Thread 213112728

Hang on, do women really?

White women fishing for that Big Fish Cock.

>Hang on, do men really?
Stop being such an incel and generalizing women incel

>>213112791
Would

>>213112728 (OP)
Yep.
I heard a story about some chick gooning using a live lobster's tail. She went to the doctor afterwards complaining about abdominal pains and falling ill. Turns out, she got some kind aquatic mites in her uterus from the lobster and ended up having to get a hysterectomy.
A cautionary tale; don't play with your food.

women will fuck anything but me

Do men really?

Men evolved to conquer and assimilate other tribes
Women evolved to be conquered and assimilated
It is natural for one to romanticize one's nature. You don't watch Conan the Barbarian and ask "why are men like this" do you?

>>213112941
Top kek when his wife walks in on him fucking their science experiment.

>>213112904
Did she also grow to a monstrous size and attack New York while shedding said mites all over the street?

>>213112941
>all those wrinkles and eyebags on the wife
be honest you would too

>>213113010
Like in one of your Marvel movies? No.

>>213112728 (OP)
Make the fishman a fishwoman and tell me you wouldn't