APOLOGIZE

>>213113446 (OP)
>times you ran into pedro 'ill touch you' pascal
>be me at the supermarket
>see pedro pascal
>go up to him and say 'hey arent you on that show 'the last of us'?
>he grins and puts his hand on my shoulder, 'i am'
>me: *look at my shoulder* 'oh cool' 'they should have cast a hot chick for ellie though'
>pascal: *starts rubbing my belly* 'ehh she's a good kid'
>me: but if they cast a cute chick, the show would be huge
>pascal: 'maybe. well take care my friend' *smacks my ass*
>i stood in disbelief and felt violated

>>213113446 (OP)
this won't end well

>>213113446 (OP)
>molests you

>>213113472
At least he didn't cup your balls mid-conversation while suddenly shifting his face from smiling to dead serious for a solid twenty seconds because that's infinitely more violating and I'm not saying that based on personal experience shut up.

it's going to be funny when they have to drop the mandalorian and the next avengers movie after he gets outed as a sex pest

>>213113446 (OP)
incels are just seething because this handsome latino man has more game than they could ever dream of

>>213113446 (OP)
I hate that this pos is becoming viral and taking shine away from Big B

>>213113446 (OP)
But he's 50 years old

>>213113446 (OP)
I thought Tom Holland will be the face of MCU, you know...the leader of Avengers or something like that

>>213113446 (OP)
Holy fucking based

>>213113605
Spider-Who?

>>213113594

>>213113605
Too young (character-wise) and No Way Home proved that Tobey and Andrew acted circles around him, so no.

>>213113446 (OP)
I was hoping that would be the case while watching F4, he’ll be great for that

>>213113446 (OP)
MCU is going to have buyers remorse again

>>213113446 (OP)
And when his old ass can't do action scenes in a few years?

>>213113605
The new Spider-Man looks like a video game character and Tom Holland is a terrible casting choice
It’s only doing box office numbers because of zoomers “shipping” Tom Holland and Zendaya. But everyone knows it’s shit

>>213113446 (OP)
The MCU is finished.

>>213113526
i bet he said: 'no one will believe you even if you tell >:>)

Bro is anti-charisma. Like fuck me, Mando was okay because of cool design, always masked, laconic, and the stunt man doing the work. Pedro never 'made' the role what it was, he's the most expendable aspect of the character.

>>213113741
F4 is crushing jewperman at the box office

>>213113688
manages his anxiety by fucking your wife

Pedro Pascal is driving one day when the cops pull him over. The cop goes up to him and says “Sir, I’m sorry for interrupting your day, but we are looking for a sexual predator.”
Pedro thinks for a moment and says “I’ll do it.”

>>213113750
I mean yeah, he admits that Mando is a collaborative effort at the end of the day. I don't really dislike him in his roles but everyone losing theirshit over him on either side has been really bizarre, like some organized psyop. Like the media suddenly decided that everyone should be gossiping about him out of nowhere, which wasn't even happening at the height of Mando's success.

>mfw pedro is managing his anxiety with my wife

The last MCU movie I saw was the Captain America one with red skull
Unless guardians of the galaxy came out after it I really don't remember

>>213113572
Incels are just behaving exactly like feminists behave towards them but towards feminists
That's their entire identity
And it's really annoying when they're whining but it's really funny when it's something like this

>>213113688
This is the (simple) way.

>>213113894
femoids hate it when you take their playbook and use it against them.

>>213113894
The flaw in their plan is, there's no desperate women ready to agree with and defend them for a crumb of dick.

>>213113843
lmfao

>>213113446 (OP)
>Gay Pedro will be the face of the MSheU instead of RDJ or any of girlbosses.
Sure thing.

>>213113935
But that's not what you're doing you just are incapable of thinking any other way because you're insecure narcissists who brought up with the same beliefs they have and just flipped the polarity without every learning to question the rubric
It's still really funny though, when you're not kicking your feet screaming to your betters about what you think you're owed.

>>213113446 (OP)
But why? I don't give a fuck about Pascal so I don't know nor care what problem he will have, but stretchy man has always been lame as hell. Making him the face of your product is guaranteed to fail, no matter who plays him

>>213113956
Muh rejection and victimhood is their whole thing
If they had bitches they'd find a reason to cry about it and blame muh boomers or whatever

Imagine the smell of walking into a room and knowing Spicy Pete had just been there because every surface is absolutely sticky.

>>213113446 (OP)
I KNEEL
Once we gave away the White DNA to the Castellanos, they couldn't be stopped and he is Our God now.

Is he gonna learn to stretch better?

>>213113986
>your betters
>calls others narcissists

>>213113995
Not because of his superpower. It’s because he’s a genius and a leader. He did a good job of grounding the new movie

Ever notice how Pascal never gets anxiety around Bella Ramsey?

>>213113446 (OP)
Apologize

>>213114091
>It’s because he’s a genius and a leader
Failing at that is what makes him so lame
>but he invent-
That's just stupid bullshit writes do to get away with how they can't write someone smarter than themselves

>>213114191
>Pic
Wow that’s cool

>me after helping pedro with his anxiety

>>213113688
Is it not obvious to anyone else he's a flaming homosexual?
Even that promo animated picture for F4 makes him look like a fucking queen.

>>213113647
Yes good idea. Doakes and Big B together will bring down the Pascal menace

he won
/tv/ lost

This guy's current fame feels like the most artificial, forced shit ever. I wonder what the agenda is
Also he's the grandson of some south american dictator or whatever. Definitely not CIA involvement here

>>213113527
>epstein list is released
>RDJ is in it
>the have to drop Doom and bring back Kang
That double whammy would be hilarious

>>213113857
It did

>>213113446 (OP)
>could have had Tom Holland
>Could have had T'challa
>Could have had Doctor Strange
>Chooses the most hated person on Earth
>niggas still watch
What the fuck literally?

>>213114625
MCU has been for women for almost a decade now and they love Pedro so why act surprised

>>213113446 (OP)
>Brie Larson will be face of the MCU moving forward
>I mean, uhhh... Anthony Mackie will be the face of the MCU moving forward!
>I mean, uhhh... shit who else we got?

>>213114412
Zoomers don't have gaydar.

>>213114681
Harrison Ford

>>213114651
they also love being beaten by black men, and yet Kang was dropped

>>213114191
4 forks on a purple cloth I dont get it

>>213114625
im not a marvel fan nor a pedro fan and I can tell you popularity wise PP is probably a better pic than any of those. T'challa is dead for one

>>213113446 (OP)
>APOLOGIZE
no

>HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>213114975
>Chuds going to see a movie about a comic book group that they know full well has a woman as the most powerful member:

>look at him hugging women, the fiend!
All the Pedro Pascal haters admit they haven't touched a human in years.

>>213114833
What fans does he have?

>>213114681
In this post-celebrity world, they're running out of actors who people actually give a shit about fast.

>>213115067
Does this tactic of yours ever do anything?

>>213114975
>When grandma finds out you voted Republican

>>213113446 (OP)
Worst timing, normies are turning against him

>>213115223
Remember when they used to make the careers of actors instead of begging already famous actors to join their movies?

>>213115067
If you actually had a girlfriend, you wouldn't want some guy pawing her the way Pedro does very publicly.

>>213113446 (OP)
2 more weeks for his heckin cancelling!

>>213115264
its what they get for pushing him so hard

>>213115264
You guys need to talk to people outside of a screen. The majority of normies like him.

>>213114833
They're going to reset everything after Secret Wars anyway. This is just marketing bullshit to get people to watch Fantastic Four. They did the same shit with Captain Marvel, and it worked that time because the economy was in better shape, people still gave a shit about Marvel, and Covid hadn't weaned everyone off going to the theater (good job shooting yourselves in the foot on that one, Hollywood).

>>213113446 (OP)
why they'd make him the fucking stretchy guy then? lamest power of any big mcu franchise character

>>213115331
>Citation Needed

>>213115361
Sure bro, what’s Captain America’s power?

All will be restored, all will be rectified, when Reed becomes the rightful protagonist of Marvel, you will be ashamed of your words and deeds.

>>213113446 (OP)
and let him fuck your wife, he has anxiety

>>213115392
Iron Man was the main character

>>213115392
He's basically a stronger, faster, and more durable version of Batman, and an expert strategist, with all the ability to lead and inspire of Superman, and he does it without the godlike powers. You have to command a lot of respect to get guys like Thor and Hulk to take orders from you.

>>213115457
he is literally a faggot, women treat him like one of the girls because they know he is literally gay.

>>213115550
What if he's bisexual? Ever thought of that?

>>213113446 (OP)
The hate campaign against him feels very forced and inorganic.
>hes creepy and touches women!
Since when did you faggots ever care about an actor getting handsy with women? Didn't you spend the last decade protesting metoo and cancel culture?
>he's gay!
So is literally every single actor in Hollywood

He's a good actor and a capable leading man and that's all that matters.

>>213115604
bisexual is just faggots trying to remain normie. Like if your friend tells you he just sucked a dick and then you see him with a girl youre not going to nod your head and go "ah hes just bisexual" hes a faggot trying to keep normie status.

>>213115550
ok ok, you got me
she just needs to suck him off and gargle on his nuts, he gets fidgety in public

>>213115621
He's a forced industry plant who has gotten away with shit that has destroyed other people's careers just because he's a "made man", and plays the right politics.

>>213115500
He was the most box office and got more screentime than he should have but he was not the technical leader. That’s Captain America.
>>213115532
Right so the gist of this is that he’s a great leader, that’s also what Reed will be. It’s not about superpower.

>>213115621
Yes most people who do acting and theater are gay, so it shouldnt bother you if I point that out about him.

>>213113594
Lmao he tries so hard

>>213115665
well, yeah.

>>213115264
This. Marvel can’t help but fuck it up

>>213114625
>>could have had Tom Holland
will be leaving the mcu soon, also sony would never allow it
>>Could have had T'challa
fucking dead lmao
>>Could have had Doctor Strange
appears once every 10 years, also not a leader type
>>Chooses the most hated person on Earth
that's not black captain america
>>niggas still watch
so do you

>>213113652
No Way Home was so fucking bad plot wise. Absolutely none of it made sense.
The only redeeming part of it was the nostalgia trip of getting Tobey and Andrew back in the suits.

>>213115676
>Right so the gist of this is that he’s a great leader, that’s also what Reed will be. It’s not about superpower.

They're welcome to give it a try, but I've got a feeling it's not exactly going to put asses in seats. I personally feel like this is just marketing gobbledygook to get people to watch FF, to try to play that "required reading" card they did with Captain Marvel before Endgame.

>>213115818
It was so bad on second viewing

>>213113472
>>213113526
I thought that was a normal greeting for Californians

>>213115818
I thoroughly enjoyed all the scenes of willem defoe beating the shit out of tom holland and killing his aunt just for keks

>>213113446 (OP)

There is no MCU anymore though. Also the FF never really had the same traction characters like Iron man, Thor or the Captain had. It´s a bad call, they should use him, RDJ and Cucumber Bandersnatch ONCE to reset the universe and then focus all their energies on the X-men. X-men have several unexplored teams and storylines besides the main ensemble so it´s perfect for the MCU production format not to mention many of their A-listers are all women.

I don´t understand how is this not yet a thing when it literally ticks all their boxes. I mean, they couldn´t be avoiding all those gold mines just for the sake of not being supported by the male audiences right?

>>213115856
not the same, in the secret wars event theyre adapting its mostly about Reed and Doctor Doom and with the remaining characters left hes basically the only one that could unite/lead them all thru a cosmic conflict.

>>213116240
This. It was gratifying watching him shit all over him and his aunt.

>>213116253
Reed Richards is literally the protagonist of Marvel the MCU was just trying to make all the lore avengers focused because thats the only character rights they had.

>>213115621
This. Shit is genuinely bizarre, like some forced hivemind.

>>213115621
>>213116339
go back

>>213113446 (OP)
They said the same about Brie and look how that turned out.

>>213113446 (OP)

No.

>>213113446 (OP)
That explains his pushy attempts at looking heterosexual

>>213116461
Says the xitter tourist

>>213113594
I don't think he's ever played basketball before.

>>213113446 (OP)
>Pedro has rubbed every female in the mcu

>>213116478
they ruined and or didnt use all her comic lore I feel like that made her in universe character ruined aside from the irl bashing

>>213116585
>simping for le astroturfed wholesome chungus is actually based and 4chan!!!
literally go back

>>213113605
Well, he's Spider-Man, so he's the face of the MCU whether anybody intends for him to be or not.
That said, Spider-Man has mostly nothing to do with the Avengers and just does his own thing. Very different from Superman or Batman with the Justice League.

>>213116654
>spamming fotm npc xitter opinions is actually based and 4chan!!!
literally go back

>>213116720
i wish i could upvote you twice!!!

>>213113472
Why is the trans community so upset at Pedro? Is it because when he touches a woman they don't mind, but when they touch a woman in the woman's restroom they call the cops?

>when anxiety strikes around a pretty girl

>>213116303

I´ve read a fair amount of comicbooks and while he´s always been a core member of the illuminati and all most arcs advance just fine even without the FF with secret wars maybe being the great exception.

>>213114625
>>Could have had T'challa
If only. He was one of the good ones.

So right wing chuds want to cancel a man for "being creepy" and touching women now? Top zozzle.

>>213114934
Was his brother being a troon that he supports not an immediate red flag?

>>213114975
Chuds be like: "Now this is a girlboss done right!"

>>213113446 (OP)
kek, the MCU is so fucking dead, holy shit.

>>213113594
Buck Local

Did Pedro Pascal make some sort of deal with the devil or does he have some dirt on some higher up that allows him to keep getting all these massive roles? The guy keeps fondling women and it's only a matter of time before he gets cancelled. Why would Disney hire him to play Reed for a decade or more?

>>213113605
Yeah, why aren't they still making Spider-Man movies?
I'd assume to avoid fatigue, but this is Marvel.

>rape a woman
>eyyy, ese, I have anxiety, capche
does this really work?

>>213114681
>3688
I don't get why they didn't make Strange the face of the MCU

>>213114521
HE was the FOURTH PICK for THE ROLE
One of the reasons you see so much of him is he does not turn down roles
Seems he was the 4th pick for RR.
So at the height of his fame he takes a role with a never highly successful franchise , FF, for a diminishing brand Marvel.
Personally I wont watch anything with him in it since he is a freak and an ass, but then again there are many things I would rather do than watch movies

>>213117488
CHilean here
we are actually fucking tired of him

>>213114191
AAAAAA

>>213115896
You would know troon

>>213113652
Motherfucker spider man is 30

>>213117684
Who were the first 3?

>>213117488
He's gay

>>213115270
I remember Anthony Mackie saying something similar not that long ago, that people don't go to watch a movie to see him as actor, but to see the Falcon since they're a fan of him.
The actors name has become worthless unless you're already big from a decade ago.

>>213113472
>"huh? huh? huh?"

>>213117958
That's not at all what the poster you were replying to is talking about

>>213113446 (OP)
I once met Pedro at a funeral of some famous person. I walked up to him and said, "Hi Pascal, you son of a bitch." And he just said, "Helllo," and turned his head away. I sold him a piece of sheet metal in the back of the head and said, "Listen to me, or I won't give you money for grain for the chickens." Pedro stomped his foot, muttered something, but said, "Okay, I'm listening to you patiently, what do you have to say?" "Why did you sell uranium to the Chechens?" At that Pascal said to me, "YOU FUCKING BUG" and put a heart on my forehead. Then he flew into the forest.

>>213114713
zesty senses zesty

>>213113446 (OP)
He wasn't even the face of the current Fantastic Four movie. His wife saves the day and solos Galactus as he's sitting on the sidelines useless.

>>213117855
jake gyllenhaal, adam driver and matt smith
i'd guess gyllenhaal wanted too much money, driver didn't want to be stuck on another franchise, and smith is wary of capeshit after morbius

>>213113594
strange proportions

>>213118339
why not reuse the office dweeb?

>>213113812
of course it is forced, it's in a lot of people's interest this decade to make a left-wing mexican seem like 'the man women want'

>>213118339
>matt smith
Lol

>here is the new face of your multi-billion dollar franchise bro

>>213115676
Reed doesn't have the charisma and is a huge pussy though. His wife also regularly fucks other men including Namor and Black Panther.

Even though I dont particularly like him I dont wish him ill, however consider for a moment how fucking funny it would be if some thing similar came out like with the Kang actor, Disneys predicament would be delightful to observe.

>>213118339
>Matt Smith
Have sex

I know its not fair comparing a film adaptation to animation but I just cant take this fucking cast seriously after how Rivals handled the characters.

>>213118583
I don’t care what happens in the comics. In the movie, which is what we’re discussing, Reed will make a great leader because of Pedro’s performance

>>213118510
this lad seems pretty gay

>>213118665
Disney could try fighting Florida again and lose :3

>>213118510
Zesty

>>213113446 (OP)
>makes /tv/ seethe
maybe pedro pascal is based after all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwOCqkNWFlY

IT'S UP

>suddenly getting lead roles in all the biggest IPs
>gets to feel up and fondle random women with zero reprocussions

How the fuck did he do it? Did he sell his soul to the devil or something?

>>213118583
>His wife also regularly fucks other men including Namor and Black Panther.
qrd

>>213117684
>there are many things I would rather do than watch movies
Like browse 4chan's /tv/ board and hop into capeshit threads. Oh yeah homie. Real good use of your time.

>>213118752
Fuck off. Having a cuddle with the guy from Queer as Folk at a Pet Shop Boys gig is one of the most heterosexual things a man can do.

>>213118999
surprising

>>213114412
I think it's just more convenient for his haters to run with the "he molests his costars" narrative, rather than recognize the more obvious fact that he's a massive faggot.

I really dislike him too and still think he'll likely get himself busted somehow. No need to push things that aren't true when the truth is on your side anyway. Pedro Pascal sucks and that will be obvious at some point to everyone.

>>213118689
With matt smith? bruh you're gay

>>213118882
The Invisible Woman has canonically had affairs with Namor and Black Panther. She's also had sex with Doom but it's arguable whether those were one off stories/universes.

>>213114191
what the fuck, it's just like my brain got unlocked and then i saw it

>>213118726
>chinks give ore a fuck about the property then the US owners
Grim.

>>213119772
And it’s right, you don’t unsee it. The first 30 secs I was looking at it trying to see anything and started to think I got trolled, now I can’t see anything other than what it is. The brain is so weird

>>213118853
Hollywood is constantly trying to get a King for the industry. He is the current one, so he can essentially do whatever and Hollywood has to cater to him. Last one was Pete Davidson, but he's such a talentless hack he got usurped.

>>213115264
It's just a fad like that one month they tried to cancel Chris Pratt, then forgot all about it a month later.

>>213118510
Here's that ladies' man I was telling you about

>>213118510
The most heterosexual man in hollywood

Friendly reminder that this guy is a pedophile.

>>213114191
wtf why was this so weird looking at first? Took me a few minutes.

and for that reason, I'm out

>/tv/'s attempt to smear Pedro Pascal is to paint him as a man who has lots of sex
Why do you guys walk into your own trap?

>>213113446 (OP)
I saw Pedro Pascal at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Hey no problemo amigo but I'm starting to get a little anxious”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “is ok. is ok? is ok." and rubbing his hand all over my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him moaning as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with his hands in like 15 female co-stars without consent.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to ask them first.” At first he kept pretending to be anxious and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and started rubbing their asses in front of her.

When she took one of the actresses and started moving her away multiple times, he stopped her and told her to gently caress each individually “to prevent any anxiety intifference” and then turned around and started jacking me off. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she saved each and put them in a taxi and started to say talk about consent, he kept interrupting her by locking hands with her and rubbing his erect penis on her hips.

>>213115621
Nerdrotic, Critical Drinker and HeelVsBabyvace told me he's a creep so he's a creep

>>213113446 (OP)
Didn't they say this about Cheese Larson? How'd that turn out?

>>213113446 (OP)
APOLOGIZE FOR MOLESTING WOMEN

Pedro Pascal sucked my cock when he was feeling anxious

>HE'S GAY
>NO HE'S STRAIGHT
This astroturfing can't even decide what it wants.

>>213113446 (OP)
Fake news btw

>>213113446 (OP)
Reed is a boring character. Multiverse him and make him play, I don't know...Iron Man (ironically)?

I wish Pinochet had killed that commie family

>>213113446 (OP)
no one likes fantastic 4.
every movie killed suit movies.

>>213113472
Fake and very gay

They should've cast Krasinski as Reed instead

>Krasinski is white just like Reed Richards
>Krasinski looks identical to Ultimate Reed Richards
>The role of Mr Fantastic will last a decade or so and Pedro "I'm going to feel you up" Pascal is going to get metoo'd sooner or later

>>213122199
Hr also looks more like the Reed from Marvel Rivals which is huge with zoomers

>>213113446 (OP)
What happened to Captain Toe Fungus?

>>213114975
That is one ugly jew hag

>>213115621
Me too wasn't about men touching women, it was shit women pretending to be raped for attention.

So is Pedro actually gay or is he just pretending to be one to touch women?

>>213122961
I think he's straight with a gay side and pretends to be gay and have anxiety as an excuse to feel up women.