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ITT: Actors with 0 kinos
Anonymous No.213109598 >>213109786 >>213111491 >>213117221 >>213117475 >>213119656
>>213109542 (OP)
Wrong.
>The Untouchables
>Waterworld
>Revenge
Anonymous No.213109670 >>213111491 >>213119683
>>213109542 (OP)
robin hood is kino
Anonymous No.213109685 >>213111491
>>213109542 (OP)
Draft Day was kino
Anonymous No.213109691
>>213109542 (OP)
S___, M_ I_________ S__
Anonymous No.213109707
>>213109542 (OP)
>has never seen Fandango
Anonymous No.213109728
I saw this movie where he was a retired hitman or something. Quite possibly one of the worst movies Iโ€™d seen that decade.
Anonymous No.213109731 >>213109772 >>213111491
>>213109542 (OP)
>untouchables
>robin hood
>dances with wolves
>mr brooks
>man of steel
Anonymous No.213109752 >>213109958
>>213109542 (OP)
Dances With Wolves, you complete philistine faggot.
You probably think Braveheart is great though. Contrarian incel faggot.
Anonymous No.213109753
You'd have to be a huge tasteless faggot to not rate Dances with Wolves and Waterworld
Anonymous No.213109772 >>213109850
>>213109731
>man of steel

LOLOL
Anonymous No.213109784 >>213109811
You'd think The Postman would have a following here. Too many zoomers I guess.
Anonymous No.213109786
>>213109598
based Revenge and Waterworld and Untouchables poster

Op comfirmed for retard status
Anonymous No.213109796 >>213109914 >>213109941 >>213109956 >>213113561 >>213114516 >>213115685 >>213117233
Anonymous No.213109811
>>213109784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VByjjBVVuFQ
Anonymous No.213109824 >>213113013 >>213114353
what in the actual fuck
Anonymous No.213109825
American Flyers 85
Anonymous No.213109828
The Fate Of Temptation was actually great.
Anonymous No.213109837 >>213114533
Henry Cavill
Anonymous No.213109849 >>213110304 >>213117233
Anonymous No.213109850 >>213109932
>>213109772
it's kino, deal with it
Anonymous No.213109857
don't forget Silverado
Anonymous No.213109914
>>213109796
>tremors
>apollo 13
>hollow man
>wild things
>mystic river
>death sentence
u having a giggle?
Anonymous No.213109932 >>213111443
>>213109850
You keep convincing yourself of that. Audiences and critics alike disagreed en masse. But contrarian trolls on 4chan abound with rebellious, backwards opinions.
Feel free to let your freak flag fly. kek
Anonymous No.213109941 >>213112956
>>213109796
Anonymous No.213109956
>>213109796
Quiksilver. Bike messenger drama.
Anonymous No.213109958
>>213109752
both kevin costner and mel gibson starred in it, directed it, got an Oscar for it. not too many actors achieving this feet.
Anonymous No.213110027 >>213111382 >>213115685 >>213117233 >>213117377 >>213117750
This nigger sucks. Assassination of Jesse James and Manchester by the Sea were both mediocre films that people overrate because of 2-3 great scenes
Anonymous No.213110033 >>213110100 >>213111408
>>213109542 (OP)
Anonymous No.213110100
>>213110033
Love this one, underrated with a great cast and a great twist ending
Anonymous No.213110140 >>213114647
The Guardian. Everybody is forgetting some 2000s coast guard fuckin kino.
Anonymous No.213110236 >>213114372 >>213114542 >>213114755 >>213114765 >>213114854 >>213119552
>HAHAHAHAH LMAO TALKING LOUDER THAN NECESSARY
Anonymous No.213110304 >>213111557 >>213117590
>>213109849
Bro forgot about potc 2 and About Time
Anonymous No.213110335
Costner fucking blows. Even the good movies he's been in were good in spite of him, and never because of him.
Anonymous No.213110435
>>213109542 (OP)
a perfect game
Anonymous No.213110650 >>213113855
>no Fields of Dreams in the thread
you're all huge faggots, not just OP
Anonymous No.213111112
>>213109542 (OP)
Anon, you disappoint me.
Anonymous No.213111162
>>213109542 (OP)
Is he ok? Looks sick. Bee allergy?
Anonymous No.213111347
>>213109542 (OP)
Untouchables + JFK were at least the best of mainstream films of their times.
Anonymous No.213111382
>>213110027
> WM bad, so glad they're going extinct
> WM misery is literally kino

the doublethink with zalphas are weird
Anonymous No.213111408
>>213110033
Just watch Narrow Margin
Anonymous No.213111431
Mr. Brooks is top level kino
Anonymous No.213111443
>>213109932
triggered
Anonymous No.213111491 >>213111581 >>213112166
>>213109598
>>213109670
>>213109685
>>213109731
all mid
Anonymous No.213111557 >>213117590
>>213110304
Also Hot Fuzz
Anonymous No.213111581
>>213111491
you are mid, you fucking faggot, Untoucchables is pure kino
Anonymous No.213111654
>>213109542 (OP)
His western trilogy is assuming the rest of the parts.
Anonymous No.213112166
>>213111491
>acktchually good thing is le bad
Enjoy your easy (you)s
Anonymous No.213112645 >>213112783 >>213114407 >>213114424 >>213117491 >>213118594 >>213118955
Steven Seagal
>inb4 Under Siege
It's just an okay action flick in the pool of shit
Anonymous No.213112783
>>213112645
Machete
Anonymous No.213112956
>>213109941
Kevin Bacon likes a good river role
Anonymous No.213113013
>>213109824
YESSSS

I forgot about this movie but had it on video as a kid and watched it loads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82uN0zLTbhw
Anonymous No.213113071 >>213113474
jfk
Anonymous No.213113474
>>213113071
i actually sat through that long ass film all the way. pausing multiple times of course. but wow. i didn't know it was that obvious of a inside-job and was viewed that way even back then.
Anonymous No.213113545
JFK nigga
Anonymous No.213113561
>>213109796
You've never seen The Woodsman?
Anonymous No.213113708
Ahem.
Anonymous No.213113740 >>213113884 >>213114449 >>213115040 >>213115685 >>213117233 >>213118386
There are a couple movies I like but she is probably the most famous movie star with the worst filmography.
Anonymous No.213113770 >>213114151
>>213109542 (OP)
Anonymous No.213113838
>>213109542 (OP)
kevin costner is a terrible actor (waterworld) and terrible director (robin hood)
Anonymous No.213113855
>>213110650
For real, watched it a few days ago and not only does it hold up but it's the kind of wholesome movie that you don't see very much anymore.
Anonymous No.213113884 >>213113976 >>213115040
>>213113740
Wanted is probably her best film, which is sad.
Anonymous No.213113976 >>213114159
>>213113884
What's the one where she's a spy on the run from her own spy agency?
Anonymous No.213114015
IT SURE SMELLS LIKE FILTER IN HERE!
Anonymous No.213114066 >>213114098 >>213114426 >>213115069 >>213115685 >>213117463 >>213119395
Sorry for the truth nuke but tv shows don't count.
Anonymous No.213114098
>>213114066
>filtered by Harmony Korine
>and fucking Friedkin
Many such cases SAD
Anonymous No.213114151 >>213115307
>>213113770
a minecraft movie was great
Anonymous No.213114159
>>213113976
Salt. Sheโ€™s ok in it but itโ€™s a very bland movie.
Anonymous No.213114184
>filtered by better call saul
Anonymous No.213114187 >>213114294 >>213114501
I liked The Bodyguard. Sue me.
Was The Postman okay?
JFK.
Yellowstone.
Open Range.
Silverado.
No Way Out.
TaTanka
The Big Chill.
For Love of the Game.
The War.
The Highwaymen
Field of Dreams.
Bull Durham
Revenge
Tin Cup
Anonymous No.213114294
>>213114187
The postman is goofy af and over three hours long but Will Patton is the main bad guy and hams it up perfectly.
Anonymous No.213114353
>>213109824
Ice T is the best character, when does the crazy spinning shooting thing is pretty funny
Anonymous No.213114359
Pedro Pascal
Anonymous No.213114372
>>213110236
The Other Guys is Kino
Anonymous No.213114407 >>213114424
>>213112645
Out for Justice is KINO
Anonymous No.213114424
>>213112645
>>213114407
Marked for Death
Anonymous No.213114426
>>213114066
Tropic Thunder
Anonymous No.213114449
>>213113740
Changeling was decent, but thats just because of the story itself.
Anonymous No.213114490 >>213114572 >>213114608 >>213120408
>no zendaya
>no tom holland
>no timothy twink whatever the fuck
Anonymous No.213114501
>>213114187
yeah, everyone in this thread is desperately trying to not mention the bodyguard probably because that movie is the most popular movie from Kevin Costner but it is good.
Anonymous No.213114516
>>213109796
He was great in a few good men
Anonymous No.213114533 >>213114611
>>213109837
Cavill has M:I Fallout
Anonymous No.213114542
>>213110236
This plus stranger than fiction
Anonymous No.213114572
>>213114490
Dune 2
Anonymous No.213114576
>>213109542 (OP)
Open Range is very kino
Anonymous No.213114600
>>213109542 (OP)
even bodyguard is kino
Anonymous No.213114608
>>213114490
This topic is a pseudo list actors Kinos. you got 4chan'd!
Anonymous No.213114611
>>213114533
Fallout was terrible
Anonymous No.213114647
>>213110140
this
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.213114658
>>213109542 (OP)
Anon, we need to discuss how wrong you are and what life choices lead you to this place. Pic extremely related.
Anonymous No.213114755
>>213110236
Casa de mi padre is kino.
Anonymous No.213114765
>>213110236
Stranger than fiction is kino
Everything else is trash
Anonymous No.213114854 >>213114897
>>213110236
Anchorman
Old School
Step Brothers
Talladega Nights
The Other Guys
Anonymous No.213114897 >>213114983
>>213114854
He's not that bad but he shit out like ten movies in three years and everyone got sick of him real quick.
Anonymous No.213114983
>>213114897
I don't disagree that he got annoying pretty fast but I just think it didn't happen until into the 2010s. I was entirely over him when he did The Campaign.
Anonymous No.213114985
>>213109542 (OP)
Hatfields and McCoys was kino
Anonymous No.213115040
>>213113740
>>213113884
Hackers is literally peak KINO
Anonymous No.213115069
>>213114066
N>never saw texas chainsaw massacre
Anonymous No.213115307
>>213114151
Anonymous No.213115685
>>213109542 (OP)
>>213109796
>>213110027
>>213113740
>>213114066
fuck you
Anonymous No.213116728 >>213117233 >>213117326 >>213117447
Anonymouแนก No.213116971 >>213117136 >>213122175
>>213109542 (OP)
Depends what you call "kino". I agree he has no 10/10s but he has some OK stuff.


THREE KEVIN COSTNER FILMS THAT ARE NOT TERRIBLE

โ€” A Perfect World
Not perfect, but pretty good. And more importantly itโ€™s good *because* of Costner. He plays a difficult character really well. You have to almost root for him but not quite.

โ€” Tin Cup
Decent light fun if youโ€™re in the mood. Better than Bull Durham I think.

โ€” JFK
Oliver Stone is annoying and wrong about everything but if you ignore that this is well-made and watchable. And KC is good in it. (OK, he's doing the same painfully-virtuous thing he always does, but Stone uses it well.)


HONOURABLE MENTIONS

โ€” Bodyguard
If you want by-the-numbers soap opera this is OK. And it's nice to know that Madonna REALLY wanted to play Rachel but KC nixed it because of her being a cow to him in that backstage video thing. (She would have ruined it too, because you have to actually like Rachel.)

โ€” Dances With Wolves
Quite watchable. Obviously got overpraised at the time because of INDIANS GOOD politics but no need to hate on it too much because of that.

โ€” Open Range
Some very good things in it but it ends up falling back on trite tropes. Pity. Missed opportunity.
Anonymouแนก No.213117099 >>213117233 >>213117644 >>213117710 >>213118700 >>213118937 >>213122425
I haven't seen everything by SM but everything I have seen has been terrible and he has been terrible in it.

Has he ever done anything good?
Anonymous No.213117136
>>213116971
You have shit taste
Anonymous No.213117172 >>213117233 >>213119486 >>213120166 >>213121302
Double dare you /tv/
Anonymous No.213117181
>>213109542 (OP)

Perfect Day is the only movie that ever made me cry. I was 12, but still
Anonymous No.213117221 >>213119480
>>213109598
>waterworld

Fuck off faggots, it ain't good. Even the Odyssey version, it's simply shit.
Anonymous No.213117233
>>213109796
>>213109849
>>213110027
>>213113740
>>213116728
>>213117172
correct
>>213117099
roxanne is kino
Anonymous No.213117291
untouchables is the only good movie he's made
Anonymous No.213117302 >>213117405 >>213117506 >>213118896 >>213122542
>98 upcoming
>741 previous
Anonymous No.213117326
>>213116728
Saved by Dune
Anonymous No.213117377
>>213110027
I'd probably think it's shit now since it's something I thought was cool in high school (like Jesse James) but I remember really liking Gone Baby Gone
Anonymous No.213117405
>>213117302
His absolute best movie is Pope of Greenwich Village with gigachad Rourke, criminal how few of you faggots have watched it, one of the few genuine 10/10 movies
Mr. Eko !!5QhhtK5037m No.213117447
>>213116728
Stargate Atlantis
Anonymous No.213117463
>>213114066
Killer Joe
Anonymous No.213117475
>>213109598
Revenge drags on way too long I would rather rewatch bull Durham
Anonymous No.213117491
>>213112645
Executive Decision
Anonymous No.213117506
>>213117302
He's good in the dark knight
Anonymous No.213117590
>>213110304
>>213111557
Heโ€™s also the best thing about Love Actually
And Hitchhikerโ€™s guide to the Galaxy, despite only being in it for like 30 seconds.
Anonymous No.213117595
>>213109542 (OP)
>Bodyguard
Watch more movies, bucko
Anonymous No.213117632
>>213109542 (OP)
The Untouchables
JFK
Thirteen Days
Anonymous No.213117644
>>213117099
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Bowfinger
Anonymous No.213117670 >>213118629
Kevin Costner is and always has been dollar store Mel Gibson.
Anonymous No.213117710
>>213117099
Awww, did you watch The Jerk and think it was going to be a drama you could relate to? Idiot.
Anonymous No.213117750
>>213110027
Casey is the superior Affleck.
Anonymous No.213117809
This bloated kiwi needs to fuck off
Anonymous No.213117844 >>213120512 >>213120726
Oops
Anonymouแนก No.213118386
>>213113740
Yes. People like to mention Girl, Interrupted but it's not that great.

The film where she really earned her salary was surely Tomb Raider (it probably would have made about a tenth of the money with a different Lara) but it's not much good.
Anonymous No.213118594
>>213112645
Kind of depressing that his highest rated appearance was a single episode cameo in Roseanne
Anonymouแนก No.213118629
>>213117670
Naa. He's closer to being dollar store Harrison Ford. (Think about HF's beleagured virtuous guy thing in Patriot Games, Clear and Present Danger, The Fugitive etc.)
Anonymous No.213118700 >>213119036
>>213117099
Anonymous No.213118896
>>213117302
The Ambulance is a lot of fun
Anonymous No.213118937
>>213109542 (OP)
80s/Early 90s Costner was a kino machine
>>213117099
Planes Trains Automobiles
Little Shop of Horrors
Bowfinger
Anonymouแนก No.213118955
>>213112645
If it were not for Under Siege, then SS would surely have the worst filmography of any "major star"; i.e. nothing above a 3/10.

There are people with a lower ceiling (Bo Derek for example) but they're all just curiosities.
Anonymouแนก No.213119036
>>213118700
This might be OK assuming it's a sort of twisty trappy con-artist thing. Not seen it. If SM is not trying to be funny, that will help.
Anonymous No.213119395
>>213114066
Dazed and Confused
Anonymous No.213119480
>>213117221
its great
Anonymous No.213119486
>>213117172
Was in Waterworld.
Mars Attack
Demolition Man
Anonymous No.213119552
>>213110236
Here's the only funny thing he's ever done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vFTMjYJTnY
Anonymous No.213119603 >>213122542
Good actor.
Zero kino.
Anonymous No.213119656
>>213109598
>untouchables
shit I totally forgot he was goddamn Elliot Ness
I gotta rewatch this
Anonymous No.213119683
>>213109670
one of the most iconic screams in all of movie
Anonymous No.213119890
>>213109542 (OP)
His Wyatt Earp film was better than Tombstone.
Anonymous No.213120166
>>213117172
Envy with Ben Stiller is underrated kino.
Anonymous No.213120270
>>213109542 (OP)
JFK nigguh
Anonymous No.213120308
>>213109542 (OP)
>OP has never seen A Perfect World
Zoom zoom
Anonymous No.213120314
>>213109542 (OP)
>Kinovin Kinostner
>No kinos
I take this board less and less seriously every single day.
Anonymous No.213120408
>>213114490
4chan loves all those fakes and criticizes anything old and good.
Anonymous No.213120512 >>213120674
>>213117844
Gladiator
LA Confidential
Anonymous No.213120674
>>213120512
Gladiator is just a fag version of Braveheart, haven't seen LA but looked like a queer movie, has spacey right? Then it's gay in my book. I fucking hated the movie with him and the niggers who are Italian mobsters or whatever, he plays a Jew in it, disgusting movie. I actually think he acts well, and seems likeable, personable, whatever, just ends up with these fag or niggery roles
Anonymous No.213120726
>>213117844
Woman detected
Ironic Namefag No.213121073 >>213121101
Anything directed by Judd Aparow and his secular Jewish acting troupe, i.e. Seth Rogan, James Franco, Michael Cera, Paul Rudd, the lead actor from Forgetting Sarah Marshall etc.
Anonymous No.213121101 >>213121164
>>213121073
I 99% agree with the 1% exception being Sarah Marshall dude in the Muppets Movie, that movie was fucking excellent and he's great in it
Ironic Namefag No.213121164
>>213121101
I mean Super Bad was fun for its time but Apatow was running his shtick into the ground and exposed himself as a one trick pony. Even Ryan Coogler has better range in his directorial repertoire.
Anonymous No.213121302
>>213117172
Airborne
Shallow Hal
Tropic Thunder
Saving Silverman
The Jackal
Anonymous No.213121857 >>213122221
I dare you to name ONE
Anonymous No.213122175
>>213116971
thanks chatgpt
Anonymous No.213122221
>>213121857
Death Becomes Her
Anonymous No.213122425
>>213117099
Parenthood was kino, and it resonates.
Anonymous No.213122519
Bogged with zero kinos
Anonymous No.213122542
>>213117302
Cable Guy and Inherent Vice
>>213119603
Midnight in Paris