>I will take the ring to Meowdor

>>213289393 (OP)
this is a bad thread and you should feel bad for making it

based

Was wondering what happened to you in one of the recent cat threads.

>>213289393 (OP)
Lol, nice. The ringwraiths could be vacuum cleaners

>>213289393 (OP)
fucking hilarious thread m8 dont listen to fdetractors

Do you need to take cats for walks?

Don't want to look stupid making my "one does not simply"/walkies joke.

>>213289448
You don't have to but you can.

>>213289448
depends.

why not try it. Get one of them walking harness

I love cats so much bros but I'm too retarded to have one

>>213289448
I've seen a few roasties unironically leash their cats and walk around with them.
But, no, you just leave the window open and they walk themselves. Cats are not mentally deficient like dogs.

>>213289475
>fuckin' weeb

Good thread

>>213289522
cat can take care of themselves. Just buy food, cat litter, and give it attention from time to time.

along with having a safety net for pet emergencies.

>>213289522
I work at a liquor store and I found 3 small kittens in a bush. We had them for two days and I’d just feed them random cat food we had and customers will chill with them.

My brother sent them to the animal shelter. Faggot. I snitched on him to my parents about his secret girlfriend who lived in some colombian shithole as revenge.

>>213289448
A friend of mine used to take his cat for a walk at night.
Not on a leash on anything. They two would just casually stroll down the street to get some air and then go back home again.

>>213289594
>colombian


why do you hate big booty latina

>>213289594
>tfw brother denies you of having bodega cats

Why do (((asians))) always have those deformed munchkin cats. That shit is abhorrent, taking a furry little murder machine perfected by the hand of God Himself and turning it into some malformed little fashion accessory.

>>213289393 (OP)
Golem cat

>>213289393 (OP)
Best thread on /tv/ rn

>>213289592
Giving shit advice while posting an artificial genetically-deformed cat being given an unnecessary bath thats stressing it out ( tail between legs) for some chink social media click-farm. Of fucking course you're the kind of person to say cats take care of themselves

>>213289818
Achievable natty?

>>213289393 (OP)
Who's the Balrog?

>>213289522
Outdoor cats are super low maintenance. Mine would just lurk in my backyard all day and then I'd let her in at night to sleep. I never had to bother with a litter box.

>>213289393 (OP)
>My felines, you purr to no one

>Do you know how the dogs first came into being? They were wolves once.

>>213290029
a hungry mountain lion

>>213290033
You're a piece of shit who is destroying the ecosystem by letting their cat kill animals that spread seeds and destroy gardens/flowers for pollinators by digging up holes to shit in.

>>213290181
She was too retarded to kill anything and would never leave the backyard.

>>213289896
they're low maintenance compare to dogs you dumb fuck. not my fault you're autistic to differentiate that.

>>213289393 (OP)
I'd watch 10 hours of cats as hobbits over ROPe

>>213290181
cats aren't meant to be indoors
I do agree there are too many of them roaming around

>>213289594
>snitched on him to my parents
That is really not enough, what is wrong with you
Some faggot kills 3 of your pets and you.... snitch on him about some meaningless shit?
Beat him, harshly

>>213290181
Plus, how cool is it to wake up and see half your cat with its intestines stretched all over the front lawn. At least you helped sustain the local coyote population

>>213290181
You're fucking retarded.

>>213290181
not my problem

>>213289393 (OP)
man I though those were attack on titan Scout Regiment dresses

>>213290127

underrated post

>>213290029
more like balDOG

>the age of men is over

>>213289393 (OP)
Cats are so uppity.

>We had breakfast, yes. But what about 2nd breakfast?

>>213292090
> I Was There The Day The Strength Of Dog Failed!

>>213289526
there are certain breeds of cat that can be walked on a leash but most just flop on the ground and meow probably
>>213290181
>Bro I loove nature
>*cat does cat things*
>NO NOT LIKE THAT

>>213292145
you catch more flies with honey than vinegar...a bitch wouldn't know that!

>we must trust to cats
>cats? cats are weak
>I was there goatdalf, I was there when the strength of cats failed

>yes, there is weakness, there is frailty, but there is courage also, and honour to be found in cats.

>>213292259
> The Dog breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark

>>213292145
>why don't they just ride the eagles?
>because Sauron had many Catdar Detection Systems

>>213290181
Remove China. Remove India. Problem solved.
>my cat goes wherever the FUCK it WANTS

>>213290127

>>213289448
cats walk themselves, just let them out when they want to go out

>>213290181
>letting an animal exist outside of a cage is "destroying the ecosystem"
I can't with these fucking retarded dogniggers

>>213289393 (OP)
KEK

>>213292047
>Cast it into the litter
>DESTROY IT!

>>213290181
I hate faggots like you who say "cats do nothing" and when you bring them that they are perfect hunters you switch to "nooooooo, but the ecosystem"

>>213290355
No anon. Shelter wouldn’t kill three kittens haha.

>>213289448
Mine would follow me around whenever I walked around my neighborhood. He was cool. RIP Moe.

>>213290181
my cat massacres an invasive species of squirrels that are damaging the native squirrel population so that makes him based

>>213289594
Your brother is little fucking nigger and you should be him mercilessly. Shelters are shit and exist to kill animals.

>>213289686
this is animal abuse

>>213294995
Yeah they would happily. Shelter workers are browns and antisocial women

>>213289526
>mentally deficient like dogs
EXTREMELY BASED I hate fucking dogs so fucking much it's unreal and I'm really tired to hide it! dawgs are such reatarded living beings, they bark all the time, they stink like wet sausages, they need someone to piss and shit in the right places, they like collars and to be commanded like retard wagies, they've been bred to be slave but they're stupider than slaves, I wouldn't waste my spit on these sub-creatures, their meat is disgusting, they're waste through and through, they have no values, their masters are equally retarded, poo-dles and shitbulls are caca, dog genocide when

>at a normoids house
>cat does something absolutely retarded and unacceptable right in front of them
>"wtf why didnt you react and discipline them!?"
>"oh you know cats, you cant really teach them anything, you just have to live and let live"
Its absolutely insane that literal billions of people think this is true, they basically just live with entitled bums who constantly tear their shit up and antagonize them for fun(this is of course assuming the cat is lucky enough to have an owner that doesn't do the "outside cat" bullshit)

I bet most of the antisocial spergs on here who shit on cats and say things like "they dont express love or affection" and "they're loud, they tear everything up, and they smell!" are people who formerly owned cats and treated them like that.

It's absolutely insane how different my pets turn out compared to the ones my family gets. My sister's cat is fat as shit, bites and scratches constantly, literally tries to trip people down the stairs, and has to have his own bedroom that he's baited into with treats every night because otherwise he'll rampage around the house and keep everyone awake. I've never once seen her discipline him in any way, "he's just like that"

>>213295644
>"just let the cat climb on your stuff! he never does anything wrong!"
>"so he won't damage anything?"
>"nah"
>fucker eats my books

>>213295644
I didn't proofread and said "its absolutely insane" twice i want to fucking die

>>213289448
My cat always follows me when I take a walk in the neighborhood. He seems to like it.

>>213295627
This I only like my own dogs and despise the rest of them. The average dog owner is fucking retarded and doesn't attempt to properly train them. I don't understand how some people can stand them barking all night without murdering them.

>>213290181
My cat hunts one or two birds a year if he's lucky

>>213295644
Kekked
My family always had all sorts of pets and we just let them live like feral animals around the house. Coincidentally my brothers and I are also feral kids.

>>213292216
Domesticated animals aren't nature. They've had all natural selective pressures completely removed.

>>213289818
that's a goblin

>>213294078
this. keeping indoor cats is animal abuse

>>213295427
:( I’d like to believe they didn’t die.

Why do girls consider it a red flag when guys own cats?

>>213295644
The only thing that sucks is that cats will still cause trouble if they aren't aware you're in the room. I trained my cat to not jump on the kitchen counter or any of the furniture but he'd try to be sneaky about it and immediately jump back down on the floor if he noticed me. You can remove bad behaviors in dogs entirely.

>>213295644
I never hit my cat but when it would misbehave I would put it in its carrier and throw it into our pool where I would submerge it in there for a few seconds and yank it up quick just to scare him. This combined with a spray bottle of water has been enough to deter the little bastard from misbehaving again.

>>213296548
https://teaspill.fun/leaderboard.php?moidmode=1
Take it with a grain of salt because most of the voters are probably greasy homos, but most Chads leading the chart are posing with pets.

>>213295644
2013:
> Body of woman, 56, who collapsed and died in her home is gnawed and eaten by her own CATS on her kitchen floor
> Body of Janet Veal found at her isolated home in Ringwood, Hampshire
> Neighbours raised the alarm after she had not been seen for some time
> Home contained a number of dead animals but others had survived
> Parts of Mrs Veal's body had been eaten away by her own animals

sure go ahead + romanticize these selfish demons & call us skeptics spergs

>>213296643
>I would put it in its carrier and throw it into our pool where I would submerge it in there for a few seconds
Dangerously Based cat waterboarder

>>213296695
are you retarded

>>213296695
>Veal
lol

>>213289424
this, but the opposite

>>213290181
his cat is part of nature as well. Do you get mad if a hawk kills another bird? Animals exist in nature, and they kill each other. This has been happening for billions of years. Calling the cat invasive is another retarded move. Animals evolve and are localized, but they can spread. This has happened through out time, before humans came to be. There are instances where animal populations have gone through changes or extinction based on this, you aren’t the white savior of nature anon, just a whiney bitch.

>>213296694
>404

>>213289818
Mirin

>>213297190
>oi you got a loicense to look at leaked pictures?

>>213296695
retard, what are the cats supposed to do when the owner dies and they aren't being fed anymore? just sit around and starve to death slowly?

>>213297301
kek

>>213297281
>USA

>>213289818
OnG Ya'all, UnKz be shredded AF, no cApp

is this thread auto saging kek

>>213289526
Congrats retard your cat is contributing to ecological destruction cos you're too fucking lazy to entertain it in your own house or build an outdoor enclosure. Cat owners like you shit me off to no end. No care for birds, lizards or small mammals, just driven by your fucking cat poop brainworm.

>>213296695
Cats aren't snivelling hippies, so of course they don't care about eating veal

>>213289631
Wow he's literally catching air. That's how you fuck.

>>213292216
>Bro I loove nature
Yeah which is why you shouldn't let your cat out to fucking destroy it you absolute cretin

>>213292047
>He's right behind me isn't he?

>>213297058
You're a dumb nigger with no accountability. Your cat isn't part of nature, it's a fucking invasive species, akin to the Cane Toad or a rat. Look up a any list that shows damage caused by invasive species and housecats are always at the top.

And what about second zoomies?

>>213295644
I have two cats at the behest of my partner. All the cats in her family are little fucking cunts, including her parents and siblings cats. All because of the exact shit in your post. I remember when I said I was going to train and discipline our cats they all laughed at me "durrr you can't train cats they aren't dogs"

Meanwhile the worst thing my cats ever do is knock over a pot plant or some shit when they're playing. Don't jump on kitchen counters, don't scratch or hiss at people and are generally very friendly. They know how to sit, stay and come when I call them. If they are playing outside in their enclosure, they will come inside if I whistle for them. For some reason they believe that I simply "lucked out" with both cats and it had nothing to do with me spending copious amounts of time trying to train them as kittens and actually look after them, raising them like I would raise a dog/puppy.

Meanwhile their cats regularly bring in mangled and disemboweled possums, tear up their furniture, try eat off people's plates while they're eating and attack people all the fucking time. My brother in law literally had to go to hospital because of an attack from his sister's faggot cat.

>>213295096
how does it distinguish between the squirrels?

>>213289393 (OP)
>This is fine. Just know when you die we start with the face

>>213296695
Not only do dogs do this too, they sometimes kill their owners. Find me a cat that killed its owner other than accidentally suffocating a baby or some shit

>>213290181
my cat just watches the birds. it's kinda cute. I wish he'd kill the squirrel niggers. lazy shit depends on me for food

>>213297773
You can only make this argument if you're a vegan. So are you?

>>213296643
>but when it would misbehave I would put it in its carrier and throw it into our pool where I would submerge it in there for a few seconds and yank it up quick just to scare him.
lol what the fuck

>>213296695
>Mrs Veal
>eaten by animals

Nominative determinism strikes again

>>213298050
how'd you train them then smartass?

>>213296695
>eating an already dead body for survival is... le bad
dogs just kill you for fun btw

>>213298642
Just like you would a dog, it takes a bit more time but it works
I have a coworker who taught her cat to use a soundboard to ask for more food, to get out of the room, etc

>>213298453
>Whaboutism

pathetic. kys

>>213298642
by not being a dumbfuck who buys an animal and only engages it passively and provides them with no mental stimulation. there's a gorillion videos on youtube on how to train cats. go watch them. Jackson Galaxy is a good source, just be aware you may have to bend some of the things he says based on your cat.

>>213298321
They're fuckin cats they physically can't. But if cats were big enough they would completely kill their owners without a second thought.

>>213290127
kek

>>213292319
I enjoyed this webm a lot and implore you to direct me to the audio version.

>>213289592
They neither feed themselves, nor change their own litter pans.

>>213290181
Why are so many people buy into this retarded psyop?
Almost all continents have an ecological niche for cats and their close relatives. The reason for declining critter populations is habitat loss due to humans. Turns out birds have nowhere to live if every last shrub and hedge is getting flattened for some monoculture field or hoa suburbs.

>>213290181
> "billions must die" meme with a cat replacing chud
Imagine a housecat rampaging through a neighborhood and killing every living thing.

>>213300063
Someone PLEASE make this image of a chud cat

>>213300298
This would work. Can even use puss in boots from shrek as they have the same thigh-high boots.

>>213290480
true

>>213299973
>Almost all continents have an ecological niche for cats and their close relatives
Large wild cats do not breed like rabbits, as the house cat does. They are like Evil Tribbles with claws.

>>213290181
kys

>i am no male cat

>>213296695
>Posts a fake story

>>213296695
>cats are evil because they'd rather eat a person than starve
Nigga humans do this

>>213301715
this

>>213289448
your cat won't spontaneously combust if you bring it outside, but it might not like a harness or even going outside. you don't need to walk cats like you do dogs since cats can get their energy out totally indoors

>>213298050
How do you dog train an adult cat though?

>>213289522
They're so independent you just have to make sure they have food and water and brush them and check them for ticks and they'll be your best friend

the amount of crazy cat ladies i've met has ruined cats for me

>>213291781

We all have these moments.

>>213294831
>Nyo.

Disregard females, obtain pussy(cat)

>>213303458
I like cats but yeah crazy cat ladies are the worst. There was one at my work who kept putting food out, so tons of strays would come then shit in the grounds around the building. It took multiple warnings before she finally cut it out.

why do cat owners think getting their cat's high is acceptable?
its like getting giving a kid meth because you are too lazy to toss the baseball with them

>>213289393 (OP)
me on the left

>Having a good time then remember Friday is just two days before Monday.

>>213292216
cats belong in Africa, not Iowa

>>213304063
Is this AI?

/tv/ with Latina actresses these days

>>213303257
I bet that's in korea, they breed those stumpy legged cats for who knows what reason

>the nazgul starts to shriek

>>213298132
Nose size.

>>213296249
If you live near wildlife, cars, or poopskins you cannot let your cat out

>>213304628
>anti-ai faggots can't even spot when its not ai
Pls kys thx

>Éowyn... my body is broken

>>213304573
I think you have cats confused with another group

>>213289393 (OP)

>>213289448
my sneed cat will never go outside

URRROOOOOOOOOOOO

>>213295627
Youre brown.

>>213304538
you'll be okay, little cat

>Fly, you fools!

>>213289475
based one piece is trash

>>213305702
Mixed race couple??

>>213297057
this isn't a good chain or I shouldn't be good for destroying it

>>213289519
insane aura

>>213289393 (OP)
They look stupid

>>213289519
brutal moggingR0D

>>213290181
BASED farmer

Why didn't they just take the roomba to Meowdor?

>>213306403

>>213289393 (OP)
The goatee on the left kitty is so badass

>>213305702
China propaganda. The "qt" videos from China that go viral outside never trend in China

Cute

>wet food is back on the menu!

>>213289519
smart dog