Thread 213095845

Ashly Burch is very cute

>>213095845 (OP)
Not white enough for me

>>213095845 (OP)
cum on feet
then leave

>>213095845 (OP)
Those are some big feet

This bitch should be voicing my cartoons not having a social life and showing her feet. Get back to voicing my cartoons bitch!

>>213095845 (OP)
I wanted to marry her back in the ‘10s
https://youtu.be/wVEhLXd-IWE

>>213095845 (OP)

i literally never heard of this person until a week ago when her 15 year old shorts starting appearing in my youtube feed.

>>213095975
You’re actually very lucky. That’s like not watching the Sopranos until now.

>>213095845 (OP)
https://youtu.be/i_dvbfbJIOs

How is Papa Burch doin?

>>213096854
I listen to Dungeons and Daddies, the DnD podcast Anthony Burch is on now, along with Freddie Wong from Rocket Jump, the rest are relative unknowns. He mentions his father sometimes, I think they had a falling out due to Papa Burch probably being a normal boomer and Anthony growing into a wildly more unhinged liberal nutcase who all hate their parents for no particular good reason. He mentioned that he called his father for the first time in years a few months ago on a dare during one of their live performances. He got pretty emotional so maybe they've improved their relationship a bit more since then.

>>213096960
can i get the hot goss on his failed marriage

>>213096992
He decided he wanted to try being gay(bi). She said eff that and left him, while also taking his wii. Also she was also named Ashley, so he would moan his sisters name when fucking her

>>213095899
>at least I'm not Anthony Burch
good times

Last one. Good thread.
https://youtu.be/NVtR0nliBcU?

>>213097051
yeah the same name was fucked
she was also obese looking

Aren't these people like 40 years old now?

Also I remember Burch's first wife, the one he decided he was too good for and wanted to fuck other women so she left him. She was cute.

>>213097351
>Aren't these people like 40 years old now?
and still crazy cute

>>213097051
>>213097286
>>213097351
She was asexual tender and he wanted to finally be degen.

>>213097444
I want her to talk to me like tiny Tina while impregnate her.
https://youtu.be/aRc7-rZ2XDo

>>213097606
I want shaka brah in her most pit

>>213095845 (OP)
Imagine the footjobs.

/v/ content is all streamer garbage now

>>213095974
>hurr durr im soooo qwerrrkyyy xDDD look at me IZ SUCH GAMER XD
>gay ass dyke haircut even back then
Jesus man.

>>213097469
Bullshit, she put out for him. She just did not want a faggot husband

>>213097444
adorable. would wife

>>213097469
yeah thats what i heard too.

>>213097759
>hurr durr im soooo qwerrrkyyy xDDD look at me IZ SUCH GAMER XD
>[tomboy] haircut
I wore an onion on my belt when I watched these on gametrailers dot com, which was the style at time. We didn't have white onions on account of the 2008 recession.

>>213097444
what the fuck is her hair naturally that grey? I'm the same age and only have greying on my hairline

>>213095868
She looks part something but I can't tell what

Indian?

>>213097940
Their boomer dad is a passport bro who married a Thai?/SEA woman. Their mom was in several of the old Hey Ash sketches and is clearly some fuckin' Filipina or Thai woman while their dad is pure white boomer stock.

>>213097900
genetics
people can go bald and grey in their teens
it's a lottery

>>213097853
>gametrailers dot com

Somewhere in 2015 it all started to go wrong.

>>213098006
It was actually the end of 2012. The world did end and we're all in either purgatory or hell.

>>213097967
True but also stress can directly cause greys as well. I’m 2 years older than my brother and single with no kids no debt, black beard brown hair.

>>213097966
in my head canon they were divorced cause she was so rarely mentioned.

>>213098107
My brother has 2 kids, a wife and a mortgage and looks like Steve Martin.

>>213097051
>He decided he wanted to try being gay(bi). She said eff that and left him

That's how I remember it. The real reason is that they both decided to be in an open relationship, only she was getting all the sex and he wasn't and he broke it off and divorced her. That's why he's called "King Cuck".

>>213097051
>He decided he wanted to try being gay(bi). She said eff that and left him

That's not how I remember it. The real reason is that they both decided to be in an open relationship, only she was getting all the sex and he wasn't and he broke it off and divorced her. That's why he's called "King Cuck".

>>213095921
Her cartoon got cancelled

>>213097853
It's faggy ass dyke haircut.
> On July 1, 2022, Burch came out as queer and pansexual, saying that coming out felt important "for reasons I can't really explain"
Like I said, gay ass dyke hair even back then. Eugh.

She is one of those Rawr XD girls

>>213095845 (OP)
oh yeah! she's hella cute!

>>213099059
Fsg

>>213095845 (OP)
>What's a computer?

>>213097900
Ok?? I'm 27 and my head is full of grey hairs. Why do you have to come in here and brag about that, fucking asshole

>>213095845 (OP)
This is coming from a man with incredibly low standards , no , she is not.

>>213099903
Show us the ugliest woman you'd fuck then

>>213099903
she was

>>213095899
How did she and her family become homies in Saints Row IV DLC? Sure their banter was fun but this was so random.

>>213100588
Hey Ash was pretty massive among "gamer videos" or whatever back in that era. And both Ash and Anthony Burch would go on to be in the industry.

>shill about woke and BLM nonstop for years
>be in a relationship and fuck a white guy 10 years older than her

hapas. not even once.

>>213097900
She started going gray in her early 20s or something. It's not common but it isn't unheard of either. I know a guy that was the same way.

>>213100798
It suits her somehow.

>>213099059
10 years ago when i finally realised this bitch was just as deranged as her cuck brother and not just acting weird because her junkie boyfriend overdosed i said that she was the kind of BPD to dyke out in college. Not because she was actually gay and not even because she was experimenting but 100% because she felt it was college and as a liberal having a lesbian fling in college was what HAD to happen. Im not surprised to hear that while pushing 40 shes suddenly going to claim shes actually totally bi or whatever so she can further claim oppression points. Also not surprised to hear that Anthony hadn't talked to Papa Burch in years. On the dvd theres an out-take from when they were filming this >>213095899 where Papa Burch walked past and said "oh no, my son" in true horror. Even tho Anthony & Ashly always talked about how accepting their parents were and how much they encouraged them to be themselves Anthony & Ashly are LA liberals now and that means "fuck you dad"

>>213098763
No way I believe his wife was pushing for the open relationship thing. She was always shy and reserved on the show and in public. Anthony was the one who married her then a year after that suddenly decided he wanted it to be open. She DID get more dick then he did but when they broke up she immediately was in another monogamous relationship. Anthony unironically had a cute waifu gamergirl and fucked it all up because he was such a faggot

>>213095845 (OP)
>used goods

>>213100291
>flat chested dyke
>this is somehow supposed to convince us she's attractive
lol, lmao even
my god you fags have some of the lowest standards known to man

>>213100685
>yap and cry about opression nonstop
>still cash in that privilege chip at every chance they get
lol just women being women man. they'll scream fight the power, burn down the establishment, independence, yada yada yada...but at the end of the day, 99% of them will always take the path of less resistance and weasel out of any hardship. there are some that actually practice what they preach but those type of women are so rare, they might as well not even exist.

Why is /tv/ so full of angry incels?

why'd she abandon anime right as it got huge and partially unionized?

>>213096854
He’s still at Fudruckers.

>here's that 4/10 indian boy I was telling you about

acquire some standards ffs

>>213096973
Glad I never watched these.

>>213100649
back then a youtube video was *massive" if it got 50k views though

>>213097444
I never found her hot but then I saw a clip of that puppet show she's in and her with the long grey hair I'm now feeling differently

>>213095845 (OP)
I have a reversed Halo effect with her.
After learning what she stands for, I cannot find her attractive anymore.

>>213095845 (OP)
>>213097444
>first thought is she must be like 15 years older than me
>she's actually a month younger

it's over, isn't it? i knew for a few years now that i passed the point where you can't consider yourself not old anymore, but now it's more than over

>>213105227
Not at all anon. ashly burch is one of those people Dahl wrote about whose ugliness has come out on her outside. The bitch hit the wall in her 20s and was grey at a point she should have been "the younger woman".

>>213097444
She's the same age as me and I still have my natural hair color. Why is she almost all grey?

>>213105340
I'm also 35 and very recently discovered a single white hair in my beard that grows back in the same color when i pluck it.

>>213097444
She has aged surprisingly well for one of those stinky leftoid types.

>>213097900
I think she dyes it grey. Why anyone would willingly look old, I don't know, but that's a thing women do now.

>>213097444
I love hags!

>>213097900
Genetics
Bad habits

>>213100685
BWC is just too strong I'm afraid