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Anonymous No.213097440 >>213097542 >>213097564 >>213097640 >>213097907 >>213098019 >>213098211 >>213098598 >>213099195 >>213099266 >>213100045 >>213100457 >>213100658 >>213102423 >>213103255 >>213103517 >>213106447 >>213106686 >>213107738 >>213108969 >>213111304
So..
Anonymous No.213097542
>>213097440 (OP)
WONGALD WUMP
Anonymous No.213097556 >>213097598
TWO SCOOPS
THREE SCOOPS
Anonymous No.213097564
>>213097440 (OP)
BLUMPFFFFFFFFF
Anonymous No.213097569 >>213097600 >>213097683 >>213097804 >>213099275 >>213100538 >>213103398 >>213103695 >>213103848 >>213104521 >>213106637 >>213107537 >>213108526 >>213110570 >>213111227 >>213111842 >>213112665
Anonymous No.213097598
>>213097556
0 LATE SHOW?
Anonymous No.213097600 >>213097636 >>213097787 >>213097844 >>213098011 >>213102998
>>213097569
>truth to power
Anonymous No.213097631 >>213098045 >>213098162 >>213098538 >>213106933
He was right about Donald chump and his cronies, a carton of eggs costs $20 now. Thereโ€™s literally no job market and I canโ€™t feed my two cats
Anonymous No.213097636 >>213097662
>>213097600
I hate those smiling cartoon syringesโ€™ faces so much its unreal
Anonymous No.213097640
>>213097440 (OP)

ZIMGOLD FRUMPF

https://youtu.be/URgiq25LGyk?si=F5ctCA4Saw7P5Rfz
Anonymous No.213097662
>>213097636
Same. They look like Dollar Store Rick and Morty characters
Anonymous No.213097679 >>213097717 >>213097945 >>213103406 >>213114390
Anonymous No.213097683
>>213097569
Tim should hire Colbert to relocate to Minnesota and do a local show
Anonymous No.213097717 >>213104895
>>213097679
I actually remember these
Anonymous No.213097784 >>213097811 >>213097813 >>213097836 >>213098090 >>213098163 >>213099336 >>213099815 >>213100044 >>213100203 >>213100221 >>213100640 >>213102330 >>213103439 >>213103685 >>213107553 >>213110240
remember CHUDS
Anonymous No.213097787 >>213097859 >>213098274
>>213097600
A literal fucking cult is what this is.
Anonymous No.213097804 >>213097874
>>213097569
>he always told truth to power
What universe is this old fuck living in? Colbert was the most shameless establishment shill on tv
Anonymous No.213097811 >>213102900 >>213106895
>>213097784
Anonymous No.213097813 >>213097837
>>213097784
How easy would it be for Trump to take him out?
Anonymous No.213097836 >>213101192
>>213097784
Did a BBC dent his head?
Anonymous No.213097837
>>213097813
It would be harder than locking up Hillary.
Anonymous No.213097844 >>213097892 >>213097914 >>213098013 >>213102558 >>213105114
>>213097600
My apartment building still has a REMAIN SIX FEET APART AT ALL TIMES sign in the laundry room

Crazy how fast that entire era got memory holed. Ask a normie about life in 2020-2022 and their face just blanks out. Lead paint stare.
Anonymous No.213097859 >>213097893 >>213098224
>>213097787
The irony. If you're MAGA you're in a cult too. Only independents are truly awake.
Anonymous No.213097867 >>213097942 >>213098146 >>213104915 >>213106706 >>213106943 >>213107770
Here's why its a good thing
Anonymous No.213097874 >>213106498
>>213097804
Itโ€™s like when liberals say crap like โ€œif I wanted an alternative opinion, Iโ€™d watch The View!โ€, fucking disgusting. They donโ€™t know what an alternative opinion is. Like when Colbert was taken aback by Stewartโ€™s opinion that Covid came from a lab. He is 100% on the bandwagon. Heโ€™s incapable of thinking for himself.
Anonymous No.213097892 >>213099025 >>213099343 >>213102958 >>213108874
>>213097844
Anonymous No.213097893
>>213097859
that's Independent to you
Anonymous No.213097907 >>213098093 >>213098236 >>213105397
>>213097440 (OP)
i guess you havent been paying attention to 4channel this week, this place likes this kind of HILARIOUS "nlumpf!! two scoops! two scoops!" comedy. didnt you see how much they loved the nu South Park? time to apolgize to Colbert and Kimmel for all the years of ribbing them now that we all love this kind of comedy! APOLOGIZE NOW, CHUDDIES!!!
Anonymous No.213097914
>>213097844
Because deep down they donโ€™t want to be remembered as part of the problem, probably.
Anonymous No.213097942 >>213098657
>>213097867
why she look like Butthead in a red wig?
Anonymous No.213097945 >>213098050 >>213099154 >>213102105 >>213106917 >>213106948 >>213107643 >>213108754
>>213097679
>6 bucks for a pint
Christ. Is Ben and Jerry's even that good? I can get really good local ice cream for 4 bucks for a half gallon.
Anonymous No.213098011
>>213097600
I had to bust out laughing when I saw this
Anonymous No.213098013 >>213105397
>>213097844
It's crazy how close we were to rolling out a nationwide vaxx passport system to access any services, receive medical care, go to the store. To all the chuds that protested and made life hell for the people trying to enforce vaxx rules, thank you.
Anonymous No.213098019 >>213098086 >>213098129 >>213110320
>>213097440 (OP)
Anonymous No.213098045
>>213097631
>Thereโ€™s literally no job market
Anonymous No.213098050
>>213097945
No it's mass-produced, preservative filled goyslop unironically. Local ice cream is probably healthier
Anonymous No.213098086 >>213098212
>>213098019
Gas was $8 in Northern California in summer 2022. No one remembers that either.
Anonymous No.213098090
>>213097784
>The gloves are off, the sleeves are rolled, the anus is clenched and soon all will know
Anonymous No.213098093 >>213098236 >>213098268
>>213097907
SEETHE MORE, RACIST BIGOT! 32 FELONIES, EPSTEIN LIST! NEED I SAY MORE??? IS IT TOO LATE TO BRING IN KAMALA???
Anonymous No.213098129
>>213098019
Anonymous No.213098140
Im going to miss the two scoops memes
Anonymous No.213098146 >>213099210
>>213097867
curse tooth-to-gum ratio
Anonymous No.213098162
>>213097631
He's telling the truth. I'm one of the cats
Anonymous No.213098163
>>213097784

ColbertAndErnie
Anonymous No.213098183
The median viewer of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert was 68 years old.
Anonymous No.213098211 >>213098241 >>213098306
>>213097440 (OP)
Ain't he cancelled basically because the show losing money?
Anonymous No.213098212
>>213098086

try to find this post now. they yanked it
Anonymous No.213098224
>>213097859

You can support some MAGAt things and not support others
Anonymous No.213098236
>>213097907
>>213098093
even if he was on the list, he wasn't, if he was it would have been leaked in 2020 or 2024, but even if he was, so what? still better than any position colbert and his friends have
Anonymous No.213098241 >>213110320
>>213098211
yes
Anonymous No.213098268
>>213098093
what felonies?
Anonymous No.213098274 >>213098323
>>213097787
do you know what a cult is?
Anonymous No.213098306 >>213098353
>>213098211
No he had the most successful show on television. The reason it got cancelled is that lil donnie the diaper shitting fascist (or as I like to call him AGENT KRASNOV because hes a KGB asset for Putin) was threatened by a wholly independent, powerful voice calling out his lies and being a roadblock to his nazi takeover of America so he silenced him
Anonymous No.213098323 >>213099687
>>213098274
Which jab did you take
Anonymous No.213098353
>>213098306
>had the most successful show on television.
this could actually be true and yet still mean jack shit because nobody watches television
Anonymous No.213098372 >>213098430
>the gloves are off
>im going to continue to make passive aggressive remakes at you
Anonymous No.213098402 >>213099233
Anonymous No.213098430
>>213098372
>the gloves are off
>so i am going to just continue repeating the lines my party handlers tell me to like i have been for the last 10 years
>take THAT drumpf!
Anonymous No.213098465 >>213098612 >>213098630 >>213110452
Since i'm a turd worlder, i want to ask honestly do all late night shows basically a political farce nowadays? And who's the least cringe from all late night shows host? so far i knew colbert and kimmel is the worst
Anonymous No.213098468 >>213098545 >>213098935 >>213106499
why are they always so angry?
Anonymous No.213098538
>>213097631
I can get 60 eggs for 14 dollars. Not that it matters. Neither Biden or Trump influence egg prices.
Anonymous No.213098545 >>213098581
>>213098468
the bap network told me this is my greatest ally
Anonymous No.213098581
>>213098545
Of course he is
Anonymous No.213098598
>>213097440 (OP)
>GRUNGLEBLUMPF!
Anonymous No.213098612 >>213098666
>>213098465
Literally no one under 65 watches these shows. Occasionally some clips will go viral but no one actually sits down and watches any variant of "Late Night with Irrelevant 00's Comedian"
Anonymous No.213098630
>>213098465
Yes, they're all garbage bought and paid for propaganda vehicles now, wholly controlled by the DNC.
And the least cringe is probably Jimmy Fallon solely because he's the only one that at least tries to pretend his show is still for entertainment and not preaching. The other ones don't even hide the fact that they're just propagandists now.
Anonymous No.213098657
>>213097942
That's what happens when Matthew Broderick's (AKA the Bane of Sinn Fein) cock rips your jaw off as he slams the hammer down to kill some irish and you're thrown through the windshield.
Anonymous No.213098666
>>213098612
and everyone over 65 just use them to fall asleep
Anonymous No.213098935
>>213098468
This was one of the most kino moments of the election
>You donโ€™t own America goy, we do
Anonymous No.213099025
>>213097892
>everyone
you mean useless middle class email jobs
all the people that make society function were forced to continue working despite the "pandemic" so cunts like her could get paid to dance in her apartment for a whole fucking year
Anonymous No.213099154
>>213097945
>Is Ben and Jerry's even that good?
It's good, not the best, and very overpriced. They enjoy a "premium" image in the marketplace which is undeserved.
Anonymous No.213099195
>>213097440 (OP)
BLOMPRF THIS IS NOT OVER!!!
Anonymous No.213099210
>>213098146
That actually means her gums are healthy especially for her age.
Anonymous No.213099216 >>213099331 >>213099333
>They made one mistake, they left me alive
Anonymous No.213099233 >>213099299 >>213104845
>>213098402
I've never seen this with audio

What's he saying
Anonymous No.213099249
Colbert just seems like the biggest cuck known to man unironically
Anonymous No.213099266
>>213097440 (OP)
His fucked up ear was brought to my attention recently and now it's all I can think about whenever I see him
Anonymous No.213099275
>>213097569
>pulled no punches
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Anonymous No.213099299
>>213099233
TWO SCOOOOOOOOOOOPS
Anonymous No.213099331 >>213099381 >>213100302
>>213099216
>le wacky face man
Admittedly he was good with facial expressions early in his career through the Colbert Report.

Now he just looks old, tired, weak, and pathetic. Washed up and desperately sticking to what worked in the past.
Anonymous No.213099333 >>213111223
>>213099216
...not after that 15th jab
Anonymous No.213099336 >>213099420
>>213097784
translation: Colbert is going to attempt to monkeybranch into podcasting before his late night grift dies
Anonymous No.213099343 >>213099460 >>213100605 >>213104439 >>213111543
>>213097892
Stupid fucking cunt. I lost a 300 k a year job and became a severe alcoholic
Anonymous No.213099381
>>213099331
that face and his mention of colbert report made me think he would bring back the old character. he was way funnier back then
Anonymous No.213099420
>>213099336
he should co host Michelle's podcast
Anonymous No.213099460 >>213099649
>>213099343
I quit drinking and got my life on track
Anonymous No.213099649 >>213099792
>>213099460
Nice. My life was on track for the first time in my life and then covid happened lmao. Im just full of excuses though like every alcoholic
Anonymous No.213099687 >>213099755
>>213098323
subject... does not.... know... what a... cult .... is.
Anonymous No.213099734 >>213099770 >>213099803
He going to pull a Tucker and start a Twitter show?
Anonymous No.213099750
It will one day be the year 2050 and /tv/ will still be butthurt that this guy questioned the omniscience of the orange pedo retard king
Anonymous No.213099755 >>213099836
>>213099687
Nta but i looked up the definition(s) of cult and it seemed to fit so can you tell me what im missing? Im guessing you have a very specific definition of a cult and would disregard all the definitions given by Google amd only say that yours is right?
Anonymous No.213099770
>>213099734
he should bring back Colbert Report as a twitter show and it'd be hugely successful
Anonymous No.213099792 >>213099915
>>213099649
It's never too late anon. I was drinking a pint of vodka before noon every day.
Anonymous No.213099803 >>213099989
>>213099734
but will it be as kino?
Anonymous No.213099815
>>213097784
Mick Foley bit his ear half off
Anonymous No.213099836 >>213099882 >>213099884 >>213100675
>>213099755
>HOLLYWOOD IS LICHAERALLY A RELIGION
>COLBERT IS LICHERALLY A PREACHER
>THE VACCINE DANCERS ARE LICHERALLY HIS SUCCUBI

go back
Anonymous No.213099882
>>213099836
I say all those things and I look like that
Anonymous No.213099884 >>213099957
>>213099836
So how about you give your definition of a cult then so I can understand your perspective
Anonymous No.213099915 >>213100093
>>213099792
Im sober now. Drank myself to death nearly twice. 2nd time I woke up in hospital and saw my dad crying for the first time in my life so I stopped. The lesson ive learned is that life can always get worse. There is no such thing as rock bottom.
Anonymous No.213099957 >>213100040 >>213100675
>>213099884
>every single message i have sent has been bad faith
>but please engage with me for real for a second
Anonymous No.213099967 >>213100262
not a cult
Anonymous No.213099989 >>213100000
>>213099803
If only. That image is fake for the free exposure to the camwhore.
Anonymous No.213100000
>>213099989
I know, but it still cracks me up.
Anonymous No.213100040 >>213100270
>>213099957
Im.not the faggot that said the original comment dude. Either give your definition or stop replying
Anonymous No.213100042
Funny as a plane crash
Anonymous No.213100044 >>213100066
>>213097784
>The gloves are off
Doesn't sound very sanitary
Anonymous No.213100045 >>213100076
>>213097440 (OP)
No more USAID money! Watch the commie talking heads fall!

Eat shit, enemy collaborator.
Anonymous No.213100066
>>213100044
that's right. he's going in RAW
Anonymous No.213100076 >>213106837 >>213107195 >>213110558
>>213100045
Holy fuck a literal baby boomer is on /tv/. How many bumper stickers are on your car?
Anonymous No.213100093
>>213099915
Cheers man, glad you were able to turn it around
Anonymous No.213100203
>>213097784
He looks so gay it makes my skin crawl.
Anonymous No.213100221
>>213097784
>"I am desperately afraid."
Anonymous No.213100262
>>213099967
She even has a chain to signify that she is a slave to the confines of society.
Anonymous No.213100270 >>213100675 >>213114281
>>213100040
>how DARE someone calls me a faggot and doesnt elaborate
>PLEASE STOP REPLYING... IM SCARED
Anonymous No.213100302
>>213099331
It's weird, he never gave me the ick like he does now back in the 2000's. He was actually funny. If I were only familiar with the way he is now, I never would have thought that possible.
Anonymous No.213100395 >>213100493
But seriously. Why hasnโ€™t Trump released the Epstein files?
Anonymous No.213100457
>>213097440 (OP)
Lol USAID dried up huh Colbert?
Anonymous No.213100493 >>213102676
>>213100395
because he's in them you retard. epstein was a mossad agent tasked with getting blackmail material for every important american. every republican, every democrat, every ceo was fucking children on that island as mossad filmed them
the files will never be released because every single politician would kill themselves immediately
Anonymous No.213100538
>>213097569
Why are Dems such faggots? Do they even lift?
Anonymous No.213100605 >>213103473
>>213099343
You are weak and an unvirtuous person. The fact that you had a 300k/yr job in the first place also proves that you are a whore willing to bend the knee to the whim of academia and business for paltry short-term material gain.
Anonymous No.213100640
>>213097784
>"TRUMP IS A BIG POOPY FACE"
Anonymous No.213100658
>>213097440 (OP)
FRIGGLFLURMPFFFF
Anonymous No.213100675
>>213100270
>>213099957
>>213099836
>the retardation redditsirs will stoop to just to avoid answering a simple question
Anonymous No.213101192
>>213097836
kill yourself psyopped faggot homunculus
Anonymous No.213101845
Man that Colbert guy is real funny
>*applies for a reverse mortgage*
He isn't afraid to stand up to Trump
>*purchases several thousand dollars worth of gift cards*
Cancelling his show is censorship
>*sells the family farm to blackrock*
We need to resist fascism
>*gambles social security check at the casino*
Anonymous No.213102105
>>213097945
All marketing. You can find much better wherever you live, for cheaper or Ben and Jerry's price range.
Anonymous No.213102330
>>213097784
>Some of you are nice. Don't tune in to CBS tomorrow night.
Anonymous No.213102423
>>213097440 (OP)
GRONALD BRUMMMPF
Anonymous No.213102558
>>213097844
Eh. Here in Europe, they remember the lockdowns, they remember social distancing, they remember governments enforcing new rules every week without notice. But they never acknowledge that it was basically just a flu that caused all of it and that they were coerced into mass compliance by the state, because that would break the illusion that they live in a free and liberal society led by socially responsible representatives of democracy.
Anonymous No.213102676 >>213104460
>>213100493
Why not just lower the age of consent if they're all in on it anyway?
Anonymous No.213102900 >>213103417 >>213113832
>>213097811
I hate these open marxists so much.
Anonymous No.213102958 >>213103236 >>213106862
>>213097892
Leftists have literally zero concept of the scale of industry and logistics that exists to deliver their modern quality of life. They sincerely imagine that society can simply be restructured into a commune of coffee shops, libraries and community gardens where their iPhone is made by the local iPhone-making hobbyist.
Anonymous No.213102982
>I am not crazy! I know he swapped those scoops. I knew it was 32 flavors. One after Basskin Robins. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just โ€“ I just couldnโ€™t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the ice cream shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? Heโ€™s done worse. That soft serve! Are you telling me that a McDonald's ice cream machine just happens to break like that? No! He orchestrated it! Donny! He defecated in the rocky road! And I saved him! And I shouldnโ€™t have. I invited him onto my own show! What was I thinking? Heโ€™ll never change. Heโ€™ll never change! Ever since he was on the escalator, always the same! Couldnโ€™t keep his scoop out of the ice cream! But not our Donny! Couldnโ€™t be precious Donny! Scooping them blind! And HE gets to be a president? What a sick joke! I shouldโ€™ve stopped him when I had the chance! โ€ฆAnd you, you have to stop him! You-
Anonymous No.213102998 >>213106744
>>213097600
>2 more weeks
when are you retards giving it a fucking rest already? Literally billions of shots used, no worldwide vaccine genocide of any kind going on years later. You were dead wrong about the vaccine. Simply dead wrong, give it a fucking rest.
Anonymous No.213103081 >>213104474
Bros I got the jab so I could fuck a girl raw and I did it and I nutted in her pussy and had a pregnancy scare and it wasn't worth it. Now I'm gonna die in like 5 years pray for my soul
Anonymous No.213103203 >>213103220 >>213110681
This recent Colbert saga has really highlighted just how retarded boomer liberals are. Is this what most people in Muttland are like?
Anonymous No.213103220
>>213103203
>Is this what most people in Muttland are like?
No. We clearly have liberal fatigue, faggot fatigue and nigger fatigue and we did something about it, unlike 90% of the rest of the first world countries.
Anonymous No.213103236 >>213103336
>>213102958
This is true. On the other hand, right-wing populists sincerely believe that their modern quality of life can be supported by american jobs for american men being paid american wages, which is less farcical but nonetheless false.
Anonymous No.213103255
>>213097440 (OP)
he will win in the end
Anonymous No.213103336
>>213103236
I don't disagree, people who think America can go full autarky and somehow be even more wealthy and successful are also retarded.
Anonymous No.213103398
>>213097569
anyone who says "truth to power" invariably is the biggest eater of authority ass there is
Anonymous No.213103406
>>213097679
>smooth and creamy
Anonymous No.213103417
>>213102900
you can see how their crooked nose faces just scream their political views
Anonymous No.213103439
>>213097784
Anonymous No.213103473 >>213107242 >>213107541
>>213100605
Yeah but I bought a nice house outright with all the money i saved up and you still live at home with your parents though, you know what I mean man?
Anonymous No.213103517
>>213097440 (OP)
No more USAID money for you jew puppet
Anonymous No.213103545
>spend 10 years criticizing a specific politician/party including 4 years they were in charge
>tv show gets cancelled by network because of falling ratings, audience only consisting of irrelevant boomers and hemoraging money
>THEY ARE SILENCING LE EPIC HARD HITTING JOURNALISTS
I'm not even American or a Drumpf fanboy, but these people are so unbelievably disingenuous
and unlikable you can't help but wanting to see the Democrats and their media machine burn
Anonymous No.213103591
AYY LIL DONNY
Anonymous No.213103685 >>213103935
>>213097784
why did he keep the gloves on?
Anonymous No.213103695
>>213097569
Anonymous No.213103848
>>213097569
Rejected at the ballot box.
Anonymous No.213103935 >>213103983 >>213106381
>>213103685
Republicans can't comprehend that liberals are being nice to them by not talking about insane conspiracies, they literally just report on things trump does and it pisses them off. They report on the civil suit that shows drumpf is a rapist and they get mad about it Republicans are mad at reality, they feel privileged to not have to bear the truth, and they will attempt to hold Obama to some standard that they never held a single Republican to. roaches
Anonymous No.213103983
>>213103935
Why is this post layed out so badly? Are you underage?
Anonymous No.213104033
Stephen Colbert has that one joke which is also the same joke Kimmel is known for in addition to that fagot who had his band taken away from him as a cost cutting measure.
Anonymous No.213104046 >>213104455
thank god he was wrong about Trump and we live in the best possible timeline
Anonymous No.213104439 >>213104644
>>213099343
Skill issue
Anonymous No.213104455
>>213104046
Anonymous No.213104460 >>213104627
>>213102676
So they can still keep arresting and controlling regular people. Think, anon!
Anonymous No.213104474
>>213103081
Don't worry, it's safe and effective. Trump got the jab too, and he's still alive.
Anonymous No.213104521 >>213104865 >>213104934
>>213097569
Tim Walz would unironically have been less of a lying zogged kike than drumpf and vance
Anonymous No.213104627
>>213104460
>teen pussy is only good if the common people are denied access to it
I swear the american elite have been dumbstruck by some kind of subsaharan mind virus or something. Even Israel has an age of consent of 16, and they're supposed to be the experts on vertical socialism.
Anonymous No.213104644
>>213104439
Yeah its completely my fault. Im weak willed ;^)
Anonymous No.213104845
>>213099233
https://youtu.be/A-HUbdEAxo8?t=51
Anonymous No.213104865 >>213106399
>>213104521
Anonymous No.213104895
>>213097717
The Jimmy Fallon one is pretty damn good. The Stephen Colbert one isnโ€™t half bad either.

>t. icecream man
Anonymous No.213104915
>>213097867
this bitch looks like she ate the WALL wit dem wombat teeth
Anonymous No.213104934
>>213104521
Reminder he literally, not figuratively thought little boys needed tampons AND swallowed a horse.
Anonymous No.213105114 >>213105667 >>213107483 >>213110333
>>213097844
Remember when the normies were hoarding toilet paper?
Anonymous No.213105397
>>213097907
all of those threads followed the same starting format, samefagging OP is blatantly obvious. Media controlled faggots arenโ€™t all that bright, so you lot arenโ€™t exactly great at hiding your work. (Nobody watches South Park anymore, or makes threads about it for fucks sake.)
>>213098013
I think the years of vaxx propaganda was so apparent, that even some normies caught on. The media is a bought and paid for machine, and will sell you the lies the corporations that own the outlets want you to be programmed with. There are still absolute festering retards out there with a dingleberry for a brain hanging from the inside of their nearly vacant skulls that still donโ€™t understand the news media, entertainment media, and social media, are tools to be used AGAINST the population. There is no good vs. evil, itโ€™s stupid vs. idiot, and you are a puppet thatโ€™s made to bitch, bicker, and seethe at others in a forced tribalistic, political and philosophical disagreement that will keep you locked in, staring at each other until the end of time, rather than ever looking up at those responsible for all the problems. Get your shit fucking sorted ffs
Anonymous No.213105667
>>213105114
2 days worth of food but 30 days of toilet paper
Anonymous No.213106381
>>213103935
Do you remember when hashtags Me Too ended as a movement because Tara Reade was accusing Biden of rape, and had contemporary evidence of her Mom calling in to Larry King?
Anonymous No.213106399
>>213104865
lmao
Anonymous No.213106447
>>213097440 (OP)
So.......
>adjusts tie smiles into camera
So...did you hear about this?
>adjusts glasses smirks into camera
Get this....
>takes deep breath to deliver punch line
RONDALE GABLUMPF
>audience erupts in laughter, people are crying, on audience member starts masturbating in the aisle, foundation of the ed sullivan theatre begins to crack
Yeah, RONDALE ZABLUMPF ORANGE LITTLE HANDS, amirite?
Anonymous No.213106498
>>213097874
What IS this fabled alternative view?
Anonymous No.213106499
>>213098468
>John Lebowitz
Anonymous No.213106637 >>213106674
>>213097569
the truth btw
Anonymous No.213106674 >>213106703
>>213106637
>years later drumpfies are still seething about this joke
Colbert won
Anonymous No.213106686
>>213097440 (OP)
Lol you fags are such snowflakes.
Anonymous No.213106703
>>213106674
haha yeah great joke, thank you Pfizer buddies, we really taught capitalism a lesson
Anonymous No.213106706
>>213097867
oof maโ€™donn
Anonymous No.213106744 >>213106808 >>213111266
>>213102998
More people have died due to the shot than died from COVID. Itโ€™s just not reported on in the same way that the COVID deaths were over reported.
Anonymous No.213106808 >>213111266
>>213106744
No you don't understand media organizations that get sponsored by pharmaceutical companies would totally be interested exposing said companies and stopping the gravy train, Pfizer had never made a bad or harmful product, Moderna is not profit driven, any person of science that speaks out against this is a quack and will be rightfully blacklisted by the media and acadmic machines, science bless us all.
Anonymous No.213106837
>>213100076
shalom
Anonymous No.213106862
>>213102958
well said
Anonymous No.213106895
>>213097811
imagine how much money oliver is losing.
Anonymous No.213106915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URgiq25LGyk
Anonymous No.213106917
>>213097945
It was good like 20 years ago but it's pure slop now
Anonymous No.213106933
>>213097631
How come no one ever mentioned egg prices until Trump took office despite a dozen eggs being $6 for the past five years?
Anonymous No.213106943
>>213097867
He didnโ€™t get fired though, theyโ€™re just not renewing his contract
Anonymous No.213106948
>>213097945
Not really. It's always aimed for those wanting something "all natural" but there are much cheaper alternatives. They marketed themselves as premuim which is why most people buy normal ice cream and only Ben and Jerries when they are needing something more for company.
Anonymous No.213107195
>>213100076
The vast majority of people who watch Colbert are decrepit boomers themselves.
Anonymous No.213107242
>>213103473
yeah i'm sure only fans prostitutes can buy a lot with their cock sucking too, you tell that loser with morals!
Anonymous No.213107483
>>213105114
4chan helped recommend that for me and it turned out good because my local store was out of toilet paper for weeks after. Thanks anons.
Anonymous No.213107537
>>213097569
Funny how Kameltoe lost but keeps a fairly low profile while Tim Walz is still seething.
Anonymous No.213107541
>>213103473
is that why you became an alcoholic loser?
Anonymous No.213107553
>>213097784
he's gonna pull a Howard Beale
Anonymous No.213107643 >>213108784 >>213108852
>>213097945
No

Pic related is still the best
Anonymous No.213107698
Im sure hell find work as a VA
Anonymous No.213107738 >>213107766
>>213097440 (OP)
Trump is a pedo
Anonymous No.213107766
>>213107738
We know. Now go back to Discord.
Anonymous No.213107770
>>213097867
Those are dentures, aren't they?
Anonymous No.213108526
>>213097569
Tim Walz is so astroturfed, you can tell dems are grooming him for the next election because they need a "safe" white guy pick
Anonymous No.213108754
>>213097945
LIDL has far superior icecream, unironically
Anonymous No.213108784
>>213107643
Based Blue Bell liker
Anonymous No.213108852
>>213107643
This is the ice cream black people were opening up and licking in the store.
Anonymous No.213108874
>>213097892
>making bread ... and making art
try harvesting wheat or manufacturing a modern oven or even making a paintbrush out of a stick and hair
Anonymous No.213108969
>>213097440 (OP)
He always was a loser.
Anonymous No.213110240
>>213097784
Oh no he's gonna call Blumfp a jerk!
Anonymous No.213110320
>>213098019
>>213098241
forty million in losses is worth a clean conscious
Anonymous No.213110333
>>213105114
that wasn't "normies" that was boomers
Anonymous No.213110375 >>213113439 >>213113633
Ok, thatโ€™s it the gloves are off! You know, I've been trying to keep this civil, but screw that! Trump and his cronies have finally done it. They've managed to get my show canceled because of their petty, power-hungry bullshit. And you know what? I'm done playing nice!

This country is going to hell in a handbasket, and it's all because of that orange buffoon and his cult of morons. They've turned this nation into a freaking joke, and now they're coming for the few voices left that dare to speak the truth. Well, not on my watch!

Trump is a fucking idiot, a con artist, and a goddamn embarrassment to this country. He's surrounded himself with a bunch of yes-men and women who are too stupid to see that he's leading them straight into the fucking abyss. And now, because of him, my show is gone. Fuck that!

You know what else? Fuck you, Trump! Fuck you and your fucking base of brain-dead, flag-waving, gun-toting, Bible-thumping idiots! You're all a bunch of fucking sheep, blindly following that narcissistic, orange-faced, tiny-dicked fuckwit straight into oblivion.

This is America, for fuck's sake! The land of the free and the home of the brave, not the land of the stupid and the home of the fucking cowardly. But no, we've got to put up with this fucking circus because a bunch of ignorant, close-minded, red-hatted morons can't handle the truth.

So go ahead, Trump, you fucking piece of shit! Cancel my show, silence my voice, but know this: you might win the battle, but you'll never win the war. Because as long as there are people like me who aren't afraid to call a fucking spade a spade, you and your fucking regime will always be exposed for the fucking frauds that you are!

Fuck you, Trump! Fuck you and your fucking America!
Anonymous No.213110452
>>213098465
literally no one watches them
Anonymous No.213110558
>>213100076
no one under the age of 60 watched colbert
his show was exclusively for boomers
Anonymous No.213110570
>>213097569
>pulled no punches
>posts a picture of them together as buttbuddies
what did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.213110681
>>213103203
boomers are quite literally dropping like flies and dying off en masse
the us is getting much more conservative. liberal fatigue was getting really bad. the pendulum always swings the other way and that's what's happening
Anonymous No.213110832
CBS should just go ahead and cut him loose and hire Theo Von to sit in the theatre with no audience and take live calls from people from 11:30-12:30 each night. I'm not a huge Theo Von guy, but it would get not only a similar audience in respects to numbers to tune in, but a younger one.
Anonymous No.213111223
>>213099333
He didnโ€™t take it. Shekelberg at Big Pharma gives his loyal Shills the fake dose so they can keep shilling.
Anonymous No.213111227
>>213097569
On a scale of 1 to George Soros, how jewish is this image.
Anonymous No.213111266 >>213111368 >>213111425
>>213106808
>>213106744
>Millions of people have died from teh vax
>You just don't know any, for some reason
You were wrong, fuck off.
Anonymous No.213111304 >>213111455 >>213111579 >>213111707 >>213112157
>>213097440 (OP)
Why are rightwingers incapable of being funny? This whole thread is boring and lame. You make it every day and it's never been funny.
Anonymous No.213111368
>>213111266
The irony
Anonymous No.213111425
>>213111266
this nigga sounds boosted
Anonymous No.213111455 >>213111481 >>213111586
>>213111304
>Why are rightwingers incapable of being funny? This whole thread is boring and lame. You make it every day and it's never been funny.
Anonymous No.213111481
>>213111455
>Posts a basedjack and proves me right
You're not funny. you don't even make each other laugh.
Anonymous No.213111543
>>213099343
you wouldn't last a day in the real world if that was enough to send you over the edge
Anonymous No.213111579
>>213111304
>boring and lame
Just like Colbert which is why his show got canned lol.
Anonymous No.213111586
>>213111455
kek
Anonymous No.213111707 >>213111770 >>213111821 >>213111905 >>213112013
>>213111304
>Why are rightwingers incapable of being funny? This whole thread is boring and lame. You make it every day and it's never been funny.
Anonymous No.213111770 >>213112045
>>213111707
Isn't he a vegetable now?
Anonymous No.213111821 >>213111843
>>213111707
How is this funny though?
Anonymous No.213111842
>>213097569
Isn't Tim Walz the guy who chugs horse spunk like a magic the gathering player chugs code red mountain dew? Why would I listen to some dude who drink horse jizz.
Anonymous No.213111843 >>213111957
>>213111821
notice the literal child in the background.
Anonymous No.213111905 >>213112045
>>213111707
Only funny thing he ever did was being named "Christman" while being jewish.
Anonymous No.213111957 >>213112053 >>213113006
>>213111843
So it's funny because a child coincidentally also wore a red tshirt and black shorts? That doesn't seem like a barrel of laughs.
Anonymous No.213112013
>>213111707
His family are incredibly wealthy (like all leftists) which is how his podcast got famous
Anonymous No.213112045
>>213111770
he had a massive stroke. i think he's still wheel chair bound and isn't back to normal verbally. have no idea how permanent any of that is, but its been over a year, i think.

its pretty funny how chapo is a complete shell of itself without him

>>213111905
hes not jewish. hes, i think, german ethnicity from wisconsin. he got a stroke because of his fatass wisonsin german diet.
Anonymous No.213112053 >>213112352 >>213112556 >>213112869
>>213111957
Anonymous No.213112157 >>213112352
>>213111304
I think million dollar extreme/Sam Hyde is hilarious, since like 2016 though the right wing edgy humor has been pushed out of Hollywood. I think the pendulum is swinging the other way hard now which I don't like as well.
Anonymous No.213112168
GUNGA GINGA!
Anonymous No.213112201
Colbert went to the island.
Shouldn't be a surprise, just look at his demonic smile.
Anonymous No.213112352 >>213112432
>>213112157
>I think million dollar extreme/Sam Hyde is hilarious
In what way is he funny?

>>213112053
A guy getting fired on tuesday for pulling nutsack monday is absurdist humor. Your comic presents a funny thing, that I can explain where the humor lies. Which is something I've never seen rightoids be able to do. It's not really a valid comparison.
So again, when was a rightist ever funny?
Anonymous No.213112432 >>213112514
>>213112352
The creator of that comic is a rightoid.
Anonymous No.213112514 >>213112556
>>213112432
I didn't say it made me laugh. I said I could explain how it was meant to be funny, not that it succeeded.
Anonymous No.213112556
>>213112514
see
>>213112053
Anonymous No.213112627 >>213113439
he's gonna be insufferable next 10 months.
Anonymous No.213112665
>>213097569
Walz and I have a lot in common. For example, we both will never be president or vice president.
Anonymous No.213112869
>>213112053
But it is Saturday, not Monday or Tuesday
Anonymous No.213113006
>>213111957
Real life of the party this guy.
Anonymous No.213113439
>>213112627
Honestly he should just go all out like >>213110375
at least itโ€™d be funny
Anonymous No.213113633
>>213110375
Anonymous No.213113832
>>213102900
what do you have against marx lol he was an economics philosopher

give the book Capital a try. it will bore you to death. pages upon pages on which factors of production give products their value and the problems with each approach, discussed from a philosophical and mathematical stand point. it really isn't propaganda, it's more like a college book
Anonymous No.213114281
>>213100270
You're retarded.
Anonymous No.213114390
>>213097679
6 bucks for two scoops.