about making a movie with that. Not to mention the inclusion of Roman Polanski as a character in the movie knowing Tarantino has no problem with Polanksi raping a teenaged girl, who Tarantino himself said 'she asked for it'.

Tarantino's always been fucked in the head but the premise of this movie alone is extra fucked.

Add in that Uma Thurman's nepo baby daughter is in it. Which is disgusting considering Uma Thurman got blacklisted for 15 years because Tarantino talked her into driving an unsafe car on the set of Kill Bill which wrecked her back and knees. She couldn't sue because the directors (Weinstein included) hid the footage. Tarantino did fuck all to help her until the height of the MeToo movement to save some face. So Uma letting her daughter bein the movie is fucked knowing that.

Not to even fucking mention Lena Dunham (child rapist) being in the movie.

>>213093317
*1998
Blade was the last good capeshit film

>>213093723
It inspired Toriyama to draw Super at least

>>213093317
0/10 ragebait comment. Do better

>>213096083
he's right you fucking capenigger

>>213096113
Nah it's ragebait, retard.
"Nolan is overrated." See? I can do that as well.

>>213096113
Just because you don't like superhero movies doesn't mean all superhero movies are bad, you fucking retarded nigger.

The world doesn't revolve around you. If you are so upset about it, go kill yourself.

>>213096083
>>213096246
>>213096299
0 taste in cinema

>>213093723
literally o ly part I remember is him training on the logs. Watched it once when it came out and I will never watch it again

>>213095986
Which is even worse.

>>213093114
his hallway scene was pretty cool but he wasn't Dr. Doom in any way shape or form, Fox never really got that he shouldn't have any innate powers aside from those he got through sorcery or technology

>>213096404
>0 taste in cinema
Grow up.

>>213093723
cute girls is a redeeming quality

>>213093723
>goku is a white guy
>surrounded by asian hotties
nah it's kino

>>213093092 (OP)
>zero redeeming qualities
Its almost worth watching to see money burning on screen and an object lesson in how not to make a movie.

How did snyder manage to make star wars with blood and tits so fucking boring?

>>213095361
>george wendt gets sucked ass first into space
>space pirate guys atomic powered pull-start mega dong
Its an 11/10 movie and I won't abide hearing any debate.

>>213096651
I'm tempted to watch these movies just to laugh at how bad they are but nuSnyder shit tends to be painfully boring and brain-melting stupid.

>>213093934
Forgot this existed

>>213096812
what is your wheat tolerance?

>>213096873
I know wheat.

>>213096975
Then Zack Snyder made this movie just for you.

>>213097206
don't tell me they go to war because the bad guys are stealing the planet's wheat or some shit

>>213097530
>don't tell me they go to war because the bad guys are stealing the planet's wheat or some shit
Okay. I won't. Its seven samurai, with space wheat.

>>213094319
Elio

>>213093934
Yeah the sequel shits on Hellboy 1 true

Unironically what were they thinking...

>>213093356
>Marky Mark pretending to be a texan inventor
The most bizarre casting of all time

>>213098150
bro looks like he removed all of his equipment and had no humanity in dark souls...

>>213098150
>I really wanna make chronicle 2 what's this Fantastic Four stuff the people paying my check keep going on about?

>>213094346
It overall wasn't that bad but them leaving Affleck erased from the timeline at the end when they already knew the universe was rebooting and could have ended on a happy note was fucking evil.

>>213093723
The sexy actresses were genuinely redeeming qualities.
Thank God Cheung finally got naked a few years ago.

>>213093293
>Transformers: Age of Consent

>>213098461
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>>213093129
>The Bamham
>The Suicide Squad
>Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2
>Eternals Trailer

>>213098150
This is nothing like Doom.

>>213093521
/Thread

Pure shit

>>213094218
>>213095915
So, nothing about the actual movie? Just a list of external grievances?

>>213098150
He's Victor Domashev, not Victor Von Doom in our story. And I'm sure I'll be sent to jail for telling you that. The Doom in ours—I'm a programmer. Very anti-social programmer. And on blogging sites I'm "Doom".

>>213093092 (OP)
Without a doubt the worst movie I’ve seen. I can’t believe how fucking miserable a kids movie could be to watch

>>213101433
I remember watching this at 12 and feeling like I actually lost brain cells afterwards