*single handedly defeats Galactus* - /tv/ (#213096560) [Archived: 364 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:33:04 AM No.213096560
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Huh? Why didn’t she just do that at the beginning?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:34:45 AM No.213096593
>>213096560 (OP)
she died in the process tho
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:52:58 AM No.213096999
>>213096593
>galactus is about to step in the teleporter
>sue is nowhere to be found so she can't knock in him in using her powers
>after surviving a flying car crash she manhandles Galactus across the city without much difficulty
>dies for no reason
>only to get resurrected by her OP son
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:53:22 AM No.213097013
>Healer only one playing the objective
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:54:40 AM No.213097031
>>213096560 (OP)
the rest of the F4 really were fucking useless in the last battle. a literal who knockoff from Superman named Mr. Terrific somehow completely mogged Mr. Fantastic what the fuck?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:56:00 AM No.213097059
>>213096560 (OP)
Galactus the biggest jobber in the universe.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:58:06 AM No.213097093
her face looks awful, genuinely the worst case of bogface i've ever seen be allowed in a big production. she looks those trashy instagram thots who physically can't close their lips anymore. you should not get to appear in movies after you've done this to yourself
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:58:56 AM No.213097118
>>213097093
sounds like she died so she wont be back
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:58:59 AM No.213097119
AT fields really hurt gay guys like Pedro.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:02:10 AM No.213097179
>>213096560 (OP)
Because she needed her woman-only-mom-rage-superhuman-strength to defeat a being made of pure cosmic power that gods failed to destroy.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:02:40 AM No.213097192
>>213097118
she comes back 30 seconds later anon.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:02:45 AM No.213097193
Really should have explained her powers in the movie because it just seems like a massive asspull to where she can suddenly push a titanic creature with mommypower when she could barely hold up a broken piece of rubble earlier.

Then again her babby does an even bigger asspull and brings her back to life.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:02:48 AM No.213097196
how did they beat Galactus anyway?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:03:12 AM No.213097210
>>213097196
he ate her and got plastic poisoning
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:03:43 AM No.213097217
>>213097196
Fantastically
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:05:37 AM No.213097250
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>>213097196
>Galactus wants their god-baby
>they refuse to give it to him
>they come up with a plan to put the godbaby near a teleporter, and when Galactus goes near it they'll teleportt him away to the other end of the universe
>Galactus begins marching towards the baby, Reed Richards swaps out the godbaby for an empty carriage
>Galactus realizes he's been had and begins walking away towards where they actually moved the baby
>The F4 try to stop him but they all get swatted away like jobbers
>Sue Storm summons all her power and forcefields Galactus while he's flailing like a retard onto the teleporter zone
>He's teleported away, but is still trying to crawl through the portal
>Johnny Storm flies forward and is going to sacrifice himself to push Galactus through, but at the last moment Silver Surfer knocks Johnny out of the way and does it herself. Surfer and Galactus are lost.
>Sue is dead from using all her power, but the godbaby crawls up and revives her.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:06:39 AM No.213097267
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>>213097196
Sue pushed him through a wormhole that lead to the edge of the universe with her rainbow AT field made of motherly love. He tries to climb out but female silver surfer sacrifices herself and pushes him back in and the wormhole closes just in time.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:07:14 AM No.213097273
>>213097196
Menstruation portal, Sue Storm singlehandedly showes him into a portal with ease and that's that. Poor Galaci never stood a chance. It was really way too retarded.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:08:31 AM No.213097298
>>213097250
He's a pretty nice guy to not just step on them when he could.

Also going to get babby personally instead of getting metal lady to do it instead. The plan kind of falls apart if he doesn't do that.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:09:34 AM No.213097326
>>213097298

It was already established she was resisting his plan.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:09:41 AM No.213097330
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>>213097250
>>213097196

>>213097298
The metal lady fucked off before the final act because Johnny Storm somehow learned her entire language and said "hey we don't want to die that would actually really suck," so she flew off and had a fit and then only comes back into the movie at pic related
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:10:43 AM No.213097353
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>>213097298
The metal lady fucked off before the final act because Johnny Storm somehow learned her entire language and said "hey we don't want to die that would actually really suck," so she flew off and had a fit and then only comes back into the movie at pic related
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:12:37 AM No.213097391
The movie was solid but felt a bit small since like a good half of it was a montage sequence.
Actually it felt fakey like one of those Wandavision episodes. The retro-futurism and 50s/60s americana plus the weird pacing.

On top of that it was immediately established this takes place in a different universe than the main MCU stuff, so the stakes were irrelevant. If they all lived or died or whatever mattered little. It's also obvious they'll get ported over to the main universe so all this "will Galactus destroy Earth" nonsense is irrelevant really.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:12:54 AM No.213097402
>>213097353
Eh, give her time and she'd calm down from one of her moods.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:13:27 AM No.213097415
Actually could have been a solid capeshit film even with questionable casting if it weren't for how bad galactus and the ending were.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:14:36 AM No.213097441
>>213097250
Can’t Galatius just return?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:14:46 AM No.213097443
>>213097196
A human pushed him in a portal not that cinematic LMAO
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:15:12 AM No.213097452
>references something that happens in FOTM capeshit shilled kike garbage
>Asks boring question relating to FOTM capeshit shilled kike garbage
Kill yourselves. Really wish we still had the IP count
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:15:41 AM No.213097463
>>213097415
Galactus is a jobber through and through and honestly really one-note as far as Marvel "villains" go, if you could even call him that. He basically shows up and is dealt with casually every time.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:15:48 AM No.213097468
>>213097441
His interstellar ship is stuck orbiting Earth and hes stuck at the edge of the universe.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:16:22 AM No.213097481
>>213097250
Is galactus using the force???? WTF is goin on here????????
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:16:54 AM No.213097500
>>213097441
no ubers at the end of the universe unfortunately
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:16:57 AM No.213097502
>>213097468
It’s Galatus. He can just fly back…do these writers read comics? He’s a cosmic entity that has been in the universe since the beginning of time he’s not just some giant dude.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:16:58 AM No.213097503
>>213097441

In this continuity he uses a giant spaceship to travel around, he descends from it to get the baby.
They also mention that the portal leads to the other side of the galaxy/universe/whatever so Reed estimated it will take him a million years to come back to Earth.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:17:55 AM No.213097521
>>213097481
sue storm is using her forcefield powers to push him back
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:17:58 AM No.213097523
>>213097502
It will still take him "a million years" to return since Reed designed the portal to fling him very far away.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:18:06 AM No.213097527
>>213097502
Never read the comics, but in the MCU he needs his ship to travel and also feed him. He literally is just some giant dude.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:18:58 AM No.213097548
>>213097502
>he's a cosmic entity

bro in the comics F4 handle him every other week just fine like he's a regular jobber
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:19:11 AM No.213097552
I'm pretty sure some nerd will bring up something in the comics but the movie also does things that goes against the comics as well. If the movie isn't able to explain itself within the movie without needed outside source material, then it was poorly explained.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:20:40 AM No.213097597
>>213097250
>baby revives mom
>in a world where so many choose to kill their unborn children
kek!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:20:44 AM No.213097599
Can Franklin just keep resurrecting people? Won’t that significantly lower the stakes in the MCU?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:20:57 AM No.213097608
The F4 simply have no good villains other than Doom. As mentioned Galactus is just a one-note jobber, and Doom is barely even a F4 villain anymore because of how much he's eclipsed them in popularity.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:22:09 AM No.213097639
>>213097441
Somehow Galactus returns.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:22:12 AM No.213097642
>>213097521
Ok but then galactus is raising his hand and then uses the force to push the lady? Did they establish galactus uses the force too or what?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:22:20 AM No.213097648
>>213097599
They'll just give him mental illness like they did with Sentry. It will conveniently resurface everytime he needs to use his powers.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:23:11 AM No.213097667
>>213097463
Even if that's true maybe they could make him a little more interesting for a film then instead of just being a big dude who is kind of retarded and pushed into a hole. It was less impressive then the throwaway godzilla fight from the last capeshit.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:23:12 AM No.213097668
>>213097353
> lady made out of space metal smashes into Jonny at high speed
> kills him
OOPS! :0
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:24:34 AM No.213097695
>>213097502
He has the ship in the original trilogy from the Kirby run. Taa II. It looks different in the movie but it's clearly meant as the same thing
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:25:00 AM No.213097709
>>213097642
he's pushing back against her forcefields and that's pushing her back as she's trying to hold them
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:25:31 AM No.213097720
>>213097667
I'm gonna be honest with you I'm glad they get him out of the way rn since he's extremely uninteresting.
The only thing of note in regards to FF and their constellation of villains and plots and allies and all that is Doom and they're getting to him promptly and then FF in general can be discarded and Doom can be his own thing as the main MCU villain.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:25:46 AM No.213097728
>>213097353
Why doesn’t the baby go on a tantrum and kill galactus like what happens in The Incredibles?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:26:46 AM No.213097760
>>213097552
Honestly I think the movie does a good job in introducing, explaining and then promptly getting rid of Galactus, as is. He's really not that interesting at all.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:28:34 AM No.213097809
>>213097667
There's really not much more to him.
He's a big dude, been here since the start of the universe, gonna be here until the end. Goes around eats planets, wants to eat Earth. FF stop him from eating Earth, he leaves to go eat something else.
He maybe shows up from time to time to do something in the background or whatever but is generally irrelevant.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:30:38 AM No.213097865
>>213097809
So he's more of a neutral force in the universe then, a force of nature not a being so much
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:32:36 AM No.213097911
>>213097250
>homeboy supposedly eats entire worlds
>is beaten by some thing that bleeds once a month
This is pathetic and I'm not going to bring up
>le girl boss is the only one that can beat him
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:33:13 AM No.213097928
>>213097728
he just wasn't feeling it
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:33:27 AM No.213097937
>>213097720
Except it will be some kind of iron man doom and he'll probably only even wear the helmet for the first scene or something like that
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:33:52 AM No.213097948
>>213097865
that's pretty much it, yeah
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:34:20 AM No.213097960
>>213097865
This is Byrne-shit, and nobody cares anymore.
He's a fearsome planet eating Space Giant.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:35:01 AM No.213097975
>>213097720
>Doom main MCU villain
anon they're paying RDJ the GDP of a small country to be in these movies he's appearing twice then never again
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:35:23 AM No.213097979
>>213097960
>He's a fearsome planet eating Space Giant.
ok ... but... he's more of a force of nature not an evil guy since they can poke him to make him go away
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:36:09 AM No.213097996
>>213097979
He's always ignored mortals for the most part. I never claimed he was Evil.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:36:26 AM No.213098000
>>213097975

Oh but you're wrong. Right now the entire MCU is on the ropes and they will pay him whatever he demands if they can recover the audience and hype. If they need to pay him 100mil per movie they will if it means the movie makes 1bln each time.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:39:42 AM No.213098082
>>213098000
2019 was a theatrical aberration, one that no one has ever matched.
Saying Disney or the MCU is doomed because they don't have 8 movies above 1 billion is silly-talk. No one has ever pulled that off, ever.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:40:07 AM No.213098098
>>213098000
His iron man was great but I feel like that ship has sailed and he isn't going to be a big draw as a completely different character, especially one who really shouldn't be quipping every five seconds.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:41:11 AM No.213098124
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>>213097353
>the woman of the group and the female swapped silver surfer save the day
kek, of course they couldn't help themselves
fucking effeminate manchildren culture
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:42:16 AM No.213098161
>>213096560 (OP)
This is exactly what i hated about Endgame. Op women character subdues the big bad, fuck you.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:42:36 AM No.213098172
>>213098098
He's got great range. Watch Tropic Thunder. Won an Oscar for Oppy. Was a hot rising young star before COCAINE.
He's more than one character. It's Ryan Reynolds who's built his whole acting career as the same jackass.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:44:32 AM No.213098228
>>213097391
>"will Galactus destroy Earth" nonsense is irrelevant really.
they made that ending, screened it for test audiences, and people overwhelmingly hated it so they went with this ending instead
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:44:37 AM No.213098230
>>213098124
Neither of them could harm Galactus in the slightest, they literally just tripped him into Reed's portal trap. Reed is the Fred of the group.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:45:03 AM No.213098246
>>213097502
He will. But you don't really "kill" Galactus, you just make him go away for a while. Happens all the time in the comics.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:46:20 AM No.213098276
>>213097502
>It’s Galactus. He can just fly back
They tossed him to the distant ends of space, without his ship. He typically doesn't fly around at warp speed or anything.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:46:28 AM No.213098282
>>213097599
Hence why modern comic books are completely dead and only being fed on by parasites and scavengers afraid of letting go of their childhood.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:46:49 AM No.213098290
>>213098230
doesn't change that they give them the heroic moment.
the one woman literally pushing the man out of the way to steal his heroic moment from him.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:47:06 AM No.213098296
>>213098098
I feel ironman is still the perfect casting for him, got the looks and the act
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:47:20 AM No.213098303
>>213098172
Ok i'll grant you if he plays doom in blackface like tropic thunder it could work
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:47:35 AM No.213098314
>>213097599
Normally you get rid of Franklin by having him awaken as a funny god being and him just pissing off like Wesley in TNG
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:47:54 AM No.213098322
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>>213098290
>steal his heroic moment
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:48:21 AM No.213098337
>>213096560 (OP)
Sue Storm, more like Mary Sue Storm
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:50:38 AM No.213098398
>>213098296
His Iron Man is a complete personality swap from the pre-movie comics.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:52:39 AM No.213098458
>>213097599
Stakes?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:53:07 AM No.213098472
>>213096560 (OP)
I don't get how Galactus is supposed to be a good FF villain when it's fucking not possible for them to defeat him unless you pull off ridiculous shit like this for plot's sake
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:53:42 AM No.213098483
>>213097353
This looks fucking terrible lol
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:54:05 AM No.213098491
>>213098472
He's one of their iconic villains. The fact they DON'T just beat him to death was part of the novelty of his original appearance. They had to bamboozle him.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:54:24 AM No.213098502
>>213097353
Lmao this looks awful
How many pajeets in the vfx credits
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:54:34 AM No.213098504
>>213098472
Because he's supposed to be a foil for the "Smartest man in the world" to use his brain power to stop the coming force from destroying Earth. Idiot.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:54:57 AM No.213098511
>>213098472
The big FF conflicts are generally the more combative members holding down the situation long enough for Reed to SCIENCE! the shit out of things, or come up with a novel way for their powers to affect the situation.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:57:41 AM No.213098594
>>213097250
So she just pushed him over? That's it? Seems like that's not that cool.. Was the Watcher in this
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:58:09 AM No.213098611
>>213097599
In the comics after all of the universes are destroyed, and doom tries to save what's left by putting bits on his doom world, he loses, and Franklin recreates the rest of the universes that were destroyed, universe by universe
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:58:17 AM No.213098618
If you can't make Galactus a good villain don't make a movie with him in it. The fact is you can do Galactus a lot better than this they just didn't want to.
They obviously wanted Doom so make Doom the antagonist and skip Galactus entirely. Use this movie to help build Doom into the multiversal threat they want him to be.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:59:08 AM No.213098634
>>213098472
You don't fight him, you out smart him or negotiate with him, or trick him, or some shit like that.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:00:07 AM No.213098660
>>213097353
looks like a fan film
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:01:19 AM No.213098693
>>213097599
Comic books are not known for their stakes or actually killing people. The next movie is about Iron Man coming back as a bad guy for example
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:01:20 AM No.213098694
>>213098472
I've heard that FF wasn't originally a super hero comic book but originally in the vain of "weird sci-fi tales/adventures" and then once spider-man/thor/etc started production they became another super hero comic.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:01:49 AM No.213098705
>>213098660
It is. A fan of feminist ideology.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:02:53 AM No.213098734
>>213097353
I thought the Superman movie looked a bit bad but this is next level ugly.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:07:09 AM No.213098846
>>213097273
More like menopause portal dat bish looks no younger than 50 at least.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:09:15 AM No.213098902
so how do they end up in the main mcu universe
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:13:50 AM No.213099020
>>213098472
Comics get retarded when they reach this cosmic or multiverse stuff, he was originally beaten because other gods gave richards a magic gun that can blow up most of the universe so galactus got scared and went away. Still better than the movie though
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:15:23 AM No.213099055
>>213099020
yeah that sure sounds better than the movie yup

comicbookfags are delulu
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:17:15 AM No.213099095
So is Franklin now the most powerful being in the MCU? Hes just a baby now but teenage and adult Franklin will be able to bend the universe to his will.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:17:48 AM No.213099108
>>213097093
Pretty much all Marvel's first, second, and third picks for this movie refused to sign on.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:18:57 AM No.213099137
>>213097196
AIDS
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:20:07 AM No.213099160
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>>213097353
>standing to the side clutching a baby and looking frightened and helpless while women do all the work
I'm not sure you can get any less subtle than this
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:20:16 AM No.213099165
>>213099095
They'll nerf him like they nerfed Thanos with the Infinity Gems.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:21:03 AM No.213099185
Screenshot 2025-07-26 at 12.20.44 AM
Screenshot 2025-07-26 at 12.20.44 AM
md5: 007dfb171b8957e535f7c12c62c16e56🔍
>>213097353
Looks like a bald dude lying atop a mop.
Replies: >>213099228 >>213099648 >>213103682 >>213106513
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:23:19 AM No.213099228
>>213099185
kek i laughed
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:23:23 AM No.213099231
knockout
knockout
md5: 05407a1114817168485ceee7c9ff1e01🔍
>>213099160
Cant wait for Ironheart, Sue Storm and Captain Marvel to take turns kicking RDJ Doom in the balls
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:24:56 AM No.213099260
>>213097250
What the fuck does Galactus want a god-baby for? Galactus eats planets. I fucking hate Disney.
Replies: >>213099313 >>213099332 >>213099446 >>213099832
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:24:57 AM No.213099262
krypto-the-super-dog-will-appear-in-superman-legacy-v0-kpHMNcM46cmuCqWNYsw3Y7f11r535xMvm81iGs38zt4
>>213098734
Apologize NOW. The CGI dog looks infinitely better than the CGI baby.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:25:37 AM No.213099279
>>213098472
The Fantastic Four aren't traditional super heroes, despite being Marvel's first. They didn't usually beat up bank robbers using their super powers, they went on science adventures and saw incredible things. Lee and Kirby wrote the Galactus story as "What if the Fantastic Four meet God?" and they didn't "defeat" him, they ultimately stole an ultimate weapon from his ship and used it to bargain with him to leave Earth alone.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:26:35 AM No.213099313
>>213099260
To transfer his eternal hunger to Franklin.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:27:07 AM No.213099326
OIP-2709359321
OIP-2709359321
md5: b2b82929221107712666a8aa45c38b84🔍
>>213099055
>the comic being shit excuses the movie being shit
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:27:20 AM No.213099332
>>213099260
Probably wants to eat the baby. idk, I didn't watch the movie
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:28:08 AM No.213099355
>>213098322
Self-sacrifice is the most heroic thing a hero can do. Disney pulled the same shit with Finn in Star Wars (not that I give a shit about Finn, but it's the principle that matters)
Replies: >>213099421
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:29:06 AM No.213099382
>>213097353
She felt guilt from the people from her own planet and the voices she already led to death
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:30:51 AM No.213099421
>>213099355
Yeah, when the character earns it.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:31:04 AM No.213099430
>>213097353
This shit looks like it was made for Syfy channel
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:31:33 AM No.213099446
>>213099260
he wants the godbaby to replace him as the planet eater so he doesn't have to do it anymore
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:32:32 AM No.213099472
Did Doom not appear in the movie
Replies: >>213099494 >>213099512
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:33:45 AM No.213099494
>>213099472
He was in the end credits. Showed him flying away blowing on a horn when told not to.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:34:33 AM No.213099512
>>213099472
2 second cameo at the end where you don't see his face only his back as he steals Franklin
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:35:58 AM No.213099540
>>213097298
I don't understand why they were so certain he would be without his ship. Didn't they show him picking up shalla bal in his ship earlier? Why wouldn't he have his ship when he went to earth? How did he even get to earth without his ship? This movie was written by retards.
Replies: >>213099577 >>213104819
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:37:35 AM No.213099574
This movie was pretty disappointing.

It sets up the Trolley Problem, has the earth-protectors versus stressed "new parents" angle, and then just blows every single fucking dialogue and dramatic scene saying and doing nothing. Lyonne and the Fat Mole Guy show up and don't do anything.

there's an ok movie deep under there somewhere in cut scenes.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:37:41 AM No.213099577
>>213099540
Yes
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:40:49 AM No.213099648
>>213099185
She should have played Lex Luthor
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:48:42 AM No.213099832
>>213099260
Franklin Richard is Galactus' best friend in the comics, and the being destined to become the World Eater of the next universe once the Marvel Universe dies out.
Replies: >>213099929
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:53:39 AM No.213099929
>>213099832
The more lore dispensed about this crap, the more idiotic it sounds.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:57:27 AM No.213100008
>>213097250
>>213097353
Very good CGI saar.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:57:58 AM No.213100022
>Galactus has auto targetting baby-vision
>plan proceeds to swap baby crib with empty crib
>doesn't step on bear trap like some cartoon shit
>moves towards baby,, which is within visible range of galactus
is this JJ Abrams tier writing
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:01:51 AM No.213100092
Came home to unleash load I was holding back looking at pregnant Vanessa Kirby. The perfect female form on display was just perfection
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:04:59 AM No.213100168
>>213096560 (OP)
Please tell me "If you call my name" by Madonna was playing
Replies: >>213100184
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:05:38 AM No.213100184
>>213100168
Yes it was, in fact.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:07:27 AM No.213100216
>>213097250
>>213097353
holy fuck this movie looks like complete shit how the fuck did they manage to make the CGI look worse than movies from two decades ago
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:09:24 AM No.213100249
>>213097353
This is bad.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:09:58 AM No.213100258
>>213097353
>>213097250
she shoots damaging invisible beams or some shit?
goddamn, this is fucking garbage. i can't believe people actually pay to watch this dogshit. makes me cringe to be a fellow human
Replies: >>213100450 >>213103399
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:10:01 AM No.213100260
>>213098246
Like Sin in Final Fantasy X
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:11:23 AM No.213100287
>>213097353
>character dies from being exhausted using fake CG force powers
>character trying to kill themself gets stopped by other character who wants to kill themself even more
Disney loves doing these lately, Star Wars sequels, Avengers Infinity War Endgame.
Replies: >>213100450
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:13:38 AM No.213100334
>>213097975
>paying RDJ the GDP of a small country

Unironically what does RDJ do with all this Disney money? Like whats the actual point
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:16:01 AM No.213100387
>>213097353
You guys watch this stuff lmao
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:19:15 AM No.213100450
>>213100258
Forcefield
>>213100287
>Lately
anon... The Last Jedi was 8 years ago, and Endgame was 6.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:21:17 AM No.213100494
>>213098228
>they went with this ending instead

Test audiences dont know shit fuck that shit galactus should have ate earth while F4 get portaled to Earth 616 to "save them" im so mad
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:25:28 AM No.213100581
>>213097196
They teleport him to hell.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:33:01 AM No.213100719
>>213097441
That's the next movie. Your grandchildren will be asking the same thing when they watch the umpteenth repeat of this mindless slop.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:35:57 AM No.213100779
1737413586784840
1737413586784840
md5: 6de7056dac34e7c94e6be4634d495660🔍
>>213097250
what the fuck is with the CGI. Iron Man came out 20 years ago.
Replies: >>213105958 >>213106844
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:38:32 AM No.213100833
fantastic-four_-first-steps-set-video-reveals-vanessa-kirby-s-sue-storm-holding-a-baby[1]
she walled hard, man
Replies: >>213101292 >>213102082
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:40:49 AM No.213100875
>>213097353
That is so retarded it makes me want to die
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:49:03 AM No.213101002
>>213097250
So Galactus is just a giant fucking ogre here? No technology no power cosmic?
Replies: >>213101102
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:51:46 AM No.213101059
>>213096560 (OP)
she has cosmic powers, she got them from cosmic rays.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:54:43 AM No.213101102
>>213101002
yes lmao. he's literally just a big guy(4u)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:56:01 AM No.213101126
The Doom in the post credits is a Doom Bot.
Doom will kill Thor with Stormbreaker.
Franklin will take the role of the Molecule Man for Doom.
Doom's face will look normal, but in reality he's using a tech skin that makes his face appear normal, while without it it's horribly disfigured.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:02:13 AM No.213101231
>>213096560 (OP)
***spoilers spoilers***
all she did was push him into a portal.
he would have annihilated her and all of them, if he had taken them seriously instead of thinking of them as insects.
Replies: >>213102175
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:05:39 AM No.213101292
>>213100833
Walled and bogged in the same timeframe. So sad.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:25:48 AM No.213101614
>>213096560 (OP)
I'm so tired of retards posting this.

If pushing galactus is defeating him, yeah, sure. All she fucking did was push him to a spot.

Oh yeah, she also fucking died doing it.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:28:12 AM No.213101658
>>213097196
okay... but cant galactus just open up another portal???
Replies: >>213103460
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:42:13 AM No.213101840
>>213096560 (OP)
That's every superhero movie where at least one character has an ability that should counter everything.
>>213097179
This is entirely within Sue's range of feats in the comics. She's been the most powerful team member for decades, if not the entire life of the team, and does total bullshit like this regularly. Comics Sue could probably do this while juggling.
Replies: >>213101861
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:44:12 AM No.213101861
suegalactus
suegalactus
md5: 29d70d148e8cd56d8150b4173903d998🔍
>>213101840
yeah, totally.
Replies: >>213101912
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:49:05 AM No.213101912
>>213101861
you should probably clarify whether you agree or are trying to use this page as some kind of rebuttal. of the decades of comics that followed it.
Replies: >>213101946
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:51:49 AM No.213101946
>>213101912
why would one use the decade of comic powerscaling that followed versus her first encounter with galactus that the movie is portraying?
Replies: >>213102006
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:56:07 AM No.213102006
>>213101946
because comics power levels just overwrite whatever was said before unless there's an explicit in-universe reason for the change. otherwise you have to justify every fight outcome. also this isn't even a real refutation, it's a different premise.
regardless, anyone trying to argue sue's power set wouldn't let her move galactus is a fucking retard who never read a comic.
Replies: >>213102217
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:01:32 AM No.213102082
>>213100833
yes, it's like she's aged 15 years in just a couple

being a starlet is hard
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:10:41 AM No.213102175
>>213101231
sure bro, I get pushed around by insects and ants all day too. If only I had taken that one ant seriously :(((
Replies: >>213102246
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:14:09 AM No.213102217
>>213102006
>a fucking retard who never read a comic.
lol but it's reading a comic that makes you a retard, not the other way around
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:16:39 AM No.213102246
>>213102175
venomous spiders could kill, wasps can fuck people up and if enough sting, they can kill.
Replies: >>213102274
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:19:28 AM No.213102274
>>213102246
yes but this was pushing. Galactus can't outpush an ant?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:32:24 AM No.213102459
>>213097353
Wow the cgi in the shot where silver surfer hits johnny out f the way and takes over is bad, the tracking doesn't even look like it's matching with her movements during that part. Looks like a really low budget PS3 game.

Not that the rest of it's much better, but that segment looks like a low budget PS3 game while the rest looks like a low budget PS4 game. All around embarrassing for a multi-hundo million dollar production.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:42:53 AM No.213102605
>>213097353
This is early 2000s console-tier QT unskippable vidya cutscene quality. I was expecting the GUI to appear at the end of the clip.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:43:03 AM No.213102609
>>213097353
We're a fallen civivilization
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:54:39 AM No.213102769
I don't know why this movie is receiving such high ratings, it was probably the most boring marvel movie I've ever watched. The only good part was the silver surfer chase sequence.
Replies: >>213103432
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:44:37 AM No.213103399
>>213100258
rainbows
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:47:43 AM No.213103427
>>213097250
The future of cinema is a bogged lady waving her hands on a green screen.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:47:45 AM No.213103429
>>213097250
>>Johnny Storm flies forward and is going to sacrifice himself to push Galactus through, but at the last moment Silver Surfer knocks Johnny out of the way and does it herself. Surfer and Galactus are lost.
I find it funny how into her he was for 99% of the movie...only for him not to give a fuck about her dying.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:48:09 AM No.213103432
>>213102769
Nerdrotic and The Critical Drinker got massive pay cheques from Disney
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:50:19 AM No.213103451
franklin-richards-as-galactus
franklin-richards-as-galactus
md5: 60a4cd1805e1c06cd5fd06ef99394ea3🔍
>>213097728
you know whats funny.

Im a partial comic fag, and in the whole gay ass comic universe, that baby is actually capable of doing just that, even as a baby.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:51:00 AM No.213103460
>>213101658
Galactus doesn't open portals. He flies around in his spaceship which is now stuck in their solar system so wherever he is, he can't escape without a new spaceship.

Also I think a maybe a minor plothole is that the thing that enabled their FTL travel got destroyed so even though they used the blackhole to slingshot themselves back to Earth wouldn't that still take a lot longer than if they had the FTL thing?
Replies: >>213103474
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:51:14 AM No.213103462
>>213097353
The backgrounds look noticeably green screen-y. Possibly even worse than AotC.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:51:51 AM No.213103470
>>213097093
She had the same botox’d facial expression for the entirety of the movie
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:52:15 AM No.213103474
>>213103460
Their FTL ship appendage never got destroyed?
Replies: >>213103518
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:52:41 AM No.213103477
weet itk
weet itk
md5: d6886bebe660469ac715fde55927fb17🔍
>>213097353
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:55:40 AM No.213103518
>>213103474
Yes it did. They sacrificed it to trick Silver Surfer into getting stuck in the black hole.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:00:34 AM No.213103571
>>213097250
I laughed out loud when Galactus slid out of his chair and just kinda splashed into the ocean and started walking around NYC on two legs, I don’t know why I wasn’t expecting that. I assumed he was much more massive and he’d remain on his giant space throne and he’d just “suck up” the earth from space or something
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:00:43 AM No.213103573
>>213097093
why do they do it bros, it looks fucking awful
she was cute before, now it's just another bog-hag
just like ayynia taylor joy, this one specially hurts
Replies: >>213103618
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:01:32 AM No.213103582
1753363578639844
1753363578639844
md5: 9990eb7d33ce7b6ee2f988c0c6c9fe4b🔍
>when you taste the mico plastics
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:04:58 AM No.213103618
IMG_1978
IMG_1978
md5: a90961bbf0f59b5d55d367e4ba62fdb9🔍
>>213103573
Hollywood Jews convincing women that their faces are “fat” so they willingly pay thousands of dollars to butcher themselves. Never forget what we lost
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:06:50 AM No.213103633
I can't believe im saying this but...

SUPERMAN WON.
Replies: >>213103657 >>213103662
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:09:12 AM No.213103657
>>213103633
Nah.
Replies: >>213103682
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:10:08 AM No.213103662
>>213103633
DC bros.. we finally beat Marvel..
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:10:31 AM No.213103666
>>213096560 (OP)
>THE RAINBOW POWAH OF LOVE!!!
What is this Sailor moon bullshit?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:11:37 AM No.213103682
>>213103657
Nigga are you even watching this shit? >>213097250
>>213097353
>>213099185
At least Superman had some nice retarded DBZ action to enjoy, Nathan Fillion and Pretty ladies to look at, it even had booba, a rare sight in superhero movies these days.

Superman, undoubtedly, WON.
Replies: >>213103752
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:11:54 AM No.213103690
file
file
md5: 689c672c97b719da93cea4e829d861b7🔍
>>213096560 (OP)
He had to become the town rapist for Sue to reach full power.
Replies: >>213103739
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:16:34 AM No.213103739
>>213103690
Kek
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:17:23 AM No.213103751
>>213097402
Women, amirite?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:17:36 AM No.213103752
>>213103682
Superman wins because it actually cast Luthor not as some memestunt cast like RDJ and had him be Superman's antagonist, and then didn't kill him off at the end of the movie so he can come back as a recurring nemesis.

Meanwhile, the F4's antagonist, Doom, isn't even in the movie, but for a brief cameo in post-credits, and will be introduced in Avengers slop with no actual relationship to Reed Richards that we see develop.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:22:42 AM No.213103800
>>213096560 (OP)
>>213097250
>>213097353
>”Feminism isn’t about hating men, it’s about empowering women!”
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:22:47 AM No.213103801
>>213096999
>Revive me, my invincible son
Replies: >>213106353
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:28:38 AM No.213103875
punkrocker
punkrocker
md5: f99c0343017570563e4c21d6483c5789🔍
>>213097353
>>213097250
>*actually wins despite all the odds*
Marvel really threw this easy win away lmfao. Literally how hard can it be to make a movie about the greatest marvel comic run of all time that they fucked it up for the 4th time in a row
Replies: >>213103952
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:32:37 AM No.213103925
1739614426387631
1739614426387631
md5: 26600e0f5168291d651b3b779f974700🔍
>>213096999
Bravo,Feige.Now make 20 more just like it!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:35:06 AM No.213103952
>>213103875
Gunnbros…. Did we win???
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:38:16 AM No.213103993
>>213096560 (OP)
This fucking movie was so bizarre. Literally every character was miscast and the entire thing felt like one long montage/trailer. Inside Galactus ship and the Silver Surfer chase after was the only good part.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:38:29 AM No.213103997
>>213097250
Why is Galactus the equivalent of an retarded Kaiju here? Stomping around like a goofball and shit
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:38:40 AM No.213103999
ben grimm pitt
ben grimm pitt
md5: 08ab7272196dc50541e44d1b1f666276🔍
How is he in the movie??

Does he actually get to see IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME in a badass moment or is it undercut by some meme "haha isnt it stupid he says that" subversion or
Replies: >>213104010 >>213104065 >>213104074 >>213104129
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:39:37 AM No.213104010
>>213103999
It’s the worst fucking thing.

He finally says and you just can’t bring yourself to care at all
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:45:06 AM No.213104065
>>213103999
>or is it undercut by some meme "haha isnt it stupid he says that"
This happens at the very end as Johnny throws him into Galactus ala Vision canonballing into Ant Man in Civil War
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:46:05 AM No.213104074
>>213103999
you already answered your own question, unless you're part of the VIRAL MARKETING THREADS
>VIRAL MARKETING THREAD
this is a VIRAL MARKETING THREAD
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:50:42 AM No.213104119
>>213097599
yes hes a bitch retarded character literally top 3 only below the living tribunal and literal God
Replies: >>213105939
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:51:39 AM No.213104129
13
13
md5: e80ef0db449e191e83afcadfba39a04b🔍
>>213103999
Ridiculously underutilized.
Ben doesn't get anything of badass clobberin' in either.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:58:02 AM No.213104211
>>213097353
>>213097250
this has some of the worst cgi i have seen
like it actually hurts to look at
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:59:31 AM No.213104229
>>213098228
is that from the leak where the f4 were just con artists? would've made a much more entertaining story
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:05:33 PM No.213104279
>>213097599
It's not a problem with good writing. Fantastic Four comics have had several great runs and storylines with Franklin existing. Sometimes he is the problem and it's a "STOP MY OMNIPOTENT SON" storyline, other times Franklin just depowers himself so he can be a normal kid, other times he's having a side story where him and his sister are sneaking off and having an adventure while the FF are fighting for their lives. At the end of the day it just needs good writing which MCU doesn't have. The stakes in most FF stories aren't even the team dying, but a sci-fi problem they're trying to solve. You're right that Franklin is an instafix for "2 groups of people run at each other like retards and fight to the death" storylines, but the FF comics don't really do that, sadly it's all the MCU has.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:12:32 PM No.213104364
1679089135950025
1679089135950025
md5: 5419cb7c57d815bbbb1736a1e464debd🔍
>>213096560 (OP)
>Manhandles Galactus.
>Manhandles the she surfer while in labor.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:13:48 PM No.213104372
>>213096560 (OP)
>Galactus
he was made out of milk
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:22:35 PM No.213104477
why are you virgins upset at this movie again? it's just a silly superhero flick
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:48:23 PM No.213104813
1737419429481850
1737419429481850
md5: 4064f73a4cb3b6d451b4f000f6905d65🔍
>>213097353
compare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwNLuSzZLZg
Replies: >>213105898
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:49:06 PM No.213104819
>>213099540
He doesn’t want to kill the baby, so he needed arrive without his planet destroying ship. Silver bitch fucked off somewhere. It was retarded his powers amounted to slapping shit, lasers, and psionic menstrual cramps. Galactus has always looked like a giant chud meme to me.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:03:30 PM No.213104975
how can this keep happening literally every single time for the last 15 years
Replies: >>213105463
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:22:03 PM No.213105207
>>213097353
Adults watch this.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:40:07 PM No.213105463
>>213104975
The inability to let go can be a hell of a drug
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:43:22 PM No.213105516
>>213097250
He's a big guy.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:05:05 PM No.213105849
>>213097353
the absolute state of western media
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:05:48 PM No.213105857
>>213097250
I thought Galactus is supposed to be bigger than the earth, like the earth is only the size of his head or something
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:08:59 PM No.213105898
>>213104813
Looks better
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:11:59 PM No.213105939
>>213104119
and he's that strong because....sue or reed is a descendant of some ancient god or something?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:13:10 PM No.213105958
>>213100779
jeets are cheap
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:16:54 PM No.213106016
>>213097210
kek
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:25:17 PM No.213106121
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>>213097353
Add it to the "women screaming powers" compilation.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:31:46 PM No.213106213
>>213097250
Man what a load of dog shit. Fuck this movie I knew she was gonna solo galactus, of course cucked kikewood will show women are the best in everything
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:40:01 PM No.213106353
>>213096999
>>213103801
>OH, MY RUBBER SON!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:48:38 PM No.213106451
>>213097353
>shows hand on fire in wide shot
>zooms in on hand not on fire
>watch works fine
>shows hand on fire in wide shot again
Holy shit, Roger Corman had better continuity.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:53:44 PM No.213106513
>>213099185
lmao
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:56:25 PM No.213106553
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>>213096999
You know why...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:59:17 PM No.213106588
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>>213097441
>Can’t Galatius just return?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:01:44 PM No.213106629
>>213099108
Because they read the script...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:01:53 PM No.213106632
>>213097250
So Sue DOES solo Galactus. So The Critical Drinker lied in his review? Fuck that scotish cunt.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:09:00 PM No.213106751
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>>213097250
This literally feels like that pitch meeting guy
>"Sue is going to struggle against galactus"
>"Well that makes sense, he's this massive giant with super powers. It's going to be really hard to stop this world ending, planet eating threat"
>"Actually it's going to be really easy, barely an inconvenience"
>"Oh really?"
>"Yeah she just forces him into the teleportor"
>"I thought she was just struggling to overcome him?"
>"Yeah but now she's going to try really hard and it just works"
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:10:01 PM No.213106764
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>>213097353
>has the man saving the baby and the woman defeating the big bad
>somehow it's even more retarded and feminist than I could have imagined
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:14:29 PM No.213106823
>>213097093
> who physically can't close their lips anymore
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:15:37 PM No.213106844
>>213100779
They fired all the white guys and outsourced it to Pajeets and women. I am 100% serious
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:15:48 PM No.213106847
How does he eat planets? He doesn't look like a big enough guy
Replies: >>213106882
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:17:32 PM No.213106876
>>213097250
>dbz beam struggles but gay as fuck
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:18:04 PM No.213106882
>>213106847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xuLQYUmH3E