Thread 213100326

eat photons bitches

>>213100326 (OP)
Is that from Lost 2?

11 years later and I'm still wondering what she whispered at that basketball game

perfect tumma

>>213100427
>"bro I just farted"

>>213100427
>First I'm gonna rip the buttons off your blouse one by one.

>>213100326 (OP)
Michelle Rodriguez always plays the exact same character. I'm not sure if that's really all she can do or if she's been typecast and those are the only roles she can book, but if you need a tough pissy chick who won't take any shit from the men and would rather die than back down, then she's your actor.
She's also good at taking a long time to die from things that seem to kill other characters instantly .

>>213100427
I'm wondering what David Lynch is doing at a basketball game

>>213100326 (OP)
>brawn
The average 16 year old could beat her to death with his bare hands.

>>213100326 (OP)
Jenette Goldstein walked so Michelle Rodriguez could run

>>213100326 (OP)
I want Michelle Rodriguez to peg me savagely while choking me and screaming PUTA in my ear.

>>213100326 (OP)
She has an extremely attractive torso

>>213100326 (OP)
i jacked off to her many times
fight me

>>213100427
ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

>>213101302
>>213101302
Michelle Rodriguez never had a part half as good and couldnt act her way out of a wet paper bag.

I've loved M-Rod since I was 10 or 11 and saw the first Resident Evil movie in theaters.
She's simply perfect.

>>213101310
They say she does something like this to her most ardent female fans at conventions.

>>213100326 (OP)
She got some nice lips.

>>213100326 (OP)
same fucking character in so many things hate seeing her

>>213101315
Does it activate your neurons?

>>213101392
It's a great character though, so why complain?

>>213100326 (OP)
Can't get off to her man-face, sorry

>>213101184
must be cushy getting paid handsomely to play the same role for your entire career

Why do they call her The Despoiler anyways?

>>213101398
if by neurons you mean my penis...

>>213101530
>paid handsomely
Not all Hollywood actors are created equal. She's a perma side-character. She probably does okay, but it's also probably not nearly as much as you'd think.

>>213101747
>Michelle Rodriguez's net worth in comparison to some of her Fast and the Furious franchise co-stars might surprise you. CelebrityNetWorth estimates that Rodriguez has a net worth of $25 million. While that's nothing to sneeze at, it pales in comparison to the net worth of Vin Diesel at $225 million(pictured), Dwayne Johnson at$400 million, or Jason Statham at$90 million.

It's over

>>213101747
>but it's also probably not nearly as much as you'd think.
no, retard
she's in 4 of the 4 or 5 highest grossing fast & furious movies
she's doing better than most actresses you like and with 1/3 of the roles

I like her in SWAT, Resident Evil and FnF.

remember, acting is still a job. chasing awards and legendary status won't pay for your mansion

>>213100427
>bitch, that pick&roll defense is so ass. the guard gets stuck at every screen and... just let me fingerblast you real quick and then we gtfo.

>>213101798
That look is so jot almost makes me want to watch whatever it is

>>213100427
Tonight the whole fist goes in

>>213100427
>I found a strap-on with two cocks on it

>>213101779
Do you have actual figures on how much she made in those?

>>213100427
"I am Bella-tap"

>>213102066
do you?
you seem to have some suspicion that she didn't make money on them, but she's irl best friends with vin diesel who has complete control of the franchise or whatever
I would believe it's more likely that she gets a pretty decent percentage of the back-end

>>213102090
>you seem to have some suspicion that she didn't make money on them
Not what I said.
>she probably does okay, but it's also probably not nearly as much as you'd think
I doubt she's hurting for money and I don't think she'll be in danger of having to pick up a side gig, but by Hollywood standards, I also don't think she's killing it.

>>213102096
>>213100326 (OP)
Are these promo for something specific or just a random photo shoot? I haven't seen whatever film she wears an eye patch in.

A Classic

>>213102110
not killing it compared to who?
you said
>she's probably not making nearly as much as you think
And while that response wasn't actually to me, I "think" she made enough money by like 2011 that she would theoretically never have to work again for the rest of her life, and that's why her 00s hot streak just kind of ended and now she seemingly just does stuff she wants to do, versus higher-level working actors who need to be on a TV show or in multiple movies a year to be able to still afford the palisades mansion they bought after their first big role 15 years ago
the worst gossip about Michelle Rodriguez over the past 25 years is that she was one of the dozen+ actors on Lost who kept getting arrested for drunk driving in Hawaii because there was nothing else to do when you weren't shooting

>>213100326 (OP)
She should have a movie where she is the hero but all through the movie she is getting interrupted trying to go to the bathroom by attacks whatever and in the final scene she pees herself on a festival stage while fighting the villain

>>213100326 (OP)
>>213101494
>>213102096

>>213101848
>When Michael Caine was asked about his role in Jaws: The Revenge, he responded: "I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."

>>213100371
I think it's from Machete

>>213102128
Machete movies

>>213100427
>and so I squeeze the mayo onto the egg

>>213100427
Cara was just playing Bi for wokepoints.
Rodriguez scared her straight in that moment.

>>213103380
she asked if she wanted to go cactus shopping

>>213100326 (OP)
>beauty
she has the most beautiful face if you're a monke

Michelle Rodriguez is one of the all time queens of TUMMY KINO.

>>213102173
cutie

>>213100326 (OP)
>>213101184
Did you forget when she played a biological male assassin that was knocked out and forcefully sex changed into a woman?

>>213104537
so the weird recurring nightmare the pissy lesbian has

>>213101798
OK, that's not a fair comparison though, be at least a bit reasonable anon.

>>213100427
Depending on how old the footage is and how viral it went, there is a good chance that some "lip reading channel" on Youtube made a video about it.

>>213101494
She looks like a mexican female Daryl Dixon.

>>213100427
>I'm gonna leave my panties in the limo

>>213101767
Oh no how sad.

>>213100326 (OP)
What size dildo do you think this dyke uses?

>>213101798
One of these things.... is not like the others....

>>213101767
Oh my God, how is she supposed to survive with a paltry $25 million? Her life must be so hard. Sending my thoughts and prayers that Hollywood finally wisens up and starts paying women what they're worth.

>>213105251
This.

>>213105260
[farts]

>>213105306
One helluvah night.

>>213105351
Ugly dykes , skinny , even softball dykes players look more feminine than these 2 betty- spaghetti uglies

>>213101323
KEK what movie is that

>>213105450
>Skinny
Oh no the horror.

>>213100427
>hey how ya doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

>>213102173
>she fucks the James Cameron self insert

Cool!
Deport.

>>213100326 (OP)
Rodriguez always did it for me becuase grumpy chicks that frown a lot are hot.

go back to border shitskinspicnigger
>go back to border shitski.nspicnigger
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>go back to border shitskinspicnigger

>>213105251
It's called envy

>>213107832
Ease up, killer.

>>213100326 (OP)
>Michelle is proof that there is a cross between beauty and brawn.

For me it's Katee Sackhoff!

>>213107832
B A S E D
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>>213107996
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>>213107996
>>213107975

>>213107996
Isn't she like 45 here too?

>>213108328
39

>>213106919
Did he speak in a robot voice?

>>213103488
Allcock/Rodriguez sex tape when?

>>213101747
Literally all you need to be set for life as an actor is one well paid role, so long as you keep getting enough work after that to keep the lights on or have sufficient humility if you don't to get a normal job. One big payday into tracker investments and it'll just grow & grow, you can borrow against it for money to avoid paying capital gains, and if you do get another big payday you can pad the stake and borrow even more.

You can't apply wagie life logic to anyone with more than a few hundred K in the bank anon. It's a completely different world.

>>213107753
Based. Some Mediterranean women have what I call 'saint' eyes. Even when they're smiling or angry their eyes always carry a hint of sadness like an old religious painting. Super attractive even if they're otherwise a bit mid.

>>213100427
>What happened to our careers?

>>213100427
Your va-jay's gonna need a full rebuild, when I'm done.

>>213104537
>Michelle's like, "WHAT IS THIS HOLE?! WHERE DID MY COCK GO?!"

>>213109187
I think it's her deep set eyes. This feature carries a tinge of sadness or introspection because of how the light and shadows play off it. Then maybe reinforced by art showing tragic or melancholic heavy lidded deep eyed figures.

>>213109557
Rose Byrne has them too.

I prefer the filmography of her sister Veronica desu

I felt so damn horny in my teenage when I saw her in Avatar. Then and there I developed a thing for older women.

My first celebrity crush.

>>213109748
This but for that SWAT movie with Colin Ferrell

>>213109748
Trudy is for Norm

>>213100326 (OP)
Imagine her with her head between some young bitch's thighs.

>>213109369
Lovely bush

>>213110084
homosexual

>>213100326 (OP)
tummy

>>213110084
The best in Meheecooo.

>>213101323
She was a wanderer up until that point

>>213101323
I don't know what part is best, probably the dog glancing over at the arrow, but the stupid 360 around the archer is good.
>>213105244
So is that movie Widows any good? The pictures made me look up "michelle rodriguez elizabeth debicki" to get the name and a synops but I'm on the fence about it as I'm biased against 21st century film in general. Debicki's aesthetics are really compelling; even Leo's considering an age exclusion with her.

>>213100326 (OP)
Fuck thats a tight tummy

>>213109369
I knew when she finally did a nude scene that it would be underwhelming but it was still disappointing

>>213102173
i'd hold her down and tickle her and there would be NOTHING she could do about it