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Anonymous No.213289393 >>213289424 >>213289445 >>213289447 >>213289818 >>213289871 >>213290029 >>213290065 >>213290280 >>213290480 >>213292090 >>213294781 >>213298177 >>213304463 >>213305074 >>213306116 >>213306477
>I will take the ring to Meowdor
Anonymous No.213289424 >>213297057
>>213289393 (OP)
this is a bad thread and you should feel bad for making it
Anonymous No.213289434
based

Was wondering what happened to you in one of the recent cat threads.
Anonymous No.213289445
>>213289393 (OP)
Lol, nice. The ringwraiths could be vacuum cleaners
Anonymous No.213289447
>>213289393 (OP)
fucking hilarious thread m8 dont listen to fdetractors
Anonymous No.213289448 >>213289510 >>213289519 >>213289526 >>213289612 >>213294078 >>213295039 >>213295703 >>213303340 >>213305119
Do you need to take cats for walks?

Don't want to look stupid making my "one does not simply"/walkies joke.
Anonymous No.213289475 >>213289538 >>213305721
Anonymous No.213289510
>>213289448
You don't have to but you can.
Anonymous No.213289519 >>213306051 >>213306130 >>213307744
>>213289448
depends.

why not try it. Get one of them walking harness
Anonymous No.213289522 >>213289592 >>213289594 >>213290033 >>213303452
I love cats so much bros but I'm too retarded to have one
Anonymous No.213289526 >>213292216 >>213295627 >>213297773
>>213289448
I've seen a few roasties unironically leash their cats and walk around with them.
But, no, you just leave the window open and they walk themselves. Cats are not mentally deficient like dogs.
Anonymous No.213289538
>>213289475
>fuckin' weeb
Anonymous No.213289564
Good thread
Anonymous No.213289592 >>213289896 >>213299868
>>213289522
cat can take care of themselves. Just buy food, cat litter, and give it attention from time to time.

along with having a safety net for pet emergencies.
Anonymous No.213289594 >>213289631 >>213289693 >>213290355 >>213295299
>>213289522
I work at a liquor store and I found 3 small kittens in a bush. We had them for two days and I’d just feed them random cat food we had and customers will chill with them.

My brother sent them to the animal shelter. Faggot. I snitched on him to my parents about his secret girlfriend who lived in some colombian shithole as revenge.
Anonymous No.213289612
>>213289448
A friend of mine used to take his cat for a walk at night.
Not on a leash on anything. They two would just casually stroll down the street to get some air and then go back home again.
Anonymous No.213289631 >>213297801
>>213289594
>colombian


why do you hate big booty latina
Anonymous No.213289686 >>213295364
Anonymous No.213289693
>>213289594
>tfw brother denies you of having bodega cats
Anonymous No.213289778
Why do (((asians))) always have those deformed munchkin cats. That shit is abhorrent, taking a furry little murder machine perfected by the hand of God Himself and turning it into some malformed little fashion accessory.
Anonymous No.213289818 >>213289943 >>213296179 >>213297268 >>213297716
>>213289393 (OP)
Golem cat
Anonymous No.213289871
>>213289393 (OP)
Best thread on /tv/ rn
Anonymous No.213289896 >>213290264
>>213289592
Giving shit advice while posting an artificial genetically-deformed cat being given an unnecessary bath thats stressing it out ( tail between legs) for some chink social media click-farm. Of fucking course you're the kind of person to say cats take care of themselves
Anonymous No.213289943
>>213289818
Achievable natty?
Anonymous No.213290029 >>213290128 >>213291514
>>213289393 (OP)
Who's the Balrog?
Anonymous No.213290033 >>213290181
>>213289522
Outdoor cats are super low maintenance. Mine would just lurk in my backyard all day and then I'd let her in at night to sleep. I never had to bother with a litter box.
Anonymous No.213290065
>>213289393 (OP)
>My felines, you purr to no one
Anonymous No.213290127 >>213290671 >>213293540 >>213299163
>Do you know how the dogs first came into being? They were wolves once.
Anonymous No.213290128
>>213290029
a hungry mountain lion
Anonymous No.213290181 >>213290222 >>213290295 >>213290382 >>213290403 >>213290459 >>213292216 >>213293534 >>213294118 >>213294966 >>213295096 >>213295833 >>213297058 >>213298408 >>213299973 >>213300063 >>213301285 >>213306227
>>213290033
You're a piece of shit who is destroying the ecosystem by letting their cat kill animals that spread seeds and destroy gardens/flowers for pollinators by digging up holes to shit in.
Anonymous No.213290222
>>213290181
She was too retarded to kill anything and would never leave the backyard.
Anonymous No.213290264
>>213289896
they're low maintenance compare to dogs you dumb fuck. not my fault you're autistic to differentiate that.
Anonymous No.213290280
>>213289393 (OP)
I'd watch 10 hours of cats as hobbits over ROPe
Anonymous No.213290295
>>213290181
cats aren't meant to be indoors
I do agree there are too many of them roaming around
Anonymous No.213290355 >>213294995
>>213289594
>snitched on him to my parents
That is really not enough, what is wrong with you
Some faggot kills 3 of your pets and you.... snitch on him about some meaningless shit?
Beat him, harshly
Anonymous No.213290382
>>213290181
Plus, how cool is it to wake up and see half your cat with its intestines stretched all over the front lawn. At least you helped sustain the local coyote population
Anonymous No.213290403
>>213290181
You're fucking retarded.
Anonymous No.213290459
>>213290181
not my problem
Anonymous No.213290480 >>213300963
>>213289393 (OP)
man I though those were attack on titan Scout Regiment dresses
Anonymous No.213290671
>>213290127

underrated post
Anonymous No.213291514
>>213290029
more like balDOG
Anonymous No.213291781 >>213303803
Anonymous No.213292047 >>213294831 >>213297856
>the age of men is over
Anonymous No.213292090 >>213292145
>>213289393 (OP)
Cats are so uppity.
Anonymous No.213292109
>We had breakfast, yes. But what about 2nd breakfast?
Anonymous No.213292145 >>213292259 >>213292411
>>213292090
> I Was There The Day The Strength Of Dog Failed!
Anonymous No.213292216 >>213296118 >>213297827 >>213304573
>>213289526
there are certain breeds of cat that can be walked on a leash but most just flop on the ground and meow probably
>>213290181
>Bro I loove nature
>*cat does cat things*
>NO NOT LIKE THAT
Anonymous No.213292259 >>213292387
>>213292145
you catch more flies with honey than vinegar...a bitch wouldn't know that!
Anonymous No.213292319 >>213299649
>we must trust to cats
>cats? cats are weak
>I was there goatdalf, I was there when the strength of cats failed

>yes, there is weakness, there is frailty, but there is courage also, and honour to be found in cats.
Anonymous No.213292387
>>213292259
> The Dog breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark
Anonymous No.213292411
>>213292145
>why don't they just ride the eagles?
>because Sauron had many Catdar Detection Systems
Anonymous No.213293534
>>213290181
Remove China. Remove India. Problem solved.
>my cat goes wherever the FUCK it WANTS
Anonymous No.213293540
>>213290127
Anonymous No.213294078 >>213296249
>>213289448
cats walk themselves, just let them out when they want to go out
Anonymous No.213294118
>>213290181
>letting an animal exist outside of a cage is "destroying the ecosystem"
I can't with these fucking retarded dogniggers
Anonymous No.213294781
>>213289393 (OP)
KEK
Anonymous No.213294831 >>213303925
>>213292047
>Cast it into the litter
>DESTROY IT!
Anonymous No.213294966
>>213290181
I hate faggots like you who say "cats do nothing" and when you bring them that they are perfect hunters you switch to "nooooooo, but the ecosystem"
Anonymous No.213294995 >>213295427
>>213290355
No anon. Shelter wouldn’t kill three kittens haha.
Anonymous No.213295039
>>213289448
Mine would follow me around whenever I walked around my neighborhood. He was cool. RIP Moe.
Anonymous No.213295096 >>213298132
>>213290181
my cat massacres an invasive species of squirrels that are damaging the native squirrel population so that makes him based
Anonymous No.213295299
>>213289594
Your brother is little fucking nigger and you should be him mercilessly. Shelters are shit and exist to kill animals.
Anonymous No.213295364
>>213289686
this is animal abuse
Anonymous No.213295427 >>213296271
>>213294995
Yeah they would happily. Shelter workers are browns and antisocial women
Anonymous No.213295627 >>213295752 >>213305366
>>213289526
>mentally deficient like dogs
EXTREMELY BASED I hate fucking dogs so fucking much it's unreal and I'm really tired to hide it! dawgs are such reatarded living beings, they bark all the time, they stink like wet sausages, they need someone to piss and shit in the right places, they like collars and to be commanded like retard wagies, they've been bred to be slave but they're stupider than slaves, I wouldn't waste my spit on these sub-creatures, their meat is disgusting, they're waste through and through, they have no values, their masters are equally retarded, poo-dles and shitbulls are caca, dog genocide when
Anonymous No.213295644 >>213295683 >>213295685 >>213296113 >>213296562 >>213296643 >>213296695 >>213298050
>at a normoids house
>cat does something absolutely retarded and unacceptable right in front of them
>"wtf why didnt you react and discipline them!?"
>"oh you know cats, you cant really teach them anything, you just have to live and let live"
Its absolutely insane that literal billions of people think this is true, they basically just live with entitled bums who constantly tear their shit up and antagonize them for fun(this is of course assuming the cat is lucky enough to have an owner that doesn't do the "outside cat" bullshit)

I bet most of the antisocial spergs on here who shit on cats and say things like "they dont express love or affection" and "they're loud, they tear everything up, and they smell!" are people who formerly owned cats and treated them like that.

It's absolutely insane how different my pets turn out compared to the ones my family gets. My sister's cat is fat as shit, bites and scratches constantly, literally tries to trip people down the stairs, and has to have his own bedroom that he's baited into with treats every night because otherwise he'll rampage around the house and keep everyone awake. I've never once seen her discipline him in any way, "he's just like that"
Anonymous No.213295683
>>213295644
>"just let the cat climb on your stuff! he never does anything wrong!"
>"so he won't damage anything?"
>"nah"
>fucker eats my books
Anonymous No.213295685
>>213295644
I didn't proofread and said "its absolutely insane" twice i want to fucking die
Anonymous No.213295703
>>213289448
My cat always follows me when I take a walk in the neighborhood. He seems to like it.
Anonymous No.213295752
>>213295627
This I only like my own dogs and despise the rest of them. The average dog owner is fucking retarded and doesn't attempt to properly train them. I don't understand how some people can stand them barking all night without murdering them.
Anonymous No.213295833
>>213290181
My cat hunts one or two birds a year if he's lucky
Anonymous No.213296113
>>213295644
Kekked
My family always had all sorts of pets and we just let them live like feral animals around the house. Coincidentally my brothers and I are also feral kids.
Anonymous No.213296118
>>213292216
Domesticated animals aren't nature. They've had all natural selective pressures completely removed.
Anonymous No.213296179
>>213289818
that's a goblin
Anonymous No.213296249 >>213304780
>>213294078
this. keeping indoor cats is animal abuse
Anonymous No.213296271
>>213295427
:( I’d like to believe they didn’t die.
Anonymous No.213296548 >>213296694
Why do girls consider it a red flag when guys own cats?
Anonymous No.213296562
>>213295644
The only thing that sucks is that cats will still cause trouble if they aren't aware you're in the room. I trained my cat to not jump on the kitchen counter or any of the furniture but he'd try to be sneaky about it and immediately jump back down on the floor if he noticed me. You can remove bad behaviors in dogs entirely.
Anonymous No.213296643 >>213296723 >>213298476
>>213295644
I never hit my cat but when it would misbehave I would put it in its carrier and throw it into our pool where I would submerge it in there for a few seconds and yank it up quick just to scare him. This combined with a spray bottle of water has been enough to deter the little bastard from misbehaving again.
Anonymous No.213296694 >>213297190
>>213296548
https://teaspill.fun/leaderboard.php?moidmode=1
Take it with a grain of salt because most of the voters are probably greasy homos, but most Chads leading the chart are posing with pets.
Anonymous No.213296695 >>213296849 >>213297033 >>213297301 >>213297782 >>213298321 >>213298613 >>213298811 >>213301691 >>213301715
>>213295644
2013:
> Body of woman, 56, who collapsed and died in her home is gnawed and eaten by her own CATS on her kitchen floor
> Body of Janet Veal found at her isolated home in Ringwood, Hampshire
> Neighbours raised the alarm after she had not been seen for some time
> Home contained a number of dead animals but others had survived
> Parts of Mrs Veal's body had been eaten away by her own animals

sure go ahead + romanticize these selfish demons & call us skeptics spergs
Anonymous No.213296723
>>213296643
>I would put it in its carrier and throw it into our pool where I would submerge it in there for a few seconds
Dangerously Based cat waterboarder
Anonymous No.213296849
>>213296695
are you retarded
Anonymous No.213297033
>>213296695
>Veal
lol
Anonymous No.213297057 >>213305822
>>213289424
this, but the opposite
Anonymous No.213297058 >>213297885
>>213290181
his cat is part of nature as well. Do you get mad if a hawk kills another bird? Animals exist in nature, and they kill each other. This has been happening for billions of years. Calling the cat invasive is another retarded move. Animals evolve and are localized, but they can spread. This has happened through out time, before humans came to be. There are instances where animal populations have gone through changes or extinction based on this, you aren’t the white savior of nature anon, just a whiney bitch.
Anonymous No.213297190 >>213297281
>>213296694
>404
Anonymous No.213297268
>>213289818
Mirin
Anonymous No.213297281 >>213297430
>>213297190
>oi you got a loicense to look at leaked pictures?
Anonymous No.213297301 >>213297396
>>213296695
retard, what are the cats supposed to do when the owner dies and they aren't being fed anymore? just sit around and starve to death slowly?
Anonymous No.213297396
>>213297301
kek
Anonymous No.213297430
>>213297281
>USA
Anonymous No.213297716
>>213289818
OnG Ya'all, UnKz be shredded AF, no cApp
Anonymous No.213297740
is this thread auto saging kek
Anonymous No.213297773 >>213298453
>>213289526
Congrats retard your cat is contributing to ecological destruction cos you're too fucking lazy to entertain it in your own house or build an outdoor enclosure. Cat owners like you shit me off to no end. No care for birds, lizards or small mammals, just driven by your fucking cat poop brainworm.
Anonymous No.213297782
>>213296695
Cats aren't snivelling hippies, so of course they don't care about eating veal
Anonymous No.213297801
>>213289631
Wow he's literally catching air. That's how you fuck.
Anonymous No.213297827
>>213292216
>Bro I loove nature
Yeah which is why you shouldn't let your cat out to fucking destroy it you absolute cretin
Anonymous No.213297856
>>213292047
>He's right behind me isn't he?
Anonymous No.213297885
>>213297058
You're a dumb nigger with no accountability. Your cat isn't part of nature, it's a fucking invasive species, akin to the Cane Toad or a rat. Look up a any list that shows damage caused by invasive species and housecats are always at the top.
Anonymous No.213297887
And what about second zoomies?
Anonymous No.213298050 >>213298642 >>213303438
>>213295644
I have two cats at the behest of my partner. All the cats in her family are little fucking cunts, including her parents and siblings cats. All because of the exact shit in your post. I remember when I said I was going to train and discipline our cats they all laughed at me "durrr you can't train cats they aren't dogs"

Meanwhile the worst thing my cats ever do is knock over a pot plant or some shit when they're playing. Don't jump on kitchen counters, don't scratch or hiss at people and are generally very friendly. They know how to sit, stay and come when I call them. If they are playing outside in their enclosure, they will come inside if I whistle for them. For some reason they believe that I simply "lucked out" with both cats and it had nothing to do with me spending copious amounts of time trying to train them as kittens and actually look after them, raising them like I would raise a dog/puppy.

Meanwhile their cats regularly bring in mangled and disemboweled possums, tear up their furniture, try eat off people's plates while they're eating and attack people all the fucking time. My brother in law literally had to go to hospital because of an attack from his sister's faggot cat.
Anonymous No.213298132 >>213304729
>>213295096
how does it distinguish between the squirrels?
Anonymous No.213298177
>>213289393 (OP)
>This is fine. Just know when you die we start with the face
Anonymous No.213298321 >>213299115
>>213296695
Not only do dogs do this too, they sometimes kill their owners. Find me a cat that killed its owner other than accidentally suffocating a baby or some shit
Anonymous No.213298408
>>213290181
my cat just watches the birds. it's kinda cute. I wish he'd kill the squirrel niggers. lazy shit depends on me for food
Anonymous No.213298453 >>213299010
>>213297773
You can only make this argument if you're a vegan. So are you?
Anonymous No.213298476
>>213296643
>but when it would misbehave I would put it in its carrier and throw it into our pool where I would submerge it in there for a few seconds and yank it up quick just to scare him.
lol what the fuck
Anonymous No.213298613
>>213296695
>Mrs Veal
>eaten by animals

Nominative determinism strikes again
Anonymous No.213298642 >>213298820 >>213299079
>>213298050
how'd you train them then smartass?
Anonymous No.213298811
>>213296695
>eating an already dead body for survival is... le bad
dogs just kill you for fun btw
Anonymous No.213298820
>>213298642
Just like you would a dog, it takes a bit more time but it works
I have a coworker who taught her cat to use a soundboard to ask for more food, to get out of the room, etc
Anonymous No.213299010
>>213298453
>Whaboutism

pathetic. kys
Anonymous No.213299079
>>213298642
by not being a dumbfuck who buys an animal and only engages it passively and provides them with no mental stimulation. there's a gorillion videos on youtube on how to train cats. go watch them. Jackson Galaxy is a good source, just be aware you may have to bend some of the things he says based on your cat.
Anonymous No.213299115
>>213298321
They're fuckin cats they physically can't. But if cats were big enough they would completely kill their owners without a second thought.
Anonymous No.213299163
>>213290127
kek
Anonymous No.213299649
>>213292319
I enjoyed this webm a lot and implore you to direct me to the audio version.
Anonymous No.213299868
>>213289592
They neither feed themselves, nor change their own litter pans.
Anonymous No.213299973 >>213301169
>>213290181
Why are so many people buy into this retarded psyop?
Almost all continents have an ecological niche for cats and their close relatives. The reason for declining critter populations is habitat loss due to humans. Turns out birds have nowhere to live if every last shrub and hedge is getting flattened for some monoculture field or hoa suburbs.
Anonymous No.213300063 >>213300298
>>213290181
> "billions must die" meme with a cat replacing chud
Imagine a housecat rampaging through a neighborhood and killing every living thing.
Anonymous No.213300298 >>213300769
>>213300063
Someone PLEASE make this image of a chud cat
Anonymous No.213300769
>>213300298
This would work. Can even use puss in boots from shrek as they have the same thigh-high boots.
Anonymous No.213300963
>>213290480
true
Anonymous No.213301169
>>213299973
>Almost all continents have an ecological niche for cats and their close relatives
Large wild cats do not breed like rabbits, as the house cat does. They are like Evil Tribbles with claws.
Anonymous No.213301285
>>213290181
kys
Anonymous No.213301403
>i am no male cat
Anonymous No.213301691
>>213296695
>Posts a fake story
Anonymous No.213301715 >>213302918
>>213296695
>cats are evil because they'd rather eat a person than starve
Nigga humans do this
Anonymous No.213302918
>>213301715
this
Anonymous No.213303231
Anonymous No.213303257 >>213304703
Anonymous No.213303340
>>213289448
your cat won't spontaneously combust if you bring it outside, but it might not like a harness or even going outside. you don't need to walk cats like you do dogs since cats can get their energy out totally indoors
Anonymous No.213303438
>>213298050
How do you dog train an adult cat though?
Anonymous No.213303452
>>213289522
They're so independent you just have to make sure they have food and water and brush them and check them for ticks and they'll be your best friend
Anonymous No.213303453
Anonymous No.213303458 >>213304228
the amount of crazy cat ladies i've met has ruined cats for me
Anonymous No.213303485
Anonymous No.213303803
>>213291781

We all have these moments.
Anonymous No.213303925
>>213294831
>Nyo.
Anonymous No.213304063 >>213304628
Disregard females, obtain pussy(cat)
Anonymous No.213304228
>>213303458
I like cats but yeah crazy cat ladies are the worst. There was one at my work who kept putting food out, so tons of strays would come then shit in the grounds around the building. It took multiple warnings before she finally cut it out.
Anonymous No.213304417
why do cat owners think getting their cat's high is acceptable?
its like getting giving a kid meth because you are too lazy to toss the baseball with them
Anonymous No.213304463
>>213289393 (OP)
me on the left
Anonymous No.213304538 >>213305659
>Having a good time then remember Friday is just two days before Monday.
Anonymous No.213304573 >>213305021
>>213292216
cats belong in Africa, not Iowa
Anonymous No.213304628 >>213304845
>>213304063
Is this AI?
Anonymous No.213304652
/tv/ with Latina actresses these days
Anonymous No.213304703
>>213303257
I bet that's in korea, they breed those stumpy legged cats for who knows what reason
Anonymous No.213304711
>the nazgul starts to shriek
Anonymous No.213304729
>>213298132
Nose size.
Anonymous No.213304780
>>213296249
If you live near wildlife, cars, or poopskins you cannot let your cat out
Anonymous No.213304845
>>213304628
>anti-ai faggots can't even spot when its not ai
Pls kys thx
Anonymous No.213304940
>Γ‰owyn... my body is broken
Anonymous No.213305021
>>213304573
I think you have cats confused with another group
Anonymous No.213305074
>>213289393 (OP)
Anonymous No.213305119
>>213289448
my sneed cat will never go outside
Anonymous No.213305321
URRROOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.213305366
>>213295627
Youre brown.
Anonymous No.213305395
Anonymous No.213305659
>>213304538
you'll be okay, little cat
Anonymous No.213305702 >>213305744 >>213306528
Anonymous No.213305709
>Fly, you fools!
Anonymous No.213305721
>>213289475
based one piece is trash
Anonymous No.213305744
>>213305702
Mixed race couple??
Anonymous No.213305822
>>213297057
this isn't a good chain or I shouldn't be good for destroying it
Anonymous No.213306051
>>213289519
insane aura
Anonymous No.213306116
>>213289393 (OP)
They look stupid
Anonymous No.213306130
>>213289519
brutal moggingR0D
Anonymous No.213306227
>>213290181
BASED farmer
Anonymous No.213306336
Why didn't they just take the roomba to Meowdor?
Anonymous No.213306403 >>213306424
Anonymous No.213306424
>>213306403
Anonymous No.213306477
>>213289393 (OP)
The goatee on the left kitty is so badass
Anonymous No.213306528
>>213305702
China propaganda. The "qt" videos from China that go viral outside never trend in China
Anonymous No.213307648
Cute
Anonymous No.213307719
>wet food is back on the menu!
Anonymous No.213307744
>>213289519
smart dog