Thread 213114048 - /tv/ [Archived: 332 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:54:43 PM No.213114048
murderman
murderman
md5: a8844a3e31d59c41a621f9427a7a8e91๐Ÿ”
>Fuck me I must look cool now
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:55:47 PM No.213114082
>>213114048 (OP)
uncs aura farming
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:59:08 PM No.213114167
>>213114048 (OP)
This part always felt like he's just mildly disappointed
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:00:23 PM No.213114195
Screenshot 2025-07-26 120814
Screenshot 2025-07-26 120814
md5: 9bb9a28489ac97c2f1475a0fbe21264f๐Ÿ”
>yfw when thinking of the women you're going to add to your secret harem so that Krypton's legacy will live on in this new frontier
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:08:37 PM No.213114377
>>213114048 (OP)
Why do people want Superman to be a liberal pussy so much?
>omfgz why isnt he saving peepolerinos!!!!!!!
Snyder's vision of supes is exactly like you'd expect an overpowered, indestructible uberman to behave if he has morals. He's a god who is willing to protect mankind from existential threats like alien invasion and natural disasters. It's not his problem to save your fucking cat from the tree. If you remember he doesnt even intervene with terrorists until they kidnap Lois. He leaves the affairs of men to men.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:13:41 PM No.213114484
>>213114377
>>omfgz why isnt he saving peepolerinos!!!!!!!
Because that's the entire point of superman? Yeah snyder's is more realistic but it's a less accurate approach to the character.

It's like how Matt Reeve's Bruce Wayne is an emo shut-in which is pretty realistic if anyone was in Batman's shoes but it's less accurate to the character. If he was actually Batman he would still act like a mr. mcmoneybags playboy.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:13:43 PM No.213114486
superman aura farm
superman aura farm
md5: 41505225ac370cac12582535fc28874e๐Ÿ”
>ayo fr what if i just hop over this without breaking eye contact kek fr thats aura senpai
>*AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM FUCKING BURRRRRNING AHHHRRGGHHH MY FUCKING BABYYYYY MY BABYYYYYY IS DEAD OH GOD OH JESUS CHRIST OH MARY OF NAZARETH*
>Damn i must look so fucking hard not looking back at this explosion behind me fr
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:13:51 PM No.213114487
>>213114048 (OP)
How did Lex know Superman can't hear his magic bomb?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:19:35 PM No.213114626
>>213114377
And this is why Snyder didn't understand the character. He isn't Superman, he's Clark Kent. A guy who was raised to be kind, outgoing, honest, and brave. Superman is just him being responsible with what he has. He's not pretending to be human, he's meant to be human where it matters. The fact that he has the powers of a god is immaterial, he's the kind of guy who would always seek to do good no matter the scale, because HE is good.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:43:14 PM No.213115175
>>213114487
Sneeder just assumed that everyone would take it for granted his lead weakness would be in this universe even though many many things are not taken over from the comics and no one would know his powerset unless actually told what it was. How does Lex know it? Doesn't matter doesn't Superman look like Jesus in this shot bro?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:44:58 PM No.213115212
>>213114626
Anon that is literally the plot of Man of Steel are you actually retarded
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:27:15 PM No.213116292
>>213114048 (OP)
Would it have killed them to just put a hairpiece on this poor man?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:29:25 PM No.213116342
>>213114377
It is his problem to save a cat from a tree thatโ€™s where the trope comes from stupid
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:30:48 PM No.213116375
>>213114377
This. Superman saves people because it is his calling and what he wants to do. He doesnโ€™t give a shit about morality and certainly doesnโ€™t feel guilty about collateral damage.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:32:26 PM No.213116425
>>213114486
This is why Indians love the Snyder movies so much. They don't even think about things like this with their peanut brains. They just see the cool action and clap.
The bit from the Gunn movie where he goes out of his way to save a squirrel during a monster's rampage would be considered lame if it was basically anyone else, but it's such a SUPERMAN thing to do that it becomes a memorable moment.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:34:20 PM No.213116481
>>213114377
>saving people makes you a liberal pussy
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:34:29 PM No.213116488
Snyderjeets aren't real. All of his movies post DC bombed hard.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:40:14 PM No.213116644
>>213114377
>MY CAPESHIT MUST BE REALISTIC
shut the fuck up nerd lmao
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:04:09 PM No.213117292
1618538556438
1618538556438
md5: 02ec377150ea8a96a4a7302f1186c5a5๐Ÿ”
>>213114048 (OP)
>what's that smell
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:28:36 PM No.213117912
>>213114377
get your t level checked
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:30:15 PM No.213117954
>>213114048 (OP)
>Damn, left the oven on
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:33:37 PM No.213118027
>>213117292
>when youโ€™re eating her out and she farts
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:34:44 PM No.213118056
234256476
234256476
md5: 17e1b9c2a0430cab2d51e5893b1231d4๐Ÿ”
>Clark, why do you have DIE HUMANS DIE lasered on your chest
>Noooo, Bruce, that's German. For THE HUMANS THE!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:36:48 PM No.213118127
234256
234256
md5: 06933349694fca51e220e65e7f99a3f5๐Ÿ”
>>213115212
Superman himself was very inconsistent emotionally. He saves those rig workers, he saves the soldier and even asks if he's okay, Lois spells out for the audience that Clark not saving people that he can save is not an option for him because of who he is, and he has an emotional breakdown when Zod is killed.

All well and good but then we have him tackle Zod into Smallville. This isn't a bad idea on the surface, Superman being totally reckless as he's new to this, but, ultimately, he is responsible for endangering lives by bringing Zod into to the town. Remorse? Guilt? ZERO. He has zero sense that he is accountable that he has to wrestle with, and later after seeing what the Kryptonians did to Metropolis he has a nonreaction and kisses Lois and they make a joke, vs him being horrified and angry, anger he can barely contain when he confronts Zod, the architect of all this death. Instead he gives Zod this really weird look (pic rel) the entire time the madman is monologuing and obviously about to flip out. Imagine how good it would have been seeing Clark containing his obvious rage in an attempt to reason Zod and spell out Krypton will live again but through his way, not Zod's.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:42:16 PM No.213118292
>>213118127
>'this duude is so fucking weird, man...'
That's what this face conveys to me lol
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:59:52 PM No.213118783
>>213118127
He's obviously feeling sympathetic for him in that moment.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:13:06 AM No.213119138
Aura farming_thumb.jpg
Aura farming_thumb.jpg
md5: 0288ce85c9241acfbccd664fcc90a212๐Ÿ”
?????
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:15:07 AM No.213119197
>>213119138
He's obviously searching for something because whatever the threat/cause is, it's not been dealt with and the scale of destruction being equivalent to MoS and his absense of a reaction to it is laughable. I'd say dishonest but Snyderfags are often dumb as a sack of shit
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:15:11 AM No.213119199
>>213118127
he's skeptical. he's thinking "I would have killed more"
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:16:48 AM No.213119235
>>213119138
kek imagine taking the time to find and cut this to win 4chan, and then lose anyway lol
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:16:55 AM No.213119241
kill-el-children
kill-el-children
md5: 88872ed479458eb5abdace5b39482456๐Ÿ”
>>213119199
lol
>Your monologue sounds like woke nonsense to me Zod. Kill all of humanity? You got to bump those numbers up. Earth is only the start. That hippy Darkseid won't know what hit him
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:18:11 AM No.213119278
>>213119197
>building explodes with innocents in it in TAS GOOD
>buldinf explodes with innocents in it in BvS BAD
Superman would be asking those people if they were okay and checking on them like Snyder's superman did kek
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:21:05 AM No.213119351
1560681167504
1560681167504
md5: 77e789f9c54ecadec238c60e4f484002๐Ÿ”
>>213114048 (OP)
Love the murderman threads. Always a good laugh
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:22:24 AM No.213119388
>>213114048 (OP)
So tired of seeing this Herman Munster-looking motherfucker's ugly face.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:24:59 AM No.213119451
345364757
345364757
md5: 80e3172a949742e2f0f534ca467c1e15๐Ÿ”
>>213119351
>MURDERMAN, STOP! BY ORDER OF THE BLUE LANTERN CORPS!
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:26:00 AM No.213119473
Generalzod-1
Generalzod-1
md5: 867474612af243adf4b268fe7b4a5c1a๐Ÿ”
>HEY, MURDERMAN, LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE
>All in all it's just another human bug smashed into the WALL
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:26:34 AM No.213119485
I dont care what anyone says.

Batman v Superman Ultimate Cut is the best film of 21st Century so far

up there with Mulholland Drive and Tree of Life for me