>no cgi pet
>no generic pop song set to an action scene
>no banter between 2 unlikely heroes needing to work together
>actual family dynamics
This mogs Gunnslop and I say this as someone who openly rejects the MCU.

Fuck off.

>>213115816
Still better than the entirety of Superman. Kek

>>213115764 (OP)
Herbie is F4's pet
But even then, he is 80% more real than krypto

>>213115834
Fuck off I haven't even seen Superman, but you can always tell a faggot by who judges their quality by aiming down. Faggot.

>>213115846
He's also not a plot device for audiences nor even the movie

>>213115764 (OP)
shill

>>213115866
>I haven't seen superman but I'll suck it's dick
And you called me the faggot. Top kek

>>213115870
>first mcu movie i ever liked
>Gets called shill
Gunnjeets are really scared arent they. Kek. Should I share a pop song in my post next time to manipulate people into thinking it's good?

>>213115866
Actually surprised they did a reference to dead of johnny storm and for a moment I thought that by Doomsday we would have a live action future foundation with Spider-Man.

>>213115895
I'd suck the dog's dick, not Supes'

>>213115764 (OP)
>no CGI pet
the CGI baby is far worse than the fucking dog was. at least the dog, while annoying generally looked and was animated alright. the baby is uncanny nightmare fuel

>>213115764 (OP)
>no banter between 2 unlikely heroes needing to work together
That sounds exactly like what a F4 movie needs.

>>213115958
>Pedro being so afraid of touching her tits
What a fag

>>213116097
They're not opposites anon they are literally a family

>>213115816
>bogging level plastic surgery in the 1960's
Takes me out.
>>213115958
So does this fake ass baby

>>213115764 (OP)
>no banter between 2 unlikely heroes needing to work together
johnny and ben don't banter any more?

>Started off with scenes where F4 tram do stuff. Dont even have enough comic-ish nor retrofuture vibe.
They fucked up. Perfect opportunity to introduce the team and why people like it but they did it in least interesting way possible
>talk talk talk. Actors have no charisma to sell characters.
First iron man worked because RDJ was him. These f4 casts are even worse than 2005 version
>space scene
Was very good
>back to earth. Talk talk talk
They fucked up again. Another opportunity to do comic panels vibe to show why you should love the team. Retrofuturish setting again was wasted.
>Silver surfer having woman moment
Because of an audio tape. This is important scene but they just speedran it
>galatus on earth
The action is stupid, doesnt even feel like a F4 team but soundtrack's is decent so okay.

Overall a 5/10 movie. Just typical capeshit with no soul like plenty post endgame MCU movies. You can wait for hd , no need to watch this boring team

why did reed bring his pregnant wife to talk to galactus? i get it was for the plot but the thought of bringing her straight to the person who want to destroy the earth is retarded.

>>213116386
They banter excessively, one could even say there's sexual tension between them, I doesn't help Ben Is aggressively Jewish.

>>213116412
Because Reed was afraid, even if he said that the baby was normal, he knows he isn't sure about it and Galactus knows this too.
So I believe Reed thought of "If Sue gives birth on earth and the baby has powers no one on earth could stop it nor be able to save Sue.

>>213115764 (OP)
why is this pajeet seething that people enjoy superman more than your avergae mcusloppa?
There is a thread comparing the two and you are so mad you need to defend this 4/10 sloppa.

>>213116412
The only reason I could think is she gives the ship stealth mode. This bugged me as well. So retarded.

>>213116752
I don't buy this as a reason. It was just lazy screenwriting. They needed to contrive a confrontation with Galactus for the mid point of the movie, and since Galactus ends up wanting the baby, they needed it there.

>>213115816
links to CAM torrents?

>>213115764 (OP)
Haven't seen Superman (yet) but I pray it's better than Fantastic 4 because that was the most mid 6.5/10 shit I've ever seen. It peaked when the first meet Galactus, all downhill from there.

>>213115764 (OP)
>no cgi pet
Ben Grimm and Herbie are both CGI and pets

>>213117837
Sent ;)

>>213118256
redeemed thanks ;)

>>213115816
>>213115866
lmao...what a fucking shit show...

>>213115866
Superman is far better than this piece of shit.

>>213115816
What was his deal anyway?
Why does he need to be big and eat planets?

>>213118394
The actual, old lore is that he is a force of nature "maintaining balance" or some shit like that. He is not really a person.

>>213118543
He used to be a person billions of years ago in a different universe before the big bang.

>>213115866
this shit is actually abysmal

>>213115866
>yep, this is going in my marvel cringe folder

>>213115816
What’s the problem here why does this trigger tv so much
I haven’t even seen the movie yet but like
What can rockguy or flame guy or stretch guy do against something that big?

>>213118394
Hes the one of the survivors of the previous iteration of the cosmos, and he will be there until the end of the current cosmos.

>>213118338
Just watched superman earlier. Its great. Its like the first capeshit movie ever that does not suck arse.

>>213115866
Anyone with taste knows Supes is better.

>>213115816
They nerfed galactus, oh man
So dr doom also will be nerfed ?

>>213119895
I guess to the generic public its like whatever, but galactus is supposed to be a mega treat ,its like seeing thanos be defeated by the guardians of the galaxy or something like that, general audiences will be like oh they just defeated the bad guy, meanwhile hes supposed to be this super dangerous villain and the infinity stones etc

>>213115958

>>213115816
This Galactus was almost worse than the cloud.

>>213120566
>dr doom
That's Doomstark. He's already nerfed. Viktor would never.

>>213120566
He's not nerfed; just no match for a woman.

>>213115764 (OP)
>no cgi pet
>shows cgi pet on the fucking image he posted

>but he he is a robot
Yes "Herbie"

>>213115764 (OP)
just watched it, 6.5/10
its pretty solid, love that its a simple, singular story and not some multiversal dogshit you have to watch 10 other movies and shows to connect the dots
though it does feel incoherent a bit, the start/first act of the movie is very weird and very fast paced, you just keep jumping from one thing to the next, the plot with galactus is okay, makes some sense
all the characters are very fleshed out except the thing, he seems a bit left out, even with his jewish neighborhood scenes
one thing that bothers me is the part that was cut out, not the Malkovich part, but the dinner every day, on the dot
seems like that was some plot point like the original way they were gonna lure galactus, but in the end they used the baby to do it
solid movie
and
I WOULD FUCK THE EVERLIVING SHIT OUT OF THE SHALLA-BAL SILVER SURFER

>>213115764 (OP)
Still not watching MCU until they do a full anti woke reboot.

>>213119895
just retards being nitpicky about everything
i mean the fight is not great, but how the fuck do you even do a proper fight scene with something as big as and as strong as galactus
>>213120645
thing is he isnt dead/defeated, he is just yeeted
so he will 100% be back