Thread 213106459

>>213106459 (OP)
Good, keep watchin'

excuse me sir, I'm gooning here

>>213106459 (OP)
Honestly if Dexter went to an out of the way gay bar and made it look like he was trying to hide his tracks, Doakes probably would've fucked off.

>>213106669
This. The drug addict thing was retarded because it’s still a crime, even if Doakes didn’t continue hunting him for it he was obviously going to mention it to Debra. Him being a closet fag wouldn’t have been something he’d mention to other people and if he did, Debra not knowing about it wouldn’t set off alarm bells.

surprise motherfucker

>>213106459 (OP)
>UK Government talking to every white internet user in the country

>>213106459 (OP)
so how in the ever loving fuck did he know dexter was a serial killer

>>213106819
He didn’t. He was shocked when he found out that Dexter had killed people and was like, “I knew were a creepy fuck but THIS?” I assumed he thought he was a peeping tom or a pedo or something.

>>213106459 (OP)
is the controversy still alive?,was he really a black jew after all or just bluffing?

>>213106819
he was just flirting/negging him. they were in love. the reveal was a betrayal.

>>213106907
The entire reason Doakes got on his case was because Dexter was being fake nice and jovial. Really, nothing would have happened if Dexter just didn't bother with a fake normie personality and just acted like the emotionless robot he secretly was without hiding it.

>>213106819
He knew Dexter was a creep with way too many suspicious traits, but a mass murderer who was succesfully screwing with the entire local taskforce & the FBI was a bit more than Doakes expected.

>>213106819
He thought the sexual tension between Dexter and Debra was weird and he really thought he could catch them fucking

>>213106459 (OP)
I own you

>>213106819
Doakes was in the military where he served with psychopaths with their own "dark passengers", so he picked up on Dexter's dark vibe from the start

>>213106669
doakes wouldn’t be convinced unless he actually saw dexter go down on a dude

>>213107145
We were robbed of the inner monologue of Dexter trying to sell his gay act without taking it further than he needs to.

>>213106459 (OP)
He should've been the final antagonist and Dexter killing him and getting away with everything would've been the perfect ending

>>213106966
>being fake nice and jovial.
I do this and nobody has even seen though it. I even do the shit like bringing doughnuts to work and the women love it and they all get along very well with me.

When will AI get good enough to full de-age them to how they looked in season 1 of dexter so they can redo the show and have doakes live?

>>213106459 (OP)
I got to the part where Dexter has him locked in a cage, and I keep procrastinating watching any more because Dexter/Doakes is the peak of the show.

Doakes just wanted to fuck him, he was shocked when he found out he was a serial killer, special forces killer completely panics when he has the drop on Dexter.

zesty

Bay. Harbor. Butcher.

>>213107257
That's because there's no Doakes in your life, normies are too smoothbrained not to go along with token societies. It takes a spastic motherfucker to see through the facade.

Forced meme

>>213107145
Dexter totally would have done that to throw off Doakes if he could.

>>213106819
he didn't know. he thought he was creepy and was hiding something about Brian Moser
before the whole ice truck killer thing, Doakes just found him weird but that was it.
then ITK thing happens, Doakes figures out Dex is working his own angle (finding him looking for deb by himself in a container yard for example). He was also suspicious when Dex told everyone Brian called him because he wasn't sure he wanted to kill Deb. After Brian is dead, Doakes just keeps investigating and finds Dexter is a black belt in judo, dropped medical school to become a forensics geek and his whole past before he was adopted is mysteriously gone even for a man with Washington contacts (which honestly sounds dumb but its dexter universe)

>>213107257
Nah, someone has definitely got a vibe. That's how the whole recent burst of Doakesposting started, everyone has that one person they feel that way about. There's definitely a Doakes type calling you a fake piece of shit somewhere and his friends are being like, "No, anon's nice."

Dexter used to be good. New Blood was ok and could have been a fitting ending but they have to make a prequel nobody wanted and a sequel where SURPRISE dexters not dead. It’s so tiresome.

>>213107464
>those eyebrows
I need to see her full bush

Doakes is literally me when that faggot "troglodyte_poster" shat up by reputation. IYKYK.

His nose Job sucks

>>213106819
Because everyone else in the show was retarded

>>213107503
>What’s the matter, Dex? Performance anxiety? I’m not leaving until it’s fully erect you creep motherfucker

Doakes is literally me (I'm white thoughbeit) when that creepy ass faggot "troglodyte_poster" shat up my reputation. IYKYK.

subhuman tranny jannies are getting paid by zog to delete all threads that are about that pedo rapist pedro pascal to protect his reputation. total janny death

>>213106819
he didn't really know, merely had a gut feeling about there being something off with dexter.
in the books it's explained away by both dexter and him, as well as many other fucked up individuals being possesed by moloch or some shit, which allowed them to recognize each other's nature to a certain degree.
iirc it's even mentioned in the show but is explained away as being some sort of hidden sense.
they turned those supernatural elements way down in the show and instead it became a perma-angry darkie hassling a seemingly autistic co-worker.

>>213107361
they portayed him as an obsessed and neurotic spazz that didn't really know shit but just had to uncover dexter's secret

>>213106819
he didn't knew he was a serial killer, but he knew Dexter was hiding something really dark (killing, raping, kids etc), Doakes didn't expected Dexter to be Bay Harbor Butcher, Doakes was also a killer(duo to the time in army and he was in a lot of shootings when he was a cop) like Dexter, so game know game type of situation
>>213108814
>as well as many other fucked up individuals being possesed by moloch or some shit, which allowed them to recognize each other's nature to a certain degree.
>iirc it's even mentioned in the show but is explained away as being some sort of hidden sense.
shame they didn't show us that, i guess they wanted to keep realistic as possible

>>213107723
Im pretty sure those are tattooed onto her face

>>213106459 (OP)
the show died when Doakes died.
you're a faggot if you don't agree.

>>213107145
>>213107169
>>213107503
>>213108484
fuckin hell i sorta wanna see this. both how they actually write those fucking scenes, and second how they get around making it tv friendly to show. fuckin lmao imagine that shit

>>213108814
yeah doakes has something like 80 shootings on his record, and almost all of them are "no witnesses, he drew, i had to shoot". the implication was doakes was just taking people out he felt deserved it, like dexter was doing. what we dont find out is if doakes only goes after "guilty" people or just literally if he goes off his gut feeling

>>213110785
Doakes was a spook and we saw in an episode that one of those shooting of an "innocent" janitor was actually a former African warlord or something and feds stepped in to cover for him when Batista snitched on him and had an investigation open about it.

>>213110785
Would've been fucking awesome if Doakes took the role Jimmy Smits took in season 3 as Dexter's accomplice and student, with Doakes realising what drew him to Dexter was his own killer side recognising another. I wonder if that character was actually supposed to be Doakes and they had to give the arc to someone else because the actor left. Because Doakes is a massive part of the first 2 seasons.

>>213110870
i might be mixing tv doakes with book doakes. i think the killing stuff was in the books and just hinted at in the show. the 80 number sticks in me head because i think its in both mediums. the show sorta hints it but forgets about it, it comes up during that part where he shoots a dude under a wharf i think. didnt the warlord thing still imply that anyways, but add the spook angle? also in the books doakes just straight up has the passenger.

also, how fucking perfect was the casting for this. i cant even imagine the show with the original descriptions the book gave everyone. dexter as a sorta chubby schlub? carefully cultivating his image to be the funny fat guy who can barely make it up a set of flights? much better disguise for a serial killer, but imagine hiring danny devito for dexters roles instead of micheal.

>>213111022
>a set of flights
fucking hell i should go to bed. a set of stairs. STAIRS.

>>213106459 (OP)
I was rooting for doakes
Dexter is the main antagonist

>>213111022
mch was the perfect actor for the role desu, surprised he didn't get more high profile roles after dexter

>>213111428
what typecasting does to a surprise mf

>>213106902
https://youtu.be/1noM9kUxOxs?si=UWP1Mt-JV0Z_0Jvd&t=2

>>213111428
he did musicals and shit. He was chosen by david bowie to star in his musical before he died.

>>213111505
>?si=UWP1Mt-JV0Z_0Jvd
learn to internet, nigger

>>213107257
>I do this and nobody has even seen though it

i love doakesposting

>>213113711
thread died, motherfucka

im glad my nigga doakes is making a comeback as a meme
salt fries mothafucka

>"You dont even walk like a normal person, You glide like a lizard on ice"
lizard on ice?!

>>213106614
based doakes poster

>>213106669
Doakes would have made a move. That nibba zesty (I just can't prove it)

>>213107257
>nobody has even seen though it
That's because they're all doing it too.

>got a career revival and got brought back to the new season of Dexter purely off the back of Doakesposting
Based

>>213107138
Some people have a Spidey-Sense for that kind of thing. I can sniff out a fellow autist from one conversation.
Doakes could have made a career out of detecting psychos for the government and that would have been a much better spinoff than whatever Showtime has been sharting out.

>>213115301
>When you think that someone you know IRL is a 4chan poster but you can't prove it without blowing your own cover

>>213106819
Because he was the only person with a brain

>>213115394
you have to say something to him like
>that sounds like a greentext I read once
see how they respond

>>213115103
you got me

>>213107257
They just don't say anything. Fake niceness is super obvious to people who are not retarded or autistic. But why would they start shit with you over it?

>>213106459 (OP)
this is when you do the wkuk slow jerk on him

>>213115394
I knew someone who sad Kek all the time. I told him he needed to hide his power level but he had no idea what I was talking about so he must have been a newfag

>>213115573
Dude every single male over 25 uses 4chan. Its that simple.

>>213115649
that explains why zoomers hate women/are afraid of them

absolute retards

>>213106459 (OP)
I. OWN. YOU.

>>213106819
Dexter is really obviously putting up a nice guy front and no one else paid extra attention to see how he spends his free time like Doaks

>>213106459 (OP)
I need to watch the first 2-3 seasons of this again, been so long since I've seen Doakes.

>>213106819
Cause he doesn't even walk. He glides, like a fuckin... lizard on ice.

>>213106459 (OP)
So why didn't he bust a cap in his knee when Dexter was advancing towards him at the creek?

>>213115811
Doakes should have filed an HR complaint and it would have been over for Dexter then and there.

Look I know the show writers are lurking. Just bring back robodoakes, make him a serial killer who kills serial killers. Theres your season 2 finale. Season 3, Dexter vs Doakes...but this time....its personal.

>dexter thinks its ghost doakes but then ghost doakes beats him up
>season 4 the blonde rape victim has started raping young boys and killing their fathers

>>213115649
You would be surprised at how many people still think it's the choild roipist horse porn site.

>>213115985
Too bad. Dexter played the long game with free donuts, being kind, smiling, and also acted like a victim in front of Laguerta. Nobody would believe Doakes report against him.

>>213116171
Anytime someone asks me if I know about 4chan, thats the answer I give

>>213115394
A girl I liked was dating a guy who I knew posted on 4chan, I could just tell based on his tastes in movies and games that he frequented /v/ and the references he made. He looked like a redditor, but I knew his secret.

>>213116271
Did you tell?

>>213116307
Nah, I mean I hated him out of jealousy but then I was like “holy shit you can frequent 4chan and still get laid?” and brushed it off. She said a few years down the road that he was a dick which doesn’t surprise me but by that point I lost interest. Thanks for reading my blog.

>>213106459 (OP)
Killing Doakes ruined the show

>>213116525
No. He was killed at the right time in service of the overall story - the tension between him and Dexter couldn't have continued. The season wouldn't have been as impactful if he hadn't died either.

>>213106669
>bullshit, you have no friends

>>213116497
Never believe women

>>213107145
>"Oh so you gay now? Prove it, motherfucker."
>pulls his pants down
>"Alright FREAK, you better start suckin some dick"

>>213116973
oakes was the original dreamybull

>>213110881
fuck that would have been great

>>213110881
Would be gay and shit

>>213107257
>nobody has even seen though it.
Its because NOBODY CARES you circus freak. Its a 9-5, no one is concerned with investigating you.

>>213116171

It's still the reprobate website (/pol/). I've been here the entire time and I've never openly acknowledged to anyone that this is the one website I use on a daily basis. No good could possibly come of that.

I was assessed by a psychologist and they told me im very good at faking being nice due to very unusually high emotional intelligence.

>>213119353
>pay some retard to listen to your problems
>believe it when they say "omg ur so smart lol thats why you can fake being nice awwww"
Fuckin autist

>>213119088
/pol/ is full of magaboomers with milquetoast 80s liberal takes, X and instagram are where the holocaust denial and nigger exterminationism is at now, oldfags who still post on 4chan are stragglers left behind.

>>213119434
Go to sleep Musk.

>>213106819
Search for "Dexter without inner monologue" on youtube.

>>213115394
heh. i like that story of a guy noticing a chinner on a date who was sperging out and he dropped him a hint he was also a channer when the girl was out of earshot but then when she came back and the guy kept making 4chan jokes and references to him he pretend he had no idea what he was talking about and made silly looks with the girl like he was an awkward weirdo

>>213115285
Damn, Doakes is in the new show? I may pick it up after all.

Almost 20 years later and Doakes posting is revived. Doakes memes on /tv/ were some of the first, they were simpler, better times in the 00s.

>>213120344
Doakes is a classic meme and lives on in our hearts. From "surprise motherfucker" to full on Doakesposting.

>>213120344
i miss that image about "yes, i watch dexter, i get a sick pleasure" or whatever image

>>213106459 (OP)
>That episode where Dexter imagined his life with Doakes

the revival of doakesposting makes me so happy

>>213120344
Tiktok unironically revived Dexter through zoomer edits

There’s a character called Dr Doak in Goldeneye and I feel like there’s a daring synthesis to be made there

>>213106669
this or some freaky but not illegal fetish would have been a good plot for an episode

>>213109319
>shame they didn't show us that, i guess they wanted to keep realistic as possible
it wasn't a shame at all, the dark passenger retcon from the third book was such a piece of shit that they downplayed it hard in future books since everyone hated it

>>213107464
forced chemistry.
she's blatently been told to do that

>>213106819
It's a stupid gimmick. There's no logical explanation besides something vague about how he killed people in war or something.

>>213106459 (OP)
Supplies motherfucker

>>213119668
He’s only in it for like 30 seconds bro. The new series is quite good so far but they can still fuck it up.

>>213111428
Doubt he cares. He got something every actor would kill for: a beloved role that never stops being profitable

>>213122588
Checked and true. Call me weird but I think MCH would be a good terminator. People always say shit like Cena or the Rock etc, but to me MCH would be a great Terminator.