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what was the point of this character in The 5th Element?
Anonymous No.213100624 >>213112021
>>213100547 (OP)
the scene with the directors wife is also wild
Anonymous No.213100642 >>213101608 >>213102628
>>213100547 (OP)
comic relief
Anonymous No.213101288
>>213100547 (OP)
>what was the point of this entertaining character in a movie intended to be entertaining?
gee anon, this might be one of those questions for the ages..
Anonymous No.213101481 >>213101642 >>213101682 >>213102628 >>213103435 >>213116995 >>213118915
>>213100547 (OP)
humiliation ritual
Anonymous No.213101590
>>213100547 (OP)

Comic relief?
Anonymous No.213101608
>>213100642

Oh, you beat me to it.
Anonymous No.213101642
>>213101481
It wasnt humiliating though.
Anonymous No.213101669 >>213101705 >>213122447
>>213100547 (OP)
The role was originally offered to Prince, but he turned it down partially because he hated the outfits.
Anonymous No.213101682 >>213101719 >>213101732
>>213101481
What? He's a comic actor knowingly playing a goofy character. I doubt he was that humiliated.
Anonymous No.213101705
>>213101669
>he hated the outfits.
he should've just designed them himself
would've been better than whatever music he was making at the time
Anonymous No.213101719
>>213101682
>you now realize comic actors get paid to publicly humiliate themselves
Whoa. I’ve been doing that my whole life for free
Anonymous No.213101732
>>213101682
Also he was very made explicitly heterosexual
Anonymous No.213101734 >>213106056 >>213106104 >>213112096 >>213117108 >>213119663
>>213100547 (OP)
I always remembered him being gay but I rewatched it and there's a scene where he was fucking a flight attendant.
Anonymous No.213101752 >>213102051
>>213100547 (OP)
I'm sure he helped the crew in something but I don't remember
Anonymous No.213102051 >>213104689
>>213101752
i contacted the space police during the alien attack i think
Anonymous No.213102628
>>213100642
>>213101481
this
it’s all super green masonic coding
Anonymous No.213103040
>>213100547 (OP)
He was the prototype of thousands of shitty e-celebs, except he was funny.
Anonymous No.213103435
>>213101481
Fuck you I wish I had his style and charisma. Only alright zesty nigga in this here universe.
Anonymous No.213103748 >>213103822
....
Anonymous No.213103754 >>213103894 >>213104144 >>213106020 >>213109275 >>213109698 >>213111288 >>213111324 >>213111384 >>213111717 >>213111920 >>213112372 >>213115064 >>213115653 >>213118962
>>213100547 (OP)
Daily reminder
Anonymous No.213103773 >>213104154 >>213104175 >>213104408 >>213104801 >>213108846 >>213110842 >>213111172
>>213100547 (OP)
Just a laff.
Anonymous No.213103822 >>213109840 >>213109872
>>213103748
AZIZ!
Anonymous No.213103894
>>213103754
I like Fifth Element and Besson already, you don't need to make them even more based
Anonymous No.213104144
>>213103754
This makes me like it even more.
Anonymous No.213104154 >>213104417
>>213103773
>all night long
Anonymous No.213104175 >>213118899
>>213103773
The way he taps over to her on his toes is so kino in this scene kek

He's like "swiggity swooty imma get that booty"

Besson is a true kinoteur extraordinaire
Anonymous No.213104363
>>213100547 (OP)
woke mindvirus
Anonymous No.213104408 >>213104586 >>213106085 >>213107175 >>213111847 >>213113495 >>213118938
>>213103773
How did he seduce her so quickly?
Anonymous No.213104417 >>213104655 >>213111072 >>213111754 >>213115966 >>213122491
>>213104154
AALLLL NIIIGHT LOOONGG
Anonymous No.213104586 >>213107204
>>213104408
He's Chris Tucker
Anonymous No.213104655 >>213104672 >>213111072
>>213104417
I pick the one directly right of Bruce.
Anonymous No.213104672 >>213104683 >>213115156
>>213104655
Anonymous No.213104683
>>213104672
That's it mane
Anonymous No.213104689
>>213102051
hi
Anonymous No.213104698
>>213100547 (OP)
Prophetically predicting modern day livestreamers.
Anonymous No.213104801
>>213103773
That had to have been a power move by Tucker.

"Hey Luc, I just read the script man! Why you gonna make a nigga gay and shit? I better be seen hittin' on a fine girl or imma quit!"
Anonymous No.213104857 >>213106095 >>213119912
The world sucks.
Anonymous No.213106020
>>213103754
if anything this makes it better actually
what a faggot
Anonymous No.213106056
>>213101734
He's not gay, He's MAXXSEXUAL with a hint of lemon zest.
Anonymous No.213106085
>>213104408
He’s famous and rich.
Anonymous No.213106095
>>213104857
She's so flawlessly gorgeous!
Her Husband's a lucky cunt!!!
Anonymous No.213106104
>>213101734
i think that's the joke lol how closeted he is
Anonymous No.213107175
>>213104408
Pheromones?
Anonymous No.213107204 >>213107718
>>213104586
He's listed on Epstein flight log about 20 times
Anonymous No.213107224
>>213100547 (OP)
OP isnt green enough
Anonymous No.213107619 >>213107737
>>213100547 (OP)
Gaudy homosexuals were comedy gold during that time period
Anonymous No.213107718 >>213114956
>>213107204
So?
Anonymous No.213107737 >>213107797
>>213107619
He eats clunge in the movie
Anonymous No.213107797 >>213108612 >>213111440
>>213107737
Is that code for cock ? Im 19 I dont care about boomer slop
Anonymous No.213108612
>>213107797
>Too retarded for Google
Anonymous No.213108846
>>213103773
youtube.com/watch?v=Inuyrt6n0ck
Anonymous No.213109275
>>213103754
Whats up with soi millenials trying to ruin and suck the fun out of things their non soi generational peers enjoyed?
Anonymous No.213109334 >>213109497
>>213100547 (OP)
Producer said movie is too serious.
Anonymous No.213109497 >>213110388 >>213111495 >>213111795
>>213109334
They subtle humour must have gone over his head, which is to be expected from a producer.
Anonymous No.213109698 >>213111356
>>213103754
why is it always an overweight bearded guy with glasses?
Anonymous No.213109722
>>213100547 (OP)
sissy hypno
Anonymous No.213109840
>>213103822
Aziz! look at the camera
Anonymous No.213109872
>>213103822
Anonymous No.213109898 >>213110759
Leeloo imprinted on the multipass
Anonymous No.213110054
>>213100547 (OP)
Comic relief+source of energy and wack in this pretty wacky movie.
Its fucking great.
Imagine if there was no him. The third act would be dry as fuck with Willis playing pragmatic and deadpan character.
Rod added the balance.
Anonymous No.213110130
Auto-wash.
Anonymous No.213110388
>>213109497
>yfw 2001 was 50 years ago
the good old days when bruce had still hair and could remenber his own name.
Anonymous No.213110412 >>213115236
Anonymous No.213110533
CHICKEN!
Anonymous No.213110759
>>213109898
It was a while before I realized that guy is the same as Leon from Blade Runner
Anonymous No.213110842
>>213103773
Even Bruce broke character here for a moment
Anonymous No.213110906 >>213111542 >>213111830 >>213111876
what was the point of this character in The 5th Element?
Anonymous No.213111026
>>213100547 (OP)
>Hey Luc, I got a crazy idea. What if there was a guy who just films himself walking around, talking shit, hahahaha, and being a public nuisance with an annoying and ridiculous fake personality haha. Wouldn't that be crazy? Nobody would ever believe something so ridiculous could happen, hahaha. What a stupid idea, who would ever do such a thing hahaha. Wow, I don't know where I get these crazy ideas of things that can and should never happen.
Stop the world, I want to get off.
Anonymous No.213111072
>>213104417
>>213104655
Anonymous No.213111095
Anonymous No.213111136 >>213113521 >>213114799
Back when they could be flamboyant and not superhomosexual
Anonymous No.213111172 >>213111430 >>213111475
>>213103773
I like how she's a negro, and at this time mainstream Hollywood movies still had an unspoken agreement against miscegnations between the races.
We didn't know how good we had it with Big Harv and the rest of the old school Hollywood jews.
Anonymous No.213111200
Anonymous No.213111288
>>213103754
I always thought that alien chick was some old hag, talk about the wall.

Maiwenn does look ugly tho even as a teen
Anonymous No.213111324
>>213103754
i will never listen to anything that someone that looks like this says
Anonymous No.213111356
>>213109698
it's a reddit opinion and the guy is literally a manifestation of it
Anonymous No.213111384
>>213103754
Looked up this guy's video because I wanted to know if his voice sounded as annoying as his face looked.
>Weak lisp
>severe vocal fry
>tries to do a deep radio voice that slowly disappears into a higher pitch cracking constantly
>Weak jaw to the point where he speaks with his bottom lip working behind his top teeth
>Cannot pronounce any of the names correctly and has to clearly dub the name Besson (with an over-the-top French accent) and pronounces Jovovich as "Yokovich"
Anonymous No.213111430
>>213111172
>old school Hollywood jews
sadly they blew it
Anonymous No.213111440
>>213107797
>Im 19
Anonymous No.213111475
>>213111172
Utterly ruined the second Crow movie. Stay gone, you fat fuck.
Anonymous No.213111495 >>213111656
>>213109497
I love this scene. This dude has got to be my favourite movie tweaker.
Anonymous No.213111507 >>213112501 >>213118687
I love the McDonalds lady.
Anonymous No.213111542
>>213110906
To give me a boner
Anonymous No.213111656 >>213114596
>>213111495
SMOKE YOU!
Anonymous No.213111717
>>213103754
that's fucking based
Anonymous No.213111754 >>213111813
>>213104417
as a child, I always wished their tits were bigger with those stupid outfits
Anonymous No.213111795 >>213114673
>>213109497
I completely missed nigger has a cctv printout of the hallway
genius
Anonymous No.213111808
>>213100547 (OP)
Humiliation for BIPOC men. Buck Breaking ritual.
Anonymous No.213111813
>>213111754
you were a retarded brainrotten child
Anonymous No.213111830
>>213110906
Frogman demeaning Germanic beauty
Anonymous No.213111847 >>213111982
>>213104408
When you're famous you can just walk up to them and grab them by the pussy.
Anonymous No.213111876
>>213110906
She was great in The Living Daylights.
Anonymous No.213111920
>>213103754
Ah French people. Sometimes they’re ok
Anonymous No.213111982
>>213111847
Anonymous No.213112021 >>213112492
>>213100624
which?
Anonymous No.213112096
>>213101734
He's jestermaxxing.
Anonymous No.213112268
>>213100547 (OP)
Comic relief. Are you stupit?
Anonymous No.213112372
>>213103754
That's rude but it doesn't change my mind on the movie.
Anonymous No.213112453 >>213112651
Mooltipass.
Anonymous No.213112455
>>213100547 (OP)
This film was kind of prophetic if you look at recent popular live streamers
Anonymous No.213112492
>>213112021
The opera singer was Bessons wife. She was i the opening of Leon also. He was fucking Milla on the side.
Anonymous No.213112501 >>213118791
>>213111507
As far as dystopias go, 5th element aint too bad.
Anonymous No.213112505
>>213100547 (OP)

the point was kino
Anonymous No.213112530
I bought a ps3 from the guy who played the cop pointing the gun at Milla.
Anonymous No.213112547
>>213100547 (OP)
Comic relief probably
Anonymous No.213112651 >>213114513 >>213120297
>>213112453
when you sign up for Multipass, you get one free lunch from floating Thai restaurant
Anonymous No.213113495
>>213104408
aura
Anonymous No.213113521
>>213111136
>I never felt this way before with... a Human!
Ruby was sexing aliens too
Anonymous No.213114080 >>213114437 >>213114557 >>213117071
Anonymous No.213114437 >>213114502 >>213119776
>>213114080
why do so many movies have male negro presidents?
Anonymous No.213114502
>>213114437
because scifi movies are all about making things weird, unusual, and causing the audience to think "how strange the future would be if it were like that!" while laughing. It's not a hard concept to understand if you think about it even a little.
Anonymous No.213114513 >>213114529
>>213112651
Chinese
Anonymous No.213114529 >>213115280
>>213114513
It's Thai.
Anonymous No.213114557
>>213114080
Deebo is not the president.
Anonymous No.213114596 >>213114663
>>213111656
why did they move Korbin's name plate onto this other dude's door? It seemed so random.
Anonymous No.213114663 >>213115328
>>213114596
The cops were looking for Korbin, but the Priest knew it and wanted to get Korbin's help. The cops arrest that dude instead
Anonymous No.213114673 >>213114726
>>213111795
how could this tweaker be so intelligent and so dumb at the same time?
Anonymous No.213114726
>>213114673
GIMME THE CASH! He made the plan while he was chill, then when he's pulling it off he's jonesing bad for a hit and NEEDS THE CASH NOW!
Anonymous No.213114799 >>213115009
>>213111136
what specifically was he doing to her in this scene? simple cunninlingus or something else?
Anonymous No.213114913
>>213100547 (OP)
he's the closest thing the movie has to an everyman audience self insert that isn't a crazy badass and doesn't know anything about how satan is coming to kill the planet
Anonymous No.213114956 >>213115347
>>213107718
so, so so suck your toe, all the way to mexico. Obviously playing Ruby came quite naturally to him as he's nympho.
Anonymous No.213115009
>>213114799
Ruby's Signature Secret Move. Drives the ladies wild.
Anonymous No.213115064
>>213103754
porn addict phenotype
Anonymous No.213115156 >>213122518
>>213104672
Anonymous No.213115236
>>213110412
That was the 11th time Aziz fell asleep. Why didn't they replace him with a kid who didn't have narcolepsy?
Anonymous No.213115280
>>213114529
why the hell does he look and sound Chinese then?
Anonymous No.213115328 >>213115535 >>213118562
>>213114663
With their high tech gadgets these cops still relied on physical name plates to locate people-of-interest? Seems unlikely at best.
Anonymous No.213115347 >>213117093
>>213114956
Just because he's on a list doesn't mean he did something
Anonymous No.213115535
>>213115328
That's good. It was in the movie, so you're wrong.
Anonymous No.213115653
>>213103754
giga based
Anonymous No.213115843
>>213100547 (OP)
Shows how crass and grotesque mass entertainment had come, it predicts Ru Pauls Drag Race etc
Anonymous No.213115966
>>213104417
first one on the left is stunning
Anonymous No.213116353 >>213118403 >>213122266
Anonymous No.213116995
>>213101481
This needs to be an autoban string on 4chan at this point.
Anonymous No.213117071 >>213117143
>>213114080
He was legit fun and competent president.
Anonymous No.213117093 >>213118574
>>213115347
>flys to notorious pedo / child sacrifice island 20x
>did nothing wrong
>just an observer obviously
Anonymous No.213117108 >>213117363
>>213101734
He’s basically those male influencers/streamers with goofy dyed hair.
Anonymous No.213117143
>>213117071
I'd vote for Deebo
Anonymous No.213117178 >>213117529
hot hot HOT
Anonymous No.213117363
>>213117108
Is his penis-shaped afro firm enough to...?
Anonymous No.213117529
>>213117178
All night long. ALL NIGHT LONG! All night!
Anonymous No.213118403
>>213116353
I love women so much it's unreal
Anonymous No.213118562
>>213115328
You’re right. They should’ve at least checked his mooltipass
Anonymous No.213118574
>>213117093
Unless there's direct evidence he did something wrong it's all speculation
Anonymous No.213118687
>>213111507
The redhead princess in the theater for me.
Anonymous No.213118767
>>213100547 (OP)
Anonymous No.213118791
>>213112501
I don't think it's supposed to be a dystopia, NYC is just like that
Anonymous No.213118899
>>213104175
Kek. True
Anonymous No.213118915
>>213101481
fuck off
Anonymous No.213118938
>>213104408
Anonymous No.213118962
>>213103754
holy fucking based
and the space opera singer actress was only 16?!
Anonymous No.213119585 >>213119634
the point is gay niggers in outer spaces are funny
Anonymous No.213119634
>>213119585
Some gays are so gay they have an integer overflow and go straight.
Also I hate the stereotype that fymboyant people can’t be straight, I think that is the real lgbt oppression
Anonymous No.213119663
>>213101734
> remembered him being gay
Are you a women, or low iq, you obviously never pay attention
Anonymous No.213119776
>>213114437
Its almost like they were getting you ready for having a black president
Almost like they had it planned out years in advance
Anonymous No.213119912
>>213104857
watching this scene on amc right now
Anonymous No.213119953
>>213100547 (OP)
Exaggerated comedic character to counter Willis' uncharismatic character. They entire movie has an exaggerated scene and characters
Anonymous No.213120020 >>213120153
>>213100547 (OP)

I don't know. He was annoying then and he's still annoying but his performance is oddly prescient since he behaves like a zoomer livestreamer; loud, obnoxious, narcissistic, and always "on" and performing for views.
Anonymous No.213120048 >>213120280 >>213122331
Anonymous No.213120153
>>213120020
Entertainers have to be the center of attention. It is required they be extroverted.
Anonymous No.213120229
He’s the galaxy’s loudest hype man, hired to distract from the plot holes
Anonymous No.213120280 >>213120530
>>213120048
Why big budget cape sloppa looks more fake than this?
Anonymous No.213120297
>>213112651
>he say you braderunna
Anonymous No.213120530 >>213121447 >>213122132
>>213120280
It's all miniatures and models painstakingly created
Anonymous No.213121447
>>213120530
>painstakingly
it's all about how lazy the creators are?
Anonymous No.213121570 >>213122132
Anonymous No.213121603 >>213122132
Anonymous No.213121978
5th Element is one of those perfect timeless 10/10s

Like BTTF 1
And Gladiator 1
Anonymous No.213122132 >>213122359
>>213120530
>>213121570
>>213121603
Death of practical effects did movie industry in so fucking hard.
Anonymous No.213122266
>>213116353
put your lips on it and try to blow it up like a balloon
Anonymous No.213122331 >>213122366
>>213120048
imagine thinking new york could ever reach that size when at its current density it is having an exodus
Anonymous No.213122359
>>213122132
film too, it gave a 10% pre color graded buff to any movie
Anonymous No.213122366
>>213122331
The city grew because the ocean level dropped
Anonymous No.213122447
>>213101669
That definitely sounds like something prince would do.
Anonymous No.213122491
>>213104417
All of the chicks, but unironically.
Anonymous No.213122518
>>213115156
Nice. Can’t wait for this to get better in the future so I can tap to it.