Thread 213106892

>>213106892 (OP)
He's a gay Mexican and his brother is a tranny.

>>213106921
he is not a mexican.

>>213106938
Everyone south of the US border is a Mexican to me.

>>213106956
there is no US, only north Mexico.

>>213106965
Hey, be nice to south Canada

>>213106998
wtf even my fictional wife and fictional gf who i cheat on my fictional wife with do not do that to me

>>213106892 (OP)
>>213106998

>>213106997
what’s a canada? You mean north-northern Wisconson?

>>213106892 (OP)
I raep. Im INDIAN and I raep.

>>213106892 (OP)

what's happening here with eye

>>213106998
>>213107012
I just want this Thalmor matriarch to flex her biceps while stroking my cock bros, is that too much to ask?

>>213106965
>>213106997
Hehehwhhw

>>213107012
Why is he dressed like a minion

>>213106998
It looks like a pimp negotiating his hooker's price with a client.

>>213107075
anxiety

>>213107150
kek

>>213106946
>>213107045
It actually makes me really happy that people have got tired of his shit and started to turn on him. The creep motha fucka meme is gold.

>>213106998
Isn't she married? Faggot or not, you don't do that shit.

Love Kirby.

>>213106998
As a man, if your girl is doing that to a guy, you are either a cuck or already breaking up.

>>213107038
Incredible he never did this anxiety shit with potato face bella ramsay

>>213107172
Fuck her too, bitch is married. Unless the husband is actually a cuck in which case pathetic.

>>213107038
>when you have to hold his hand so he doesn't grope you in public
kek

>>213106998
Jesuschrist, when did celebrities started looking like that. They look like shit

>>213106998
I want a British mommy to stroke me too.

>>213107219
He only gets anxious around chads and stacies please understand

>>213107219
Why would he? She's the one giving him the panic attacks.

>>213107045
But she's coming onto him you dumb fucking zesty nigger

>>213106998
according to chud logic that means she's a rapist and a pedophile

>>213106892 (OP)
One time I was feeling really nervous at a social function so I went around groping people's wives and girlfriends. It actually made me feel much better.
Sadly I was later beaten to death by a mob of angry men. Not sure if it was related.

>>213106892 (OP)
He's literally me

>>213106892 (OP)
>be literal 6'3 chad
>gets gf stolen by some 50 year old art weirdo

>>213106892 (OP)
>TIMES YOU ACTED LIKE PEDRO PASCAL
I went on a date with some girl from okcupid last month. Had a decent dinner although I think I talked too much. Kissed her in the parking lot. She kissed back. Made out for like 5 minutes. Texted her a couple days later to set another date and she never opened my text. I e. She blocked my number. And unmatched me on the app. I don't know if a girl offering to pay her half of a dinner date is her saying "I'm never gonna see you again, so don't bother paying for me" but I insisted. Tbh what sucks more is that she made out with me and then ghosted. What the fuck? Then female friends tell me I basically raped her and she felt pressured into it and that's why, and I need to stop kissing women in the first date and I should just buy them dinner for free.

I wouldn't even mind, if they actually just said something. Like "sorry, I didn't really feel a spark between us" simple generic way of saying she's not interested or attracted. Ghosting is incredibly rude and it makes me wish these women ill. Now I'm done with the dates and shit. They can invite me over to fuck or I'll just block them and move on. I'm dropping out of society soon since my company's going out of business so who gives a fuck?

>>213107349
is this pasta?

>Vanessa Nuala Kirby (born 18 April 1987 or 1988)
How in the everliving fuck does a modern first world person from a privileged background not know what year they were born in? And her father is a doctor to boot.

>>213107319
kek

>>213106892 (OP)
The movie was ok but Sue looked like a bogged monster with truckdriver chaninsmoker voice.

It was a fine movie and no one acted like a jew with ADHD saying jokes everywhere.

>>213107261
Somewhere after 2010.

>>213106998
>>213107038
You just KNOW

>>213107219
Latinos always want blond white people to "mejorar la raza".

It's in our blood, man.

What should I do to be more like Pedro Pascal, bros? All the women seem so comfortable being around him, regardless of the endless flirting they have with him.

>>213107012
Here it's shown that she really wants his cock. I don't know what kind of game they're playing, but it's evident that he arouses something in women.

>>213106892 (OP)
>>213106998
Her giant eyebrows are driving me crazy man I know that bush gets fucking wild.

go back to. border shitskinspicnigger
>go back to border shitskinspicnigger
go back to border shitskinspicnigger
>go back to border shitskinspicnigger

>>213107573
>>213107858
Its his voice

>>213107907
uh oh chuddie mad

>>213107349
should have made plans to see her again either before you parted ways or within 24 hours. waiting "a couple days" broadcasts that you're really not interested/the you weren't sure you wanted to see her again

>>213107573
Be tall, handsome and generally non-threatening. If you lack any one of those forget it.

>>213107573
Act like a bicurious fag, but make sure to limit the bicuriosity to a single 'special' woman at a time.