>a cosmic entity gets 1v1'd by Mary Sue Storm because she's a stronk mother

blue hair trannies wrote this script

>>213099983 (OP)
you lost chud.

I'm sure he had a good reason for getting a topographic map tattooed on his face.

>>213100010
shouldn't he be bigger if he eats planets?

>>213100035
lots of small bites

>>213100035
No.

>>213100057
he does he eat them? it would take forever

>>213100035
he doesn't properly eats them, he destroys them with a huge fucking machine that converts everything in lava and feeds his tubes

>>213100010
>>213099983 (OP)
What the fuck are even his powers? The only thing he did the entire movie was sit in a big ass chair and then walk around NYC for 10 minutes and play with Pedro's stretchy body.

>>213100082
Aw that's lame
he should've been huge, like Unicron huge

>>213100083
enough about the last porno you watched. this is a family friendly board

>>213099983 (OP)
>keeps telling everyone he is incredibly hungry
>constantly chilled out
why isnt he acting like a zombie if his hunger is so strong?

>>213100010
so unbelievably fucking gay, woke, and predictable
no real FF fan could ever stomach this abortion--everyone who watched it is a mindless NPC retard

>>213099983 (OP)
I just finished it and I liked it. Galactus was cool, I liked Doctor Doom hanging out with franky in the end credits.

I didnt think disney had this type of quality in them. The men weren't played like bumbling retards, mary sue was only like that because her kid was in danger, she wasnt just a bad ass unbeatable girlboss who talked down to those icky dumb men. They didnt make the robot a wisecrackin lip smacking black who race baits or whos overly racist.
I liked that the fantastic 4 didnt spend the whole movie being quippy and getting their ass kicked. I appreciated that they played it serious. I liked that it was family orientated, Reed and mary Sue weren't fighting a custody battle or being shitty to each other. No gays or trannys.

Breddy gub all and all. Im still worried about Doctor Doom and how they are going to portray him. I hope they keep this same type of style instead of making him a goof ball or brunt of a joke like Loki.

well i mean superhero movies are for low iq so you guys should fight this out. Waste your energy fighting it out.

And you still consoomed it. What a ficking loser lmao

>>213100316
I have AMC A list bitch so it was "free" lmao get rekt

>>213100247
>Waste your energy fighting it out.
I cant. it feels like I havent eaten in days, ive got no energy.

>>213100339
You spent time consooming capeshit when you could've been doing something meaningful instead. What a fucking loser lmao

>>213099983 (OP)
If Reed made a big fist and punched him into the teleporter himself you wouldn't make a thread

>>213100385
he can't fucking make a big fist, he's not fucking luffy retard

>>213100385
I would try erase the movie from my memory if that happened. Im really surprised they didnt do it, he could of been making shitty jokes or referencing current thing while he did it.
>Im going to be Putin out the trash!
>Take TRUMP with you when you GOoOO!! *Punch*
It seems like itd be right up disneys alley.

>>213100010
girl power!

>>213100010
kek this looks like shit
you redditors deserve your slop

>>213099983 (OP)
What does he eat?

>>213099983 (OP)
Were you expecting it to be good?

>>213100627
my wife's son told me it was great, so i had to see it for myself. I knew it was written by blue haired troons, but I had high hopes

>>213100404
he can make his fist into a big silly hammer. a larger fist doesn't seem out of the realm of possibility

>>213099983 (OP)
she's white so it's ok

>>213099983 (OP)
>>213100010
>its comic accur..ACK!

>>213100010
Gojira!!! It will kill us all!!

>>213100677
>skrull moves his hand at like a hundred billion miles per hour
>in order to grab a rock with which to shield himself
>instead of just obliterating mr fagtastic a hundred billion times over with the strength & speed the skrull clearly possesses

>>213100035
This. Just like his daughter.

why does he have a humanoid form? something like the brethren moons from ds3 would be more plausible.

>>213100535
>>213100237
keep coping. capekino is back.

>>213101188
The Silver Surfer chase is way cooler than anything in the finale

>>213100715
Comic books look so lame. No wonder manga has destroyed that industry

>>213101145
he looked like this but comic autists got mad he wasn't a big purple man

>>213101222
tbf that's from like the 60s, not that most modern comics are good

>>213099983 (OP)
Galactus has always been a budget Unicron.

>>213100535
too white for you?

>>213100010
>straight white cis male succumbs to woman spamming the gay pride flag on him
they're not even subtle anymore

>>213099983 (OP)
>1v1'd
Nigga she pushed him 5 feet. Then died.

>>213101145
He was originally an human-looking dude

>>213100010
Man, they did mah boi G dirty. Fuck that.

>>213100849
>dat comic

Oh fuck you.

>>213100010
The effect for her powers looks so goddamn ugly and stupid, it sucks

>>213101629
>5 feet
it's more like hundreds of feet, she pushes him flailing like a helpless retard down the entire block lmao

So, does Galactica have powers, or is he just a big guy for you? He seems like a lame villain.

>>213101829
He is, but he is really really big so redditors pretend like he is super cool!

>>213099983 (OP)
>had a kid and didn't abort it

the blue hairs are at least getting reined in somewhat.

I haven't seen it yet. Why is he only Godzilla size for the whole movie?

>>213101828
Yeah but he's gigantic, so it's like 5 feet relatively.

Sad that Marvel didn't even try to make the stretchy powers work. Should've embraced the goofy. If Netflix could somehow make it work with One Piece, they should at least try. Though, honestly, in terms of stretchy characters, Plastic Man is the superior character.

>>213101883
that doesn't make any sense. it's more impressive that she pushes a giant object hundreds of feet not less.

>>213100715
>violating me in every level of reality
h-hot

>>213101802
Can't win 'em all!

>>213101883
>relatively
so what?

>>213101883
ok. but it's not though.

>>213100010
incredibly gay

>>213101829
He has do anything magic god powers, which in practice means he jobs all the time

>>213101895
When did I say it wasn't impressive?

>>213101248
That panel is from the 90s

Why does this nigga tell people he's coming?

>>213101188
lmao what the fuck, he's barely any bigger than the Starfish nigga from Suicide Squad, and the CGI looks atrocious.

>>213101188
wtf is this CGI? legit look like old video games

>>213099983 (OP)
How do they botch Galactus twice now? He looked pretty cool in his ship when they went to confront him, but everything in New York was fucking atrocious. Horrible CGI, lumbering around like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and easily defeated by 1 woman.

>>213100849
>neuron activation

>>213100010
I mean for fucks sake she’s not a good actress what the fuck are those faces

>>213102454
>Why does this nigga tell people he's coming?
Hes a gentleman

>>213099983 (OP)
How was his voice? Did they indian edit it or anything lol

>>213100010
the cgi on galactus looks garbage, his scale is lame. they should have had him be taller than all the buildings.

also I'm fucking sick of "big thing moves slow".

>>213102454
he believes in consent

>>213099983 (OP)
Chuds on suicide watch.

>>213102619
He sounded fine, but they shouldn't have actually used Ralph Ineson's face because he looks too Bri'ish.

>>213099983 (OP)
I thought he would have cities in his clothing with humanoids driving around going to work in his ass or whatever but he's just somewhat large

>>213102619
it's just Ralph Ineson's voice which has some rural Bri'ish thing going on and is pretty jarring

>>213100083
If you had a real life Stretch Armstrong you would probably do the same thing. Not that ive actually watched the movie. It just sounds like fun.

>>213102619
If it's just Ralph Ineson, it's kino. I bet they did some stupid ass effects for it though.
Then again, they got Ultron and Thanos down pretty damn good.

>>213099983 (OP)
Both Galactus and Reed were nerfed hard in this movie.

>>213100010
Fucking faggot shit.

>>213102707
Ralph Ineson is great no matter what they put him in. Even his American accent is good.

>>213100010
>>213100237
>>213101765
There is literally nothing wrong with this beyond a woman doing it. That and the fact it lack a nosebleed like in the 00's movies.

>>213100083
Big G is a cosmic being literally 3 or 4 steps under the entire god of the marvel multiverse, the one above all in the comics. He is the last survivor of the previous universe that ended giving birth to this one. He is the personification of the power cosmic and is needed to keep balance between Eternity and Death. He has beaten Celestials, gone toe to toe with Mephisto in his own realm and their battle was so intense it threatened the universe, He can create life, move entire galaxys and has made more heralds of greater power than most other 'hero's than I can count. Yet, here he is basically Ant man in a bigger and better suit, stomping around NY like some mecha godzilla. Bravo Marvel. Bravo.

>>213102673
Has anyone seen this in the theatre? The cgi in this rip looks like a fucking ps2 game

>>213101222
We get it you’re a weebshitter, don’t have to project your troon tendencies on sovl classic comics

Galactus is just a big man in a funky suit.

>>213102818
yeah, it still looks like a videogame cutscene

>>213100035
That's a pretty normal sized portion of planets for the average cosmic entity, no?

>>213101188
pajeet tier kek

shit movie, nothing happens in it

>>213100010
This looks like shit. And what is that acting? What the fuck.

>>213100010
people are still paying millions for these movies, kek

>>213099983 (OP)
does she really just push him off earth lmao

>>213103033
wow lol

>>213102797
>being literally 3 or 4 steps under the entire god of the marvel multiverse
Prrrrrrft
30 or 40 on a good day

How did they return to Earth if they used their FTL drive as bait?

>>213103372
wtf is with all the latest capeshit where nothing happens in it lmao

>Galactus dies in one movie
Wtf.

why isn't this shit on iptvs yet

>>213102720

>super power is stretching
>getting defeated by being stretched

What.

>>213101581
>pedro pasquale
>white
sigh

>>213104223
You need to do some research lil bro

>>213104374
The top of that Pyramid is Living Tribunal you fake nerd.

was it established that using her power harms her?
cuz it felt kinda from the left field
in guardians you saw the infinity stone tearing people as they try to use its power...
they could have gone for nose bleed at least or something

>>213104491
fuck, now I can't stop seeing the "bald guy resting on a mop" thing

>>213100010
Is this AI?

>>213099983 (OP)
>Galactus is jobbing
Just like in the comics. He's known as Marvel's biggest jobber for a reason, anon

>>213099983 (OP)
can everyone agree that this is such a stupidly designed character

>>213105602
who isnt then?

>>213101222
>Comic books look so lame
Capeslop looks lame
Go read anything else Asterix Tintin Duck comics they all look great because they're drawn by one artist for the entire run with a distinct art style and not by 50 underpaid jeets to crank out as much shit as possible

>>213104491
It wasn't established. It was just added in because every scene in this movie was focus tested and rewritten to oblivion to appeal to the most possible people at any given time. It was focus proven that they needed a sacrifice scene so they added it and made up a macguffin for why.

>>213102797
>Big G is a cosmic being literally 3 or 4 steps under the entire god of the marvel multiverse, the one above all in the comics. He is the last survivor of the previous universe that ended giving birth to this one. He is the personification of the power cosmic and is needed to keep balance between Eternity and Death. He has beaten Celestials, gone toe to toe with Mephisto in his own realm and their battle was so intense it threatened the universe, He can create life, move entire galaxys and has made more heralds of greater power than most other 'hero's than I can count
This shit right there is why i cant capeshit seriously
The villain can't just be a powerful strong man who threatens the city he has to be able to destroy entire planets and when the good guys beat the planet destroyer the next villain must be able to destroy entire galaxies or universes all by himself
They keep on making this guy's so ridiculously powerful that it's impossible to even comprehend for a normal person
Why should i care of someone destroys by planet or my entire solar system for an regular human there isn't any real difference youre dead regardless so why care that someone has an powerlevel of infinity+2 instead of regular infinity?

>>213104490
And TOAA is beyond him, not pictured. So, starting from TOAA, 4 steps down is Galactus's row, just like i said.

>>213100010
Every single Fantastic Four fan lost...

>>213105838
Some things are not about physical prowess but a Koybashi Maru encounter. Galactus is often written to be just that. Original Norin rad, when faced with this thread, offered to sacrifice himself to find worlds for Galactus if he would spare Zen-la and he agreed. Reed Richards had to steal a nigh universal delete button (Ultimate nullifier) to force big G into a deal to spare earth. That's why entities like Galactus exist in the comics, to give the hero's something greater than just raw power to defeat. Sadly, that was NOT what we got in this movie tho.

>>213100010
sarr we do good job?

>>213101581
>>213104310
At this point the press is more racist than us so why even bother

>>213105643
Yeah, everyone has been a jobber at this point, but Galactus is the biggest jobber there is. Everytime you need to show that some cosmisc shit is dangerous, you make him bitch-slap Galactus.

>>213102797
>not buying a ticket
>screenshotting all shitty reveals
>posting them all online
This will continue until they hire a creative that likes the characters they are making a movie for. Simple as.

>>213101145

>>213099983 (OP)
So is every capeshit gonna have a fake chud narrative now? Is this the new thing?

>>213106485
Would you rather a real chud narrative where they jerk off and seethe all day on an anonymous mongolese clam scraping forum?

>>213099983 (OP)
so is someone going to post a torrent link or what?

>>213106539
give me a min, npcbro

He liked it, chuds

>>213099983 (OP)
It’s def tranny coded but I’ll allow it. Sue had mama bear anger and I’m a sucker for that for anime-like trope where the hero defeats the villain who is clearly above their power level with just sheer force of will.

>>213106511
What’s the difference?

>>213106563
ty

>>213100243
Does the VFX look as terrible as it does in the previously posted clips, or is it just the oversaturated bad cam making it look like it is?

>>213106564
But why does that matter. His opinion means nothing to me

>>213106563
nvm found it thanks anyway

>>213102639
>also I'm fucking sick of "big thing moves slow".
It looks fucking weird if you don't do that though. Realistically, big things would move slower, if you just make them move at normal speed it's gonna look like something normal sized surrounded by tiny buildings

>>213106788
Because he is your leader

>>213106788
false. I recognize your ip from multiple drinker threads

>>213106743
VFX looked great in some scenes like the whole FTL ship sequence early on when they meet Galactus, but bad in other areas like most of the final sequence

>>213105838
The big issue with comic books is most of the writers aren't that good, so for them giving the hero's new problems to solve often boils down to the villains having ever increasing power creep, in modern marvel there are dozens of villains with universe ending powers and the super powerful guys of the previous generation are now jobbers in comparison, and ofcourse every writer wants to come up with his own characters so then he'll make a new super powerful villian, and the cycle continues until every character is now on a rediculous power level and consequentially none of them feel special any more

>>213099983 (OP)
Antman could solo jobbertus

>>213106564
He is a paid shill

>>213099983 (OP)
I feel like it was gone over in the comics 40 years ago that Sue Storm always has a potentially god-like telekinetic power level but she mainly focused on the invisibility part?

>>213107609
Sentry is a big problem with this, and now we've got Sentry in the MCU and he's got his ability to instantly delete people out of existence. He has something that Thanos had to spend 17 movies getting so now of course they're going to somehow Macguffin him into Doom's boytoy to power creep Doom and then we'll have more retarded scream battles that are stupid and bullshit and somehow the Captain Basketball America is going to have to throw his shield around and accomplish something in that shitheap of gods fighting. I can't stand it. It's not fun. I am not the target demographic for these movies any more.

>>213107747
oh, okay, well since this guy "feels" like it happened in comics that no one under the age of 50 has read (and also he hasn't read), it's perfectly reason for it to be in this movie for normies.

>>213107932
*reasonable

>>213107932
I mean she was manhandling a Celestial at one point, I remember reading it at a comic store

>>213107747
At one point they revealed that she can manipulate extra dimensions, and the invisibility and force fields were a manifestation of that.
I think its more a way to establish Franklin's reality warping powers.

go back to border shitskinspicnigger
>go back to border shitski.nspicnigger
go back to border shitskinspicnigger
>go back to bor.der shitskinspicnigger

>>213102720
THE MAN WHO WAS JELQED TO DEATH

>>213104283
i get it to an extent but hes like barely stretched
whats that like 10x if even that?

I liked it well enough. I think it is within Sue's power level in the comics, especially as an act of desperation that kills her.

If I was writing it, I would have had Reed kill himself to save Franklin instead. I think that would have been a more satisfying conclusion to the minor question of how much Reed cared. Him coming back with some level of understanding of Franklin's power, that he previously lamented he could not comprehend would have been fitting thematically too.

As it was, it was fine. I can just see how things work better.

Galactus was so goddamn lame

>>213100010
>>213099983 (OP)
>it's ok when Ghost Rider does it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f73P7b9k0xI

>Richards gets talked down to for being too negative all the time or something
>nobody has anything to say to Sue who endures 9Gs as a pregnant woman on her third trimester during space launch to go fight a world ending threat after Richards is specifically traumatized by not preventing his team from getting altered by space magic and has spent the last eight or nine months worried about his kid ending up a weird space magic weirdo
>also she walks with her baby through an angry crowd who all believe stealing that baby would be a moral act to save their own lives
worst mother and wife of the year

>>213102454
From what I understand, galactus is the most merciful planet eaters. Others just ate an entire planet whole without any warnings.
Galactus is also the weakest of the bunch since he holds back from eating planets as much as possible,

I like the new generation of marvel heroes

>>213108582
ghost rider is more powerful then galactus

>>213107999
trips of truth

>>213108667
whomever took that picture had the chance to kill them both and didn't take it :/

>>213100715
Galactus is retarded from a story structure standpoint.
>He's an all powerful god, he eats entire planets, he swats away galaxies like they're flies he's so fucking powerful
>But also the Fantastic Four or any other superhero have a fighting chance against him
It's so stupid

>>213100385
No because it would have been fucking kino. Instead mary sue storm uses her dumb force field to push jobbertus into the portal.

>>213104374
whos that blonde slut showing off her tummy next to the floating head or charles xavier

>>213100010
I thought Trump was supposed to change things. Things are just getting gayer and gayer.

>>213101188
This is definitely the worst CGI by any superhero movie that came after 2000. Are normies gonna call them out for that?

>>213108585
>Richards is le smart
>lets a pregnant woman aboard a saturn v rocket for an interstellar trip
brief aside how the fuck is humanity stuck on Earth while Reed has solved interstellar travel. Humanity would be in the midst of a massive galactic colonization effort.
>anyway preggo Sue ragdolls the surfer
>then singlehandedly manhandles Galactus into the teleport while the entire rest of teh team are disabled

>>213100010
people paid to see that, let that sink in.

i shan't even fucking pirate this

>>213108582
>An ability that specifically is fueled by the suffering of innocents, something a being who eats planets certainly would be vulnerable to given the unfathomable number of casualties

vs.

>Force fields as strong as the writers need them to be

kino vs slop

>>213100849
Thanks, now I have a planet vore fetish you ASSHOLE!

>>213108868
Right? Like, the heroes fighting a space god is a great concept. The heroes can't lose though. Galactus often just fucks off back to space. That's cinematically anti-climatic. So he has to job. Which really isn't better. I really think they should not have done galactus. Had they not ruined skrulls in nick fury, super skrull would have been a fine villain.

>>213099983 (OP)
Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic liked it. WTF I love First steps now.

>>213111079
Maybe you shouldn’t let out-of-context webms presented in the worst possible light by chuds determined what you watch

Ghost Rider took out Galactus once

Writers can’t do power levels

>>213099983 (OP)
IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU I WOULD NOT HAVE KNOWN THIS BECAUSE I DON'T INTEND TO WATCH IT. YOU ARE THE MARK. YOU TALK ABOUT IT. SHUT UP. LET SILENCE KLL THIS CAPED SHIT TREND. I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE IRONMAN2.

>>213104374
> Galactus bottom left
> Odin fourth from left?
> dunno the rest

Can someone repost that pic with the character names?

>>213106564
No shock that he's retarded. He also liked the Fallout tv series.

>>213111079
No need to, half of the movie was shown in the trailers

>>213104374
That better be YHWH on top.

>>213100237
>no real FF fan
There are FF fans? It's always been the gayest shit with incredibly lame superpowers

>>213101581
Garner isn't white

>>213100010
This is the exact ending of the first series of Torchwood.

>>213102818
Name a capeshit flick with good CGI that was released in the last 10 years. It won't be a long list.

>>213099983 (OP)
Tbh probably the best a Fantastic 4 movie could be, but the FF is lame and gay and Galactus has never been as cool as it sounds like he should be, so there's a natural ceiling on how good it can be

>>213101188
Why is pedro visibly cooming when he grabs the baby?

>>213108868
Ya. The plan to teleport earth away so he can't find them is way better because it doesn't make Galactus look like a jobbet who gets punched to death by Karen.
The movie should have just had them fighting the silver surfer to protect the teleporters until they activated.

>>213105838
Its not Top Trumps. Different villains have different objectives, different tactics. And depending on who is trying to stop them different ways of being defeated.

Not excusing the movie but OG Galactus is actually pretty small and his size has varied over the years as he needs to be. So them going for that size is very much in line with comics. It's more of a matter of "doing Galactus early = he jobs as he always did in his earlier appearances" vs "doing Galactus later = treating him as a cosmic threat worhy of a crossover" (which is still very rare).

>>213100010
Kek doesn't this MotherFucker eat planets!? How is he so small?

>>213100010
why did they shrink my boy down to the size of godzilla?

>>213111901
>Galactus has never been as cool as it sounds like he should be
this really, it's a project doomed from the start if you intend to actually show Galactus as a character instead of a looming threat.

Also, if Galactus can manipulate energies and create portals and shit, why didn't he just freeze the rubberman? Have you ever seen a frozen thing stretch?

>>213111988
I hope it was intentional that his ship looked like the planet killer from Star Trek.
Galactus never should have stepped out of the ship. He was way more imposing when you weren't sure what he was capable of.

There seems to be a common misconception itt so I may as well: Galactus doesn't literally physically eat planets, he breaks them down into energy until he drains it completely of life. So using size as a metric for him "eating planets" is genuinely wrong.

>>213112051
He had to get out to get the boy

>>213112072
Only because it was written that way.

>>213112069
But afaik he can just change his size on a whim, no?

>>213107843
I'm betting they'll either use him to hold up Doom to a higher threat level or Doom will manipulate him to be his muscle much like Norman did in Dark Avengers.

>>213112098
Stop spamming periods to feel smart

>>213112069
to be fair hes usually depicted as big enough to hold planets in his hands

>>213112124
Nah that’s your momma

So the MCU is just totally ignoring Eternals Galactus right? I mean he wasn't mentioned in Thunderbolts, and I assume any new appearances will be the FF Galactus who presumably teleports to MCU main earth

>>213100603
Hamberders and very large diet cokes

>>213112100
Not at all. He can only project himself to get bigger when he has a fuckload of energy from consuming multiple planets in one go (which goes away which is why he needs to eat again). So while he can get to the size of a solar system, that's only really possible after a planet buffet.

>>213112146
Nobody saw the Eternals

>>213100849
Imagine when she rebirths us through her asshole. That's probably where Indians come from.

>>213112124
Mostly for promos, but when he's actually the villain of the story he's not usually depicted that big. The movie version is very much in line with how he's regularly treated in the comics. And while he CAN get to that size, there's a caveat. See >>213112164

>>213112164
Behold, The Power Cosmic itself!

why wasnt he this big?

>>213111277
Because Ghost Riders ultimate attack, the Penance Stare. It adds up

>>213112146
Retard you fell for a photoshop

>>213112266
The question stands. Is Eternals Galactus and his appearance just quietly decanonized?

>>213112164
So his size altering abilities are literally those of the antman lmao that's lame as fuck for a "cosmic" being who is supposedly omnipotent as far as humanity's scale of omnipotence goes

>Finchy is Galactus

>>213099983 (OP)
to be fair that little runt inside her is one of the most OP cunts in the marvel cinematic universe

>>213100010
So he's just a slow moving king kong in this movie?

>>213112341
So OP he literally brings her back to life in this movie because she uses so much power doing this to galactus that she dies

>>213112341
Isn't a fucking squirrel literally, and I mean literally literally, one of the most powerful characters in all of Marvel?

>>213112324
I mean yeah. There's a reason why the fucker jobs a lot in the comics and why Thanos is often treated as a much bigger threat in cunning alone.

>>213099983 (OP)
Reed
>beta looking, doesn't act smart
Johnny
>annoying but has no charisma to sell the character
>Ben
Does nothing. Even his "It's globbering time" is underwhelming af
>Susan
YAS SLAY

>>213101188

LOL I think it's funny they used Ralph Ineson's face for Galactus

Alright, since you beta males are experts on capeshit, would tripping this dude with a giant rope and having thousands of people gang up on him be effective?

>>213109664
>posts on /tv/
>thinks he isn't the normie
lel

>>213100010
that looks so boring
also the fem SS pushing away Johnny is way more cringe
That is just shows that wokeness was the entire movitation while writing it. can't have a male character do even a sinlge heroic thing. it all has to be done solely by women

>>213104233
sling shot near a blackhole . It's a thing
@grok explain to it to this anon

>>213099983 (OP)
teleporting the entire earth to a new solar system was the more retarded writing. who the fuck greenlit that? not much people in the world would agree and risk that sort of brazen idea even.

>>213100010
I don't even care about the CGI. The storyboarding and cinematography are just bad.

>>213103109
Lol

>eater of worlds
>doesn't even bring a fork
can't believe I dragged my wife's son to the kinoplex for this shit

>>213112938
Please shut up idiot

>>213113105
>horny pajeet can't handle truth nvkes
many such cases

>>213113138
It’s not a “truth nvke” you don’t understand the context of the scene because you haven’t fucking seen it and just default like any leftist useful idiot to making it political
Just shut up

>>213113191
nice cope, baldesh. Don't forget to link your video essay on the next post

>>213112938
Women must defeat the patriarchy and steal men’s kills.

>>213099983 (OP)
>>213100010
Why is his fit so sick?

>>213100035
>shouldn't humans be bigger if we eat cows

>>213099983 (OP)
didn't they say she was one of the strongest marvel characters but holds back because she doesn't want to hurt people?

>>213106572
pic unrelated

>>213101188
bolywood kino

>>213100010
>>213112987
I could watch an entire hour and a half of galactus just walking around various cities picking up things, making snide remarks then continue on.

This really is just a Bollywood flick, like Superman before it. Dead industry.

>>213112490
Squirel Girl, and yes. She beatdown Thanos, Doom and other Big Vilains out of frame.
But she's more a gag character than anything else

>>213108868
>But also the Fantastic Four or any other superhero have a fighting chance against him
But they don't?

>>213100010
I've seen fucking student projects with better acting, effects and costumes than this. What the fuck? Is Disney even trying any more?

>>213103372
Correct opinion. It’s mid but ultimately meaningless. Galactus does nothing and jobs to Invisisue and they just throw him across the galaxy. It’s not even the MCU universe. Nothing that happens in this movie has any impact.

Later they will fuse the universes and Reed will be jumping into the one that matters to say Galactus ate their old one or something. Do we get to see it? No. Just tell us what a threat he is, again.

But if fucking SUE can solo Galactus how the fuck is he a danger to half a gorillion superheroes? Captain Marvel could solo the entire Chitauri war fleet and Thanos pretty much. These overpowered women don’t need no man, unfortunately that leaves the universe without threats as well.

>>213101222
>No wonder manga has destroyed that industry

Nah, they destroyed themselves, it was suicide. At least for marvel and dc, it's not about selling comics people want to read anymore, it's about sending a message and the message is all kinda of stupid and gay. Other smaller comics might still be okay. I hope, I don't read comics.

Galacta when?

>establish that Galactus can stop you at a whim
>suddenly forgets he can do this for the plot

JOBlactus only exists in the comics for someone to steal his powers. He hasn't been a big deal since the 60s.
Vicky von DOOOOOOOOOOOM is the real big important F4 villain guy who gets jerked off by the fanboy writers to be the strongest and smartest and most powerful and most benevolent and and and...

>>213108868
The only reason the F4 have a "chance" against Galactus is because Uatu breaks his vow and gives them the only weapon that can hurt him. Even then they don't defeat him physically he gives up because he doesn't want to get erased from existence by said only weapon.

>>213099983 (OP)
>>213100010
>Disney trash
The Power of Many + Doctor Who still hasn't covinced you yet ?

>>213106462
What the hell is even Galactus racially? An oversized human?

>>213099983 (OP)
He saw how bogged she is and let himself be defeated. He doesn't want plastic poisoning.

>>213115081
He's basically trump. You see he wants to fuck children and hence his desire for Franklin.
He's orange, huge, really slow, says vague shit and randomly talks about shit and tries to avoid blame. If the niggardly bastard killed himself quadrillions would be saved.

>>213114343
Sue didn’t “solo Galactus”. She killed herself just to be able to give him a shove. And didn’t even succeed, he climbed out of the portal while she was dead. You’re such an idiot

>>213115081
He's an alien from a dead universe. Like the panel shows, he just looks human to Earthlings.

>>213115354
>>213115081
He's Galan/Galen, the last survivor of a very human-like race in iirc Existence 6, with the Marvel Universe being Existence 7.

>>213112987
I 100% agree with you, but what's about this frame in particular that makes you say that? What would you have done?

>>213115081
It depends on what race is looking at him.

>>213115454
It's Marvel. All aliens are "very human-like".

>>213115828
That hasn't been canon for ages.

>>213101188
jesus christ

>>213100010
She just pushed him over with her ugly rainbow wave powers. terrible effect .

>>213101188
>Johnny get btfo even in his own moment for LE STRONG WAHMEN
Holy shit fuck Disney

>>213116236
Johnny doesn't get to have moments because he's Johnny
he's the guy who gets BTFOed to motivate the rest of the family

>>213116341
how did the surfer blowing him motivate the rest of the gang in the final battle?

>>213102797
>"For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places."- Ephesians 6:12

It's probably for many, connected, reasons:

- They are priming the masses for visible spiritual evil (not just nigs and libs acting possessed and killing people)
- They use storylines like this to bring in magic users who always seem to wear satanic JEWlrey but also project satanic imagery as spells. Look at the odd pentagram design that Dr. Strange creates when he does his wavy hand magic
- It's also a lot safer to have superheros fighting space aliens than it is to have them dealing with street level crime because the west and Europe is currently trying to change the definition of what is legally considered a crime so that nigs, Muslims, jeets and every other brown monstrosity and commie liberal are exempt.

>>213102797
Can he beat Goku though?

>>213102797
Imagine knowing all this lmao retard
Me no care. Movie good

>>213104491
So many problems like this. Remember when Johnny lures Surfer Girl into like...a city full of...screens playing loud ass recordings of her voice? Where did that come from? The scene played out like it was impromptu, and yet he somehow also...set up dozens of massive widescreen televisions all over the city...without letting any other F4 members know about it? To like 'break her' down? It makes my brain hurt.

>>213117822
lol

>>213112311
The guy in Eternals isn't Galactus.

>>213102707
shouldn't have made Thanos hatless, everytime I look at him I think Joe the Plumber

>>213099983 (OP)

he had cosmic anxiety and needed to hold the baby

>>213112311
retard lol

>>213111841
I'm not taking about those ones I'm talking about this movie

>>213100814
This shit is written for children

>>213101188
How is this guy supposed to be a threat if he can't even kill a baby?

>>213120262
bong villains have a really hard time killing babies for some reason (see: voldemutt)

>>213100010
>Honey can you push Galactus away? thanks

>>213099983 (OP)
I hated that he's just a giant guy who stomps around the city and smashes building. He has no cosmic powers. They should have saved him as a big and epic "final villain" for a future movie instead. He's not dead at least, so he might appear again at some point. But it still doesn't change that he's a boring, giant villain.

>>213099983 (OP)
>I'm so hungry lol
>Finally I've got the baby. I'm gonna eat him in a minute, just gonna go there
Was he shy or something? Did he try to go away to eat the baby in private? To enjoy chewing him? Did he need a fork?Just put the little thing in your mouth like candy, Galan, what the hell are you babbling about?

>>213106564
What's wrong with his head?

>>213099983 (OP)
Her mother instincts are kicking in. That’s a good that I’m today’s culture war for sure. Keep in mind many women magazines downgraded Ellen Ridley from the Alien movies because they felt her badassery was due in part to her “mother” instincts for Newt. The felt it was problematic with their non-mother world view. So I find this refreshing. Her “mother” side is kicking in.

>>213099983 (OP)
You would think some guy older than the universe would know how to wash his face.

>>213113554
So...half the size of a planet?

>>213101581
Isn't Ben (The thing) a jew?

>>213101829
Galactus is a professional jobber just like Darkseid

>>213120357
He didn't want to eat the baby retard. He wanted the baby to succeed him as the devourer because he has the power cosmic. Franklin Richards is one of the most powerful beings in the Marvel universe.

>>213115894
Anthropomorphic, even?

>>213120576
That's why they should adapt Final Crisis if they really want Darkseid as their Thanos.

>>213120594
woah this redditor takes his capeshit seriously

>>213120634
If you can't even bother to listen to the dialogue in the movie then how can you insult anyone?

>>213109082
Love

>>213120594
>He didn't want to eat the baby
What? Why not? He looks delicious

>>213112239
Because they are hacks

>>213120357
EAT THE BABY
>Don't eat the goddamn baby.

>>213100849
>>213101904
more pls

>>213117822
kek

>>213117822
jej

>>213117822
Did Disney really do this?

>>213120785
can't wait for Franklin to grow up and realize he's trans

>>213121496
>Franklin, what's your superhero name?
>Visible Girl

>>213121452
That is literally the plan Reed came up with for the final battle yes

Galactus' face looks fucking stupid. Whoever was in charge of this horrid movie should be sent to the Mexican Cartel

Just got back from this

1st half was kino and then I wanted to sleep through the second half, who thought an enemy with a ship the size of a planet and barely any motivation is a good idea for a villain

>have and take care of your family
>fuck an alien
>fuck a ginger
>basement can save your live
>don't kill a baby because it might ruin your life
hmmm thanks Kevin

So....Galactus is just a really strong giant? Thats it?

Cant Ant man or whoever the fuck just shrink down and scramble his brains with ease?

>>213122306
yeah, he's dogshit in comics too despite the cool design, he's a big threat that no one can write properly

>>213106863
Retard. How do you think we look to ants?

>>213100112
He is. Or at least can be. He shrinks himself down to fight these guys which is lame.

>>213120544
Yes and he's made of rock so he can't be oven'd

>>213122306
The problem with Galactus is if he wins he destroys the entire setting of your comic therefore he can't never win unless the setting is another planet

>>213105850
>>213104490
>>213104374
Uh ACKSHUALLY
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Lifebringer_One_(Multiverse)

>>213122847
but thanos seemed stronger than this guy