Thread 213096790

She is so sexy why won’t hollywood cast her already?

>>213096790 (OP)

They did, several times. Two of those films were utter bombs.

>>213096802
Shouldn't she have eight tits instead of two?

>>213096790 (OP)
unsexy stick
we want megan thee stallion

>>213096880
Megan is ugly and black compared to the beautiful aryan swift.

>>213096790 (OP)
She's fat and old

Never seen the appeal. She's really plain.
I understand why women would be drawn to that, but men?
Is popularity an aphrodisiac for smooth brained men? Is it the female equivalent of power?
>>213096934
>>she
Genuinely wouldn't be surprised. She doesn't strike me as feminine at all.

>>213096790 (OP)
Looks like a tranny

>>213096967
Man in hat = me

TSwift = jannies

>>213096790 (OP)
Looks too generic and can't act.
Plus all her movies were flops.

>>213096790 (OP)

She was supposed to write and direct her own feature film. I dont know what happened with that.

>>213096790 (OP)
No shes not, total twig and her personality is essentially queen of twatts.

>>213097081
If even a Chad like travis kelce is banging taylor swifts sweet kitty than you know that TayTay has the sweetest kitty of them all.

>>213096858
I see zero?

>>213097228
>travis kelce
Google: "American american football tight end"

>>213097228
He is definitely riding her for her fame. I’m seeing his ugly mug on fucking cereal boxes. Who tf does that? Gets famous for dating a pop star and starts hosting shitty tv shows and showing up on food packages.

>>213097373
he's been the best TE for nearly a decade
all this other shit is manufactured by the jewish agents that control them

>>213097708
The best what?

>>213096802
>>213096790 (OP)
David O Russel curse
same thing with JLaw and Amy Adams

>>213097730
american website
american planet
learn our sports or fuck off

Does "chad" mean something else in America?

>>213096790 (OP)
That's a man

>>213097763
Go on. I just want to hear you say it.
Go on.

there are zoomers itt who prefer zendaya

>>213097708
Bruh. Nobody gives a fuck about TE unless they're playing Fantasy. You're only renown if you're a QB, WR or RB. Everyone else doesn't matter.

>>213096790 (OP)
Probably the sexiest woman alive

>>213096790 (OP)
she's box office poison

>>213097197
Imagine getting to touch her goddess face

>>213097913
You're gay

>>213097822
>Bruh. Nobody gives a fuck about TE unless they're playing Fantasy. You're only renown if you're a QB, WR or RB. Everyone else doesn't matter.
For the none Americans, that's
Tight End
Queer Boy
Wrecked Rectum
and Roisted Bottom.

>>213096790 (OP)
thats a man

>>213097822
Not even RB anymore. Your average American wouldn't know Saquon or D Henry walking down the street.

>>213097953
>>American football.
>>It's football, but gayer.
Every time.

>>213096967
LMAO what is this from

people need to stop shilling this white trash whore

>I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
>It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
>Sometimes, I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
>And I'm a monster on the hill
>Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city
>Pierced through the heart, but never killed

>>213098062
Fucking hell! The Amerinonce meme is real?

>>213098130
what

>>213098226
>Sometimes, I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
>And I'm a monster on the hill
Even your Staceys are at it?

>>213098055
She's fucking hot

>Weeee
>are never ever ever
>getting back together

Terrace House bros? We have to go back

>>213098270
>t. dropped a t.

>>213098055
scuttle back into your mud hut ranjit

>>213098020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiaOEtOUnrk
movie called amsterdam

>>213098264
>>Even your Staceys are at it?
The next lines are
>>Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism
>>Like some kind of congressman? (Tale as old as time)
Clear reference to pedophile American presidents. She's not saying she is a pedophile herself.
She's talking about her being a big name ageing pop star up on the hill, and comparing herself with the up and coming younger girls who will eventually take her place.

>>213097985
>Saquon
I feel like being on the cover of Madden still grants you some recognition

>>213096790 (OP)
>whites find this attractive
No wonder you’re going extinct

>>213098550
Holy fuck. Taylor Swift is based?

>>213097051
>He decided he wanted to try being gay(bi). She said eff that and left him

That's not how I remember it. The real reason is that they both decided to be in an open relationship, only she was getting all the sex and he wasn't and he broke it off and divorced her. That's why he's called "King Cuck".

>>213098626
I wouldn't go that far.

>>213096858
Apparently there's a version of Cats where they had CG buttholes. I demand the #ButtholeCutt

Anyone else got a boner rn?

>>213096790 (OP)
Apparently she only does anal because she doesn’t want to get pregnant and that’s why all her boyfriends have to sign NDAs when dating her so the general public never finds out

>>213098374
only when you go back to your fucking sand hut ahmed

>>213096967
Fucking kek, would be funnier if she was thrown under a bus

>>213098840
you have to be 18 to post here.

>>213098898
every celebrity would make everybody in a close relationship with them sign an NDA. It's not exclusive to her.

>>213099024
I would never sign an NDA. no matter how hard they would try to force me

>>213099057
No NDA. No end away.

>>213099057
then you would not be allowed to be in a close relationship with the celebrity and you get left out.

>>213099083
>>213099111
good...

brown thread

>>213099136
>good...
Come, come, Mr Shitskin. Surely it depends on the celebrity.
I'm sure we all ... have a price.

>>213099162
no. Will never sign it

>>213099138
maybe your color theme is changed? Check the settings.

>>213098380
Didn't know it was actually her in the movie. Always thought it was a look-a-like.

>>213099138
Does this >>213098055 sound like a brown man to you? Brown men love Taylor Swift.

>>213096790 (OP)
i remember when she wasn't fat

>>213096790 (OP)
She was sexy a decade ago

>>213097815
lol right? taylor swift is actually beautiful and unlike some other celebs she never needed to make overly sexual songs cause she is already hot

this nigga is posting ai slop from his iphone kek what a faggot

>>213097761
JLaw had two huge hits with O Russell in Silver Linings Playbook and American Hustle and only one lukewarm movie in Joy. Plus Jlaw got an Oscar at age 22 for Playbook, so why on earth would ORussell have 'cursed' her career?

>>213100748
It’s an old cracked iPad I never use with stuff from before the AI was gimped

>>213100748
AI is moving so fast. This is embarrassing stuff. It's like looking at old photographs from the seventies.
At least train a lora, my guy.

>>213100870
>before AI was gimped
AI is unchained, you gimp

ah yes varry sexxy images sarr

>>213100870
how about you just stop?

>>213096967

Dude, isn't she like a billionaire and they just kill her off like that?

>>213100905
I don’t see any celeb hardcore you dumb faggot

>>213100999
I'm not surprised. You'd have to focus for a second, learn a new trick and delay your gratification.
What you're doing is throwing your crusty old wank socks onto the pub table like it's a conversation starter.
Stop.