Thread 213094312

HOH: Lauren
Noms: Keanu, Kelley, Will
Veto: TBD
Powers:
-Zach 10k bbBribe, lasts until jury
-Mickey secret HoH takeover

previously on /bb/: >>213087771

Bug Brother

pretty indecisive princess

IT'S TIME

Thickems lookin thicc

So we want to goo Lauren right?

>>213094459
mmmmm mmmmm

>>213094459
lauren is for cuddles

I'd eat lauren's poop

>>213094444
checked

>>213094541
what about her goo?

>>213094427
Didn't we call Alex from ott thickems

>>213094560
thickems is what Davonne called the fatter Nolan twin before the twist was revealed

>jimmy got to lauren before i did

kek vince is the one who gave lauren the go ahead to nom kelley

>>213094312 (OP)
>Noms: Keanu, Kelley, Will
what an absolute fucking snoozefest of an HOH. it has the potential to be unintentionally funny as both keanu and kelley are way more likely to win a comp than will and it would be the third week in a row where attempts to get them both out fail

Keanu for veto
Kelley for Arena
Will goes home

Manifesting

>>213094560
the original thickums was julia in bb17 cause that’s how jason originally realized they were twins

>>213094552
What do you mean by goo?

>>213094602
which one is this? I only lurked the threads in bb17 but wasn't watching

>>213094654
That's jiz

>>213094654
Liz

>>213094654
thats julia

>>213094400
>>213094444
>double dubs + quints reply

Dan is officially entering the house Thursday

kelley ratting rachel out to vince
too bad this fag is not going to do anything about it

>>213094654
>Post-old tube TVs
>time machine to go back weeks if you want
>full screen shots
A brief golden age of Big Brother live feeds. It's over. Why?

WHY CBS WHYYYYYYYYY?

>>213092965
>>213092835
>>213092790
Lauren seems like the type of girl to wipe her armpits with her hand to smell how bad it is and pick her crack on occasion

>>213094654
Did her and Liz do nudes or OF ?

>>213094777
Yes

>You are getting villain edit, Ava
if only

>>213094654
I swear being straight is so fucking annoying its like everything a white girl does every position makes me horny to a point I just feel genital stimulated like she isn't even that good looking but the way the ass is shaped and the supplicant way her face looks makes me want to jerk off fuck i hate being straight so much sometimes.

>>213094777
here we gooooooooo

>>213094400
>americory + bb21 kat
holy, 3 biggest BB attention whores on one screen!

>>213094777
and they were glorious

zoomer women are nuts

is there a limit to how much alcohol the hoh can request ?

>>213094832
Dude control yourself

>>213095020
How many bottles is she requesting?

>>213095038
holy cute

>>213095069
she got 4% abv piss water im wondering why nobody asks for wild turkey 101

>>213094654
this was my favorite hoh room design

netflix and chill with lauren

>>213094777
checked

>>213095095
There are better whiskeys

>>213095181
>you spend two hours trying to make her pick a movie and another hour watching her cry

>>213094832
You gotta go
>>213095095
They definitely wouldn't be giving houseguests whiskey only beer and wine and you don't get a lot

how are there so many 7 gets

>>213095239
Why are gay men's eyes so close together? It's like when I see a guy and I notice this feature I just automatically assume he's gay.

HE'S ALIVE

https://x.com/DonnyThompsonBB/status/1948888051247448144

>>213095539
I thought Donny worked for the CIA

>>213095367
Fucking Justin all the way back in BB2, imagine how much kino the show would be if they had more booze

>>213095539
he looks exactly the same that’s crazy

>>213095638
I get your point but it would be a whole liability thing and CBS doesn't wanna deal with all that

>>213094767
i wouldnt mind getting a whiff of them pits too

VOTE
https://www.cbs.com/shows/big_brother/news/1010955/who-to-goo/

>>213095228
There aren’t many readily available cheap bourbons that are.

>>213094777
Christ

>>213095755
I don't want to goo anyone...

>>213095755
The fag

>>213094459
we have got to goo lauren

goo ashley fuck that bitch

i feel like kelley is a little shook after her convo with rachel

>>213095755
Ava all the way. Also I've been spelling Kelley's and Rylie's names wrong this whole time lol.

>>213095038
She loves showing her pits

>>213095755
I want to see Ava heartbroken that no one likes her quirky outfits

are you bitches conspiring against me

>>213095837
Ooh actually this goo any of the black chicks because they'll be pissed about their hair lmao
>inb4 CBS gives them some kind of cap to wear to protect it

>>213095777
>bourbons
anon I....

>>213095777
aaagghh

>>213095777
HOW IN THE 7 ?!

>>213096030
Two triple 7s in the same thread
BLESSED THREAD

>you can say Keanu it's fine
Kelley is fun

>>213095755
1000% the fag that took his dungeon master outfit out of his closet just to nominate keanu. No contest.

>>213096055
we can't stop winning!

>>213096057
referring to what?

>>213095889
Ava came in the house expecting nobody to like her, and expecting everyone to find her kitschy and tacky. Jimmy however thinks he's a fashion expert and the greatest fashionista to ever grace the world. Jimmy cares way more about this and he is also worst dressed.

ok now lez out

>>213096107
who Lauren wanted out

kelley and her underrated and appropriately sized feet

>>213095755
Vote Vince to piss off the chuds in this general

>ropehead does not trust morgan anymore because of chaos ash
LET'S FUCKING GO

>>213095755
i want to GOO kitty kat if you know what I mean

>>213096145
>>213096182
>wearing zach's bandanna
this slut

Is foot fetish camara guy back?

who was the third person that Morgan said she would put up with Kelley and Adrian? Jimmy?

missin dud

>>213096237
>he looks creepy without it on

some anon requested this webm of Dud earlier and I wasn't sure if anyone found it for him

>>213096229
>muh buddies

>>213096396
they were the tightest duo for weeks
ropehead actually believed ash that morgan is more loyal with zach and vince than her

>>213096482
think ashley is right about that
morgo is not a girl's girl

camera in the bathroom almost catching a kelley nipslip

vinnie and morgan having an ego off on the hammock

keanu the only one thinking

>>213096585
lena dunham looking ass

Morgan's hit list and proably by priority:

Keanu
Kelley
Katherine
Rylie
Adrian
Lauren

>morgan and vince are convinced the wall comp will be in the next 2 weeks
what's the obsession with the wall?

>>213096629
Thinkers are identified and destroyed in current year. The screens think for you so they are not needed

they've made up

>>213096680
mickey already planting seeds that her and zach are spending too much time together

what
the
flip

>>213096931
i fucking wish

Kelley thinks she has the votes in every scenario. Even against Will. Adrian says he's not so sure about that

I want Kelley to win

>>213096972
she would have to continue winning comps but the second she loses one she will get sniped just like Tucker

Kelley wants to pick Zach to play in the veto if possible because she thinks he would take her off the block. What the fuck planet is she on?

Adrian suggested Rylie but she said Rylie is dumb

>>213094777
every
single
day
TRUST

>>213094312 (OP)
>Noms: Keanu, Kelley, Will
BITCH
ASS
MOVE

rachel has this girl SHOOK by telling her she doesn't have any friends and needs to win or she's gone

>>213095755
rachel or jimmy would both seethe and suffer banter from the other one for this so definitely one of them kek

>>213096596
ashley is right but at the same time it is insane ropes is ditching the one person she explicitly told about her power

>>213097202
rachel is right. rachel is also being carried to jury because of production

IT'S UP DERRICK AND TAYLOR ARE CUNTS

Who is this?

lauren spwink

>>213097344
thats bobby

There hasn't been really anything yet at all
>chelsie will be joining us
Fu** off

vincenzo is gonna crash out again with being a therapist for morgan for hours today

>>213097395
morgan sure likes to talk about herself.

>>213097387
Stop hating on Chelsea she was actually a good player

>>213097446
she was a 6/10 player in a house of 1/10, 0/10, and -1/10 players
shes not terrible but overhyped and still crashing out about her chelousy to this day kek

is adrian a sped or does he just talk like that

Why the fuck would Rachel use the veto on Kelley? Adrian just said that and Lauren agreed

>>213097472
There are like 5 players in history that are above a 6/10

>>213097478
He said he had speech impediment when he was younger.

>>213097505
He still does but he did when he was younger too

>mentions attourneys doing well
>no mention of shelby
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>morgan crying a poor childhood growing up to zach a few days ago
>now talking about going to martha's vineyard
lol we see your tricks morg

>>213097545
she's markle.

>mickey morgan duo being sold out
adrian is a student of the game

>>213097487
maybe but they certainly weren't up against a cast as fucking dumb as 26 was, seriously never been a dumber cast game wise.

>>213097545
She's a jew

>adrian telling lauren that mickey has the power
lmao grod must be fucking seething that ropes power is absolutely useless, I think only maybe keanu and kelly would be dumb enough to guess someone else at this point

why is adrian so set on protecting kelley of all people kek

>>213097572
9, 14, and 16 are weaker. Probably this one too these retards still haven't adapted to the blockbuster.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>213097612
And 19 obviously

>>213097611
Do you not see why? Kelly needs to stay

>>213097611
She is a number he can count on. And she isn't a bad person. Would rather have her around than most of the girls.

>>213097526
what's funny is that nobody can criticize this slop because of taylor. no one with a platform can say, "this is shit, don't watch it," because of taylor. haha

>three of the greatest players of all time
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>213097614
shes against showmances now

>>213097611
she's based, a bulldog, and a target

laurens getting in the shower

>>213097713
CAM-EHRON COULD YOU PLEASE NOT TOUCH THAT WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

>>213097713
Must be a jealousy

>>213097719
wow taylor and derrick don't know ball at all

>>213097612
hilariously wrong
the majority of 26's cast barely talked game at all and were led around like sheep 90% of the time
chelsie for instance was sloppy as hell in a ton of moments where her game would've been clocked, but not with last seasons cast

lauren did that walk again

AMY

>>213097839
Did she show signs of constipation? I need to know because I'm tracking lauren's poops

>>213097713
>now
this has been debunked

>>213097875
maybe because she could shit in the shower

>>213097895
I haven't waffle stomped since college also who is this?

>>213097909
Frick sorry for the newfaggorty forgot pic

>>213097941
oh thats some guy named bobby hes like a comedian

>>213097826
this. as final 9 hoh she literally gave out three names of who to put up for renom spot i think kek i was baffled watching it and baffled no one told leah or rubina that they were also considered in that spot the week quinn left.

>>213094706
Dan is probably playing donkey Kong til next month. Dude’s a streamer sponsored by Culver’s, his moves would sadly be telegraphed by his hyper-online career being aligned with “your Twitch streamer’s favorite streamer”. It would be a huge move for Twitch to have Dan go back out of nowhere though, you could genuinely build an easy “just chatting” community around Big Brother. Fishtank already had tons of clones trying for the hasan pov of their content, a milly towards dan & a relaxed attitude on cam restreaming could bring the series an undeniably true internet relevance.

>>213097941
that's BOBBY

>>213097972
I don't watch tv except for big brother and niche anime/movies

rylie playing with kelly's foot is giving me the ick big time
truly a south dakota looking couple though

>>213098027
i guess shes got the biggest jugs in the house now

>jankie is a child of divorce
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>213098046
Rachel and even Mickey's are probably bigger.

Zach bros........ ;_;

do you think kelley is crazy in bed

avass

adrian with the bomb squad sans morgan

>>213098165
She'd poop in your mouth

its hard to not hate jews because when you let them make a tv show it turns out as gay as this one. fuck you grodner

>>213098165
yes
like I genuinely feel like she'd fuck a dog/horse, not even shitposting

is this dude talking about wood characteristics and corrosion resistance to 3 girls
what the fuck

Nicole got thickkkkkkk

>>213098272
chadrian is in his element, let him cook

autistic adrian chased will off KEK

>>213097887
thats tea

>>213098220
She doesn't have a dog but she has a horse and a goat

>>213098304
he came back but is also blatantly trying to sleep kek
using this autistic talk as some asmr

>>213098272
That is basic talk pleb

mickey is either wet as hell or in hell but suffering for her game, no other way she's still in this convo with both ashley and will either already asleep or about to sleep lmao

>>213098333
that sometimes hits though

>>213098381
what are they talking about?

does adrian not really know how parents ethnicity kek he said mexican, native american, and spain, but his last name is a portugese one

>>213098438
adrian sperging about carpentry in detail and near the end apparently learning cornbread is a thing?

>even just a 1 minute shower on the night of the first hoh is crazy
Based mystery man

>>213098476
guess he only is fed spic food

>>213098467
no room for worldly matters in that strangely shaped cranium
only bugs carpentry and reality tv

>>213098272
Yeah, but t could've been a lot worse. You could see he had passion for it.

>>213098467
the portuguese bit could be so far back in the woodpile no one cares
youre overestimating how much the average american knows about their ethnic heritage beyond 4 generations back at best

>>213098495
I made cornbread with masa harina a couple times, bretty good
hot water cornbread seems to be like a chinese half hot water pancake dough meme though, never had it

Amanda Zuckerman is the greatest BB casting, i dont even care that shes jewish.

>>213098292
I find it so wild how much she's changed Victor

>>213098521
I'm jewish and my family escaped poland about 1 year before war broke out

its not normal for spics to be vegan right? because wtf

God I wish I was in the bb walls right now window watching Lauren for hours >____>

i think texmex hate themselves

>>213098573
>carpenter
>friend with squirrels and other animals
>vegan
>lives with family
yeah no he's definitely an oddball kek, but we love our tardrian

>>213097887
Love chelsie

>>213098624
>friend with squirrels and other animals
That is a danger to our democracy as it is in alignment with the natural order of the world
>jiz cameo
kek I skimmed my folder earlier for their boobs but I didn't find it then but I do remember having it.

>>213098521
oh i feel kinda dumb. also i want to hear the nigga speak español

adrian put dese bitches to sleep

>>213098579
yeah and shes in the shower right now

>>213098686
STEEEVE-UHHHH

>>213098708
he stole all their energy

>>213098686
they also got fat! what is happening???

>>213098624
the 1st and 4th care common for spics, but the middle 2.. yeah i dont think so

>>213098623
nth generation mexican-americans tend to be very chill. one of my best bros is one

>>213098743
They haven't moved

>it's so cold in this house
It's 70F

>>213098691
Get spic-pilled
>t. spic

my ex is just like adrian and its freaky

>>213098691
he seems like a no sabo kid

>>213098467
mexican isnt a race. spaniards mixed with native americans in mexico. the first three things are possible. i looked into rocha and it's specifically a mexican surname. not portugeuse. reread the wikipedia article you skimmed and notice how it calls rocha a "Portuguese language surname" and not a "Portuguese surname."

>>213098905
homo?

>>213098906
i hope not, i was hoping he'd speak spanish to his mama during his hi julie

>Rope asked Adrian's nationality background, when she asked if his dad was mexican the feeds cut
wtf

nbombs plotting

>as soon as we're hoh watch how they scramble
>and when we put 3 of em on the block we'll see who the lowest on the totem pole is and we'll see how tight your alliance really is, cause I'm fighting for mine
tf is this cope, ur goin home bro

>>213099004
they illegal

>>213099004
stupid gay jews in fear of ethnic identification

GRODNER STOP INFANTALIZING THESE BLACK BASTARDS

pete the sock lore

The cookout hasn't realized they intentionally make the show so long that people get bored and tired of it.

kelly bros....

:c

i hope the feeds are calm tonight because im tired asf from watching the scramble last night

kelley likes 3 fingers

>>213099295
shes deficient in vitamins

magnesium is a mineral according to Vince

kelly geologypilled

>>213099274
I genuinely just want a boring night so I can finally sleep, never thought I'd say that

>>213099191
jimmy took rachel's big old head

my stream went to the plutotv video at the count of 1

>>213099373
ye she needs my zinc-supported d asap

How do I get big mak or lauren's poop in my mouth?

see cunty weekend skippy is back right on schedule

>>213099570
probably just access their toilets

>>213099398
I've had to spend the last few days catching up on sleep because I've been operating on maybe 4 hours per night

>all the boys are outside playing with balls
instant feed cut

>>213099853
>minutes later
>feeds are still cut

dyre fest is on the show channel

something of potential controversy must have happened

>>213099853
wtf is the point of watching feeds
5+ mins of feed cuts for a joke. you used to be able to watch people fuck live on this shit

>>213099968
or maybe absolutely fucking nothing at all happened

OH FUDGE

>>213099992
kelleys got that ass on her

TKOOR BROKE IN AND IS I THE KITCHEN

>>213100025
imagine the turds

>>213100046
she just destroyed that garlic bread too

nbombs laughing their asses off up there

slow weekend

peanut butter with a spoon?

game talk with rytard

ava seems like a miserable bitch

these guys running the house

>>213100232
chillers v2

>>213100226
She's a young hag

>>213100226
shes a rat

start digging in yo ass twin

>>213100226
nah, just a typical jewish long islander

>>213100338
jews are miserable

>>213100377
they gonna shit when he wins veto

>>213100403
I'd like to see lauren do that

>>213100246
>young hag
i legit thought she would be a year or two older than me but she's somehow younger

>rachel she was trying to cheat
>and they didn't even kick her out

Well that's probably one reason for the feed cuts

lol rachel was cheating wtf!!!!!!!!!!

>>213100338
i just hate her dopey face and the expressions she makes

Keanu just correctly guessed Mickey has the power

>I wouldn't be surprised if someone lowkey like mickey or katherine has it
>katherine doesn't have micky *cough* might *cough* have *cough* it

Rylie talking to the cameras

>>213100769
its over

Mickey confirmed to Ava that she has been accepted into Cookout 2.0 as their token expendable member

>better to have will on your side than those snakes
>they know what they are doing
>they voted amy out anyways
>so whatever goes on they don't hold a majority
>if anything they just got weaker
rytard spitting facts

Ava and Mickey both discussing how Morgan is super sketchy

>>213100648
>even keanu clocked it
jesus it's truly over for ropes
only 2 I think might still guess wrong would be jimbo and kelley

kat is barely even looking at rytard in this conversation

Until she does and it's se**y as fu**

every time I watch kat-riley feeds it goes like this:
>what's up with you
>I feel bad
>why do you feel bad
>thinking too hard
>what are you thinking about
>I dunno
>really?
>yeah
>reallly?
>just stuff
>what stuff
>I'm just thinking about like... the whole game
>you can talk to me
>yeah I know
and then it loops or she fobs him off with some shit

kat is describing eating poop

>>213101167
actually it reminds me of that gif from like a decade ago where there's the white trailer trash with a headset talking to his gf who only eats cheetos and then their cheeto fetus calls him from the womb

There's no world where I would desire to watch Kat-Riley feeds

>>213101218
>no nbombs in the feeds
Back off

>>213101218
I got bad news

>>213101208
this

Riley is offering to make a milkshake for Kat

>>213101300
kek britney and kfed
those were the days

Adrian is taking a loaf of bread to bed with him

we're just gonna let /bb/ die tonight

>>213101574
>>213101574
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