>139 days until Avatar 3: Fire and Ash
>>213288600 (OP)Based! Coming up quick!
>>213288600 (OP)fire and ash more like fart and ass
Only good thread on this trash place
We're on the home stretch!
The hype is building. I'm seeing more and more Avatar memes amongst my normie friends.
>>213289610Varang is too nice in this meme.
>>213289748I think she's going to shock people with how crazy cruel she turns out to be. Like in the teaser it just seems "oh, I'm a bit angry and I'm on the bad guy side" but nah, it's more like "KILL THEM! CUT OUT THEIR BEATING HEARTS! DRINK THEIR BLOOD! WEAR THEIR HAIR AS TROPHIES! DECORATE OUR HUTS WITH THEIR SKULLS!"
I can't count. is 139 days in this year? I didn't even know there was new coming out
>>213289921and have passionate loving sex with big Q
>>213290360>and have screaming, scratching, angry hate fucking with big QJ-jim, these are family films man...
Gonna be a nice Christmas this year
>>213288600 (OP)Based and robust
>>213291642TOO MANY FINGERS!
3 BILLION DOLLARS for Jimmy!
bros, i cant stop thinking about pandora.
>every installment introduces a new blue ayy waifu
how can one man be so based?
>>213291683She has demon blood!
>>213288600 (OP)Big milestone day
>>213291892It's funny to think about aliens coming down to Earth wearing human suits with six fingers and toes
>>213293488>scenes seconds before the suffering starts
>>213288600 (OP)139 Varangs until Avatar 3: Fire and Ash
>>213293555zero suffering in that scene
>>213293622I want to give her catnip
>>213293763She's literally meowing!
>>213292571>"Our chief of security wants to ship a whole gunship to Pandora, because the 3d printed choppers get shot down by arrows">"That'll waste a hole ISV trip">"Oh, and our chief scientist wants to cross human and alien DNA to create a meat puppet that goes against the laws of gods and men">"Like the bad guys Aliens? Start the lab and get our lobbyists on it"
>>213294485The human tech in the movies is super cool, except the crab-subs, they were a bit too silly.
Still, can't wait to see what Jimbo has in store for us next.
Cool looking movies, too bad the story is kindergarten tier and the flicks are forgotten the day after.
>>213294950Terrible opinion
>>213294950The tech is my favorite part. He puts more effort into it then any other movie maker I now of. I didn't care about the crab-subs myself, but if there's one person who knows what they should look like it'd be Jim
>>213295473The crabs were cool. They're unique and serve a specific purpose. We've already seen that the humans like to make mechs to do things.
Avatar looking ladyboy Mint teases with her big cock in blue outfit
>>213295473Trust in Jimmy.
I loved Avatar 2 but the trailer for this makes me nervous. It seemed pretty sloppy
>>213298799Is this from the vidya? Any good?
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Jimmy needs to write the games as well they would make Billies and be KINO
>>213299448https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVzhLVEV9U
nope, it was a fan video from a while back
>>213299599Jimmy needs to copyright strike these usurpers , they eat into the Billies
>>213288600 (OP)Imagine being a Metkayina, living peacefully, and then suddenly having your Cove of the Ancestors invaded by heart-eating Ash People:
>You are gonna be chased by cannibals. Weโre not even talking about Omaticaya. Weโre not even talkinโ about the forest Na'vi youโre used to, which already are troublesome, okay? Quarrelsome. Weโre not talking about Omaticaya Na'vi who are sometimes endearing with their funny antics and their song cords, but they attract sky people who kill your Tulkun spirit sister.>Weโre talking about โ weโre talking about gray-as-ash Mangkwan, with body paint from head to toe, running after you to eat you because theyโre cannibals, because they think thereโs nuggets of unobtanium in your head. Like, weโre talking about a level of B, of Baby-Tail that you are not used to, that you have never encountered.>Weโre not talkinโ 85 IQ Omaticaya Na'vi. Weโre talkinโ 65 IQ Mangkwan Navi. Volcanic Na'vi. These people have never seen a fish in their life. Theyโre not just failures at respecting the Three Laws of Eywa, they reject Eywa altogether. So itโs just another level. This is advanced darkness. This is advanced darkness. This is a level of civilizational darkness youโve never heard of. Youโve never even seen.
>>213299599>355 viewsMay I ask how you were aware of this video?
Tips for getting through Avatar 2? I'm thinking about taking another swing at it tonight
>>213299679It's not the original upload. A low quality copy
>>213299678>Cove of the Ancestors Will we find out this movie that the ancestors built that giant ruined structure with advanced technology?
>>213299938>A low quality copylike terminator 3
The original "Avatar" (2009) grossed approximately $2.92 billion worldwide, making it the highest-grossing movie of all time. Its sequel, "Avatar: The Way of Water" (2022), earned around $2.32 billion, ranking third in box office history
how many billies is III going get ?
>>213300231I was very pleasantly surprised at how well WoW performed, but I wonder how much of it was due to people wanting to gawk at how much the technology had improved. FaA was produced right afterwards, and the first trailer was admittedly kind of lame.
I hope Lord Cameron revs up the hype train closer to the release, maybe even do a rerelease of the first two as a refresher for casuals (and potentially knock off Avengers Endgame, not that I care but it would be pretty funny)
Why do all navi gotta be flat as a board? Seeing some fat titties being squeezed by that little strap would be peak character design.
>>213299672>this movie has no cultural impact!>Jim needs to copyright strike all these cultural impacters!
>>213300724Because they're highly active and not sitting around gorging on high fructose corn syrup. Metkayino preggo titties are fat though
>>213288600 (OP)you can't possibly keep this up
>>213300825you know there are woman with large tits who aren't fat right? yeah its not common but there are literal tribal african woman with fat tits and ass.
>>213288600 (OP)But now it is worse.
Quaritch is dead and the blue golem that returned its nothing but an avatar on automatic pilot loaded up with Quaritch's memories and genetic code. The only thing that is real about him is his bond and blood connection with the kid. So why? why work for the humans? is he going to get a good retirement from them while being all blue? He will never be one of them... men. No. He is just a disposable/replaceble for them.
So my question here is, Quartich 2 you have been given the choice of life, to leave the RDA and go live and raise your son and enjoy the gift of life. Or continue to dance merrily like a puppet and kill your only chance at having a bond with your son and self identity as a living sentient being.
>>213301968oh nvm he chose to severe the bond with his kid in way that cant be repaired. Enjoy suffering, pitiful imitation on auto pilot. As cruel as it sounds.
>>213301968Quaritch is going full native
>>213301968>>213302049>will work for anyone if it gives him purpose and meaning to go onbro...
>>213301968he's a deluxe zogbot and hates Jake. The RDA would obviously kill him the second they don't have any use for him anymore
>>213302049its too late, WAAAY TOO LATE! He danced for the fucking humans and severed the bond with his kid. He is going kamikaze mode now. I wanted to see him go through an existencial crisis, to really question himself on what and who is he? why is he playing for the humans, he is not quaritch, so what and who is he going to choose to be. Netteyam dying not only was devastating for the Sully senpai, but it basically sealed Quaritch's fate and perma severed his bond with the kid. The dumb brat will also have to choose.
When Neytiri finds out that he left him live, she will want to murder spyder.
>>213302079>if it gives him purpose and meaning to go onReally? so he is the slave of the uploaded files? he is not his own master. He is the master of the original, what a pitiful copy.
>>213302079He knows he's a copy of a dead soldier spammed into the body of a synthetic cat-monkey.
That would fuck with anyone's self esteem.
>>213302130>When Neytiri finds out that he left him live, she will want to murder spyder.looking forward to it. I love it when they remember Neytiri is a tribal stone age barbarian
>>213302049>"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT MY NEW PEOPLE, THE FIRE PEOPLE, SAY IN TIMES LIKE THIS: WUNGA BUNDOODOO WAHEYHO">Varang: "No we do not say this. What-?">"JUST GO WITH IT, BUTTERCUP"
>>213302130Spider has protection from Neytiri by Kiri and Eywa. Spider has been granted the ability to breathe on Pandora and will eventually be transformed into Na'vi
>>213300724>has Kilmonger scarificationberry me in da volcano
>>213302205>Spider has protection from Neytiri by Kiri and Eywa. Spider has been granted the ability to breathe on Pandora and will eventually be transformed into Na'viAbsolute cope. He will die to restore balance, a son for a son! And in the trailer they all look absolute betrayed by that sucker. Kiri is the avatar of Eywa.
>>213302175yes!
The humans have taken so far:
Her sister
Her Father
Sze Sze
and now Neteyam her firstborn son...
Damn Jim.. you really are cruel towards her. At the very least, please tell me her new mount partner is a direct descendant of Sze Sze.
>>213302197>You think you're one of them?!
>>213302452Fuck your Robvst and stop sending invites to your discord. You block people that dont participate for a month. So as far as I am concerned you have blacked most people that had any interest from here to begin with. smarty pants.
>>213302565Meds now schizo
>>213288600 (OP)New trailer honestly just looked too samey to WOW I'll still go see it because Cameronslop is still leagues better than other modern Hollywood dreck but I'm hoping its more interesting than the trailer is letting on.
kek, the new tactic is to repeatedly claim it's too much of the same when you haven't even seen more than two minutes of footage and it's all completely different? pretty pathetic
>>213302554how poetic... now jake can tell him. You think you are one of them now? you dont even have a human body to fall back. You are not even quaritch. who are you? say your name!
>>213302696stop evading and fuck off to your cuckold discord.
>>213288600 (OP)should be just as much of a let down as the other one. cant wait
>>213304823>Neytiri playboy centerfoldok, you have my attention
>>213302130>When Neytiri finds out that he let him live, she will want to murder Spider.And that's what I think this scene is about. Jake must play peacekeeper of his family now that he sees Spider as one of his own. He knows how much Spider means to the rest of the family and doesn't want to lose another child, either by death or by one of them leaving the family.
>>213305695Neytiri got all messed up huh? Broken arm and chest/shoulder bandages
Time for my yearly rewatch of Avatar
>>213305951>loses her sister >loses her father >loses her hometree >loses her ikran >loses her former betrothed >watches half a forest burn as the sky people return >forced to leave her tribe and home >forced to live with sea clan who hate her kids >loses her eldest son >accidentally breaks her father's bow >watches her greatest enemy threaten to slice her adopted daughter's throat >watches her youngest daughter get sucked into the belly of an abominable sky people machine >forced to realize that she is going to watch her daughter drown, surrounded by cold metal >has to bury her son far from her home and tribe Neytiri is for suffering
>>213298799Failed quicktime event
Has anyone been to the disney avatar park? How is it?
>>213300724The female avatars in the first movie had huge tits.
>>213306895huge is a stretch
ANOTHER CUTE SPACE CAT WITH ISSUES??????
>>213306895>>213307125Grace is the only female avatar.
I would she's about a CC cup.
>>213307991I'm counting the movies when I say this.
And how could I forget Basketball Avatar?
139 days until his retvrn.
>>213308125You're not him. He's dead. He died in 2015. In Ukraine. Haunt me no longer, specter.
>>213288600 (OP)I'm happy for you Avatarfren. Me and my friends will get together finally for Avatar 3 in theaters.
How many times have you watched the trailer anon?
I really really liked the second movie. I made a serious effort to think about the story structure, and how it relates to other Cameron kino.
I had a feeling Qauritch would go over to the side of the Navi at some point. But I didnt expect him to find the most hostile tribe to become a part of.
>>213288600 (OP)139 days until I root for the humans again
total na'vigger death (except any cute females that want to become sex pets)
and fuck those sentient whales too, don't care if you compose music, gimmie that immortality brain juice
>>213288600 (OP)You canโt keep this up.
>>213310651*hurls spear at you*
>>213302049Don't tell me we are getting a remix of the first movie again. This time about Quaritch learning the ways of the Fire Clan...
>>213308706It's ok. Too similar to the first movie IMO. And I hate how the Metkayina clan just completely disappears during the final battle. Almost ruins the final act.
>>213288600 (OP)based and robust
I'm still bothered by how wasteful the whole whaling thing was from a corporate viewpoint.
like sure the brain juice is the real money maker, but leaving all that meat just laying there, you telling me humans back on earth wont pay premium top dollars for space whale steaks?
and dont forget the bones, grind that shit up and sell it to the chinese as super boner pills.
>>213311532>muh wastefulI am sure the fish are very grateful and deep sea animals feast on whale corpses
>>213311532It takes about 7 years to get from Pandora to Earth. Nobody would want freezer burned whale steak.
I would also assume that nobody at the RDA would want to eat any animal that lived on Pandora. From what I read, they have hydroponics and some kind of SCOP.
In the case of wasting the tulkun, I hate to use this term but the cruelty is the point. Nobody working for the RDA (except Garvin, whose pleas fall on deaf ears) gives a fuck about anything but the amrita inside their heads.
>>213311532it's a reference to how they used to hunt whales for a small organ that was worth much more than the rest of the whale so basically the exact same thing was done IRL.
Also I'm fairly certain humans can't eat anything on Pandora since it's toxic to them
>>213302049He's gonna adapt to their tactics, if he was going full savage he'd drop the vest.
>>213311532>sell it to the chinese as super boner pills.kek it would actually be a thing
>>213303071GDO DAMN IT!!!!!
>>213311892>basically the exact same thing was done IRL.No they still collected the fat/oil/whatever, the ambergris was a bonus.
i dont talk about avatar
i just let my boss do his thing
and its always good
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if avatar 3 gets 3 billies , jimmy will have 8.42 billies from the franchise
>>213315082How much of the loot is his personal gain?
>>213316369>put babies into me, little man!
>>213308056I think it's been a letdown not to include more friendly avatars. They abandoned their lives on Earth too and sided with the Na'vi, but it's like they're not even there. Norm and the indian scientist were in the last one for all of three minutes and just shit on. Perhaps they'll find a way to include them in the third movie but likely for the RDA to finally kill them off or imprison them
>>213317571Christ, what the fuck kind of subhuman retard watches this slime?
>>213317594yes, that is what everyone says about you and your supermen movies. good job repeating like the little parrot npc you are.
Inflation rate since 2009 to 2019 = 2.01%
$1.00 = $1.19
$2.7892 billion * 119% = $3.3192 billion
Avengers Endgame Worldwide Box Office = $2.7892 billion
Avatar Worldwide Box Office = $3.3192 billion
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Varang's previous incarnation
>>213291642Posting this ugly cunt is ruining Varang for me. You fags have such shit taste.
Varang's previous incarnation
>>213318151What's the point of being plugged with a sleeping animal?
>>213300724Tbh that's not the problem flat is okay the problem is 0 hips
>>213318481You get to feel its pleasant dreams and it gets to feel your emotions from watching the trailer
>>213315424Money is inconsequential to the pride and glory of knowing you singlehandedly BTFO capeshit and starslop
>>213288600 (OP)Based. Honestly, I wouldn't even want to see these movies if it weren't for you and all your hard work here over the years. Well done, sir.
>>213310973>Incinerates the acres of forest you're in as a byproduct of touching down on your planet
>>213311527so what's their deal?
>>213319546Looks like some sort of "sex and drugs and rock n roll" tribe.
>>213319808based they can stay
tfw no metal head navi gf(human'd)
>>213319546They're known as the Mangkwan clan.
They were once similar to the Omatikaya (Neytiri's clan), living as typical Na'vi. Their village centered around a massive hometree, but a volcanic eruption destroyed it, leaving only a charred stump and turning their home into a barren wasteland of ash. The survivors grew to resent nature and rejected the forest-based Na'vi traditions, including Eywa. Known for their dark and hostile outlook on life, they found a leader in Varang, who rose to guide the Mangkwan out of their suffering and starvation, becoming a hero to her people.
>>213320238metal
their opinion on humans?
>>213320269We don't know yet. But it seems they're going to accept the RDA's help to take care of the other clan's.
138 Jakes until Avatar 3!
>>213315424jimmy gets his cut
>>213320358hell yeah
>We have such fire to show you.>drops nuke on an enemy tribe out in the distance
>>213320238What do they eat
Why didn't they just move
Why do they resent trees now and not lava
>>213320492the trees are considered avatars of the world god, and the world god nuked their home (from their point of view)
based, nature is an unruly bitch that must be reigned in
>>213320492You know this is a movie that's not out yet right? In fact, it's approximately 138 days away from theaters. All your whiny complaints should be saved for after its premiere.
>>213289986>>213291642>>213311507I have never grasped what 'robust' is a reference to. Someone take pity on me and fill me in here. I will gladly call avatar anon based but how do I know if he is robust?
I am seeing more and more posts coming to conclusion that Jake will die in this one.
I'm worried, Jake bros.
Is 3 hour run time confirmed?
>>213320392Still can't believe this fat bastard's gonna croak come december... hold me bros
>>213321485They really got him with one foot in the grave huh?
>>213321547 Jake will live. Kiri will die ;_;
>>213321616Two LIES in one post. Jake is handsome and NOT fat!
>>213321646Sad, but better than them killing off maJake.
>>213321817Look at that beer belly. He's been raiding the RDA pantry quite often from what I gather... what a fat slob. Him and Scoresby would be best mates if not for the whole different species thing.
>>213321592Cameron said it'll be longer than 2
>>213321885Jake takes care of himself and his perfect body. Again, NOT fat!
>>213321999RIP fishnigga's spine
>>213321277Seconding this
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>>213321592Yes, straight from Jimmy's mouth
>>213322422>avatar girlsWhere's Tuk?
>>213321277>>213322133Probably in reference to 'x days before avatar 2' being posted like 2000 times in a row total given delays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z10nWfR2nv0
>>213322581>they tied me up again!
Still never seen an avatar
>>213323069You forgot
>grow up
>>213302049I mean, if you met a girl who was way into guns, fire and vengeance against ypur enemies wouldn't you at least sleep with her?
>>213323116Old enough to kill sky demons and get brutally exploded by them. Not old enough to consent.
>>213311447Thatโs exactly whatโs going to happen.
>>213311447>>213323956Exept this time it'll be like Spain and Tlaxcala
>>213321999look at this pudgy bastard
>>213324146Please just stop spreading misinformation.
>>213324146Jake spiraled into depression and has really let himself go. Good thing the gravity is lower on Pandora.
>>213322422>tiny human dicksoh no no no
someone post the side by side human/Na'vi anatomy pic
>>213324777Did you not pay attention in health class? How are you so unaware that dick's grow when erecting and are shrunk 99% of the rest of the time?
>>213324777What if i used my other head?
>>213324818unless you have extensive material that confirms the erect size of Na'vi dicks, that one image is all the credible information we have
Na'vi have smaller dicks and smaller brains
>>213324841I hope there's lots of time spent in Bridgehead
>>213324176>fucking Jake in the ass>cuddling with Jake>enjoying the beautiful sight and feel of Jake's smooth, powerful, muscular, bioluminescent back>touching queues with Jake so he can experience what you're experiencing and you can experience what he's experiencing all at once, all at the same time>trying to keep Jake's tail out of the way during anal but it never works
>>213324898Bitch got a customized ikran?
if Jake were fat, Lo'ak wouldn't be able to push that much mass away
>>213325181She spent those Vtar bucks
>>213325402Looks like it could be a female version of the Toruk?
>>213324898I want to see these massive machine guns in action
>Come, my friends. The Tulkun are going to war. It is likely that we go to our doom. The last swim of the Tulkun.
>>213291892says the chick with Popeye arms.
>>213325809>360s their ancient no-violence philosophy in a fucking dayPacifist whales my ass, they were just itching for a plausible excuse. I bet that whale that died wasn't even a composer of songs!
>>213325797I love the human stuff, but Cameron purposefully neuters it. The missiles just explode with huge shockwaves and fire that do little damage. The giant cannons that should explode creatures and Na'vi just bounce off or pop around people harmlessly. If they did use those guns to shred a na'vi charge, it would be epic
>>213325856Would you not fight against someone threatening to exterminate your whole species?
>>213325856what if Eywa gets these guys to attack the humans?
>>213325797I am literally only going to see Avatar 3 to see these things just blow shit apart.
>>213288600 (OP)>Fire and AshFaggots and Ass, more like
>>213326137That and watching Quaritch kill people while I sip coffee
would it be possible to get Neytiri to wear a leotard?
>>213326996Why not, she's wearing garter belts and stockings in the first movie.
>>213327189I'll have you know flying leggings are completely functional clothing
>>213326069I thought that was the core philosophy of those whales.
Second movie was ruined when they gave Jake the nigger dreads hair
>>213288600 (OP)Wholesome Avatar anon, a welcome sight
>>213327251Presumably that philosophy was formed way before the humans invaded, and the prospect of being completely wiped out along with the events of WoW made them change their minds
white men can have dreads, retard
>>213327480We need more white people with dreads in media
>>213327364You're right. And Payakan was right all along. Sage wisdom BTFO
>NOTHING excuses violence
>some things do though
>LEAVE!!! YOU ARE NOW OUTCAST! WE ARE 1000 IQ MAGICAL SPACE WHALES WE KNOW BETTER THAN SOME HOT-HEADED ROOKIE PUNK
>*humans arrive*
>WTF WE MUST USE VIOLENCE
Payakan completely vindicated, asshole sages BTFO
>>213328105Do I really need to explain myself?
>>213325870Yeah that's fair enough. He kinda did RTS balancing with the two factions honestly, except that it doesn't feel like anything really beats a Na'vi on an ikran at the moment. They down tiltrotor gunships in a single arrow (this doesn't hugely bother me because it generally happens when the ikran is on a steep dive and the arrow has a ton of momentum) but also (a bigger issue) ikrans are too fast for humans with machine guns to accurately track. They need auto tracking turreted PDCs like the ones in The Expanse
Based but you cant keep this up
>>213328408And it won't make a billie even
They're making another one?! Avatar 2 is quite possibly the most boring movie I have ever seen. My wife and I watched it a few years ago and holy shit, we couldn't believe it. Talk about a snooze-fest.
We need an Avatar movie with green Navi that live in the grass with frogs
>>213327243I miss my nigga Tsu'tey
>>213328560Post the movies you've seen recently
>>213328627Piranha II: The Spawning
The Terminator
Aliens
The Abyss
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
True Lies
Titanic
Avatar
Avatar: The Way of Water
>>213328609His family joined the ash clan after exile or something (I haven't read the comics) so maybe he'll show up in a flashback
>>213328871This guy in the middle kinda looks like him
>>213325181>>213325402It's called a Nightwraith.
https://x.com/discoverpandor4/status/1889034144673632500
>me and the boys in December enjoying the best movie of 2025
The thread is stuck at 139 days.
>>213329785the true count will again be revealed soon enough
Its 2025 and I stilt cant tell if people genuinely care about this franchise or not.
>>213330461It's better than all other current franchises and literally the only thing worth going to the theaters for all year. It's the only original series made by a passionate creator as well. Everything else is decades late pretend "sequels" to ancient movies which have zero relevance, a contrived plot, and forced memberberries playing on nostalgia
>>213330517>Everything else is decades late pretend "sequels" to ancient movies which have zero relevance, a contrived plot, and forced memberberries playing on nostalgiaThe irony is overwhelming
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what's the qrd of 2? i didnt watch it but im gonna be in the 'plex day one for this cuz that evil blue cat bitch really, REALLY does it for me
that boomer jimbo got me after all
>>213331058Earth is dying so the humans made a colony on pandora
Jake has a new family
Quaritch gets Rogue Trooper'd into an Avatar body
Quaritch and his buddies are sent to kill jake
Jake and his family run away
Jake teams up with the water tribe
Water tribe and the RDA fight because the RDA want space whale juice that makes people immortal
Quaritch kills one of Jake's kids
Jake fights Quaritch
Jake and Quaritch nearly kill each other but they both manage to get away. Spider save Quaritch from drowning.
Jake decides he can't run from the RDA, he has to fight
>>213331058Go see The Way of Water in IMAX 3D (or Dolby) in October.
>tfw stuck waiting extra for the BD-3D home release
>>213333499BAD GIRL, DRUNK BY SIX
KISSING SOMEONE ELSE'S LIPS
>>213324705First look at Brendan Fraser in The Avatarโข
So what was it that took so damn long between Avatar 1 & 2, relative to 2 & 3? Simply waiting on tech to evolve enough to get the fidelity level that James wanted?