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Anonymous No.213290301 >>213290353 >>213290373 >>213290399 >>213291384 >>213291532 >>213291551 >>213291625 >>213291656 >>213291751 >>213292139 >>213293574 >>213294648 >>213297062 >>213297472 >>213297628 >>213297722 >>213298263 >>213298381 >>213300617 >>213301149 >>213302819 >>213303770
>I just killed the president of BorΓ‘via!!!
Anonymous No.213290353
>>213290301 (OP)
no way! let me buy you a drink
Anonymous No.213290373 >>213291562 >>213296262 >>213297079 >>213297450 >>213298325 >>213298680 >>213299481
>>213290301 (OP)
Congratulations on your war crime. Truly Superman has brought nothing but good into the world
Anonymous No.213290381 >>213297222 >>213298699
if they wanted a latina hawkgirl they should've cast someone ten years younger, moner is already turning in to a blimp
Anonymous No.213290399 >>213291617
>>213290301 (OP)
So what's the deal with her wings? They're part of her suit and extend when she's flying? I thought the hawk people from DC had wings growing out of their back?
Anonymous No.213291384
>>213290301 (OP)
oi, don't you know that 6 gorillion boravians were killed?
Anonymous No.213291532
>>213290301 (OP)
Yet the hero of the movie is also Jewish. So how is it antisemitic? Explain without sounding like a jeet
Anonymous No.213291551
>>213290301 (OP)
She killed billions of spermavia
Anonymous No.213291562 >>213291854 >>213299481
>>213290373
google what war crime means.
Anonymous No.213291576
Cool. Still not watching.
Anonymous No.213291617
>>213290399
It's there when she needs them. Stop thinking about this too hard. They obviously didn't want to dedicate a budget to constantly having to animate/render wings in every scene she's in the background in/out of battle. It's combat only because of budgetary limitations. You should know by now that film adaptations never care to 1:1 fictional characters.
Anonymous No.213291625 >>213300200
>>213290301 (OP)
>Starts 30 years war
Anonymous No.213291656
>>213290301 (OP)
haven't seen the movie but it looks like a glorious scene
Anonymous No.213291751 >>213291875 >>213300245
>>213290301 (OP)
That pic! My fragile male ego! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is shattered. With one single look at that pic.
Anonymous No.213291854 >>213291883
>>213291562
OK
Anonymous No.213291875
>>213291751
Kek
Anonymous No.213291883 >>213294688
>>213291854
he was an enemy combatant
Anonymous No.213292139
>>213290301 (OP)
im in love with her, bros...
Anonymous No.213293574
>>213290301 (OP)
People were going TO DIE!
Anonymous No.213294648
>>213290301 (OP)
why is she so against genocide?
Anonymous No.213294688 >>213299209
>>213291883
Of a country she wasn't a part of
Anonymous No.213295115
In b4 she joins Ultraman's Justice Syndicate when he comes back after conquering an alternate Earth
Anonymous No.213296102 >>213296787 >>213299555
If Superman doesn't arrest her then his entire character is a lie
Anonymous No.213296262
>>213290373
>doesn't know what a war crime is
found the american
Anonymous No.213296787
>>213296102
Hawkgirl and others killed people when it before, what's the difference? Superman doesn't have a "no-kill" rule, he just kills as a last resort.
Anonymous No.213297026 >>213297496 >>213297765 >>213298382 >>213301808 >>213303732
Anonymous No.213297062 >>213298801
>>213290301 (OP)
>Superman helps a bunch of pajeets
>gets booed by the whole world and arrested
>Luthor creates a new Guantanamo in a pocket dimension with the help/knowledge of the american goverment and Boravia, nearly destroys the world with the same tech
>Hawkgirl kills the president of Boravia
>Green Lantern and Mr Terrific attack both american and boravian troops
>nothing happens
I know someone will say "oh in the sequel they will show the consequences" but the lack of anything for their actions is of the many reasons this movie felt so shallow, everything just happens in the NOW, oh Luthor was attacked by a dog, haha funny, now let's go to the next scene and forget how there is the same quantity of dead people in Metropolis as there was in Man of Steel.
Anonymous No.213297079
>>213290373
She is not Superman
Anonymous No.213297222
>>213290381
they can just cgi her body
she is cute with the mask
Anonymous No.213297450
>>213290373
not a war crime, just plain ol' murder
Anonymous No.213297472 >>213297779
>>213290301 (OP)
The boravian cries in pain as he strikes you
Anonymous No.213297496
>>213297026
spit in my mouth babe
Anonymous No.213297567
Now kill the rest of the adult Zionist settler colonialist
Zoom Zoom No.213297628 >>213297690
>>213290301 (OP)
I enjoy her immensely.
Anonymous No.213297690
>>213297628
nobody cares niggerlover
Anonymous No.213297722
>>213290301 (OP)
Good!
Anonymous No.213297765
>>213297026
Moner popping up in film and TV to be super sexy then leave is my favorite current recurring bit
Anonymous No.213297779
>>213297472
Correct, since Hawkgirl has superhuman strength and he probably just broke his knuckles.
Anonymous No.213298263
>>213290301 (OP)
I love how thick she is in this costume. She looks like a proper little super hero.
Anonymous No.213298325
>>213290373
>war crime

That's not how it works lol.
Anonymous No.213298381
>>213290301 (OP)
Antisemitic piece of shit.
Anonymous No.213298382
>>213297026
My fragile ego!!!!
Anonymous No.213298543
Between Hawkgirl and Silver Surfer and I'm eatin' good in terms of cute side characters in superhero films from July 2025.
Anonymous No.213298562
Anonymous No.213298595 >>213298635 >>213298883
HAHA FUNNY BECAUSE SHE LITERALY MURDERED A JEWISH MAN AND THAT MADE A BUNCH OF NAZIS GOON
To fuck yourself.
Anonymous No.213298635 >>213298859
>>213298595
Pipe down, Schlomo. Go murder some kids in Gaza to blow off steam.
Anonymous No.213298680 >>213300163
>>213290373
>soldier is killed
war
>politician is killed
war crime
Anonymous No.213298699 >>213300409
>>213290381
Its...probably not a good Idea to have 14 years old girl around James Gunn.
Anonymous No.213298801 >>213298902
>>213297062
>same quantity of dead people in Metropolis as there was in Man of Steel.
Nah, they all evacuated in five minutes.
There weren't even casualties from people running over each other, it was the most successful evacuation ever
Anonymous No.213298859
>>213298635
NAZIS DIE GOD LAUGHS
Anonymous No.213298883 >>213298970
>>213298595
No one said he was Jewish.
Anonymous No.213298902 >>213299878
>>213298801
Good. We've had enough "but what about....le collateral damage! Like 9/11!" in superhero movies to last a lifetime.
Anonymous No.213298970 >>213299160 >>213299236
>>213298883
Yeah, "Bovaria" is a totaly random place and isn't meant to be anything. Disingenuous piece of shit.
Anonymous No.213299160 >>213300019
>>213298970
What basis do you have for claiming he is Jewish?
Anonymous No.213299209
>>213294688
irrelevant
Zoom Zoom No.213299236 >>213300311
>>213298970
>"Bovaria" is a totaly random place and isn't meant to be anything
I too am bothered by the blatant Russophobia of this Superman movie.
Anonymous No.213299251
>boravia didn't even exist before 1948
a little on the NOSE, rami
Anonymous No.213299408 >>213302726
>sees evil country with aggressive dictator trying to genocide a neighboring country to carve up the land in backroom deals with foreign allies
>how DARE they mock Israel!?
Anonymous No.213299481
>>213290373
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T KILL A GANG LEADER
>THAT'S A WAR CRIME
Fucking bullshit, "war crimes" is the most retarded idea ever invented. The ones commiting war are the criminals. The only difference between a military and any other gang is militaries steal and murder more than any normal gang could ever hope to
>>213291562
Whatever the Jews don't like, just like "terrorist"
Anonymous No.213299555 >>213299863 >>213303675
>>213296102
Superman told that guy he would kill him if he tried pulling this shit again. He was just too busy to do it. First time he tried the invasion Superman flew him out into the dessert told him "if I have to come back out here you are dead"
Anonymous No.213299863 >>213300135
>>213299555
technically he just left it at a vague implied threat
but Hawkgirl is much more direct
Anonymous No.213299878 >>213299975
>>213298902
I agree, but then don't write world destroying rifts into the script in the first place
Anonymous No.213299975 >>213301011
>>213299878
Why not? You can have a world threat without twenty minutes of scenes of screaming citizens running around with falling buildings everywhere.
Anonymous No.213300019
>>213299160
He looks exactly like Ben Gurion
Anonymous No.213300135 >>213300220
>>213299863
Ghurkos woudn't dare invade if Superman was around, only when they though superman was out of the picture they tried another invasion
John Smith No.213300163
>>213298680
Killing politicians are pest control for me.

That's why I like murder man. He kills politicians and farming aura at the same time
John Smith No.213300200
>>213291625
>War of the chosens
Enlist today!
Anonymous No.213300220
>>213300135
Correct, but Superman still didn't directly make that ultimatum, he just left a vague implied threat, and he'd demonstrated he could halt any invasion himself anyway.
John Smith No.213300245 >>213300480
>>213291751
>Pic how a Jewish male ego shattering
John Smith No.213300311
>>213299236
If I was the director the place where general Zod landed was Tel-Aviv.

Murder man helping the local Jewish population to understand better the holocaust.
Anonymous No.213300409 >>213301072
>>213298699
is she actually only 24. no joke she looks at least 35
Anonymous No.213300416 >>213300463
so she's a girl...

and she's a hawk, too, huh
John Smith No.213300463
>>213300416
Hawkperson in the flesh
Anonymous No.213300480 >>213300604
>>213300245
John Smith No.213300604
>>213300480
Noooooooo!!!
My fragile male egoooo , noooooo!!

Btw what does it feel like getting a blowjob from a beak?
Anonymous No.213300617
>>213290301 (OP)
How did one little hawkgirl rape /tv/ so badly
Anonymous No.213301011 >>213301109
>>213299975
...what's the point then?
Anonymous No.213301072
>>213300409
Trying too hard.
Anonymous No.213301109 >>213301961
>>213301011
???
Are you claiming the ONLY way to feature a major threat is to show loads of scenes of citizens running around screaming with collapsing buildings going aaaah it's anudda 9/11?
Anonymous No.213301149 >>213301979
>>213290301 (OP)
Didn't see the movie, so are they just allowed to kill presidents and Superman lets it happen? Doesn't seem like such a good guy to me
Anonymous No.213301808 >>213301979
>>213297026
Built for Big Papi Cock
Anonymous No.213301961 >>213302361
>>213301109
I'm saying you can have major threats without them destroying entire cities
Anonymous No.213301979 >>213302456
>>213301149
>nooooo you have to let the gang leaders commit murder!
>>213301808
She will NOT call you Papi
Anonymous No.213302361 >>213302859
>>213301961
Ok, but is the only way to have a threat based in a city to have 9/11 scenes?
Anonymous No.213302456 >>213303428
>>213301979
She WILL call me papi
because it will make me happy
Anonymous No.213302726
>>213299408
What the fuck?
Anonymous No.213302819
>>213290301 (OP)
The face she makes when she knows she's gonna make you cum ropes on her buttcrack when you go back to her trailer
Anonymous No.213302859 >>213302943
>>213302361
If it's supposed to have tension, yeah maybe.
There's no tension with superman fighting his evil clone in an empty CGI city
Anonymous No.213302943
>>213302859
Tension came from Superman being attacked with nanites in the scenes. It's completely fine to not focus your climax around citizens running around with collapsing buildings again, we've had decades of it.
Anonymous No.213303428 >>213303542
>>213302456
she actually made a song called PAPI
Anonymous No.213303542
>>213303428
Okay, can she make a song where she says "te quiero chupar ese pito papi, quiero todo tu lechita"
Anonymous No.213303675
>>213299555
>"if I have to come back out here you are dead"
-fellow citizen of earth and totally not a tyrannical god
Anonymous No.213303732
>>213297026
The pic that saved /tv/
Anonymous No.213303770
>>213290301 (OP)
*israel