Thread 213114376

HOH: Lauren
Noms: Keanu, Kelley, Will
Veto: TBD
Powers:
-Zach 10k bbBribe, lasts until jury
-Mickey secret HoH takeover

previously on /bb/: >>213101574

>>213114388
I thought she was Latina?

Bug Brother

never let the nicole fag make new threads

what music did lauren get?

>>213114478
He was way early too. Absolute worst of the waifufags.

tmc rat

hags vs hotties

chadrian

laurens noms were fucking insane
keanu not coming for her
kelley not coming for her
will i dont think he was going to put her up

I WANT ALL THEM GONE THESE ONES

>>213114592
>>213114598
they could star in a vietnam war movie

>>213114653
vince the rapist?

>>213114599
I don't think will is going to win anything to have a chance to

>>213114599
who is coming for her?

>>213114505
beyonce

>>213114672
hes sick of masturbating in bed

>>213114694
it was morgan and ropehead but I think morgan changed her mind because lauren didn't nominate her or any of her close allies, so maybe just ropehead

damn simpmode actually woke up

>>213114653
someone send this to his IG so his girlfriend who runs it can see it

they all warned lauren to be leary of whoever tries to give her info. tmc out of nowhere who hasnt talked game to her once is suddenly up her ass pushing the hags. she wont buy it

why is it always a long ass WBRB right after pluto ads?

Why does xitter/reddit/tiktok hate Jimmy so much? Might be cringy at times but he's confrontational and drama seeking I thought everyone liked that.

>>213114737
sure but she doesnt know or think that so why would she nominate them instead?

>>213114796
He's blatantly performative and his shitty one-liners are taken from other reality shows. He's not naturally charismatic.

>>213114796
prolly trying too hard

>>213114769
>tmc out of nowhere who hasnt talked game to her once is suddenly up her ass pushing the hags. she wont buy it
he's riled up because zach told him yesterday that ashley/morgan/mickey were all targeting kat, also that will is now a solid number for them. the thing is lauren doesn't trust the girls either

>>213114796
this season just feels forced
drama manufactured
they have scripted try hard one liners

>>213114872
>the thing is lauren doesn't trust the girls either
good thing she didnt put any of them up and is taking out house targets

>>213114861
decent ai slop

>>213114853
keanu is the anti jimmy and just eviscerates him everytime off script

>>213114887
There are a lot of fakers in the house

https://x.com/tiffanyspawn/status/1949188761675600300

TMC IS FINISHED

>>213114861
nice tits on anime ava

>>213114796
apparently he's stealing all his "lines" from other reality shows
>the only thing fake about me is my ______ is from Real Housewives
>you're full of shit like the toilet (or whatever it was) is from RuPaul's Drag Race

>>213114916
she did put will up which is a number for them. she also knows mickey has the power, that's why she's scared of putting ashley up who is close to mickey.

>>213114951
black queens wont stand for that

>>213114872
she has no reason to believe anything tmc is telling her now

>>213115029
i thought her, kat, and tmc had an alliance

>>213114861
lauren doesnt mean mug like that

>>213115053
yeah the Southern Charms

>>213114951
>crashing out at a white just because of their skin color even if they're staunchly pro-black leftists
Just like with BB25 Red, casting probably searched for "liberal redneck" on tiktok and found Rylie

>>213114951
>NOOOOO YOU CANNOT TARGET BLACK PLAYERS EVER

>>213115053
her only real alliance is with vince

>>213115059
fixed

ashley is spiritually white if we're being honest

>>213114951
>let's heavily downplay the fact that ropehead and morgan are power players running the other side of the house who have almost no relationship with simp or talk game with him and that ashley is a well known annoying shit stirrer who leaks anything you tell her and that simp knows they're planning on targeting his best ally kat which would hurt his game
these "people" are so boring. i'd assume it's bait for engagement but that account doesn't even have a bluecheck so they're just retarded and racist

cody running for house

i'd self evict before allowing a black player to go home on thursday

>>213114951
watched their podcast and all they do is root for black people, boring

>>213114598
just needs a mohawk for travisbicklecore

>>213115817
shieeeet it really says "rooting for everybody BLACK " in his bio

>>213115501
how embarrassing

Rachel is a top 3 social/strategic player in the house which is insane to think about.

>>213116161
Nah. Nobody knows how to navigate autist zoomer house. One of the autist retards are winning this season.

>>213116161
never saw feeds for bb12 or bb13, but shes playing so solid this season so far. has a strong aura, but not overbearing or overscheming

>>213116161
she has almost no influence on the house, even ashley has more of an influence

>>213116443
pretty much any player besides zach, rachel, ava could go home in the next 3-4 weeks depending on circumstances. things change quickly

>>213115501
lmfao

>>213116161
I feel like the only reason she's sticking around is because production is holding a gun to their heads in the DR

are the feeds still down? are they doing veto or something

>>213116849
yeah, veto time.

SNEEDS
KEANU WON

>>213117442
KEANUBROS IS THIS REAL!!

>>213117512
No

nbombs plotting

>>213114420
she said shes half black i think but its more like 1/8

https://x.com/BB_Updates/status/1949187123950846430
tmcbros....its over

>>213117720
THIS IS ANTI BLACK

still thinks its retarded to bring a returnee to jury

>>213117720
>noooo you can’t just notice a super obvious trio

>>213117836
you either bring them to jury or get grodballed

Kelley wins veto
Keanu wins Blockbuster
Will finito

PETS

>>213115501
lets all vote for him

I want racism to end just so I dont have to hear black people make their entire personality being victims

>>213116596
but there is truly no reason to get Rachel out. not winning comps, already lost Amy and only has Ashley, not connected to a big alliance.

>>213118123
i dont think it will like ever "end"

>>213118051
will vs ashley

evict ashley

keaunu
zach
kelly
ava
vince
rylie
adrian
kat
evict will

morgan
mickey
rachel


jimmy? mmr might even flip when they realize its not happening and it could be unanimous

will isnt going anywhere

>>213114598
Looks like my dad

kelly thought you could make the veto winner the renom if they use it on someone else

>>213118451
I see online comments from boomers watching the show for 20 years that also think it's the case

kek that bunny is trying to break out of its cage and the feed switched to cats

>>213114951
>his comments under it
sounds oddly familiar to the faggy racebaiters we get here lately kek

>>213118451
based kells

>>213118740
Someone standing on the side of truth and not falsehoods is the exact opposite of baiting

>>213118821
>bad bait

>>213118776
Dammit this was the first comment I saw and thought she had won veto

south dakota

PETS

lauren withdrawals

>>213119544
real

Where’s my queen Lauren ???

>>213119652
>abs
>anon saying she's not athletic

>>213119694
shes cheerleader athletic

long veto

>>213119747
imagine BB24 in reverse boot order
what a great season

>>213119747
its only been 3 hours

>>213119854
god i miss loma

>>213119747
POOCH

If Kelley wins veto, what are the odds of Lauren putting up 3 black people on the block together?

>>213119990
miss that sleaze like you wouldnt believe

>>213120014
0 because keanu isnt black

If anyone comes down it’s just going to be something fucking lame like Adrian going up, right? Ashley would be based but Lauren will pussy out

>>213120110
no wonder he wasn't invited to this season's Cookout

Why can’t Keanu repair any relationships with people? Can anyone ever successfully do that if the entire house hates you?

Honestly he doesn’t seem like a bad guy but I guess we don’t see a lot where he might rub people the wrong way

Kelley won

>>213120232
He's the scapegoat this year

>>213120232
He's incredibly abrasive and less socially aware than actual autsitics like adrian and ashley. He's a cool and funny guy but it seems like his social skills were built in a vacuum being whatever his d&d circle is.

big bunny rabbit won veto!!!

>>213120377
Keanu talking about rachels highlight clips was endearing though kek

kevin won veto!

>>213120413
Ye he's so out there it's amazing lol lets just hope he wins veto and someone is smart enough to pick him up as a wildcard weapon

>>213120232
he seems socially stunted, basically rubs everyone in the house the wrong way

>>213120232
>Can anyone ever successfully do that if the entire house hates you?
Dr. Keanu Kirby will win this season.

anyone fucking yet

>>213120174
the vibes were that they would do ashley. more people are expressing their dislike of mickey morgan ashley alliance and lauren also seemed a little bit sad about not putting a bigger target. id say even mickey isnt an impossibility at this point. an adrian nom as it stands seem less likely

>>213120528
Ava and Rachel scissored

>>213120528
vince tried to fuck a bedpost

>>213120174
if keanu goes down it might be ashley, if kelly goes down it might be adrian

Will you all txt me when feeds come back up. Just guess my phone number.

>>213120528
Jimmy fucked Vince up the butt to buck-break him.

>>213120528
Rylie pumped his 3rd baby into Micky day 1 before any feeds

>>213120232
He just walks into conversations and follows people around. He's a cool dude but I can see why that annoys the shit out of everyone

Nah I decided I am done the cast is just bad:
Will: thinks everyone should play for him and decided he can't speak to anyone about farts so just won't talk. Hopes Cookout 2 will save him to Final 4.
Keanu: socially retarded and mean on purpose
Rachel: comes from the Before TikTok generation so her social skills seem God Wizard Gandalf tier in comparison, will cruise her annoying ass to jury
Jimmy: just another generic gay
Rylie: people using the fact that he is a boring pig ugly son of a bitch to underline their racism claims
Vince: slimey car salesman
Katherine: gets targeted because she has no real guts and just there to get sunshine vacation
Kelley: some retarded MotherTucker
Ashley: the most unpleasant N Bomb in this shows history might make Final 4

i only read one line posts

>>213120694
>IWN have Ameerah do SPH on me
Why live?

>>213120666
Thanks anon I was waiting for your take! How else could I decide whether I'm enjoying the season?

just hang out with your boys

>>213120777
checked

which one got the biggest dick

>>213120853
vince hes got that sleeper hog

>>213120881
ts made my phone restart

Were Michelle and Ollie telling the truth when they said Dan was never a coach and his coach pictures were photoshopped? Was Dan a Grodner plant?

they put the clips section just below the feeds on p+ and they put one of taylor so now i have to see her ugly mug peeking up whenever i goto the feeds

fuck you grodner

>>213121059
He was a health teacher and an assistant coach.

if I were in the house I would walk around topless 24/7

>>213121133
only nogs fuck in the bb house now

>>213121189
Jackson says otherwise

>>213120174
struggle to see how they'd okay adrian going up given the odds keanu/kelly won blockbuster and having to vote out one of will or adrian

>>213121240

>now
>6 years ago

name one white since then

>>213121176
are you a girl

>>213121151
how do you know he was an assistant coach

>>213120666
wow, you typed this all out to just basically call everyone retarded? really gripping analysis, anon

>>213121401
yeah shes hot too

>>213121189
cormerica and tucker/zubina are black?

>>213121434
how do you know?

>>213120488
Dr Will is the exception. Will was self aware when he knew he was pushing peoples buttons and would stop and apologize, especially to Nicole. Keanu is socially retarded and when trying to apologize to rachel a couple hours ago he failed horribly.

>>213121439
>thinking corey and america fucked in the bb house

thats funny

i dont know about tucker but if you say so

>>213121461
i think cory and america did hands stuff but that's it

>>213121396
Kyle

>>213121401
why does his retarded face make me feel a type of way

>>213121516
i said fuck, not premature ejaculate cause alyssa took her pants off

>>213121396
tucker and goblina
kyle and alyssa

plus you're retarded if you don't think rylie would in a second

blue and jared fucked and cummed all over the couch

>>213121562
the only 100% confirmed

>>213121562
typical korean whore

>>213121537
it makes me happy too

>>213120636
Reminds me of the Fatt pic
>>213120777
Holy based wtf is happening here this season????

>>213121461
>>213121481
they got into some very heavy petting on camera and I vaguely recall mention of dud or matt or somebody finding a used condom they implied was theirs (not the infamous post blared condom find to be clear kek) so I feel like it's not that crazy to think

>>213114642
>>213114649
lol thought those were fake tatas for a second

>>213120666
morgan and lauren are good women

>>213121650
those two attention whores would have mentioned it at some point by now and wear it as a badge of honor

looking back at the bb26 wiki, being a showfag must have been a blessing. as a feedsfag it was horrendous. ive already enjoyed the feeds this season so much more

>>213121650
Pretty sure they waited til jury to bump uglies

>>213121454
all the girls here are hot as fuck

>>213121745
they should post pics

have they shot survivor 50 yet?

>>213121757
Lauren 4 never winning more comps and looking cute

bb26 would have been much better if tucker didnt have mental issues and let himself get nommed just cause 'friendship'. his intuition was really good, he knew that it was best to get rid of chelsie over brooklyn

>>213121803
yes

>>213121795
wowee zowee lauren

>>213121820
T'Kor killed his drive more than Rubina did, though it was close. He just gave in to whatever that dumbass believed in & left at the right exact time before he completely ran out of steam.

>>213121714
i think there's already been more game talk this season than the entirety of BB26

>>213121884
that goes without saying for week 1 alone

feeds are up as soon as you finish reading this post

>>213121803
yes, cirie won

>>213121803
We're watching the straya one.

>>213121956
lol

>>213114649
>221 KB, 1831x1029
garb distorted upscale not true to color heavily compressed quality
>>213114687
>993 KB, 1280x720
good
>>213114642
>975 KB, 1280x720
good

phone buzz

5 hours

>>213122104
dont lie to me

feeds back soon

i hope its a comp they have to walk back and forth alot

BRB SCREENS Y'ALL

why is morgan wearing that whore makeup

>>213115501
Will he be more successful than Ovi?

feeds

>>213122319
she was the host

keanu won? LMAO

KEANU WON.

>>213122276
Laurens magnificent contrapposto will decimate the slip n slide comp

keanu won for real

kek lauren going to scramble

very quiet in the house

>>213122324
fuck it. id fuck him

KEANU WON

keanu and kelley will be the compgnats of the season lmao, they're genuinely going to have to backdoor them and pray they don't win blockbuster
lauren is going to be seething because she can't realistically put up two pawns without maximum seethe, my guess is ashley up

KEANUUUUUUUU

kek apparently the comp favored someone strong

KEANU GODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

lauren looks fucking justed kek
just staring depressed into space

ashley up laurens aass already

KWAB

How do we keep manifesting Keanu wins every week?

>>213122383
The Kaycee power could have been used on any veto before jury so I assume every veto til then will be physical so she would do well in them

>>213122383
Based Grodner

its just that easy

time for another hellround of lauren being indecisive

>>213122341
>Her optimism gone

>Ava - We need to convince her to put up a strong player as a renom
>Will - And who is that?

>>213122433
It wasn't a "Kaycee" power. He had options to choose between a few past BB HGs. I forgot everyone named but I think Tyler Crispen might've been on there. Keanu said all their names when he got the ability in the DR the first time.

based

Apparently Keanu got to pick two people to watch a movie, Ava and Rachel
Ava's being a snotty bitch like always and nagging to Will

>>213122460
>ropes seething
simpgan looks pretty tho

rachel ava and keanu got a movie reward apparently
hell for everyone involved kek

>>213122484
sounded like she was bitching cause she has to be stuck with her for 2 hours kek

>>213122460
lookin OLD

>>213122484
Keanu has to get his rocks off on making people pissed.

>>213122498
nightmare blunt rotation

Ashley's gone

The veto was used every HOH with BB Arena in play in BB26 and BB27

jfc lauren

she just told vince she is thinking adrian

>>213122476
You are retarded, he didn't get to pick it was a random Houseguest, he was just listing people who were comp beasts to guess who it might be.
And Tyler wasn't even on the list.

>adrian
that is the dumbest fucking option imaginable lmao, then you have 2 of your "allies" potentially sitting next to each other otb

KEANU GODS

>>213122513
I wouldn't be surprised if Kelley goes

>kelley wins blockbuster
>adrian finito

>>213122484
>ava and rachel
BASED KEANU IDENTIFYING THE F2
4D PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE

>adrian going up
god awful players

>>213122484
Keanu has to be some master troll

kek
i knew she was going to do adrian
i hope lauren gets btfo next by mickey and co

>>213122513
pls no she is my queen

this bitch is retarded even thinking adrian

>>213122597
he made a deal to bury the hatchet and work with rachel earlier this morning

LETS FUCKING GOOO

KEANU GOD

cookout lite at the hammock

they dont even try to hide it

ava broke a prop

PENALTY

>>213122614
she got a 17 on the ACT

Welp. Adrian or Kelley, one of them are confirmed leaving this week. Both of them lose to SNORE MIMIMIMI the oldest member of the cookout v2. Zoomers growing some balls impossible challenge.

>>213122605
I don't know if she'll actually do it but the fact that was her first thought has me writing her off as a player entirely lmao
tkor may have been insufferable but even she didn't play pussy scared like this

>>213122513
she wont be sitting on the block come thursday night.. it's going to be will and [backdoor target]. No matter what happens this very realistic outcome will send this house scurrying squealing and screaming

>>213122637
oh wait it was just a bowl of popcorn

>>213122640
how is that even possible?

>>213122504
SHES A SNAKE

Ava broke crockery and is going crazy on people with the broken shards

Ava's fat dumpy is lethal

(;̀_́) time to put in some work adrian my boy

they really going to do keanu,adrian,kelly every single week
BOOORING

KEANU 4 HOH

>>213122608
She's still a number for the buddies, unfortunately. Need a buddy number gone this week

>>213122685
they deserve to be cookouted

Im manifesting Kelley's safety this week. Sorry Adrian.

>>213122712
if zach doesn't push hard and ensure adrians off the block I genuinely agree, at least mickey and co. have the balls to make moves, if he lets adrian up because ??? he's losing a lot of points in my book

YOU DUMB NIGGERS STOP ACTING LIKE ADRIAN GOING UP IS A DONE DEAL, ITS NOT. ADRIAN KNOWS HE CANT LET HIMSELF GO UP AGAIN

>>213122715
Ashley is probably going up

>>213122430
shes done

Adrian probably not going up. Lauren's whole unbearable schtick is being indecisive seconds before making a decision

>>213122704
>>213122707

>>213122754
Even worse

>>213122640
What does that mean for us nonburgers

>>213122757
forgive me for thinking adrian is going up because of her previous noms of keanu kelley and will

lauren seether is going insane KEK

>>213122757
>Lauren's whole unbearable schtick is being indecisive seconds before making a decision
her schtick is she tends to have an opinion then whines and pretends to waffle on it only to not change her mind in the end anyway. look at how her initial noms went her first thought was keanu kelley and will and that's what she went for.
adrian being the first name out of her mouth is bad juju in this scenario

>>213122801
she can be talked out of it, but I don't know if vince or zach will do it

>>213122821
i think they'll try. i dont know if they can afford to lose adrian

>>213122821
vince seems sketched out by adrian so he is definitely not doing it unless his ashley hatred is big enough he wants to push her
it's going to come down to zach, ava, and adrian actually having a spine really

>>213122704
>>213122707

>>213122801
she's said ashley as potential 4th nom a dozen or so times before veto. it's just this weird irrational fear she has regarding ashley. that ashley is some scary loud black woman

>>213122821
vincel hates adrian and zach is not gonna back adrian

FEEDS!!!!!!!

>>213122821
both vince and zach really want ashley out but for some reason they have been complete pussies about pushing her as a nom, don't understand it

>>213122866
zach will try to back adrian the question is will he back him hard enough? the dude will admit his agenda then just not really push it much

Keanu is just another Tucker
He will win, until he doesn't, and he'll be a forgotten pre juror because they decided to make jury 7 instead of 9

adrian wont let her do it, you guys have no confidence in him

>>213122866
zach is gonna back adrian are you retarded? adrian is the one who tipped zach off about mickey targeting zach before jury. zach knows they cant afford to lose a number. also vince wants ashley out far more then he wants adrian out. vince knows ashley will nom him

I'll be honest, I'd rather have Ashley than Adrian even if it's a terrible move and keeps the cookout 2.0 strong

>>213122895
the problem is no one wants to work with keanu

>>213122895
If I have to tell you every year that the brightest stars burn out the fastest, then I just won’t!

zach and adrian can both make the case to put mickey up because she has a power

>>213122926
they won't and also lauren is too much of a pussy

Keanu telling Jimmy that Mickey and Morgan are pitting them against each other

>>213122875
it really is baffling how unwilling they are to push for anything

>>213122895
tucker isnt forgotten though. casuals see him as one of the faces of us big brother now whether you like it or not. also tucker wasnt abrasive like keanu & actually had charisma that won over the house. he just had the worst ally possible in t'kor. just like adrian, ava, will, kelly have the worst ally in Lauren

lauren won't do ashley becaues she knows mickey has the power, and ashley is close to mickey. she doesn't want the power to be used against her next week as revenge. that's why she was trying to guess what the power could do

>>213122895
Tucker actually had allies and simps

>Gaza: UN expert denounces genocidal violence against ...
Never forget that jews want this for your children and girlfriends. They're genocidal. They hate Whites the most. 4chan is is a criminal site that enables this and needs to be properly investigated.

>>213122990
Tuckersissies .... OH ONO NON ONOO NOOOONOOO

>>213122969
might be better to just flush her power early

>>213122926
Isn't Mickey's faux HOH power moot now? Since everyone knows about it and one of the pre condition is she's supposed to keep it secret.

not boren and weenie strategizing for hours on end again
fuck me

>>213122990
schizosan I kneel

just once I want a showmance to make a power move and clap cheeks in the HoH room all week

>>213123020
The problem is they don't know what her power is so they're still scared of it.

vincecrashouts trigger tf out of me, id unirioncally beat his ass if he acted that way towards me

>>213123066
butt cheeks?

>>213123040
ye

kelly getting sold tf out

>>213123085
kelley finito again if she doesnt win blockbuster