I'm a slop addict.
I don't have the time nor the patience to sit through a one hour movie, let alone a one hour and thirty minutes one. If I do watch a movie I'm watching it in x2 speed, while I pause to watch a YouTube documentary about the current context surrounding the PodcastVerse on x2 x2 speed speed I've already passed to the Eyes Wide Open CIA youtube documentary. Any new drama? twitch kick livestream drama? I'm now watching X videos and scrolling while I leave Cookie Clicker on in the background, rubberneck rubberneck, I need the OSRS XP can't you see it's the hot new old-school craze???
Once I sat down and watched the new Wes Anderson movie, "The Phoenician Scheme".

Anyhow, what is it that YOU watch on your private time? freak.