Thread 213115879

Holy shit....

The little guy was just taking a nap. Why’d they have to be such dicks?

>>213115930
Orcas are just dicks

evil creatures

>>213115879 (OP)
the more I see of these orcas the more I don't care about them. They seem like real jerks.

Orcas are niggers. Humpback whales
are the chads of the ocean
>His research analyzed 115 interactions that took place between humpbacks and killer whales, observed by more than 54 individuals — scientists and non-scientists — in ocean locations around the world and spanning 62 years, from 1951 through 2012.

>The study found that large and powerful humpback whales, the only whales known to attack orcas, will band together and sometimes travel great distances to interrupt and terminate a killer whale attack, regardless of what type of animal the orca is attacking.

>>213115879 (OP)
The face of impending and imminent doom on that seal hit me hard.

>>213115879 (OP)
Has there ever been a game where you play as a regular wild animal and the aim of the game is just to hunt prey and survive? The closest I've played was Deadly Creatures, but that turned into a bug-themed hack n' slash pretty quickly.

>>213116211
Who was in the wrong here?

>>213116211

Knew what this was before I clicked it but it always makes me happy.

>>213116174
I'm sure some GTA has a nigger character

Kino.

>>213115879 (OP)
hE'LL BE fine

>>213116174
I haven't played it, but it seems Rain World is kind of close to that idea while still being like a video-game.

>>213115944
kek
pow right in the kisser

>>213116282
Fuck those cunts, I'm glad the North Pole is melting

>>213115944
Based Orcas avenging the crocodile guy.

>>213116382
Penguins are the most kino animals, change my mind

>>213116382
Why are you posting all this bleak shit?

>>213116439
Don't worry, the people filming fashioned out some stairs for the chick to get up.

>>213116570
But why?

>>213116604
Depressed & socially awkward penguin had enough of the colony and all the normies there.

>>213116604
He'd had enough.

>>213115944
Is that to stun it before attempting to eat the ray, or is just for shits and giggles? From what I've read the general consensus is that Orca's are intelligent enough to kill for fun. And wear dead fish as hats https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmon_hat

>>213116211
why would nature collude to make him look bemused when there's no reason for him to express this emotion

>>213116211
>My God, this neighbourhood has gone downhill. We never had to deal with retarded monkeys startling innocent, law abiding seals in granpappy's day, no sir

>>213115879 (OP)
:( delet

>Lets an innocent seal die just to get le epic footage

Nature documentary makers are pure evil.

Kinography

>>213117043
fat fuck

>>213116981
The fuck were the documentary makers supposed to do? Swim over there and get eaten by the orcas?

>>213117043
>White American woman on vacation in the Caribbean

>>213115879 (OP)
Where did the seal reaction cam come from?

>>213115879 (OP)
>he's right behind me, isn't he?

>>213117209
If they can get all that footage from all those different angles in the middle of the fucking arctic ocean, saving that seal should have been no problem.

>>213116382
so, in this situation do you help him off camera or just let him die like nature intended?

>>213115930
He was making a move, they had to get it on.

>>213115879 (OP)
realistically, what would you do in this situation

>>213115879 (OP)
Why can't they eat seaweed or something instead?

>>213116282
Barrel row!!!

>>213117339
Id love to hear how you imagine this supposed rescue operation going. Even assuming they have a helicopter do you really think its got seal airlifting capabilities? Do you know how much a seal weighs? And do you suppose the seal is just gonna cooperate with the filmmakers and not just run away in a panic and straight into the maws of the orcas?

>>213117398
Make a break for land I guess

>>213116382
helping him would be le bad

>>213117210
kino short movie btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnvQggy3Ezw

>>213115879 (OP)
What is must have felt like

>>213116604
Faustian spirit

>>213116604
Because it's there

>>213115955
Anybody ever manage the No Trainer Death run? I hear it's hard.

>>213117607
Why do they do it? Why do they jump into certain doom?

>>213117607
>GET THE VAX
>WEAR THE MASK!

>>213117723
I hate petrels.

>>213116382
the live action happy feet looks pretty good

seals are too cute why are they basically just big blubbery snack food for every predator out there

>>213116604
Cause he knows what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams

>>213117342
If you're a responsible documentarian, the latter.
If you're a passionate documentarian, the former.
If you're a passionate-but-responsible documentarian, the latter, but you feel bad about it and find yourself thinking about it years later.

>>213116570
The Faustian spirit

>>213117209
Orcas never attack humans. They somehow understand humans are ultimate murder machines despite size.

>>213116382
:(

>>213117535
Always like seeing leeroy jenkins roll in to save the day

>>213118073
>Orcas never attack humans
Are you retarded?

>>213118090
He made it anon, don't worry.

>>213117342
Not my problem
Not your problem

>>213118189
I don't believe you :(

ever see those videos of petrels just swooping around and eating penguin chicks?
nature is fucked up

>>213116109
>Orcas are the main natural predators of humpback whales Visible scars indicate that orcas prey upon juvenile humpbacks.[28] A 2014 study in Western Australia observed that when available in large numbers, young humpbacks can be attacked and sometimes killed by orcas. Mothers and (possibly related) adults escort calves to deter such predation. The suggestion is that when humpbacks suffered near-extinction during the whaling era, orcas turned to other prey but are now resuming their former practice.[62]

intredasting

>>213115944
>sorry didnt see ya there lil fella

>>213115879 (OP)
>Bullies the entire ocean, up to and including Great Whites and whales much larger than themselves.
>Doesn't fuck with humans

Chads of the sea.

The sleek black orcas carve the water with surgical precision, an inhuman chorus rehearsing the final act. And yet, in the face of this merciless scene, I find myself torn between horror and a profound, almost guilty, reverence

>>213115944
>THAT WAS FOR STEVE IRWIN

>>213116174
That was what Spore was SUPPOSED to be.

>>213116570
fuck, its not the edited version where it is merged with this one >>213117535

>>213116109
wow I hope someone documents an orca vs humpback fight soon

>>213115944
Same energy

>>213116174
That Ancestors game was a bit like this, iirc you just survive and evolve into humans eventually.

>>213117342
put a bullet in it's head and eat it for dinner, film it for personal use

>>213116364
kek

>>213116981
orcas gotta eat too anon

>>213115879 (OP)
Orcas are real dickheads, that's why I don't care why people cry about them being in seaworld.

>>213117535
lmao is this like a bodyguard penguin they hired to protect the caravan?

>>213116981
Nature is pure evil.
ftfy

>>213116109
>whales have ops
fr fr

>>213117535
>that fat ass penguin at the back not doing anything

nature is fucking brutal lads

where this mother nature meme comes from? normal perception is that we should of nature is le heckin wholesome place of champrinos and telling stories around campfire and protecting wildlife.

>>213119456
>where this mother nature meme comes from?
Women

>>213117342
think about it. if you let him live, you bypassed natural selection and allowed a penguin that can’t climb to survive. in the course of generations you will suddenly have a genetic pool of penguins that can’t climb, and for that reason it must die

>>213115879 (OP)
What orcas would say if they could talk?

>>213119555
ggez

>>213119456
https://youtu.be/H173WxgvrhE?t=41

I always think of shit this whenever I hear someone waxing about "muh nature muh harmony"

>>213117210
They are like 'da fuck kind of fish are these?'

>>213119604
Would they sound like negroes talking?

>>213119555
"Imagine only being able to hold your breath for a few minutes. What a fucking fag lol"

Dolphins on the other hand would be full pajeet-tier "show bobs and vagene pls" given their love of rape.

>>213119644
Brutal

There's an even similar but more brutal scene in Lars Von Trier's Antichrist:

https://youtu.be/4La09rwsvhs?si=58qhIClqhc9iVmxW

>>213117648
>>213118017
He's committing suicide. The human equivalent is a socially awkward loser walking off into the wilderness to die.

>>213118507
>Doesn't fuck with humans
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iberian_orca_attacks
They only kill niggers and sandnigger migrants on rubber boats, don't kill to eat them, they kill them just for fun truly intelligent animals.

>>213119555
Orcas are the only thing in the water that scares me. Sharks are incredibly stupid. Orcas you can tell are smart and just do things to fuck with other animals which is pretty funny

>>213117723
Why is the world such a cruel place. I hate it.

>>213119961
They recognize boats and will destroy them if someone screws with them. They are quite petty. So running a boat pouring oil where they are chilling will result in them fucking shit up.

>>213116211
Genuinely one of the funniest webms on the net, his shocked fucking face HAHAHAHA.

>>213120001
He legitimately got back. They nearly fired the guy for helping him out but had to include him in the documentary

>>213119749
>Dolphins on the other hand would be full pajeet-tier "show bobs and vagene pls" given their love of rape.
Well that's funny because pajeets rape Dolphins because Dolphins' vaginas are similar to female vagina

>>213119961
Orcas have been documented as being playful and curious about human researchers in the past. I like to believe that the Orcas thought they had the opportunity to play with a bunch of new friends only to be mildly disappointed to discover that brown humans don't seem to float like the white ones do.

>>213115944
you bloidy croiky monsta, take that, blimey!

>>213115879 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs8ZveNZQ8g

How could you be the cameraman and not save the seal? I would take it home and make him my doggo named Popeye.

>>213119824
>>213119644
From the same movie
https://youtu.be/4L2ooG_MX9E?si=yGulJYZhUdf4oNkS
Its what I'm reminded of when someone goes on about the harmony of tranquility of nature.
Also this quote by Herzog https://youtube.com/shorts/TmfVDYucGkY?si=mbaagQcQPoduiUvk
Also that webm of the praying mantis eating another insect while another insect bites it in half. Nature is fucked

>>213116174
Jaws for PlayStation 2. You can play as the shark and eat swimmers and fish and destroy boats.

>>213117607
>>213117535
>>213117210
>>213116570
>>213116382
All art is simply imitation of nature, and nature is the kinoest artist of them all. So of course nature documentaries are the highest kino of all.

>>213116058
just a reminder that every single land animal was successfully hunted by literal cavemen including mammoths. So they're no worse than us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3OjfK0t1XM
This one with the woodkid - run boy run version is fantastic.

>>213120028
>Make nature documentary about nature
>Show animal nature
>Human shows animal nature and helps animal
>Nearly get fired
I hope he sued these fucking hypocrites.

>>213116570
the animal is sick?

>>213120316
Nature is the greatest artist.

>>213118073
>Orcas never attack humans.
its a wild animal, what do you think is going to happen if you get between it and a meal?

>>213115930
little guy was not taking a nap, he was being hunted, though he could escape from them on the ice lol.

For me it's
1. Bottlenose dolphin
2. Sperm whale
3. Beluga whale
4. River dolphin
5. Blue whale

>>213116717
they know floaty thing is dangerous, stun/kill before eating xD

>>213116717
>Orca's
apparently you're not intelligent enough to use an apostrophe, retard

>>213120593
Not bad.

>>213120204
RULES OF NATURE

>>213119456
I realise it's a very 2deep4you point, but at the end of the day, nature can be reduced to that, by some cosmic horror, abiotic material assembled in such a way to allow self-replication. Everything since then has just been that first instruction repeating over and over in increasingly more complex organisms, and any kind of deviation from that code necessarily doesn't live on. You are, as a human living in the 21st century, at the very least partially watching it through the lens of that all this pointless brutality is occurring because we were set on this unstoppable course by a piece of shit strand of DNA some 4.5 billions of years ago. Mother Nature meanwhile is a relic from a time when humans hadn't seen as far as we have, and the world felt more infused with meaning, including even its moments of brutality

>>213116406
penguins are literally rebbit: the bird

>>213116570
I like to think he made it

>>213117607
Fish come on this is ridiculous

>>213119498
Humans are part of the environment. Getting selected for cuteness that lets humans help it is fair game.

>>213117342
>>213117961
>>213119498
take it as a pet. it won't fuck with natural selection and you won't have allowed needless misery and death you could have prevented

>>213120829
>>213119456
>t. oversocialized women
you faggots do realize every time you shovel food in your mouth it comes from nature?

>>213120841
You would know troon

>>213120829
Man I don't believe in evolution. Recent studies show that Lamarck wasn't really wrong. Please apply pic related method to evolution and it'll knock your foundation.

>>213120910
Made it to those mountains? I hope so.

>>213120968
>from nature?
It comes from man made farming and complex man made food chains.

>>213117308
The seal had a GoPro

>>213121025
which rely on nature. all you did was add more steps between it emerging from the dirt and your pig mouth.

>>213121085
Kek, it's human control. Making nature our bitch and fucking her raw dog.

>>213121131
kike

>>213121085
Then try farming and see how that works out for you moron. It's more complex then that.

>>213121168
Are you retarded? Industrial revolution happened in England.

>>213120968
What does that have to do with anything in my post you raging faggot

>>213120983
>Please apply pic related method
What? What do you think this even means? And abiogenesis wasn't an evolutionary event. That necessarily only happens after. We know that nucleotides can be polymerised by prebiotic, simply statistical processes. The probability of it emerging into anything of the length that supports self-replication is extremely unlikely, yes, but processes that can do it are understood

>>213121174
and how do you make farming easier? by understanding the laws of nature, moron

>>213121343
>>What? What do you think this even means?
That science is standing on a set of assumptions which are also arbitrary. Keep asking why why why...and you'll arrive at Agripp's trilemma.

Would a regular seal attack you if you got close to it?
Leopard seals are my favorite because they look like my old dog but I know they're murder machines.

>>213116985
Jaws but preachy

>>213121453
Yes, I don't disagree. Do you think scientists don't realise that the truth of axioms are inherently unknowable?

>>213121668
>Do you think scientists don't realise that the truth of axioms are inherently unknowable?
Majority of them don't, sadly, so they end up writing bad philosophy. They follow the data like divine commands. Evolution is just one way to think about things. But go show any skepticism to this idea and you'll piss off biology professors all over the world.

I don't know how to make sense of whatever scientists say. This has killed my curiosity.

>>213121815
Don't want to be rude, but it seems more likely that you're just a victim of the anti-intellectualism currently pushed by the powers that be. You haven't actually spoken to anyone with a degree, asked them if they believe axioms are necessarily true, and had someone answer that they are with a straight face. Yes, it's an uncomfortable truth of this universe that all our knowledge is built on axioms that we cannot and may not ever know whether are true or not, but that's just how it is. In fact I think you're going to find a lot more scientists who will concede this to you than if you asked some random off the street. Yes, you can show skepticism and le just be asking questions, but if your alternative to the theory of evolution isn't based on anything, most people aren't going to waste their time lol

>>213117060
That's not fat, that's blubber.

Why are fags here crying about orcas so much? They are awesome, military grade precision and discipline in their hunts, most of it taught and trained. They dominate every single ocean and some freshwater spots too. They hunt great whites by flipping them over because they have learned that it puts them to sleep and then they just eat their livers and leave the rest. One ecotype even hunts shored animals in a risky maneuver that they teach each other and practice for years.

They are the kings of the seas and yet deeply respect humans, they are awesome.

>>213117607
WTF is this real? I have never seen whales do this.

>>213121488
Most seals probably not, maybe some of the more aggressive ones like hooded or elephant seals would attack if you approached them, leopards are a mixed bag. I can only think of two major leopard encounters, in one the leopard grabbed a diver and drowned her at the bottom of the ocean, possibly for fun, the other time it kept grabbing a penguin and trying to force the diver to take it like it thought we were retarded

Sealions mog orcas.

>>213122417
Eerie.

>>213116981
It's called nature, not friend-ture.

>>213117342
>Oh noooo not my heckin' valid sealorino!!! That instinct-driven low-IQ animal was gonna become a doctor!!!
It's literally nature doing what it does. Stop personifying everything. If you eat meat you have no place to even have this perspective as a literal industrial holocaust of cows and chickens occur daily to feed your maw.

>>213117723
he died a warrior's death

>orca carries carcass and tries to give it to humans

I wonder what would happen if someone took the bait...

>>213116211
>"TWO-LEGGED NIGGERS could be here" he thought

>>213116382
Why did it randomly stop climbing