What does he do?

>>213100321 (OP)
gets his rocks off

>>213100321 (OP)
he clobs

>>213100321 (OP)
He keeps the time. He lets everyone know when it's clobberin' time.

>>213100321 (OP)
Unfortunately not enough even though he's very charismatic

>>213100321 (OP)

I felt he should've had a deeper voice. He just didn't sound like a rock dude should sound.

>>213100330

>>213100330
>comic relief's relief is genuinely comedic

goes to the synagogue

>>213100321 (OP)
Does he meet with the mole, the stream, the cloud,
And end up at the bottom of the sea?

>>213100342
>says it's clobbering time one(1) time in the movie
>it's to ineffectually bump into Galactus's nose before faceplanting on pavement and contributing nothing else of note
what did he mean by this?

>>213100321 (OP)
his CGI was weird, it felt off most of the time though not in the usual kind of bad shitty cgi way

>>213100345
>"I'M NOT SAYIN IT!"

>>213100434
I like how he looked but they kept dressing him up in costumes that looked like shitty cgi.
The "rocks" part of him looked great.

He should've appeared like he does in the comics most of the time, just wearing pants.

>>213100321 (OP)
he was very important, he drove the spaceship even though it didn't seem well designed for his big rocky hands

>Fantastic 4
>two of them are totally useless
>one of them pesters the female surfer into quitting her job
>the one "fantastic" character bodies the surfer and duck walks Galactus across Manhattan
no points for guess the only Fantastic member of the 4

>>213100434
I'd say it's pretty bad, though not a technical level mind you, but the creative... vision? He looks like a plastic toy, basically, and not a man of rocks.
Also they made his face too thin. Supposed to be a chunky face WITH a giant brow, not a jawlet with am otherwise relatively normal brow.
Also, I have yet to actually see it; does he wear the fucking uniform the entire time? Cause it looks retarded. He needs to, no pun intended, rock that body.
I don't even know what the fuck to say about this>>213100476

>>213100321 (OP)
He literally exists to be an ugly fuck and nothing else

>>213100417
We both know they kept clob blocking him.

>>213100542
>Mr. Fantastic ends up getting mogged by Mr. Terrific
how did Gunn do it?

>>213100508
Beard was retarded and not even a funny joke.

>I am forgotten

>>213100543
>I don't even know what the fuck to say about this
To be fair they fixed that shot in the actual movie

>>213100593
it's not even funny how bad does this Arishem mogs the galactus that we have

>>213100321 (OP)
noTHING

>>213100593
movie was shit but this nigga was kinda cool

>>213100321 (OP)
Clobbers, at times.>>213100567

>>213100321 (OP)
I don't read comic books, is that Poop-Man?

retarded face or cum face?

>>213100593
you need to go on the Guardians of the Galaxy ride at Disney World.

Seriously.

it's on the ride. it's canon. I beat it. you can, too! and while listening to a cool song

>>213100476
>>213100831
>SAY IT!
>I DON'T WANT TO!
>SAY IT!!!
>IT'S LYNCHIN' TIME!

>>213100945
is that picture ironic?
I have been disney world 3 times and never seen a black family there. Im on about florida. I know disneyland california is a black gladiator stadium

>>213100945
You wouldn't, mayhaps, possess a certain genetic heritage of and or relating to the Jewish persuasion, would you now?

>>213100321 (OP)
he makes dinner

duh

didnt you see the movie

>>213100363
stone is actually very rigid. his throat would be very tight. imagine tightening up a guitar string until it was as stiff as rock

>>213100476
How is Johnny flying with him? Doesn't he weighs like a couple of tons?

>>213101101
he weights like 3 metric tons, but Torch can technically carry him due to superhuman durability i think

>>213100321 (OP)
he's a brick-man, basically a walking brick, a walking wall if you will, he's like tough and you can't cut him ummm yeah that's it

>>213100945
>I beat it.
Dude stop, children go to those rides, you shouldn't beat it there or anywhere near disneyworld

>>213100375
Thor definitely set this shit up what is his fucking problem

>>213101101
Plasma bullshit or secondary powers idk.

>>213100321 (OP)
He tries to get some jewish pussy (reasonable desu)

He alternates between having great CGI and Toy Story 1 CGI.

>>213101499
>>213101653
The comics actually specify is how much he can carry as a result of his super plasma bullshit space powers. 180lbs.
I don't hate it for that though, I hate it because it looks retarded as fuck.

>>213100321 (OP)
>unironic capeshit thread
Grow up, American millennial.

Gets stoned.

>>213102014
He's a jew too

>>213100321 (OP)
I suppose they didn't do anything with him because the last two adaptations already focused on his conflict with Reed.

>>213100321 (OP)
Fly their ships and be jewish i guess, pretty underwhelming

>>213100330
Fpbp

>>213100321 (OP)
>What does he do?

You know

I always felt like The Thing was like a big black guy.

In human form is he as depressed and retarded looking as the actor? Does he actually have a "different" personality in human form where he's a confident dude etc.. or is he exactly the same as the rock form.

>>213100476
the wig really pisses me off. Its not even moving here

>>213100476
The beard looks so bad