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Anonymous No.213100321 >>213100330 >>213100342 >>213100345 >>213100362 >>213100363 >>213100389 >>213100434 >>213100524 >>213100546 >>213100764 >>213100792 >>213100793 >>213101079 >>213101552 >>213102014 >>213102211 >>213103653 >>213103670 >>213103893
What does he do?
Anonymous No.213100330 >>213100374 >>213100375 >>213103830
>>213100321 (OP)
gets his rocks off
Anonymous No.213100342 >>213100417
>>213100321 (OP)
he clobs
Anonymous No.213100345 >>213100476
>>213100321 (OP)
He keeps the time. He lets everyone know when it's clobberin' time.
Anonymous No.213100362
>>213100321 (OP)
Unfortunately not enough even though he's very charismatic
Anonymous No.213100363 >>213101088
>>213100321 (OP)

I felt he should've had a deeper voice. He just didn't sound like a rock dude should sound.
Anonymous No.213100374
>>213100330
Anonymous No.213100375 >>213101632
>>213100330
>comic relief's relief is genuinely comedic
Anonymous No.213100381
goes to the synagogue
Anonymous No.213100389
>>213100321 (OP)
Does he meet with the mole, the stream, the cloud,
And end up at the bottom of the sea?
Anonymous No.213100417 >>213100557
>>213100342
>says it's clobbering time one(1) time in the movie
>it's to ineffectually bump into Galactus's nose before faceplanting on pavement and contributing nothing else of note
what did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.213100434 >>213100508 >>213100543
>>213100321 (OP)
his CGI was weird, it felt off most of the time though not in the usual kind of bad shitty cgi way
Anonymous No.213100476 >>213100543 >>213100953 >>213101101 >>213104315 >>213104990
>>213100345
>"I'M NOT SAYIN IT!"
Anonymous No.213100508 >>213100584
>>213100434
I like how he looked but they kept dressing him up in costumes that looked like shitty cgi.
The "rocks" part of him looked great.

He should've appeared like he does in the comics most of the time, just wearing pants.
Anonymous No.213100524
>>213100321 (OP)
he was very important, he drove the spaceship even though it didn't seem well designed for his big rocky hands
Anonymous No.213100542 >>213100567
>Fantastic 4
>two of them are totally useless
>one of them pesters the female surfer into quitting her job
>the one "fantastic" character bodies the surfer and duck walks Galactus across Manhattan
no points for guess the only Fantastic member of the 4
Anonymous No.213100543 >>213100695
>>213100434
I'd say it's pretty bad, though not a technical level mind you, but the creative... vision? He looks like a plastic toy, basically, and not a man of rocks.
Also they made his face too thin. Supposed to be a chunky face WITH a giant brow, not a jawlet with am otherwise relatively normal brow.
Also, I have yet to actually see it; does he wear the fucking uniform the entire time? Cause it looks retarded. He needs to, no pun intended, rock that body.
I don't even know what the fuck to say about this>>213100476
Anonymous No.213100546
>>213100321 (OP)
He literally exists to be an ugly fuck and nothing else
Anonymous No.213100557
>>213100417
We both know they kept clob blocking him.
Anonymous No.213100567 >>213100792
>>213100542
>Mr. Fantastic ends up getting mogged by Mr. Terrific
how did Gunn do it?
Anonymous No.213100584
>>213100508
Beard was retarded and not even a funny joke.
Anonymous No.213100593 >>213100752 >>213100776 >>213100945
>I am forgotten
Anonymous No.213100695
>>213100543
>I don't even know what the fuck to say about this
To be fair they fixed that shot in the actual movie
Anonymous No.213100752
>>213100593
it's not even funny how bad does this Arishem mogs the galactus that we have
Anonymous No.213100764
>>213100321 (OP)
noTHING
Anonymous No.213100776
>>213100593
movie was shit but this nigga was kinda cool
Anonymous No.213100792
>>213100321 (OP)
Clobbers, at times.>>213100567
Anonymous No.213100793
>>213100321 (OP)
I don't read comic books, is that Poop-Man?
Anonymous No.213100831 >>213100953
retarded face or cum face?
Anonymous No.213100945 >>213101029 >>213101033 >>213101554
>>213100593
you need to go on the Guardians of the Galaxy ride at Disney World.

Seriously.

it's on the ride. it's canon. I beat it. you can, too! and while listening to a cool song
Anonymous No.213100953
>>213100476
>>213100831
>SAY IT!
>I DON'T WANT TO!
>SAY IT!!!
>IT'S LYNCHIN' TIME!
Anonymous No.213101029
>>213100945
is that picture ironic?
I have been disney world 3 times and never seen a black family there. Im on about florida. I know disneyland california is a black gladiator stadium
Anonymous No.213101033
>>213100945
You wouldn't, mayhaps, possess a certain genetic heritage of and or relating to the Jewish persuasion, would you now?
Anonymous No.213101079
>>213100321 (OP)
he makes dinner

duh

didnt you see the movie
Anonymous No.213101088
>>213100363
stone is actually very rigid. his throat would be very tight. imagine tightening up a guitar string until it was as stiff as rock
Anonymous No.213101101 >>213101499 >>213101653
>>213100476
How is Johnny flying with him? Doesn't he weighs like a couple of tons?
Anonymous No.213101499 >>213102155
>>213101101
he weights like 3 metric tons, but Torch can technically carry him due to superhuman durability i think
Anonymous No.213101552
>>213100321 (OP)
he's a brick-man, basically a walking brick, a walking wall if you will, he's like tough and you can't cut him ummm yeah that's it
Anonymous No.213101554
>>213100945
>I beat it.
Dude stop, children go to those rides, you shouldn't beat it there or anywhere near disneyworld
Anonymous No.213101632
>>213100375
Thor definitely set this shit up what is his fucking problem
Anonymous No.213101653 >>213102155
>>213101101
Plasma bullshit or secondary powers idk.
Anonymous No.213102014 >>213103632
>>213100321 (OP)
He tries to get some jewish pussy (reasonable desu)
Anonymous No.213102124
He alternates between having great CGI and Toy Story 1 CGI.
Anonymous No.213102155
>>213101499
>>213101653
The comics actually specify is how much he can carry as a result of his super plasma bullshit space powers. 180lbs.
I don't hate it for that though, I hate it because it looks retarded as fuck.
Anonymous No.213102211
>>213100321 (OP)
>unironic capeshit thread
Grow up, American millennial.
Anonymous No.213102254
Gets stoned.
Anonymous No.213103632
>>213102014
He's a jew too
Anonymous No.213103653
>>213100321 (OP)
I suppose they didn't do anything with him because the last two adaptations already focused on his conflict with Reed.
Anonymous No.213103670
>>213100321 (OP)
Fly their ships and be jewish i guess, pretty underwhelming
Anonymous No.213103830
>>213100330
Fpbp
Anonymous No.213103893
>>213100321 (OP)
>What does he do?
Anonymous No.213103948
You know

I always felt like The Thing was like a big black guy.
Anonymous No.213104305
In human form is he as depressed and retarded looking as the actor? Does he actually have a "different" personality in human form where he's a confident dude etc.. or is he exactly the same as the rock form.
Anonymous No.213104315
>>213100476
the wig really pisses me off. Its not even moving here
Anonymous No.213104990
>>213100476
The beard looks so bad