HOH: Lauren
Noms: Keanu, Kelley, Will
Veto: TBD
Powers:
-Zach 10k bbBribe, lasts until jury
-Mickey secret HoH takeover
previously on /bb/:
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>>213101558keeping a thread up because you never know with this cast of night owls, hell ashley launched her talk about morgan being in love with zach to zach at 3am their time
morgancels....we're getting ROASTED upstairs tonight...
i enjoy the lauren character, she is good
>>213101558It's dead air till Keanu or Kelly win double Vetos
>>213101395"he's" next to Adrian's bed with sunglasses and a blankie
>mickey/rachel/ashley telling zach how morgan is getting jealous about him talking to other girls
>she's acting like she's got you usda stamped
why the fuck can't we see this roast more skippy? you absolute cunt
feels bad nobody is hanging out with lauren in her hoh and she is downstairs
>lauren puts up boring noms
>they're being boring tonight because there's no scrambling
thanks lauren
kek Vince running right up to HOH with Lauren with everybody, yet again
they're telling stories of a mature nature upstairs
what does it smell like bros
>>213101721there use to be a show called big brother after dark that promoted adult content
>>213101735interspersed with ads for antidepressants, sex toys, psychic hotlines, anti-psychotics, and commemorative coins
>>213101721why bother changing the rating if you won't even show raunchy stories, the fucks
The Paramount-Skydance merger is scheduled to close on August 7th. Apparently one of the biggest priorities is to merge PlutoTV with Paramount+.
>>213101762showtime bbad had no ads. only pop had ads
>>213101835plutobros... we're dun. D U N
>>213101835what does that mean for us???
is that 6 pack on laurens table an alcoholic beverage and if so why isnt she drinking it?
it's kinda funny how much the romance love triangle drama is stirring shit and yet nothing has definitively happened on any front kek
like morgan would murder the other hags if she heard that bathroom talk
i love how much zach hates ashley
>>213101917Those are high noons which are alcoholic seltzers
>>213101887It'll probably be like how Amazon merged Freevee into Prime Video and now there are free channels on Prime Video. Except some of the Pluto channels will probably switch to needing a paid Paramount+ account. The Pluto channels will probably also switch to using DRM since that's standard on Paramount+.
>>213101917She said she offered it to Will as a consolation prize
>>213101947you're probably right, and i doubt this season would be affected anyway
Lauren sounds a tiny bit like young britney
Lauren need her pussy plugged
reddit and x don't like all the microaggressions laruen and zach are committing
What do they do with all the neat decor items in the house when the season is over? Do they auction them or use them in other shows?
>>213102021>microaggressionsis that really still a thing in 2025?
Rylie's hitlist is
Ashley
Mickey
Morgan
Rachel
shes talking about mom water again
lauren is a vodka kind of girl
>>213102078Some call him Rytard.... but me? I call him the nigger slayer
>>213102078based but I'm doubting simpboy wins comps
TikTok not fucking with BB27. Boomers & Zoomers all miss Tuck Tuck
zach giving me the ick bros, the old hag can have him
>>213101835it was fun while it lasted...
>>213102204bb26 and tucker were garbage and i won't pretend otherwise
Moshpitting to Drake songs with Zach
>>213102078get him an hoh win
chaos ash update
>She got in Ropehead's head about Morgan to not trust her
>She got in Adrianโs head about Vince being sketchy
>She got in Rachelโs head about Vince needing to go next
>She told everyone Morgan has a crush on Zach and it's serious putting a bigger target on her and making her look like a fool
>>213102134im surprised consider he's the biggest wigger I've seen in years. him and mickey almost started fucking day 1 as well
>>213102078they finna be a cookout alright
>these hags aren't targeting kat or simpmode
kek
>>213102396kinda funny honestly
>>213102372I love this chaotic wench like you wouldn't believe
90% of the drama today was instigated by her
ash is so funny here because she doesn't fuck with either of these hags especially rope
>>213102078ashley mickey and morgan are an obvious trio but the usuals will be outraged regardless
>>213102372Ashley is becoming the new favorite. Ashley actually delivers unlike any of the other boring, cowardly fucks. And she's somehow in a super safe position despite all this. She's in a safer spot than Adrian who literally did nothing to be a target other than having low charisma.
>>213102372>>She got in Ropehead's head about Morgan to not trust herwhich spiraled into Mickey bringing her concerns to Ava and Ava agreeing that Morgan is untrustworthy
>>213102442desu her and morgan are making the show for me right now. also waiting for vince to get got
>Ashley saying Lauren and Zach donโt really talk game especially for a long time
>They're upstairs talking game for a long time
MORGO!! ZACH HAS BEEN IN HOH WITH LAUREN FOR A REALLY LONG TIME!!
ay vinny, have a nervous breakdown come on
>>213102475>waiting for vince to get gothe pretty much has over the past 24 hours
>vince: everyday i gota make sure im good. everyday gota do the right thing. gota make sure im good
>>213102510yeah but i'm waiting for confrontations
hahey
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>Adrian's dad is undocumented
Say hello to ICE buddy
https://x.com/89razorskate20/status/1948954709630275608
Need Vince to pull a Keyser Sรถze at the end of the season.
>>213102561probably why he was cast and they're hoping for a 'your dad was deported' segment
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>>213102372I'm so glad she won that first veto
>>213102585it's implied in his intro that his mom is single and he says he's playing the game for her, plus he doesn't shout out his dad
based simpmode being happy for two virgins falling in love
>Rylie - I didn't want to be the only one trying to fuck
keanu has entered the chat
Lauren called to the DR, gotta get that late night reprogramming in
very funny how quickly zach's avoided morgan thanks to ashley and co. lmao
KEANU WINS VETO
KELLEY WINS ARENA
THAS IT YO
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>>213102728That would leave the vote between Ashley and Will
>>213102869probably audio from the backroom?
Damn simp actually gaming
Zach: Morgan, Mickey, Ashley. They scare the hell out of me.
vince telling lauren zach has a crush on her
Zach just revealed his power level of noticing
>ashley telling zach about morgans crush
>vince telling lauren about zachs crush
kek wtf is in the air in that house
>>213102908>Zach has been kicked off the show for racism
Zach told Rylie that he thought Will was with them, but he's been noticing more and more who Will is hanging out with
like that 1 on 1
good to know zach and simpmode are locked in and know who they should target
>>213102930truly living up to his rat reputation
>>213102952hopefully one of them gets HoH next week. sounded like zach said if they get it, they probably have to just come out guns blazing
>>213102951ZACH NO
STOP NOOOTICING
All the guys tonight except Will and Jimmy have said something to the effect that Mickey, Morgan, and Ashley gotta go
>>213102994kek I was just going to post about that
With all this noticing, would they actually keep Keanu as long as he isn't up against Kelley?
Just got back from the bungalow what did I miss?
>>213102930what does this expression convey???
Zach has a top bunk now? His feet dangle over the edge kek
>>213102983honestly I think jimmy would join the club too if he found out mickey hid her power from him + all the girls shittalking
>>213103008I feel like if it's between those two they feel fine with either gamewise and it will come down to who annoys them more more recently
>>213103016rachel fell off and they gave her a bottom bunk apparently kek
>>213102983jimmy would join too if he knew those girls turned on him and are using him after his hoh reign
>>213102994I sleep like this.
>no feeds on lauren in the hoh
must be her nightly schlicking
>>213102952My favorite moment of that 1 on 1 was Simp telling Zach that Kat doesn't talk game with him either and the quick wtf face Zach made to that kek
>an actual normal bed time by the hgs
hallelujah, time to actually sleep
i took a nap and now im awake with no hgs..
>>213103617night babes
>>213103621you picked the one night they had a semi early bedtime
gn sweet prince and gn /bb/ ( โกโฟโก )
>>213103972and gn bread too
>>213104040my heartu~ he so cute
>>213104040>you talk non-human like
later /bb/
hope the thread stays alive
>>213102442>Ashley is becoming the new favoriteSure...
>>213104839the bond could be a catlady favorite alliance...
>>213104839wtf are these rankings? How is it possible to have such shit taste?
>>213105250morning hogg! happy saturday
why did she win hoh if she wasnt planning on doing anything with it
>>213106377she likes HOH robe
>>213106377she said her parents are probably disappointed in her noms
>>213105250morning mr cliff
>>213103012happiness, desire, apprehension
>>213101724caramel and BO
>>213106377I think she said she guessed the final answer but yeah she really should've thrown this week
im playing chess while drinking my morning coffee. im the most dangerous man in the house
>>213102796twitters gonna freak
>>213104839personal favorite retard
>>213102343Lauren flashed her armpits all over the house like she was Sharon Stone or somethin
keanus hitting up the shitter
>>213105250OHAYOUUUU
May Keanu find triumphs in his veto pursuits today
>>213109304If i was in the house i would wake up first to have the bathroom and kitchen to myself
>>213109485Where would you jizz first?
>>213109545the toilet seat
>>213106482What a weird walk
Keanu wins veto, Kelley wins blockbuster, Will gets evicted, Keanu wins next HoH
>>213109639looks like she was thinking too hard about how to walk
vince and lauren whispering about something but i cant hear shit
>i'd go up to the top of this thing and jump off it
morgan when rachel suggested adrian as a showmance partner for her
>Morgan would rather jump off cliff than date Adrian
rude
Kelley has her personal bug in backyard called Kevin
>>213110496she said he broke his leg
will picked ashley for player's choice
>>213110430her requirements for dating when talking to Zach was almost 100% based on looks, she floundered when trying to talk about anything beyond that
vince playing a good floater game
>>213101574 (OP)who is this? new facialabuse hapa just dropped?
>>213110578cant believe a gamer gurl model has such shallow dating preferences
will picked ashley to play veto without asking her before the ceremony
>>213110898praying for our girl to win it
kek when will was throwing a tantrum after nominations it was all for the cameras. and the end he said "end scene" and was back to normal
>>213110874zachs shoving his happa micro peen in and out of that
>>213110898he drafted her ass for the war
>>213111094>will has content brainunsure if based or not
I'm surprised Morgan is even trying to get a relationship. Female twitch streamers have to hide that shit or it's extremely detrimental to their tier 1 subs
what was the consensus on the unlocked thing?
veto being played in the second comp space
>>213111352she had like 70 viewers before this average so, doubt she had many paypigs.
what did she mean by this
>>213111486Those feet look big for her size.
most of these people only know bb26
they have to wear their day one outfits for three days
>>213111399taylors statement was
>"we want to pull back on the cheesiness of the show"and it was literally the same amount of cheesy cringeness so idk what the fuck she was talking about. all the gay ass segments felt like i was watching a satire of a show. when i first heard the idea i thought it would be really cool if bb had like an actually typical, natural flowing sportscenter type analysis broadcast but it didnt feel natural at all. personally i never got into rhap, but if there was added production value plus extra clips from show and diary rooms i would. but idk if i can endure the cringiness to sit through another one. also derrick and taylor tried to force like a fun loving oil and water dynamic that just felt awkward. anyways not to be anti jewish, but i do blame gay jew production for this.
>>213111616most of this general too
morgan is playing wrong. she should be on vince and zach like white on rice instead of hanging with the hags
ashley's oatmeal sounds like WAP
>>213111352she's not a pedobait streamer/vtuber that wants to appeal to white basement incels. she streams to an entirely different demographic of people, she plays apex legends for black people.
imagine Kelley doing porn after the show like Michele bb11
>>213111835White arrogant person
>>213101574 (OP)So how exactly did it dpread throughout the entire house that Ropes has the power?
>>213112108i dont think it did. its all pure speculation. she only told morgan afaik and she has told no one else
>>213111399Watch it and think for yourself sis.
>>213111399it wasnt as bad as i thought it would be
>>213111486shes giving us feet today instead of pits
Ava and Rachel came up with F2 name - Down To Fuck
it's actually Double The Fun which is lame and terrible
morgan cant go 30 seconds in a convo to reverting to seething about keanu
>>213111898https://www.twitch.tv/modelmorg/clip/FrailSquareSparrowBIRB-6ROeVfRHS1HhhBYw
>>213112160So why does everyone think it's her?
>>213112353she's so cringe
avg 2k views on vods KEK
>>213112337keanu winning veto is gonna give morgan menopause
>>213112353watch the nbombs morgan
>>213112353watch the n-bombs, sister
>>213112365cause of the way the competition worked i guess they deduced it down to zach or mickey then it has to be her otherwise everyone would know cause zach wouldve told multiple people by now
>>213112365just guessing and having allies who having spilled they have it
>>213112353remember when anons thought she wasnt black
how was the friday episode? worth watching?
yo can we get this camera off morgan
>>213112656she isnt, she is pulling a rachel dolezal
>>213112683some segments were ok but overall it sucked
>>213112656we're in week 3 and anons are still convinced Ava is jewish
morgan is hosting the comp
can we try to post that morgan clip on reddit so they cancel her?
>>213112683it was decent they had big tit amy come on
>>213112727Ava is a jewish italian. Morgon is a jewish octroon.
lauren did the walk to the DR
>>213112751No. Cancel culture is cancer.
keanu and rachel fighting again
>>213112799cancel culture is only for white people
>>213112773Italy doesn't have Jews, they were very chummy with a certain anti-Jew guy in the 1940s
rachel pretending she wanted to work with keanu
>>213112656i was a day 0 truther
Fucking lmao they're still on about the Amy vote from Week 1
>>213112799>>213112824Cancel culture is a boogieman, it isn't real. Most people who have been "cancelled" have bounced back. The ones who didn't had a dying career anyway. Even Aaryn went on to have a mildly successful career as an influencer.
did keanu just say that will voted amy out last week?
>its not morgan and mickey
>>213112902explain epstein then
>>213112902tell that to all the people who have been fired since the chuds took over 6 months ago
I don't know why Keanu even bothers, his only shot at anything at this point is to win for awhile.
>thought it was supposed to be amy, but it's actually ava who is rachel's izzy
>>213112902they have to do chud shit, Aaryn is an influencer to trump voters
Luke was relegated to fishtank, fucking Hulk Hogan had to start simping for trump
once libshits decide to cancel you, they never let you back in - look at Louis CK and Aziz Ansasi
>>213112962what else is he supposed to do? lay in hot tub for 3 hours every day like ava?
>>213112974tell it to colbert
>>213112942Epstein committed actual crimes.
Let's not confuse committing crimes with getting cancelled.
Getting cancelled is when priding yourself as an actual fascist, going on Jubilee platform, arguing with Mehdi Hasan, and getting fired as a result.
>>213113000Colbert's show was cancelled but he's still the absolute darling of the left and not "cancelled"
>>213112990honestly if he stopped interacting with people it would likely help his game
none of you are even watching feeds why are you here
>>213113020he lost his job cause the woke chud mob. stop pretending its any different
rachel is bad at arguing. she gets flustered so easily
>>213113034I've seen some pretty retarded takes on /bb/ but claiming a network cancelling a show and lefty wokesters cancelling a celebrity are the same thing is dumb as fuck
rachel is too stupid to argue with
Sacramento is not bay area
everyone, lets congratulate youssef on his acceptance into harvard law. he learned he got accepted on his birthday! 3 years ago was the infamous pound/leftover formation in bb24. may he find his way as a syrian man under the newly appointed jew president after the last one was taken down for not sucking off israel for bombing children in gaza.
>>213113057Same as always.
>>213113034His jokes were redundant and unfunny his entire run. His writers suck massive horsecock. Even drunk ass jimmy fallon and jewmy kimmel have better writers.
>>213113079what the fuck are you smoking, a network didnt just cancel a show cause it wasnt performing well. they literally canceled the guy for talking bad about daddy
>talk bad about about buddies get canceled>talk bad about orange get canceled yeah bro its totally not the same at all
>>213113057her arguments with brendon on bb13 were painful to watch. not sure how the guy deals with it every day
>>213113136who said that ?
>>213113004The police/jail are just a physical manifestation of getting cancelled for doing something that the general public doesnt approve of
Rachel is whiny but she isn't wrong that Vince is in everyone's ears
>>213113185Morgon was talking about the time she said sacramento was bay area as she is a jew plant and did not understand so she got a bunch of flack for it.
rachel targeting vinny this hard might actually help him
why is rachel so ass-blasted about vince now?
>>213113145>jimmy fallon and jewmy kimmelumm. i cant tell any of these guys apart. and theyre all ugly and uncharismatic and tell unfunny jokes. whichever one made skibidi biden gets exactly 1 point but everyone else has 0.
>>213113248choas ash planted the seed the other day that vince is currently the front runner playing the best game and he's gotta go
>>213113248She starts drama over nothing and the keanu drama just isn't hitting
>>213113153are you ESL or something and don't get that "cancelled" has two different meanings?
somebody that is cancelled is essentially blacklisted from left-running hollywood, like James Franco or Bryan Singer or Louis CK. If there's a new Star Wars show or Marvel movie, woke lefties pitch a fit and demand they not be in the cast
Trump having a shitfit and demanding Paramount cancel the Colbert Show is different, Colbert will be accepted with open arms into any mainstream Hollywood project moving forward
>you think you run this house, im a bb legend
>i run this shit
kek
>>213113248rachel knows vinny controls the game and she can't do anything about it
>>213113248>nowShe was the first person in the house to see that Vince is a snake
>>213113248she recognizes that Vince is the kinda player that excels in houses with no structure like this but sadly Rachel is still Rachel and doesnt have the social graces to get that across to the others
>>213113292vinny isn't controlling shit,
>>213113281>lost her f2 goat>has nobody else, people just want her in jury for some bizarre reason
VINNY IS RUNNING THIS HOUSE
KEANU RAT OUT RACHEL TIME
>lauren: look at the table
>>213113334>people just want her in jury for some bizarre reasonthey dont want the wrath of grod
>>213113248hes a rat snake
Guys is it true that the one BB20 veto challenge was a diss on Trump? IDK if i can watch this show anymore, i feel sick.
>>213113334>>213113363they think whoever controls the jury will decide the winner. the girls think they have her in their pocket and jimmy thinks he has her in his. i think everyone else is indifferent to her being in jury
>knows zach has a crush
>stripping in front of him
what a minx
>>213113408morgan is the one pushing that because she's production pet
>>213113408yeah, also because she is a vet most probably expect her to be non-bitter juror which is funny considering that she didn't vote for Hayden in BB12 and would never vote for a newbie in BB13
vinny is doing tm. whispering literally with everyone, its gonna bite him in the ass
i miss leah, she was hot as hell
>>213113378>Zing a lago (mar a lago)>Need to hide controversial images of Zingbot doing illegal or unsavory things (Trump using the FBI to hide all the blackmail tapes Epstein filmed of him with minors)Yes, that POV challenge was dissing Trump. Go cry about it faggot.
zach says "hundred percent" all the time
>>213113532damn I forgot about that
based grodner
>>213113363honestly prolly the right call. Grod would prolly do whatever to make sure Rachel at least reaches jury. Between that and the lack of showmance so far she prolly aint happy
>>213112942That's not cancel culture, that's a crime numb nuts. Also, he killed himself. Hard to have a career after that.
>>213113258I wont disagree on that just saying they're better than crybaby colbert, bob saget fgt lookin ass. I could go the rest of my life without hearing his Stewie trump voice. Same shit jokes even during bidens presidency. He comes on after the news here and it was the same goddamn shit every night. even the taylor tomlinson bitch after colbert makes me kek sometimes.
>>213113378that was my favorite episode of bb ever.
>>213112974Aziz Ansasi just made a movie with Keanu Reeves. Louis CK is still touring and doing shows.
I love how Mirror Vinnie swears as much as Keanu when talking to him
>>213113728yes and touring for Joe Rogan fans is a bit different than getting paid $15 million for a Netflix special
why do vince and keanu want kelly to go home :(
That is Will's emotional support chair
>>213113752she aint got no side nbombs
>>213113752>Would you fuck me?>Id fuck me>Id fuck me hard, id fuck me so hard
>morgan saying to rachel that initially she felt bad for thinking she could take out lauren to get closer to zach on a game level but is now realizing that if lauren isnโt planning to target her then she shouldnโt target for lauren
Lauren W
keanu just named morgan, mickey, will, and ashley as a group....
Morgan's intense but Zach is still prolly being dumb to pass up on her like that cause Lauren seems more likely to cuck him for Vince
KEANU TRUSTS RACHEL AND TURNED ON KELLEY WHAT HAPPENED???
>>213113491she was ok, lauren mogs her though
KEANU IS RUNNING THIS TABLE
>>213113696pitties sittin right
>>213113861Vince has wanted Kelley out since Week 1, he doesn't give a shit about her
Keanu's throwing everyone's names on the wall to see what sticks at this point
>>213113946>you can't get kyled if you are blackanother keanu masterplay
does jimmy own any clothes that aren't pink or black
>>213113957Vince has a gf that actually looks kind of like Lauren. He must have a trust fund because I have no clue how he pulled that off
>>213113946The Devon N-bomb sweep
>>213113987Kelly is a retard.
>drop hints to everyone that she's been instigating fights since week 1. Especially the Jimmy and Keanu one. >Now everyone is out to get her.
vince is such a mirroring rat, imagine being his friend irl
>>213113946he's allowed to say it
i dont understand this vince mirror thing
please to explain
>>213114046he's the regular run of the mill trustfund stoner
morgan was called A SNAKE BTW
>>213114044all part of the plan
rylie is basically on summer vacation
>>213114046ratty players are based as fuck
>>213113946hispanics are racist asf. especially the black hispanics.
>>213114093She can't keep winning every time she gets on the block.
It's like what IRA said about Margaret Thatcher.
"we only have to be lucky once, you have to be lucky every time".
Kelly has to be lucky every time.
>Vinny only now realizing the overpromising F2s to everyone in this house is bad actually
>>213114110he said he isnt going to start playing till final 6 or 7 kek
>that shit gonna catch up to me eventually
Rachel is only 40...
ngl I thought she was already in her 30s in season 12. She's not aging well.
If you were on the block and won a veto comp that gives you the option to pick between
>The power of veto
>$10,000 cash
>Smelling Lauren's pits for an hour
which would you choose and why?
Hate this "Break the 4th wall and talk to the audience" shit Vince is doing.
It's not fishtank. There's no immediate audience participation.
It's just one way
>>213114242veto (if its' F8 or later) > 10k > veto (if it's before F8) > lauren pits (can get hotter escort for an hour with 10k desu)
>>213114064mirroring as in he immediately registers the persons energy and gives it back. like if keanus upset at kelley vince acts upset about kelley, even if he was just acting super nice to kelley like a convo ago. he has many final 2s and mirroring all their differing emotions so its going to catch up to him
>>213114242LAURENS PITS easy choice
when does ian usually make a new thread by
>>21311424210k and then offer it to lauren later for a glove covered hand job
>>213114242Do I get to keep the money secret? If I can, the money, if not the POV.
>>213114357exactly especially for an african
>>213114280>he thinks talking to the camera started with Fishtank.Dr Will was doing that shit all the way back in season 2. Hell, people were doing it since the Real World in the 90s.
Why do Zoomers think they invented everything they do?
>>213114291telling people what they want to hear is now called mirroring? sounds like zoomer speak
>>213114400nah ur just retarded
>>213114395most reality shows including the real world, breaking the 4th wall is a no no and rarely happens. its not really a thing on big brother, they are encouraged to talk to the cams