Thread 213101574

HOH: Lauren
Noms: Keanu, Kelley, Will
Veto: TBD
Powers:
-Zach 10k bbBribe, lasts until jury
-Mickey secret HoH takeover

previously on /bb/: >>213094312

KELLEY <3

vincel

>>213101558
keeping a thread up because you never know with this cast of night owls, hell ashley launched her talk about morgan being in love with zach to zach at 3am their time

morgancels....we're getting ROASTED upstairs tonight...

i enjoy the lauren character, she is good

>>213101558
It's dead air till Keanu or Kelly win double Vetos

>>213101395
"he's" next to Adrian's bed with sunglasses and a blankie

>mickey/rachel/ashley telling zach how morgan is getting jealous about him talking to other girls
>she's acting like she's got you usda stamped
why the fuck can't we see this roast more skippy? you absolute cunt

feels bad nobody is hanging out with lauren in her hoh and she is downstairs

GO HOME BLACK PEOPLE

>lauren puts up boring noms
>they're being boring tonight because there's no scrambling
thanks lauren

kek Vince running right up to HOH with Lauren with everybody, yet again

they're telling stories of a mature nature upstairs

what does it smell like bros

>>213101721
there use to be a show called big brother after dark that promoted adult content

>>213101735
interspersed with ads for antidepressants, sex toys, psychic hotlines, anti-psychotics, and commemorative coins

>>213101721
why bother changing the rating if you won't even show raunchy stories, the fucks

zach/lauren in hoh

The Paramount-Skydance merger is scheduled to close on August 7th. Apparently one of the biggest priorities is to merge PlutoTV with Paramount+.

>>213101762
showtime bbad had no ads. only pop had ads

>>213101835
plutobros... we're dun. D U N

>>213101835
what does that mean for us???

is that 6 pack on laurens table an alcoholic beverage and if so why isnt she drinking it?

it's kinda funny how much the romance love triangle drama is stirring shit and yet nothing has definitively happened on any front kek
like morgan would murder the other hags if she heard that bathroom talk

i love how much zach hates ashley

>>213101917
Those are high noons which are alcoholic seltzers

>>213101887
It'll probably be like how Amazon merged Freevee into Prime Video and now there are free channels on Prime Video. Except some of the Pluto channels will probably switch to needing a paid Paramount+ account. The Pluto channels will probably also switch to using DRM since that's standard on Paramount+.

>>213101917
She said she offered it to Will as a consolation prize

>>213101947
you're probably right, and i doubt this season would be affected anyway

Lauren sounds a tiny bit like young britney

I'd eat lauren's poop

Lauren need her pussy plugged

reddit and x don't like all the microaggressions laruen and zach are committing

What do they do with all the neat decor items in the house when the season is over? Do they auction them or use them in other shows?

good ol rytard delusions

>>213102021
>microaggressions
is that really still a thing in 2025?

Rylie's hitlist is
Ashley
Mickey
Morgan
Rachel

shes talking about mom water again

lauren is a vodka kind of girl

>>213102078
uh ohhhhhh

>>213102078
Some call him Rytard.... but me? I call him the nigger slayer

>>213102078
based but I'm doubting simpboy wins comps

TikTok not fucking with BB27. Boomers & Zoomers all miss Tuck Tuck

zach giving me the ick bros, the old hag can have him

>>213101835
it was fun while it lasted...

>>213102204
bb26 and tucker were garbage and i won't pretend otherwise

Moshpitting to Drake songs with Zach

>>213102078
get him an hoh win

vince is cooked

tldr of today?

chaos ash update
>She got in Ropehead's head about Morgan to not trust her
>She got in Adrian’s head about Vince being sketchy
>She got in Rachel’s head about Vince needing to go next
>She told everyone Morgan has a crush on Zach and it's serious putting a bigger target on her and making her look like a fool

>>213102134
im surprised consider he's the biggest wigger I've seen in years. him and mickey almost started fucking day 1 as well

>>213102372
thank you!

>>213102078
they finna be a cookout alright

>these hags aren't targeting kat or simpmode
kek

>>213102396
kinda funny honestly

>>213102372
I love this chaotic wench like you wouldn't believe
90% of the drama today was instigated by her

ash is so funny here because she doesn't fuck with either of these hags especially rope

>>213102078
ashley mickey and morgan are an obvious trio but the usuals will be outraged regardless

>>213102372
Ashley is becoming the new favorite. Ashley actually delivers unlike any of the other boring, cowardly fucks. And she's somehow in a super safe position despite all this. She's in a safer spot than Adrian who literally did nothing to be a target other than having low charisma.

>>213102372
>>She got in Ropehead's head about Morgan to not trust her
which spiraled into Mickey bringing her concerns to Ava and Ava agreeing that Morgan is untrustworthy

>>213102442
desu her and morgan are making the show for me right now. also waiting for vince to get got

>Ashley saying Lauren and Zach don’t really talk game especially for a long time
>They're upstairs talking game for a long time

MORGO!! ZACH HAS BEEN IN HOH WITH LAUREN FOR A REALLY LONG TIME!!

ay vinny, have a nervous breakdown come on

>>213102475
>waiting for vince to get got
he pretty much has over the past 24 hours

>>213102510
yeah but i'm waiting for confrontations

>Adrian's dad is undocumented
Say hello to ICE buddy

https://x.com/89razorskate20/status/1948954709630275608

Need Vince to pull a Keyser Söze at the end of the season.

>bro talk
>feed cut

>>213102561
probably why he was cast and they're hoping for a 'your dad was deported' segment

>>213102372
I'm so glad she won that first veto

>>213102585
it's implied in his intro that his mom is single and he says he's playing the game for her, plus he doesn't shout out his dad

based simpmode being happy for two virgins falling in love

keanu has entered the chat

Lauren called to the DR, gotta get that late night reprogramming in

ENTER KEANU

very funny how quickly zach's avoided morgan thanks to ashley and co. lmao

just guys being dudes

just dudes being bros

>>213102706
>>213102708

KEANU WINS VETO
KELLEY WINS ARENA
THAS IT YO

>>213102706
>>213102708

>>213102728
That would leave the vote between Ashley and Will

who is that coughing??

>>213102869
probably audio from the backroom?

Damn simp actually gaming

someone's mic is hot

Zach: Morgan, Mickey, Ashley. They scare the hell out of me.

vince telling lauren zach has a crush on her

Zach just revealed his power level of noticing

>ashley telling zach about morgans crush
>vince telling lauren about zachs crush
kek wtf is in the air in that house

>>213102916
wtf vince

>>213102908
>Zach has been kicked off the show for racism

Zach told Rylie that he thought Will was with them, but he's been noticing more and more who Will is hanging out with

like that 1 on 1
good to know zach and simpmode are locked in and know who they should target

>>213102930
truly living up to his rat reputation

>>213102951
oh nooooo

>>213102952
hopefully one of them gets HoH next week. sounded like zach said if they get it, they probably have to just come out guns blazing

>>213102951
ZACH NO
STOP NOOOTICING

All the guys tonight except Will and Jimmy have said something to the effect that Mickey, Morgan, and Ashley gotta go

>>213102994
kek I was just going to post about that

With all this noticing, would they actually keep Keanu as long as he isn't up against Kelley?

Just got back from the bungalow what did I miss?

>>213102930
what does this expression convey???

Zach has a top bunk now? His feet dangle over the edge kek

>>213102983
honestly I think jimmy would join the club too if he found out mickey hid her power from him + all the girls shittalking
>>213103008
I feel like if it's between those two they feel fine with either gamewise and it will come down to who annoys them more more recently
>>213103016
rachel fell off and they gave her a bottom bunk apparently kek

Is it Vinny's wank time.

>>213102983
jimmy would join too if he knew those girls turned on him and are using him after his hoh reign

>>213102994
I sleep like this.

>no feeds on lauren in the hoh
must be her nightly schlicking

>>213102952
My favorite moment of that 1 on 1 was Simp telling Zach that Kat doesn't talk game with him either and the quick wtf face Zach made to that kek

>an actual normal bed time by the hgs
hallelujah, time to actually sleep

goodnight /bb/

i took a nap and now im awake with no hgs..

>>213103617
night babes
>>213103621
you picked the one night they had a semi early bedtime

gn sweet prince and gn /bb/ ( ◡‿◡ )

>>213103972
and gn bread too

>>213103972
night night

>>213104040
my heartu~ he so cute

>>213104040
>you talk non-human like

final bump of the night

later /bb/
hope the thread stays alive

>>213102442
>Ashley is becoming the new favorite
Sure...

Good morning ladies

>>213105250
morning hogg

>>213105250
Morning Hogg!

>>213104839
the bond could be a catlady favorite alliance...

>>213104839
wtf are these rankings? How is it possible to have such shit taste?

>>213105250
morning hogg! happy saturday

why did she win hoh if she wasnt planning on doing anything with it

>>213106377
she likes HOH robe

>>213106377
she said her parents are probably disappointed in her noms

>>213105250
morning mr cliff

>>213103012
happiness, desire, apprehension

>>213101724
caramel and BO

>>213106377
I think she said she guessed the final answer but yeah she really should've thrown this week

im playing chess while drinking my morning coffee. im the most dangerous man in the house

>>213102796
twitters gonna freak

>>213104839
personal favorite retard

>>213102343
Lauren flashed her armpits all over the house like she was Sharon Stone or somethin

wakey wakey

TLP?

keanus hitting up the shitter

>>213105250
OHAYOUUUU
May Keanu find triumphs in his veto pursuits today

>>213109304
If i was in the house i would wake up first to have the bathroom and kitchen to myself

>>213109485
Where would you jizz first?

>>213109545
the toilet seat

>>213106482
What a weird walk

Keanu wins veto, Kelley wins blockbuster, Will gets evicted, Keanu wins next HoH

>>213109639
looks like she was thinking too hard about how to walk

we back

vince and lauren whispering about something but i cant hear shit

>i'd go up to the top of this thing and jump off it
morgan when rachel suggested adrian as a showmance partner for her

>Morgan would rather jump off cliff than date Adrian
rude

Kelley has her personal bug in backyard called Kevin

>>213110496
she said he broke his leg

will picked ashley for player's choice

>>213110430
her requirements for dating when talking to Zach was almost 100% based on looks, she floundered when trying to talk about anything beyond that

>>213110496
Bug Brother

vince playing a good floater game

pets on 3 with SR audio

>>213101574 (OP)
who is this? new facialabuse hapa just dropped?

>>213110578
cant believe a gamer gurl model has such shallow dating preferences

will picked ashley to play veto without asking her before the ceremony

jimmy said he be shittin

>>213110898
praying for our girl to win it

kek when will was throwing a tantrum after nominations it was all for the cameras. and the end he said "end scene" and was back to normal

>>213110874
zachs shoving his happa micro peen in and out of that

>>213110898
he drafted her ass for the war

>>213111094
>will has content brain
unsure if based or not

I'm surprised Morgan is even trying to get a relationship. Female twitch streamers have to hide that shit or it's extremely detrimental to their tier 1 subs

what was the consensus on the unlocked thing?

veto being played in the second comp space

>>213111352
she had like 70 viewers before this average so, doubt she had many paypigs.

what did she mean by this

>>213111486
Those feet look big for her size.

most of these people only know bb26

they have to wear their day one outfits for three days

>>213111399
taylors statement was
>"we want to pull back on the cheesiness of the show"
and it was literally the same amount of cheesy cringeness so idk what the fuck she was talking about. all the gay ass segments felt like i was watching a satire of a show. when i first heard the idea i thought it would be really cool if bb had like an actually typical, natural flowing sportscenter type analysis broadcast but it didnt feel natural at all. personally i never got into rhap, but if there was added production value plus extra clips from show and diary rooms i would. but idk if i can endure the cringiness to sit through another one. also derrick and taylor tried to force like a fun loving oil and water dynamic that just felt awkward. anyways not to be anti jewish, but i do blame gay jew production for this.

>>213111616
most of this general too

morgan is playing wrong. she should be on vince and zach like white on rice instead of hanging with the hags

ashley's oatmeal sounds like WAP

>>213111352
she's not a pedobait streamer/vtuber that wants to appeal to white basement incels. she streams to an entirely different demographic of people, she plays apex legends for black people.

>>213111835
WAP?

>>213111952
an italian

imagine Kelley doing porn after the show like Michele bb11

>>213111835
White arrogant person

kek nice ceiling shot

>>213101574 (OP)
So how exactly did it dpread throughout the entire house that Ropes has the power?

>>213112108
i dont think it did. its all pure speculation. she only told morgan afaik and she has told no one else

>>213111399
Watch it and think for yourself sis.

>>213111399
it wasnt as bad as i thought it would be

>>213111486
shes giving us feet today instead of pits

Ava and Rachel came up with F2 name - Down To Fuck
it's actually Double The Fun which is lame and terrible

DOUBLE THE FUN

morgan cant go 30 seconds in a convo to reverting to seething about keanu

>>213111898
https://www.twitch.tv/modelmorg/clip/FrailSquareSparrowBIRB-6ROeVfRHS1HhhBYw

>>213112160
So why does everyone think it's her?

>>213112353
she's so cringe
avg 2k views on vods KEK

>>213112337
keanu winning veto is gonna give morgan menopause

>>213112353
watch the nbombs morgan

>>213112353
watch the n-bombs, sister

>>213112365
cause of the way the competition worked i guess they deduced it down to zach or mickey then it has to be her otherwise everyone would know cause zach wouldve told multiple people by now

>>213112365
just guessing and having allies who having spilled they have it

>>213112353
remember when anons thought she wasnt black

how was the friday episode? worth watching?

yo can we get this camera off morgan

>>213112656
she isnt, she is pulling a rachel dolezal

>>213112683
some segments were ok but overall it sucked

>>213112656
we're in week 3 and anons are still convinced Ava is jewish

morgan is hosting the comp

can we try to post that morgan clip on reddit so they cancel her?

>>213112683
it was decent they had big tit amy come on

keanu rachel gym

>>213112727
Ava is a jewish italian. Morgon is a jewish octroon.

KEANU x RACHEL KINO

lauren did the walk to the DR

>>213112751
No. Cancel culture is cancer.

keanu and rachel fighting again

>>213112792
based

>>213112799
cancel culture is only for white people

>>213112773
Italy doesn't have Jews, they were very chummy with a certain anti-Jew guy in the 1940s

rachel pretending she wanted to work with keanu

>>213112656
i was a day 0 truther

Fucking lmao they're still on about the Amy vote from Week 1

>>213112799
>>213112824
Cancel culture is a boogieman, it isn't real. Most people who have been "cancelled" have bounced back. The ones who didn't had a dying career anyway. Even Aaryn went on to have a mildly successful career as an influencer.

did keanu just say that will voted amy out last week?

>>213112902
explain epstein then

>>213112902
tell that to all the people who have been fired since the chuds took over 6 months ago

I don't know why Keanu even bothers, his only shot at anything at this point is to win for awhile.

>>213112902
they have to do chud shit, Aaryn is an influencer to trump voters
Luke was relegated to fishtank, fucking Hulk Hogan had to start simping for trump
once libshits decide to cancel you, they never let you back in - look at Louis CK and Aziz Ansasi

>>213112962
what else is he supposed to do? lay in hot tub for 3 hours every day like ava?

>>213112974
tell it to colbert

>>213112942
Epstein committed actual crimes.
Let's not confuse committing crimes with getting cancelled.
Getting cancelled is when priding yourself as an actual fascist, going on Jubilee platform, arguing with Mehdi Hasan, and getting fired as a result.

>>213113000
Colbert's show was cancelled but he's still the absolute darling of the left and not "cancelled"

>>213112990
honestly if he stopped interacting with people it would likely help his game

none of you are even watching feeds why are you here

>>213113020
he lost his job cause the woke chud mob. stop pretending its any different

rachel is bad at arguing. she gets flustered so easily

>>213113034
I've seen some pretty retarded takes on /bb/ but claiming a network cancelling a show and lefty wokesters cancelling a celebrity are the same thing is dumb as fuck

rachel is too stupid to argue with

Sacramento is not bay area

everyone, lets congratulate youssef on his acceptance into harvard law. he learned he got accepted on his birthday! 3 years ago was the infamous pound/leftover formation in bb24. may he find his way as a syrian man under the newly appointed jew president after the last one was taken down for not sucking off israel for bombing children in gaza.

>>213113057
Same as always.

>>213113034
His jokes were redundant and unfunny his entire run. His writers suck massive horsecock. Even drunk ass jimmy fallon and jewmy kimmel have better writers.

>>213113079
what the fuck are you smoking, a network didnt just cancel a show cause it wasnt performing well. they literally canceled the guy for talking bad about daddy

>talk bad about about buddies get canceled
>talk bad about orange get canceled

yeah bro its totally not the same at all

>>213113057
her arguments with brendon on bb13 were painful to watch. not sure how the guy deals with it every day

>>213113139
meds. now

>>213113136
who said that ?

>>213113004
The police/jail are just a physical manifestation of getting cancelled for doing something that the general public doesnt approve of

Rachel is whiny but she isn't wrong that Vince is in everyone's ears

>>213113185
Morgon was talking about the time she said sacramento was bay area as she is a jew plant and did not understand so she got a bunch of flack for it.

rachel targeting vinny this hard might actually help him

why is rachel so ass-blasted about vince now?

>>213113145
>jimmy fallon and jewmy kimmel
umm. i cant tell any of these guys apart. and theyre all ugly and uncharismatic and tell unfunny jokes. whichever one made skibidi biden gets exactly 1 point but everyone else has 0.

>>213113248
choas ash planted the seed the other day that vince is currently the front runner playing the best game and he's gotta go

>>213113248
She starts drama over nothing and the keanu drama just isn't hitting

>>213113153
are you ESL or something and don't get that "cancelled" has two different meanings?
somebody that is cancelled is essentially blacklisted from left-running hollywood, like James Franco or Bryan Singer or Louis CK. If there's a new Star Wars show or Marvel movie, woke lefties pitch a fit and demand they not be in the cast
Trump having a shitfit and demanding Paramount cancel the Colbert Show is different, Colbert will be accepted with open arms into any mainstream Hollywood project moving forward

>you think you run this house, im a bb legend
>i run this shit

kek

>>213113248
rachel knows vinny controls the game and she can't do anything about it

>>213113248
>now
She was the first person in the house to see that Vince is a snake

>>213113248
she recognizes that Vince is the kinda player that excels in houses with no structure like this but sadly Rachel is still Rachel and doesnt have the social graces to get that across to the others

>>213113292
vinny isn't controlling shit,

>>213113281
>lost her f2 goat
>has nobody else, people just want her in jury for some bizarre reason

VINNY IS RUNNING THIS HOUSE

>>213113139
what the !

KEANU RAT OUT RACHEL TIME

>>213113334
>people just want her in jury for some bizarre reason
they dont want the wrath of grod

>>213113248
hes a rat snake

Guys is it true that the one BB20 veto challenge was a diss on Trump? IDK if i can watch this show anymore, i feel sick.

>>213113334
>>213113363
they think whoever controls the jury will decide the winner. the girls think they have her in their pocket and jimmy thinks he has her in his. i think everyone else is indifferent to her being in jury

>knows zach has a crush
>stripping in front of him
what a minx

>>213113408
morgan is the one pushing that because she's production pet

>>213113408
yeah, also because she is a vet most probably expect her to be non-bitter juror which is funny considering that she didn't vote for Hayden in BB12 and would never vote for a newbie in BB13

>>213113416

Any pics

vinny is doing tm. whispering literally with everyone, its gonna bite him in the ass

i miss leah, she was hot as hell

>>213113378
>Zing a lago (mar a lago)
>Need to hide controversial images of Zingbot doing illegal or unsavory things (Trump using the FBI to hide all the blackmail tapes Epstein filmed of him with minors)
Yes, that POV challenge was dissing Trump. Go cry about it faggot.

zach says "hundred percent" all the time

>>213113579
yaaah

>>213113532
damn I forgot about that
based grodner

>>213113363
honestly prolly the right call. Grod would prolly do whatever to make sure Rachel at least reaches jury. Between that and the lack of showmance so far she prolly aint happy

LAUREN ABOUT TO POOP

>>213112942
That's not cancel culture, that's a crime numb nuts. Also, he killed himself. Hard to have a career after that.

>>213113258
I wont disagree on that just saying they're better than crybaby colbert, bob saget fgt lookin ass. I could go the rest of my life without hearing his Stewie trump voice. Same shit jokes even during bidens presidency. He comes on after the news here and it was the same goddamn shit every night. even the taylor tomlinson bitch after colbert makes me kek sometimes.
>>213113378
that was my favorite episode of bb ever.

pitties

>>213112974
Aziz Ansasi just made a movie with Keanu Reeves. Louis CK is still touring and doing shows.

MORGAN LOOKIN GOOD

lookin like a clown

PLEASE WIN VETO KEANU

I love how Mirror Vinnie swears as much as Keanu when talking to him

>>213113728
yes and touring for Joe Rogan fans is a bit different than getting paid $15 million for a Netflix special

why do vince and keanu want kelly to go home :(

That is Will's emotional support chair

>>213113752
she aint got no side nbombs

>>213113752
>Would you fuck me?
>Id fuck me
>Id fuck me hard, id fuck me so hard

>morgan saying to rachel that initially she felt bad for thinking she could take out lauren to get closer to zach on a game level but is now realizing that if lauren isn’t planning to target her then she shouldn’t target for lauren
Lauren W

keanu just named morgan, mickey, will, and ashley as a group....

>>213113849
stache check

Morgan's intense but Zach is still prolly being dumb to pass up on her like that cause Lauren seems more likely to cuck him for Vince

>>213113752
The joker

KEANU TRUSTS RACHEL AND TURNED ON KELLEY WHAT HAPPENED???

>>213113491
she was ok, lauren mogs her though

KEANU IS RUNNING THIS TABLE

>>213113696
pitties sittin right

>>213113861
Vince has wanted Kelley out since Week 1, he doesn't give a shit about her
Keanu's throwing everyone's names on the wall to see what sticks at this point

>>213113946
>you can't get kyled if you are black
another keanu masterplay

does jimmy own any clothes that aren't pink or black

>>213113957
Vince has a gf that actually looks kind of like Lauren. He must have a trust fund because I have no clue how he pulled that off

THAT'S THE GROUP

>>213113946
The Devon N-bomb sweep

>>213113987
Kelly is a retard.
>drop hints to everyone that she's been instigating fights since week 1. Especially the Jimmy and Keanu one.
>Now everyone is out to get her.

vince is such a mirroring rat, imagine being his friend irl

>>213113946
he's allowed to say it

>>213114046
Shut up Taran

i dont understand this vince mirror thing

please to explain

>>213114046
he's the regular run of the mill trustfund stoner

morgan was called A SNAKE BTW

>>213114044
all part of the plan

>>213114081
Snakeface

>>213114075
giwtwm

rylie is basically on summer vacation

>>213114046
ratty players are based as fuck

>>213113946
hispanics are racist asf. especially the black hispanics.

LET'S GO VINCE

>>213114093
She can't keep winning every time she gets on the block.
It's like what IRA said about Margaret Thatcher.
"we only have to be lucky once, you have to be lucky every time".
Kelly has to be lucky every time.

>>213114110
he said he isnt going to start playing till final 6 or 7 kek

and thats big brother

>>213114150
kyland?

Rachel is only 40...

ngl I thought she was already in her 30s in season 12. She's not aging well.

If you were on the block and won a veto comp that gives you the option to pick between
>The power of veto
>$10,000 cash
>Smelling Lauren's pits for an hour
which would you choose and why?

Hate this "Break the 4th wall and talk to the audience" shit Vince is doing.
It's not fishtank. There's no immediate audience participation.
It's just one way

>>213114242
veto (if its' F8 or later) > 10k > veto (if it's before F8) > lauren pits (can get hotter escort for an hour with 10k desu)

>>213114280
how new r u

>>213114064
mirroring as in he immediately registers the persons energy and gives it back. like if keanus upset at kelley vince acts upset about kelley, even if he was just acting super nice to kelley like a convo ago. he has many final 2s and mirroring all their differing emotions so its going to catch up to him

>>213114242
LAURENS PITS easy choice

when does ian usually make a new thread by

>>213114242
10k and then offer it to lauren later for a glove covered hand job

morgan got no ass

NEW

>>213114376
>>213114376
>>213114376
>>213114376

>>213114242
Do I get to keep the money secret? If I can, the money, if not the POV.

>>213114357
exactly especially for an african

>>213114280
>he thinks talking to the camera started with Fishtank.

Dr Will was doing that shit all the way back in season 2. Hell, people were doing it since the Real World in the 90s.

Why do Zoomers think they invented everything they do?

>>213114291
telling people what they want to hear is now called mirroring? sounds like zoomer speak

>>213114400
nah ur just retarded

>>213114395
most reality shows including the real world, breaking the 4th wall is a no no and rarely happens. its not really a thing on big brother, they are encouraged to talk to the cams