Thread 213119446

How would he react if someone flipped his desk over on his podcast and started man handling him?

like THIS

>>213119446 (OP)
With rapt lust

>>213119446 (OP)
"Get a skill"

>>213119446 (OP)
>AIEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME LASAGNA LIPS MAN

Sam's haters are obsessed with him lol

>>213119521
Just a question.

>>213119521
his haters are not the ones spamming his shit ugly face 24/7 on this and every other board that allows it

hack

>>213119521
The campaign to go after this guy with a moderate size cult following is a joke. Reddit and YouTube sponge up any negativity except when it's in line with their motivations.

that strange laugh that he does
you know the one

>>213119549
they are... lol

>>213119460
Remember this if you're a art guy.

>>213119659
Scientifically formulated and focus tested to be as belittling as possible

>>213119633
there is no campaign
nearly all the hate he gets is ex fans, and those on this site are sick of the spam he puts out and shit like fishtank
this time though it's his idubbz moment and he's on the receiving end

>>213119705
no, he's been spamming threads via his discord/bots/fiverr pajeets for years now

>>213119446 (OP)
Why do you guys worship power fantasies like Sam Hyde?

Every time an anti Sam thread gets posted on /tv/ a jannie starves

>>213119446 (OP)
hey big gorilla, you just flipped my desk

Insider here. Nobody has seen Sam for days since the Harland episode aired and he won't return any calls or DMs.

>>213119659
he does the witch cackle because hes an evil man, imo

>>213119887
Explain One Punch Man

>>213119926
Last I heard he went on a roadtrip up to Michigan to vent some gorilla steam

>>213119947
Because he's a kike and witches are based on kikes.

>>213119446 (OP)
I hope they put him in a cage in Ape Alcatraz, the San Diego Zoo

>Mr. Poopy Butthole quirky chungus, Sam
>ROAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Tbf he originally looked like a skinny pock faced nerd back in 08 when he first started making videos. Now he's bulked up worked out lift weights, he probably lives by the law of the jungle. Size and strength determines dominance.

>>213119811
Lol. I fucking hate fishtank. I've warmed up to tolerate the zoomer MDE members and now they'll probably disappear.

Chuck's podcast said they were coming off a party tour night and were hit with the antagonist interview. I think most of the crew liked Harland, but they need to be quicker to counter in an ambush.

>>213119446 (OP)
Sam lost
Goran lost
Alex lost
Chris Lynch lost
Charls lost
Nick lost
Erick lost


Connor O'Malley won.
Tim won.
Nick Mullen won.
Adam Friedland won.
Shane Gillis won.
Channing won.
Andy Ruse won.
Almost Friday TV won.

>>213119446 (OP)
Watching MDE in 2025 is crazy work

Hasn't been funny or interesting in years

>>213120104
Tf did anyone from cumtown win?

If Sam Hyde frightens the majority of 4chan then I’ve been shitposting with actual cripples

Sam really mindbroke you all

>>213120104
Nick Mullen is going to off himself in a few years.
Intentionally sabotaging and quitting everything successful he makes.

>>213120171
More relevancy than Scam Hyde could ever wish for.

>>213120102
Nearly everything that went off the rails is because of Sam.. who doesn't drink.

>>213119460
Get two.

>>213120362
Sam is the only reason any of them have a career.
They're fine with it, and because of their blacklisting are relatively financially immune to base jew attacks.

Sam got mad for, but its okay.
Harland was fucking with him, so he fucked with him back.
Sam's spontaneous intensity and anger is half the act.

Sam's comedy is the equivalent of gorilla shit, so it's appropriate

>>213120406
>They're fine with it,

>>213120406
>you dont le get it half the fun is acting like a feral nigger breaking people's shit because you got butthurt
That's a funny way to justify being a bootyblasted bitch and then acting like a complete jerkoff.

>>213120464
Nick is the one explicitly making fun of people that think there were any real consequences, and saying he only has a career because of Sam.

It's dumb internet drama, it doesn't exist in reality.

What about twigs would invoke such a response?

>>213120362
Ya, also >>213120406

Sam's tard rangler & mentor wannabe persona is weak.

>>213119457
Watched the Buckingham vid and Nick talks about how on the same day they found out WP was cancelled was when his wife also had a miscarriage. This man was experiencing trauma.

>>213120516
>It's dumb internet drama, it doesn't exist in reality.
tell that to idubbz

>>213119847
Now search "watermellie" in the archives

>>213120654
Life hits the real ones with waves. You define yourself, not your circumstance.

>>213119446 (OP)
what compels someone to take roids? why did he do it? i do buy into physiognomy to a degree and the whole "if this guy is stronger than me his ideas have more merit" but than i realize charls carrol seems to have way more brains than sam hyde and yet charls isn't insecure over being a smaller guy who needs to shoot roids

>>213119457
what is this from. What have i missed?

>>213119811
Making this bingo card proves you’re obsessed you fucking weirdo

>>213119521
chickens always come home to roost

>>213121539
>Tom Green popularizes absurdist satire (Freddy got fingered), inspired Eric Andre, Tim and Eric and Sam hyde
>Harland Williams has been Tom's friend for 30 years
>Sam goes on Hartlands podcast for free promotion
>Sam can't be funny and thinks SAYING RAPE and JEWS is funny
>Harland Williams markyposts to his face (tight and ripe)
>Harland tells Sam to build a gorilla nest
>Sam speaks out and flips the table

>>213121692
>RAPE
funny
>>213121692
>JEWS
use to be funny but now just too serious of a problem

>>213120654
Is this true? And they made a skit about it at the end of WP2 what the fuck hahaha holy shit what is wrong with these niggas

>>213120654
holy shit

>>213121746
as outdated and funny as your 2004 meme

>>213121773
https://youtu.be/crJQg8vq2Og?si=LLXhLqfQD6V9ThbT&t=3583

>>213119446 (OP)
Can we all just cut to the chase here? The basic issue is that today's Sam Hyde, the Tate disciple grifter, might still have the capacity to be "funny", but he's simply not likeable as a person. Does he have a single "friend" who isn't just there for the money? Would you have a beer with Sam Hyde? Of course not, you'd constantly be wondering when he would try pranking you, or simply start trying to push you off the barstool with his alpha roidgut. The 24/7 shilled Fishtank threads showed the truth and Harland merely confirmed it. Again: would any of you ever want to meet Sam Hyde in person under any circumstance? Of course not.

>>213121924
get to bed unc

Sam needs to invite Harland to be on PGL so they can laugh at how many retards thought there was beef between them.

>>213120464
poor nick

>>213122408
You're right. It was so funny and silly. If Harland was serious he'd break the bit through!

>>213121924
>2004
kek clueless zoomers think trash like that was posted in the internet in 2004?

>>213122453
He already broke the bit in the post-podcast promotion by laughing at Sam. Everyone seems to ignore this video though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz3hlzj-Vck

>>213120406
>Sam is the only reason any of them have a career.

Nick did all the legwork for World Peace networking and pitching— and still got his & Charls' AUTOMILE greenlit despite the artist guy's crashout.

>>213120516
>we were hungover
>perfect, reasonable alibi
>doesn't open with that, not a mention of it

>>213120543
>gorilla british cigarette
>the invisible one in the Buckingham documentary thumbnail

>>213121535
>what compels someone to take roids?

You weren't raped, you wouldn't get it. Henry Rollins however ...

it's sad to say but tim won in the end
it's over

>>213122408
>Sam needs to invite Harland to be on PGL so

He can talk about tight little pieces right in their home nest and vandalize their vintage analog audii gear.

How would you react if Charls explained the situation on The Palace? Oh wait what's this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ekH0W4hEA
Not that any of you have the attention span to listen to it.

>they call me big purple
>they call me roid rage
>they call me marky
>they call me gorilla nest
>they call me the raped

>>213119446 (OP)
>someone flipped his desk over on his podcast and started man handling him?
That would never happen because Sam is very stringent about his *crew*. They need to be pathological yes-men like Nick or Jet/Goran who would never push against Sam. Irl Sam would would likely meekly fold, pretending he's part of the joke but oh HIS streams or other people's stuff that he can pull this off he's a completely different person

>>213122858
>How would you react if Charls did damage control
kek

>>213122858
him and nick have explained it as "just a bit of fun, good vibes had by all" type shit

sammy so clazy!

>>213122886
Seems like it when Harland broke character in a promotion for the episode: >>213122589

>>213122886
Sounds like the way Idubbz sounded after his encounter with Sam.

>jews
>indians
>rape
>why aren't you laughing?

did you guys watch the brandon buckingham doc? made me miss old sam

>>213122858
Yeah I really believe Charls saying nothing for 40 minutes with a gun pointed to him off screen

>>213122914
it wasnt a bit look at nicks face

>>213122953
Old Sam abused a minor and fucks trannies. This is just the real him leaking out.

>>213122963
Thanks for proving my point that none of you have the attention span. Also proving Charls always saying "who would believe you?"

>>213122823
Did you see him on Matan's podcast? God, he's so washed up. Timmy fans are gonna say, 'He's so funny and brilliant with all his layers of irony, playing the dull dad from Glendale with no intelligence or wit!' Yeah well, that’s unironically fucking boring

>>213119549
They literally are.

>>213123003
no i haven't seen anything from him since like 2015 on cinema at the cinema